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8/1: Open Game Thread, Part 2

Felix Hernandez colliding with Ben Broussard is like Jessica Alba colliding with world peace.

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which is which?
UH OH ITS K-ROD
THE BEST RELIEVER IN THE GAME!!!!!1!
I'd like to collide with Jessica Alba
I'd prefer World Peace.
Don't be selfish.
K-Rod already?
white flag waving?
Francisco Rodriguez
will not be doing his little dance from hell tonight.
Does he realize
that he's pointing in the wrong direction?
so putz or the king for the 9th?
putz
King at 107 pitches and has 3 runins with Rick Griffin
JJ
Why dick around? We have the day off tomorrow anyway.
i agree
i just try to put myself in the mind of johnny mac, and i get lost... he hasn't paid much attention to pitch counts lately, even for felix
With Hernandez hitting 107 pitches.
I'd imagine Putz.
I think Boone's 2005 was better than Lopez 07
YOU MUST CONSIDER DEFENSE
B-R disagrees
http://www.baseball-reference.com/l/lopezjo01.shtml

http://www.baseball-reference.com/b/boonebr01.shtml

damn
I was hoping Boone was better, so I could make fun of Jose more.
His 2005 M's tenure was marginally better
qua?
Lopez: 261/294/371, OPS+80
Boone: 221/290/350, OPS+70

And that's not including defense.

Oh.
M's tenure. Got it.
BETANCOURT
good game from the cuban
The Cuban has had a hell of a game.
Wow
Where was everyone on that ball?  Go Yuni!
YUNIESKY BETANCOURT
KICKING ALL SORTS OF ASS TONIGHT
Patented Yuni double
YUNI!!!!!
i love this yuni
Vidro nearly gets thrown out at first on that.
It's because he's slow.
Betancourt seems like the kind of guy
we'd hate if we had to face him. But not as much as Ichiro.
case in point.
nice hustle Yuni
they'd both kill weaver, ho, baloga
Yuni-Steal!
I'd love to hear an I-CHI-RO chant
last longer than 5 seconds for once
Rock this shit
ichiro sends mental images of yuni stealin on a ball in the dirt
I thought Yuni wasnt that fast
The kids running like border patrol is after him
He has plenty of speed
blows at stealing bases.
YUNI......
second half Betancourt
This is almost as enjoyable as second half Beltre.
Pointless aggressive baserunning FTW
huh?
FTW = for the win
OK....thanks
i was confused too
FTW = Fort Worth to me.
When I first saw it a while back
I thought it meant Fut the Whack?
woooooooo
ICHIRO!!!
Three runs up!
ICHIRO
wooooooooooooooooo
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ICHIRO!!!
suck it K-rod.
This game rocks
What an irritating player Ichiro must be.
INSURANCE!
ICHIRO IS GOOD AT BASEBALL
FUCK YOU K-ROD
Six different hitters with RBI tonight
Put another way, we don't have a stud in the middle.
If sexson did his job..
just think how much better this team would be..
Hear that?
Thats the wave. Fuck you Safeco fans
Stop the goddamn wave mothafuckas!!!!
Richie can has strikeout
Trying this for the first time:
I like where that second pitch is
too bad it didn't actually hit him there and DL him.
JJ in
Thunderstruck on
That was cute.
The crowd got excited on a Vidro fly ball.
To be fair
That was a Vidro Funk Blast
Putz In. Game Over.
JJ in
TV on mute, Thunderstruck on.
Yes, sir
brilliant idea
man, I wish Vidro
could hit the ball farther than that
Cheers to contention
Broussard would've had that.
While
grabbing his crotch and pointing at Richie
yep.....
Broussard makes that somehow
high cheese
is on the menu
or would sir
prefer shving cream?
a single?
WTF??
ok so heres what I put together with mark's photos
enjoy

did JJ's arm disappear in the first frame?
crap it seems to not have worked
yeah it was up earlier...
i think this game killed it
Same thing happened to Funk Blast image #2
:(
heh
same thing happened to Richie Sexson...  :(
Correlation = causation
we need that image back.
HA
if theres anything i've taken from all of my stats classes in college, its exactly that... maybe I should have gone to class more
How the hell was that a ball?
That was right down the goddamn middle.
Heh
Vlad almost fell over on that swing.
vlad is so frustrated
Cabrera has Huntington's Disease.
Sit the fuck still.
damn
uhhhh
Uhhhh....
Thunderstruck off.
does not compute
That's obnoxious.
ok......all's cool.....
deep breath....
This isn't JJ......
a run???
stop toying with them, J.J. Shut the fucking door all ready.
woo hoo
more angel hits!
he walked home..where was the throw..
too nonchalant
And theres our JJ
whew....
okay there we go.
Yuni = Brian Roberts
Horray for False Hope
(for the other team)
yes fuck yessssss!!!!!!!!!!!
Hot damn!
Thuderstruck back on!
DP!!!!
yes
see
this is why I don't get defensive indifference. What's the harm in at least trying to throw the guy out?
Joe Morgan approves of this comment.
am I missing something?
My bad, my comment was obscure
Every time defensive indifference occurs in a ESPN game Joe Morgan says that it should count as a stolen base.

Almost on cue in every single damn game. I find it funny because when Joe Morgan tries to push his idea or opinion Jon Miller always finds a way to change the subject or pretend to agree with him.

