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Lookout Landing

9/3: Open Game Thread

First Pitch: 10:05am PDT

                   

Ichiro CF Damon LF Vidro DH Jeter "SS" Guillen RF Abreu RF Ibanez "LF" Rodriguez 3B Beltre 3B Matsui DH Broussard 1B Posada C Johjima C Giambi 1B Lopez 2B Cano 2B Betancourt SS Cabrera CF ---------- ----------

Hernandez (10-7, 4.08)      Clemens (6-5, 4.15)

Offense during the losing streak:

.253/.294/.333, 3.2 runs per game

Pitching during the losing streak:

.337/.400/.542, 6.1 runs per game

I'm right at the top of the list of people who want John McLaren to go away, but it's not his fault everybody on this team simultaneously forgot how to perform. Unless you believe that a different manager would've been able to light a fire under these lifeless assbags, this slump (although maybe 1-8 or 2-7 instead of 0-9) could've happened to anyone. John McLaren sucks because of his philosophies, not because of his results.

I suppose this is another one of our make-or-break series. Because we've done so well in all the previous ones. Let's just get this over with and move on with our lives.

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Comments

10 am game on a Monday? Ugh
Go Mari....
ah, fuck it...
Posted on Mon Sep 03, 2007 at 04:58:03 AM EDT
Up early or up late Jeff? Either one probably sucks.

Bold prediction of how the game will go:

Felix will look good, not great, and take a 1 run lead into the bottom of the 8th inning. McLaren will wake up and realize his team has a lead and rectify the situation by bringing in Parrish to set up Putz. Parrish walks 2 men on base and gives up 2 runs without yielding a hit. Mariners put up 3Ks in the 9th to end the game with Lopez batting for himself as the last out.

Nah, that could never happen.

Last time I saw Felix live
He threw a one hitter. Let's hope I see a repeat performance at Yankee stadium today.

If any of you see a young guy in a dark Mariners t-shirt and a light blue trident Mariners hat, that's me. Say hi and we can hopefully celebrate the end of a losing streak and gaining a game on the Yanks. Please God. I can't deal w. seeing this team lose 10 in a row, this one in Yankee stadium surronded by those idiots.

It's already a 2 hitter
and a 1 run deficit...
We beat the angels twice
Your welcome.
your company's computer guy!
We have no chance at the division
We don't need you to beat the Angels
we need you to beat the Yankees...unfortunately, you don't play the Yankees, but you could help by beating Detroit the 3 games you play them up there...and, oh, we need you to lose 3 to us the last 3 of the season...thanks!
cheers: Happy Felix Day!
jeers: Rick Ankiel murdering the Reds.
Cheers: Rick Ankiel is murdering the Reds
fixed
Grr....
Enough of these morning games.  I may have enough in me to watch the pre-game show and the first 30 minutes of the game but I'm going to bed after that.  Time to play 'nother round of "TiVo that game!"
night-shifter?
Yep.
me too...
I'm in Mountain time so i might make it through a few innings.
from shannon dreyer's blog. . .
discussing college football.

J.J. is a Michigan fan.  Ouch!

He's not just a fan.
He kinda went there.
yay YES Network feed
I always called him "Joe-Bah."
But apparently it's "Jobba."  And that's retarded.
By the way
Did anyone read the thing on Putz in ESPN the Mag?
High of 101, 30% chance of rain
I'm going to die.
Florida was even worse.
Extremely humid, making it seem even hotter.
Worst Clemens scouting report ever.
vidro being vidro.
Jose Vidro...
You get in this house RIGHT NOW!
See
swinging at a first pitch splitter. That is stupid.
and clemens K zone already looks gigantic
rad.
And we already know,
that's Felix's zone will be the size of a postage stamp. Thank you east coast bias! And thank you elder respect rules of society!
I say we lose by eight.
If you take away the 18
GIDP Vidro has hit into this year, he's a pretty good hitter to have up there, with a runner on first and less than 2 outs!
<3 little big league
He's 4th in the American league in batting against left-handed pitchers he's never faced before, in domed stadiums, east of the mason-dixon line! So that's something to keep in mind!
So
do we see Mediocre Felix or Hilariously Embarrassing Felix?
Hopefully, Hurricane Felix.
Surprisingly Really, Really Good Felix
crosses fingers
Looks like I was right
Al Leiter makes stupid jokes.
so does the other dude
Kenji's CS rate is 42%?
Sweet mercy.
Well not anymore it's not
Stupid cheap hits.
It begins earlier than usual
What's with the stolen bases?
they're running on felix you idiot
Finally
I get to see a full game for the first time in about...10 tries.

I feel good luck coming.

Then again, it might be that whole Seahawks will go 14-2, win the SB thing.

Ok
Good luck AFTER the first run scored.
Felix has a good two-seamer today.
A shame it won't matter.
I hate 2 out runs
by the other team.
Felix runs pretty fast for a
guy his size.
Andy Phillips is hurt.
OUR WINDOW IS OPENING
To trade them sexson?
NOW!?! they made a Dane Cook M's commercial
Hmmm, wonder if that caused the losing skid
There's only one Dane Cook
and he gets on my fucking nerves.
Dane Cook is attracted to losers.
Like dissolves like, and all that.
Man
These hitters have shitty eyes.
DP coming
Unfortunately.

Come on Joh!

Well that was ballsy
That ball literally went two feet.
Come on Jlope!
Ben Grieve is jealous of you!
Awesome! A tapper that doesn't score a run!
Just what we need, Kenji!
Haha, you old fart, Clemens!
Woohoo
Jlope!

: ).

His career...isn't...dead...yet.

