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by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 31, 2008 4:18 PM PDT in Seattle Mariners Game Threads
uh holy crap
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STRIKE THIS BITCH OUT
Garces - March 31, 2008 reply
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008 reply
BUT HE KNOWS HOW TO PITCH!!!11!
Fett42 - March 31, 2008 reply
I'll take what I can get.
EnglishMariner - March 31, 2008 reply
thus far.
PLU Tim - March 31, 2008 reply
Phil Hatzenbuehler - March 31, 2008 reply
Wilder. - March 31, 2008 reply
marinator - March 31, 2008 reply
Gomez - March 31, 2008 reply
Felix Day will be much greater
Corco - March 31, 2008 reply
As the year progresses his control will probably get better and better.
Matthew - March 31, 2008 reply
according to gameday. 28 strikes 26 balls.
bluemax - March 31, 2008 reply
cwel87 - March 31, 2008 reply
we could probebly get some calls too.
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008 reply
Because it can never be beaten, which is why being 1-0 after 2 innings is hurting so much already.
is worried about Bedard's velocity...His average FB was 91.6mph last season. He's right in the ballpark.
andrewgolfsalot - March 31, 2008 reply
Omerta - March 31, 2008 reply
They need to wait and not hack at everything
I love it... Mike Blowers is awesome. I don't see why anyone doesn't like him
thenatural - March 31, 2008 reply
and boring voice. That's about it.
on the Opening Night broadcast, the Mariners hitters didn't know which zone was the fake.
Jordan of Boise - March 31, 2008 reply
What is this strike zone you speak of?
Vladimir Guerrero
I really want you to prove us all wrong!
MFAN - March 31, 2008 reply
drive around? I did, and I can admit it
that says how many days are left till Richies contract expires.
Goose - March 31, 2008 reply
sucks for both teams
basebliman - March 31, 2008 reply
Consider yourself lucky.
Worst strikezone ever.
RICHIE WALKS!!!
BIG RICHIE
tootthekazoo - March 31, 2008 reply
COMEBACK PLAYER OF THE YEAR!!!
small zone pays us back
Thank you, you god awful umpire!
Did the crowd boo sexson?
More suprised, quiet golf claps - a few laughs.
Whut?
ThundaPC - March 31, 2008 reply
phil333 - March 31, 2008 reply
InSpokane - March 31, 2008 reply
Richie Sexson walks? Only with this ump.
OlSalty - March 31, 2008 reply
Just let the ump get you on
JLC - March 31, 2008 reply
Were the posts going off the bottom of the page and covering post a comment section for anybody else in the old game thread?
Happybelly - March 31, 2008 reply
are you using IE 7?
Trei Brundrett - March 31, 2008 reply
I usually use FF but it's not an option for me at the minute.
esoteric - March 31, 2008 reply
AWESOME
My Hero!
More of this please
He was way ahead of that one...
Sidi - March 31, 2008 reply
He has Red's bat!
come on Wilk!
Who needs a fucking thumb?
the video is 5 seconds ahead of the audio
brayden04 - March 31, 2008 reply
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008 reply
Nick S - March 31, 2008 reply
This outta be good.
Hit into a DP and I'll hate you forever.
or else MIKE MORSE will do your job for you...
Now for the love of God at least score one run.
suck. and living in dallas blacks me out on mlbtv
sooper jeenyus - March 31, 2008 reply
Grieve not that bad... Lewin is the worst thing that has happened to anything EVER
This strikezone is wack. C'mon Wilkerson.
for wilk. could determine if he gets cheered this season.
It's his 1st AB of the season
Former team, right?
well, big sexy ruined the perfecto too
wongguy - March 31, 2008 reply
miss down and in
Scruffy Lefty - March 31, 2008 reply
At all.
"Opening Game Thread
...Wilkerson DL"
I have faith
Fuck, it's Turbo.
OMG!!!!!!1111
Get better, Wlad.
that's just Dave.....
be slower, website.
give turbo a break fuck.
My hope on this inning is dimming.
OK! And that's a foul ball.
Fucking weird day.
Reading this thread is like staring into a bleak, forboding future.
You can't look at the thread till each AB happens.
if you are a mariner fan... this is your fate
Yeah, I'm going to enjoy watching that 120 more times this season.
*200
fixed
Film at 11.
I put up with two years of it as a Nats fan.
Ever since Wilkerson went off the juice he hasn't been worth a tinker's dam.
He's gonna watch a lot of 3rd strikes go by.
WILKERSON CAN HI...erm...fuck.
this officially sucks
Makes Urkel look like Miles Davis
speedomike - March 31, 2008 reply
for a joh funk blast
He's good because he never strikes out. Ever.
You know what to do Joh
is basically unwatchable. Maybe I'll just listen.
Paytheline - March 31, 2008 reply
Kenji will save us
vkut79 - March 31, 2008 reply
Go Sens go!
The M's have taken me by surprise.
nothing worse then popfly rally killers.
The warm embracing blanket of Fail.
What happened to situational hitting?
Sure seems all that spring traing focus paid off
benihana - March 31, 2008 reply
Is fucking hilarious.
I fucking hate this offense....this is going to be the worst offensive team in the AL.
ack - March 31, 2008 reply
The Mariners we know and love. :/
nfreakct - March 31, 2008 reply
no one scores, I expect to see that alot this season.
We need Bonds, dangit.
fucking
tastic
Chan and Li? sweet.
chan and li for pres and vice pres '08
the Chokeland Pathetics are your 2008 AL West Champions
I remember seeing it on the internets as early as 2002
clement.
CLLLLEMMMENNNNTTTT!!!!
DUMB FUCKING WANKERS TAKE SOME PITCHES USE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN KENJI.
And I'm on #4 after two innings. This does not bode well for my liver, or my parenting skills.
that inning made millwood throw a few more pitches, small victories. That's what I'm all about.
marinerdan - March 31, 2008 reply
We will need another by the end of the 3rd
How about them Rays?
We have the manpower
I'm so proud of them.
>:(
I was smacking a chair after that popup from Joh.
I'm calling it now.
But with his overdeveloped prefrontal cortex, who knows?
Mbad - March 31, 2008 reply
he just needs to hit a free throw.
The Batter or the Ump?
I'm truly confused.
It's the little things.
These yellow comments is bad karma.
it works great.
Really no other choice if you want to keep up.
Everyone else's is kind of redundant.
I'm just reading them as they appear and moving on.
Opening day sucks. That is all.
Slica - March 31, 2008 reply
LATER "SS"
or giving up hr's hes really fucking good.
CstSnow - March 31, 2008 reply
Anyone here have this problem before?
Epic Fark threads I've been apart of.
Sit down you hic.
Though I'm not confident this team will score any runs today.
so behind
the druggy wiffs
I have ever seen.
ningwers - March 31, 2008 reply
Aurilia would beg to differ.
Spezio. He was the one with the awful pin up.
'nuff said.
Why the Twins traded Garza
They now have a 3-4-5 of Mauer-Morneau-Young and a 1-2-3 of Liriano-Baker-Bonser
and cocaine
you're killing me!
you guys are fucked... this guy does enough yay for greenies to be obsolete
"No tradesies backsies."
it puts a smile on my face. He's just a fun player to watch
but he knew Jose would have dropped it
yeah, this sucks
I'm going to get some pepto.
PhilKenSebben - March 31, 2008 reply
we weren't playing for keeps, right?
It's the Rangers. Throw some pitches in the strike zone.
Fuck off, Bradley.
WTF how?
I may have ever seen.
Onfield delay?
TheOptimist - March 31, 2008 reply
time to explode!
Because I think both teams should take Joyce down
Actually the Cheater's Guide discusses a couple incidents.
Llewdor - March 31, 2008 reply
everybody involved in that play, including the fans, is wrong.
... wait, he's an actual ump?
hahahah BEN!!!!!!!
There's no other explanation for it.
HAHAHA Ben jawing with the ump!
LOL still love ya Ben
I may be right about the HBP causing a bean war - even if it wasn't called a HBP.
He sure should have for that bat toss....
vintage acl tearing milton bradley
facial hair should be a war crime.