Exactly
I hate that they concede the DP when there is less than 2 outs.
That's more like it.
Garret Anderson is old.
GA FOR THE HALL!!!!
huzzah!!!!!
now K this motherfucker so I can go walk my dog.
YEAH DP
uno mas
suck it GA
angels got lucky that we didnt care about OC, otherwise they dont score
take that you washed up piece of shit....
put 'em away!
JJ ERA over 1
damn you Angels
Yuni will get an error
Don't worry
Kotchman fouls ball off foot
that'll put him on the 60-day.
JJ's era is over 1 now..
Come on JJ, just get one more out.
Buh?
He can't do that.  Shoot him....or something.
I know JJ is all for drama
But cmon buddy, put him away
Well this is kinda annoying
i hate GMJ up here
I don't like this at all
JJ vs HGH
HGH wins
cmon JJ. Finish them!
that wasn't a pussy hit :(
what is this!!???
wow... thats a single?
hahaha
Oh shit
7-11 with 2 HRs
shut up, Dave
I think they misspelled single
should've read K swinging, right?
This game is taking forever.
2.5 hour game with 12 runs scored?
that's quick.
nothing bit splitters please
I'd almost prefer Vlad to GMJ here.
Quit channeling Eddie and end this
When Gary Matthews sweats
his uniform's testicles shrink.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ASKLfjlsdfklasd;nv;lksnvl;asndfkl;ajf;ldasfjkl;ajwkol;jfmlcsadjdfkl;ncklasngjkla;jsfdk
WHAT
BOOOOOOOOOO

BOOOOOOOOOOOO

fuck it all....
SHUT UP DAVE
what's with the HR talk you fn idiot
HORSECOCK!
NOOOOOO FUCking WAY
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
COCK PUNCH
Son of afucking bitch...
SHUT UP DAVE
what's with the HR talk you fn idiot
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
tv off. Fuck this
Did we trade for Armando Benitez and noone told me
HOLY SHIT!!!
FUCK@!!!!!&fr67fvc0r
Make that three home runs for GMJ
well shit
someone needs to tell jj that thisa is not texas
WHAT THE FUCK???????????
NO FUCKING WAY

FUCKKKKKKKKKK

Jones would have caught it
Still blame Yuni
ADAM JONE CATCHES THAT
Did Gary
step up the jus?
Holy crap
This game has been totally awesome except for one or two completely unmitigated disasters.
I knew GMJ spelled bad news
I hate him so much
putz in...
lead over
This is a pretty bad time
To regress to the mean.
WORST. LOSS. EVER.
if we do lose this.
There goes the win for the King
game over. season over.
fuck
OMGZ
Dotel woulda prevented this all! And also world hunger
putz in...
roll over?
No,
Putz In, Game Over
Just becomes really ironic.
It happens every GD time
these announcers go on and on about the opposing teams HR's.....why do they do that?????
words are powerful......
Thunderstruck isn't as intimidating anymore
I've deleted the song from my computer.
That's a little extreme
Don't ya think?
go away 2005 JJ
cue Geoff Baker rant about need for
RH setup man
Im really confused
I dont know whether to break my tv, punch a wall, or cry
At least we didn't have to use the cockpunch pic.
OK boys...
make a miracle
Adrian FB would be pretty great right about now.
Whoever is playing Thunderstruck at home
stop it. It's not working.
So heres a confidence booster
If anyone gets on base. Mr. Sexson comes to the plate...
I could use a walk-off.
Raul for the win, just our luck
Good thing Broussard's out of the game
Let's go win this thing
Richie killed the chemistry
shut up dave we know what happenend
Jose Guillen
Be a hero.
You know who owns K-Rod?
Roberto Petagine.
Francisco Rodriguez
Hit the crap out of this douchebag. Hit the living shit out of him.
if we lose this
I could see the team completely swooning.
JJ ERA up to 1.40
He's fucking finished. DFA!
I'd be lying
if I said I wasn't immensely surprised by what just happened. Holy shit.
We all are
but it's not the first time, so the novelty's gone.
This is like
finding out Santa isnt real. I dont think I can recover from this
Ibanez walk-off
I called it.
Ibanez walk-off
from the batter's box back to the dugout after striking out
I have to get up at 4:30 for a flight.
Seriously, fuck you guys.
Now swing at some balls in the dirst Ral
You have mysterious powers.
Please tell Ibanez to do better.
i hate raul I hate raul I hate raul
Sure glad we made their bullpen work last night
and the night before.
Adam Jones
not sure why, but he came out of Tacoma's game in the top of the 7th with them leading 14-8.... its now 14-13 Tacoma....
Hes on his way up I-5 to seattle
Adam Jones leaves
team gets worse. There's your proof!
Probably because it was a blowout at the time
That's my guess.
actually
it was 13-8 Tacoma.. now its 14-13 Memphis.
YOU HELD UP ON THE FIRST TWO
WHY DID YOU SWING AT THE 3RD?

YOU SUCK.  AT LEAST DON'T BE STUPID WHILE YOU SUCK.

Now on deck: Not Ben Broussard
a Sexson walk-off
would be fitting.
we must lead the league
in swinging at crap in the dirt..
Sliders vs. Beltre
Hello, tenth.
Ump makes bad call in D-Backs game.
Stadium chanting "YOU SUCK BLUE! YOU SUCK BLUE!"

Hilarious.

Beltre plus Sliders?
guh.
good god he hits hard
Extra innings,
This blows.
k-rod=
a meth'ed out little goblin
I really want to not lose this game.
green potatos anyone?
take your pick

gahh

Extra innings.
Really guys?

Really?

The one time I have to wake up before five?

hey jeff
how many mariners games are you planning to take in while your up here?
Just one, on Saturday
Occupied with the LL/USSM events tomorrow and Friday, and can't make it on Sunday.
cool
if i can swing a deal for tickets, i'll just tell work im still in spokane on saturday and just goto the game. they think im coming back friday though.
If my flight's before 5, I generally just stay up.
FUCK FUCK FUCK
this sucks
Free baseball it is.
Fuck.
It hurts when our only power hitter is slumping.
man this sucks again
this has potential
to be the most back-breaking loss since 2003.

HEY ANOTHER 2003 MILESTONE!!

And... yup
God still hates Seattle.
Wasn't Putz supposed to be the best closer in the
game today?
He still is, asshole.
No need to get hostile, sir
Just stating the facts, fucker
Seriously
what did you expect?
I'm just a little testy right now.
And salt in the wound doesn't help.

Although, come to think of it, it's not like our closer was the only one to give up runs tonight.

Still is.
Even the best have a bad day once in a while.
Isn't asking rhetorical troll questions
something people with too much free time on their hands do?
He was.
Shit happens.
Even as an Angels fan, I believe Putz is the best
I'm just shocked that he was hit off of so easily tonight.

If not for GA's double play roll over, this might be worse.