Suck on that, roidbag.
You get cheap hits, we get cheap hits. I hope you're injured for life.
weak grounders woo!!
Pout it on
Yu Bet!
um...*Pour
But Yuni's cute when he's pouty.
How do you miss that pitch?
Gameday doesn't think Clemens has thrown a strike
like all game.
to be fair
we do swing at everything
I don't think he has.
We swing at a lot of bullshit.
Well
at least they didnt take the lead so they can coast the rest of the game.

I have a feeling Yubet wont be doing Ozzie-flips anytime soon.

What happened on that Wild Pitch???
Why didn't Broussard go to 2nd base on that?
Poor Rocket.
Somebody misses the comically pathetic NL.
that was a strike
ECB.
Davis was born in Missouri.
well then he is retarded
and addicted to meth.

but not biased.

Where the hell was that?
I wish we had talented roiders.
New York gets everything.
a team of Reggie Willits
but with power. Yuck.
Hmm
I wonder why noone pointed out that Selig was always a Yankee fan when Giambi got off with a slap on his wrist?...
bullshit
other than the foul, only two pitches were out of the strike zone
sweet jesus!
that was awesome.
Good lord that was sexy.
I'm turned on.
Im sorry
but I feel awkward saying 'Melky'.
Oh
and why does Felix always get squeezed? You'd think they are over the rookie thing by now.
He's still one of the youngest
pitchers in baseball right now, umpires almost always give the older, more veteran, pitchers a little leeway and squeeze the younger, more inexperienced pitchers.
yay for double plays
Well that pitch was a huge mistake.
Good thing Cabrera has the power of an eleven year old cub scout.
ichi.....
200 hit homer!!!!
ICHIRO!!!
Good way to wake up.
ICHIRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUNK BLAST!!!!!!!! 200!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
HAHA ICHIRO HOME RUN???
About damn time, Ichiro.
Ichiro homers?????
Gameday indicates it wasn't cheap either.
POWER SWING!!!!
Ichirooooooooooo!!!!!
Nice way to get #200 this season.
Is Ichiro one of the greatest signings
in baseball history?
Haha
This rocks.

If you've seen the billboard near American Airlines Center, you might think the Stars should be sent to the penalty box for slashing another sport when it's down.

Or you could soak in the message - "The only thing our refs shave is the ice" - and do what Mavericks owner Mark Cuban did.
...
 Most of the billboards use clever phrases to focus on the aggressive nature of the sport. A billboard by Central Expressway and I-635 states, "One game a week? Is the N in NFL for Nancy?" The club takes a jab at major league baseball, a passion of Stars and Rangers owner Tom Hicks, at I-635 and Old Denton with a sign that reads, "Maybe baseball should stop using the word sacrifice."

Shame that hockey is a sport for pussies.
More:
Too bad
they're my least favorite team in the NHL.

Thats a shame.

I don't like them either
but it's a hell of an ad campaign. I wish they wouldn't have scrapped the Vick idea.
"Almost hit Clemens."
Yeah, that'd be a shame.
BULLSHIT YANKEES UMPS
That was not interference, was it?
Yeah it was.
Guillen does that all the time. Finally got caught.
It was interference
I'm just surprised they finally called it.
Too far, Jose.
That time it wasn't particularly close.
Ah, this is what I get for listening not watching
They actually called him on it.
Yeah that actually was totally the right call.
I love those illegal shank slides, though.
Okay, Jeff, I understand what you were saying
aobut first swinging at pitches....and I am watching GameDay...that pitched looked inside, not even in the strike zone, but Raul just had to swing at it...why???
Yeah
Beltre swung at a bad first pitch too.
1st pitch, DP
57 mph?
Sorry...guess I should ask him....
Clemens looks terrible
No movement, up.  
I still love you for that jose
that was a strike.
That was right down the middle!
What the fuck?
Hear the part cut from ther
real interview, only on LL TV! "I am an idiot and don't know how to run a baseball team! I make terrible mistakes and I admit, Rick White paid me half his salary to put him in close games!"
Captain intangibles!!
captain clutch
that was a clutch double play, naturally
HAHA Cap'n Jetes is clutch
Jeter does the little things.
Too bad he occasionally sucks at the big ones.
Thank you, guys...
hopefully we don't have to see Rodriguez this inning....
What is with all the DPs in this game?
Groundball pitchers?
Too obvious?
Have you not been watching the last 9 games?
M's have GIDP'd something like 500 times.
No, I haven't actually.
I was in Florida and wasn't in the hotel much.
Derek Jeter is so clutch.
John McLaren balds funny
i love double plays
The reason the YES announcers
were so surprised by that DP is because Jeter would have had to jump five feet in the air to make the play...

Not that it wasn't a nice DP.

Well, it's nice to have a lead again
even if it is only the 4th inning
This game needs another
Igawa/Bean/Vizcaino inning.
Anyone know why the strike zone suddenly shrinks..
...on Gameday?  As in, you can see the "box" suddenly growing shorter.  Am I correct in assuming that has something to do with height of the batter?

Nice hit AB.

I think so, yeah.
Does the Sexson zone fit on your monitor?
Good job Adrian!
If we would just be a little patient today...Clemens is all over the place...Raul, are you listening????
That 2nd pitch was a generous call, Ump
Gameday is a cruel mistress
Is it just me or is Clemens getting a bigger zone
than Felix???

I am watching on game day and it sure seems that way!

