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Boston Red Sox
@ Los Angeles Angels

Friday, Oct 3, 2008, 6:37 PM PDT
Angel Stadium of Anaheim

Daisuke Matsuzaka vs Ervin Santana

Partly cloudy. Winds blowing out to center field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 70.

 

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Let's go Red Sox!

clap clap clapclapclap

Absolutely awesome title.
Tell me about it. I woke up missing my pants last night.
Oops. Response to "Blackouts are stupid."

Funnier here, though.

Blackouts are so stupid
Am I evil for fantasizing about the stadium suddenly collapsing in as these two teams are playing?
Welcome to the transcript of my Wednesday night
Captain Research is very Captain Successful

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2007/6/5/181049/5775#3548860

Captain Research isn't very Captain Successful*

FUCK

Sean Casey is not worth the loss of Youk's defense.
Hahaha

I guess Angel fans are quite so bad.

Oh yay

Carey and Chief Wiggum

Santana compared to Felix!
DRays is the scariest place on earth
Imagine how they'd react to a girl paying them a visit.
I was checking the place out.

Seems like its a well-run blog with idiot commenters.

SBN wide epidemic
I'd argue that LL has pretty intelligent commenters.
Woooo Sox!
Wheeeeeee!
Hahahahahahhaaha
BAHAHAHAHA

Suck it Angels!

(Sorry Eyebrows)
I love that the Angels reward for lucking their way to 100 games

was drawing the best team in baseball.

Poetic justice at it’s finest.

Woo! Classic Ervin Santana!
Not enough post season experence.
TAKE THAT ANGELS!

(no offense meant for eyebrows)

YEs eliminating the crowd is important

that way there will be fewer false starts.

The only two ways to actually anger me are to call me a bandwagon fan and accuse the Seahawks of piping in false noise
You're a bandwagon fan.
Fucking Redskins
Nice effort there, GA.
This keeps getting better and better.
This game I want a tie for all the wrong reasons
If it helps

Dice-K is fucking terrible.

Lets not get too cocky

http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SEA/SEA200708280.shtml

I hated that game

That was the day the season died.

Fuck you Mac

wherever you are

Probably sucking Vidro's dick.
The who the what now
That's an image I don't need.
Too late.
Think before you post.
Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed this afternoon? Sheesh!
Oh. Nevermind - Taylor was to blame for that image. Sorry.
Mac always did love his veterans.
Indeed, sadly. I'm going to continue bathing in acid now.
That, contrarily, is a good image.
Until you see how skinny and white my bones are.
Good point.
We had a 92% chance of going into a Felix Day with a split

:( )

We were so close to : )(
Handlebar mustache?
eating a orange
Oh what could have been.
I 100% agree
I remember that game.

Weaver could have vindicated himself there, but no.

Weaver didnt have to vindicate himself there
Why not?
Weaver wasn't all that bad
Yeah. What was his tRA?
5.39

Bad but not epically bad.

Yeah. I remember watching him own the Pirates one time.
"The only way you win this as the Angels."

“you’ve got to score four runs before you make 27 outs.”

Ehhh, actually five, Einstein.

Well hell, at least it's not McCarver.
At least McCarver wrote a book.
Yeah, I colored the whole thing in like five minbutes.
Or minutes. Fucking wine.
It way actually a chapter book.
Thank you for making me look better.

http://www.amazon.com/McCarvers-Baseball-Brain-Surgeons-Other/dp/0375753400

Are you actually defending McCarver?

I ask because you may be the first human to do so ever.

Frog and Toad Visit Yankee Stadium?
You know, for an ugly naked fat dude

that construction worker isn’t that ugly.

What happened to "think before you post"?
My observation makes sense.
There's a difference between random and disgusting.

Well, sometimes.

Only applies to certain people.
Why in the fuck am I watching this game?
OMG OMG OMG

That is SO not worth three OMGs.
Can you not see what he's wearing?
OMG OMG OMG!
Is that the actual thing?
I had no idea he won the Masters.
This man is my favorite
That was not a great catch
It was because their faggy little outfield wall is 3 feet high
"Faggy little outfield" made my day.
Dustin Pedoria's suffering makes me happy.
So far these LDS' are going very well.