Just an off night for JJ
kinda like how it's been an off month for Vlad. Happens to the best players in baseball.
Totally agree
I've just never seen him get roped so bad. Every ball, minus the GA hit, was just hit so sharply off of him that it caught me by surprise. It wasn't a bloop and a blast type thing, that's why I was in shock.
I think it's a testament to how awesome he is
that we're all so taken aback by tonight's performance.
Yeah
I'd kill to have him as a setup man. :P
yes obvioulsy no one ever blows saves ever duh
Adam Jones doesn't.
he is way better than
the little mutant you guys have and he never had to cheat
Umm
He is.  I like Frankie as much as the next guy, but seriously.
Well, at least it's Sean Green
They'll have to beat some good stuff to win.
and in april
would you have said that about this situation?
Had no idea
Like how we had no idea in April of 2006 that JJ would become the best closer in baseball.
Wasn't planning on drinking tonight
Scot Shields warming up
I hope Ben straps explosives to his torso and waits patiently in Richie's locker.
Why sacrfice himself?
Strap explosives to Ibanez and stick him in Richie's locker.
dang it
then we'd be out 2 1st basemen. does anyone want to see vidro at 1st for the stretch?

i actually know how that could be the perfect situation and it'd involve jones, but you guys frown upon those acts.

Then no one would play first base.
That's better than what we have now.
i have an idea
AN-DY HAR-GROVE!!!
I think Ho would make a swell courier.
Hmm...
2 innings of Green, 2 innings of O'Flaherty, 2 innings of Morrow.

We're in decent shape I think.

1 down
C'Mon Green!
WHERE THE FUCK WAS THAT
Im pissed now
For the Angels sake, which I know you guys
don't want to hear, but at least they rested their bullpen for so long with this type of game.
Go away
I'm not allowed to talk baseball here?
Were in a fragile state on mind
be careful
Don't feel too bad
M's fans here are understandably pissed about what should've been an easy save.
No.
You just have really bad timing.
It's probably not smart for an angel fan to be
in the gamethread right now.
yeah, its cool
how things worked out that way.
Swing the bat.
Does Reggie Willits even have wrists?
Why does willits have a bat?
Fucker doesn't ever swing.
I HATE YOU WILLITS
DIE IN A FIRE.
Reggie Willits needs to stop being a fucker.
D-Backs bullpen blowing lead in the 9th.
I might not be at the USSM/LL night tomorrow because I might have killed somebody.
Adam Jones finds a way to catch that
Angels fans
Strange that you would show up AFTER the game gets tied but welcome aboard, gents.
How does a guy as patient as Willits
end up on a team like that?
It amazes even me
We have a team full of GA's. Hack Till You Drop!
Game is slipping away.
Shit
we're boned
dont let
figgins steal
Great.
Fan-fucking-tastic.
fuck
worst lose ever.
DP needed badly
Figgins pointing skyward
where was God for you during April?
same place he was
during the plague, holocaust, Vietnam, and the filming of "Shooter", starring Marky Whalberg.
The plague was fine.
Gotta keep Europe on its toes.
true
All they had to do was take a bath, and not throw their own fecal matter out their front window.  
And now they know.
it shouldn't have ended like this....
And this is why we're not winning the division
Because we can't beat the Angels.
whew
Just keep throwing at their heads
and eventually someone'll swing three times.
Thank your local groundscrew for that
We're going to lose on a pussy hit
aren't we?
hey
sunshine and lollipops...
Oh jesus, a K or DP here would make
my heart sing.
Cabrera does what Cabrera does, nothing
Pop-up
Slimmer of hope.
POP UP!!!!
Just as good as a K
And Im about to shit myself
Vlad up. Im scared. Really really scared
ok one more
I'm not happy
I won't be happy until the third out*

* presuming that nobody scores before then.

well then
good out. but with vlad up here...
Oh good
now we just have to deal with Vladimir Guerrero.
YES!
COME ON GREEN!

one more HUGE out!!

Thank God.
The one time Cabrera doesn't totally bone us.
can we move jose g over to third
so he could kick the crap out willits
walk him, Sherrill for GA
They're going to put him on
and bring Sherrill in, aren't they?
Vlad, Garet
Man, my heart is sinking.
I can't watch this....
Oh shit Vlad.
I'm not sure how I feel about this. He has to start doing something at some point.
I'm guessing
Green tries to give Vlad the unintentional intentional walk, and Vlad refuses to cooperate.
OHES FUCK YEAH!!!!!1
OHHHH MAN THAT WAS CLOSE
Got him!!!!!!
NO INF HIT FOR YOU!!1
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CLOSEST PLAY OF THE SEASON!
Ha, that was insane!
ALL RIGHT!!!!!
I take back all the cruel things I've said about
you Lopez
Oh my god
He was safe. Thank you lopez
YEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jesus christ
almost the umpteenth bullshit hit by vlad this series.
fucking Angels
I hate them. Great play
HEART STOPPING!
Now lets win this baby!
Sean Green for closer!
And thats why you don't slide into first.
If Vlad keeps running, we're losing right now.
I think he was safe
but I'm not complaining. If you slide into first, you deserve to be out.
WHOOOOOO!
Use your adrenaline from that play to win the game for us, Richie.
Resume breathing
YES JOSE LOPEZ
OH MY GOD I THINK HE WAS SAFE BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER
Nice slide Vlad...
you can swing a bat but you're not too bright
breathe in, breathe out
breath in, breathe in, breath innnn
Got a machinehead...
thank you
i was hoping someone caught my lead.

even though i botched the spelling.

We haven't had a walkoff homer this year have we?
Would be a good time to start.
This is intense...
OMG, Tie goes to the RUNNER, you JERK.
I actually think Vlad beat the throw
we got lucky.
Vlad was out by an inch.
Now, boys....
get a run....
put us out of our misery!
please
Seriously
what kind of coach instructs his players to slide into first base? Where do people pick that up?
holy shit yes!!!
ahh...I think he was safe
Cmon Richie..
make us wish you weren't a platoon player!  
Holy fucking balls
win this game now, please
Lopez
career isnt dead yet!

WOOOO...though im starting to doubt the whole hall of fame thing for him.

Those girls
Needed to show some Rally Titties
Yeah, an inch
barely, but out
that was the first time
that I've seen Green show emotion.

