a Morse/Snelling platoon for DH, that's not such a bad idea:
Morse, versus lefties career:
92 AB, .293/.369/.424
Small sample size of course, and that's still not terribly much power, but it's certainly better the everett. And of course, Snelling can just take over full time if Morse struggles.
A walk to Mauer in that situation, with a 5-run lead, when Mauer is tough, tough, tough vs. lefties, is totally fine. Not "perfect" of course, but definitely not the worst thing that could've happened.
Not sure I would've wanted George in there, with Mauer's stats vs. lefties in the first place. Of course, the M's really can't seem to get him out anyway, (can anyone?). I'll take a bases-loaded walk in that situation darn near every time.
That pitch 0-2 pitch by Soriano was indeed outside.
torii hunter's gonna hit a home run here. not that i want him to, i just feel it. We were feeling waaaay too good about the m's just a few minutes ago. We have to be brought down to earth.
That 0-2 pitch was at least 2 inches outside. It didn't even seem that close to me.
Not sure if the ump's been calling that all night, but it wasn't a strike according to normal strike zone rules...
Soriano's surrendered waaaay too many game-tying homers this year. That makes me nervous. I wanted a ground ball pitcher in there vs. Mauer and beyond...
I don't know, i guess it's getting kinda old. Why are fans openly rooting against the team just to get hargrove fired. I don't like him, but i'd much rather see the m's succeed.
First.
The Dude - June 7, 2006
But first is the worst.
JLC - June 7, 2006
Only if you're in first grade.
Or have the mental maturity of a first grader.The Dude - June 7, 2006
We so need to find a way to incorporate
the Fark filter into LL. That way "first post" translates into "The Boobies"Goose - June 7, 2006
Make it translate to:
"I polish Willie's balls."Gomez - June 7, 2006
Ah, thanks
Wasn't sure where you went.Gomez - June 7, 2006
Sometimes a man feels like going out to dinner.
Sometimes he regrets missing games like this.Jeff Sullivan - June 7, 2006
That's what you get for trying to have a life.
Goose - June 7, 2006
My bad.
Jeff Sullivan - June 7, 2006
Watch the last week's games
And you'd be strongly tempted to have hope for this team again. Especially after tonight.Gomez - June 7, 2006
If they take the next 3 or 4 series after this one
Then I may get a little excited about this team.For now I'm just banking on individual performances.Goose - June 7, 2006
Haven't you ever seen "Fever Pitch"?
That dumbass Fallon missed the greatest Red Sox comeback ever for a night with Drew Barrymore.There's only one word for that: loser.
JLC - June 7, 2006
Took me awhile to get here
the links you posted in the other thread were no good.bluemax - June 7, 2006
Yeah.
I think I linked you to the admin-only "Edit Story" page.Whatever.
Jeff Sullivan - June 7, 2006
Beltre
Had the ESPN web gem of the night with that barehanded play. I didn't think I'd say it, but good job Beltre. And you hit a home run, double good job.Ichiro for Pres - June 7, 2006
Beltre hit a homer?
Did I miss something?WAB - June 7, 2006
Sean Green has 4 Ks looking
he has some wicked movement on that sinkeranky - June 7, 2006
The box score tells me
that Sean Green has been terrific.Jeff Sullivan - June 7, 2006
Yep...
And Ichiro got career hit # 2500.Sexson looks like he's officially heading back to 2005 form.
And Joe Mauer still refuses to make outs.
PLU Tim - June 7, 2006
For a non-descript groundballer
He sure does a good job of fooling batters.Gomez - June 7, 2006
To whoever suggested
a Morse/Snelling platoon for DH, that's not such a bad idea:Morse, versus lefties career:
92 AB, .293/.369/.424
Small sample size of course, and that's still not terribly much power, but it's certainly better the everett. And of course, Snelling can just take over full time if Morse struggles.
sactown257 - June 7, 2006
ME! YAY!
I supported C-Rex for a while...but he just plain sucks donkey balls and he needs to go, now.WAB - June 7, 2006
Due up soon...
PositivePaul - June 7, 2006
HAHAHA nice.
Goose - June 7, 2006
Rizzs talking like
striking out Graffanino, Mientkiewicz and Sanders in sequence is difficult.Jeff Sullivan - June 7, 2006
Where the fuck did that miss?