Aside from the Brewers. Damnit Milwaukee.

The Dodgers-Cubs series is going rather poorly.
Listening to Buck Martinez makes me feel like I'm playing Triple Play Baseball.
What would happen if Vlad and Dice-K both strained their obliques in the exact same pitch?
There would be two players with strained obliques
:o
I don't understand this emoticon.

Laugh? Shock? Matt Stone’s character in Orgazmo?

All 3 + Paranoia

Sweet. I was baiting you. I just wanted to see it.
I love this jpeg.
Justin Speier allowed 15 homeruns?

Holy crap

I wanna see what he'd do if he pitched for the rockies.
He used to.
Results?
Fairly decent.
28 HRs over 2+ seasons.
Eh, call it three seasons.
Huh.
Averaged 7 HR/season the past three years.
It's quite flukey
Indeed.

Which is amusing considering most flukes go the Angels way.

Thats because Mike Sciosca rapes a leprechaun before every season.
Uh.
Pretty much.
I like my idea better than Sciosca being some sort of gritdispenser.
Wear an awful uniform?
mmm sunbaked
Really LA? Thundersticks?
Did you forget about 2002 or something?
That was probably one of the years I lost faith in baseball.

2002? Yeah, definitely.

You were too young to know what baseball was.
You have your years wrong.
They're not in LA
Torri Hunter bitches about a close call at first, and hurts himself complaining.

Awesome.

Martin Gramatica-Esque
.280/.336/.394

If that’s Ellsbury “Really coming into his own” then RSN is going to be pretty disappointed.

Bahahahah that slide attempt was Raulesque minus the slow
Jesus stop sliding that wasn't even close
Matsuazka was incredibly lucky with RISP?

It's a good thing the Angels decided not to be patient
The announcers keep making routine catches sound like impossible grabs
Maybe FrankTV isn't as bad as its commercials

I’m really tempted to try to watch an episode

It won an Emmy, and that's good enough for me.
I like how his is promoting several different products
Gooooo 3 run homer
C'mon close game!
I try to root for the Angels but then TBS finds it necessary to show their fans
Seems like the sort of ball you should catch
Torii Hunter is good at defense.
Do you know if/when Runs100 will be made available to the public?
Wait was that a single off of Felix?
Fett! How are you?
Same Fett as at MC?
"Dancin' with myse-elf..."
Afraid not
As far as I know
Ah. Sportspot, before we switched to MC?
I only recall posting here, USSM, and DOV
Shut up about Ellisbury already
Or at least talk about his defense if you want to pretend that he's awesome.
He won everyone a taco.

There’s nothing more awesome then tacos.

/channeling JI:

*Than.

The one thing he's good at is the one thing people don't talk about
He is pretty damn amazing to the naked eye.

Him, Bay and Drew, with Crisp on the bench? Yes please.

It's almost as if the Red Sox are run well and we are not
Theo is just a punk kid and they buy their championships just like the Yankees.
I sure hope Mr. Cosby sits him down for a talk.
Fuck this. I'm going to go watch Iron Man on DVD. I'll LLivejournal about it later.
I'm coming over with pizza
Pizza sounds awesome right now. Seriously, come over with a pie. You know where I live.
If only you were being serious - I could use some Kermit time right now.
Uh, the neighborhood. But sadly my leg won't run the gas pedal right now.

Brace. And those other girls weren’t from the service either. I can’t believe you didn’t even know them. Well, I can believe it. That was some funny shit.

That, unfortunately, is my trademark upon this world.
Did I mention that when they left,

I asked them, “you’re leaving?? But we haven’t had any fun!” Two of the girls scoffed – the other said, “Call the agency later (gave phone number), I’ll see what I can do.”

Being married is funny.

And NO. i didn't call said number. I had beers to drink and a game to watch with good friends.
No sh##?!! I missed that part!! Holy cow, just when you think the town's been cleaned up.
Having never met any of you in person for an extended period.

I figured those chicks were with the group. Just the timing with them arriving and you jumping up, and you popped the comment off so quick. Hey, pop me an email if you want to get together this weekend for a game. Pizza on me, we can split the beer.

