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PART 2 FUCKER YEAH!
RAYS RAY RAYS
PRICE PIRCE PIRCE PRICE RAYS RAYS RAYS
HERE WE FUCKING GO!
DONT DO THAT IT FREAKED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
FUCKING YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RAYYYYYYYYYYYS
PRICE CLOSING THE 9TH WOULD GIVE ME GREAT INAPPROPRIATE GRATIFICATION
HE LOOKS LIKE HE WOULD BE A COOL PERSON TO HANG OUT WITH
WHAT A LAZY FLY
PRICE IS A MAN & HE'S 40!!!!!
THE PRICE IS FUCKING RIGHT!
FUCKING RAYS. DO NOT PULL PRICE!!!
ALL THAT IS GOOD AND PURE IS RIDING ON THIS GAME
MORE RUNS MORE MORE MORE
TIME TO SKULLFUCK THE SOX
HAVE A BROTHER HAVE A RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS
THIS GAME IS GOING TO KILL ME
I'M FLIPPING MY ALLEGIANCE TO JESUS

BECAUSE I KNOW IN MY HEART THAT THE RAYS ARE GOD’S CHOSEN TEAM. C’MON RAYS!

STOP WITH THE PRICE IS RIGHT PUNS
AGREED FUCK THAT SHIT
AT LEAST I WAS FIRST
THAT PUN WAS LAME BEFORE YOU WERE BORN.
HIS WAS KINDA FUNNY
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A FUNNY 'PRICE IS RIGHT OR WRONG' JOKE.

ADAM SANDLER RUINED IT FOR EVERYONE.

I THINK IF HE SCREWS UP IT SHOULD BE APPROPRIATE TO SAY "THE PRICE IS WRONG MOTHERFUCKERS"

WHILE EMPHASIZING WRONG

I JUST REALLY LIKE THE SHOW

MY FAVORITE IS PLINKO

WHAT ABOUT "IT'S TIME TO PAY THE PRICE"
This comment got me to sign up.

… to rec’ it on just on the slim possibility it was a ‘Home Movies’ reference.

JEFF WHY ARE YOU HIDING?
I THINK THIS GAME IS KILLING HIM
HE'S SCARED - CAN YOU BLAME THE MAN?

LET HIM HIDE, HE’S DONE ENOUGH FOR US ALREADY.

He cares too much to comment.
LET'S MAKE THIS AN ALL-CAPS THREAD, FOR BETTER OR WORSE.
LATE ASSHOLE IT ALREADY IS
HEY DOOD IT WAS MY SUGGESTION IN THE FIRST PLACE

ALTHOUGH TO BE FAIR WE WERE ALL TRENDING THAT WAY TO BEGIN WITH.

I HAVE A PICTURE OF DANGER MOUSE QUEUED UP AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY ANYMORE.
DON'T TAKE IT DOWN, IT'S GOOD
THE GUY FROM GNARLS BARKLEY?
I AM RAMPANTLY GAY FOR DAVID PRICE NOW
SO WHERE IS JEFF?
NO ONE IN THE PEN. PRICE IN THE 9TH
I NEVER KNEW DAVID PRICE WAS A AFRICAN AMERICANS
HE ISN'T JUST ONE, HE IS TWO.
DUDE IS LIKE THE ANTI-KHALI GREEN
IT'S HILARIOUS OR SHOULD I SAY HILARIPUS

BECAUSE I’M SURPRISED ABOUT IT EVERY TIME MYSELF.

I DIDN'T KNOW JAMES SHIELDS WAS EITHER FOR A TIME
WHAT?
WELL HE'S BROWN OR VERY TAN ANYWAYS
HERE WE FUCKING GO!
THE SOX CAN EAT THE NUGGETS OUT OF MY DUNG
HEY BLUE GO FUCK YOURSELF IN THE EAR.
THIS TASK WOULD PROVE MOST DIFFICULT

WE MUST OFFER ASSISTANCE BECAUSE THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN

THREE MORE OUTS THREE MORE OUTS THREE MORE OUTS
3 tO GO

i SUCK AT cAPS lOCK

iT'S HARD TO STOP USING THE SHIFT BUTTON.
***IT COMES DOWN TO THIS***

wOOHOO WHEN I FEEL HEAVY METALLLLL

THIS WILL BE THE BEST OR WORST THING EVER
I WILL NOT FIDDLE CAT NUKE THIS THREAD BUT SOMEBODY BETTER DO IT INSTEAD
I AM SCARED OF THE CONSEQUENCES BUT IF THE WORLD NEEDS A HERO I WILL BE YOUR HERO BABY