Green =giving the chemistry back!

And there goes the momentum
fuck you, richie
Why does Sexson still play? Don't get it
None of us do.
I don't get why you're posting here...
instead of your own blog.
It's cool.
He's fine, and the Angels blog sucks.
I'm posting on both, is that a crime?
Let's end this game now
Before Garet Anderson bones us.

OH FOR GOD SAKES RICHIE....

RICHIE
first fn pitch....no brain....
Richie - you blow my mind.
Nice AB, Richie
He's like Vlad minus everything that makes Vlad Vlad.
BOOOOOOs
Yes. They are starting to get it.
Valverde blows a 3 run lead
bad day for me and Goose.
Somebody is GONNA FUCKING DIE!
I love
how I get up to get dinner out of the oven, see the game come back on, take out my pork steak, look up again and see Richie get thrown out at first.
Kenji!!!!
C'mon guys.
JOH!!!!!!!!!1
HERE COMES WILLIE
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
We must end it now.
Or we're toast.
OPPOSITE FIELD?!?!?!
JOHJIMA IS SO RANDOMLY AWESOME!
NOW WIN THIS FUCKING GAME RIGHT NOW
KENJI!!!!!
run, Willie, run!
Kenji!!!!!!
PLEASE GOD! Don't popup.
man, we better win in this inning
because the angels are gonna run all over burke.
best swing i've seen from kenji
in awhile
thought he had a shot for 3 there
willie thinking about third?
Lopez time
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh squeeze bunt
WILLLLIIIIIIEEEEE
Please Lopez
DONT SCREW UP!!!
GRIT FTW
WILLLIIIEEEEEE
GRIT AND F'N HUSTLE!
WILLIE
S.Q.U.E.E.Z.E
DO IT NOW!!!!!
P.S. I am not joking
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEE
If the Mariners don't score here, I WILL
KILL SOMEBODY TONIGHT!
HIT A FLY BALL (deep, not to right) LOPEZ!
Willie is PURE FUCKING GRIT
IGNITORD!!
SQUEEZE
I demand a suicide squeeze
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!
NO POPUPS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!  NO POPUPS!
Suicide squeeze
Suicide squeeze!
YES!!!!
JUST A FLY FUCKING BALL JOSE
NO POPOUT NO POPOUT!@!
squeeeez
please.
YES!!!!!!!!!!
WILD PITCH!!!!

JUST NEED A FLY BALL JO-LO!!!!

Jose Lopez
he hit a walkoff double earlier in the season..........
THIS is why I LOVE baseball....
That was a quick 500 comments.
SUICIDE!!!!!!!!
DO IT... DO IT

DO IT

Jesus, i'm walking around my room like an ass
In a way, JJ  made this game awesome the way Reitsma did against oakland. Just win, please.
CMON LOPEZ!! WIN THIS RIGHT NOW!!
Holy shit
this is the game of the year.
Jose Lopez just needs to not pull a Cabrera
Otherwise, you guys got a win.
Bloomquist to run for Johjima.
Now on third.  Well this oughta be fun.
There will no sac fly.. thats for sure
will be no*
im excited.
Stupid ass-spelunking game day!!!
Hasn't updated yet!!
Suicide LOpez Now!
Squeeze i mean
Yuni's gonna win this one.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
NOOOOO
OH FUCK
Yep, I'm gonna fucking kill somebody.
See you guys later.
OH WHAT THE FUCK
i don't get it
why do you hate me, God?
You have redeemed yourself as a piece of
shit Lopez.
FFFFFFFFUUUUUCK!!!!!
I'm about to have a conniption here.
Yea
I don't like that move anymore.
THAT WAS PERFECT TO BUNT
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
fuck we're boned
LOPEZ=CLUTCH
LETS GO@!!!!
how do you fucking miss it?????
Well.. that was fun.
GOT HIM!!!
Whew!
I know you're blog's retarded and all
...but now is not the best time.
your
ironys
I don't really like HH
and sorry, I got excited.  This game is fraying my nerves.
he's cool
he's been good to us.
I know
Which I why I kept it PG.
HOMDFOGMDSOFGJDOSGM
oh my god
I hate Jose Lopez.
There, I said it.
F>>>>>>>
HOW DID YOU MISS THAT JOSE
AW SHIT MAN WERE DOOMED
Wow
That was quick.
FUCK
GODDAMN HORSE AHSR0WU70958W034850W2385-2385-09485-08)(#$)%%)%$)$*%(#$DJT;LDJERTPW45535
heh
I hate baseball
Perfect pitch to bunt too
You can't have a better play on at the time.  Just awful execution.  
FUCK YOU LOPEZ
RICHIE FOR 2ND BASE
Well.. he didn't pop up!
nobody deserves to win this game
I would've been sick if Lopez
did anything other than line out there.
FUCK!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!
FUUCCKKKKK
this is why I hate baseball....
exhale
FUCKM THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK !!!!
Here comes the Garret Anderson Roidrun.
Scrappy.. is that you??
i think the worlds supply of inflated baloons
just deflated. they're are millions of crying toddlers now
Free Nick Green
Free Mike Morse
Fight HGH with old school Roids
What's Bret Boone doing these days?
free Mickey Lopez!!!
oh wait, its not 04 anymore
Burke now in.
Adam Jones could have done better than that
That's for sure. He needs to get called up.
Hey, the retard Angels fan knows something!
And you show your lack of intelligence more and
more by the post.
It's their blog.
In a game like this, you gotta expect some bad feelings.  Responding with insults just reinforces the stereotype they have of Angels fans here.
this man speaketh the truth
True
I just came over here for some good ol' fashioned baseball talk, not to get insulted over a game.
unfortunately this is a big series...
and its the top of the 11th, and we're all M's fans, etc etc...
so nobody wants to talk "good ol' fashioned baseball"
Game thread emotion
We're assholes.
Adam Jones for second!
He is a former SS, he can't be worse than Lopez
at 2B. That's for damn sure.
leave Bloomquist in
replace Lopez with Burke.
I hate the squeeze play sometimes
No no
don't blame an awesome play because a shitty player messed it up.
for sure
the squeeze play is the cats pajamas
personally...
i would say its the bees knees
Worst. Game. Ever.
I've only been listening on car radio until this point.  Fuck this shit.

