Lookout Landing

BrianL, you've got the Roxbury guys, right?

I don't want to be nervous but I have a bad feeling.

Scapegoat!

I propose to make this interesting

Permabanned if we lose, modded if we win.

Who's "we"?

It's "we" now

these stakes are too high

Does this apply to Fogel only?

Yes.

I am 100% for anything which has the possibility of Fogel ending as a mod

Everyone is.

NO

Amen

I love it that this was LL comment 10,000.

Thank goodness.

No mod endorsed the deal so it doesn't matter

Again thank goodness.

No one here has any sense of fun.

I do.

The stakes are too high for humor...

I was mostly thank goodnessing that I was not included in the "we".

Here's a pre-emptive 'Fuck you, God'

Seconded.

Absolutely.

There is no good in the world. I have no faith.

It would quickly change to one of the best things if the Rays manage to win

I'm still going to be annoyed.

I'm going to be watching this and the Hawks game from a padded room to protect myself

so I’ll just offer this for now.

Go Rays.

Matthew - October 19, 2008 reply

I have an HDTV on each one

…well I would except the Hawks game won’t be worth watching this opposite it

sigh

Game 7!

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2007/10/21/234311/10

shut up shut up shut up

Just in case the unthinkable happens

I was never rooting for the Rockies in that series

I hate fairy tales. More than I hate the Red Sox.

However, this year features the fairytale Red Sox and that combination is steering me towards post-natally aborting myself.

You hate what's interesting

I hate bad teams winning

Or rather, I hate comebacks from impossible odds not resulting in a sad ending

If it wasn't the Red Sox I might listen

Lucky you.

If the Rays win by 10 runs or so this will be the most perfect series outcome imaginable

Walkoff?

Of course I'd be too dead to see it

Yes, a walkoff 10 run homer

Seriously, you don't want it to be close

You want the Red Sox to be horribly embarrased

If the Rays went up by seven I would light myself on fire

This is pretty extreme bandwagonning

A SSS of 2 games ago indicates this is not true

THINGS CHANGED

Ahem

I’m not a Rays fan. I mean, I’m rooting for the Rays, but they’re not the Mariners. If these playoffs have shown me anything, it’s the true nature of bandwagon emotion. Bandwagon success isn’t nearly as fulfilling. I watched them beat Chicago, then I watched them win three games against Boston, and it made me happy, but it didn’t make me ecstatic. I didn’t go to bed thinking about it. I didn’t wake up laughing. It was more like, “hey, neat, this is working out.” It’s been pleasant, and nothing more.

I would do it jokingly

Fire is almost always funny

This is why MLB needs the mercy rule

so that you can get a walkoff when up by 9

20th inning Red Sox score 5 runs in the top and start celebrating

and then the Rays score 6 in the bottom to destroy the souls of the Red Sox Faithful

gay

That's pretty much the straightest ending for this game

so I don’t know what you’re talking about

Sox scoring two and the Rays scoring three

would be more than sufficient

Keep it real dogg

I would not survive this.

Who's pitching in the 20th inning

Gomes

Pedroia!

Perez for the Rays and Sean Casey for the Red Sox

and if the game goes into the 21st inning somehow then Jamie Burke pitches for both teams

Sonnistine!

Boston wins

Coping process activated.

I could feel this happening after the leadoff double in the bottom of the seventh 3 games ago :(

And already tired of the commentators

Cora over Lowrie?

Game over

ruhroh

NO.

God

No god...

Barf

Why does it have to be this assclown?

I hate Dustin Pedroia.

Now he is gonna win the fucking MVP.

My happiness is directly related to how happy the players in the Red Sox dugout are.

This is unhealthy.

Well this is going swimmingly

1-0 is a death sentence

Kill self

I wish Youkilis would use a chainsaw to shave off that goddamn beard.

~~beard~~ head

Might be OK if he got his neck too

I hate that this is happening.

At least this is the last we'll hear from Buck Martinez this year.

Admit it: you’ll miss Craig Sager’s nightly fashion horror show. I burst out laughing nearly every time he is onscreen.

I love Craig Sager.

But it’s not enough to make up for Buck and Chip.

I will not be calling JG Wentworth.

That was one hell of a long first inning

I call a Lester no-hitter

Hawks give up a long TD pass....worst sports weekend ever.

And Jennings was shoved to the ground while the ball was in the air. Nice Offensive PI call, refs.

BrettJMiller - October 19, 2008 reply

I already hate this game.

SEA!

HAWKS!

trailing

That wasn't so bad.

MVP!!!

I remember the times Yuni had those...

It's so weird to see a shortstop reach grounders up the middle.

Yuni has a new workout plan this offseason

I’m predicting he wins MVP next year

New workout plans always work out so well.

This is what Veritak is saying about him self?

What an arrogant jerk…

So he's arguing that a catcher who goes hitless in an AB will call a worse game the next inning?

Could they suck Varitek's dick any harder?

Also, it’s good to know that the only 2 positions where defense matters are catcher and shortstop.

Let's see a shortstop rob a homerun, huh?

ESAD, Varitek.

Nice fucking pitch.

Fuck you ump.

Thanks alot douchebag.

Hmmmm, looks like the inside part of the plate is the place to pitch tonight

It will be the Rays' undoing, no doubt.

Eh, depends....

High fastballs are more likely

Perfect game perfect game perfect game perfect game

Hey God, Jon Lester is THROWING A PERFECT GAME RIGHT NOW

Keep this up

I Love Perfect Games pitched by John Lester

I have been looking forward to one my whole life!

The one where John Lester throws a perfect game?

Unfortunately, when the team is Satan jinxes work in reverse

Baseball Gods don't recognize him as a deity

For those of you who can't handle WTBS any longer ...

The ESPN radio feed is available here.

Caveat: Joe Morgan in the booth.

Yeah, TBS is getting on my nerves

It's so weird to see a team that understands how a platoon is supposed to work

Or one that knows how to field.

Or hit.
Or pitch.
Or do anything competently.

Speaking of, I ran into a guy wearing the same cap as me today.

He told me he’d seen someone in New Orleans wearing a Mariners cap, and tried to talk to him, and the guy was just wearing the hat out of fashion. The fan says dude, pick a team that didn’t lose 101 games.

This is why I didn't wear my M's hat in NOLA while i was down there 2 weeks ago

So I wouldn't speak to you?

Your hat isn’t worn for the fashion.

No, i didn't want to wear it out of fashion, dark blue and your weather make no sense together

it’s like a quarter inch too small anyway

I didn't wear mine because I was too busy stuffing my face with beignets and muffalettas

Can someone explain to me why you can’t get a good muffaletta in Seattle?

If there's call for it, I would gladly open a New Orleans cafe in Seattle.

Do it

what i wouldn’t give for a muffaletta right now

If you could actually make NOLA style food up here, you should

Everyone who does it up here makes it taste like shit. Even people who are supposedly ‘from NOLA’

Interesting. If I were flush for cash I certainly would.