Friends are in from Virginia. Mid next week?
AND YET WE ARE LL'S SCAPEGOAT!?!?!
Much worse than this, but sorry anyway.
Cool.
Zeeks Pizza right by the zoo. Anyone else interested in coming?
Beautifull, but only if they are carrying a game. And I'm only sporting one medium dude.
I have pull. Any game we want. This goes for everyone here.
But no girls from the service.
You are welcome, but this comment makes me feel sad and alone.
To bring this back on topic

ahahahahahahahahaha

Yeah... Sorry about that.
No worries

It’s not like there’s many other people talking.

This TV blackout is the best thing for baseball ever
Who's blacked out?
People without cable
That doesn't count.
We do to
Why don't you have cable?
Yeah, aren't M's games on cable?
For whatever reason Comcast's $12 package includes FSN and ESPN for no apparent reason
That is pretty awesome for a sports fan.
I had to throw on a signal booster to get Fox13 and ESPN so I'm pretty sure its a glitch
But Ted Turner!!

Please tell me the ALCS is going to be somewhere else…

LCS and WS on Fox.
Thank you sir, you've made my evening.
Nope

They switch back and forth every year. ALCS on TBS and NLCS on FOX this year.

Really? Lame.
Robert, you're so goddamned right all the time,

you’re just goddamned wrong.

Don't ever watch anything above FSN that can't be torrented

And I choose my work schedule around something being on that I have to watch

(But I do hate the idea of playoff games not being on network television.)
Damn straight. Didn't realize it until tonight. PISSED.
I know the world is changing and most people have cable, but it's playoff baseball!

Every child should have access to that.

Because no child should witness the Mariners.
Agreed, but I'm going to save my ranting for tomorrow's ot thread.

I’m on my horse about it tonight, and I’ve already been getting away from the game a bit too much.

I'm headed out the door and don't even care how this ends up
Webcam on your tv plz
I'll take a picture of my TV with cameraphone and send it to you if you want.
This would somehow be better
Yeah, pretty hard to get interested in a game where you don't really have a rooting interest.
Real mature
It's spelled manure.
It's just that dpseadv and I have a very closeted homoerotic relationship, and we don't want our wives to know,

so we go to baseball blogs.

Or it’s that we both hate the Angels and are enjoying the bloodbath.

Whoa wait! Closet not quiet enough!!! I'm gone 5 minutes and the cats out the bag??!!
Textal diarrhea. Sorry. i just miss you like the desert misses rain.
Wasn't that Jeter flip play at Oakland?
Yes

Game 3 of the 01 ALDS

Announcers said it was in New York.
I can't believe they could get that wrong

He looks like he would have been more out if he slide
Anaheim is the only place I'm happy to see loud support from Red Sox nation
A shitty place rooting for a shittier place?
Heh, lone Yankee fan in Angels stadium with a beat Boston shirt
I can't hear him over the sound of that jacket.
How about Texiera?
Jesus, he's lucky Vlad didn't put that out of the park. Here come the Halos.
JUMP JUMP JUMP

Jump around, jump around, jump up. jump up, and get down.

is it inappropriate..

..to refer to Hunter as the Rally Monkey?

Rally gorilla
It's all that post season veteran... aww crap I'm not going to jump on that boat.
Yes.

It’s only not racist if they’re black AND Cuban.

Cubans are monkeys.

They don’t try hard enough.

Lazy f'ing chimps...
Dude, Castro is my cousin, and he was almost killed by a retarded gay dude.

Careful with your words.

I am playing the theme to requiem for a dream in order to make gameday more dramatic
Wait is that the one they used in Platoon?

I’d load iTunes, but with Gameday on I’m pretty sure I’ll crash.

Winamp has freed me from the evil clutchs of iTunes
My God, this game is the stake in my heart of '08. I'm rooting for the Angels. But I want the Sox to win.

So. Much. Hate. This game is just “Carrie” on rollerskates. I want a bloodbath.

Masterson is ass.
Can't find the strike zone. WTF.
It's funny.

The Rays are the only team Jeff can even remotely tolerate in the AL playoffs this year.

