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10/6: Rays vs. White Sox, Game 4




W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Andy Sonnanstine 13-9 32 32 1 1 0 0 193.1 212 105 94 21 37 124 4.38 1.29


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Gavin Floyd 17-8 33 33 1 0 0 0 206.1 190 107 88 30 70 145 3.84 1.26

Here's your chance, Andy. Make the world love you as I do.

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Comments

Woooooo baseball!

What's this series at, is this an elimination game for the Sox?
2-1, yeah
Sox have won four "win or go home" games in a row, for the record.
TBS is dissing the 'stine.
He is a significantly better pitcher than Gavin Floyd
22% according to the genius site
Also known as 15-20 runs
Or negative four wins
TBS is significantly dumber than you.
You ever get your Sonnanstine jersey, Jeff?
I want Longoria too
Buy this.

Link.

Better investment than the stock market. Plus, it’s cool.

I want a jersey I can wear places
Picky.
I only want autographed jerseys of players who mean something to me

like Daniel Alfredsson for example. Longoria is just neat.

YOU WOULD TRADE FELIX FOR SOMEONE NEAT

You disgust me

He would mean more to me as a Mariner stupid
YOUR GOING TO LEAVE US FOR THE RAYS ARENT YOU
Like I would quit blogging about the Mariners so I could blog about someone else

if I quit blogging it’s because I don’t want to blog anymore.

I can go on further

because I could never hope to match Robert’s ability to masquerade as your emotionally unstable girlfriend.

So the girl I'm cheating on you with turned out to share our nasty case of syphilis
Filthy whore

Throwing your love at everyone

I don't love him
That makes it worse!
I just wanted to talk about jerseys
I sure didn't.
And what does this teach you about wanting nice things?
Volchenkov!
Time to draft my birthday list

God this is sexy

And it's mine!

BrianL’s donation basically bought me happiness.

I'd say there's less than three minutes until this comment is BrianL's sig
mouth*
I'm honestly surprised someone didn't follow this up with "pants*"
This brings me much joy.
I shall request a Longoria jersey for my birthday
I'd better make another wager with my Giants buddy...
When's your birthday?
Very very soon

Why yes, mother, I do know what you can buy me!

If I had a date here, I might actually play the role of mother.

In the strictest possible sense.

Also, I’d need a size.

October 18th, M or L, and no I will not stop you for I am always open to receiving free things
I was going to make a paypal donation the other day.

This seems like a more tangible way to donate.

Let me know how I should do it.

Actually I'd say a donation is probably easiest for everybody

God I’m shameless.

Searching eBay now to find the requisite donation.
This has been a good few days
if I knew any good bars in San Diego I'd buy you a beer.
Why see there's a few just down on 30th St I may have mentioned before
Any money for gift cards to Jeff's favorite bar can be sent to me.

I’ll make sure he gets at least half of them.

Be sure to send twice as many
This is the perfect solution to my greed.
I don't trust you
He has a lovable face
it's his liver that worries me
I've already announced my intention to steal.
So then you're trustworthy?
I'd say so.
if you've announced it it's not stealing

it’s more like reallocating.

Fair enough.

I will call it a 50% commission.

I will do it for a 35% commission

that’s 15% more for Jeff

You'll burn up all your profit on gas money driving from Temecula to North Park.
I'll bike
If you do that, you win. And I will pay you an additional $100
I call your bluff
Crap
At least it's not 100 degrees anymore
It's only 60 miles

as long as you do it over two days it’s easy.

It’d be OK in one day if not for the beer at the 60 mile mark.

True

it’s much nicer now. I can go outside before 10 PM

You want home or road?
Generally prefer home
Well, specifically, in this case?
Home unless not feasible
Is this acceptable?

Here.

That is gorgeous
Alright. Do you prefer the M or the L -- the 48 or the 50?
I'd say 48

I am a slim gentleman.