BrettJMiller - June 7, 2006
Where was that pitch?
JLC - June 7, 2006
It was mentioned in the other thread
but it bears repeating that "Terry Tiffee" is a ridiculously stupid name.Jeff Sullivan - June 7, 2006
all right
if they load up the bases for mauer, then i'll be worried.sactown257 - June 7, 2006
HAHAHAHHAHA
Alex and Jeter: Let's get it on!manyoso - June 7, 2006
That was kinda dumb
But the look on Torre's face was funny.Goose - June 7, 2006
Hilarious.
sactown257 - June 7, 2006
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Funniest shit ever. My boss is a Bosox fan and he will LOVE seeing that in the morning.Gomez - June 7, 2006
FUCK YOU LEW FORD
And here's Joe Mauer with the sacks jacked. DAMMIT.Gomez - June 7, 2006
Mauer with the sacks juiced?
OH SHIT!Goose - June 7, 2006
Uh oh.
Getting ugly.JLC - June 7, 2006
In Sherrill we trust
anky - June 7, 2006
GET HIM, GS52
If George gets Joe Mauer, Hargrove owes him... well, something more than pulling him after one batter.Gomez - June 7, 2006
Yeah
Mauer only hits .365 against leftiesGreybear - June 7, 2006
Pitcher that dominates lefties
Versus the hottest left handed hitter in the league.This could be interesting.
JLC - June 7, 2006
I was gonna say Green has been nails...
Goose - June 7, 2006
I hate to say this, but Mauer >> George??
manyoso - June 7, 2006
This is either gonna be really good
or really bad.Goose - June 7, 2006
This can only end two ways.
Really, really good, or really, really, really bad.The Dude - June 7, 2006
Someone make sure...
this guy stays away from this game:Please!
PositivePaul - June 7, 2006
PSHHHHMMMGGH
::vomits everywhere::Gomez - June 7, 2006
You might want to think about
y'know.....not posting here anymore.JLC - June 7, 2006
Not buying it
Eddie is WAAAYYYY fatter than thatmanyoso - June 7, 2006
Not gonna jinx him...
... any other Photoshop requests?Where was that pitch?
PositivePaul - June 7, 2006
FUCK
THROW STRIKES, GEORGE. YOU ARE LEFTY KRYPTONITE.DAMMIT.
Gomez - June 7, 2006
WTF Sherrill
Rollo Tomasi - June 7, 2006
AW FUCK!
BrettJMiller - June 7, 2006
I am offically scared to death of Joe Mauer.
Goose - June 7, 2006
That was obvious...
There are unnatural forces preventing Joe Mauer from making outs right now.PLU Tim - June 7, 2006
Pujols
must've transferred his scary hitting powers to Joe Mauer after getting injured, for safekeeping.Gomez - June 7, 2006
Sherrill came in for his one batter walk
And he's done for the series.That really sucked, too.
JLC - June 7, 2006
so is that it for george?
sactown257 - June 7, 2006
Joe Mauer<<<< George Sherrill
or Joe Mauer<<<<< almost everybody.Goose - June 7, 2006
Arrows are backwards
aren't they?Rollo Tomasi - June 7, 2006
Second time tonight
Get those arrows straight!Garces - June 7, 2006
I suck
Leave me alone.Goose - June 7, 2006
Just think of the brackets as a mouth
opening towards the better player. Mauer > Victor MartinezThen you'll get it easy.
Gomez - June 7, 2006
Joe Mauer >>>> Pujols?
manyoso - June 7, 2006
Over/under
on Torii Hunter hitting 0.5 grand slams this at bat?Rollo Tomasi - June 7, 2006
Relax everyone
George was simply pitching smart. Walking Mauer only means one run, but pitching to Mauer means 4 runs.And besides...Torri Hunter vs. Raffy? Puhhhlease.
WAB - June 7, 2006
Exactly.
A walk to Mauer in that situation, with a 5-run lead, when Mauer is tough, tough, tough vs. lefties, is totally fine. Not "perfect" of course, but definitely not the worst thing that could've happened.Not sure I would've wanted George in there, with Mauer's stats vs. lefties in the first place. Of course, the M's really can't seem to get him out anyway, (can anyone?). I'll take a bases-loaded walk in that situation darn near every time.
That pitch 0-2 pitch by Soriano was indeed outside.