I WILL KISS AWAY YOUR PAIN (OH YEAH)

PRICE PRICE PRICE PRICE PRICE
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
COMES ON RAYS BE THE STUPIDEST YOU HAVE EVER BEEN
NO FUCK YOU
THAT APPARENTLY FLEW OVER YOUR HEAD

AND DONT MAKE ME CUT YOU

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
STEP BACK AND GIVE THE MAN SOME SPACE
FUCK YOU D BAG.
WOW PEOPLE ARE CLUELESS THAT WAS A GOOD REFERENCE
CAN'T WAIT TO READ SIMMONS ARTICLE ABOUT FUCKING LOSING LIKE THE PATRIOTS
GUY KEPT IT REAL ABOUT THE SONICS

OTHERWISE I’D BE LAUGHING ABOUT HIM RIGHT NOW

TRUE

HE ACTUALLY IS FUN TO READ WHEN HE ISN’T MASTURBATING ABOUT BOSTON

WOW, THE CAPS ARE HARD ON THE EYES
SIT A LITTLE FURTHER BACK, IT HELPS
WELCOME THE THE PRICE IS RIGHT.

PLEASE COME DOWN SO HE CAN EAT YOUR FUCKING SOUL!

YOU WILL BE KILLED BY THE MOB FOR OUTLAWED PUNS
MASSIVELY LATE AND BANNED
BAY, KOTSAY, TEK

NOT WHAT BOSTON WANTS TO PINT ITS HOPES ON

ESPECAILLY WHEN THE UMP LIKES DAVID PRICE SO MUCH

THAT HE WILL GIVE HIM A STRIKE ON A LOW PITCH.

EVERYONE REMEMBER WHAT HOPE GETS US

HOW CAN YOU ALL BE SO CONFIDENT?

ZOMG NO POLITICS
I HATE YOU BUT THAT WAS FUNNY
THIS IS HTE PENNICALE OF EXISTANCE
SO WHO DO YOU GOT

RAYS OR MOYER?

NO IT IS NOT TOO EARLY

MOYER

BUT RAYS IN 5 GAMES

YEAH IT'S STILL PRICE
WOOOOO PRICE
THIS THREAD IS HARD TO READ.
READABILITY MOST BE SACRIFICED FOR GTE
YEAH BUST HIS FUCKING KNEE OFF

IF YOU CAN’T GET HIM OUT

LOWRIE SUCKS, FYI.
STRIKE HIM OUT STRIKE HIM OUT STRIKE HIM OUT STRIKE HIM OUT
WHOOO WIFFING.
HAY GUYS CHIP CARAY THINKS THE RED SOX STILL HAVE A SHOT
FUCK YOU CHIP
DOOD SHUT THE FUCK UP.
TAKE HIM DOWN PRICE
OH WHAT THER FUCKING FUCK
DID CHIP CARAY JUST SAY "HE GAWN"?
THROW THE LOW STRIKE!
THAT WAS A STRIKE, FUCKER.
OH FUCK THAT CALL.

FIRST BASE UMP NEEDS TO DIE FROM NOT BOWING TO THE PRICE.

BULLSHIT HE WENT
MOTHERFUCKER THAT WAS A SWING
umps want WS ratings :(
FUCK HIM UP YOU FUCKING FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT OPEN AREA IN THE STANDS?
PART OF THE FAMILY AREA

MEANING NO ALCOHOL, SPONSORED BY CHECKERS

THAT WAS A FUCKING STRIKE
IT MAKES UP FOR THE CALL AGAINST DREW

FAIR IS FAIR

FUCK DREW
IN THE EAR.
BY THE WAY, THAT'S HOW YOU GET HEARING AIDS.
WHY HAVE YOU NOT BEEN BOXED
DON'T MAKE SUGGESTIONS HEART NOLA
STOP BEING A SOX SYMPAHTISER THEN
DON'T MAKE SUGGESTIONS HEART NOLA
THATS NOT A REAL WALK, ITS FINE.
NO THAT IS NOT WHAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO DO
WHAT THE FUCK UMP!!!!!
DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
FUCK PRICE YOURE MAKING THIS DIFFICULT
COCK ANUS WHORE URINE MANURE SPHINCTER
MOTHERFUCKER WAS OUT
GROUND BALL GROUND BALL GROUND BALL
THIS IS BAD THIS IS BAD THIS IS BAD THIS IS BAD

CAN WE NOT DO THIS LETTING PEOPLE ON BASE THING ANYMORE

DUIE DIE DIE DIDE DIE DIE
FAILED NUMBER ONE DRAFT PICK
HUSH YOUR DIRTY COMMUNIST MOUTH
NONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONONONOON
WAY TO BUNT

PUNK

LAST BATTER MY DICK.