J_G - March 31, 2008 reply
THIS IS AWESOME
hearts never heal.
Maybe...half of those pitches should have been strikes.
Teix 09
Your umps have a problem
SethGrandpa - March 31, 2008 reply
I'm ambivalent about whether or not that sucks.
Still on track to have a better outing than his last Opening Day start.
Wtf people....
This is truly a sad display.
It's really lowering the quality of the broadcast.
I don't have audio on my TV here at work. Gets in the way of making deals, or somesuch.
for sucking
Just in time.
Vancouver Dave - March 31, 2008 reply
I don't really have a joke for that.
Where was that?
This umpire is just itching to get spat at
That is all.
that looked good
I feel bad for him
I have no idea what the fuck is going on
The weather is horseshit.
should accidentally miss a fastball, right into that umps fat face.
Joyce is calling a good game aside from the two balls to Sexson
Both sides of the ball is getting out of hand.
More like Portrait of the Shitty Umpire as An Old Faggot. Am I right?
always a winner.
Time for some RRS!
That was a ball.
Joyce: The fuck he did
is how the fuck we're only at the bottom of the third after an hour and some change. K-DAR is pitching pretty good, but not getting any calls. 70+ pitches after 3, and only 1 hit? Something is amiss...
As is that IDIOT who keeps chanting
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
Bedard is actually been doing pretty good.
Even if the umpire wasn't made of fail, Bedard really isn't hitting his spots well.
1 Hit (It was an error, Lopez!) and 2-3 walks. Fucking (g)ump. 80 pitches, and he's still shutting them down
Note to Clockwerks: We really need a "mark all as read" button
A thousand times YES
I've seen enough of Bedard to determine that M's fans need to stop being worried about the guy.
The talking heads, however, will focus on the non-important shit though and keep scaring the casual fan base.
It's so dreamy
we'd already be down 7.
Then again, it would've taken catastrophy for him to even be the opening day pitcher, so screw my hypotheticals.
Please?
JESUS CHRIST.
-_-;
about how awsome it is to be watching Ms baseball again.
FUCK
I'll get home by the 4th inning
just got out of class
mariners124m - March 31, 2008 reply
While you still can!
3rd inning....
:|
or do the M's seem baffled by Millwood's fastballs down the middle?
At fastballs way off the plate.
"Yep, that looks like a ball."
"Fuck it. Ball!"
"Ball. Why the hell not?"
wait - never mind
that Ichiro was scoring a run this inning
Just exceedingly unlikely
I thought that was getting down
We do away with all Mariner at bats. Henceforth we get credit for one run every time our pitchers keep the other team scoreless in a half-inning.
We could make our defense absolutely incredible
probably trade felix and trot Pepe out to the mound every five days - yay for veteran experience
My son learned that the hard way.
clearly the man can't hit.
Let's play two.
Score some runs!
Good times.
every second is one second closer to Seahawks season.
YOUR BROTHER'S BEEN DEAD FOR A WHILE GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS
Wow.
Devin - March 31, 2008 reply
shit
I fucking hate sports
...ummm...errr......
thats what hitting in the 2-hole is all about, after all
Goddd
LET THE GTE FLOW!
The Mariners blow
Shut up, PDX boy.
Maybe it will change the game around.
You can do it.
That's not 'many' outs
Liar.
he was 92-94 at the start
God I hope not.
and pregnant women
I have a fridge full at home waiting for me
But, they'll do them while the Rangers are prepping a big inning
Rally Audits.
>_>
Who is a QUALITY hitter
wtf
For every inning the M's don't score.
The other one's black
Waving the green smoke.
has those pitches as strikes
Uhh, yeah. I think we all are, at this point.
Oh, that's not what he meant.
which is quite possibly an understatement
Bedard has been really wild - he hasn't been throwing many strikes
without that creepy guy hanging out in the stands talking to middle school cheerleaders.
I want that job.
Keep doing that.
but with a happy ending? Cuz that sounds like my kind of haircut
it's the other side of our team known as anemia.
then 90 losses sounds just about right.
Misses low.
Smart move.
Teej - March 31, 2008 reply
dsajhdkas111!1!
Owned. Sorry, Ben.
poor Ben :(
It's still good! It's still good!
Isn't he upto like 100 pitches?
Time for some Baek or RRS
But I'm in love with Erik.
He needs run support
My feed is delayed about a minute
thanks for the spoilers
I wonder if they let Bedard go another inning.
Saying he wanted pitchers going deeper into ball games, even if it means a higher pitch count
Which basically means
Bedard will pitch til his arm falls off?
back to the bench?
Cuz I'm thinking K-DARD or something. I'm loving it. Although, 97 pitches through 4 is pretty rough. Fucking ump...
I got nuthin
Not every player needs a nickname. If it doesn't come naturally, then no nickname.
Some drunken brilliance on a game thread will make everyone laugh, and we'll go with that.
Bedard is good
Still the K's are there and so is the speed.
because i don't like watching our team fail to hit
I only get the Angels game.
Nicely done!
And I have 8 of them.
I'm listening to Dave Niehaus in State College, PA
I get Dave on the radio now.
SWUNG ON AND BELTED AND CAUGHT BY MILLWOOD JUST OFF THE MOUND!
CONSISTENCY!
this is delightful.
rob neyer says the mariners will win 77 games.
He's trying.
is like watching the Special Olympics?
I don't know why, but I have vivid memories of this guy owning our team for the past few years.
Sexson sees that the ump is shrinking the strike zone and letting pitches go.
The ump is trying to get into Sexson's pants. That's really the only explanation
Penteland wants you to swing more.
The only one on the team working the count?
This is dumb.
Bedard is still utterly fooling these batters, other than Young not one Texan has made good contact.
that's how people get hits
is making Millwood throw.
SIGN BONDS
The biggest truth in this topic to date
WTF is Lee Elia then?
Or some shit.
God fucking damn it
It hurts on the inside, doesn't it?
Thingray - March 31, 2008 reply
You let that one go next time k?
Everyone else sucks
Not all hope is lost.
He's carrying the team.
Beltre = bust. Remember?
Why do you hate happiness?
Jeeeez.
the only hitter who showed up today.
torn thumb ligaments for everyone
yaay
I hate this team
Not this crap.
Huh.
Why even send him there...
Ahhh
Whatever. Not like Wilkerson was going to do anything.
we'd be winning by now if we'd run a little more.
the Rangers would never hit him!
fuck
A chance to strike out 15 minutes later than he would have.
wow
at the same time.
Adam Jones woulda...
I love how ibanez appeared on my TV after the ball dropped.
The official emoticon of the Seattle Mariners
I like that
He plays for the Ms
You keep on showing that gold glove potential while making 50 errors, Yunie.
2007 just whacked me in the forehead
it is 2007 again, yes
I can never tell on MLB.tv.
that throw was miles off the bag.
Yuni bailed on that throw
The 7th seal has been unlocked.
Bad umpiring, I also say.
47 Balls
Welcome back, Yuni's arm trouble
we didn't miss you
I am not optimistic about things like Mike Morse being successful, but I have a strong feeling that Yuni's defense will be there
I revoke my hate for Bedard - its the offense that sucks
Now let's get him some run support for the love of god.
Score some runs and set Bedard up for the win.
Yeah, you're screwed Texas. You're in our element now.
We're in Cleveland's element.
could stand to have better command of his curve, but Joyce obviously wasn't doing him any favors.
he looks good, and we're spoiled after Felix's starts last year
Just get it done
and it is delightful.
because I was on a stuft crust binge and didn't want any else to ruin it for me but myself.
3 pitch inning?
looked pretty good.
I WILL KILL AGAIN.
Remember, he has struggles in April [and March]. That was still a nice 5IP.
Considering the hime base ump is doing lines with Josh Hamilton in between innings.
HOME*
Bottom 4th.
I approve.
*Sigh*
But maybe only 6
but he'd go at least six.
Wilk is still up
Wilkerson about to strikeout again.
Strikeout partners forever.
Oh yeah. M's Action at Work.
IcebreakerX - March 31, 2008 reply
That shall be left unnamed.