PositivePaul - June 7, 2006
i have a bad feeling about this
torii hunter's gonna hit a home run here. not that i want him to, i just feel it. We were feeling waaaay too good about the m's just a few minutes ago. We have to be brought down to earth.sactown257 - June 7, 2006
I share those sentiments
in every regard.Rollo Tomasi - June 7, 2006
'Tis true
Hope is kryptonite to Mariner fans.manyoso - June 7, 2006
So much for that
You whiners!jk
WAB - June 7, 2006
Cuddyer burned us last series
Rollo Tomasi - June 7, 2006
FUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
manyoso - June 7, 2006
Well
I'd rather see him walk than put one out. I'd have IBB'd him to begin with, run or no run.Greybear - June 7, 2006
You'd intentionally walk a guy with the bases
loaded in a five run game to bring up the tying run?Rollo Tomasi - June 7, 2006
When it's Mauer?
HELL yeahGreybear - June 7, 2006
Brilliant move
Rollo Tomasi - June 7, 2006
Whew
One more Raffy!Goose - June 7, 2006
Soriano
I love you.Garces - June 7, 2006
Got Hunter.
One more to go.JLC - June 7, 2006
Cuddyer on fantasy team....
Goose - June 7, 2006
that's not the 20 team league, right?
cause he's mine there.sactown257 - June 7, 2006
nope, different league
He's a great bench guy though.Goose - June 7, 2006
Cuddyer w/sacks jacked, career
.240, 1 HR.Gomez - June 7, 2006
make that
2elsid - June 7, 2006
Stat, and Mariners terrible karma, duly noted
Gomez - June 7, 2006
Soriano about to be on my fantasy team
WAB - June 7, 2006
about to be?
trade, or picking him up? Cause if you're picking him up, that's a pretty shallow league.sactown257 - June 7, 2006
Picking him up
Yes, it is pretty shallow.WAB - June 7, 2006
Where was that?
Goose - June 7, 2006
WHERE THE FUDGE WAS THAT?!?!
Rollo Tomasi - June 7, 2006
Oh that was close
anky - June 7, 2006
HA, Rizzs was pissed about that call
Gomez - June 7, 2006
Ergggg
That was closeWAB - June 7, 2006
Fuck you Bruce Dreckman. That was a K....
FUCK YOU UMP!BrettJMiller - June 7, 2006
Fantasy points!
Goose - June 7, 2006
Ahahaha
STFUWAB - June 7, 2006
Fuck.
anky - June 7, 2006
After that pitch
You KNEW that was coming.Garces - June 7, 2006
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK MOTHERFUCKER
I HATE THE MINNESOTA TWINS.Gomez - June 7, 2006
unvelievable
PLU Tim - June 7, 2006
So is my spelling.
PLU Tim - June 7, 2006
Oh my God.
Utter, utter shock.Oh man. This hurts so bad.
JLC - June 7, 2006
Fuck
chaney - June 7, 2006
Oh my God.
Jeff Sullivan - June 7, 2006
This Umpire just ruined Moyer's W.
BrettJMiller - June 7, 2006
omg
MT - June 7, 2006
HOLY FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKWAB - June 7, 2006
Noooooooooo!
Why! Why! Why!bluemax - June 7, 2006
Because you are an M's fan
Duhmanyoso - June 7, 2006
well i didn't call it
but almost.sactown257 - June 7, 2006
Man, that sucks for Soriano
That 0-2 pitch was strike three, and he is a much better pitcher than that meatball indicates.Gomez - June 7, 2006
I blame Jeff.
You just had to stop eating dinner, didn't you?JLC - June 7, 2006
Flyball Soriano.
Great.PositivePaul - June 7, 2006
this can't be happening...
plz... noooooMT - June 7, 2006
F it
There goes all that "optimism"WAB - June 7, 2006
Hey Soriano
Fuck you.Rollo Tomasi - June 7, 2006
We're still winning this game
Garces - June 7, 2006
Hope
It's kryptonite, damnit!!! Don't you get it??!!manyoso - June 7, 2006
Fuck the prostate cancer benefit for a sec, Rizzs
We just got tarred and feathered.Gomez - June 7, 2006
Exactly what I was saying
WAB - June 7, 2006
I agree...