Slender sounds more hetero
petite, not so much.
Being thought of as gay is pretty mucht he worst thing imaginable.
not if you're comfortable with who you are
You'll difuse the ironic

homophobe comments, but not the blatantly racist ones?

it's hard to detect irony in writing sometimes
Too tall for petite

I would compare myself to a cricket or praying mantis.

im'a call you Zorak then
except that I probably won't
I wouldn't
i'm not much of a nickname guy to be honest
Half right.
You're right he does have a fat neck
Her dick in a box?

oh snap

I'll buy you beer
Thanks to this purchase my Paypal has now switched to French Canadian

the French word for “details” is “details” with a thing over the e

As long as you don't get paid out in pelts I wouldn't worry about it.
It does get chilly around here in the winter
SPEZ DISPENSER
In time you shall come to cherish his foibles
He's like a white yuni before the crash
Spezza makes points happen
Hockey's OT is somehow gayer than the NFL
I wouldn't go that far but shootouts are the pinnacle of organized faggotry
Do they do them while oiled and wearing speedos?
I don't see why they shouldn't
The cold ice would make their mipples hard too.
This comment is revolting
I enjoy the use of mipples
It works as a typo or on purpose
Those are my favorite kind.
You spelt nipples wrong
Ever since I had to replace my drivers the middle of my screen is blurry.
If they must do a shootout they need to make the OT a full period

and it should be no points for a OT loss

I just want continuous 4x4 until somebody wins
They should go untilt here's a winner

bunch of pussies.

I'd like to once again thank my buddy for losing our wager

and buying me a Longo jersey as well as giving me $500.

He actually gave you the $500?
Indeed he did.
I took $90 of that $500

and put it into Jeff’s paypal account.

It's like we both won!
I wanted to share some of my joy with you.

Besides, you were the one who tipped us all off to the Rays. Therefore, if anyone won any Rays related bets, you should donate a portion of your winnings to Jeff.

I could mail him some Outback Steakhouse leftovers

I guess.

That meal was all I got. I was foolish for not trying to get tiered goodies, depending on how far they got.

Hey, baseball's on.
Upton!
I love that man so much.
Tell him to fix his damn shoulder so he can hit more homers.
I talked to a Rays employee and it's not even a definite he's going to get the surgery. I want it fixed. I need to talk to the man.
Afraid of needles.
Knock him out with a tire iron then.
Too fast.
It seems there is no solution.
Nap time?
Mexicans are lazy not the blacks.
Mexicans work hard. We live in Florida, if it weren't for them, there'd be no Orange Juice.
Or strawberry
Proof reading your comments is generally a good idea.
Too lazy to run the bases, so he has to hit it out.
So if Upton is healthy

he’s pretty much the perfect #2 hitter.

#3*
I thought 2 was the spot that sees the most high leverage at bats.
It doesn't matter anyway
It matters a little.
It matters a little

Upton, Pena, Longoria 2,3,4 makes the most sense. You might as well take every edge you can get.

Let's go Longo!
Line out, home run, single, Floyd is awesome
You know what chicks dig?

The Longo Ball

Manufactured runs?
A pathetic at bat by a pathetic player
Dionar Navarro hates black people.
Who doesn't?
Black people?
It's your fault that you are never getting any new readers

Fogel is just a ringer.

I have the feeling Sonnanstine is going to get shelled today
Quiet you.
So Pierzynski is pretty much the worst possible player to hit second...

Not a White Sock
Looks like Art Alexakis.
GOOD GAME; GABE GROSS
Suck it dickface
Andy Sonnanstine looks 50 years old
Does that mean he's been through wars?
This is how I feel about Quentin Jammer.

Creeps me out.

So did Erik Hinske pee in Joe Maddon's cornflakes last SUnday morning or what?

Why doesn’t he play anymore?

He's been awful
More awful than Willy Aybar?

He has to come out of his slump sometime.

.214/.296/.379 in the second half
Unlucky BABIP, if I recall.
Better than Vidro
Sonnanstine is a better hitter than Vidro.
I like the idea of his market value going down.
Don't play him in the outfield.
1B.
That would work.
Although I'd prefer to find a Hinske analog.
Clement
Is a catcher.
Is a Down Syndrome child.
I wish I still had my bookmarks. :<(
I wish I didn't get massive warnings for certain images <:(
I bet Graham isn't even paying attention.
I never pay attention
For now.
I'm thinking in terms of a cheap one year contract.
Where did a grizzled 1840s prospector get the money for box seats to a playoff game?
Prospecting
Seems obvious
Seems like he would've at least shaved.
I would have sworn I replied "Gold"

