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I picture a "Choose your own adventure"

You have a LH bat OF who can't touch Lefty pitchers. Do you choose to platoon him?
No? go to pg 26 -- keep him in the lineup because he's a good guy

Yes? go to pg 47 -- *page missing

Luckily they don't apply this flowchart

to Ichiro. Or, at least, they apply it to Wilkerson first, and then are out of Morse when it comes to Ichiro.

I love flow chart jokes

This one's no different.

I'm not laughing

But that is not your fault Jeff.

when is this chart due back at Mariners headquarters??

Well done, sir.

Well done.

Does this imply

that theres some sort of logic involved?

I'm wondering the same thing...

Is this Johnny Mac's thought process?

Ha friggin' ha

But yes, flowcharts don't get old.

OT: Does anyone else find that Guitar Hero commercial where Slash literally PUNCHES his way out of the body of some teenager in time to take a solo to be...I dunno, a bit too David Cronenberg for comfort?

Can anything really be

"too David Cronenberg"?

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