FUCK YOU CHIP CAREY.

I'M GOING TO SMOKE A CIGARETTE RIGHT NOW

WHEN I COME BACK I WANT TO SEE A GIDP. I KNOW IT CAN HAPPEN. I’M THINKING POSITIVE.

I WISH I HAD ONE
I DON'T KNOW HOW HE CAN LEAVE TO DO THIS
I COULD SMOKE ONE WITHOUT LEAVING
HOW CAN YOU LEAVE I CERTAINLY CANT
I'M BACK WOMAN
BUT DID YOU SEE?
I SAW! I WAS THERE! I HEARD IT HAPPEN!!
THERE ARE TO BE NO MORE MEN TOUCHING THE BASES.

NO MORE

I'LL ASSUME IT'S AN ALLCAPS THREAD

I HOPE DAVID PRICE DOESN’T GO DWIGHT GOODEN ON EVERYONE IF HE SAVES THIS GAME.

STRIKE HIM OUT STRIKE HIM OUT STRIKE HIM OUT STRIKE HIM OUT
THROW THAT SLIDER AGAIN
THE FIRSTBASEMAN BUNTS WITH 2 DOWN AND ONE ON BASE? FAIL
STRIKE THIS WASHED UP BASTARD OUT
BUNTING DOWN 2 RUNS?

ARE YOU NUCKING FUTZ?

THIS IS A BAD THING

BAD THINGS LEAD TO MEMORIES I TRY TO FORGET BUT COME BACK WHENEVER I TRY TO SMILE

LIKE THAT TIME WITH MY UNCLE
SOME BODY ENJOYED THAT TIME WITH YOUR UNCLE
WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THAT ANYMORE

HE’S A RED SOX FAN

MAYBE IT WAS TOM BRADY
I SAID SLIDER COKE WHORE
K!!!!!!!!!!!!1
BARKER

THAT PRICE IS RIGHT.

THIS IS LIKE THE 10TH TIME SOMEONE HAS MADE THIS PUN
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

DOUBLE PLAY!

FINISH THEM!

OH YEAH STRIKEOUT GIVE IT TO ME BABY
HAHAHAHHAA FUCK YOU KOTSAY YOU WASHED UP PRICK
I FEAR THIS AT BAT
SIT DOWN YOU PIECE OF DOUCHE
1 AWAY FINISH THESE RED SOCKED BITCHES
THIS THREAD IS BROKEN.
OK OK I WOULD LIKE MY HEART TO START BEATING AGAIN SO LETS FINISH THIS
THIRTEEN DPS IS NOT ENOUGH
HAHAH CHIP CAREY IS RETARDED.

LOL

RAYS RAYS RAYS
TARD

AS MUCH AS MARY CAREY?

VARITEK GIDP PERFECTTTTTTTTTT WAYYY TO ENDDDDD ITTTT
OMG THE RAYS ARE ONE PITCH AWAY FROM THE PENNENT
NO PH? THIS HAS GIDP WRITTEN ALL OVER IT.
NO IT DOESN'T IT HAS MASSIVE HEARTBREAK STENCILED IN BLOOD
GO SIT THE FUCK DOWN!
VARITEK IS OLD AND KINDA HOMELY LOOKIN
SO THIS KID MAY ACTUALLY BE GOOD
THAT WAS EPIC FAIL SWING.

GIVE IT UP VARITEK.

STRIKE HIM OUT STRIKE HIM OUT STRIKE HIM OUT STRIKE HIM OUT
JASON VARITEK IS FUCKING DONE, AND THIS WILL BE HIS LAST AB PLEASE
C'MON STIRKE HIM OUT!
WOW WAY TO BE SOX SYMPATHYZERS COMMENTATORS.

ASS BAGS.

ONE MORE FUCKER ONE MORE YEAHSLKHKLSEHJFLKSJDHF!!!!