God, please.

Can you just ship me up one from Napoleon’s. And maybe some po boys from Rocky and Carlo’s while you’re at it.

No, Central market is better

Pretty much yeah.

That will do nicely, thanks!

Can I have a job?

I need one.

Because it's gross?

You go to hell.

Tsk tsk no.

Nothing wrong with hating mortadella and olives. I do.

Sad for you.

No it isn't.

Crankypants.

Frank's Shatner actually isn't shitty.

Frank was on Letterman the other day

and he was actually really fucking funny.

…But the act could get tired real quick. I think he’s fine in short bursts.

That's what she said.

I can’t stop doing that since I watched this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLQKsuogUXo

Oops

Do they make midget sized bullets i could use on pedroia?

Wouldn't you rather just go for the overkill?

Waste of a normal person sized bullet

I'd still rather go for the overkill

.380 is like a midget 9mm.

It’s the one in the middle here:
http://www.handgunsmag.com/featured_handguns/HG9x18_031507B.jpg

Hit him in the face...

No, go for the helmet

Whatever is necessary

Can't see it.

That woulda been a strike for Boston.

I’d really love a 10-pitch or less inning from Garza.

I HOPE THAT HURT

YES!!!!!!!!

too low

Ha Ha

You may want to start using the subject bar.

Sorry.

I’ll try. Old habits die hard.

I good ol' fashioned beanball war would be amazing in a Game 7

Anybody else notice that Ortiz has a strong comparison to a silverback gorilla?

This is slightly racist

Only if you view it as such

It's both semi-racist and semi-accurate.

I am proud that I appear to be the first LL-er to get accepted as a FB friend

You found him?

It's easier because I've met him in person

Sigh.

AWWWW.

I posted my full name in the other thread!

(Check your Facebook thing.)

Apparently both Fogel and I are slow.

Bwahahaha now I deleted it off my mini-feed to make it harder for you to stalk

I am faster than you

Me too.

Too late.

I figured since he posted his name in the other thread

it couldn’t have been that hard

I didn't see it damn it.

It was only like 15 minutes ago.

Well this would be why.

Congratulations!

You've got to be shitting me

Your only goddamn network is San Diego. I fucking knew it

I don't know how to get more.

You sound like my mother.

Christ if you had more I would have found you 5 hours ago

I'll try to find more to help future stalkers.

We appreciate it, thanks.

Sigh

Just give me your email and your password and I’ll do it for you

This is an excellent plan.

i would lean more towards the more accurate side

Me, too.

salome from LGT - October 19, 2008 reply

He also has a strong resemblance to Florida from Good Times

So I assume the "9" they put under the runner at first is supposed to be the length of his leadoff?

Yes

9 feet is the middle of that circle

shows how big his lead is

It is a revolutionary technology that really helps me see the game in a new way.

TBS is genius

why can’t they do more brilliant things, like putting Buck Martinez and Chip Caray in a broadcast booth together

I don't like the fact that TBS has the coverage cornered for playoffs

Come on, don't you like low def sports?

What’s wrong with you.

The talent that they use is horrible

It looks like a junior high production

But it's in glorious low def!

Buck Martinez’s voice is like a dental drill to my brain.

I think it's the size of that graphic

Because it’s always 9 I think.

Ump is wild today

Boy that Pedroia can do it all

Sit yo' ass down.

Sit down Papi!

ColeFitz - October 19, 2008 reply

Runs would be nice

I have a friend who is a HUGE Red Sox and Lakers fan

but it’s really hard to hate him since he’s actually pretty cool

How is it hard?

He hates evil teams

Sit the fuck down you fat fuck

Wow, GO TO THE HAWKS GAME, NOW.

Someone just got knocked out cold!

who?

Ike Hilliard, I believe

A dude on the Bucs.

It should have been a fumble returned for a touchdown, too, but the refs blew the whistle.

Hochuli is officiating that game too?

If he is, it wasn't him.

The line judge blew the whistle.

He is not.

I was hoping it'd be Holmgren.

That will get HIll a huge fine.

I was thinking this also, which is stupid.

Both he and Tatupu went for the tackle properly. Neither led with their helmet even though it was a helmet sandwich.

Hill went right under his chin with his helmet

He was going for a chest-high tackle and their helmets happened to collide hard because Tatupu was coming from behind and pushed Hilliard a bit forward.

WTF..when did Lester become an elite left-hander?

When he got on the red sox and the media started blowing him.

Big game Lester he?

He sucks...how can he not hang on to the ball while unconcious? Gotta get better hands.

Damnit..How the hell did this comment show up here...son of a bitch.

This comment seems misplaced

Yah, right as it auto-updated it shifted the comment down and made me hit reply to this comment.

Just bad timing.

Dude...Ike Hilliayd is fucked UP.

This game is getting depressing...

+1

Okay so we have other rules too and no +1 is one of them.

What the fuck, man.

This is also not ok.

no

Oh dear.

Making a point.

I have 10,000 comment rights

Wait we get rights?

No-trade clause or unbannable at 10,000 comments and 5 months on an SBN blog

I got this shit too!

Ummm, sorry, not for 2600 comments and 3 months

partial no trade clause I think

(it's per screename)

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/10/19/638332/10-19-open-end-of-days-thr#9468361

Doesn't count because you got banned before you hit 10,000.

You can't just make up rules like this

11098! Weeeeee unbannable

Just barely made the five months clause

I still win at life.

Stop making up your goddamn rules

I was one of the original unbannables

And yet.

Which explains how you got banned very well

Unbannable != Unboxable

Your former self is banned.

That worked out quite well for you too.

Yeah, I'm starting to be legitimately concerned.

I'll be the first to say it...Fuck the Rays.

I was concerned after god kicked us all in the nuts after that blown 7 run lead.

I'm pissed that NBC is so much louder than TBS.

I have to change the volume level AND the channel.

PIP

Can someone tell Lester he needs to go back and establish that fastball?

Maybe Stottlemeyer is there...

Nice scoop.

Duckett ran over an official..awesome

I thought the fumble put the hawks on the 40?

What the hell were they doing practically in their own endzone?

Couldn't advance the fumble because of the whistle..so we got it where it was picked up.

You don't get forward progress if the refs blow the whistle, which they did.

It should have been a touchdown. The zebras will never be call a fair game again after SBXL.

Negated by stupid holding penalty!

Go 2008 ~~Mariners~~ Seahawks

Called back of course...on a bad call, of course...

"Don't throw angry pitches"

is the pitcher’s equivalent of waiting ten seconds before posting comments.

Man Garza looks good.

Lester looks better :-(

LESTER PERFECT GAME

Garza = dealing.

Socre runs.

NOW!

Would be nice if Iwamura coud get something going for once

Yeeha

Ahem

He just needs to hang a couple of pitches to the right people ...

GO RAYS GO

AKi!

ColeFitz - October 19, 2008 reply

WHOO!

Baserunner!

Exhale.

Perfect game over.

Now shutout is next.