Not bad at all.
let's not call a steal, k?
just sayin'
Leadoff walks are awesome
Just you watch, motherfuckers, just you watch.
Damn thing looks more like John McLaren
Oh right, he did that other thing he usually does.
will look good. still, needs more bonds.
DP time
but I will definitely take the walks.
Thank you, Pepe.
did not see that coming.
:/
Pepe really fucking brings something to this team.
There's the Vidro we know and love.
"We've seen that before"
Yes, Dave. Yes, we have.
JEFF CLE-MENT! JEFF CLE-MENT!
HAR-GROVE
*clap clap clapclapclap*
GIDP?????????????????????????????????
Thanks, Turbo. That was as comforting as an ex-girlfriend telling me that I don't understand her feelings.
CHOKE ON YOUR MEALS
MAcPhail must have disguised Cabrera
URGHHH
If the M's are bringing back th eFunk Blast.
that is all
"It's hailing now. Ah, you fans are going to have a fun time driving home today, huh?"
I don't think Sims realizes HE needs to drive home.
A vegetable who took a piece of shrapnel, yet somehow manages to impregnate a nurse before dying seems much more appropriate.
Also, Simms referencing the power pitch
game if it means I might have to drive all the way back to aberdeen in snow,ice, and hail.
REWARD REWARD REWARD GOLD STAR
Thank fuck for Vidro, right?
It must be snowing....
Joh walked!
What the hell?
FUCK I HAVE LOST MY MIND
Clutch hitting wins games
Im sure they scouts said yuni had lots of pop ups in his bat, and the m's heard only pop.
trying to be patient...
Blowers is offering to go under the desk...
That's two people in my bathtub.
SCORE SOME RUNS.
We have already gone over the first thread limit.
comments here will be closed.
suckers!
Long year, here we come
i like the word rhythm.
Be a real pitcher.
3 on 0 outs
Faux - March 31, 2008 reply
75 1-0 decisions this year.
rut roh...
I'll trade a run for two outs there.
He knows how to stay optimistic and good-natured. I think I need some of that despite all the pessimism I've become so accustomed to.
On a bases loaded DP. -_-;
is starting to catch up to me. The Mariners better hurry up and make this interesting.
the pitchers are just trying to show the batters how to work the count.
bitch.
The first annual Bat Sixth night.
The first fan bats in the 6-Hole and plays RF.
Ugh.
no surprise there
Jesus.
... yeah... we know
isn't indicative of how frustrated we've all been watching the pitching.
RAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL
SLIDER LOW AND AWAY IS BELTRES FRIEND
redwolf75 - March 31, 2008 reply
KING AWESOME
CKel - March 31, 2008 reply
admiralzing - March 31, 2008 reply
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This is annoying
STRIKE THIS BITCH OUT
Garces - March 31, 2008
I blame the umpire
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
Carlos Gomez starts with a 2B off Weaver
BUT HE KNOWS HOW TO PITCH!!!11!
Fett42 - March 31, 2008
Still doing better than our guy
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
Not on a per AB basis
I'll take what I can get.
Fett42 - March 31, 2008
WORST DAY EVER,
EnglishMariner - March 31, 2008
Mechian Performance...
thus far.
PLU Tim - March 31, 2008
800 comments. Good christ.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - March 31, 2008
And that is only the beginning.
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
What's so good about him?
marinator - March 31, 2008
And some LLers are at the game
Gomez - March 31, 2008
I'm kinda glad I didn't go to this game
Felix Day will be much greater
Corco - March 31, 2008
Not with a strike zone the size of a postage stamp
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
different home plate ump
Corco - March 31, 2008
I will say the GB and K rates are nice
As the year progresses his control will probably get better and better.
Fett42 - March 31, 2008
Optimism? On LL?
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
when he's not getting squeezed
Matthew - March 31, 2008
pitch count on Bedard?
Matthew - March 31, 2008
54
according to gameday. 28 strikes 26 balls.
bluemax - March 31, 2008
Damn, he is going to be finished by the 4th
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
god damn that's a lot.
cwel87 - March 31, 2008
If our hitters would not just hack at anything
we could probebly get some calls too.
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
I now wish last opening day never happened.
Because it can never be beaten, which is why being 1-0 after 2 innings is hurting so much already.
EnglishMariner - March 31, 2008
If Anyone....
is worried about Bedard's velocity...His average FB was 91.6mph last season. He's right in the ballpark.
PLU Tim - March 31, 2008
According to FSN he's throwing 93-94 mph.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - March 31, 2008
fast safeco gun
Matthew - March 31, 2008
Angels trail 1-0
andrewgolfsalot - March 31, 2008
Whooooooo
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
1-0 TWINS!!
Matthew - March 31, 2008
Bitch please.
andrewgolfsalot - March 31, 2008
More worried about our flailing offense then Bedard at this point.
Omerta - March 31, 2008
Same here
They need to wait and not hack at everything
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
HAHA
I love it... Mike Blowers is awesome. I don't see why anyone doesn't like him
thenatural - March 31, 2008
It's his boring personality
and boring voice. That's about it.
marinator - March 31, 2008
When they drew the "George Bush" Strike Zone with the telestrator
on the Opening Night broadcast, the Mariners hitters didn't know which zone was the fake.
Jordan of Boise - March 31, 2008
Dear Jordan
What is this strike zone you speak of?
Vladimir Guerrero
Gomez - March 31, 2008
PROVE US WRONG RICHIE
I really want you to prove us all wrong!
marinator - March 31, 2008
Suck it Halos
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
Sexson getting off to a quick start in the K category
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
What the fuck are you swinging at you stupid shitstick?
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
Thank you for not swinging at everything
Corco - March 31, 2008
Twins 1 Angels 0
MFAN - March 31, 2008
Please get a baserunner
Fett42 - March 31, 2008
anyone else get a little choked up watching dave
drive around? I did, and I can admit it
thenatural - March 31, 2008
Big time.
Garces - March 31, 2008
They should have a countdown
that says how many days are left till Richies contract expires.
Goose - March 31, 2008
at least the ump
sucks for both teams
basebliman - March 31, 2008
Wow, that was payback
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
Wow. How was that not strike 3?
Phil Hatzenbuehler - March 31, 2008
is he going to draw a walk?
Corco - March 31, 2008
You just K'd Sexson.
Consider yourself lucky.
Goose - March 31, 2008
That was a gift
Worst strikezone ever.
RICHIE WALKS!!!
Garces - March 31, 2008
anyone else get a little choked up watching dave
drive around? I did, and I can admit it
thenatural - March 31, 2008
No
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
Payback^2!
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
UNBELIEVABLE
BIG RICHIE
Corco - March 31, 2008
Wow lucky bastard
Omerta - March 31, 2008
wat
tootthekazoo - March 31, 2008
Wow the ump blows for both pitchers
Fett42 - March 31, 2008
1.000 OPS for Richie.
COMEBACK PLAYER OF THE YEAR!!!
Phil Hatzenbuehler - March 31, 2008
HE'S GOT EDGAR'S EYE
cwel87 - March 31, 2008
finally
small zone pays us back
Matthew - March 31, 2008
BIG RICHIIIIIIIE
Thank you, you god awful umpire!
marinator - March 31, 2008
Uh. Ok
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
(Gameday watcher)
Did the crowd boo sexson?
andrewgolfsalot - March 31, 2008
No
More suprised, quiet golf claps - a few laughs.
Jordan of Boise - March 31, 2008
Richie walks!?
Whut?
ThundaPC - March 31, 2008
Wow that was lucky
phil333 - March 31, 2008
coo,l a walk, that was probably a k
MFAN - March 31, 2008
what+
InSpokane - March 31, 2008
Lol
Richie Sexson walks? Only with this ump.
OlSalty - March 31, 2008
Thank you Sexson
Just let the ump get you on
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
This ump needs more spring training.
JLC - March 31, 2008
Sorry if this has already been covered...
Were the posts going off the bottom of the page and covering post a comment section for anybody else in the old game thread?
Happybelly - March 31, 2008
we've heard about that before
are you using IE 7?