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

FUCK MY PUSSY! FUCK MY PUSSY! FUCK MY PUSSY! FUCK MY PUSSY! FUCK MY PUSSY!

(/ENGLISHMARINER)

MORE FUCK YES ENSUES.
HELL YEAH!!!!!!!
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
STI THE FUCK DOWN YOU SHIT
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
GIDP OR K NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
OH SWEET JESUS COME ON RAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG YOU HUYGS OMG YOU GUYS YOU

GUYSSSSS

HOW MANY MORE OUTS DO WE NEED?

HOW MANY RSN?? I CANT TELL!

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
PRICY

LOVELY OFF-SPEED STUFF. EL CAPITAN GOES DOWN!

THE CAPTAIN ALWAYS GOES DOWN WITH HIS SHIP

TWO OUTS

YEAHHHHHHHH

SIT THE FUCK DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNN

SIT THE FUCK DOWN!
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

OHGODOHGODOHGOD

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

LAST AB OF VARITEKS CAREER PLEAASE PERFECT

GO RIDE THE PINE YOU DICK
COMMENTATORS ARE DOWN
HERE WE FUCKING GO!
PRICE YOU SEXY HUNK OF MAN FLESH
LOVING THESE LOW STRIKES

KEEP EM COMING!

IT HAPPPENDED KSDHFKLDSFHLKDFSHGLKDSJHGKLJSGHFGHSDFG

SUCK IT RED SOX!!!!!!!!!!

JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE TAMPA BAY DEVIL RAYS ARE IN THE WORLD SERIES!
YESYESYEYSYESYEYSYEYSEYSYESYEYSYEYSY
DANGER MOUSE SUMMONED!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK MY PUSSY! FUCK MY PUSSY! FUCK MY PUSSY! FUCK MY PUSSY! FUCK MY PUSSY!
IWAMURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LKFHDLJKDFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
whooooooooooooooooooooO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
RAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JED LOWRIE WILL HAVE THE REPUTATION OF A CHOKER

AFTER THIS AB, I GUARANTEE IT

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WAS RIGHT THERE ARE TEARS. BUT THE GOOD KIND
RAYS WIN RAYS WIN THEY ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES

I CAN’T BELIEVE IT YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
YESSSSS

TAMPA NATIVE IN SEATTLE JUST CAME A LITTLE BIT.

THERE IS JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ADFSLASJ;DOFEAOIRWE RT!!!!
I LOVE YOU GUYS I LOVE YOU ALL

I’M SO DRUNK RIGHT NOW I LOVE YOU ALL

OH MY GOD OH MDFKUHKFWERKGWSUGKWSDGKUUGJ

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FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SUCK ON MY DICK FUCKIGN RED SOX

RAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

RAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

FIDDLE CAT FIDDLE CAT FIDDLE CAT FIDDLE CAT

RAYS IN THE WORLD SERIES

IN THEIR 11TH SEASON. MARINERS = 32 AND COUNTING

DON'T MENTION THE MARINERS RIGHT NOW.

THIS IS A RAYS MOMENT.

woooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhioooooooooooooooooO
WHOOOOOPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
And the "Never Been to the WS" Club

Is down to 3

DOWNER
Not hardly.

Just a step closer to another elite M’s club

M's, Rangers, Nationals?
HOLY SHIT WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS
OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

JED LOWRIE IS A FUCKIGN CHOKER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
SAWX NOT CLUTCH!
I LOVE THIS GAME
WOW! Good for them...

But, GOD..I wish so much that was us. I am just a tad depressed now.

THIS THREAD READS LIKE ONE GIGANTIC ORGY

RAYS ORGY RAYS ORGY RAYS ORGY RAYS ORGY RAYS ORGY RAYS ORGY RAYS ORGY RAYS ORGY

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ALL OVER

ROBERTS FACE

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Whatever you want kind sir
FUCK YEAH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WE GOT HAPPY WE GOT HAPPY!
IT TASTES SO SPECIAL
LIKE A SUGAR COATED COOKIE
WITH NERDS AND GUMMY BEARS
AGAIN: I LOVE ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SO MUCH I'M SO GLAD WE WERE ALL HERE TO CELEBRATE THIS

I LOVE YOU ALL. WE SHARED A SPECIAL MOMENT THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH OUR TEAM BUT GODDAMMIT IT FELT FUCKING INCREDIBLE.