How many times have we had this game won?

I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT 4:30
FUCK YOU JOSE LOPEZ and jj putz
Sherill in
Good idea.
Did you see that?
Raul's legs were about to come off.
Raul Ibanez is tired
Damn tired of not seeing enough team chemistry!
Hahaha Raul almost fell down..
How many times is Dave gonna say
"Felix was perfect through 3"

Who the F*** CARES????

Lord - stop saying he was perfect thru 3!
Text from a Padres fan friend:
Bradley is god. he could choke the pope for all i care
Tell you friend to die in a fucking fire.
fuck this im out
pleasegod let us come back this game sucks hard
Sherill
Suppressed that homerun hit to a single.  Good job.
fuck you GA
Heading to my girlfriend's house
Before I leave, I'm calling an Ichiro walk off homerun.
worst. game. ever.
its those damn stupid
coolflo batting helmets.
This may be the most
annoying extra innings game i've ever seen. I'm fuming. I hate the Angels.
My first hit in high school was a bloop single.
They're gay.
HGH up
game over
and as usual
Matthews should get his hit
Uh-oh
Yea, I don't like Sherill vs. Matthews.  Walk him.
Mariners desperately trying to lose this
Their good-hitting 1B can bunt.
Our shitty-hitting 2B cannot.
the return of HGH
Morrow in
Im still scared
Please, no walks Morrow.
Brandon Morrow in
Big test for the kid.
fastballs
is pitching now. while fastball is an amazing band, this doesn't sound as sweet
Yeah, the 11th inning
is when we need to be burning pitchers up to get one out.
Even our manager realizes the extreme
importance of winning this game.
oh lordy.
Morrow. Please don't walk Maicer Izturis.
Be good Morrow, be good Morrow
Sherrill, Green, and Putz
Not a good time for these guys to all be struggling at once.
Green's fine.
He had his usual inning. Strikeout, walk, bunch of groundballs.
I woulda left Sherrill in
but bringing in Morrow worked on Monday.
Well, Izturis is batting .333/.364/.500
against LHP as a right-handed hitter.
There's only one player here Morrow can walk
and he's three batters away.
Losing this game will suck
Since HoRam is pitching against the Red Sox next.
Losing this game will suck
because it'll force me to delete my 'blogs' favorites folder and renounce my fandom for at least a week.
If Maicer's gameday pic
is any indication he's damn excited to be hitting right now
Maicer Iztruis
like we've haven't been killed by scrappy players before.
I'd leave Sherrill in
But Morrow's been looking good lately
Morrow
is the man, he knows how to be cool
Morrow in
game over?
Nah man
more ilke game on
Sims
"Infield looking for two."

Man, like a robot.

We. Are. Toast.
are you ready for the fallout?
heh, i bet nobody gets that
Izturis' career splits
reverse of his 2007 splits. Should've left Sherrill in.
Fuck.
Throw something else.
you walked Maicer Iztruis
this game blows ass.
Today has not been a good day
I'm not working.  I got in a big argument about bikes.  And now the Mariners are gagging.
reminds me
i need to wash some underwear
Odds that the winning run gets walked in?
Good Brandon Morrow was fun for that week
I don't know who or what Nathan Haynes is
but he's going to kill us
Good job Morrow...
K
But I wanted a DP ball.
If it weren't for that ALCS incident
I'm convinced that AJ Pierzynski would be an Angel.
ooooh false hope
morrow vs batless willits
ugh
K!
Morrow vs. Willits. Game. Fucking. Over.
This is like watching a cheap B-movie.
GOOD
Now just get this little scrapball POS.
alright, one more pleeez
Willits up
most obvious walk ever
Willits up
We know how this ends. You think Morrow can throw strikes without a guy swinging? I don't.
if i wore tighty whitys
i'd wear BVD's. what now ha(y)nes, sit down!
Ohhhh Friggin Willits
Get him!!!
Why does this game have to be so TENSE?
Because this is playoff (almost) baseball
It wouldn't be fun if it was a blowout.
yeah
yesterday sucked... right?
It didn't suck
It just wasn't fun to watch really. It got boring.
yeah i guess we wouldn't know
we either win by one or get blown out
We like doing things wrong.
builds chemistry
uhh
willits' patience + morrows control = ?
ftw

Raul = blinged out?
irenically?
look it up - i had to
and yes Raul brought out his gold chains
Morrow vs. Willits
if he doesn't walk him, his control problems are officially over.
This game pratically decides the division
With all the momentum building in this game.
Lob it over the plate if you have to
he's taken a vow of being a statue.
one more strike....
the world holds its breath
...
COME ON BRANDON
Reggie should have just let that hit him
That almost hit him there....
Willits doesn't have a prayer on a strike
OMG 2 CLOSE
DIAL IT UP TO 99
AND PIPE IT
A real hustler leans into that
come on brandon
show us "the way"
Uh-oh
This pitch is the ballgame.
nooooooooooooooooooooooo
If I was an Angels fan
I'd be screaming for him to take one for the team.
Fuck.
I HATE THIS GUY SO MUCH.
shit shit shit
I don't care anymore Morrow.
Pipe it.
3-2, we're fucked so hard
It's like facing Eddie Gaedel.
Hello, base on balls.
COME ON!!!!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT
HE JUST KEEPS FOULING OFF THE CRAP HE CAN'T HIT.
Ugh
This is not good.
END THIS AB
Without a walk, or BIP please
make your mama proud
brandon, CMON!!!!
all fastballs
be awesome and freeze him with a split
STOP HITTING FOULS
TAKE YOUR WALK
Jesus
If Brandon walks him, I wouldn't even blame him
Nice pitching by Morrow
OMG
WE GOT OUT OF IT!!
whewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Oh thank god
that was Ball 4
Swung at ball four...
maybe Scrappy will spare us tonight.
dont tempt him
And Whaddya know
that was a ball, and willits swung.
HOLY FUCK HE SWUNG AT A BALL
YES BRANDON FUCKING MORROW
NOW SOMEBODY IN A MARINERS UNIFORM WIN THIS.
Eat shit Reggie
Jesus Christ.
Please end this thing in the bottom of the inning.
i can't take much more
Morrrow says
oh ye of little faith!
That hardly inspired *more* faith!
I've got the shakes something terrible. :|
Why did he swing?
Willits just boned himself.
YES!!!!!
YOU ARE OUT WILLITS
all choker's welcome
our turn to choke now.  yay!
HEART ATTACK
HEART ATTACK HEART ATTACK HEART ATTACK HEART ATTACK HEART ATTACK HEART ATTACK HEART ATTACK HEART ATTACK HEART ATTACK HEART ATTACK HEART ATTACK HEART ATTACK HEART ATTACK HEART ATTACK HEART ATTACK HEART ATTACK
if this game feels like this....
imagine if it were game 7 of WS.
Personally
I would be really confused why two AL teams were playing in the world series
I don't want to.
Pirate fans have it easy.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
never have I been happier to see "In play, out(s)"
WOOOOOOOOOOO
I cant wait for the security guy to come up to my apartment and tell me to keep it down... I'm going nuts right now
Rats.
Nice try Reggie. >_<
Your man just swung at ball four
I feel for you. I was positive we were gonna walk home the winning run.
HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST!!!
We must win
That half-inning
was something very close to psychological torture.
Willits is the most patient hitter
I have ever seen, hit for power and you'll be unstoppable.
Willits denies (Grant) Ball Four !
See Geoff Baker,
We don't need a veteran reliever.