Trei Brundrett - March 31, 2008
IE 6 actually
I usually use FF but it's not an option for me at the minute.
Happybelly - March 31, 2008
Consider me genuinely shocked: Richie Sexson is on base.
esoteric - March 31, 2008
BELTRE
AWESOME
Corco - March 31, 2008
King Awesome.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - March 31, 2008
KING AWESOME!
Garces - March 31, 2008
BELTRE
My Hero!
ThundaPC - March 31, 2008
kinnnnnggggg awesome
Matthew - March 31, 2008
Woo King Awesome!
Goose - March 31, 2008
Umpire is on crack
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
I think that's the understatement of the century.
cwel87 - March 31, 2008
This is what daddy likes
More of this please
marinator - March 31, 2008
Wow...
He was way ahead of that one...
Sidi - March 31, 2008
I told you Betre would bring us back!
He has Red's bat!
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
Anyone see the signiture?
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
BELTRE!!
come on Wilk!
MFAN - March 31, 2008
BELTRE!
Who needs a fucking thumb?
PLU Tim - March 31, 2008
Atta boy Adrian
andrewgolfsalot - March 31, 2008
1st of many fer Beltre.
Omerta - March 31, 2008
My mlb.tv is weird.
the video is 5 seconds ahead of the audio
brayden04 - March 31, 2008
So my MLB.tv video and audio are way off
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
yeah same, it just went all wonky on me
Nick S - March 31, 2008
HERE COME THE M'S
EnglishMariner - March 31, 2008
Beltre!!! :D
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
Wilkerson
This outta be good.
ThundaPC - March 31, 2008
BUNT
Corco - March 31, 2008
Here's your chance, Brad
Hit into a DP and I'll hate you forever.
Garces - March 31, 2008
beltre
InSpokane - March 31, 2008
DO IT BRAD
or else MIKE MORSE will do your job for you...
thenatural - March 31, 2008
Beltre!
Now for the love of God at least score one run.
JLC - March 31, 2008
Lewin and Grieve
suck. and living in dallas blacks me out on mlbtv
sooper jeenyus - March 31, 2008
HAHAHAHAHA
Grieve not that bad... Lewin is the worst thing that has happened to anything EVER
thenatural - March 31, 2008
What?
This strikezone is wack. C'mon Wilkerson.
Omerta - March 31, 2008
Make it or break it moment
for wilk. could determine if he gets cheered this season.
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
A little premature dont you think?
It's his 1st AB of the season
marinator - March 31, 2008
3-run bomb
Former team, right?
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
I have passed my minimal consolation threshold: the M's cannot get no-hit
esoteric - March 31, 2008
well, big sexy ruined the perfecto too
wongguy - March 31, 2008
come on Millwood
miss down and in
Matthew - March 31, 2008
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NOBODY SWING!!
Goose - March 31, 2008
Pinch Run for Sexson
Scruffy Lefty - March 31, 2008
Well, Wilkerson fits in quite nicely
Corco - March 31, 2008
I do not like Brad Wilkerson
At all.
Garces - March 31, 2008
don't worry. it's just a matter of time
"Opening Game Thread
...Wilkerson DL"
wongguy - March 31, 2008
First of Many.....
PLU Tim - March 31, 2008
D'oh.
ThundaPC - March 31, 2008
Well the new guys are doing fantastic.
Goose - March 31, 2008
Come on Turbo
I have faith
Corco - March 31, 2008
Wilk K's
Fuck, it's Turbo.
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
Oh great, here comes a GIDP
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
MIKE MORSE 4 RF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thenatural - March 31, 2008
.500 BA in Spring
OMG!!!!!!1111
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
Haha get used to that you sorry sons of bitches
Get better, Wlad.
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
I hate having the comments so ahead of MLBTV
Fett42 - March 31, 2008
And the sound 8 sec behind the video
Fett42 - March 31, 2008
No...
that's just Dave.....
PLU Tim - March 31, 2008
Yeah this is killing me
be slower, website.
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
DP time!
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
Turbo funk blast would be fittingly wild
Matthew - March 31, 2008
what a call
give turbo a break fuck.
wongguy - March 31, 2008
Turbo...
My hope on this inning is dimming.
cwel87 - March 31, 2008
So...that's a strike?
OK! And that's a foul ball.
Fucking weird day.
Garces - March 31, 2008
Why, exactly, are we booing?
Corco - March 31, 2008
You guys are ahead of the MLB.tv feed for me.
Reading this thread is like staring into a bleak, forboding future.
esoteric - March 31, 2008
Yeah when you have MLB.TV
You can't look at the thread till each AB happens.
phil333 - March 31, 2008
doesnt matter if youre on the mlb.tv feed or not...
if you are a mariner fan... this is your fate
thenatural - March 31, 2008
Wilkerson strikes out
Yeah, I'm going to enjoy watching that 120 more times this season.
JLC - March 31, 2008
*200
fixed
wongguy - March 31, 2008
+60
Fett42 - March 31, 2008
I wish the posts still showd the second counter
Fett42 - March 31, 2008
120? I have him pinned at 180.
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
I had to account for the Morse platoon.
JLC - March 31, 2008
Turbo Foul Balls
Scruffy Lefty - March 31, 2008
Wilkerson watched strike 3?
Film at 11.
Gomez - March 31, 2008
Get ready to see a shitton of this.
I put up with two years of it as a Nats fan.
Ever since Wilkerson went off the juice he hasn't been worth a tinker's dam.
esoteric - March 31, 2008
No he didn't
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
Hacking or not
He's gonna watch a lot of 3rd strikes go by.
Gomez - March 31, 2008
FUCK THIS TEAM!
basebliman - March 31, 2008
WE ARE PLATOONING THE WRONG GUY
WILKERSON CAN HI...erm...fuck.
Garces - March 31, 2008
I didn't say he could hit righties :(
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
Yikes.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - March 31, 2008
Siiiiiigh
OlSalty - March 31, 2008
So...
this officially sucks
Corco - March 31, 2008
Dave Sims
Makes Urkel look like Miles Davis
speedomike - March 31, 2008
Full of Suck....
PLU Tim - March 31, 2008
i'd like a turbo rally
for a joh funk blast
wongguy - March 31, 2008
Jose Vidro
He's good because he never strikes out. Ever.
JLC - March 31, 2008
Classic Turbo
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
I liked last year's OD better.
Goose - March 31, 2008
POWER PITCH
You know what to do Joh
marinator - March 31, 2008
Professional hitter!
Garces - March 31, 2008
You left an s off that last word
Gomez - March 31, 2008
At least it was only one out....
andrewgolfsalot - March 31, 2008
My MLB-tv feed
is basically unwatchable. Maybe I'll just listen.
Paytheline - March 31, 2008
God fucking dammit.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - March 31, 2008
Your 2008 Seattle Mariners
Corco - March 31, 2008
FUCK THIS GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKIN TEAM!
basebliman - March 31, 2008
yeah, this is going well
Matthew - March 31, 2008
Proffessional!
Kenji will save us
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
Optimism is dropping very fast
vkut79 - March 31, 2008
5 1/2 more months until Seahawks season
MFAN - March 31, 2008
Go Us
Scruffy Lefty - March 31, 2008
7 more months until Oklahoma City Sonics
marinator - March 31, 2008
0 more months until Senators season
Go Sens go!
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
They won't listen
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
At least I already know to expect disappointment
The M's have taken me by surprise.
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
guh
nothing worse then popfly rally killers.
Omerta - March 31, 2008
well fuck this
InSpokane - March 31, 2008
F--- you mariners
andrewgolfsalot - March 31, 2008
Good job, Kenji...
ThundaPC - March 31, 2008
Ah, there's that comfortable feeling.
The warm embracing blanket of Fail.
Goose - March 31, 2008
1st and 2nd, nobody out
What happened to situational hitting?
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
Productive outs?
Sure seems all that spring traing focus paid off
benihana - March 31, 2008
This
Is fucking hilarious.
Garces - March 31, 2008
Hacktastic....
I fucking hate this offense....this is going to be the worst offensive team in the AL.
