Mrs Lovejoy: “Do you think they should be talking about s-e-x in front of the c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n?”
Krusty the Clown: “Sex Cauldren!? I thought they closed that place down!”
Either you've got a scary good memory for remembering someone as forgettable as Jason Davis, or you just pulled the name Davis out of a hat and I have the useless memory.
Gah...I hate Davis....
SethGrandpa - December 15, 2008
I don't think its fair to place the blame solely on Chinn.
Robert - December 15, 2008
I admit it! I drove Davis away! But only by threatening his pets.
chinn - December 15, 2008
Unless you're talking about Ben Davis
this is a highly improbably scenario on account of the ‘win’ part. Also the autograph request.
Bearskin Rugburn - December 15, 2008
What
Graham MacAree - December 15, 2008
Are those actual quotes?
And how funny is it that I cannot tell?
Matthew - December 15, 2008
Might as well be
Jeff Sullivan - December 15, 2008
I think of it as a combination of several people quotes.
mark sobba - December 15, 2008
what the fuck is wrong with you
Dewey N - December 15, 2008
"Sex Cauldron" is my new favorite phrase
Benne - December 15, 2008
I'm more fond of "sweet milk of victory"
seattlecougar - December 15, 2008
I thought they shut that place down years ago.
JI - December 15, 2008
Reminds me of KSK's Sex Cannon
azruavatar - December 15, 2008
Let's keep up with our Simpsons quotes
Mrs Lovejoy: “Do you think they should be talking about s-e-x in front of the c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n?”
Krusty the Clown: “Sex Cauldren!? I thought they closed that place down!”
LoydKristmis - December 16, 2008
LATE
JI - December 16, 2008
I wonder if sexually assualting Yuni's goldfish would traumatize him so that he couldn't eat for a while.
I’m guessing no.
abender20 - December 15, 2008
How do you know they don't?
JI - December 15, 2008
Or they demand to be included in a trade so they can get out of Seattle (Sean Green)
kentroyals5 - December 15, 2008
Well, New York probably wouldn't be the best place to go if he wanted to avoid criticism.
If anything, he will be under more pressure than even before.
Fin - December 15, 2008
With the abundance of sarcasm here I assume this is a joke...
But did this actually get reported?
TheTank123 - December 15, 2008
And no
I’m not complaining about the sarcasm.
TheTank123 - December 15, 2008
Joke
Jeff Sullivan - December 15, 2008
ty
TheTank123 - December 15, 2008
Davis drives some type of mutated Crown Victoria where the driver sits in front of his front wheels.
Which probably means he doesn’t make a good salary by today’s baseball economics and thus… not-deserving of fierce criticism.
oc - December 15, 2008
Yeah, but...
he is technically a pig fucker.
ghostofErikThompson - December 15, 2008
Jeff.
This is the funniest post I have seen since you were at war with your chair.
Thank you for making my day (and perhaps my week) much brighter!
Thingray - December 15, 2008
War with his chair?
BrianL - December 15, 2008
War with his chair
JI - December 15, 2008
Fantastic.
BrianL - December 15, 2008
I cannot wait for game threads to return!
seattlesundevil - December 15, 2008
I can't wait for the caring to return.
Robert - December 15, 2008
I was looking at the schedule for the season this afternoon thinking about this same thing.
mark sobba - December 15, 2008
Totally true.
seattlesundevil - December 16, 2008
I remember this game
it was my first night in San Diego while interviewing and I wanted to kill someone the whole time.
seattlebruin - December 15, 2008
I was at all but one of the games that series.
I was convinced we were gonna sweep ’em and take the division lead.
Maybe the worst three days of all time.
BrettJMiller - December 15, 2008
I was hoping just hoping that we would do it.
We even had the weird blueapalooza thingy going on during that series…
Slurvey - December 15, 2008
The chair threads were the ones that actually pulled me into the LL community hook, line and sinker.
Beginning of the end for me.
Thingray - December 15, 2008
Sweet baby jesus,
look at that gaudy win-loss record.
DCMariner - December 15, 2008
What is Davis doing to his wife?
Presumably it’s his wife…
chinn - December 15, 2008
The bigger presumption is that most LL'ers
sleep next to women at night.
brayden04 - December 15, 2008
Davis is the player, so the ladies should be plentiful.
Teej - December 15, 2008
I was thrown off by the hats.