Brandon Webb is in the top ten all time
in ERA+.
Ab with an SB!
clemens is trying
to walk Ben and the ump won't let him
Ben Broussard makes pitchers work.
Gotta like that.
Gotta like
Ben in the lineup!
Hey Kenji, how about a flyball?
He should've walked.
Six balls, 3-2 count.  Fuck the "Clemens is a superstar" strikezone.
Melky runs funny routes.
Man
Kenji Johjima is like exactly the same player he was a year ago.
You expected him to become Johnny Bench?
It's weird to see such consistency
Thanks Kenji.
You're a peach.
Thanks, Kenji, great swing...
It's cool
we totally don't need insurance runs against this lineup, Kenji.
When was that ever in the strike zone, Kenji?
Lopez up, inning ov-
... huh.
Joh's OPS w/RISP .649
Come on JLope!
Resurrect your career!
Fuck you Clemens.
I bet that shit was intentional, because Lopez made him look like a fool.  Clemens is an asshole.
You mean because of the DP?
Hey Roger...
do that to Raul next time...that way he can't swing at the first pitch
Are you sure?
No, I wonder what would happen
if he swung at a pitch that hit him that was for strike 3...would he be out, or go to first???
How did Lopez score on that?
most productive lopez at-bat ever.
YUNI DOUBLE!!!
What the hell?  The Mariners LEADING?
YUNI!!!!!!
He put an awesome swing on that.
Yowzah!
First pitch swingin' . . . .
YUNI IS THE GREATEST CALIFORNIA RAISIN
I love Johnny Damon's noodle-arm.
thank god lopez and yuni
are making up for kenjis SUCK
I love it
First pitch, off speed, probably out of the zone and Yuni ropes it for a double
Gameday sez it was way low.
Yeah
that was a splitter at the ankles.
How about another dinger, Ichiro?
Ichiro! OMG..he just ran off the field
said fuck the run down
That was pretty kick ass!
Ichiro believes in Japanese efficiency
You know, why waste time and effort on an exhausting run-down?  Just say "fuck it" and grab your glove.
Ichiro is a hilarious baserunner.
KISS IT CLEMENS!
ICHI- ro.
Nice work but was there really a need to turn for 2nd?
ICHIRO!!!!!!!
Ichiro cannot be stopped.
HA! DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO GET TAGGED.
I think we would all hate Ichiro
if he played for any other team.
Absolutely.
Almost as much as Willits.
Not so sure.
We would be immensely pissed off at him and frustrated with him, but would nevertheless grudgingly tip our caps to his awesomeness.  Sort of like Vlad, really.

Besides, his entire attitude and approach to the game is refreshingly different to your typical major league player.

I love Damon's arm.
I also love watching when Ichiro gets in a rundown.
Rundowns are dishonorable.
WELL, I'LL TAKE IT...
it was great to see a 3 run inning....I hope they keep Clemens in there for another couple of innings...
3 ice creams today bitches
5-1 after 4
lookin' good!
After three and a half
don't get ahead of yourself, not against this lineup.
Its just a new way to lose we are trying
the whole, 'get a big lead early' type of thing.  I still am wary about this squad ever winning..I honestly forget what it feels like
We already tried that against Santana.
Oh shit, our losing streak is looping.
Mussina warming up
this would be an embarrassing game to lose.
sorry......
Excellent!
Mussina is warming up in the pen. What a beautiful way to end a summer.
where was that first pitch to Matsui?
Clemens gets that call...and 6 inches more inside too...bullshit
Clemens' strike zone is bigger :(
I like how Felix is going right after the Yankees.
Oh no, that's jinx material there.
But Felix gets out of the 5th.
4th
You notice I make those mistakes a lot.
It's because I'm intensely stupid.
No wonder you don't like hockey.
Giambi crushes that two years ago.
That Giambi
is only a couple shots in the ass away.
"Having been hit in the head,
I say get out of the way." Not having been hit in head, I say stand there and take it off the dome like a man!
Yeah
Because clearly you need experience getting hit in the head to know that getting hit in the head is bad for you.
Man
this guy does not like to call Felix's curveball a strike.
Except right there.
Beltre and Ben! WOO
Beautiful, Adrian.
60 pitches in 4 innings...
maybe we won't need Rick White today....
Holy crap
the infield ate its Wheaties today.
Sexson's gigantic ass
falls over on that scoop attempt
Then he goes to argue the call
gets ejected and takes three swings at the umpire, and misses.
Adrian tries to grab him to stop him
and Richie knocks him into the LF bleachers and injures him for the season.
No more Clemens :(
Way more Mussina :)
Mussina is bad, he goes to bullpen.
Ho is worse, he continues starting.  Huh?  
To be fair
we don't have an Ian Kennedy. But, yeah.
Not one but TWO washed up veteran pitchers!
I wish M's fans
booed HoRam when he started out his day 2-0 on a hitter...that'd be entertaining.  Mussina already hearing it a bit
I believe that's "Mooooooooose"
Thats what it was on 3-2
but on 2-0 they were upset
Wow, Mussina out of the bullpen?
This is exactly what they said wouldn't happen.
84mph fastball?
You serious?
that was a ball!
I would like
100% evidence those pitches were all strikes.
In mariner lore
Is there anyway we win a game in which both Mussina and Clemens pitch?. I wonder if the yanks will bring out Chris Hoiles to hit a walk off slam.
:::shudder::: Hoiles... :::shudder:::
Way to watch
the only strike of the at-bat
Yankee bloggers at Pinstripe Alley
have already given up on this game...after they saw Mussina come in...
pile it on pile it on pile it on
Guillen is totally awesome.
Mussina
is getting a bigger zone than Clemens...
Mussina's K/9: 5.53
Mussina's career K/9: 7.15
Mussina's 2006 K/9: 7.84
That curve hung.
He should've swung.
I yelled that too
and it hurt my lungs
That inning should've been better.
For us
Gamedayers

How is Felix looking?