somewhere in this subthread

Graham felt threatened
Perhaps the superior attitude is a cover for something else?
SONNY K!
Of a lefty for that matter
Finding pitchers that are equal to or have better ability than Jarrod Washburn is hard.
We have like, 7-8. Not sure if Edwin is better.
He's equivalent with upside
Upside = Maybe his fastball will stop being perfectly straight?
Find me another guy who walks so few.
Few = Many Truth = Lies War = Peace
This is an extremely poor retort.
That's the norm for him.
Well, you're white.
I'm pretty sure you just said Edwin threw few walks
Sonnanstine is better than a lot of people
Too hittable. Or something.
Sit the fuck down, Thome.
Slow down.

You don’t want to ruin that for “Full-time Tui” next year.

FLOYD FACEOFF!!

According to statcorner, the only two Floyds in MLB

Really Harold, Baines was a better DH than Edgar?
Says who?
Harold Reynolds.
THat's like saying Mel Ott was a better player than Babe Ruth
Technically not what he said

“I think of Baines as an AL DH first” or … something.

Maybe, in Reynolds’ mind, ’Gar is still a 3B first?

More like "Some people think of Edgar Martinez when they think of a DH, but I think of Harold Baines first."
Best explanation is they have the same first name so it's easy to remember
But he played with Edgar for like six years!
When 'Gar played 3B, primarily

Maybe Harold just stopped paying attention to the Mariners when he left, and doesn’t know when Edgar made the switch from primarily 3B to DH?

He's a professional baseball analyst!
So is John Kruk!

And Steve Phillips! And Joe Morgan!

That doesn’t mean they KNOW anything!

I know, it's just an asinine thing to say.
For Reynolds to say, that is.
Edgar was a full time DH until Reynolds retired.
"More like "Some people think of Edgar Martinez when they think of a DH, but I think of Harold Baines first.""

well, technically Harold WAS a DH first ….

But Baines has a better....uh....
He has darker skin
Better left-handed swing
Better facial hair!
He's so much better than Edgar at having dark skin.
More HR, and that's it.
I find it amusing that if not for the 1994 strike Harold Baines

would have probably reached the 3000 hit mark, and therefore probably reached the HOF.

I find it amusing that, if not for the 1994 strike

The Expos likely would’ve made the playoffs and, potentially, saved baseball in Montreal.

For all you know they would have been bounced in the first round,

and the hoopla would have died down.

Highly possible

But I like to dream of a world where the Expos remain in Montreal.

You have strange things.
Mark Fine is no Craig Sager
That commercial didn't make any sense, how can a cartoon baby connect to the real world?

YOU ARE BREAKING THE 4TH WALL

They've been to BoSox games on the show

You know that, right? They’ve done other things connecting them to the real world, but that’s the most relevant.

But he's talking to the audience.
I had not yet seen the Stewie Griffin one October commerical

Really?

Stewie Griffin being a baseball fan totally flies in the face of everything his character represents.
I've heard rumor that they had him become openly gay in the new seasons. Has Family Guy really fallen that far?

The idea of a sexually confused infant is far funnier.

The rumors are true.
Which is funny because they almost did that idea before the were canceld

but rejected it for this very reason.

Teddy Graham isn't even original.
You're going to get banned Roosevelt style. Rough Riders!
Griffey is bad at hitting homers

he’s played in two bandboxes this year and has done jack shit. He’s Dave Hansen at this point. STFU

Evan Longoria hasn't hit a home run in a while
AKi wants to be better than Ichiro. :o
He's got to start giving out better interview answers.
Ichiro is nothing like Wade Boggs.
For one thing Ichiro doesn't look like my dad
Wow, it's like you can read minds.
CALL HIM LAZY NOW
LAZY MOTHERFUCKER
3 JACKS IN 4 AT BATS
That was such a lazy swing.

If he tried harder he would have helped his team more by hitting it 50 more feet.

But Rays players should hit shorter home runs.
He's saving it for later. You don't want to use all of your distance in one at bat.
It was the pinicle of lazyness

he didn’t want to have run hard to first.