Shaking uncontrollably

Unless
The veteran reliever is named Adam Jones and bats. Then we definitely need one.
Man,
the catharsis that would accompnay a walk-off here would be orgasmic
Thats like little league
where your tied in your last ups with the bases loaded and the short scrawny kid is up. You just tell that prick to crouch as low in his stance as he can get and dont dare take the bat off his shoulders
I cannot take another inning of this
WIN NOW
Who the fuck is Ryan Budde?
The Salt Lake Bees starting catcher
...
Hit a double.
dont give up on me
Mariners
I'm not looking at the tv screen.
Just got the sound on. My blood pressure cannot take anymore that that.
That was hit decently.
I imagine Angels fans
are going about as crazy as we are
except this all gravy for them
They had this game lost.
Do they know what walks look like?
Betancourt needs steroids
And he needs to pass it on to the 24 other players on this team.
please win
please
All the steroids in the world
can't give Yuni opposite field power.
Ichi power swing please.
Hit a single
steal two bases, score on a wild pitch since our sorry sack can't drive runners in from third.
come on ICHIRO Power Swing
XBH time
Ichiro!
It's on.
I'd take an inside the parker right here
Matthews does a great job of holding Ichiro
to just a single. Nice hit by Ichiro, though.
or ichiro steals a base
Atta BOY ICHI!
let's steal second.

Vidro single.

//ball game

never again
will I say something positive about Turbo
on base.....
good start....
I LOVE YOU
ICHIRO
Ichiro!!
PLEASE NO DP TURBO
I would go gay for Ichiro
I would, honestly.
vidro gets a hit here
and i dare anyone to tell me he's got not place on this team
He has no place on the team
maybe batboy
Guillen
.......shank......please.....
Son of a bitch, Vidro
Flatten your fat-ass no-power swing.
fuck
shank time baby!
1st pitch swingin goodness
FUCK TWO LINE DRIVES
I am sick of this horse crap.
shit, he got good wood
OK Jose....
please
ICHIRO!!
says sayonara to his bad July
way to give ichiro time to steal
Ryan Budde!?!
shanka, shanka, shank.
screw my old posting theme. its time to win
Game's in your hands Guillen
jose g jose g jose g jose g
Ichiro should've stolen
that would've activated Vidro's singles prowess.
Focus your hate Guillen...
Think Jose wants this bad?
Win it now
so we don't have a third game thread.
our 9-4 hitters today
12-27 w/5 doubles
more like a shank
with a butter knive.

but still. a hits a hit

and all our hopes rest on
Raul????? Oh, lord.
Biting...nails...
on verge...of cardiac...arrest...

Thank you, Kotchman. O_O

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetirrrrrrrreeeeee
LL Server is getting hammered.
twss
...NO WAIT!
We may need another thread.
That was almost fair.
Morrow!
YES! K!
Figgins
Pwned.
LL is finally broken.
Never thought I'd see the day. Also stop refreshing for a little while.
Pathetic attempt to be more like USSM
It happened in that Cleveland game.
I'll send some emails.
5 feet to the left.
Just FIVE FEET. >_<
K!
and LL is sucking
Vlad can make a Morrow
fastball turn around real quick. Im mentally prepping for the fear
I'll take gift strikes for Morrow
This place needs a better server.
Blame the team
this game should belong over
I take it
That server you requested is on backorder. :(
sarcasm right?
this is 12102910 X better than USSM

haven't been there but I'm guessing it's been down since the 9th over there.

am i the only one
sort of  hoping to see Lowe?

he's got good juju

This is not a good feeling.
Vlad....always scary
walk him
Morrow
his secondary stuff seems improved and his command is getting better (nowhere to go but up I suppose).

I could see the Ms having him start in winter league a bit and eventually move to the rotation.

ok, come on, South Park is on in 15 minutes
and although I have all of the episodes downloaded, i don't like missing it

put these bitches down, and score a run

NOT A HOMERUN
/whew
bring in the hyphen!
GA scares me
he shouldn't...but he does.
Ghost of Raffy Past
You teh childrens singer
Of Baby Ba-luu-ga fame?
O'Flaherty time
I'm sick of seeing Garret Anderson.  He's gonna haunt my dreams....
How many pussy hits has Vlad had this series?
did`anyone have a soriano flashback
man...

its time for onions and potatos

"Almost applied a facial"
uh
yeah.
thought the same thing.
This is even worse
than how he constantly refers to people as 'needing a blow'.
not even with a 50ft pole
I'm waiting for Sims to refer to a
clutch game-winning homerun as the "money shot"
hasn't come on a WOHR
but Sims has said "money shot" before on air.
I know he loves talkin about the DP...
Sims is king of the double entendre
He calls OF throws 'seeds'
Uh....
OH GOD ANOTHER POINTLESS PITCHER CHANGE
Dear J-Mac,

If we run out a la Torre/Brenly, we can't call it a tie.