Good, Bad, Ugly, Rany Winn-generic?

Really good.
Not Boston-good, but good.
Thank you
Im glad he hasnt gotten flustered with the strike zone.

In fact, gameday just said a pitch to Damon was down the middle and called ball.

His command is not that good.
But the stuff is moving.
Very good, mixing his pitches,
getting a lot of groundballs. He's a little wild though.
Yes...we need every run against the Yankees...
GameDay scoreboard has us with 1 run in the 2nd, 1 in the 3rd and 1 in the 4th...can we check those scores on the last 9 games????
Brilliant strategy by the M's
By not scoring off Mussina, Torre will insert him back into the rotation in September where he can blow critical games early!

Guillen≠team player

Sit down Robbie.
Where the fuck is this strikezone?
Two of those pitches were strikes...
when Clemens was pitching
All four of those pitches to Damon
Were arguably strikes!
His control could be better.
I suppose I'd rather have him miss off the plate than miss over it, though.
way to jinx him Jeff
COME ON UMP!
Felix getting SERIOUSLY squeezed now by the ump!
Uh
Hes getting fucked
patented yankee strike zone
WHERE IS THIS FUCKING STRIKE ZONE!?
JEEZ, WHAT IS UP??
On GameDay, those are strikes.....
THAT WAS ANOTHER STRIKE
COME ON
THAT WAS RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE!!!!!!
HOW THE HELL IS THAT A BALL?!?!?!?!
THREE OF THOSE PITCHES WERE STRIKES!
That... was... a ... ball?
You suck ump.
I turned the game on...
as Damon was walking to the plate.

I haven't seen a strike yet.

It's about to be 5-4.

Stupid ECB, Yankees, America's team.
mumble...
*Gasp*
A strike?  Whats that?
all EIGHT balls to Damon
and Jeter were arguably strikes.

They were certainly stikes for Clemens and Mussina.

Get out ther McLaren and do some yelling!

Abraeu gets a hit and A-rod goes deep. watch
Honestly, and I know it's not a popular opinion,
I think with Gameday being able to call balls and strikes accurately, there is no need for the home plate umpire to call balls and strikes anymore.  Just plays at the plate.  If we have a 100% accurate way to call balls and strikes, then fuck the "integrity" of the game and the umpires.  Isn't it more important to get the calls right?
I couldn't agree more
Gameday isn't infallible.
However, I agree with your point, even though it's never going to get much public support.
Yeah, I know it will never happen.
But getting calls right should take precedence over the tradition of the game.  Instant replay and a game day strike zone would make the game so much better...
I think they should have a little
handheld electronic indicator to immediately check the close pitches, that way they can still keep the classic look of the game as much as possible
Thanks Bobby
for taking the inning away from the umpire.
This was a four-pitch walk
This is why gameday should call balls and strikes
And umpires should only be used for plays at the plate.
holy shit...
I turned the game on in time to see Jeter walking. Has it been this bad all game?
It's been bad.
But I don't want to sound like I'm bitching so I'll leave it at that.
Jeter is so clutch he clouds the minds of the ump
Who's calling balls and strikes?  He's sucked nuts all day.
That was the most pathetic home plate
umpiring I have ever seen on GameDay.
So, if the Mariners can score a few more
then next inning I say Felix throws a fastball towards Kenji's head, and Kenji ducks out of the way at the last second.
right in the balls
I am sure there is a rule somewhere
that says if the Yankees swing and miss at a pitch out of the strike zone, it is still a ball...
fuck the yanks,
felix is getting ridiculously squeezed
wow, we didnt get that 2nd strike on ben
That was a ball for Felix. Weird. :\
That DS thing
was actually pretty interesting. I wonder if they could put gameday on it.
First pitch offspeed, off the plate
= Broussard swings.
"You can only imagine what's going through
(Phillips') mind as he watches his team play without him."

Hey, they look better.

GREAT at bat Ben!!!
Richie could never do that
Good AB Ben
keep it up
That hit rocked.
I love you Ben.
Cant get much more down the middle than that
Can we have Lopez bunt please?
Ok
There's your bunt.
Can we have Lopez bunt better please?
HE WAS SAFE!
If Olerud were at first he'd be safe
Dave says he still thinks of Moose as an Oriole
Hopefully that means we'll light him up like an Oriole.
Oof. Nevermind.
Way to ruin an inning
I'm tired of this sacrifice shit
surprise...a first pitch swing...
If we weren't up by 4,
I'd be extremely upset by that.
So uh, Moose gets hit hard.
Sac bunt?  God I hate traditional managers so fucking much.
Lopez is terrible.
That wasn't a bad idea.
I understand Lopez sucks.
But still...I mean, Lopez has been pretty terrible at bunting as well lately.  I think letting him swing has less room for error (K, IF popup, strange 1B)....
Lopez was safe at first.
Yuni saves our asses again
2 runs! Oh wait....
NEAR YUNI-BOMB!
Damon
looks like a Manny style LF
Way to go, YUNI
I love Betancourt.
I hate the bunt
too bad McClaren plays for the 19th inning instead of the current inning at the wrong time and decides to be traditional at the wrong time.

Can he do any right?

Yubet is tearing it up.

Do you really trust Lopez to do anything there?
Im referring to
nothing going right no matter what he does.

But yeah, im torn on the bunt in that position.