I think Aki is the only non-elite 2B I'd rather have on the Mariners over Loafie

Beejay Beejay Beejay Beejay Beejay Beejay Beejay Beejay Beejay

Excuse me, Beej*

IWAMURA HIT

Oh god please...please.

What a stupid statistic.

I missed it.

"7 postseason HR, 0 when behind in count."

When behind in the count at that pitch or once in the AB?

That is a stupid stat

The Rays have awesome jerseys

not too much going on

ehhhh...

I think they’re too generic.

Reminds me of these, a little

I loved those jerseys.

Hm, I never thought of that.

I disliked those jerseys, but I don’t hate the Rays’ so much.

I'm ready for Bedlam....

Me too. I'd love some bedlam.

FALSE HOPE

Let's go Longo...

THAT WAS THAT GOOD OF A PLAY YOU STUPID TWAT

WASN'T

It was probably a bad decision

but it was well enough executed to work out.

How the fuck do they manage to praise the midget on that play?

Quotas

Score some fucking runs.

YES!

YAYAYAYAY

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCK YES.

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT VARITEK'S PLAN YOU USELESS ASS WOOOOOOOO LONGO!!!!

LONGO! LONGO! LONGO! LONGO! LONGO! LONGO! LONGO! LONGO!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HOLY SHIT

Now we're talking!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LONGO

PENA RUN YOUR FUCKING ASS OFF

Finally!

YEEEEEEEES!!!

HOLY SHIT A RUN A RUN

I LOVE YOU LONGORIA

"Look at the relay, perfectly executed"

No it wasn’t you asshat.

They love the sox. What do you expect?

That's the thing, I do expect them to say asshattery stuff like that.

It's just depressing.

They’d never do that for the Mariners, no matter how good we were.

I would say they do it to Ichiro, but the comments they make about Beltre cancels them out.

They almost never talk about any Mariner

Even Ichiro. Ichiro deserves way more credit than they give him. If he was on the Sox, he’d be a god in their eyes.

This woke my ass up fast.

Mysticism is no longer in play!

That was a great, great slide

Or a slightly above average slide

and a bad relay throw

Thats what I thought Rays.

> : |

But did you guys see that perfect quick (offline) relay by Pedroia?

I hate watching Crawford bat so much.

Try harder, pube chin.

Good work by the ump there!

Way to go, blue!

Wow that was athletic Youk.

Bahahaha, he might have caught that if the ump hadn't been there

Did he just foul off a pitch that bounced?

This brings back memories of Ichiro

Except Ichiro got a hit.

I miss the regular season

I don't.

i miss

watching Ichiro at bats

and Felix days

and….fuck, im done.

what a miserable baseball season.

deacvision7 - October 19, 2008 reply

I'll miss it around mid November.

I have a feeling this offseason won't be as bad due to our excitement over the new GM

If the new GM makes moves I like I'll be even more excited for the season.

So the Seahawks are boned.

And the Rams are a better team.

They're just really really really bad.

Fumbles are good.

Oh wait, no they’re not.

Worst ever sports season in the history of any city.

Can't wait till baseball season.

ThundaPC - October 19, 2008 reply

It's one bad seattle sports year.

So much for finishing the job and winning the SB.

Its not just Seattle.

Did you watch the WSU game yesterday?

That wasn't WSU

That was the local middle school team

Pullman High School could beat WSU

I’m not even kidding.

You know it's bad when they have open tryouts in the middle of the season

They did that when I went there

But it was for kicker, not QB.

I've never heard of that before

But at the same time, I grew up in florida where they have like 200 kids on the roster

I played QB for Flag Football

maybe I could go to WSU and try to get a second bachelor’s….

I would transfer there since I could make the team, but I have no asperations to becomea raging alcoholic

Sadly, you're probably not

That was just sad

What was really sad was how USC stopped trying

That was pathetic. They tried their best not to score and still scored a lot.

Cougs couldnt even get a FIELD GOAL...seriously...

Meanwhile the Trojans were scoring with their eyes closed

They couldn't even get past the 50

I wonder when the last time a D1 school did that.

Come on, stop the crying... I'm a Lions fan

You're a Lions fan willingly?

You expect us to feel sorry for you?

:-P

All Barrys fault

Pitch counts are nearly even now.

Lester – 63
Garza – 66

Garza is getting progressively nastier though.

Lester not so much.

I wonder if Chadford has a mohawk.

Nasty

Nice pitch.

Garza, you fucking pimp.

Damn, Garza. I like it.

That was a sweet fucking pitch.

Filthy.

But it was Alex Cora.

Fuck that low pitch strike call..ugh

Rays! Rays! Rays! Rays! Rays! Rays! Rays! Rays!

FUCK YEAH LEADOFF DOUBLE

YES

WOOOOOOOOOO

Whee!

So close!

They really need to make that wall more hitter friendly...

Oh man...so close!

POUR IT ON BOYS!!!

Navarro going to bunt?

Calm down guys...

We all know what happens when we get happy.

Happy?

What’s that? I remember a feeling called something like happy, but it was so long ago.

I remember... not vomiting?

The tension is getting to me

Eyebrows - October 19, 2008 reply

After last night, I just gave up. I'm expecting failure.

It makes it a bt easier.

Take Take Take Take Take Take Take

Again Again Again Again Again Again

Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit

Guy wearing red #37 jersey is trying to fuck with Lester...

Stop swinging at ball 4.

That was not ball 4

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHH!

YES!

hahahaa yes

CmonCmonCmonCmon

HOLY DIVER!!!

Dio!!!

fuck yeah

Terminator_X - October 19, 2008 reply

Rocco's modern life!

Here we go!!!

Holy cow. Breaks to the Rays.

Be the Italian Stallion

Oh god...that was the one.

Quick Rocco, sneak in a nap!

I'm gonna try this again:

Score some fucking runs.

I'm good at this.

ROCKY!

YESYESYESYESYESY

ES

OH MY GOD!!!!

RAYS RAYS RAYS!!!

I APPROVE

Wheeeeeeeee!!!

CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COM'ON!!!

WWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO A LEAD A LEAD A LEAD A LEAD A LEAD

HOORAY

Terminator_X - October 19, 2008 reply

Fuck you mitochondria!

Rocccccccccccccccco!!!!!!!

ColeFitz - October 19, 2008 reply

Someone needs to Gif that old guy

That was Dick Vitale.

They showed Dickie V and I missed it???

Noooooooooo

And he was going nuts. It was awesome.

I always hated Dick Vitale.

Now I love him

Simon Phoenix - October 19, 2008 reply

YES YES YES

MORE MORE MORE

W000t w00t!!!!

Awesome

THANK YOU SWEET JESUS THANK YOU

YES!!!!

ROCCO!

Wake Forest commit!

w00t

deacvision7 - October 19, 2008 reply

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

WORK THOSE MITOCHONDRIA!

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH PUNS

MORE RUNS WE NEED MORE RUNS MORE RUNS MORE RUNS

Heh wtf

“And how big are 2-out hits in the postseason?”