AWW THANKS POWDER LIPS : ) : ) : )
ON THE ONE HAND: FUCK YOU

ON THE OTHER HAND: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSS!!!

FINALLY

FINALLYFINALLY

SWEEEEEEEEEEEET VICTORY!
IM GOING TO

WATCH THE WORLD SERIES FOR THE FRIST TIME SINCE BOSTON WASNT ANNOYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

TAKE THAT SAWX NATION
RAYZ

I HOPE THEY DON’T SUFFER A ROCKIES-LIKE FATE IN THE WORLD SERIES.

THAT JUST MEANS

RING FOR MOYER

FIRST TIME SINCE 1991 THE WORLD SERIES IS A WIN/WIN

FUCK YEAH BROTHER YOU GOT IT EXACTLY RIGHT

RAYS BEAT THE SATANIC SOX, FROM HERE ON OUT IT’S ALL GRAVY MOTHERFUCKER.

GHOST RIDE THE FUCKING WHIP

WHATS MY NAME ITS PARTRICK SWANZEY

`

ITS TRYING TO BREAK MY COMPUTER AND I COULD CARE LESS

GHOSTBUSTERS, THEY’RE THE POLICE

TAP THAT TAP THAT OPEN UP THE DOOR OPEN THE DOOR

WHATS GHOST RIDING THATS GHOST RIDING YOU KNOW YOU KNOW NOW YOU KNOW

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE I HAVE A FEELING THIS SONG/VIDEO WAS MADE ESPECIALLY FOR WHITE PEOPLE
THIS IS SO SPECIAL
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSS
THIS IS FUN TO WATCH
EXPERIENCE BITCHES!
YOU CAN'T COUNT ON YOUR YOUNG GUYS IN THE PLAYOFFS NOPE NO SIR
Where is fiddle cat anyway?
THEY LOOK SO HAPPY
I HOPE NOBODY GOT INJURED THERE CELEBRATING
THEY DON'T KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THIS MOMENT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE YOUNG
AND THEN THERE WERE THREE
I JUST WOKE UP MY NEIGHBORS, FOR SURE.
THERE BUT FOR THE GRACE OF GOD GO WE
GOD IS GOING TO COME FOR US BECAUSE WE OWE HIM ALOT

PRAY HE NEVER READS THIS THREAD

WE OWE QUITE A FEW SOULS THAT WE DO NOT ACTUALLY POSSESS
IT'S KINDA LIKE THE CREDIT CRISIS SOMEHOW

BUT I HAVEN’T WORKED OUT THE IMPLICATIONS YET.

IT WAS GOOD OF ESOTERIC TO SACRIFICE US

THE NEEDS OF THE MANY OUTWEIGH THE NEEDS OF THE FEW. OR THE ONE

YES I JUST QUOTED STAR TREK 2, I’M THAT HAPPY!!!

WOW NAVARRO JUMPED INTO PRICE'S ARMS

HOLY CRAP IT SHOULD BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND

RAYS RAYS RAYS I SHALL LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH YOU

ALL HAIL THE RAYS!!!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

FUCK YOU SOX

FUCK YOU IN YOUR STUPID ASSES

My plan of not watching to not be a jinx worked!

I’m not even mad I watched the Seahawks game now!

THANK YOU BRETT. BUT IT'S TIME TO SWITCH TO ALL-CAPS
THIS IS NOT A PROBLEM
I WISH I HAD CABLE SO I COULD SEE THE ON-FIELD CELEBRATION

AS IT IS I HAVE RADIO AND FUCK IT I DON’T CARE

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

PRETZELS FOR EVERYONE

HUZZAH

FUCK THE RED SOX CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
RAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSS

NEEES 6TO BE SMALLER AND MORE BREAKTACULAR
THIS SITUATION WARRANTS LARGENESS AND BREAKLESSNESS
I AM GLAD MY COMPUTER DOESN"T CRASH WHEN PEOPLE DO THIS
USE YOUR CAPS LOCK AND NOT SHIFT

THE QUOTATION MARKS GAVE IT AWAY

I NEVER USE TE CAPS LOCK KEY
WOHOOOOOOOOO!

NOW IT’S A FUCKING PARTY!