PLU Tim - March 31, 2008
At least there's the giants in the NL
andrewgolfsalot - March 31, 2008
i laughed, kenji
ack - March 31, 2008
I hate this team
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
1 pitch popout
The Mariners we know and love. :/
nfreakct - March 31, 2008
Is anyone surprised?
speedomike - March 31, 2008
Running in scoring position, no outs
no one scores, I expect to see that alot this season.
We need Bonds, dangit.
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
fan
fucking
tastic
wongguy - March 31, 2008
holy hell
Chan and Li? sweet.
Matthew - March 31, 2008
chan and li for pres and vice pres '08
wongguy - March 31, 2008
That movie looks awesome.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - March 31, 2008
Yeah, that's pretty much a must see movie for me
JLC - March 31, 2008
I'm beginning to think
the Chokeland Pathetics are your 2008 AL West Champions
Corco - March 31, 2008
Don't use HH 'words' here.
EnglishMariner - March 31, 2008
That's been around way longer than HH
I remember seeing it on the internets as early as 2002
Corco - March 31, 2008
Offense is atrocious
vkut79 - March 31, 2008
fuck Joh
clement.
CLLLLEMMMENNNNTTTT!!!!
sooper jeenyus - March 31, 2008
FUCK YOU COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKS.
DUMB FUCKING WANKERS TAKE SOME PITCHES USE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN KENJI.
EnglishMariner - March 31, 2008
Hmm, well I had 4 beers before I was reduced to opening wine...
And I'm on #4 after two innings. This does not bode well for my liver, or my parenting skills.
Sidi - March 31, 2008
Keep drinking. Soon the M's will be hilarious.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - March 31, 2008
Parenting has never beens hown to be a repeatable skill anyway
Fett42 - March 31, 2008
At least
that inning made millwood throw a few more pitches, small victories. That's what I'm all about.
marinerdan - March 31, 2008
Already over 200 posts in this thread
We will need another by the end of the 3rd
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
So.........
How about them Rays?
Goose - March 31, 2008
We're commenting on the wrong blog
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
Time to flood the Rays game thread
We have the manpower
JLC - March 31, 2008
They got 800+ comments today
I'm so proud of them.
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
That was of the 'epic fail' variety
>:(
cwel87 - March 31, 2008
Everybody in the showroom just stared at me
I was smacking a chair after that popup from Joh.
tootthekazoo - March 31, 2008
Ichiro scores next inning.
I'm calling it now.
ThundaPC - March 31, 2008
unrealistic expectations
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
Maybe
But with his overdeveloped prefrontal cortex, who knows?
Mbad - March 31, 2008
Is this like a call to the bullpen?
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
he just needs to hit a free throw.
wongguy - March 31, 2008
At least comments are slowing down a little.
Goose - March 31, 2008
is that a challenge?
sooper jeenyus - March 31, 2008
who are you?
Corco - March 31, 2008
drill him right the face with one of those cool curve balls
InSpokane - March 31, 2008
Who?
The Batter or the Ump?
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
both
InSpokane - March 31, 2008
Where are these pitches?
I'm truly confused.
cwel87 - March 31, 2008
At least the audio and video synched up.
It's the little things.
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
I blame the site designers.
These yellow comments is bad karma.
Goose - March 31, 2008
Does anyone have the balls to Z through the comments?
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
I am
Corco - March 31, 2008
I've been Z'ing through everything
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
I am...
it works great.
PLU Tim - March 31, 2008
Yeah, this guy
Really no other choice if you want to keep up.
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
I just like to keep my posts highlighted white to keep track of my posts.
Everyone else's is kind of redundant.
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
I quit after the first 500 comments.
I'm just reading them as they appear and moving on.
Goose - March 31, 2008
thar ve go
Corco - March 31, 2008
BedarKKK
Phil Hatzenbuehler - March 31, 2008
sit down young
speedomike - March 31, 2008
what a bitch
cwel87 - March 31, 2008
KKK
ThundaPC - March 31, 2008
Suck it, bitch
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
Bye.
Opening day sucks. That is all.
Slica - March 31, 2008
lol
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
Took you 10 minutes to get that post through
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
LATER "SS"
wongguy - March 31, 2008
Hey, KKKedard!
Garces - March 31, 2008
when bedard isnt getting squeezed
or giving up hr's hes really fucking good.
CstSnow - March 31, 2008
Man I'm having a hard time keeping up.
Omerta - March 31, 2008
That's what I said to her last night.
Anyone here have this problem before?
JLC - March 31, 2008
This thread is starting to rival some of the
Epic Fark threads I've been apart of.
Goose - March 31, 2008
Fuck Young.
Sit down you hic.
EnglishMariner - March 31, 2008
Nice K
Though I'm not confident this team will score any runs today.
OlSalty - March 31, 2008
Wow MLB TV just showed the first pitch for young
so behind
Fett42 - March 31, 2008
And Livan loses his perfect game...sad
andrewgolfsalot - March 31, 2008
the druggy wiffs
wongguy - March 31, 2008
Nice swing there Josh
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
This guy has the worse arm tats
I have ever seen.
Garces - March 31, 2008
hey bro. they're mad sick.
wongguy - March 31, 2008
Worse than Player A?
ningwers - March 31, 2008
Uhh...
Aurilia would beg to differ.
Sidi - March 31, 2008
Bah
Spezio. He was the one with the awful pin up.
Sidi - March 31, 2008
Player A
'nuff said.
JLC - March 31, 2008
but the goat was so cute
andrewgolfsalot - March 31, 2008
That doesn't make up for the rest of the package.
JLC - March 31, 2008
I really don't get...
Why the Twins traded Garza
speedomike - March 31, 2008
i really don't get why we trade jones
InSpokane - March 31, 2008
Because....
They now have a 3-4-5 of Mauer-Morneau-Young and a 1-2-3 of Liriano-Baker-Bonser
PLU Tim - March 31, 2008
Josh is made of bat speed
and cocaine
cwel87 - March 31, 2008
bat SPEED!
you're killing me!
wongguy - March 31, 2008
SaltyGoesYard says
you guys are fucked... this guy does enough yay for greenies to be obsolete
thenatural - March 31, 2008
yuck
MFAN - March 31, 2008
We were just kidding baltimore, trade backs!
basebliman - March 31, 2008
First thing Andy McPhail said
"No tradesies backsies."
JLC - March 31, 2008
Can't blame the ump for that one
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
Beltre :)
Corco - March 31, 2008
That didn't deserve a smile
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
even when Beltre screws up
it puts a smile on my face. He's just a fun player to watch
Corco - March 31, 2008
Smart move. Not only wasn't there enough time,
but he knew Jose would have dropped it
tootthekazoo - March 31, 2008
what's bedark's PC?
wongguy - March 31, 2008
67
andrewgolfsalot - March 31, 2008
like 65
yeah, this sucks
cwel87 - March 31, 2008
I want a refund on my purchase of a Bedard
I'm going to get some pepto.
PhilKenSebben - March 31, 2008
seconded
cwel87 - March 31, 2008
I haven't seen what happened yet (MLB.tv) but I know it's gonna hurt
esoteric - March 31, 2008
So McPhail
we weren't playing for keeps, right?
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
Four questions.
Gomez - March 31, 2008
Hey Bedard,
It's the Rangers. Throw some pitches in the strike zone.
ThundaPC - March 31, 2008
It's time to surrender to Duff.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - March 31, 2008
That curveball tickles my insides
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
Where's Red?
Garces - March 31, 2008
Honestly the ump is really messing up back there
vkut79 - March 31, 2008
it's hard to call the game with stunner shades on
wongguy - March 31, 2008
Gadzooks
Corco - March 31, 2008
haha, it did hit him
MFAN - March 31, 2008
Nice try board game.
Goose - March 31, 2008
that would hurt like hell
InSpokane - March 31, 2008
Ahahahah
Fuck off, Bradley.
Garces - March 31, 2008
Huh. That was totally a HBP.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - March 31, 2008
he just hit him on top of the foot
WTF how?
tootthekazoo - March 31, 2008
Haha, it's the shoe polish
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
Hahaha up yours Bradley
Jordan of Boise - March 31, 2008
On field delay?
andrewgolfsalot - March 31, 2008
Throw him to the ground!