Then enthusiasm he had when he was talking about it had me hoping for a stray bullett to pierce his larnyx.PLU Tim - June 7, 2006
Obviously
Rafael Soriano has prostate cancer and wants it cured.Jeff Sullivan - June 7, 2006
more like
the home plate ump hassuch a bull 0-2 call
mfanmn - June 7, 2006
Couldn't he just ask for a raise?
Gomez - June 7, 2006
Thanks, Ump.
You're one fucking strike call too late, you tranny cocksucker.JLC - June 7, 2006
Yeah.
That pitch was worse than "Ball 1" to Cuddyer.BrettJMiller - June 7, 2006
Bruce Dreckman
Needs to be fired as an umpire, then burned at the stake like in Silent Hill. Fuckin' blind-ass umpire.BrettJMiller - June 7, 2006
Nope. Soriano's bad.
That 0-2 pitch was at least 2 inches outside. It didn't even seem that close to me.Not sure if the ump's been calling that all night, but it wasn't a strike according to normal strike zone rules...
Soriano's surrendered waaaay too many game-tying homers this year. That makes me nervous. I wanted a ground ball pitcher in there vs. Mauer and beyond...
PositivePaul - June 7, 2006
FWIW
I agree. It was flirting with the outside part of the plate, but it wasn't a clear strike.manyoso - June 7, 2006
Good side
Surely, this will crush any of the enthusiasm that the team had built up during past week...meaning another 0-6 roadtrip is on the way.You know what that means!
WAB - June 7, 2006
Rumors will circulate that Grover will get fired
Then we'll win one to go 1-6 in our last 7 and that's all Lincoln and Armstrong need to see to keep Grover in place?BrettJMiller - June 7, 2006
EXACTLY!
WAB - June 7, 2006
we're out of the race?
I don't know, i guess it's getting kinda old. Why are fans openly rooting against the team just to get hargrove fired. I don't like him, but i'd much rather see the m's succeed.sactown257 - June 7, 2006
Figures
against the Mariners, that the Twins would bring in a known roider to pitch.Gomez - June 7, 2006
We better win.
I don't think I could stand losing this game and then losing tomorrow against Santana.Fuck. Don't we lead the majors in allowing grand slams or something?
JLC - June 7, 2006
lol
Idiots.Garces - June 7, 2006
C'mon Jose!
Give us a lead...BrettJMiller - June 7, 2006
Um
How do you lose a shoe on a flyball collision?Gomez - June 7, 2006
Beltre just short of a homerun.
Story of our lives.JLC - June 7, 2006
Quit trying to go deep
Just drive the ball and see what happens.Gomez - June 7, 2006
This has been a remarkably popular game thread
Sheesh.Jeff Sullivan - June 7, 2006
This always cheers ME up
Garces - June 7, 2006
Fuck. We're going to lose.
BrettJMiller - June 7, 2006
What was Raul swinging at?
TAKE A HIGH PITCH.Gomez - June 7, 2006
Even Valle thinks Rizzs is cute.
Rizzs: "Perfect spot for a homerun."Valle: quick scoff
JLC - June 7, 2006
He jinxed him too
Raul struck out immediately after he said that.chaney - June 7, 2006
Unless Putz pitches more than 1 inning
we only have Woods and Guardado left in the pen for extra innings......anky - June 7, 2006
Eddie will give up the HR
and send me to bedmanyoso - June 7, 2006
I hope you guys are ready
for another You Write The Recap, because I don't have it in me tonight.Based on the size of the thread, though, it seems like there's been a lot to talk about.
Jeff Sullivan - June 7, 2006
Lazy POS
PLU Tim - June 7, 2006
Get off my website.
Jeff Sullivan - June 7, 2006
Make me.
PLU Tim - June 7, 2006
Oh would you two get a room already!
manyoso - June 7, 2006
I'd rather not make you.
Your traffic makes me money.Jeff Sullivan - June 7, 2006
And your mom...
makes me money. So we're even.PLU Tim - June 7, 2006
Glad she found a better job.
Jeff Sullivan - June 7, 2006
Johjima is winning this game
Holla back.Garces - June 7, 2006
Woo woo!
