Man: Hey Sean! Good afternoon.
Man: So what's up?
Not much.
Man: Keeping busy? I see you've got a magnifying glass there on the table. Have you been outside burning ants? haha
Been looking at stuff.
Man: What kinds of stuff?
Corks.
Man: Quartz? You into rocks?
Corks.
Man: Oh, corks. Why have you been looking at corks?
Corks are weird.
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JI - December 2, 2008
I'm now waiting for the day that Sean Green flips the fuck out
into a long rambling soliloquy about … whatever it is that Sean Green is into. Or how much he’s going to miss Norm Charlton in the bullpen, or something.
Two Rs and Two Ls - December 2, 2008
I love Tuesdays
InSpokane - December 2, 2008
He's starting to remind me of a less wordy and less annoying Coach Owens
Corco - December 2, 2008
so basically all the good parts of Coach
Corco - December 2, 2008
There are good parts?
Fuzz - December 2, 2008
Yes
Robert - December 2, 2008
eww
JI - December 2, 2008
Ok this one was awesome
Nick S - December 2, 2008
He's really starting to come out of his shell.
Aaron Campeau - December 2, 2008
This and house?
Could tuesday’s get any better!?
mariners124m - December 2, 2008
Hell yeah they are...
$2 Tuesdays at Bellevue Rock Bottom. 22 oz of amazing microbrew for $2 until 9pm! Best night of the week… Especially when you can come home buzzed to this :)
seattlecougar - December 3, 2008
Maybe it's just the Portland Rock Bottom, but their beer is far from awesome.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - December 3, 2008
Nope, that's every Rock Bottom
Their beer is by no means undrinkable, but given a choice I’d not go there.
pdb - December 3, 2008
The Chicago Rock Bottom is fantastic,
but that’s the only one I’ve been too that’s good.
Matthew - December 3, 2008
As the only decent drinking eshblishment within 30 minutes of MV, I really enjoy it.
Robert - December 3, 2008
I like how the interlocutor's name is "man".
It sort of has that everyman charm. It could be anyone talking to Sean Green!
b_rider - December 2, 2008
I like to imagine that it's me
And I’m waiting on the edge of my seat for every one of his “answers”
tootthekazoo - December 2, 2008
I wonder if Sean Green reads these excerpts of himself, that'd be awesome.
marinerdan - December 2, 2008
I'm starting to wonder if the praise of the previous posts
Is some sort of reverse psychology meme.
The Typical Idiot Fan - December 2, 2008
Corks=Quartz, hahahaha
JMKaustin - December 2, 2008
corks ARE wierd, man.
msb - December 2, 2008
Jeff, don't ever stop
I love these
tootthekazoo - December 2, 2008
This one felt a little labored.
oc - December 2, 2008
Hollywood pitch
Jeff: Thanks for seeing me.
Studio douche: No problem, man. I hear you’ve got a new idea for a film.
Jeff: Yeah. It’s called “Tuesdays With Sean Green”.
Douche: So it’s a sequel to “Tuesdays With”….ah fuck what was that guy’s name
Jeff: No. It’s an absurdist farce.
Douche: (blank stare)
Jeff: No, really. Take Waiting For Godot and cross it with The Straight Story and you’re on the right track.
Douche: really. Sounds, uh….brrrrrrrrinnnng was that my phone? I gotta take this. See ya.
pdb - December 2, 2008
Uhh.
I think it would make a better TV show, it’d only make more sense.
Fin - December 2, 2008
You'd have to put it on AMC or something
At least until it got a few Emmys.
Some of the best shows on TV are buried in basic cable, after all.
When does Battlestar Galactica come back?
seattlecougar - December 3, 2008
This is true about basic cable
The funniest show on TV right now, IMO, is It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia
mariners124m - December 3, 2008
Okay, is it just me
Or does Sean Green seem like a much milder version of Migraine Boy?
Barbituate Boy?
JordanB - December 3, 2008
Y'know what this really needs?
Some accompanying jingley kids type music and the Man’s voice has to be done in the style of the guy from Blue’s Clues.
The Typical Idiot Fan - December 3, 2008
This is my favorite of the saga so far.
.Taylor - December 3, 2008
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