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Tuesdays With Sean Green

Man: Sean? Sean, you here?

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Man: Sean, I need to talk to you.

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Man: I know we don't usually hang out today but I tried calling you a few times this morning and you didn't pick up. I just want to make sure everything's okay.

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Man: Sean?

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Man:

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Note_medium Moved. Leave me alone.

Man: What? "Moved"? I don't-

Heilmanhead_medium holy shit

Heilmanhead_mediumHOLY SHIT

Heilmanhead_medium WHAT THE FUCK

Man: Excuse me? Do you know where I might find-

Heilmanhead_mediumWHAT THE FUCK

Heilmanhead_mediumWHO THE FUCK

Heilmanhead_mediumHOW THE FUCK

Heilmanhead_mediumGET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE

Man: Sir, I'm just looking for

Heilmanhead_mediumGET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE

Heilmanhead_mediumGET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE

Heilmanhead_mediumHOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE

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Comments

The series can't end on a cliffhanger.
That is SO damn depressing.
At least he was clothed?

Im still trying to figure out the identity of the mysterious ‘man’.

And TWSG on a Thursday? Is this Amateur Hour? : P

Kidding, its solid. Not the best though.

Thursdays With Aaron Heilman may have some potential.
Thought-provoking.
I'd laugh hysterically but this is so damn depressing :(
You'd think he'd be used to this after living in New York.
Wonder how Heilman and Silva would get along?
Silva would threaten Heilman for not "trying", then Heilman would punch his lights out.
The exact response popped into my head, this made me laugh waaaay to much.
I'm not so sure that he won't love him...

Now I'm sad :(
When I saw that Sean Green was in this trade the 1st thing i thought of was these stories
Hahaha...

Another thing I’ll miss…

It can't end like this

Nuuuuu….

I find it hard to believe that a TWSG could make me sad, but it does.

Mr. Sullivan, that takes talent.

I already hate Aaron Heilman

We better trade him- My brain could not accept that he was a Mariner and still can’t

It appears that Sean Green went a little too crazy on Tuesday for the last time...
Geez, guys, I thought it was funny

Man: Sir I was just looking for a guy with an out pitch

YOU GOT THE WRONG PLACE FUCKO

I like how even the note from Sean Green has a pause.

Thursdays with Angry Heilman. I like it.

Hey cool,
you followed my suggestion.

This was the closest I've ever come

to having emotion tied to Sean Green. Alas, it ended all too quickly. Good night sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.

This new guy is way too amped up

I miss Sean. However, this new guy could have many hilarious situations brought on by his wild behavior which could lead to more fun situations. I also propose that Jeff continue Tuesdays with Sean Green in FanPost form over at the Mets’ SBN site

I agree with this

I was just starting to really enjoy Tuesdays with Sean Green and now it’s gone

The lord giveth and the lord taketh away

Yep

and we’ll all trek over there to read it.

That's a really good idea. I concur.
Somehow this made me feel sad too.
Aaron Heilman is twice the man that Sean Green was.
Green dimly ambivalent, Heilman scruffily furious

There must be some arcane measurement to explain the significance

First The Shield, now this.

Tuesdays is just not as good as it used to be. : (

We still have House.
It's moving to Mondays
House sucks

[ducks]

I'm with you on this.
I enjoy The Mentalist.
Tuesday now officially blows.
Thank goodness noone bitched at me for my horrible grammar.
Simultaneously sad and hilarious

Congratulations, that’s the mark of great writing. I say keep TWSG here over changing it to a Mets fan post, but whatever. Maybe if you at least linked to it from here somewhere?

Man: Erik?

Quoi?

To be fair

Heilman lacks that kind of fire and doesn’t really have a personality, he does wear very tight pants though, so you have that to look forward to.

That being said, I liked the post
it doesnt quite work

but Monday with Erik Bedard has potential

Hahaha rec'd

Lookout Landing seems like a really active site. I join.

You will have a long and fulfilling Lookout Landing career

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