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
boy this ump is horseshit!
basebliman - March 31, 2008
This is the worst HP Umpire
I may have ever seen.
Garces - March 31, 2008
hahah totally hit him
thenatural - March 31, 2008
Woops. It did hit him.
Goose - March 31, 2008
The hell?
Onfield delay?
TheOptimist - March 31, 2008
c'mon milton
time to explode!
sooper jeenyus - March 31, 2008
Boy the umps suck today
ThundaPC - March 31, 2008
Have players ever attacked the umpire for being a retard?
Because I think both teams should take Joyce down
Corco - March 31, 2008
Yep...
Actually the Cheater's Guide discusses a couple incidents.
Sidi - March 31, 2008
That totally hit him :P
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
What was the delay?
Llewdor - March 31, 2008
Bedard wanted to be a competitor.
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
This is the worst everything ever
everybody involved in that play, including the fans, is wrong.
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
GO BEN
Corco - March 31, 2008
haha replacement ump
... wait, he's an actual ump?
Gomez - March 31, 2008
jesus bedard
speedomike - March 31, 2008
Ben is gone!
Goose - March 31, 2008
Oh boy
vkut79 - March 31, 2008
71 pitches, holy crap
hahahah BEN!!!!!!!
MFAN - March 31, 2008
This ump is insane
There's no other explanation for it.
OlSalty - March 31, 2008
BROUSSARD!
ThundaPC - March 31, 2008
This umpire is fantastic
HAHAHA Ben jawing with the ump!
JLC - March 31, 2008
Ben Got Mouthy
LOL still love ya Ben
marinator - March 31, 2008
ben!!!!
InSpokane - March 31, 2008
OMG this is awesome.
I may be right about the HBP causing a bean war - even if it wasn't called a HBP.
Jordan of Boise - March 31, 2008
Did Bradley get tossed?
He sure should have for that bat toss....
PLU Tim - March 31, 2008
Milton starting shit in the first game.
Goose - March 31, 2008
vintage acl tearing milton bradley
wongguy - March 31, 2008
That umps
facial hair should be a war crime.
J_G - March 31, 2008
Comes in handy at Gettysburg reenactments
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
Ben, you're still awesome
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
YEAH JOHNNY MAC
THIS IS AWESOME
Corco - March 31, 2008
Someone get a cap of surprised Ben!
PhilKenSebben - March 31, 2008
I miss you too Ben
hearts never heal.
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
lol
tootthekazoo - March 31, 2008
hahahah
vkut79 - March 31, 2008
I'm not super upset with Bedard
Maybe...half of those pitches should have been strikes.
Garces - March 31, 2008
get the fuck off the field mac
ack - March 31, 2008
I have no idea whats going on.
Goose - March 31, 2008
baseball is such a show
vkut79 - March 31, 2008
And Byrd hits himself.
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
This game is so stupid
Teix 09
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
When both managers are arguing
Your umps have a problem
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
This just got retarded
Corco - March 31, 2008
*Bedarded
SethGrandpa - March 31, 2008
Is McLaren mentally ill?
cwel87 - March 31, 2008
I'm missing what must be an abortion
I'm ambivalent about whether or not that sucks.
Gomez - March 31, 2008
Bedard
Still on track to have a better outing than his last Opening Day start.
ThundaPC - March 31, 2008
I can't believe people are booing Bedard already
Wtf people....
OlSalty - March 31, 2008
This ump is drunk
Fett42 - March 31, 2008
One guy chanting "LETS GO MARINERS"
This is truly a sad display.
Goose - March 31, 2008
I was just about to say
It's really lowering the quality of the broadcast.
cwel87 - March 31, 2008
Soooo, what the fuck just happened?
I don't have audio on my TV here at work. Gets in the way of making deals, or somesuch.
tootthekazoo - March 31, 2008
I hope these umps get suspended
for sucking
Corco - March 31, 2008
This has been awful.
EnglishMariner - March 31, 2008
Finally got mlb.tv to work...
Just in time.
Vancouver Dave - March 31, 2008
Related to James Joyce?
I don't really have a joke for that.
JLC - March 31, 2008
WHAT THE FUCK!??!?!?!?!?
Garces - March 31, 2008
STRIKE DAMNIT!
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
WHAT THE FUCK
Where was that?
tootthekazoo - March 31, 2008
Oh fuck this
This umpire is just itching to get spat at
marinator - March 31, 2008
WOW
That is all.
vkut79 - March 31, 2008
THE HELL IS GOING ON
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
wow
that looked good
CstSnow - March 31, 2008
Bedard looks so pissed after every pitch
I feel bad for him
tootthekazoo - March 31, 2008
I've lost all control of this game
I have no idea what the fuck is going on
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
Tell that to Joyce
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
Bedard should throw at the umpire
Corco - March 31, 2008
Welcome to Seattle Eric.
The weather is horseshit.
Goose - March 31, 2008
Bedard must be so pissed at the ump right now
vkut79 - March 31, 2008
Johjima
should accidentally miss a fastball, right into that umps fat face.
J_G - March 31, 2008
someone call delmon. we need some justice.
wongguy - March 31, 2008
+Dukes
Fett42 - March 31, 2008
Bradly works, right?
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
K!!
MFAN - March 31, 2008
per Grieve:
Joyce is calling a good game aside from the two balls to Sexson
sooper jeenyus - March 31, 2008
Bullshit! What a homer.
Both sides of the ball is getting out of hand.
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Corco - March 31, 2008
Finnegan's Wake is for faggots
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
Portrait of The Artist as A Young Man?
More like Portrait of the Shitty Umpire as An Old Faggot. Am I right?
JLC - March 31, 2008
"Am I right"
always a winner.
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
KKKK
ThundaPC - March 31, 2008
so getting up to 80 pitches?
vkut79 - March 31, 2008
/shits pants
Jordan of Boise - March 31, 2008
Bedard woo.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - March 31, 2008
KKKK-Dard!
tootthekazoo - March 31, 2008
Well great start Erik
Time for some RRS!
marinator - March 31, 2008
Call them back
That was a ball.
Garces - March 31, 2008
Bedard: But he swung at it
Joyce: The fuck he did
tootthekazoo - March 31, 2008
How the fuck are we only down 1-0?
Goose - March 31, 2008
Luck.
EnglishMariner - March 31, 2008
They've had one hit
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
The bigger "how the fuck?"
is how the fuck we're only at the bottom of the third after an hour and some change. K-DAR is pitching pretty good, but not getting any calls. 70+ pitches after 3, and only 1 hit? Something is amiss...
tootthekazoo - March 31, 2008
Someone want to tell me what BAYDAR's pitch count is at right now?
esoteric - March 31, 2008
79 pitches.
Llewdor - March 31, 2008
√6
JLC - March 31, 2008
god that is filthy
ack - March 31, 2008
K'd.
TheOptimist - March 31, 2008
K!
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
Well he's getting out of jams...
SethGrandpa - March 31, 2008
These umps are from death
As is that IDIOT who keeps chanting
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
cwel87 - March 31, 2008
GOT HIM
thenatural - March 31, 2008
Booya
Vancouver Dave - March 31, 2008
So hell throw like 5 innings max?
vkut79 - March 31, 2008
If that...
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
With the crap calls he's been getting
Bedard is actually been doing pretty good.
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
its really the ump thats screwing him over, his stuff is good
vkut79 - March 31, 2008
Decent.
Even if the umpire wasn't made of fail, Bedard really isn't hitting his spots well.
JLC - March 31, 2008
No shit
1 Hit (It was an error, Lopez!) and 2-3 walks. Fucking (g)ump. 80 pitches, and he's still shutting them down
tootthekazoo - March 31, 2008
I will not be happy unless someone gets ejected
Corco - March 31, 2008
And it's Joyce
Garces - March 31, 2008
i need a beer but I am but if I leave I'll have to hit z until my finger falls off
InSpokane - March 31, 2008
Yeah
Note to Clockwerks: We really need a "mark all as read" button
Corco - March 31, 2008
YES
A thousand times YES
tootthekazoo - March 31, 2008
we just need 6 3-pitch innings from erik.
wongguy - March 31, 2008
Well....