Beat me to it.

We need at least 7 more runs

ROCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE NEED ANOTHER BARTLETT HOME RUN

Why did he have to fill his quota yesterday?

Come on Bartlett, just don't suck and let's turn the lineup over

That's already a guarantee, at the very least.

That's already a guarantee, at the very least.

I had that ready to go.

ihtrtg2

Yeah, don't be Yuni

Woops

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Another run or, say, 8 would be wonderful.

Keep it up please keep it up

Where have I heard that before?

wait…I don’t think I did that right

TWSS

Oh, you.

I don't do it intentionally though.

I know.

Wish he had bunted

Did anyone else see the guy wearing the Sean Taylor jersey?

I approve

IT IS FORTUNATE THAT YOUR DEFENSE IS SO GOOD JASON

Ah-key! Ah-key! Ah-key! Ah-key! Ah-key!

Lets go Upton

At least it wasn't a double play.

oh c'mon seriously

Take some fucking pitches when he’s struggling

If he intentionally walks Upton, it's the worst decision of all time

Time to be a hero, B.J.

That wasn't exactly heroic...dang

If he throws that inside again, Upton will blast it off the catwalk

Damn Rays..Fuck off and don't lose.

They should have got one more. >:(

That was a lot of excitement for one m-f'ing run

BJ got fisted.

Eyebrows - October 19, 2008 reply

Oh thank the baseball gods that the Rays are winning.

False hope

Damn it

BOO

Jesus, guys, all Lester does is pound you inside. LEARN AND ADAPT.

By not swinging

Exactly.

I’m fucking terrified that the Rays are going to rue this.

I'm just terrified in general

I understand completely

We’re like abused kids. Losing and disappointment are the only love we’ve come to know.

Damn, that's not nearly enough

Silly Rays.

They blew a big chance here

I would trade my firstborn's soul for a 1-2-3 inning here.

Lawyers' children don't have souls, you sneaky bastard

I don't have a child yet. Perhaps by the time I do, I

I'll be a hang-gliding instructor or something.

The dark mark is forever upon you

will give him the first name of Upton

It would actually be a pretty sweet Northeastern "old money" name.

Now that I think about it yeah it would

with a middle name of Bartlett obviously

This is an excellent name for a firstborn son.

That is a sick breaking pitch

What the hell is that? It’s tailing away from the lefties..

Gyroball

Doesn't exist

Shuuto?

Yes it does

Does anyone throw it?

What does it do?

I haven’t heard anything about it since DiceK came to the us.

It moves kinda like a curveball breaking the wrong way.

Note: Not up

You need one that oscillates between both.

The amount of snap needed for it to work is humanly impossible

Distance to the plate is also an issue

It might be hard to throw a ML calibre one, but I can throw an incredibly shitty one

In fact, I can’t throw anything but incredibly shitty gyros at varying speeds

There was a time when my friend could throw nothing but curveballs

Sadly for him he was a catcher

So you're the next RA Dickey?

I'm a lefty. More like the next Travis Blackley

I'll take this answer

But it’s still not a very convincing one to me graham

I'm not convinced it's ever going to be seen in the bigs, but it does physically work

Other than that I can’t say.

Hmmm, thats a strike

not really

I didnt catch the game yesterday...who pitched?

Is Sonnastine available? Cause once Garza slows down, I wouldnt trust their bullpen much…

Shields pitched.

Shields

Ahh thats right, I remember now. Thanks guys!

Please don't kill us.

We’ll tell you everything you want to know.

Dude, I need a new change of underwear every time he posts.

I don't think I will ever step a foot in Seattle again.

I live in Maryland, but I will be moving to Seattle soon.

Watch out for snipers

Speaking of which, what did they finally decide to do with those guys

Im not sure, actually.

Think one got life (the younger one) and the other got death.

Yeah, I was a sophomore in high school when that was happening, we couldnt have football practice outside for a month

Excellent! I'm not afraid of you, Edward Scissorhands.

I love this comment.

Cool movie.

And only be afraid of me if I grab your arm.

I propose Slica take over as our primary retard deterrent.

Because he will actually stab people.

I often fear myself.

DON'T FUCKING WALK HIM

Who, Pedroia? Or are you behind the game here and referring to Coco?

SIT DOWN CORNFLAKES

Nice toss

They obviously don’t take PFP advice from the Tigers

Now please get the cocksucker out

I'd accept a fastball to the domepiece

Garza needs to channel Jack Morris 1991 now.

Does that mean he'll become a perpetually touted yet unworthy Hall of Fame candidate someday?

YOUR STATS MEAN NOTHING

This little tater tot needs to sit down.

I love it.

I hate these sorts of at-bats.

My useless anecdotal evidence tells me that they never end well.

Yeah, but that's based on watching the Mariners all year.

You have a point...

We’re all too used to bad luck…like 2 games ago….grr

No doubt whatever happens the announcer will be sucking Pedrioa's balls

Saying oh it was a good long at bat.

Give the little brat credit: it was a good long at-bat.

Swing harder, asshat.

Damn it hurry up and sit the fuck down.

END! END!

END! END!

NOT THAT WAY! NOT THAT WAY!

Get out already

Just make him go away

I want someone to walk up to him right now and kick him in the shin.

I'd like to hang him by the new age necklace.

You'd only be making him stronger.

I'm getting worked up. I might need a drink.

FUCK OFF

FUCK SHIT

DASHITALL!

Should have aimed a fastball at his head.

Stupid little midget bitch.

Jesus fucking Christo

That was the epitome of a Reggie Willits AB

Hopefully this isn't the epitome of a Vlad AB

I hate that little balding fucktard

Fucking imptard

Pedroia you annoying little fly

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!

Man the Sox have had 4 baserunners up to here. Pedroia was 3 of them

I guess I don't have to give up my firstborn's soul

Unless Ortiz hits into a GIDP, but that won’t happen.

Ortiz needs to change his undershirt.

He needs to be strapped into the machine in Dark Crystal

that saps the little guys of their essence.

That is probably the best avitar I've ever seen

Cheers!

hit it on the ground hit it on the ground hit it on the ground

Strike him out.

JESUS DON'T WALK HIM

I can't take this.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING!

Somebody should call the boston zoo and let them know ortiz escaped

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I read the yes and though strike out coming up, then the announcers said runner going and I knew the double play

Great feeling….

OHHH BABY!

YES

FUCK YEAH!

YYYYYEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

AHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHH

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH

STRIKE OUT THROW OUT

FUCKYESFUCKYESFUCKYES

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSYES YES YESYE SYESYES MORE MORE MORE MROEMROE

FUCK YES

AGAIN

BIG GAME GARZA

TOO SLOW, DOUCHEFAG.

Terminator_X - October 19, 2008 reply

OMFG

That was beautifl

beautiful

PERFECT RESULT

GAAHAHAHAHA SITTHEFUCKDOWNTHEBOTHOFYOU

STRIKE'EM OUT THROW'EM OUT

ThundaPC - October 19, 2008 reply

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Wow my internet feed is ahead of everyone's television

YAY GARZA

SIT THE FUCK DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!