This is scary as hell
Brandon Morrow
2.4% of FBs have gone for a HR (just one all year).
is EOF coming in a good thing?
I'm not sure what to think right now
I really need some cigarettes.
But I can't make a corner store run lest I miss something important.
EOF
Win Vulture v2
Speier up?
Let's get one more out.
owned
/ breathes
Phew
Easy inning in comparison.
Man
This is the 5th quality arm we sent out of the pen tonight. What's Baker smoking?
and RRS and Mark Lowe
still sitting out there.

This team's bullpen is fucking crazy. Who's the worst pitcher on it? Mark Lowe b/c he's fresh back from injury?

This game may not end
Good time for Burke #1.
Beltre, Big Out, Burke
Please, one or all of you do something significant.
I don't care how it happens
what it takes, Mariners win this game now!
And into the night we go
Anyone think this game gets done by midnight?
2 more hours
before it hits midnight, so I'm guessing yeah it'll be over before the witching hour.
Your time zone sucks.
Pacific zone 4life!!
Time zones are east coast bias in action!
It's 1:51 am!!
I assume you mean pacific time.
Already 1 AM in my neck of the woods.
Wow I left the game well over an hour ago...
I remember reading something somewhere about Putz being so automatic this season that you don't have to stay for the ninth, so I decided to be THAT guy.

And now I'm missing extra innings in what were sweet seats in what is possibly the game of the year.

leaving a baseball game early
is immoral
GA = Potato sack'd
beltre, please, just fb and
let us get on with out lives. I'm totally exhausted after innings 9-11
If this game doesn't make Coach Owens drink
nothing will...
Jamie Burke walkoff
Do it.
When Anderson hit the home run in the 7th
I decided to turn off the game so I wouldn't be so stressed. Had a nice chat with the family, called my brother a noob several times, etc. By the time I got back to my room to check the radio and scores, I reasoned, things would have worked themselves out, for better or for worse.

Fuck.

just when you think your out
they pull you back in
The result was good
but I don't like letting GA's old man bat catch up with offspeed pitches.
Oh and btw
I led our section near homeplate in a vicious piercing boo chant when Sexson pinch K'd, as promised.
Why do they advertise news after the gameon Bonds?
If he had tied the record, we would've heard about it mid-game because they would've stopped the world to tell us.
C'mon, man
Just hit the ball out. Just do it.
1.85 ERA?
Man, that guy has the look of hittability.
King Awesome strikes again
thank you god for bobbled balls
Sexson
bunt? hahahaha.. that would be hilarious.
I think he might cry.
YES!
HITS OF THE PUSSY KIND!
single?
I'll take it.
KING AWESOME
come on M's... SCORE!!!!!!!!!
YES!!!
NO DP YOU POS RICHIE
RICHIE>>>
i'll take it
honestly

hey sexson? do you want playing time? do you know what would help your case?

"It just takes one swing."
No, Sims, this is the Mariners. It takes at least four swings. And one appeal to first.
Beltre
He's trapped in the sandwitch of suck.

Fans are booing Sexson before he even swings.  Do we call him Player B?

Sexson
Dont make 2 outs
CMON SEXSON!
More drama.
I'm gonna be worthless in the morning.
Don't swing when he's stealing you stupid fuck
lets go Richie
we want to love you, give us a reason
0-2
Twins seperated at birth?
Nope
He doesnt look like that fancy logo
Richie Sexson needs to retire
BOOOOOOOOOOO
Thank you, Ump.
Richie "K" Sexson
They know Sexson can't get himself tossed
So they're fucking him over with glee.
Theyre not booing the ump
Theyre booing you, Richie. You fucking suck
How cool is this
I'm at my girlfriend's right now.
Watching the game.
And insisting on visiting LL.

You're a terrible baseball player, Sexson.

How has she not dumped you
Its coming...wait for it
fuck that
and by fuck that
I mean fuck Richie.
Agggghhhhhhhh.
Sexson is dead to me.
You should donate 15 million to charity this year
Richie.
that's it
get rid of him. he can't step up. he's got nothing.
for some reason I feel bad for sexson
Ultimately,
it's our manager's fault...he can't help that he sucks.
Burke Funk Blast #1 Pleez
if Burke wins this
the Ms should retire his number on the spot.
Jamie Burke is going to do it.
This is what he does.
Yeah, he went.
Can we just cut him a check for the rest of his contract and send him fishing?
oddly enough
I was happy he k'd rather than hitting into a DP.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I truly do NOT understand why
McLaren PH'd Ben with Richie, did he have a frontal lobotomy while we weren't looking??
Let's go Burke
Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!
Does lopez vindicate himself
with a funk blast?
Clutch HBP
He did what Willits should have done
Stood there and took it like a man.
ATTA BOY BURKE
Thats what youre paid for
Burke is like
Jack Parkman from Major League 2. DO IT!!!!
burke
team player
Jose Lopez is going to do it.
This is what he does.
SpeierMan:
/balks
Whoooo, Thanks Speier
Time for Jose "0 for 5" Lopez.
REDEEM YOURSELF, DUMBFUCK
BURKE!!
DON'T FUCK UP LOPEZ
lopez
redeem yourself.
Funk HBP!!!
Speier is so overpaid
He's having a career year and yet ...
He's overpaid? Makes no sense.
SCORING POSITION!!!!!!!!!
LETS GO!!!!!!!!!
MAKE-UP FOR THE SUICIDE JOSE
LOPEZ REDEEMS HIMSELF
More pussy hits please.
Oh man
Talk about your pussy hits.
HIGH CHOPPER FTW!!!
I love me some Jamie Burke.
Oh good, now the Pop-up Chancellor.
Okay
Bases are loaded.  We're getting by on "Angels in the Outfield" hitting.
Funk InField Single!!!
Woooot, shit hits!
Worst game ever
PUSSY HIT!!!!!!
holy shit
no fuckin popup. seriously. well, actually a popup is preferable to a hard hit groundball at a fielder.
CMON BETANCOURT!!!!
One more hit
oh god
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Yuniesky Betancourt is going to do it.
This is what he does.