Almost a YuniBomb.
I love watching Johnny Damon play defense. It's like track and field at the special olympics.
That pitch was a foot outside
but it was thrown by a Yankee!
It's a strike.
Yuni had his Wheaties today.
Do you all realise that that was Yunis
THIRTY FOURTH double of the year!

looks like the blog-o-shpher was wrong about Yuni!

Where, exactly?
  1. .289/.310/.403
  2. .285/.307/.414
At the end of last year
the blog-o-sphere was touting Yuni as a singles hitting, all glove SS, who had PEAKED in 2006 hitting wise.

I would say this year has been an improvement over last year, and that there seems to be more upside in his swing than he was given credit for, thats all.

He's almost exactly the same player.
None of his peripherals have changed. The slight boost in ISO is just random fluctuation.

I still don't see the power upside. He doesn't have it in him.

still . . .
he is God's (Castro's) gift to SS.
Ok seriously....
I know that it's never mentioned as one of those "unbreakable" records or anything, but does anyone realize that Wee Willie Keeler's run of 8 consecutive 200 hit seasons was accomplished between 1894 and 1901?

Seriously, the fact that anyone can debate his MLB HOF status is completely foolish.

All that means is that it's a worthless record.
Nothing that comes from that era is worth a damn at all.  AT ALL. Cy Young's records are basically bullshit, except to indicate that he was a great pitcher.  

Baseball records from before the modern era (1901 onward), especially hitting records, are a farce.  Before 1901, foul balls weren't even considered strikes.  

That's why most people consider the Rangers' 30 runs against the Orioles to be the "true" all time record.  Because the 37 run game was done in 1897, back when baseball had primitive rules.

Oh I know...
that makes what Ichiro is doing all that more historic.

The guy is just an amazing player. I know a lot of people like to rank guys like Sachel Paige and Josh Gibson on their "all-time player" lists, so where would Ichiro rank?

Is it ridiculous to say that he's one of the best baseball players that has ever played the game? I'm not talking just a HOF level player, but a guy who would go into the HOF wing of the HOF if one existed.

Oh, I totally misinterpreted you.
I thought you were saying that Keeler's HOF status shouldn't be debated, not Ichiro's.

I think if Ichiro plays ten years, he's in for sure.  Though the voters won't technically be able to factor in his Japanese seasons, I think that most of them will keep that in mind.

They weren't after 1901 either,
not at least until 1903.

Modern baseball started at 1892 (or 93?) when the mound was pushed back to 60'6". I took the pitchers a few seasons to adjust... but the rules of the game from 1897 are almost exactly the same as the rules used in 1903 (when fouls became strikes).

Anyone feel safe yet?
I know I don't.
No...I guess I understand the bunt
in normal circumstances, but we're talking about a pitcher who has given up about 100 runs a game in his last 5 or 6 outings...why not keep swinging??  We still need every run...Rick White lurks out there in our bullpen
I do.
I'm hoping against hope that this is when the team comes off the mat.
I dont know about anyone else,
but I was really enjoying the little matchup of prepitch rituals between Ichiro and Mussina. Seemed like a choreographed dance.
That was a BEAUTIFUL pitch to A-Rod.
Damn, Felix is doing pretty good up until now.
DON'T SAY UP UNTIL NOW...
say "so far"---means two different things...you had me scared, I was reading the blog and thought Alex hit a HR
Great, thanks for reminding me Sims,
only two days until school starts. I had forgot for a minute.
Aw, is someone nervous
about their first day in fifth grade?
Thank you Felix!!
GREAT JOB FELIX!
Did I just hear that Michael Kay
has never eaten an egg? (or was it ketchup on eggs?) That's a weird thing to mention on a broadcast
I think it was
never eaten an egg, never eaten ketchup, or a banana...

yeah, that whole exchange was strange.

Agree on the Bananas
I also, have never eaten a banana.

If they taste anything like they smell - which I hear they do - I'm not really interested.

huh.
well, people are weird. I have a friend who can't stand ketchup. Not the taste mind you, she likes the taste of it just fine; she just gets incredibly upset and disgusted if she gets it on any part of her skin.
You're not missing much.
Hey, bananas can be pretty damn good.
You just have to eat them before they're too ripe.  
oh, then there's this chick.
This has got to be a fucking joke
Maury Povich is so pathetic.  PICKLES???
Oh my gosh
I think of myself as a fairly understanding and sympathetic person, but that was fucking hysterical.
He's got another inning in him.
Score more runs.
He should have 20 less pitches.
He would have...
if the home plate ump gave him the same strike zone he gave Clemens
I would be happy with a normal zone
With a Clemens or Maddux zone he might have a no-hitter.
and two less walks.
Let's not get greedy.
Just be happy with what we've gotten.
Brad Ausmus just hit his 3rd triple of the season.
Riiiighhhtt.
All right, Jose Guillen!!!
Pour it on these guys....but save something for tomorrow, too
Why
is Ibanez swinging through 89 mph fastballs?
Since August 21st
Raul Ibanez has 14 singles and two doubles.
Raul Ibanez: power hitter.
and how many double plays?
Just the two.
So he's anti-clutch
And probably 10 of the singles
were those awkward swings where he is off balance and hits a dribbler that finds a hole
God Bless America
the only place in the world where Jason Giambi can admit what he did and not get in trouble.
Good ol' Betre, low and away
That probably would've been called a strike though.
7-8-9 due up.
Man, their 7-8-9 is terrifying. I don't like that.
That wasn't a strike.
Hey, a break.
Yay, yankee strike zone for Felix!
The ump
is giving us make-up calls on strikes now
Wow, Michael Kay is pissed off.
Good
That guy is jackass of the highest order.
He's actually grown on me.
Living in Connecticut for four years, I saw a lot of the YES Network, and he's pretty good at what he does.
Yep
I grew up in CT. For as much as I despise the Yankees, I always found YES to be surprisingly watchable. Everything seems very professional. Some of their calls are annoying, but atleast they do it for both teams (Ichiro got a "SeeYa!" earlier).
Yeah, that pretty much nails it.
They're professional, they're smart, they tell good stories, and they're objective. Al Leiter doesn't contribute much, but Kay's right up there as one of the top broadcasters in the league.
Parrish warming up,
I FEEL SO CONFIDENT NOW! THANK YOU MAC!
Parrish sits down
George gets up.
Mariner fans put away guns
I would've used a Super-Soaker.
That also wasn't a strike.
The zone's bigger.