Whoops
brayden04 - December 16, 2008
I think it's the player that is sleeping next to his wife
johnbai - December 15, 2008
Jeff fantasises about Ben Davis's wife?
Graham MacAree - December 15, 2008
I don't think you're interpreting this properly
Jeff Sullivan - December 15, 2008
It's a common problem.
Kirsten Schlewitz - December 16, 2008
I don't really think of Jeff as much of a player.
Llewdor - December 16, 2008
Something that requires him to wear his baseball cap the whole time.
Matthew - December 15, 2008
Maybe he just started to bald and he is unsure of himself.
JI - December 15, 2008
Matt Hasselbeck!
Pebohead - December 16, 2008
It's a hug!
He’s hugging her!
Jeff Sullivan - December 15, 2008
Meh it looks more like groping...
Slurvey - December 15, 2008
When two people love each other very much, sometimes they exchange hugs at extreme arms length.
Matthew - December 15, 2008
It's possible he turned the autograph seeker down because he's happily married.
oc - December 15, 2008
Stick figures get confusing when in close proximity
Jeff Sullivan - December 15, 2008
He looks left-handed to me in panel 1, but I think that's just my inherent bias.
Matthew - December 15, 2008
That wasn't his wife.
It was Curt Schilling and they were exchanging titty-twisters.
Vatinius - December 15, 2008
pshaw.
it is obvious that they are running into each others arms, while the music swells and rises. As it were.
msb - December 16, 2008
Huge tits...
Edgar for Pres - December 16, 2008
Yes and where did his teammate's hat go?
Dewey N - December 15, 2008
Is this somehow based on an actual event?
.Taylor - December 15, 2008
Yes. Yes it is. And the photos you see are real photos of Mariner pitchers and their wives.
Bearskin Rugburn - December 15, 2008
Saturation reporting, by Jeff Sullivan.
.Taylor - December 15, 2008
Either you've got a scary good memory for remembering someone as forgettable as Jason Davis, or you just pulled the name Davis out of a hat and I have the useless memory.
BrettJMiller - December 15, 2008
How can you forget Jason Davis?
Matthew - December 15, 2008
Heavy drinking.
Thingray - December 15, 2008
He had his own cheer
JI - December 15, 2008
Who the fuck was Jason Davis?
The name doesn’t even sound familiar.
Llewdor - December 16, 2008
A scrub reliever we traded a scrub minor leaguer for to
Cleveland way back in 2007. I had forgotten him too — ah, the memories came rushing back.
redwolf75 - December 16, 2008
I don't recall anyone using the term 'pigfucker'
The sexual assault on pets threat just may have
Nick S - December 15, 2008
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/search?btn=Go&order=date&q=pigfucker&type=Comment
JI - December 15, 2008
I love that Jeff has used this before.
Mariner John - December 15, 2008
It's from BASEketball/South Park.
Well, at least that’s the only place I’ve ever heard it.
Teej - December 15, 2008
Twice!
Coach Owens - December 15, 2008
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/search?scope=community&type=Comment&order=date&q=pig+fucker&btn=Search
JI - December 15, 2008
Er....Four times!
Coach Owens - December 15, 2008
Only Davis' friends are allowed to call him "pigfucker."
Teej - December 15, 2008
Great googly moogly.
royalcurve - December 15, 2008
I thought the first two panels were the pitcher throwing his back out and then throwing his glove away in surrender.
And that catcher’s mask looks like hair.
Still fucking fantastic, though.
JLC - December 15, 2008
Yeah, I thought the catcher had a goatee.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - December 16, 2008
Wow.
Goose - December 15, 2008
Whew, must be getting old. It took me a godawful long time to finally understand it...
Thing that threw me off was that I thought his glove was supposed to be his “heart” and it had some metaphysic meaning… (the top slides)
And in the bottom three slides a 3rd person was coming over the fence and his “heart” disappeared and I was wondering what the fuck was going on.
Sam Regens - December 16, 2008
Literary analysis is ruining society.
Llewdor - December 16, 2008
Epic fist pump in the first panel.
most excited stick figure ever
Jack Moore - December 16, 2008
Could "Stick Figure" recaps become the LL version of Legovision!?!?
I miss Legovision.
mark sobba - December 16, 2008
me too.
msb - December 17, 2008
This page was linked on THT.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - December 17, 2008
YAY! for Dave Studeman!
Wilder. - December 17, 2008
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