I love him so, so, so, so, so Much.
Hot diggity damn!
SWEET TITTIES
He's lazy, not fat.
I thought Griffey went deep
They're both black.
One of them is pudgy
Now you're going to side step those jokes?

Yeesh.

Sweet what now?
I guess B.J. Upton is decent after all.
"After all" ... What?
BJ Upton has 33% as many homers in this series as he had all season
The gift of wearing #2

/sarcasm

Has it been raining today or will Crawford be able to run like a crazy person?
Pena stole a base
I thought they hosed down the base paths.
AJ cannot throw anyone out.

And I looked at the weather earlier today and it wasn’t supposed to rain. But you know the grounds crew soaked the field.

It's raining sunflower seeds!
Three pickoffs, one pitch

Instant replay will slow down the game

That giant 9 on the base path is all kinds of useful.
I keep wondering when somebody will question the benefit of that thing

I struggled last night for a reason why they keep showing it. I couldn’t find one.

Probably for the sme reason Fox had the pastel puck.
I actually knew what they were hoping to accomplish with that, though.
But at least that seemed to serve some sort of purpose

it failed at it, but the intent was clear – make it easier to see the puck. This, I have no idea about.

Who else were you supposed to know whether a guy is far fromt he base or not?
An excellent point

and I have at times struggled with the question “how far is the edge of the infield grass from the side of first base?”, and now I know the answer to that age-old query. NINE FEET. Thank you TBS. Or TNT. Whoever.

No Lewin or Brenneman so whatever.
Yeah, I actually like TBS and TNT

they’ve done a pretty good job the last couple years. I will never get used to Tony Gwynn’s voice, but that’s not their fault.

I wouldn't mind them

If they had a Comcast HD channel

I saw a glimpse of the promised land last night during the first inning of the Angels / Sox

and it was glorious

Yes,

yes it was.

They do, at least in Portland

They’re on 755 and 754 in Portland. Are you sure Comcast in Seattle doesn’t offer them?

...or Spokane
Yup, been up and down the channel list with no luck

Even Googled it, with same results

That's annoying.
It's like the playoff dirt cam and bunting.
I was partial to Catcher Cam.
BJ UPTON IS ADDICTED TO OIL.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I guess the White Sox just aren't ready.

They need more veteran moxie.

BYE BYE SOX.

HELLO GODLESS RAYS!

I can't believe Floyd doesn't suck more.
Alexi Ramirez is actually 32.
Actually, his 7,590.

His planet’s people have much longer lifespans.

NO, they just have shorter years.
So that explains the wrinkles.

In those 7,500 years, his life is a failure if he hasn’t yet learned how to make the greatest Cuban sandwich this side of the asteroid belt.

Bj yawns while catching that
JUNIOR STILL CAN GET IT DONE
How did his wrist not snap in half?
Those were some really slow moving legs.
Junior it really bad.
Jered Weaver is a future ace.

Andy Sonnanstine will never be better than a #4.

Jered Weaver has better stuff.
Means little.
It means a lot actually.
I would take Sonnanstine seven days a week and twice on Sundays
You're insane. Weaver does just about everything better than Sonnanstine.
Except induce ground balls, prevent line drives, and prevent outs.
Sonnanstine was better than Weaver this year.
They were the exact same pitcher.

I’ll take Weaver on the whole.

We'll give you Jarrod Washburn and $6M for Sonnanstine
tRA has them a decent margin apart.

I trust that over ERA and WHIP.

Not by much, if at all.

Weaver’s stuff is real unspectacular.

Weaver throws about 4mph harder. That's significant.
Daniel Cabrera throws way harder than Greg Maddux.
So. If he threw as hard as Maddux, he wouldn't have made it out of Junior college. Instead he got to the show. Stuff matters. It doesn't make you good, but matters a lot.
It matters more than it should.
Okay, but very few guys have Sonnanstine's command.

Which is why it matters a lot.

In this case it doesn't matter because Sonnanstine's command makes him a better pitcher than Weaver.
He's a tools whore.
And his stuff isn't as good. Which makes it even again. Their numbers were just about identical.

Same amount of homeruns, Sonny walked less, Weaver gave up fewer hits, Weaver K’d a lot more.

