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It Feels Like Forever Since I Stared At This Editorial Admin Screen

In the spirit of that mood chart from a little while ago, an important thing to remember whenever planning a trip:

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Few days suck worse than that first day back. I think I'm beginning to understand why people do drugs. Reality with responsibilities is totally stupid.

Anyway, posting should be back to normal by tomorrow, after the re-adjustment is complete. Wednesday at the latest. In the meantime, I present to you the poll to end all polls. I was quick to run with Zoinks, but perhaps I was a bit too hasty. This one is best left to the people.

Choose wisely, for after this, there shall be no going back, unless I feel like it. And as always, anyone who attempts to turn this November ballot thread into something more sinister and controversial will be sent on a trip of his own to Monster Island*. I wouldn't try us.

Poll
Name him.
Zoinks
132 votes
Zoidberg
192 votes
Zduriencik
89 votes
Z
184 votes
GMZ
153 votes
Other
24 votes

774 votes | Poll has closed

0 recs  |  198 comments

Comments

Submitted for your consideration

Think of the possibilities, people. I have the complete boxset of Futurama and I now know how to make gifs.

Although the gifs JI and Jeff could make would make mine look terrible...
Yeah...really is there any other option?
Now look at this

Photoshop a set of mouth tendrils on and you’ve got Doctor Zoidberg.

Convenient, because that is one of my favorite moments from that show

Zoidberg is my vote

I'm with Zoidberg.
You can't gif dvds
I have tools you don't have.
Just call him Z.

It has a nice SBN2.0 tie in.

Zduriencik

I’m happy I can spell and say his name (zu-ren-sik) right.

I can spell crazy hockey names too but that doesn't mean I want to do it every day
You could just take that option off the poll...
If enough people prefer it then that's the way it'll go
Oh you're no fun anymore.
He left his heart on his Vacation
Until you change your mind.
I like GMZ :(
I think this was a great suggestion!
A lot of people do
...You like GMZ and therefore GMZ has already won, hasn't it?
Me too

Stupid Zoidberg

I've voted GMZ as well

I LOVE Zoidberg (in an inappropriate manner for discussion), but I just see no connection to the GM besides the “Z” to justify it. If he were known to be bizarre beyond comprehension and mumbled a lot, perhaps, but I just don’t see it.

Why is monster island asterisk?
Footnote that hasn't been written yet
It's actually a peninsula
Did you know peninsula is a anagram for luna penis?
I watched a lot of old Simpsons in Boston
I want to go to Candy Apple Island
I really should buy some of the early seasons on DVD.
Hey you were reading that OT thread!
We're always watching

I love their logo

we ought to go out and watch Aumont/Ramirez/Pineda next season, they have a really nice stadium up here

...

On a scale of 1-10

how much do you rue that Recap in Pictures thread, Jeff?

Historically Jeff has liked being shopped into situations that reinforce his authority.
You're something else, ac. My compliments to your moxie.
I'm still pissed that Matthew's LeninJeff never got the recognition it deserved.
Truly an underrated Jeff-shop.
Do you have the data to back up this statement?
At least nothing should hold him back for future picture recaps.
I don't know about that.

Fogel wasn’t around for the first one, was he?

I just figure people have enough pictures of Jeff to do as they wish.

Having more just adds to awesome recaps, not so much creative photoshops.

From the second greatest gamethread of the year

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/4/14/398979/4-14-open-game-thread-part#4644448

Good heavens.

This from the man who cursed us with animorphs?

Surprisingly little
Now you're just baiting
Better than Burger King man.
He had like 15 comments in the OT thread.
Write-in candidates:

Dr. Zaius or Dr. Zhivago

Holly hell GMZ is popular.
Z keeps it nice and simple
GMZ is like me with a Z :(
And flipped around.

Stop the pouting.

Looks like Zoinks is out of the running.
This is like watching a horse race.

“Zoidberg out to the early lead, Z coming to the front of the pack, and DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME! And GMZ is moving like a tremendous ma-chine! He’s out there all alone!”

Vote all you like

I’m still just calling him Z

Good God I've got a Simpsons quote that would get me banned if I used it right now...
Fine, abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!
Right episode.
Stupid not being able to read your mind....
This sounds like a job for Corco.