THAT was fuckin awesome

Strike ’im out throw ’im out!

DIONER NAVARRO FINALLY DID SOMETHING

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That was a cute lil hop

BOOM BITCH

And boom goes the dynamite

For the record: I don't have to give my firstborn's soul to Satan because that was not technically a 1-2-3 inning.

NEVER STRIKE A BARGAIN WITH A LAWYER MOTHERFUCKER HAHAHAHAHAPWN3D.

Pretty sneaky, sis.

Make that deal for the 7th just in case

You need to wait until the game is over to be pissing the Devil off, ok?

No, the offer is still on the table for upcoming innings.

It’s okay, I was gonna send that little rugrat to an orphanage anyway.

You failed to specify which half of the inning.

You’ve doomed us all!!!!

Contracts are a question of offer + acceptance and then performance.

My offer is too vague at this point and thus cannot be accepted. I’ll make it clear when necessary.

Actually that technically was a 1-2-3 inning

In my copy of "The Devil And Mr. Esoteric," I manage to wiggle my way out of this one.

So I have some Iocane Powder and some wine.

Interested in a game of Wits?

Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

Ohh, good advice

BIG PAPI IS A FUCKING CHOKER

Just like a certain NYY shortstop

EVERY PITCH EVERY PITCH EVERY GAME EVERY GAME

That wasn't supposed to end like that.

Big Papi was supposed to hit a home run, putting the Sox up 3-2. It wasn’t supposed to happen like that.

Someone had blundered.

[/tennyson]

They tagged the runner almost continuously through the end of that slide.

These inexperienced Rays are getting escited and swing at everything

Pedroia showed everybody how a real vet handles those situations

By getting involved in a strike em out throw em out and being out by 3 paces?

:-D

ment more his AB ;-)

Ayo Carl maybe try not striking out this time alright

5 pitch inning?

How Marineresque.

Two of the balls left the infield.

Beat me to it

Still, disastrous would be the term to use.

Has anybody seen Robert?

I think he's dead

Bye Brobert :(

So i'm assuming he's still banned?

Nope

Does he know this?

Yeah, he was posting yesterday

I just assume he’s dead from the Seahawks

Out job-hunting?

God I wish

Facebook status update ~15 minutes ago.

Isn't this my job?

You were too slow.

I kinda rely on him to close my store occasionally

He's probally firebombing Quest Field

Qwest

Eh, I'd be able to see the explosion from my place, so I don't think thats happened yet

You know I would never do something like that

Qwest Field is the bitch I take home to see my parents

He probably went to go jump off a bridge after watching the first half of the Seahawks game.

Football isn't liked around these parts.

.Taylor - October 19, 2008 reply

Football is for pussies

Real men like badminton.

I have the shuttlecock bruising to prove it

Er....

I have never seen Robert.

He's mobile. Text him.

Thank you Roberts Keeper

Have you put a GPS tracker in his neck yet?

Don't suggest things like that where Broberto can read them.

All it would take is for us to go out drinking with him and get 3 beers into his system. He would never know

Let’s put a shock collar on him while we’re up to it

I hate you all

Luv ya

You I like

What about Papa Kyle

With hugs and kisses

Why him? I am a perfect angel to you.

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/10/19/638332/10-19-open-end-of-days-thr#9473436

I just want to be able to better track you.

I missed this but believe it to be a stupendous idea.

RAYS RAYS RAYS

AND NEW LEFT TACKLE OF THE FUTURE

Uh-oh, they're rolling Garza back out there again.

Like Balfour worked last time

I don't have a lot of confidence in the Rays bullpen right now

DON'T WALK HIM YOU GIANT POO MONSTER

Uh-oh.

Quit it damnit.

Fudruckers.

Nothing is ever easy

Depending on the outcome of this AB, I'd venture to say that he's done after Bay

Garza is Gassed

Now would be an excellent time for a right handed relief pitcher

Perhaps you need a direct line to Maddon.

Time to roll out that firstborn-son-soul offer again!

We get out of this inning without any runs scoring, he’s all yours Ol’ Scratch!

DANGER DANGER AWOOGA AWOOGA

How is on the inside corner at the letters right down the middle?

nononononononononononono

I will make pretzels for everyone on LL if the Rays win this game

I'll hold you to that

I keep my promises

This will be hard for you to do

She didn't specifiy they would go to everyone on LL.

Not really. I make 2 dozen at a time.

Really tiny pretzels.

For everyone that can come get them.

And they will be in R shapes.

I will eat pretzels that you make if the Rays win the game

Shiiiiit...

Fuck suck ass shit cock

We're all going to die aren't we?

Eventually

Eventually, yes.

Some sooner than later.

sigh

DOUBLE PLAY PLEASE

DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY

Nonononononononono

Okay, Buck Martinez, you are done for the night.

STFU

Get him the fuck out of there Maddon

Bad

Howell or Price Howell or Price Howell or Price

My vote goes Price.

This could be absolutely brilliant or the worst mistake in history.

What the fuck, why not Bradford??

Oh, because a lefty at the plate, nevermind.

Why leave him in for the leftie??

WHAT

oh dear god

Ground ball. Ground ball. Ground ball....

So this doesn't make sense.

Maddon is killing me.

Maddon doesn't believe in matchups

I can't watch. I can't watch.

This can't end well.

Why does everything I like have to turn to shit?

NO HE'S NOT STILL BETTER

So dumb.

Doom. Sadness. Doom.

Perhaps premature.

Now please get this guy out.

No, Garza is fucking tired

This is insane

On the ground, you bastard.

Get him the fuck outa here!!

Wow, Kotsay just didn't get enough, but that was a bad mistake pitch

Oh god I thought that was a HR off the bat

I thought it was a blooper that was gonna tie the game.

Oh god no not Varitek

whew

One more out… one more out….

Consecutive lefties. Amazing.

Ok barely excaped that one so now get his ass out of the game

I shudder to think what's going to happen to this blog if the M's were in the same place the Rays are now

All would be already dead because of heart attack

Yeah, the GTE if the M's were in the playoffs would crash the site

Jonestown

Yes.

There would be no lowercase.

ICHIRO WOULD BE CONTINUALLY HURTING THIS TEAM.

...

WHY?

Please god please.

HE SWUNG

Or maybe not.

Captains never go around.

Why the fuck is Garza still in ahhhhhhhhhh

I believe Stone Cold said so

!!!!

And he wasn’t wrong

Maddon just knows more then us

Must kill The Captain

ONE MORE STRIKE! ONE MORE STRIKE! ONE MORE STRIKE! ONE MORE STRIKE! ONE MORE STRIKE!

FUCK YOUR COWBELL

C'MON!

God, I am so stressed out

BAD PROCESSES FTW!!!

Rays! Rays! Rays! Rays! Rays! Rays! Rays! Rays!