And it's Sherrill warming up.

Had a picture of Parrish stretching earlier
Then a shot of George throwing.
But THAT one was...nice job, Felix
Give it up Melky.
C'mon, stop this, it's annoying.

GOOD BOY!

Dear Lord, that's unfair.
The best part of Kay's rant
is that it implies that somehow having John Parrish in the bullpen gives us an advantage.
I've been away for a while but
has anyone noticed a correlation in losses and the LL picture change to Richie crying?
the picture changed
after the losing streak was well under way.
Didnt it change after Angels loss #2
Nope.
Changed after Cleveland.
I thought it was the cleveland loss,
but I might be wrong.
it was the cleveland loss
the picture is from cleveland dang-gummit
quoted the wrong person
the picture says indians right on it though
Okay, I have to ask.
What quote?
The one with David and Goliath
then referring to Bill Buckner
Felix didn't think he had one. He KNEW it.
Felix is still throwing heat.
I assume he's trying to leave it all out there on the field for his last inning.

Here's to a day of GOOD FELIX.  He could give up six singles from this point on, and it's still been a great, much-needed game from him.

where did that miss???
HAIL TO THE KING.
He put us on his shoulders today.  Team gave him six runs, but he only needed 2.
What was that about?
Great job, Felix. Great job.
Felix at 114 pitches....
man, did we ever need this today!
Vidro watched a pitch
in the same location for strike three.
quality start for felix
Quite a bit better than that.
1 run against the Yankees offense at Yankee stadium, under this sort of pressure, is damn impressive.  He wasn't flashing Dice-K/BoSox-game stuff, but he was clutch.
So let's recap
Five singles, "four" walks, five strikeouts, GB:FB > 2

Awesome outing. Say what you will about Felix's immaturity, but he's stepped it up on some big stages this year.

Yanks had hammered him up until now, too.
Holy crap Chris Britton is enormous
Ben's gotten on base 3 times today.
And Richie crying seems even more appropriate now.
Nice to see Felix pitch so well
Even with the tough strike zone and the long at bats. Well done sir.
So, Ben
Great first baseman, or greatest first baseman?
In baseball now?
In baseball EVER.
In any sport
ever.
Greatest 1B in NFL History.
Keep it alive....
I wanna see these replays on ESPN ALL NIGHT LONG...
End of season stats will look funny
We have a first baseman who will get 500 plate appearances with a .200 BA, and another 1B with a third of that hitting .300.  Makes sense!
Pedro's back
and strikeout #3000 was, fittingly, the opposing pitcher.
That's the hardest he's hit the ball in months.
YAY BEN!!!!
Lopez!!!?????
Jose!!!
Should just let him swing.
First pitch curve, not swung at
Stop all the presses.
Raul was not up to bat
uh, sorry...I mean JOSE!
not sure what happened there...I need more caffeine
you can't stop our 8/9 hitters
you can only hope to contain 'em
We have assured Mr. Torre that Mr. Mussina
SUCKS
The Yankees...
have given up 9 runs, 6 runs, 9 runs, and now 7 runs in their last 4 games...

Can it please last 2 more games????

GO M'S

Make that 9, 6, 8 and now 7
Oh my God this guy throws slop.
7-1, this thing still doesn't feel over.
I hate you Yankees offense.
I really think that Felix
picked up the whole team today....including ALL the pitchers...Green seems to be confident out there
Hey, more Sean Green.
The Yankees love them some right-handed groundballers.
Jeter ALWAYS comes through...
late in games.

He's never not been clutch.

Six consecutive outs in the next 2 innings
would really be nice here
I love that Gameday is ahead of MLB.tv
it lets me spoil the surprises.
That was also a strike.
phil333
I hope you're loving this.
It was pretty sweet.
97 but feels like 103
here in Echo Park CA (near downtown L.A.)

I'm fucking melting, and it's only gonna get worse this afternoon.

I drink half a beer and put in the freezer and then finish the one I put in the freezer earliar.  It's way too much effort for a cold brew.

Even Long Beach
is sweltering...that is why I am in Starbucks right now...
yeah but,
do they have icey cold beers?
I'm in Arizona.
It's basically been like that for the last two weeks here.
I'm in east hollywood
just on the border of silverlake/K-town. My fan just blows hot air. My dog sounds like she's dying. My mattress is hot to the touch. It's gotten to the point where I can't wait to go back to work tomorrow because the office has A/C
That's sad
...wanting to go back to work.