Jeff Sullivan - June 7, 2006
I knew you had it in you
Garces - June 7, 2006
for those watching
did they say if nathan is warming up in the pen?sactown257 - June 7, 2006
Terry Tiffee is going yard here
You know it's happening.JLC - June 7, 2006
Can't homer if he isn't hitting
manyoso - June 7, 2006
You underestimated the power
Of the Tiffee.JLC - June 7, 2006
Seriously, Soriano
Fuck youRollo Tomasi - June 7, 2006
God fucking damn
this game was fucking ours.sactown257 - June 7, 2006
Poker
Has officially jumped the shark.Garces - June 7, 2006
Poker never was
Seriously, watching boozers and geezers play poker on TV? How is that at all athletic?Gomez - June 7, 2006
But speed poker is the hot new item!
Jeff Sullivan - June 7, 2006
I can guess the next hot new item
No poker at all.Gomez - June 7, 2006
Wanna bet on that?
Hit me.Garces - June 7, 2006
Stop Sucking Raffy...
Anyone else think his velocity is down? I've seen nothing in 2 days from him over 93.PLU Tim - June 7, 2006
Base hit for Castillo
I'm calling it.Rollo Tomasi - June 7, 2006
Shows what he knows.
Rollo Tomasi - June 7, 2006
Is the ump even watching this game?
Fucking stoner.JLC - June 7, 2006
i wonder what you got to do
to become an ML ump. I mean, does it require education or anything?sactown257 - June 7, 2006
Safe!
It's helping me not focus on the game. Leave me alone. :(
Garces - June 7, 2006
Phew
Goose - June 7, 2006
YES!
Soriano didn't manage to completely screw us over.JLC - June 7, 2006
We lost the other game
that Raffy allowed a GS in, remember? Chicago, Pablo Ozuna.... yeah, I hate this team. Couldn't just cruise to a victory huh?Matthew - June 7, 2006
End it here Mariners
I don't feel like listening to extra innings.Goose - June 7, 2006
Okay, leading off the 9th...
His team needs a run, so what does he do?Why, make another out, what else is new?
Richie: Hey! I hit a home run... once....
BIG RICHIE
Gomez - June 7, 2006
Another classic
Goose - June 7, 2006
Who needs Sexson to lead the inning off
when you have WILLIE!!!!!!!anky - June 7, 2006
I'm more upset for Green
he didn't deserve his final line.Matthew - June 7, 2006
This is Jeff's fault.
We were doing fine until he came back.Mariner John - June 7, 2006
I'm shutting this place down.
Hello, dynasty.Jeff Sullivan - June 7, 2006
Hmmm.....
dynasty or the best blog around? Seriously, it's a tough choice.sactown257 - June 7, 2006
Not a tough choice for me!
Woooo dynasty!Jeff Sullivan - June 7, 2006
The Last Night of the LL Dynasty
By Jeff SullivanGomez - June 7, 2006
I always thought...
... you resembled Joan Collins.;-)
PositivePaul - June 7, 2006
don't get me wrong
it would be great if we win it here, but would it be somewhat disappointing to some of you too? I mean, how we blew the lead and all?sactown257 - June 7, 2006
This team always disappoints me.
It's just degrees of disappointment.JLC - June 7, 2006
Go for the cycle
HurrahMariner John - June 7, 2006
Never mind
Mariner John - June 7, 2006
BIG RICHIE
And better yet, shut out on strikeouts. The chase for Adam Dunn takes a huge hit today.Gomez - June 7, 2006
Carl Everett!
GOD, he's good!Garces - June 7, 2006
Carl Everett is an automatic out.
chaney - June 7, 2006
End it Joe
PleaseGoose - June 7, 2006
Come on Joh. Walk-off time.
BrettJMiller - June 7, 2006
Bigotsaurus with second walk off HR?
manyoso - June 7, 2006
He called that a ball
on Cuddyer.Rollo Tomasi - June 7, 2006
I'd give anything
to shag a ballgirl.Garces - June 7, 2006
Not last night's.
Jeff Sullivan - June 7, 2006
One bald girl coming up....
PLU Tim - June 7, 2006
The white, female
Carl EverettGarces - June 7, 2006
You're fired
Gomez - June 7, 2006
Oh my god
Jeff, i don't ask for much, but please please delete that.sactown257 - June 7, 2006
Hard to believe you came out of that woman.
Jeff Sullivan - June 7, 2006
Hard to believe
You went in there in the first place.Garces - June 7, 2006
The ugly ones work harder.
