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Gah...I hate Davis....
I don't think its fair to place the blame solely on Chinn.
I admit it! I drove Davis away! But only by threatening his pets.
Unless you're talking about Ben Davis

this is a highly improbably scenario on account of the ‘win’ part. Also the autograph request.

Are those actual quotes?

And how funny is it that I cannot tell?

Might as well be
I think of it as a combination of several people quotes.
what the fuck is wrong with you
"Sex Cauldron" is my new favorite phrase
I'm more fond of "sweet milk of victory"
I thought they shut that place down years ago.
Reminds me of KSK's Sex Cannon
Let's keep up with our Simpsons quotes

Mrs Lovejoy: “Do you think they should be talking about s-e-x in front of the c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n?”
Krusty the Clown: “Sex Cauldren!? I thought they closed that place down!”

I wonder if sexually assualting Yuni's goldfish would traumatize him so that he couldn't eat for a while.

I’m guessing no.

How do you know they don't?
Or they demand to be included in a trade so they can get out of Seattle (Sean Green)
Well, New York probably wouldn't be the best place to go if he wanted to avoid criticism.

If anything, he will be under more pressure than even before.

With the abundance of sarcasm here I assume this is a joke...

But did this actually get reported?

And no

I’m not complaining about the sarcasm.

Davis drives some type of mutated Crown Victoria where the driver sits in front of his front wheels.

Which probably means he doesn’t make a good salary by today’s baseball economics and thus… not-deserving of fierce criticism.

Yeah, but...

he is technically a pig fucker.

Jeff.

This is the funniest post I have seen since you were at war with your chair.

Thank you for making my day (and perhaps my week) much brighter!

War with his chair?

War with his chair

Fantastic.
I cannot wait for game threads to return!
I can't wait for the caring to return.
I was looking at the schedule for the season this afternoon thinking about this same thing.
I remember this game

it was my first night in San Diego while interviewing and I wanted to kill someone the whole time.

I was at all but one of the games that series.

I was convinced we were gonna sweep ’em and take the division lead.

Maybe the worst three days of all time.

I was hoping just hoping that we would do it.

We even had the weird blueapalooza thingy going on during that series…

The chair threads were the ones that actually pulled me into the LL community hook, line and sinker.

Beginning of the end for me.

Sweet baby jesus,

look at that gaudy win-loss record.

What is Davis doing to his wife?

Presumably it’s his wife…

The bigger presumption is that most LL'ers

sleep next to women at night.

Davis is the player, so the ladies should be plentiful.
I was thrown off by the hats.

Whoops

I think it's the player that is sleeping next to his wife
Jeff fantasises about Ben Davis's wife?
I don't think you're interpreting this properly
It's a common problem.
I don't really think of Jeff as much of a player.
Something that requires him to wear his baseball cap the whole time.
Maybe he just started to bald and he is unsure of himself.
Matt Hasselbeck!
It's a hug!

He’s hugging her!

Meh it looks more like groping...
When two people love each other very much, sometimes they exchange hugs at extreme arms length.
It's possible he turned the autograph seeker down because he's happily married.
Stick figures get confusing when in close proximity
He looks left-handed to me in panel 1, but I think that's just my inherent bias.
That wasn't his wife.

It was Curt Schilling and they were exchanging titty-twisters.

pshaw.

it is obvious that they are running into each others arms, while the music swells and rises. As it were.

Yes and where did his teammate's hat go?
Is this somehow based on an actual event?
Yes. Yes it is. And the photos you see are real photos of Mariner pitchers and their wives.
Saturation reporting, by Jeff Sullivan.
Either you've got a scary good memory for remembering someone as forgettable as Jason Davis, or you just pulled the name Davis out of a hat and I have the useless memory.
How can you forget Jason Davis?
Heavy drinking.
He had his own cheer
Who the fuck was Jason Davis?

The name doesn’t even sound familiar.

A scrub reliever we traded a scrub minor leaguer for to

Cleveland way back in 2007. I had forgotten him too — ah, the memories came rushing back.

I don't recall anyone using the term 'pigfucker'

The sexual assault on pets threat just may have

Only Davis' friends are allowed to call him "pigfucker."
Great googly moogly.
I thought the first two panels were the pitcher throwing his back out and then throwing his glove away in surrender.

And that catcher’s mask looks like hair.

Still fucking fantastic, though.

Yeah, I thought the catcher had a goatee.
Whew, must be getting old. It took me a godawful long time to finally understand it...

Thing that threw me off was that I thought his glove was supposed to be his “heart” and it had some metaphysic meaning… (the top slides)

And in the bottom three slides a 3rd person was coming over the fence and his “heart” disappeared and I was wondering what the fuck was going on.

Literary analysis is ruining society.
Epic fist pump in the first panel.

most excited stick figure ever

Could "Stick Figure" recaps become the LL version of Legovision!?!?

I miss Legovision.

This page was linked on THT.
YAY! for Dave Studeman!

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