You're looking at the wrong things.
You know, I actually agree with Tyler's main point here

that stuff matters a lot because it automatically puts a pitcher’s potential much higher.

However, Sonnanstine is way better. He throws strikes. 121 tRA+ this year.

I agree that it usually matters, but in this case (Weaver vs. Sonnanstine) it doesn't, because Sonnanstine is demonstrably better.
It's also straight as an arrow.

Sonnanstine can do and does more with his fastball, and he’s better at relying on his offspeed stuff. And Weaver doesn’t throw hard enough that he can rely on his fastball as much as he does.

Yet he gets better results than Sonnanstine.
Results?

Come on.

And also, he doesn't.
According to what?

Sonnanstine: 121 tRA+
Weaver: 111

Sonnanstine walks half as many batters as Weaver, gets more ground balls and allows more line drives. Weaver strikes more men out.

Er... LESS line drives.
Wrong
Read his signature. "Tools Whore"
Doesn't make him right,
Nobody said it did
Listen, I'll listen to stats. You guys don't like results based analysis and I get that. But I'm looking at peripherals too. Just not the ones you guys like.

LD% means nothing to me. Until we have hit f/x telling us how hard pitches are hit, LD can mean something different for every person. And all line drives aren’t created equal.

Listen, I like Sonnanstine, I’ve really come around. A lot (I hated him), but Weaver is every bit as good.

What reason do we have to believe that Sonnanstine gives up harder-hit line drives?
What peripherals are you looking at?
Homeruns, strike-outs, walks, hits (I understand your aversion to looking at hits)

but he’s consistently shown that he’s going to give up almost 10 hits per 9 innings pitched. 54 starts in his career is a pretty large sample size. He can get away with it because he walks absolutely no one, but it’s a consistent trend.

Looking at the numbers, Weaver gives up just over a hit. Walks more, but K’s more too. I don’t know, It’s close, I’ll admit that. I’d take Weaver. Looking at it more closely, I don’t think it’s as clear cut as either of us have made it out to be. I think they’re virtually the same pitcher.

Sonnanstine gets more ground balls, and that's huge think for me.
But fly balls, while they go out of the park, also end up as outs more ofter than groundballs. And if you can be a fly ball pitcher, while not giving up homeruns, you're fine. Sonnanstine and Weaver have almost identical homerun rates for their career.
Fly ball pitchers who don't give up home runs don't exist

Groundballs are much much better to generate.

But being a flyball pitcher and not giving up a lot of home runs is being lucky.
And grounders don't turn into doubles or triples too often either.
I agree. But Sonnanstine isn't an extreme GB pitcher.
But Weaver is an extreme flyball pitcher, so the difference is still very real.

32% this year is among the very worst in the league.

Can you be lucky for almost 600 innings in a row and it still be luck?
Park effects
The Trop more of a pitcher park than LAA. And homeruns are similar.
The Trop is ~HR neutral

Anaheim trims them by 13%.

According to Statcorner

Anaheim: HR/FB: 86.9
Trop: HR/FB: 98.8

Fair enough.
Yes
Doubt it.
See: Zito, Barry
Well no one's stopping you from thinking that.
Giving up more hits doesn't matter so much if you're a ground ball pitcher.

Sonnanstine gets more grounders. For the most part, grounders don’t turn in to doubles or triples or inside the park homers. More hits doesn’t really matter…ground ball tendencies are good, even if they lead you to give up more hits than a flyball pitcher.

But his fly balls are as costly as Weavers.
What I mean is, he gives up as many homeruns. I'd have to look at SLG% against, but I'd imagine they're similar.
Sonnanstine's SLG% against this season was .446. Weaver's was .416.
A lot of that is luck
The fact that his and Weaver's HR were the same this year doesn't mean that's what it should be.

Someone pitched above or below their true talent level, perhaps. Or got unlucky.

But it's been consistent throughout his career.
You said that sample size was 600 IP, right?

Lots of weird fluky things can happen in 600 innings.

Yes, but that's still a big sample size.
Not when the results don't match the batted ball types, it isn't.
It's a big sample size according to what?
Is it more likely

that Jered Weaver is one of the most unique pitchers in the history of baseball, or that he’s been the benefactor of good luck/a home park that suppresses HRs?