I've seen enough of Bedard to determine that M's fans need to stop being worried about the guy.
The talking heads, however, will focus on the non-important shit though and keep scaring the casual fan base.
PLU Tim - March 31, 2008
That breaking ball...
It's so dreamy
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
We need to see a brawl.
Goose - March 31, 2008
Miguel vs. Monopoly?
cwel87 - March 31, 2008
If that was Horacio Ramirez on teh mound
we'd already be down 7.
Then again, it would've taken catastrophy for him to even be the opening day pitcher, so screw my hypotheticals.
Omerta - March 31, 2008
How about a fucking run?
Please?
JESUS CHRIST.
Garces - March 31, 2008
who would want one of those? That's ridiculous
Corco - March 31, 2008
do they get to 2 runs?
CstSnow - March 31, 2008
So, Oakland for AL West champs?
-_-;
TheOptimist - March 31, 2008
Come on Bentaclutch
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
Nope
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
I will take this opportunity to pause and reflect ...
about how awsome it is to be watching Ms baseball again.
Vancouver Dave - March 31, 2008
FUCKING FUCK FUCK UMPIRES SHITFACED FUCKERS
FUCK
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
Could you tone down that positive attitude a bit?
Omerta - March 31, 2008
Nice thing is
I'll get home by the 4th inning
Scruffy Lefty - March 31, 2008
How is it only the 3rd? This game is taking forever...
SethGrandpa - March 31, 2008
Joining late
just got out of class
mariners124m - March 31, 2008
check bedard's D:
wongguy - March 31, 2008
PC.
wongguy - March 31, 2008
Go back!
While you still can!
Garces - March 31, 2008
Lay off a pitch, will ya YuBet?
andrewgolfsalot - March 31, 2008
Ommegang will make this less painfull
speedomike - March 31, 2008
1153 comments
3rd inning....
ThundaPC - March 31, 2008
Wow
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
And that's with us slowing down
:|
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
Closer to 1300
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
fuck michael young
thenatural - March 31, 2008
Is it just me
or do the M's seem baffled by Millwood's fastballs down the middle?
ningwers - March 31, 2008
They're too used to swinging...
At fastballs way off the plate.
Sidi - March 31, 2008
Ball
"Yep, that looks like a ball."
"Fuck it. Ball!"
"Ball. Why the hell not?"
Garces - March 31, 2008
Ichiro is going to go 0-700 this year. :(
Phil Hatzenbuehler - March 31, 2008
And the 0-fer continues...
andrewgolfsalot - March 31, 2008
ichiro hurts this team...
wait - never mind
sooper jeenyus - March 31, 2008
So much for the prediction
that Ichiro was scoring a run this inning
Mbad - March 31, 2008
It's still possbile
Just exceedingly unlikely
ningwers - March 31, 2008
Dammit
I thought that was getting down
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
there goes ichiro scoring in this inning
wongguy - March 31, 2008
He still might...
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
Hahaha you're funny Graham
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
Hahaha.....
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
New rule suggestion:
We do away with all Mariner at bats. Henceforth we get credit for one run every time our pitchers keep the other team scoreless in a half-inning.
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
I'd be down with that
We could make our defense absolutely incredible
Corco - March 31, 2008
Bavasi would still find a way to screw that up
probably trade felix and trot Pepe out to the mound every five days - yay for veteran experience
sooper jeenyus - March 31, 2008
Give me a reason to like you, Lopez.
JLC - March 31, 2008
Lopez, you asshole.
JLC - March 31, 2008
he looks huggable
wongguy - March 31, 2008
I don't hug failures.
My son learned that the hard way.
JLC - March 31, 2008
We should platoon Morse with Ichiro
clearly the man can't hit.
andrewgolfsalot - March 31, 2008
I know what it is, the roof is closed.
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
Hey, Lopez is taking pitches!
TheOptimist - March 31, 2008
Great inning, y'all!
Let's play two.
Garces - March 31, 2008
how was that 2-0 pitch a strike?
Matthew - March 31, 2008
It's Fucking Kevin Fucking Millfuckingwood
Score some runs!
marinator - March 31, 2008
Last night's Nationals game would be like over by now
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
Remember the first at bat of the game?
Good times.
Goose - March 31, 2008
Ah, yes
Good times.
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
good, Bedard didn't need any rest
every second is one second closer to Seahawks season.
MFAN - March 31, 2008
PULL THE BALL YOU STUPID BASTARD
YOUR BROTHER'S BEEN DEAD FOR A WHILE GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
Sibling death will continue until morale improves
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
Wow
speedomike - March 31, 2008
No shit...
Wow.
Devin - March 31, 2008
This is lame
vkut79 - March 31, 2008
I can't do this 161 more times
speedomike - March 31, 2008
Liar. You can and - let's be honest - you probably will. I know I will.
esoteric - March 31, 2008
That was just what my internal dialogue was saying to me while I was getting ready to agree with him
shit
tootthekazoo - March 31, 2008
You're right
I fucking hate sports
speedomike - March 31, 2008
Did I say Ichiro will score this inning?
...ummm...errr......
ThundaPC - March 31, 2008
way to take it the other way jose!
thats what hitting in the 2-hole is all about, after all
ack - March 31, 2008
Pull. The. Ball.
Goddd
vkut79 - March 31, 2008
SEATTLE BLOWS.
LET THE GTE FLOW!
EnglishMariner - March 31, 2008
Seattle is awesome
The Mariners blow
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
Not true, in fact.
Garces - March 31, 2008
Hey...
Shut up, PDX boy.
Devin - March 31, 2008
I think I am going to grab some Samoa Ice Cream
Maybe it will change the game around.
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
Okay Bedard, 10 pitch inning
You can do it.
OlSalty - March 31, 2008
He has 9 out, Simms
That's not 'many' outs
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
It is 100% of the Mariner outs to this point in the season
Jordan of Boise - March 31, 2008
It's between "several" and "a dozen"
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
4 down and counting
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
Bedard's velocity is slipping
Matthew - March 31, 2008
90-90-92-77-93
Liar.
andrewgolfsalot - March 31, 2008
safeco gun
he was 92-94 at the start
Matthew - March 31, 2008
So do you think they're gonna do Rally Fries?
God I hope not.
SethGrandpa - March 31, 2008
I propose Rally Beers.
Goose - March 31, 2008
They could hand them out to little kids
and pregnant women
marinator - March 31, 2008
I'd like to see a six-year old's poster for that.
JLC - March 31, 2008
Yeah, work can't end soon enough
I have a fridge full at home waiting for me
tootthekazoo - March 31, 2008
Do Rally Beers go to the opponent's dugout?
SethGrandpa - March 31, 2008
Probably something similar, I'm sure
But, they'll do them while the Rangers are prepping a big inning
tootthekazoo - March 31, 2008
In partnership with new minority owner, the Church of Scientology
Rally Audits.
Jordan of Boise - March 31, 2008
At least GMJ still sucks
andrewgolfsalot - March 31, 2008
But he hit over .400 in spring training!
>_>
TheOptimist - March 31, 2008
Gives up a HR to Young
Who is a QUALITY hitter
wtf
mariners124m - March 31, 2008
It wasn't a convincing home run
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
I will kill one hostage
For every inning the M's don't score.
Garces - March 31, 2008
Please tell me you have taken HH hostage
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
Can I volunteer?
Sidi - March 31, 2008
I don't think there are that many people on earth.
SethGrandpa - March 31, 2008
I've always loved The Rock
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
One's a baby
The other one's black
speedomike - March 31, 2008
I can see Beltre running out to the plate
Waving the green smoke.
Garces - March 31, 2008
even the tracer
has those pitches as strikes
vkut79 - March 31, 2008
"How can you not be buzzed for opening day?"
Uhh, yeah. I think we all are, at this point.
Oh, that's not what he meant.
Sidi - March 31, 2008
The ump in particular is buzzed
which is quite possibly an understatement
Mbad - March 31, 2008
per Grieve:
Bedard has been really wild - he hasn't been throwing many strikes
sooper jeenyus - March 31, 2008
Oh my....