That's why I wanted the Twins to make it
So Jeff could go on about his love for Twinkies?
Don't get me started on the Twins.

I’m already pissed about Ted Turner’s stupid ass. Like he needs the cash. I’m done. Zipped.

He is not alone in that assessment

Thought I do have a soft spot for individual players/managers here and there: IE Jamie Moyer, Sweet Lou, Griffey Jr.

I've started rooting for Jason Bay.

Just because all the shit that was talked about him after the trade and about how “he’d good but he can’t replace Manny.” Factor in defense and he’s been as good or better since the day of the trade.

How can you not root for a guy when people are expecting him to fail?

He’s a new addition to the BoSox, so I can’t blame him for the bandwagon fans invading Safeco.

I don't blame any of the players, really. I don't mind the Red Sox as a team or an organization.

The fans are a different story, obviously, but mostly the Sox don’t bother me. I’m jealous, and as long as I admit that. I’m OK with it.

Yeah, I'm in the same boat. What gets on my nerves are the BoSox fan invasions of Safeco.

Every where you walk you here people talking in overly loud voices how they’ve been lifelong fans. Bullshit. Wait til the M’s get back on top, they’ll be back in teal or whatever the hell the color is, blabbering about how they’ve been long suffering M’s fans. I hate them, with my tiny, hardened, coal black heart.

I understand.

I guess the only Red Sox fans I know here in San Diego are pretty much lifers. Same with the Yankee fans. I have two or three big-time Yankees fans, and they were born and raised in New York. I guess I haven’t had to put up with much bandwagon-jumpers.

"It's a dangerous, dangerous world out her, buddy."
That's a good point.

Pretty “clutch” (if I may be so bold) in the play-offs as well.

YESSSSSSSSSSSS
AND THATS WHYYYYYYYY I LOOOOOVVEEEE THIS TOOOOWWWWNNNNNNN!!!!
hahaha suck it i think
Angels = teh suck

at scoring more than one run at a time. Where’s non-monkey Willits when you need him?

stranded at 2nd
Is it okay if I kill Frank?
Idiot, guy throws about 3 strikes to 3 batters, this dummy strikes out.
Don't go getting all statsy around me.
Got to make the pitcher work. Grind out that at bat. Define the strike zone.

Feel better? I know about 2 stats, and both are so old most of these guys laugh at them.

These kids and their pants...
Pants? what about the hats? I'm starting a rubber band for hat bill relief fund.
I've got 10c for you.
Only time I'll ever cheer for the Red Sox

Bring these posers to the brink of elimination. I can taste the tears of HH right now…

Omerta - come back to the darkside that is the new SS - MC.
I'm probably being daft here but I'm blanking on those abbreviations.
You used to post on Sportsot, right? AmI striking out twice tonight?
Nope sorry.

I have been posting off and on at the much reviled ESPN boards and their hate-filled spin-offs at College Fanatics and Phredmojo’s double-secret fan board, though.

Is there another Omerta running amok?

Indeed there must be another Omerta. But Phred, hate him or not, is a member of my site.
Don't hate him.

He’s stubborn at times but it’s part of his schtick. I’ll have to check out your site sometime I’m always on the prowl for a good place to talk baseball.

Yeah, please, but I thought you were an old sportspot guy...

There was a guy who posted there with your name…

You mean to tell me I'm not the first fan on the internets to come up with this username?!

Although it is a little coincidental that I’m a M’s fan who is posting on a site where it appears a lot of former/current sportspot people are hanging.

SS is incidently where I started on my quest for LL
That's a great thing.
What was your login name?
WeaselRed I think

04 through mid 05 but I doubt I had more than a dozen posts.

K-Rod potentially having to get more than 3 outs?
Impossible.
Oh my goodness it's not.
What's up with the bullpens tonight? Guys are all over the place.
How awesome would it be if Frankie gave up five runs tonight, then blew a save in the 9th tomorrow, then won the MVP?

I wonder if he’d give it back.

What's the return rate?
The fuck? Why would the Angels just give up the stolen base?
"K-Rod's devestating for his changeup.