.......Hey, it's working so far.

TEAM meet up on the mound?
Ok Yuni
Time to win this bitch
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
90 feet away, 1 out, lets do this...

LETS GO

gary matthews
in the discussion.

i dont know what to think

Pussy hit FTL
Which brings up...Ballgame. I can't decide whether to laugh or cry.
Oops, nevermind.
Bloomquist was in for Johjima.
just get the fucking run home..I dont care how
Irish jig music.
This flipping rocks.
wildpitch
Whatever you do
no DP.
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE
or balk or anything, i dont care
you think mac has the balls to call
for the squeeze again?
walk
If he takes two more balls
Does the universe end?
Yuni's pumped
WTF, make him throw a strike!!!
YUNIYUNI YUNIweIO;UHAEEKJ
ASRSDGKASFHI;23ROUErou423toih32roy8wqef0ou32rih3qjhdsfkjaef;kjwehk;j
YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
take you jackass
Good game guys, congratulations on the win!
great series to you too
definitely had that playoff-feel
Yes
And don't be fooled, we're cool with having you over.
Game over.
GO HOME OC SCUM
GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER
YUNI-BOMBER
YES! YES! MOTHERFUCKER YES!!
YUNI
WALK-OFF YUNIBOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
YES!!!!
COMMMMMUNISSSMMM!!!!
Looking fast ball
cant blame him 2-0
Wow slow posting.
YUNIESKY BETANCOURT
WE FUCKING WON A GAME WE HAD NO FUCKING BUSINESS WINNING AFTER JJ BLEW THE SAVE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOLY SHIT,
What a game.
M's Win! M's Win!
Yessss!
M'S WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GAME OVER
FUCK YES!!!!!!!!
YUNI!!!!!!!!!!!!
FELIX IS FUCKING PUMPED
Someone screencap Guillen
Chasing Yuni
haha
that should be priceless.

"come here vato i'm gonna shank you"

*Sigh*
GG, M's.  That's really all there is to say.
tell GMJ to stop doing roids dude..
you = my favorite angle fan
you could easily bitch about Lopez pussy hit.
Ground Ball Single with
FIVE infielders, talk about PERFECTLY placed!
YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Marry Me Betancourt!!!!
we're gonna need a thread for postgame reaction
this one's almost full
0.5 game out of WC
YUNIBOMBER!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Holy shit I am a fucking wreck.
No kidding
This game was absolutely ridiculous.

Also, did you get around to killing anyone?

I'm assuming the 20lb dumbbell has
been disposed of
Nobody around at 2300. Damnit.
ALL IS FORGIVEN
O'Flaherty is a fucking vulture and that music needs to be played all the time.
Rally Jig
Works for Yuni!!
I fuckin love Felix
I love his fuckin enthusiasm
PANTHER!
FUCK OFF TENSHI-TACHI!
Team Chemistry is here to stay.
most comments ever?
I forget.
Well that game was a hoot
if that doesnt bring back feelings of 95 that means you were born in 96
Wow
Wow wow wow.

Who wants a shot or ten?

I'm totally loving the
Irish folk dancing music.  I don't know why.  I just am.
Lets get punch drunk now.
And I dont even drink.
Visiting Angels fans
Thanks for stopping by.  This was a helluva ride.
Sweet!
Yuni saved me from a leaving the game early jinx.

But more importantly, 2/3 from the Halos in August, half game out in WC, 3 back in division.

GO M's!

Yuniesky Betancourt, you are hereby forgiven
off ALL previous transgressions.

Jose Lopez, FUCK YOU. I'm done with your worthless ass. Vidro for 2B!

and the D-backs WON!!!!
we went from sugar to shit in the span of a few hours.
woops
make that from shit to sugar!
It's gonna take me a LOOOOOOONG
time to recover from this night.
the D'backs better have an off day tomorrow
cause I need a freaking day off.
Weve broken
two comment threads tonight. Good work, guys
Jesus
Seriously, worst game ever. I feel like freakin shit! Way to win it atleast
Yuni had a fuckin awesome series.
Forget the walk-off, his defense was INCREDIBLE.
JESUS CHRIST... WHAT A GAME!!!
M'S WIN

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I feel hungover
And i haven't had a drink
2:07
am.

Totally worth it.

Most emotional night of baseball I have ever
had in my entire freaking life.

Those of you who haven't met me will know who I am, because I'll be the only 21 year old with a full head of gray hair after tonight.

Im almost 21
And I already have some gray hairs.
Almost 21
On dollar beer night? Like horseshoes and handgrenades. Shitty, man
shouldn't that be
"UNlike horseshoes and handgrenades"?
nah
he is close to 21, and with horseshoes and grenades you gotta only be close as well
but...
the saying is "close only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades"
The implication in the post I was replying to was._

Oh fuck, doesn't matter. M's win, I'm totally fucking exhausted and drunk and ADAM JONES GO M'S WOO

1904 comments
And counting.
Our previous record was 1972 I believe.
That makes me want to get to 2000
Well...
The server did start sputtering around the 9th
Yeah, I'm working on that.
Trying to get us on the same server as AN and BCB.
We face these guys a few more times this season
It'll happen around then.
By the way, Richie Sexson:
0-3, 2 strikeouts. Down to .198.

Ben freakin' Broussard.

At what point does McLaren say enough?
I feel bad for Richie, the person
I am sick of the player, but getting boo'd by your hometown's gotta feel pretty terrible. He's earned it, but I still feel bad for the guy.
I'm with you
But simple solution: no at-bats, no booing!
He's not exactly a gentleman.
I'd feel worse if it were Raul getting booed.
if only gas was the same price as his ba
shit would probably be down to 1.40 a gallon by the end of the season
that reminds me of the toronto game
when a fan yelled "HEY SEXSON, YOU CAN'T EVEN HIT YOUR OWN WEIGHT"
M's making a roster move...
What is it?
FSN says 'stay tuned'...has radio said
Adam Jones?
And to top it off
Adam Jones just got called up.

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