(OT) If you need a really good video store, I own one downtown (4th and Main and not to far from ktown)  Check us out at oldbankdvd.com

looks promising.
I'll czech it out. I usually netflix everything, but  there's a bunch of stuff I know is on dvd, but that netflix doesn't carry (besides, sometimes you need the immediacy of just being able to head out to the store and get your movie)
Only 94.5 right now.
Was 100 an hour ago.
That half degree will kill ya!
Perhaps Felix's game against LA
was his way of telling us that we should focus on the Wild Card instead.
The King offered to cut the AL West
Championship in half. Giving a piece to both the Ms and Angels. The M's would have taken this deal, while the Angels offered to give up the title rather than destroy it. Being a wise ruler, Felix gave the AL West to the team that really deserved it.
Where the hell was that?
George
Now is not the time to suck.
Thank you. That will do.
I agree with Michael Kay
Heh
McLaren wants to end this thing in a hurry.
NOW I am starting to feel a little worried
OK, false alarm...
well that was easy.
What's with the pressure?
6 run lead, 4 outs to go.  I'm just sayin'.
And now you jinxed us.
THANKS A LOT!
Ummm
It's the Mariners riding a 9 game losing streak?
Haha! Comments at the exact same
time!
Holy random coincidences, Batman
Are we not sabermetricians?
Do we not know win expectancy?

We're making this more tense then it is.

Not a bad idea to let Putz pitch the 9th
Considering the M's have an off game on Thursday. He could still pitch if necessary tomorrow and Wednesday.
A day off?
The fuck is that?
I think thats when a team
gets to pile onto a plane and fly a few thousand miles before their next zillion games in a row. Either that or its an old wooden ship, I'm not sure which.
New York State Smoker's Quite Line
Yeah, this game won't help.
Oh, hey, M's still winning in 8th
This is encouraging.
By more than one run!
Jimerson time woohoo!
FARNSWORTH...
hasn't been through the wars like Rick White, but he is the Yankees' Rick White
I know Im not the only person
Who thinks Jimerson could be a useful player, even if he's not a prospect anymore.
Me too
He'd shatter the K record if he played everyday, but Charlton Jimerson could do some serious damage with his bat and his legs off the bench.
The hell was Kay talking about?
the combined winning percentage of our remaining opponents is .515, not .415.
He's predicting
29 game losing streaks for everybody by the time we play them, apparnently.  Which... would be some trick.
I really wanted to see Raul get a quality hit
that at bat...might boost his confidence.
Tony Randazzo
has had a hard on for the Mariners all year. That was not a surprise.
Jimerson
1-6 in his career with a homer. His only hit.
He's 2-6 with a single and a homer.
I've got 2-6
where are you getting your info?
Well its time for bed.
Ive been up all day.

Erm.

Yeah, lack of logic in math. 6 ABs with a .333 AVG = 2 hits.

Hurry up and win Ms.

Okay, now make this easy.
Hey, it's JJ.
Whatever.
So does Jones come in for Raul or Guillen?
I don't see why not.
You've got Reed and Jones, to go with Ichiro.  All of them cover ground faster then any other combo of guys out there.  Use them.
Ibanez it is
Guess I didn't phrase that well...I assumed it was a given that he'd be in for defense (cause Mac doesn't risk giving him an AB) but I didn't know which one he'd be in for. Whatever. Putz in, game over.
YES...one down...
I don't even want to see Damon's ugly face up to bat one more time today
The fact girls find him hot
makes me glad im not a girl or gay.

Not that there is anything wrong with it.

Awww, poor Giambi.
Somebody misses his power and ability.
Hey, remember strikes?
Apparently this umpire doesn't either.
Up yours Blue
Call strikes, fat fuck.
Where were those 2nd & 3rd pitches????
That was a strike.
I've said this a lot today.
I love that
pitch triangulation system, don't you? =D
even when down 7-1
and 2 outs to go, they still get the yankee strikezone
With a strike zone like that,
how do the Yanks ever lose?
Getting them to swing and miss
Like Oakland.  This is why it is important to have an ability to "miss bats".
K
PUTZ!
8 pitch at bat
and the only 2 not in the strike zone were the first and the last
Why is Putz in a 6 run game??
He hasn't pitched in a while
he needs some polishing
To get him some work
and to slam the door without any doubt.
and he still strikes him out
this gives me alot more confidence in JJ, those first 3 pitches we're painted perfectly
96mph
JJ isn't dicking around.
Amazing
Arguably, Cano only saw one ball but worked a full count.

Arguably, Cabrera never saw a strike, but sucks ass.

Seriously.

YUNI! Totally awesome.
BALLGAME
So this is what this feels like.
They all look so happy :)
Good game guys.
ballgame!!
all hail the king!!!!

and Ichiro

HORRRRAAAAAAYYY...IT'S OVER!
Time for a 9 game win streak
What just happened
Anyone else see the zombie
peak around the corner from the clubhouse into the Mariner dugout!?
9-game winning streak starting now,
por favor.
MARINERS WIN
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHE MARINERS WIN!  LOSING SKID OVER
TEEN GIRL SQUAD
CHEERLEADER!

SO AND SO!

WHAT'S HER FACE!

THE UGLY ONE!

LADIES, WE BE LOOKIN'...

SOOOOOO GOOOOOOD!

IT'S OVER!

ARROWED
CHOMP!
Corn is no place for a mighty warrior.
Wiggity Whack?
No, just regular kind.
Is this thread BALEETED yet?
ESPN
will probably show highlights about 20 minutes into SportsCenter for 15 seconds, and give us 15 minutes of Dodger highlights...
No.
They'll show highlights of Roger sucking for later conversation.

They'll show Ichiro's 200th hit, a home run, because they have to.

They'll show the one run the Yankees did get, because... they just will.

They'll mention that this ends a 9 game losing streak for the Mariners and that it puts them only one game back of the Yankees.

Then they'll talk about Roger Clemens sucking for the next 10 minutes.