You act like I'm calling him an ace. I'm saying he's better than Sonnanstine.

And I’m not saying it’s by a mile.

But all the evidence points to him not being better than Sonnanstine
Except their careers to this point.
Based on what?

You’re using results-based analysis. Look at the process.

I've looked at the process. I've looked at the detailed numbers. He's not such an exteme GB pitcher that it makes up for the difference in K's. Yes he doesn't walk anyone, which is awesome, because if he did, he'd suck.

He gets hit had from time to time. He’s hittable if he’s off just a little. And sometimes he’s off. He’s got to be perfect to be effective. His stuff just isn’t good enough not to be. You can disagree and I’m fine with that, but that’s where we are. And how I feel about the situation.

He could be a right handed David Wells

that’s a pretty fucking valuable pitcher.

Wells threw harder in his prime and from a better hand.
He had better hands?
Weaver is an extreme flyball pitcher, so yes, it does make up the difference in strikeouts.

And that difference is further diminished in the difference in walks and types of balls in play.

Not really.

I’m just saying that I don’t think Weaver is likely to enjoy the results he has enjoyed to this point in his career.

Yes, through his 461 inning career (not 600).

And having a lower SLG despite more flyballs and line drives is luck, even if Sonnanstine allows a few less balls in play because those balls in play are less valuable to a hitter than Weaver’s.

Fair enough. I want to know what I was looking at.
It's pretty much out of the pitcher's control whether a batted ball goes for a hit or not.

Within reason, of course.

Also, tRA comparison

Weaver: 4.25
Sonnanstine: 3.91

Close, but I’d take Sonny

Last year Sonnanstine started in front of one of the worst defenses I've ever seen
So did last years Kazmir and Shields and they were good last year.
Because they were very, very good.
Kazmir's BABIP was even worse than Sonnanstine's
I feel Kazmir striking all those guys out has something to do with that, as the defense is used less
And I think Sonnanstine has a better breaking ball.
E-Jax would give up that HR SOOOO much faster
What a disciplined, veteran swing.
I feel kind of bad about how terrible Ken Griffey, Jr. is now
It's a bummer, yeah.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm choosing to only remember Junior before 1999
That's a wise strategy
This is what I'm doing
I choose to remember up to 2000.
I remember ranting to my gym teacher the morning after we traded him
to which your gym teacher said

something about running laps, I presume.

I bet him that the Giants would win more games than the Padres in 1999 and came away with an autographed picture of A-Rod and Griffey in Mariner uniforms

I hate that picture

I ranted to my math teacher because my math teacher was awesome

we were pissed he killed a trade for Damon.

You make girly bets
You guys make me feel like I'm attending a wake.

We choose to remember him in his youth, wreathed in vitality, like a ray of sunshine in the outfield.

His entire career at this point is basically a living funeral
Nobody gets out alive! Sorry dude, raining cats and dogs. Moody damn day.

But the guy eating the M & M’s and keeping the blue ones made me laugh my ass off.

Just remember - He wants a 3 year deal
"Rest of his teammates were more lazy today."

BJ!

Good day for Longo

dammit Jeff, all you had to do was not ask for his jersey…

If Alfredsson blows I'm gonna know something's up
Upton jerseys are so much cooler.
Alexei Ramirez is freaking ugly
Ugh

Tying Maddon & the Rays to the Angels & Scosia…

Considering they farmed Maddon away from the Angels I'd say it makes sense
So Gavin Floyd sucks, I'm glad we cleared that up
Life was simpler when I trusted ERA
It was even simpler when I thought wins were important
I was never that stupid
I was 12, give me a break
And yes, even after only six months, it's hard to imagine life without tRA
33% of the people living in my house are that stupid.

I’d consider that low compared to the general population.

Life was a tad more complicated when I looked at strikeouts, walks, and homers

but also gave much credence to hit totals.

Oh God I wish I could have screenshotted that.
The man on the left is two years older than the man on the right

The Rays can succeed because they look old and trick the fates into believing they have experience.
they've been through simulated wars
...Simulated?
"Trick the fates"

implies that they made up the wars they’ve been through.

