With the $11m he will receive in salary in 2009, Carlos Silva could afford to send an I'm Sorry card to every household in Seattle once a month for all six months of the season.
I should be back to regular posting by the weekend. Enjoy your New Year's and don't do anything alarmingly stupid.
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Define Alarmingly
Robert - December 31, 2008
requiring bail money and/or legal fees to extricate yourself from
pdb - December 31, 2008
What about medical fees?
seattlebruin - December 31, 2008
More importantly, other people having to spring for bail for him.
Kirsten Schlewitz - December 31, 2008
Stay off the balcony.
Kirsten Schlewitz - December 31, 2008
No good stories have come from non stupid ideas
Robert - December 31, 2008
Define "Appropriate use of salary"
kentroyals5 - December 31, 2008
even better he could buy 11 million tacos for 11 million dollars lol
JI - December 31, 2008
but what will he eat for dinner hooahhhhhhh
abender20 - December 31, 2008
even in sarcastic jest Silva fat jokes are pretty much done
pdb - December 31, 2008
I thought I could get it out of the way with just one >:(
JI - December 31, 2008
Jeez...
And you violated the NO LOL rule, too!
PositivePaul - December 31, 2008
It's acceptable for rare ironic use.
Graham MacAree - December 31, 2008
rare being the key word here
pdb - December 31, 2008
Yup
Graham MacAree - December 31, 2008
I think I would be ok with a personal I'mSorry card from Silva. Either that, or he could spend
11 million dollars getting exotic surgeries to help his velocity, break, and control.
abender20 - December 31, 2008
Most likely New Years plans: I spend the night in my room, helping my GF write/edit her B-school application essays
Would we have to stretch the definition of “alarmingly stupid” for this one to count?
esoteric - December 31, 2008
Maybe...
He could get gastric-bypass surgery, learn how to hit, and then come play 1st base for us.
seatownsports - December 31, 2008
So the Bizarro Rick Ankiel
seattlebruin - December 31, 2008
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