YES!

YES.

Garza! Garza! Garza! Garza! Garza! Garza!

CMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

FUCK YEAH

Oh yes.

I wish I could watch this game.

MARRY ME GARZAAA

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Somebody just lost a firstborn

My fingers were crossed.

SIT THE FUCK DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYSYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYSS!!!!

What's with the crappy camera work?

He had a heart attack.

TBS spent all its money on Frank Caliendo's fake Donald Trump hair.

ah, that makes sense

MADDON WE TAKE BACK ALL THE DOUBT THAT WE UTTERED

Not quite as bad as IBB'ing Hamilton with the bases loaded...but they both worked out.

SIT THE FUCK DOWNNNNNNN

Hahahaha

The only Americans sports channel I get over here has the Seahawks game on instead of the baseball playoffs.

Fuck my life.

NHK isn't playing this game?

This comment surprised me.

But no, it’s not. :(

Only Japanese game shows.

I lived in Japan a couple of years.

When Ichiro was first on the Mariners, every game was broadcasted in Japan (mostly on NHK). I know Daisuke got similar treatment, but I know this isn’t his rookie season.

Ok I lied.

I found it on a random NHK channel, not the main ones.

Woo home run!

TOLD YOU!

Many thanks.

Without your prodding I wouldn’t have found this channel.

Rays need a long inning here

Garza pitched really well...

2 hits
3 walks
1 Hbp
9 Ks

We need some kind of offense now.

Rays, score some fucking runs.

you better not fuck this up, Maddon

Just score damn it.

INSURANCE RUNS NOW FUCKERS!

THANK YOU!

You're allowed to speak again now.

It was touch and go there for awhile.

AYBAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

AYBAR!!!

FUCK YES!!!!!

yes

YEAH!!!!

WWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

holy shit

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!

AYBAR AYBAR AYBAR AYBAR AYBAR AYBAR

SLAMMA LAMMA

DING DONG

WHOA WILLY

yay

.Taylor - October 19, 2008 reply

Still refusing to get my hopes up . . .

MORE INSURANCE RUNS NOW FUCKERS!

THIS MAN WAS SNORTING COCAINE IN A DARKENED BASEMENT ROOM LAST YEAR AT THIS POINT

Now he’s hitting crucial insurance home runs.

REEEEEEDEEEEEMMMMMMPPPPPPPTIOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!!!

huh?

It took me a minute. I read "remptoon"

No, I mean is he making shit up?

Sorry for the delay in responding, my dad called from home in the middle of me typing out my response.

Oh, you didn't know?

Aybar famously went AWOL from the Braves organization last year (or was it 2 yrs ago?). Turned out he was basically in a depressive spiral, holed up in his mama’s basement snorting coke and bemoaning his own failure.

Jesus.

Maybe he and Hamilton should not ever be on the same team.

I'm looking forward to some tasty pretzels.

C’mon, Rays….

YES YES YES

Jon Lester needs more experience

Too much radiation, not enough wars

Is cancer the new experience?

This is tight

.Taylor - October 19, 2008 reply

For once you have (unintentionally perhaps) spoken with wisdom

For this is tight in both senses of the word.

FUCKEN RAYS I'M DRUNK

We approve.

Yes.

I still have the Felix grand slam game on my DVR.... If things go well I might never delete this one either

BUT THAT WAS THE WORST GAME EVER

Yeah maybe this is not the game she should reference.

Oh hell, fine.

Must resist smile...

…face not used to it….

Chinn!

WORD UP MOTHERFUCKERS CHINN IS IN THE HIZZOUSE

Oh thank god.

Indeed.

GTE overload imminent.

We need you now more than ever

Think of it as Gandalf and the Riders of Rohan arriving at Helm's Deep at the last second to save the day

God I’m a fucking dork.

Hahaha.

I prefer to think of it the Valar coming to the aid of the Noldor at Earendil's request

Dork.

Tom Bombadil coming to save the Hobbits from the Wights

And he'll only hold us tight

We’ll be holding on forever

This is like a total eclipse of LaHair-t

Uhoh

Oh no he di'int

Horrible

TO THE BOX

I regret this. I blame Fogel.

Of all the foolish times.

BOOM grazing armshot

THIS WILL UP THE GTE

THE ONLY PROBLEM IS I DON'T HAVE CABLE, BITCHES!

Me neither. Just react.

How...how did you beat me?

I'm quick like bunnies.

That's ok.

Just react to what you see here as if you know what’s going on. Let us be your eyes.

Gameday?

Totally but it's not amenable to GTE

In play, run(s)

"In play, run-scoring play" was so much better.

How can they let Cora hit?

WHY WHY is Matt Garza still pitching????

In Maddon we trust.

OHHH MANNNN FUCKKKK AHHH

Is anyone else nervous that Garza is still in?

Present.

.Taylor - October 19, 2008 reply

Yes, but I also get nervous when bullpen comes in

Even moreso perhaps…probably Mariner conditioning…

Is Gross any better then Baldelli?

More Garza? WTF

HOLY CRAP MADDON WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION?

Like, totally.

Why doesn't someone just react falsely.

Like, be like, DAMMIT GARZA FUCKING HOME RUN.

.Taylor - October 19, 2008 reply

Shut the fuck up!

You fucking piece of shit, Bartlett

WAit gameday says Garza is still pitching? WHAT THE FUCK!

I hate and I have always hated you Bartlett

WHAT THE FUCK?

WHAT DID I DO? GOD, WHY DO YOU HATE ME?

OH SHUT UP CARAY

Well this is just fucking great.

USE RELIEF PITCHER

MVP up your ass

OH NO YOU TAKE HIM YOU ASSCLOWN!

ALSO FUCK YOU JASON

Bye bye Garza

.Taylor - October 19, 2008 reply

I like to see a nice little hat tip.

Bartlett you are inferior to the pears after which you are named

And tea spits out over my keyboard.

Glad I could be of service

dammit now I want canned pears

This was delightfully obscure.

Because 0 on, facing the #9 hitter is so much worse than 1 on facing the #1 hitter...

Well, that is not really on Garza, he got the guy out

WHERE IS DAVID PRICE GODDAMNIT!

I’VE SEEN ENOUGH OF DAN WHEELER!

BUT BARTLETT IS +273 RUNS DEFENSIVELY

NOT WHEN IT COUNTS

TWO KEY ERRORS OVER LAST TWO GAMES GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

sterfan1?

I hate that guy.

No, I’m not him. But you know?…I understand his pessimism.

If he hadn't been that way all season I would understand.

Oh man.

I don’t know if I can take Wheeler again.

WHY WHEELER?

WHY?
WHY?
WHY?

And Wheeler throws it into the ground

Very promising

Coco is a natural lefty hitter.

TURN HIM THE FUCK AROUND

Assuming fetal position.

I'm sure there's a Dustin Pedroia joke somewhere in there

I do not like this Sam I am I do not like green eggs and Dan

….Wheeler

chick behind home plate

screenshot

anyone?