Jeff Sullivan - June 7, 2006
Now that is a handsome woman!
manyoso - June 7, 2006
Dear god
Goose - June 7, 2006
The Bald Chick's Pussy
PLU Tim - June 7, 2006
I'd pet that pussy!
manyoso - June 7, 2006
Relation?
Goose - June 7, 2006
To be fair
Carl saw a baby T-Rex sticker on Rodriguez's glove.Mariner John - June 7, 2006
Just concede
Warm up Bloomquist.Gomez - June 7, 2006
If Willie pinch hits and goes yard
I'll never say anything bad about him again............for one week.
JLC - June 7, 2006
Wish this would end
So I could start watching Heart Like a Wheel.Garces - June 7, 2006
That first pitch to Richie was ripe
WAB - June 7, 2006
Heart attack
CRACK!Garces - June 7, 2006
DAMN
Jumped on that too early.Gomez - June 7, 2006
damn that woulda been nice
mfanmn - June 7, 2006
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
FOOOOOOOOOOOULLLLLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!JLC - June 7, 2006
FOUL! FUCK!
BrettJMiller - June 7, 2006
Oh bugger all.
Jeff Sullivan - June 7, 2006
well shit
Goose - June 7, 2006
Dammit
Gomez - June 7, 2006
Johjima
Jacked the shit out of that one...a lil too early.AWESOME! How predictable was that...
WAB - June 7, 2006
test him for 'roids again
mfanmn - June 7, 2006
FUUUCCCCCKKKKKK
That would have been sweetmanyoso - June 7, 2006
Fuck it. We're losing this game.
BrettJMiller - June 7, 2006
You keep saying that
Trying to talk yourself into it?manyoso - June 7, 2006
I almost cried from happiness
after watching that ball leave Johjima's bat.Then I cried from disappointment.
JLC - June 7, 2006
Even the Royals didn't blow a 9-4 lead
how depressinganky - June 7, 2006
that's cause
they don't get 9-4 leads.sactown257 - June 7, 2006
They had one against us
last weekendanky - June 7, 2006
leave me alone.
sactown257 - June 7, 2006
Fear not
Garces - June 7, 2006
i think we're gonna be here awhile
unless, you know, the twins score. Cause we sure as hell aren't.sactown257 - June 7, 2006
Yea
Knew the M's were getting too hot for their own good.ThundaPC - June 7, 2006
wow!
Grover's using Putz! Who'da thunk!?MT - June 7, 2006
We have a Ricoh copier at work
It blows when the rollers aren't replaced.Gomez - June 7, 2006
Let's be positive guys.
It's Eddie time!Mariner John - June 7, 2006
no no no!
it's Putz time! :DMT - June 7, 2006
Ok, we have to wait until the 11th
Mariner John - June 7, 2006
Putz time!
ThundaPC - June 7, 2006
Puuuuuutz!
I feel better now.Garces - June 7, 2006
So what are the odds
That Putz gets shelled here?JLC - June 7, 2006
Slim to none
but I'm more worried about a solo shot.ThundaPC - June 7, 2006
Please No
I might have to jump headfirst off my deck if someone goes yard of Putz...WAB - June 7, 2006
Oh no
Mauer is coming up this inninganky - June 7, 2006
Oh damn
Here comes Mean Joe MauerWAB - June 7, 2006
I've barely been around
and this is still one of my favorite game threads of all time.Jeff Sullivan - June 7, 2006
dude
you brought the bad luck with you!sactown257 - June 7, 2006
I know.
That's part of what makes it so hilarious.Jeff Sullivan - June 7, 2006
Mauer up?
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!Goose - June 7, 2006
don't pitch to Joe!
sactown257 - June 7, 2006
Putz is going to manhandle Mauer here
And no one will piss themselves when he comes to the plate ever again.JLC - June 7, 2006
I hate you soooo much right now
manyoso - June 7, 2006
Pwnage vs Pwnage
KK Putz will not give, you little backstop bitch.Gomez - June 7, 2006
backstop bitch
Hahahahaha...Eat
Shit
Mauer
Here comes the split!
........
WHEWWWW!
WAB - June 7, 2006
Based on his June numbers
there's about a 50% chance that Mauer doesn't get a hit here, which is something.Jeff Sullivan - June 7, 2006
The image link is broken
But I found this doing a google search for JJ Putz...That appears to be ARod.