I’ll send you paypal money to fix it for Zoidberg.*

*If it won’t get me banned.

If GMZ wins

I hope he hires a manager whose name sounds good after “Funk Master”

Run GMZ and Funk Master Riggs?
Run GMZ and Funk Master Bobby V.
Gomez would have work again if this happened.
If I could type out beatboxing effectively, I would here.
And I realize GMZ isn't the same as DMC but it sounds cool in my head
I think that's why people like it.

But for DMZ.

I thought it was Jam Master

But I still approve of this method of hiring

Funk Master Flex and Jam Master Jay

Either one works for me.

I am glad this being put to a vote, Zoinks sucked.

I had to flip a coin between Zoidberg and Z, ended up going with Z.

...how many regulars do we have here?

And how many of those regulars have signed up on multiple accounts to vote?

Why would you have multiple accounts in the first place?

Unless you’re Corco and you want to avoid being banned. I don’t get it.

NeoRobert is still a political prisoner due to the events that unfolded after the 15,000th post craptacular.
Remind me not to do anything like that for my 20,000th post.
This isn't ringing a bell.
He killed computers.
I just have the one account, but I think you're underestimating the readership.

LL gets ~2,800 visits a day.

People that don't have to write the name on a daily basis shouldnt get a vote
I agree. None of this open democracy crap.
I didn't even think of that.
What is the footnote on Monster Island*?
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http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/11/3/653288/it-feels-like-forever-sinc#9809964

You know, I read that and it didn't register.

It’s beginning to happen more frequently the further the semester progresses.

Who knows, but let's discuss the Monkey Island series of games tonight and tomorrow

Because that was what I read when I saw that, and those games are very great

Oh I love Monkey Island.

Those were the days when you had to put some thought into games. Other great series:

Space Quest
Kings Quest
Police Quest
Leisure Suit Larry

RIP Sierra.
Sierra and Lucas Arts.

Loom was another great game, but it didn’t turn into a series.

Lucas Arts today is a damn joke.
No kidding

It saddens me to no end. I still play all of the games I just mentioned, and could probably quote Monkey Island verbatim (like with Ghostbusters)

I'm Bobbin Threadbare

Are you my mother?

Name the game and situation for bonus points
Touche.

I think this is where I lose the sword fight.

When you're at the Fettuccini Brothers' Circus

Just after being shot from the cannon. You’re stuck upside down against the pole you crashed into, and this option was printed upside down as well

Monkey Island II?
The first. On Melee Island™ you go to the circus to earn your money

After the aforementioned situation, you are asked if you are ok. That was an available response

It's been so long since I played the first Monkey Island.

I just remember the 2D town at the beginning of the game and then going off into the woods to sword fight.

I last played through it about 6 months ago

But I’ve done it so many times now that it’s all in permanent storage in the brain.

It’s a Rubber Chicken with a pulley in the middle

Leisure Suit Larry was always a favorite

Even though I was not supposed to be playing it… And lets not forget Grim Fandango (which just had it’s 10th Anniversary last Thursday), Full Throttle, Sam and Max, and Day of the Tentacle.

I remember when I was four years old on Christmas Eve.

Down the hall my dad and my uncle were playing the first installment of Leisure Suit Larry and my brother and I fell asleep in the hallway trying to watch them play. I find it funny how I knew at the time why my dad didn’t want us to watch.

Adventure games died a deserving death

fuck Roberta Williams.

Ah so you're one of those people who's mad at Roberta Williams for being a gaming "elitist."
Things are trending badly for Zoidberg.
Nah, we got this

I’ll stay up all night making buttons using your .gif and miniature OLED screens

Things are trending very badly for Zoidberg.
How can you think things are trending badly when you're winning by a lot!?
Reverse psychology

Trying to get insurance “sympathy” votes to pad the lead.

No no no no

GMZ!

We really will get tired of Zoidberg…

Tired of Zoidberg?!

Don't trust the exit polls!
Things are trending worse for Zoidberg today.
It's those "Z" precincts that always report late.

Dammit, they always come in at the end with a huge margin for “Z.”