Freneau - October 19, 2008 reply

what the fuck?

Did he pick up the glove shuffle from Garza?

Ay dios

No me gusta! No me gusta!

DONDE ESTA EL BIBLIOTECA

Y DAVID PRICE

Con su lapiz.

That's not even right

LA

Hablo espanol cuando estoy muy nerviosa

Estoy muy nervioso despues miro Wheeler.

No hay.

Why are you speaking spanish and not cajun

Don't tell me Maddon feel asleep at the wheeler...

No.

Ahchiwawa that was humpburger awful.

I will throw you into magma

nononononononononononono

ASSWAAGON

UH OH's!

FUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY WHY WHY

FUCK YOU BARTLETT, FUCK YOU

PUTA

"You give the Red Sox life, and they take the life away from you."

Actually a pretty cool line

Oh christ and look who's batting

The pieces are set...

Please not like this not like this.

Why is the winning team never the team I like? Why?

Fuckityfuckballs.

Disaster incoming…

Time for Pedroia to suck once

Crappy

NOT THIS LITTLE ASSWIPE!

wax my balls with the titties of mops

Triple fucking play.

Make it happen.

If there is a triple play, I will donate a kidney to charity

NB: Robert's

OFFER UP YOURS FOR THE GOOD OF THIS

Haha jokes on the cripple

Robert : Kidney :: Darth Vader : Respitory System

Spelled wrong

You're not doing well in two languages.

The first was a word gender error

And I already have a preexisting hereditary medical condition!

Found him!!!

You're not good at this game.

Actually, Roberts kidneys are in good shape in comparison to mine

I had to have one reconstructed my junior year of high school

All the Mt. Dew has made it unusable.

Yours?

Ah

If there is a triple play, I will donate my HEART to charity.

TOMORROW.

DAN WHEELER CANNOT THROW STRIKES

FUCK OFF NIBLET!

Hit into a triple play douche-bag

STUPID PED-RIOD-A

Good god I just can't handle this.

SIT DOWN YOU FUCKING MIDGET

YES 1 gone

DOUBLE PLAY NOW FUCKERS!

Forgetting to breathe

Phew

Part 1 of 3

Plz get these other douchebags out.

Please? Do I have anything else to offer to the Dark Lord? Perhaps my own soul in exchange for a win? I’m a pretty formidable guy myself, I can wreak some havoc in this country before people figure out I’m owned by dark forces….

Eat shit, Dustin.

Nice swing from your ass small-fry

Way to go fuckhead

Like a snake in the grass cmoooooooooon kick some ass

I never knew snakes to be able to kick people.

Raptor snakes of some sort

With F-14's

Dustin is an angry little man

Way to be clutch, MVP

NOW he brings in the lefty to face Papi

MVP!

Please bring in Price now.

WHEELER YOU SUCK DONKEY DICK

TIME FOR ONE MORE ORTIZ CHOKE

*CAPS LOCK PERMANENTLY ON

YES IT'S TIME FOR FELIX-STYLE ALLCAPS GTE

THIS MAN IS A GENIUS

The Sawx magic can't work until there's two outs.

No time for complacency.

Dear Rumplestilskin, Satan, God, Zues, To whom it may concern,

If you were to give the Rays victory here, I would gladly give you my firstborn child.

Sincerly,
Jeffrey A. Keagbine

Watch your firstborn offer you up

HOW MANY JEFFS ARE THERE ON THIS SITE?

AND ZEUS WILL BE PISSED THAT YOU MISSPELLED HIS NAME.

You spelled Santa wrong

Scrappy.

IN CRUNCH-TIME YOU DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO.

I WAS SAYING HE FORGOT SCRAPPY AND SCRAPPY NEEDS SOME BURNT OFFERINGS OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT

Get some more deities in there STAT!

Is Percival available in this series? Or who closes games for the Rays nowadays?

Fuck this commentary

Pedroia is the best strike hitter in baseball?

Who are these clowns?

MarkE - October 19, 2008 reply

They really need to get their mouth out of Pedroia's balls.

Do they have their mouths in his balls or his balls in their mouths?

STRIKE OUT DAVID FUCKING ARIAS

What the hell is on Ortiz' undershirt?

I know, huh?

It’s been driving me crazy all game.

His contract with the devil.

A PENTAGRAM

BE CAREFUL HE IS +3 ENCHANTED WITH DARK MAGIC.

HE IS A GRAND LICH.

katal?

I AM WHO I AM

So he's really a sentient zombie overlord?

Rays have a 17th level cleric bitchezzzzzzzzzzz

Turn Undead! Quick!

Do you want to get beat up or something?

I NEVER ACTUALLY PLAYED D&D BUT MY OLDER BROTHER DID.

SO I KNOW THE LINGO.

That dude was crazy emotional

GROUND BALL PLEASE

I FEAR THE NEXT FEW PITCHES!

THAT'S IT ORTIZ, SPIT ON YOUR HANDS AND CLAP THEM TOGETHER

YOU TURD BURGULAR

Everyone is quiet

I think we’re all bracing for the…outcome.

My hands are shaking hard to type

THINK POSITIVE

I'm all out of this ability.

I quiver in fear.

MY TUMMY IS VERY TENSE

Wow, that lady was blinking like crazy.

Quick trade for Arthur Rhodes

He is do for a good outing

This is the opposite of good

Was that lady in the blue having a stroke?

I'M HAVING A STROKE

I would be.

She looks just how I feel.

Dear God,

Please de-priotitize the prayers for that thole World Peace/Hunger issue and move Rays fans’ to the top.

thx d00d

WORLD PEACE = NOT NEARLY AS IMPORTANT AS RAYS WIN

Phew

Part 2 of 3

GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!

STRIKE THIS FAT FUCKER OUT

That was dangerous

That was pretty close.

Nice play.

Exhale

DIRTY SLIDE

BOSTON CHEATS

Not another of these at bats.

Fucking get out already, stop fouling everything off…

Ok breathe breathe

I forgot how to...

Just force yourself to breathe out

The rest will take care of itself.

FANTASTIC CALL MR UMPIRE!

Great call there.

Coco fucked up badly.

YES SHIT FUCK PISS POOP DUNG

Corco is so stupid

Coco also

CORCO OR COCO?

ADMITTEDLY IT’S SOMETIME HARD TO DIFFERENTIATE.

WHEW LUCKY BREAK

Coco Crisp = 2009 Mariner

Can’t bunt, can’t slide.

Is anyone even watching the Seahawks game?

I just presume that they’re losing…

Does the sun rise in the east?

But hey, the Seapigeons covered!

Cash those tickets.

They've lost

They just barely managed to get 10 pts

GET THIS OUT PLEASE. ANYTHING TO GET THIS OUT.

MY LIFE FOR THIS OUT. I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THE RAYS WIN THE WORLD SERIES. I JUST WANT THEM TO BEAT THE RED SOX.