Garces - June 7, 2006
HAHAHA
oh godanky - June 7, 2006
Good gravy.
Jeff Sullivan - June 7, 2006
Can't read the dialogue
But it's still funny.JLC - June 7, 2006
It reads
JJ: "Who is your daddy?"AROD: "You are Mr. Putz!"
Based on a true story.
Garces - June 7, 2006
Putz: Who's your daddy?
A-Rod: You are, Mr. Putz.The Dude - June 7, 2006
It says
"Who's your daddy""You are Mr. Putz"
anky - June 7, 2006
Heh
JJ says, "Who's your daddy?"AROD says, "You are Mr. Putz"
WAB - June 7, 2006
Hmmm. Lemme Guess.
www.leoneforthird.com.An earlier game thread over there, perhps? So sad y'all nuked that site. There was some good historical stuff there that needed to be archived here.
PositivePaul - June 7, 2006
If this were yesterday
I would be convinced Mauer was Satan.Goose - June 7, 2006
Colorado sucks
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/boxscore?gid=260607127No runs in the 8th? Lazy
Mariner John - June 7, 2006
WE GOT HIM OUT!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!Goose - June 7, 2006
PUTZ >>>>>> MAUER
anky - June 7, 2006
Putz wins.
ThundaPC - June 7, 2006
He's out!
That should count as a win in the standings.Jeff Sullivan - June 7, 2006
HOW DOES IT FEEL, MAUER?
Gomez - June 7, 2006
Judging by the way the game has gone
Twins score here.Rollo Tomasi - June 7, 2006
I was thinking the same thing.
sactown257 - June 7, 2006
Here it comes.
Rollo Tomasi - June 7, 2006
Apparently
there was also a hockey game tonight (albeit not much of one).Jeff Sullivan - June 7, 2006
I was going to say something
but I won't.Mariner John - June 7, 2006
Good man.
Jeff Sullivan - June 7, 2006
I'm really bummed
Roloson's injury really screws every Oiler fan...and really every hockey fan out there.What a downer...
WAB - June 7, 2006
I dunno.
I mean, it sucks that the team MVP is hurt and all, but Carolina winning the Cup would still be good for the NHL.Plus, what fans they have are pretty intense%2Ìb~ that's neat.
Jeff Sullivan - June 7, 2006
Uh.
Plus, what fans they have are pretty intense, so that's neat.Stupid interweb.
Jeff Sullivan - June 7, 2006
I suppose
I noticed there fans are actually half decent...especially for a southern city.Nothing like those nutjobs from Anaheim...what a joke they were. Seemed like they cried foul on every bodycheck...
WAB - June 7, 2006
I'm telling you
everything about Anaheim sucks, including their hockey fan base.Jeff Sullivan - June 7, 2006
That was a stupid hit.
Stupid.Jeff Sullivan - June 7, 2006
Hunter
Most have slept with Joe Mauer and had some of his luck rub off on him.JLC - June 7, 2006
Sign #1 that we're not supposed to win
ThundaPC - June 7, 2006
BEAN HIM
Nobody fist pumps in our house.Garces - June 7, 2006
Oh shit
I'm starting to dislike Michael Cuddyer.sactown257 - June 7, 2006
Stupid burial ground curse
Gomez - June 7, 2006
That first pitch to Cuddyer
would have been a great time for Hargrove to come rolling out of the dugout and get himself tossed.chaney - June 7, 2006
Why should he?
There's no buffet out there.Gomez - June 7, 2006
Kenji
Should start shoving strip steaks in his pants....
Yeah, same to you.
Garces - June 7, 2006
Hey Ump
Try not calling a ball. Cool things might happen, you blind, fat douche fucker.JLC - June 7, 2006
Fuck you too, Putz
Rollo Tomasi - June 7, 2006
I was just thinking...
When someone takes a pic off of your site and posts it on another site, you can see it, right?That means that the bald chick may be signing up for an annount as we speak.
PLU Tim - June 7, 2006
That would be hilarious.
Goose - June 7, 2006
And it's not even my birthday
Garces - June 7, 2006
Ok, now that's some sick shit!
manyoso - June 7, 2006
I am still...
a non-spell checking douche bag.PLU Tim - June 7, 2006
Does Putz have a soul patch
Or was he eating a really melty popsicle?Garces - June 7, 2006
Or...