Lies; he's still winning
Crap, Z and GMZ are splitting the votes!
Goood. Goooooood.
I really can't make any joke about this that won't get me boxed immediately

But this is good news

Can we go with "The Big Z?"

I prefer that Futurama reference.

I might just call him "Other"

and see how long I get away with it.

We're going to get bored of Zoidberg real quickly

I vote we call him Jay Z

People need to realize that no matter how hard you try

laziness always wins out in the end.

How the hell did Czar Dick Junkie not make the list?
I thought that was the entire appeal behind Z getting hired.
Because it's a given that it will come up as soon as something goes wrong

This way we have a backup in case things go well

I thought the list was sa way of pandering to the masses

And y’all are gonna call him what you feel like calling him.

Yeah, he didn't even mention when the polls close

This is probably like those “elections” that happen in places where the guy in charge will not leave office because he has a law that elections are fake and tools of the devil or somesuch

This totally what the eLLections would have resulted in had Jeff allowed it.
Stop listening to the media.

This is totally valid poll and we always listen to them…

I'm just telling people I'm voting for Zoidberg

because I am afraid of being seen a prejudice against marine creatures. I bet the gap is closer than the polls say.

That's too long to type
Campaing Poster here

Zduriencik

I spent a long time learning how to spell that son of a bitch’s name. (Long time = four minutes)

Zoidberg: I love a good obscure reference, but I never did like Futurama, so I have to vote against this one on pure indifference.

Zoinks! is at least semi-funny because it’s a great expletive. And Scooby-Doo is always funny.

This is all, of course, based on the premise that we HAVE to give this guy a nickname immediately. My vote is for waiting until a more natural nickname presents itself. Let’s not hurt ourselves giving a nickname to a guy we know nothing about. We have a long time to find something good. We know nothing about this man.

In the absence of any nickname that makes sense to me, I’ll just spell out his name.

It's almost like you're an editor or something!
Let me get this straight

Futurama = Not funny
but Scooby Doo = Always funny

You either smoke too much, or not enough, pot.

Whatever it is, it's not the exact right amount.
I chose Zduriencik.

I’m looking forward to see how he assembles his Zdu-man Group.

Bava-Z

yeah, my first post in months. I thought I’d do better, too.

gotta shake the rust off, dude
Man if you guys would have just voted for GMZ instead of Z, we'd be running away with this thing!
What does GMZ stand for?
It's really supposed to be GM Z
Coach Z Coach Z... 1, 2, 1, 2

Where my lazer’s at, where my lazer’s at?

I think I will refer to him by all of the nicknames above in exact proportion
Does that mean the poll is closed?
No

I just realized over the course of the night that there needs to be a little variety.

I love your thinking here.
Did it come to you in a vision?
My trips are way more interesting
Yeah, why fight it?

The thread was entertaining for a while, but in the end, just wing that mother…

At this stage in the voting it's clear that a plurality is the best you can hope for

There’s clearly no “mandate” to go forward with any single nickname.
Perhaps a second election featuring just the top two vote-getters?

Or we could just run with Zoidberg and Z.
Still fits
As in no second poll, just use both.
Now we have the affectionate names cornered, we need to think of the negative ones we can use in the future.
I have no idea how Zoidberg can be positive.

He is a loser who eats out of the garbage can.

Czar Dick Junkie is the only choice.
ZdurienSUCK

that first “I” always gets me when I’m typing his name

hmmmmmm.


Dear God what is that?
I'm not sure i want to know

but it looks like the most demented Chicken McNugget I’ve ever seen.

Zardoz.

A whack scifi film by John Boorman.

He was hanging out with General Zod, but that jpg appears to have vanished.

THE GUN IS GOOD.
I'm not going there.

nor shall I think about Connery in the bananasling.

But it fits him so well!
That never gets old for me.

I need to rewatch it. The pace is awful at times but there are many quality moments throughout.

(still voted Zoidberg)

One more for your consideration

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew.

I like it
Not a full time nickname,

but something to use for a little flavor. Will be infinitely better if he hires a skinny redhead as assistant GM.

I think Dewey could be a candidate for obnoxiously obscure nickname
*this is what I"m now calling him
This is frightening.
So who gets to be Beeker?
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Rick Astley for Field Manager.

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