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Today's Fun Fact

With the $11m he will receive in salary in 2009, Carlos Silva could afford to send an I'm Sorry card to every household in Seattle once a month for all six months of the season.

I should be back to regular posting by the weekend. Enjoy your New Year's and don't do anything alarmingly stupid.

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Define Alarmingly
requiring bail money and/or legal fees to extricate yourself from
What about medical fees?
More importantly, other people having to spring for bail for him.
Stay off the balcony.
No good stories have come from non stupid ideas
Define "Appropriate use of salary"
even better he could buy 11 million tacos for 11 million dollars lol
but what will he eat for dinner hooahhhhhhh
even in sarcastic jest Silva fat jokes are pretty much done
I thought I could get it out of the way with just one >:(
Jeez...

And you violated the NO LOL rule, too!

It's acceptable for rare ironic use.
rare being the key word here
I think I would be ok with a personal I'mSorry card from Silva. Either that, or he could spend

11 million dollars getting exotic surgeries to help his velocity, break, and control.

Most likely New Years plans: I spend the night in my room, helping my GF write/edit her B-school application essays

Would we have to stretch the definition of “alarmingly stupid” for this one to count?

Maybe...

He could get gastric-bypass surgery, learn how to hit, and then come play 1st base for us.

So the Bizarro Rick Ankiel

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