“There’s his curveball. He throws two breaking balls. They’re both curveballs. But he’s developed a pretty good change too.”

Whoa, triple to Chone. Extras?
Chone make me hate Americjhggfsdffhsa's child naming policy.
I hate Jacquizz Rogers.

Partly because he beat USC, but mostly because his name is stupid.

His name makes me think of an awesome hottub.
It used to bother me that Chone Figgins had a ring and Edgar Martinez did not.

Actually who am I kidding it still bothers me.

I hadn't thought of that before. Now I really don't like him.
KNOCK 'EM DEAD, PAPS!

Feels weird saying that

Nice work, GA.
When did Garrett get old?

I remember when people used to talk about him like Jeff’s post on Pujols today.

You should immediately disassociate yourself from those people.
Quite a few years back. Mid to late 90's he was something else.
Quick and dirty:

OPS+ for Anderson from 1995-2000:

121
82
92
99
104
103

He was probably a league-average hitter over that span (and his career). Pujols’ worst year in the majors is better than Anderson’s very best. I don’t mean to say that Anderson has had a bad career, but I find it hard to believe that anyone would ever think he was in the same galaxy as Albert Pujols.

I was looking at his number also, guess his heyday was 96-03.

Nah, just said people used to say the same things about him. Don’t beat my head flat with the book man!! A lot of the comments about playing in a small media market, no pressure like you get in NY. Never seemed to develop as much as people would like.
Just conversation dude, please don’t jam the stats at me, I’m rarely trying to start an argument that needs a winner.

Oh, no ill will intended.

I just don’t remember anyone thinking GA was anything that special. And OPS+ is about the extent of my ability to pull stats, so I’m the last person you need to worry about throwing the book at you!

Cool, cool, please pardon me, I get a bit touchy if I think a conversation is heading for a "right/wrong" thing.
I'm not that dude. No worries at all.
When he got old.
Garret Anderson was referred to as underrated by people who don't know anything about baseball
You seem to forget he is a HR Dergy champion
"We are tied!!!"

Fuuuuuuuuck.

shiiiiiiiiet.

Things were going so well today…Rays win, showered with love and affection at work…this was supposed to be the capper!

I don't like either of these teams, yet it is baseball. Screw you M's and Twins for putting me in this position.
Dear Chip Carey and Buck Martinez

I would pay money for a channel that had no broadcasters at all.

“Did it hit him?”

You tell me numbnuts, you’re watching the game too.

Bad pitch, Paps.

Baaaaaaad, bad pitch. You’re a lucky bastard.

Oh holy shit! I didn't know putting the curson the pitch popped up a crap ton of info! Sweet!
Vlad the impaler not quite so beasty anymore...
Shut your goddamned mouth - when you say that, Ortiz hits big.

:)

Excellent.

::drums fingers::

do you PR for Ortiz?

I would.

0 outs?

I guess

I'd say yes.

There are enough good hitters in that lineup that they can probably afford to live without Ortiz if need be.

You do lose a defensive replacement too.
Fair point.
They better not fuck this up.
ha, that wasn't so hard, was it..
All the sudden Boston's playing for one run.

Youk’s gameday photo = county lockup thug.

"White Mike" from The Wire
Oh thank Jesus another Wire fan!

Can you please show up more often so you’re around during my angry diatribes about how one of the best shows ever get asdl;kfj adsl;fk jdsafdAHHHHHHH.

K, I’m done.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Somebody GIF Aybar’s expression

THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS OUT
Instant replay is retarded
hahahahaha

fuck Anaheim.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

…OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

bwhahahaha
No extras

:<(

DREW!!!!!

SWEET DELICIOUS ANGEL TEARS

...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....

…OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…

...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

…OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Whew.

God you deserve this so much, Frankie.
Damnit JD Drew broke Gameday...

But WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUCK IT ANGELS “FANS”

That makes me so happy to see.

Thank you Frankie Rodriguez.

To beat the Angels fans to the punch,

he still would’ve been batting had Coco been called out, as he should’ve been.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

Priceless reaction by F-Rod.