MY COMPUTER JUST IMPLODED AND I DONT CARE
SOMEHOW THIS IS OK TODAY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
CELEBRATION RONALD MCDONALD?
WITH PROPELLERKILIS
UH OHS

OH FUCK OH OH OH NIGHTMARES
HAPPY NIGHTMARES

PESADILLAS DIVERTIDAS!

YES YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES
I DESPISE YOU SOMETIMES
WHEEEEE! I PRETEND SOMEONE CUT IT OFF AND I AM WATCHING IT FLY OFF HIS BODY
YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD PLAYER ROUND ROUND ROUND
This is the worst thing in the history of ever.
So fucking awesome.
AHHHHHHH STAB STAB STAB
YES YES YES YES YES
FIDDLE CAT

HOW DOES MUSIC GET MADE WITH A FIDDLE WHEN YOU DON’T HAVE A BOW?

HE HAS A BOW

AND ITS A CELLO TOO IF YOU WANT TO GET TECHNICAL

AND EVEN SO FINGER PLUCKING WORKS JUST FINE
DOES SAGER'S CONTRACT PREVENT HIM FROM SHOWING HIS TEETH WHEN HE TALKS?
I DON'T RECALL SEEING SAGER AT ALL TONIGHT. WAS I JUST NOT PAYING ENOUGH ATTENTION?
I JUST SAW HIM IN THE INTERVIEW WITH DAVID PRICE

HE HAD ON A SUIT, AND WAS TALKING WHILE OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO HIDE HIS TEETH

WAS HIS SUIT UP TO PAR?
I WONDER THIS ALSO
HE'S WAS JUST ON AGAIN.

IT’S SORTOF A STRIPEY NUMBER. IT’S NOT HIS BEST, BUT IT WILL DO.

IT’S UNFORTUNATE THAT HE DIDN’T BUST OUT SOMETHING ABSOLUTELY EGREGIOUS FOR GAME 7.

IF ANYBODY ELSE WAS WEARING THAT IT WOULD BE THE MOST EGREGIOUS THING ANYBODY HAS EVER WORN

SAGER HAS SET THE BAR SO HIGH THAT IT GOES UNNOTICED. LIKE JEFF’S WRITE UP ON PUJOLS BEFORE

YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE A POINT.
ABSOLUTELY

GREY WITH THICK WHITE PINSTRIPES, AND A PURPLE-PATTERN TIE THAT WAS THE PURPLEST AND PATTERNEST TIE EVER PUT AROUND A NECK

See, it isn't it better to raise the hopes of the Red Sox's and then crush them like this?
THAT WAS GREAT
YES

except for the old people

OR 22 YEAR OLDS WITH A FEW GRAY HAIRS
WORLD SERIES PARTY AT MY HOUSE

I’M COOKING

I'M FLYING TO FUCKING SEATTLE JUST TO ATTEND
I AM CONSIDERING THIS
CAN I GET THERE FROM SALEM?

I’LL MAKE COOKIES.

YEAH!

Pretzels for everyone!

ANYONE WHO DOESN'T ATTEND IS A COMMUNIST
YES EVERYONE IS INVITED

GIN IS WELCOME

I AM MAKING A RAYS CAKE GODDAMMIT

WHERE I'M ON MY WAY
DETAILS DURING THE WEEK

HOUSE IS IN SEATTLE – WE CAN ALL FIT AND THERE IS A ROOM IN THE BASEMENT FOR BANNING YOU IF YOU MESS UP MY HOUSE

SLUMBER PARTY!!!!
danger
SHOTTY COUCH
WHATEVER SHOTTY THE EXTRA BED
NOLA WINS THE GUEST ROOM

BUT THERE ARE BEAN BAGS A PLENTY FOR SNOOZING (SHUT UP I KNOW THEY ARE NOT FASHIONABLE THEY ARE FOR THE KIDS)

BEAN BAGS ARE ACTUALLY MAD COMFORTABLE TO SLEEP ON I HAVE DONE IT MANY A TIME
KUDOS TO ME FOR KNOWING THERE IS A GUEST ROOM
SHOTTY MY HOUSE SINCE IT'S ONLY HALF AN HOUR AWAY AND I WILL VERY LIKELY BE WORKING THE NEXT DAY
STOP BRAGGING
NOT BRAGGING AT ALL

WORK WILL HAVE TO BE AT 8 THE NEXT MORNING SO I WILL BE UNABLE TO DRINK MUCH

WILL MAKE SURE YOU ARE HOME SAFELY - RENTON IS ONLY 10 MINUTES AWAY
WAIT WHY DO I THINK YOU LIVE IN RENTON
HE DOES HE SAID IT ALREADY
OH EXCELLENT THANKS NOLA
UNLESS YOU'RE A STALKER WHICH IS WEIRD BUT WHATEVER
HEY.