We all fought in the war of 1812
If you sing that to the tune of Yellow Submarine it's pretty catchy.
I just want Fahey to eat seed from my palm
And when that happens the rest of us want pictures.

What would ever possess you to create this
He's so flamboyant.
can't breathe can't breathe
He only gets cuter the longer you look
this is disturbingly true.
If I were the Mariners' GM I know the first move I'd make
Morrow for Delmon!
What would he do if Jeff was GM...
There's no way he still has a job based on talent.
Adorability is the sixth skill
I think that was the title of Earl Weaver's last book
Someone needs to put together and Adorable-Star team.
I think Clayton Richard might qualify
with a name like Clayton he'd be a shoo-in

Yes, yes, more of this please.
If you've got hate in your heart let it out, white power.

If you don’t like Will & Grace, don’t mean there’s something wrong with you, it means there’s something wrong with Will…he’s a homosexual.

...white power
I don't know, he looks like the kind of guy that shoots cats for sport to me.
Seventh
Silliness is a detriment
Oh I must have been confused by the ambiguity of this statement

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/7/22/577131/7-22-open-game-thread-part#7568825

My mind changed
I think silliness and adorability have a high correlation
The first move I made

was to make that picture my desktop wallpaper. It’s a thing of disturbing beauty.

in san diego orioles look a lot like parakeets.
Try this, Jeff.

Dammit - this:

This kid looks like Jeff Gordon.

Poor ugly fucker.

This is why you have no new readers since early 2007.
Do it at the petting zoo with the other oriole's
I want him to be the new Willie

TRADE TRADE TRADE

Who?
Ben Zobrist.
Motherfucker had a .250 ISOp
Motherfucker's HR/FB% is nearly the same as Pujols and he has 20 career minor league homeruns.
He's a bad, bad man.
That was one long popup.
I would have loved to see Thome bunt
Angels/Sox thread goes up at 5:15
2 hours ago?
It's almost like there are different time zones.
There's something besides EST?
Yeah, it's called the rest of the world.
Rest...of the world?
Yup. They've all got time zones too.

China, oddly for a country its size, only has one, but still.

How many does Russia have? 11

It’s rediculous and not even funny.

This I did not know.
The Olympics taught me many things about China
At least one of them is biased.
If traffic on the way home causes me to miss the end of this shit's gonna get real in a hurry
leave now or stay at work till it's over.
Well being home is the only way I can actually watch this on TV
Drive on the shoulder/sidewalks.
Radio?
It's not on KJR today. Other Seattle station?

(I know Jeff is in San Diego – just curious for Seattle)

850. Good luck getting reception.
I had problems getting KJR in when I wanted to listen to Sunday Night Baseball

on the drive back to Bellingham.

Thanks.
I drove to Tacoma and back yesterday.

Got reception around Federal Way on the way down. Never lost it on the way back. It was kind of weird.

Where is it based?
Tacoma.
My Awesome '96 Ford Contour shit mobile will pick it up.
I'm sure rally ignition is what drove Friedman to acquire Jason Bartlett.
I choose to remember Matt Thornton as a sucky pitcher.
My cat is still limping from sleeping in the birdbath when it tipped over. :(

Better today though. Nothing broken thank god.

As long as nothing's broken, this would have been entertaining to see.
Nothing's broken, except the birdbath.
Should have traded Clement for him.
Thorton terrifies me.
I don't care if he's good now, I can't shake the feeling that the offensive team will score runs when Thornton pitches.
He terrified us for years.
That's unfortunate, but he's really good now.
?

Reminds me of a team I know...
GAH I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DON'T SHUT UP REYNOLDS
Buntington Bear thinks this is excessive.
It's the Matt Thornton death spiral. I'm trying to jinx him.
I meant Reynolds screaming for a bunt.
Whoopsies.

And it was really fucking annoying.

Whoever tried to tell me Reynolds was good was an asshat.
It was all about relative worth.

When you stood him up next to the other pudnuckers on ESPN, he seemed like a friggin’ Nobel Prize winner.