I really need a screenshot/gif of F-Rod hanging his head
Hey K-Rod. Celebrate THAT.
I certainly would enjoy an encore of that tomorrow.
When it rolled into the 8th inning, I decided to pause my movie and flip back to the game just in case.

So, so, so worth it. Thank you, Frankie. Thank you, Schwone Figgins, thank you GOD!

hehehehe

Bomber, then a blooper… lovin’ it.

At 7-5 I say fuck it

and bring Papelbon in for Bay, and move Crisp to LF… (an AL double switch!)

Or you could move Kotsay to left

Lowrie to third, Youk to first

Defensive flexibility is wonderful.

It makes me angry how well that team is built.
Imagine if they had been healthy...
And imagine if their record matched their RS/RA

I’m elated that the Rays won the division and all, but this is the best team in baseball. With the possible exception of the Cubs.

This team destroys the Cubs
I'm not going to pretend like I know how to account for league differences, but I'm pretty much just going on run differential.

I figured it’s close if you account for league.

Talent level

The Cubs are full of players who massively overachieved, the Red Sox are full of guys who missed time because of injury etc.

Yeah, Theriot and DeRosa (and others) have been pretty surprising.
And it continues...
FUCK FRANKIE RODRIGUEZ AND ALL HIS DUMB ASS MOTHER FUCKER DOUCHE BAG TEAMMATES AND HIS GOD FORSAKEN FUCKTARD FANS!!!!!!!
so much Sox love from this board...

I know it’s pitifully short-lived, but I’m going to enjoy it nonetheless. Might I push my luck and ask how you feel about the “let’s go Red Sox” chants being heard from the crowd? ;)

Hate 'em with a passion.

They’re the reason I began to hate the Red Sox.

Fair enough.

I’m a Sox fan, and I hate other Sox fans.

I hate the Angels more : )
but I love hearing it in Anaheim
Funny how it's a lot less annoying in the proper context, eh?
I'm not going to lie

I actually started to chant it.

Probably the first and last time
I really hate that fucking team and their idiotic fans
dare i ask...

which team? Ya know, never mind.

I was beginning to forget about my hate for the Sox.

Until that. That was a buzzkill.

Honestly

I don’t see myself rooting for the Red Sox any time soon but I respect the hell out of how that team is built.

Nobody is gonna argue that.

You have to respect the roster construction, the philosophies that go into it, and the players are fun to watch. It’s what represents all that’s great about baseball.

But who they’re doing it for just ruins it.

This is why I don't mind rooting for their team

Yes, Red Sox nation is very annoying. But, from my end, there’s a bit of jealousy in watching a well-built team with young talent coming out of its ears dominating a sport more effectively than others.

Don't care, it's Anaheim, home of the prototypical bandwagon fan.

I know, I went to game there as a kid. I grew up watching and cheering for that team, and no one gave a damn about that team until they won a title. Now everyone and there mother is a Halo fan.

I understand that fanship has got to start somewhere, but in addition, a little piece of me is bitter that they sucked so much ass while I was there, and jealous that they have a great owner and a manager that knows what he’s doing.

No one said hatred had to be rational. All that being said, as soon as the Angels are gone, all my venom swings to aforementioned Red Sox.

I AM LOVING THIS SO MUCH I WANT TO DIP MY BALLS IN IT.
...

too far.

Are you telling me you've never heard this phrase before?

It’s one of my favorites.

Was that Living Color?
sorry, i thought we

were avoiding any more talk of monkeys tonight..?

Jesus Christ, The Wire AND The State?

You are my new favorite person.

Dude, your avatar is from my favorite sketch comedy show of them all.

LONG LIVE MR. SHOW.

Oh yes. Mr. Show is probably my favorite non-Wire show of all time.

I recently finished reading Naomi Odenkirk’s book on the show. Great read if you can find it.

Haven't gotten it yet. But my girlfriend and I have pretty much memorized every single episode.

We will actually serenade one another with “Ronnie’s Theme (How High The Mountain)” during the working day.

That show had the best music.

David Cross’ voice is legitimately good, and Bob’s voice is so bad that it’s hilarious. (i.e. the Milking Machine)

This is what you get for your satanic post-save dance, asshole.
I want Varitek to light him up.