JUST BECAUSE SOME OF US ARE TALENTED AT DIFFERENT THINGS

BRAGGING FOR BEING IN THE TIME ZONE
OH. WELL THEN...

*RASPBERRY PBTPBTPBTPBTPBTPTBTPBT

I SLEEP NAKED
DON'T WORRY NO ONE WILL COME NEAR YOU
YOU CAN SLEEP IN THE BASEMENT ROOM AND HAVE MUCH PRIVACY IF NECESSARY
THIS IS A PLUS AS THERE IS NOWHERE NOT PAINFUL TO HIDE A RAZOR
SOLD SOLD

I WILL DO WHAT I CAN TO MAKE A SMALL APPEARANCE, DEPENDING ON THE DAY

MOVE YOUR HOUSE TO CONNECTICUT
OR AT LEAST IN THE MIDDLE
I AM THINKING OF BUYING A FARM HOUSE IN VIRGINIA BUT I DO NOT LIVE THERE YET - ALSO VIRGINIA IS NOT CONNECTICUT SO NEVER MIND
NEXT TIME I'M IN SEATTLE I REQUEST ONE
Seriously, we need to get together and watch at least one game as a community.

A pizza place or something that will allow everyone to come to it.

Sit back and think about what we just witnessed.

Think about the reality we all currently exist in.

The Tampa Bay Rays are the American League Champions.

And then there were 3

Nationals, Rangers, Mariners.

A well run organization without a budget makes the World Series. A wonderful thing indeed.
NOW WE GET PRETZELS!!!!!!!
I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO BELIEVED
I never believed and this made me happier than if I did
YOU ARE LIKE ME

MY GIRLFRIEND GETS ON MY ASS ABOUT MY INCREDIBLE PESSIMISM BUT DAMMIT IT PAYS ON IN SITUATIONS LIKE THIS.

THIS IS WHAT GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR
I THOUGHT THEY WERE FOR OTHER THINGS

I’VE BEEN DOING IT WRONG

Yes but you don't like baseball to be fun
HE CERTAINLY DOES NOT
ACTUALLY I DID TOO!
LOW EXPECTATIONS CAN MAKE SURPRISES FUN
Apparently, not everything in the world sucks.

Unbelievable.

Congratulations to Tampa Bay and their fans.

Thank you for defeating the Red Sox.

I’m not gonna root for either team in the World Series. I just want a good one.

I'm smiling

Thank you Rays

SOMEONE EXPLAIN 9=8 AND 9=2
SOME SORT OF MATH EQUATION
THIS IS ALL THAT MATTERS NOW
I want to someday experience this for myself.

I want to experience what they are feeling.

As a Mariners fan, I can say with certainty...

That we’ll never feel this way.

FUCK YOU
Once this organizations gets it collective head oout of its ass, I'll feel better.
I disagree.

We will win the World Series. The first steps are already underway.

9=8

9 guys performing = final eight aka playoffs
9=2 never heard but prop. the same with sorld series

THANK YOU RAYS FOR SOMETHING GOOD THIS SEASON!!!!!!!

OMG thankyou RAYS!!!!! OMG

I WONDER IF THEY CAN HEAR ME CLAPPING FOR THEM HERE IN RENTON

I’M TRYING MY BEST

I can't believe I actually got some enjoyment out of baseball this year
I'm so happy that went the full 7 games!
this series was fuckin masterful
"All the fans across the Nation"

You mean us?

OKAY, I DIDN'T NOTICE THE TIE AS MUCH AS THE SUIT.

THE TIE IS PRETTY FUNKY.