BUT...TIED in the loss column
...and how is Detroit not playing today?  How can any team not play on Labor Day?  Isn't that un-American???
Hmm
We win.

And I feel no 'shit damn fuck' coming on...

It's weird, isn't it?
The Yankees get down on their pitching...
just like we do...this from PinStripe Alley:

[new] What do you know
Farnsy pitches a shutout inning when it counts the most.

GO M'S

I'd rather have Farnsworth
Then Josh Parrish, Sean, or Rick White.  If for no reason other then we'd have a Mariner player as a reoccuring Dugout character.
Not only that, but Farnsworth will wreck shit...
...in any brawl.  Guy's a bruiser with several famous takedowns in recent years.
Which in turn would mean
regular appearances in The Dugout for other Mariners.
same here...
I'm just saying he has not been all that consistent lately, and the Yankee fans dump on him as much as we do on our guys...
Thing is
It sounds like the guys at PA are just being whiny bitches.  I know they have reason to not like Farnsworth's mediocrity, especially with his contract, but he's still better then some of our craptastic relievers.

Then again, with the mentality of Yankee fan, unless you're Mariano Rivera or Joba The Hutt (The Fat Hutts, You Know The Hutts I Mean) Chamberlain, you suck.

Which is, mostly true I suppose.  But you get my point.  Unless you get everybody out all the time without giving up runs, you're HORRRRRRIIIIBBBBBLLLLEEEEEEEEEE.

Lord
ESPN News just said:

"Today's game was a bad matchup for the Yankees with Felix Hernandez going against Roger Clemens, and he got roughed up.  Tomorrow's matchup is more favorable with Horacio Ramriez going against... well anybody."

When ESPN News says "you suck", you suck.

I know he has a huge ERA...
but how has he won 8 games for us this year???  Did we score 15 runs a game in his wins???
In his 8 wins, we've scored 67 runs
But we better get to Wang early tomorrow
...his last start against Boston he had a no-hitter till the 6th and wound up with a 2 hit shutout....and I am sure he is hearing from everyone how important this game is to the Yankees tomorrow, what with their pitching staff giving up an average of 7.25 runs in the last 4 games
That's where I'm concerned
Wang no hit us for over 7 frames last time we faced him in Yankee Stadium.
Gratuitous OT Photo
Brett Boone meeting Darryl Hannah?
Mariners meeting their playoff chances
Even if they're lucky, it doesn't look good.
Most unlikely Shawn Bradley 2nd career ever
Clemens is having an MRI on his elbow
yeah, we're never seeing Felix highlights on ESPN.
I can see it now.
Doctor: Your results just came in.
Clemens: So what's the word?
Doctor: Well, according to this, you take steroids.
Clemens:
Doctor: You're also an asshole.
Clemens: I don't-
Doctor: See, right here, that's the Asshole Epicondyle. I don't have one, but yours is pretty prominent.
Clemens: uh
Doctor: Yeah.
Clemens:
Doctor:
Clemens:
Doctor:
Clemens:
Doctor: Oh, and you need ligament replacement surgery.
Some corrections are in order
Doctor: Your results just came in.
OldLOL: So what's the word?
Doctor: Well, according to this, you take steroids.
OldLOL:
Doctor: You're also an asshole.
OldLOL: I don't-
Doctor: See, right here, that's the Asshole Epicondyle. I don't have one, but yours is pretty prominent.
OldLOL: uh
Doctor: Yeah.
OldLOL:
Doctor:
OldLOL:
Doctor:
OldLOL:
Doctor: Oh, and you need ligament replacement surgery.
MarkPrevious: Sucks to be you!
You forgot the last line
MarkPrevious: /sneezes, tears labrum
BTW
I was at the game when the Yankees announced that Clemens had signed with them (an otherwise dull loss for the Ms). Fans around me were very excited.
And its probably a record that the Ms today faced opposing pitcher with more than 600 wins combined. Can't have happened since the days of Cy Young.
I have some confidence tomorrow even with
ho pitching. The way this team works it doesn't make any sense to go out and lose tomorrow.
Losing
would be the logical thing that we all expect.  And obviously, this team has decided never to do what we expect...
You guys think this blog is brutal???
The Yankee fans are all ready to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge...

 http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/yankees/2007/09/a_few_notes_before_todays.html?page=3

even worse
on the yesnetwork's message board they have threads with titles such as "9-3-07 - The day the season ended"
How'd it look on TV?
At the game, it looked sweet. Not just the result, but the way the M's played. Felix did not get hit hard, once. Even the harder hit balls were on the ground up the middle, just not at a fielder. Posada got on twice that way. No extra base hits for the entire Yankee offense is pretty sweet.

As for the M's bats, they hit the ball HARD. (except for the Lopez RBI lol) .. Even their fly outs were realllly hit. Team looked very good.

Felix had a couple 4 pitch walks, at least 2 of them with 2 outs. Needs to work on that. He still seems to be getting flustered on the mound, but thats to be expected from a 21 yr old. He really brought his A game today.

Thoroughly enjoyable day at Yankee stadium. Beautiful weather and beautiful baseball. The woman in front of me called me a jerk, even though my cheers for the M's were polite the entire game. I'm sorry lady if you don't want to hear me clap and yell "I love you Ichiro!" after that home run or "Nice rip Jose" "Nice rip Ben" after great hits by both those guys. I'm surronded by 50,000 of your fans, you'll just have to deal with your team losing a game.

Losing strak over!

Felix
I take back what  I said about those Felix walks. I looked at the game thread and saw the Gameday images of one of the walks. Wow that's a horrible home plate ump. I was on the first base line so couldn't tell.
Good game to wake up to.

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