FUCKING JASON VARITEK, THAT’S RIGHT.

Damn, a bridge too far.
The best part is where Crisp was out.
It would be far better if he had been the third out.
Yeah...
nah, why give HH fans a legit gripe?
Because fuck the Angels
Because Fuck them that's why.
LATE
Nope

In this case: Emphasized!

I withdraw the objection.
The ghost of Donnie Moore?
Ouch.

But rec’d for historical reference.

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, K-ROD?
ahahahaha

gay

GMJ is hitting against Papelbon

haha

i'm exhausted

but giddy as hell.

Torii Hunter BUNT GROUNDS OUT.

Sweet.

That's what you pay $90 million for.
With all these series going 2-0

These playoffs suck hard

But Rays.
And Cub failure.
With 8 neutral teams

I want each series to max out.

Or at least have a couple
I'm not disagreeing.

But Rays.

I want the Rays to win

but they’re not my team so I’m not going to be too upset if they lose.

I was hoping for a bit more from the Phillies/Brewers.

And Cubs/Dodgers extending wouldn’t have been so bad, but a sweep on the AL side is exactly what the doctor ordered.

except for the rays

they can sweep 14-0.

But Rayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyssssssss
I have Francisco Rodriguez's newly updated wiki ready to go .

C’mon last out.

What would the update say?

“On October 4th, 2008, God finally requested that Rodriguez cease thanking him in such ostentatious fashion by denying him the opportunity to do so on the grandest stage of all.”

Nothing funny because I want to be the one that says what sticks

On October 3, 2008, Rodriguez received the loss in Game 2 of the 2008 ALDS when he allowed a tie breaking 2 run homerun to Boston’s JD Drew in a 7-5 Boston win over the Angels.

That's kind of trifling stuff, you think?

Or are you just updating for the sheer pleasure of it?

The pleasure of having it be go live the moment its final
Which dicksicle out there changed it back?
Turns out Youk can play a decent 3B
holy crap

Youk’s beard-thing is epically… just… i dunno. straight. and thick. and awesome.

I think I saw him in American History X

Or was it Oz?

Jesus, the Angels are gonna have to start getting young pretty soon.
That's a pleasant thought.
wooooo head start
Wooo 95 Mariners!
seee yaaaaaaaa

suckers.

ENJOY THE TRAFFIC YOU BAND WAGON FUCKS!!! GO WATCH USC-OREGON STATE ON ESPN CLASSIC!!!!!
hey. i'm an 'SC fan.

and a U-Dub fan. don’t be hatin’.

How'd you get mixed up in this dirty Red Sox business then?
Oh I'll hate.

Living in LA for five years (Including 2002) has filled me with a lifetime of rage.

i'm a boston sports fan.

Have been since ’91, because I hated all the San Diego teams. (extended family out here.) father went to ’SC, uncle to UW, and i live in Boston (and went to school out here. fuck Boston College, by the way).

People with actual connections

to USC are exempt from my rage.

Reminds me of the way DC (my hometown) is full of either Redskins or Cowboys fans

Skins for the obvious reason, Cowboys merely because some people just get so fucking sick of the town’s Redskins obsession that they choose to root for their blood rival.

Satisfactory
Excellent...

Angels now 3-12 lifetime against the Red Sox in post-season play.

Including 0 for the last 8. :)
And fuck all of the people who picked the Angels to win it all.

I’m looking at you, Blowers.

And fuck Jon Heyman

Nice MVP pick asshole.

He needs it to validate his opinions on how baseball ought to be played.
Baha suck it K-Rod
Is it just me or has MLB.com now made it impossible to open games in WMP?

It just automatically opens video in Silverlight now and that doesn’t show as being installed on my computer.

I've been using Silverlight for a while now and it hasn't worked too poorly

It’s really not that bad and I couldn’t figure out how to go back

Sucks for giffing
Mine wants to open in Silverlight

but reverts back to WMP by the time the stream opens.

Lame >:(
Is it like this in different browsers?
Hey, it goes to WMP in IE

That’s queer.

Mine does the opposite
How do you stop this? It's stupid
Nuke every trace of Silverlight

that’s what I did.

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