MOST PURPLEST AND PATTERNEST

I WASN’T USING MUCH HYPERBOLE

I LOVE THIS DESCRIPTION
I MERELY SPEAK THE TRUTH
NEEDS MOAR POINTED TOED PURPLE SHOES
YOU KNOW THEY'RE THERE, TOO

PURPLE GATOR SKINS

OH GOD I WISH THEY WOULD SHOW SUCH WONDERS
Sager is the best story about this post season.
needs more tie
ARCHIVES
AND SHOE
THEY DON'T OFTEN SHOW HIS SHOES
THIS IS THE GAYEST CONVERSATION I'VE EVER HAD

BUT FUCK IT

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYSS

I AM SAD ABOUT THIS BUT GRATEFUL FOR THE PHOTO FROM LAST NIGHT
I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE IT
I have a tie that looks like that
1,2,3 POP BOTTLES
I THOUGHT YOU SAID PILLS AND OMG FUCK ME
I CAN'T SLEEP
THIS IS POSING A PROBLEM TO ME AS WELL

HELLOOOOOOOOO AMBIEN

6 AM here but I dont care
I'M SICK AS HELL AND WILL ALSO NOT BE ABLE TO SLEEP

THIS GAME DIDN’T HELP AT ALL THOUGH

WHERE IS JEFF?
Now to rub this in with every casual Red Sox fan I meet until they break down in tears
I LIVE IN CONNECTICUT

FUN TIMES WILL BE HAD TOMORROW

Now I must drink. And plan. And rejoice.
Oh my God it is so goddamn loud in here

This is the best business vacation EVER

Did he just say "shit"? Funny.
Did he? I missed it.
I BELIEVE SO.

ALSO: “CLASSIEST ACTS IN BASEBALL”… BOSTON?!

QUIT SLOBBERING ALL OVER THEIR KNOBS, TBS.

I know! I have been to Boston and it has never been called "Classy", about anything.
Matt Garza is a fan of Tupac
I CALLED THIS IN NOVEMEBER JUST ASK FUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
D-RAYSBAY COULD BE CRAZIER BUT IT'S ACTUALLY QUITE TAME

go bears!
They gave up 41 points today.
now to crush phillie
The Rays already won. Getting to the World Series is a win.
I really wish I had a Red Sox hat to wear tomorrow
lucky i do...
the best thing about this thread

is that I discovered uncyclopedia.org.

This article is just genius.

CAN THEY PICK A BETTER SONG THAN "I LOVE THIS TOWN" ALREADY?
It's over for the year at least.

NO MORE TBS WOOOOOO!!!!!!!

I think I like their presentation more than FOX though.

If nothing else, it’s prettier and it has Sager.

HOW ABOUT THURSDAY

CAN EVERYONE MAKE IT TO MY HOUSE FOR GAME 2?

(I would do Friday but I am flying out of town Friday)
BUT FRIDAY'S THE BEST FOR ME

HOWEVER I MAY BE ABLE TO SWING PART OF THURSDAY. FANPOST IT AT SOME POINT WITH THE FULL DETAILS

BUT YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY CHANGE YOUR PLANS TO BETTER TO SUIT MY SCHEDULE
I AM FLYING TO VEGAS WITH MY MOTHER THAT MEANS I CANNOT CHANGE MY SCHEDULE
WHATEVER

LOSER

I CAN'T WAIT TO ENJOY YOUR CHARM IN PERSON AT MY HOUSE WHILE I FEED YOU FOR FREE
I HOPE YOU'RE PICKING UP MY SARCASM

BECAUSE OTHERWISE I SOUND LIKE A TOTAL DICK

I have to ask myself how crazy I am.

Because I COULD drive out of here Thursday night and make it in time.

I however could not.
I'll be your proxy.
I expect to be there in spirit and in the spirits.
How drunk does that mean I have to be?
Well it's usually only 2 drinks and I'm gone, but make sure it's gin.
I will make the boys pose for photos under a "Sorry NOLA" sign
buy me a ticket and yes
I, too, will attend for the price of airfare.
We can all take a group LL plane!
with Snoop Dogg as our pilot
Ghost ride the plane
The hourly rate for a light jet is only like 3000 dollars

I am willing to contribute 50 to our cause

Rocket ships are so much cooler
I would put in 50 but it's probably going to be more for the multiple pickups
SAGER'S ON AGAIN

HE WILL NOT SHOW HIS TEETH. WEIRD

Ok, no more caps

My throat hurts

Yeah...I know I'm late

Glad we could finally bring some happiness and good fortune to LL.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If this is what my adopted team going to the World Series feels like, I am not going to survive the Mariners getting there.

On the off chance I do make it through, I need to make sure we’re playing a show the night it happens because based on a sample size of one holy fucking shit good baseball happiness makes our sets amazing.

None of us are going to survive, except perhaps the few who managed to speak in lowercase.
You see why I can't shut up about game 7?

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