YES EXACTLY

I THINK THIS IS ALL OF OUR MINDSETS!

YES THIS IS PERFECT

Haha Crisp you cockend

Go for the bag and you’re safe. What a hippy.

MarkE - October 19, 2008 reply

I...I love you.

Whoa lag, that was supposed to go to esoteric.

FOR WHICH OF MY MANY POSTS?

DOESNT MATTER HE JUST LOVES YOU

IT WAS FOR YOUR EXPRESSION OF ULTIMATE RED SOX HATRED.

HATE IS THE PUREST EMOTION

MY HATE MAKES ME STRONG.

Why is the Rays broadcast so far behind everything else

Because god hates you.

HAHA IM ROOTING FOR THE SAME THING YOU ARE! YOUR A DUMB NOW

GOD HATES ALL OF US

CAN’T YOU SEE IT?

I have nothing to bargain with, I will merely sit here

in a quivering ball, rocking back and forth, staring through the empty eyes of a Mariners fan

I seriously had to go get another pair of pants.

I recommend a skort

hahahahaha Manny rules

DIE ASSFACE DIE

That is such a Leonidas beard

I hope he dies alone and betrayed

RAYS = EPHIALTES

I HOPE

STRIKES

SWING AT MORE BAD PITCHES

PERFECT JOB MORE OF THAT

JESUS WHY 3-0??

A walk here would really suck

KEEEEEEEL HIM

Keel moose.

STRIKE THIS MOTHERFUCKER OUT NOW FUCKER!

He is an evil chia pet

ASSFACE, STRIKE OUT! ASSFACE, STRIKE OUT! ASSFACE, STRIKE OUT! ASSFACE, STRIKE OUT!

THIS IS GOING TO BE SO UNFORTUNATE

fucccckk

OH NOES!!!!

And there's three more outs after this.

I can’t take this anymore.

GREEK GOD OF SUC......

DAMNIT!

oh noooo

NO. NO.

NO.

WHY

WHY WHY WHY WHY???

AHHHHHHH MONKEY TITS

OH MOTHERFUCK BRADFORD

AHHHHHHHH!

THIS IS GOING TO GO WELL

THANKS

Epic fail on Bradfors side

BRING IN PRICE NOW

NOW NOW NOW

WHY DO WE NOT DESERVE HAPPY

It's because we touch ourselves at night.

Either that or we were born Seattle sports fans, doomed to failure.

Why does baseball make me cry? Because I will. I will cry.

You won't be alone and it won't be just the ladies.

It feeds on the tears of the innocent

OMG OMG OMG

FOUR BALLS TOO MANY

I HATE BALLS

Price in

PLEASE GOD I WILL NEVER SIN AGAIN IF YOU GIVE ME AN OUT HERE!

THE BARGINING IS NOT WORKING

IT CAN'T HURT TO TRY

FINE I WILL ALSO OFFER UP THE SOUL OF MY FIRSTBORN

MAYBE YOU AND ESOTERIC SHOULD GET TOGETHER.

HAWT

I'M SURE OUR RESPECTIVE PARTNERS WOULD BE FINE WITH THE SOULS OF OUR FIRSTBORNS BEING SOLD

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Ian Furness just said the Cardinals clinched the NFC West

He’s funny.

NOBODY CARES ABOUT FOOTBALL

NOT RIGHT NOW

FAIR ENOUGH.

DANGER DANGER DANGER CANT YOU SEE THE DANGER THIS IS DANGEROUS

IMMINENT DANGER. IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU ALL SEE HOW DANGER THIS GAME IS IN

MUST GET THIS GUY OUT

PERMACAPS ACTIVATED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

I like how half the people here are suddenly religious converts

AND CAPS CONVERTS

I WISH THERE WAS A SUPER CAPS LOCK TO PROPERLY CONVEY MY UNSTABLE EMOTIONAL STATE

I hope the Rays get to the world series and lose

THIS IS ACCEPTABLE

I PROMISE ETERNAL ALLEGIANCE TO QUEEN FRAG IF THE RAYS WIN

TOOOO MANY R'S IN THAT SENTENCE

TOO MUCH NERD IN THAT SENTENCE

I DONT KNOW WHY WE'RE YELLING

STRIKE 1

What is Pena going to say to Price?

Pena has never been here before, either. Don’t put shit into the kid’s mind!

THIS GAME IS GIVING ME A SPHINCTERAL HERNIA

STRIKE 2

I WANT YOU PEOPLE TO HAVE YOUR PRETZELS

PRICE! PRICE! PRICE! PRICE! PRICE! PRICE! PRICE! PRICE! PRICE! PRICE! PRICE! PRICE! PRICE! PRICE! PRICE! PRICE! PRICE! PRICE! PRICE!

MAN HE'S GOT GREAT STUFF

COUNTS IS 0-2 HERE COMES THE HORRIBLE PAIN

I REJECT DOOM

I CAN'T WATCH

YES!

This was fucking premature

THIS IS WHERE IT WILL HURT THE MOST

WE'RE ALL ON ALLCAPS NOW AREN'T WE?

IT'S NOT SAFE TO HOPE

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phew

Part 3 of 3

Debatable

just kidding that wasn't a strike at all

Poor Red Sox

WHEEEEEEEEE

J.W. Pezzino - October 19, 2008 reply

PLEASE GOD DON'T DO WHAT I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO DO

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STRUCK HIS ASS FUCKING OUT

THE PRICE IS RIGHT MOTHERBITCHESZZZZZ

HEEELL YEAAAAAAAH

JD DREW GO SIT THE FUCK DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!

Oh wow.

SCARED

I LOVE YOU DAVID PRICE AND WANT TO MARRY YOU AND HAVE BABIES FOR YOU BIG SEXY FUNKMONKEY

PRINCE PRICE! PRINCE PRICE! PRINCE PRICE! PRINCE PRICE! PRINCE PRICE! PRINCE PRICE! PRINCE PRICE! PRINCE PRICE! PRINCE PRICE! PRINCE PRICE! PRINCE PRICE! PRINCE PRICE!

Oh... Oh my god..... Are you.... he....

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YESSSSSSS PAINT ON THE CORNER FUCKING BEST PITCH EVER

DAVID FUCKING PRICE DAVID FUCKING PRICE DAVID FUCKING PRICE DAVID FUCKING PRICE DAVID FUCKING PRICE DAVID FUCKING PRICE DAVID FUCKING PRICE DAVID FUCKING PRICE DAVID FUCKING PRICE DAVID FUCKING PRICE DAVID FUCKING PRICE DAVID FUCKING PRICE DAVID FUCKING PRICE

WERTFGJFLGHJSDGJKHDFSMJLGHJKLGHKLSJGHGHK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Holy shit you guys.

It's clear we're living vicariously here. Roll with it.

J.W. Pezzino - October 19, 2008 reply

No, I'm digging it too.

I just sit back and take a breath once in a while before jumping back in. If this were the M’s, I woudln’t have the presence of mind to say mildly “holy shit.”