You could be on to something.
Did they commercial the west coast?
There hasn't been a single commercial since the inning began.
SUCK IT REYNOLDS
Yeah Matt Thornton!!!!
EMBRACE THE DEATH SPIRAL SOX FANS
God I love Gameday 3D.
Go for the gold, Longoria!
TRADE LONGORIA

He’s unclutch and his contract is a long-term albatross.

Your sig hurts me.
His laziness has been on display for all to see today.

Hitting those drag-ass homeruns because he doesn’t want to actually exert himself on the basepaths.

A small part of me was hoping the Rays would lose a crucial game 5

as Matt Thornton shut them down just for the hilarity.

Why would the scoreboard implore White Sox fans to wave their rally towels while the White Sox couldn't possibly rally by circumstance of playing defense?
Run prevention is important.
Yeah, but you can't rally when you're on defense.
Not in the same manner anyway.
The White Sox offense is old and bad and they won't score 4 runs

unless Thome goes yard twice.

God he wasn't even running hard.
Griffey's final at bat?
Until the sky fills with blood and he becomes a Mariner.
Swingandamiss.
Actually solo homeruns are bad too
But not as bad as a double

because doubles don’t kill rallies. Duh.

Is it me or does Swisher look stoned in his gameday picture?
Swisher Sweet spliff.
Harold Reynlods: still afraid of the ball.
This thread died a sudden death.
Saving up my energy for the ALCS.
DRB is full of bad .jpgs.
They've been deleted.
You need rules and order.
But anarchy
Makes for bad reading.
We have rules.
This.
But anarchy
You don't have enough power.
But anarchy
I can't got o DRB without fear of my eyes being raped.

Makes for bad reading.

At least the photos are nice and small.
No they aren't
Hey...

WAIT

Your sarcasm detector was slower than Griffey's bat.
Perhaps those two commetns were sarcasm.
I'm glad that one .jpg disappeared before all hell broke loose.
SRQ is a silly badger.
...and they're back.
Longo has fucked all of those women.
You should turn comments off right as the last out is recorded.
...Genius.
I'm dead serious, it would be amazing.
Riots would occur.
Excellent.
How would you know?
Fanposts :(
Can be removed.
Done and done.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This will end well.
It's not like you're going to leave them off for long.
His email account would explode. People email him, which is weird. I've never considered emailing an admin.
I don't think Friedman has gotten any credit from the broadcast crew the entire playoffs.
From anyone in the press, really.

It’s 100% Maddon and heart and grit.

Sabermetrics suck.
DRIVE JEFF DRIVE
I'm thankful he wasn't around for that half inning.
OH NO SHIT'S GONNA BREAK BAD IF JEFF DOESN'T GET HOME IN TIME
Radio.
Not as fun as watching.
Goddamn dead memes.
Two outs left until AWESOME
We need a streaker in Chicago. A successful one.
I can't believe Rocco isn't lying in a hammock in the clubhouse.
Griffey striking out to end this would be pretty great.
It would.

GO RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS!

Grant Balfour needs to K Griffey for the last out and then do the finger pointing thing.

It would be so poetically bittersweet for me.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSss
YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Sit down old man
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

SIT THE FUCK DOWN!

GO TO BED, OLD MAN
RJ, this is by far the most hilarious thing you've ever done on DRB.
I've done hilarious things before?
The Rays are a bunting team?
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS
Does anyone else think that LDS wins are hilariously celebrated?

Seems to me the only time you should go batshit crazy is if you come back from 0-2

*over-celebrated
Nah, I think it's fine.
Yeah. Especially when you've never been there before. Next year, it won't be as crazy.

Now, go Angels! I want another 12 inning game. I want the Soxs, but I want them after a 5 game series with a depleted rotation and pen.

I don't care how it ends as long as it involves K-Rod giving up a walk off HR.
Which means I want it to end in a very specific fashion.
hahaha. Game 5 walk-off would be ideal for me. In the 14th.
Wouldn't that be in Anaheim?
You don't ruin my dreams with your logic!
Upton jogs in from center field to celebrate . . .
Leave that man and his beautiful dark skin alone!
He certainly did come in pretty slow
When the moment finally came it was, surprisingly, every bit as awesome as I had hoped.

Listening to the radio, Cliff Floyd is one happy dude to be winning the ALDS in front of his family and friends on the South Side.

RAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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