He was eating some dirty ass.PLU Tim - June 7, 2006
You're foul.
Jeff Sullivan - June 7, 2006
Jeff
Please disable his annount.Garces - June 7, 2006
fook ewwwww!
PLU Tim - June 7, 2006
Ew, tossing Eddie's salad...
Gomez - June 7, 2006
hmmmm
same color as refried beans....PLU Tim - June 7, 2006
Ugh
I just vomited a little in your mouthmanyoso - June 7, 2006
STRIKES, JJ
Gomez - June 7, 2006
should we go back to it?
JJ PUTZ SUCKS BALLSsactown257 - June 7, 2006
You can thank me later.
sactown257 - June 7, 2006
Cuddyer gettin' greedy
Can't hit that shit Mikey!WAB - June 7, 2006
Splitter
K.anky - June 7, 2006
OMGWTFJJPUTZ!
ThundaPC - June 7, 2006
SIT DOWN!
FUCKYEAAAAAHGarces - June 7, 2006
CUDDYER
YEAH GO GET YOUR SECOND GRAND SLAM AT DENNY'S, BITCH.JLC - June 7, 2006
Okay
That was deceptively hilarious.Gomez - June 7, 2006
Putz remains unfair.
Jeff Sullivan - June 7, 2006
SIT DOWN, CUDDYER
Gomez - June 7, 2006
Just because I'm still feeling it.
Fuck you, Soriano.Rollo Tomasi - June 7, 2006
Fuck Thornton
Mariner John - June 7, 2006
Fuck Guardado
Gomez - June 7, 2006
Fuck Hargrove
manyoso - June 7, 2006
Fuck Paul Walker
I hate that guy.Garces - June 7, 2006
Jesse Crain sucks
anky - June 7, 2006
Crain?
Okay, we gotta hit him right?ThundaPC - June 7, 2006
Reed's last at bat this month
Mariner John - June 7, 2006
NO
anky - June 7, 2006
This keeps going and we will be approaching
our record for most comments in one game. I think our previous was like 862 or something like that.Goose - June 7, 2006
Infield power!
Garces - June 7, 2006
JESSE CRAIN BLOWS
Just don't swing once this entire inning and you'll win.Man, Reed...wtf.
WAB - June 7, 2006
Hmmmm....
does anyone else want a petagine sighting here? Yeah, it would mean willie comes in afterwards, but it's a good shot at trying to win it here.sactown257 - June 7, 2006
Or not.
sactown257 - June 7, 2006
HEY
Betancourt wasn't pinch hit for! That's a good sign.Gomez - June 7, 2006
Worst bunt ever.
Rollo Tomasi - June 7, 2006
Fuck Bunting.
anky - June 7, 2006
Yuni's going yard!
WAB - June 7, 2006
Haha.
Reed is hopeless.Jeff Sullivan - June 7, 2006
I'm surprised
Willie hasn't pinch-hit for Reed.ThundaPC - June 7, 2006
Has Crain thrown a strike yet?
Stop swinging at garbage!Rollo Tomasi - June 7, 2006
Yuni!!!
anky - June 7, 2006
OMGWTFBASEHIT?
Gomez - June 7, 2006
Yubet having a hell of a day
Goose - June 7, 2006
Yuniesky'd.
Jeff Sullivan - June 7, 2006
Betancourt!
Creeping towards .300!!!!!!!MOVE HIM UP IN THE LINEUP.
JLC - June 7, 2006
Jesse Crain
this is the guy that doesn't strike anybody out, right?sactown257 - June 7, 2006
Ichiro
use your Power Swinganky - June 7, 2006
YuBet
has increased his average tonight by what... .100?manyoso - June 7, 2006
Do it, Ichiro
Kill it.Gomez - June 7, 2006
all right
don't lie, it crossed your mind too: Beltre walkoff.sactown257 - June 7, 2006
Not once.
Jeff Sullivan - June 7, 2006
Stealing an idea from AN
New thread mojo:http://www.lookoutlanding.com/story/2006/6/8/13938/66572
REPEAT:
New thread up.
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/story/2006/6/8/13938/66572
Jeff Sullivan - June 7, 2006
Geeze...
Is this the Ichiro shift?PLU Tim - June 7, 2006
Please Ichiro.
Please. Please. Please with a cherry on top.JLC - June 7, 2006
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