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
Grieve and Lewin are lost
without that creepy guy hanging out in the stands talking to middle school cheerleaders.
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
Haha, so true.
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
oooooo
I want that job.
PLU Tim - March 31, 2008
That was a strike.
TheOptimist - March 31, 2008
Get a haircut, hippie kid
tootthekazoo - March 31, 2008
He's got the mushroom cut going
mariners124m - March 31, 2008
Broussard
Keep doing that.
Garces - March 31, 2008
Fuck haircuts
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
Is that like a normal haircut
but with a happy ending? Cuz that sounds like my kind of haircut
tootthekazoo - March 31, 2008
bedards a horse. he's settling into a groove. i'm not worried about him anymore.
it's the other side of our team known as anemia.
wongguy - March 31, 2008
90 losses then?
Goose - March 31, 2008
If our offence looks like this the whole season
then 90 losses sounds just about right.
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
At least Bedard
Misses low.
Garces - March 31, 2008
Is that a President Bush joke? Ha ha.
SethGrandpa - March 31, 2008
I miss Fairly.
Llewdor - March 31, 2008
Rangers working the count deep.
Smart move.
EnglishMariner - March 31, 2008
Throw harder, better
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
faster stronger?
mariners124m - March 31, 2008
Which one of the Rangers is our black Kate Moss
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
Ron Washington?
Teej - March 31, 2008
Coke does weird things to a body
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
cocaine is powerful drug
sooper jeenyus - March 31, 2008
Damn, they don't make 'em like this anymore.
JLC - March 31, 2008
WTF MLBTV
dsajhdkas111!1!
mariners124m - March 31, 2008
Big Ben looks Bad.
EnglishMariner - March 31, 2008
In fairness, everyone looks bad with that curve
SethGrandpa - March 31, 2008
Wicked curve
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
KKKKKedard!
Garces - March 31, 2008
That a boy!
ningwers - March 31, 2008
KKKKK
Owned. Sorry, Ben.
ThundaPC - March 31, 2008
K!!!
poor Ben :(
MFAN - March 31, 2008
KKKKK
It's still good! It's still good!
OlSalty - March 31, 2008
96, very nice.
CstSnow - March 31, 2008
Will they pull him now?
Isn't he upto like 100 pitches?
Time for some Baek or RRS
marinator - March 31, 2008
Not for me it isn't
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
MLBTV is about 5 minutes behind.
Fett42 - March 31, 2008
I like you Broussard
But I'm in love with Erik.
JLC - March 31, 2008
K!
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
Bedard is kicking ass.
He needs run support
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
He needs to get through the 5th with the lead.
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
Damnit
My feed is delayed about a minute
thanks for the spoilers
mariners124m - March 31, 2008
97 pitches. :(
ThundaPC - March 31, 2008
97 pitches.
I wonder if they let Bedard go another inning.
TheOptimist - March 31, 2008
I remember McClaren awhile back
Saying he wanted pitchers going deeper into ball games, even if it means a higher pitch count
Which basically means
Bedard will pitch til his arm falls off?
mariners124m - March 31, 2008
Hey Ben
back to the bench?
vkut79 - March 31, 2008
I don't think "lefty who can't hit Bedard" is a fair standard
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
So, did we ever settle on a Bedard nickname?
Cuz I'm thinking K-DARD or something. I'm loving it. Although, 97 pitches through 4 is pretty rough. Fucking ump...
tootthekazoo - March 31, 2008
no....just no on the nickname
CstSnow - March 31, 2008
Bedard the Bedard
I got nuthin
marinator - March 31, 2008
No nickname
Not every player needs a nickname. If it doesn't come naturally, then no nickname.
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
I refer to him as the sound of a jaw hitting the floor
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
Full of coins.
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
The best I came up with is "The Bartender"....
ThundaPC - March 31, 2008
A good one will come in time.
Some drunken brilliance on a game thread will make everyone laugh, and we'll go with that.
Teej - March 31, 2008
Even when he's sucking
Bedard is good
speedomike - March 31, 2008
With a more liberal strike zone, Bedard would be in good form.
Still the K's are there and so is the speed.
EnglishMariner - March 31, 2008
im going to switch to the angel game
because i don't like watching our team fail to hit
Matthew - March 31, 2008
Wish I had that luxury.
I only get the Angels game.
Devin - March 31, 2008
Veteran leadership!
Nicely done!
Garces - March 31, 2008
I hate Raul
InSpokane - March 31, 2008
He's such a good role model
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
My kids do nothing but chew now
And I have 8 of them.
Garces - March 31, 2008
XM is amazing
I'm listening to Dave Niehaus in State College, PA
speedomike - March 31, 2008
Oh thank you God!
I get Dave on the radio now.
SWUNG ON AND BELTED AND CAUGHT BY MILLWOOD JUST OFF THE MOUND!
Devin - March 31, 2008
.205 first half, .205 2nd half.
CONSISTENCY!
Goose - March 31, 2008
ha ha
InSpokane - March 31, 2008
That was a strike
this is delightful.
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
thanks ESPN gamecenter chats.
rob neyer says the mariners will win 77 games.
wongguy - March 31, 2008
3-1 to Richie
He's trying.
Garces - March 31, 2008
So watching Richie bat
is like watching the Special Olympics?
ningwers - March 31, 2008
nah the ump is helping
InSpokane - March 31, 2008
I'm so sick of Kevin Millwood destroying our lineup
I don't know why, but I have vivid memories of this guy owning our team for the past few years.
JLC - March 31, 2008
Unlike the other 8
Sexson sees that the ump is shrinking the strike zone and letting pitches go.
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
Uh
The ump is trying to get into Sexson's pants. That's really the only explanation
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
Here comes the string
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
There it is.
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
Nicely done, Richie
Penteland wants you to swing more.
Garces - March 31, 2008
Richie
The only one on the team working the count?
This is dumb.
ThundaPC - March 31, 2008
I'm shocked!
Garces - March 31, 2008
As high as the pitch count is
Bedard is still utterly fooling these batters, other than Young not one Texan has made good contact.
OlSalty - March 31, 2008
welcome back Richie
MFAN - March 31, 2008
what the fuck
InSpokane - March 31, 2008
Atta boy, Richie. Keep lunging
that's how people get hits
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
at least someone on the team
is making Millwood throw.
SIGN BONDS
Matthew - March 31, 2008
SIGN BONDS
The biggest truth in this topic to date
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
Pentland is still around?
WTF is Lee Elia then?
PLU Tim - March 31, 2008
Special assistant to the manager
Or some shit.
Garces - March 31, 2008
Classic Sexson
God fucking damn it
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
Atta boy sexy
andrewgolfsalot - March 31, 2008
Sexson K's.
TheOptimist - March 31, 2008
The universe is back in alignment.
Goose - March 31, 2008
Yeah it hurts, Richie.
It hurts on the inside, doesn't it?
JLC - March 31, 2008
Boooooo!
andrewgolfsalot - March 31, 2008
Need Bonds
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
Beltre!
Mbad - March 31, 2008
common beltre
CstSnow - March 31, 2008
King Awesome is still Awesome.
Goose - March 31, 2008
Get out of my brain fucker
marinator - March 31, 2008
Beltre!!
Thingray - March 31, 2008
Happy feet! :)
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
BALL 4 RICHIE
You let that one go next time k?
EnglishMariner - March 31, 2008
Beltre = Not made of fail
PLU Tim - March 31, 2008
I like Beltre
Garces - March 31, 2008
King Awesome is still Awesome
Everyone else sucks
marinator - March 31, 2008
Way to set up getting stranded, Beltre!
Jordan of Boise - March 31, 2008
BELTRE PLEASE HAVE MY CHILDREN
JLC - March 31, 2008
Atleast Beltre is 2 for 2
Not all hope is lost.
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
Woo King Awesome
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
Beltre again!
He's carrying the team.
ThundaPC - March 31, 2008
Bell-trey 2-for-2
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
Don't buy it.
Beltre = bust. Remember?
Devin - March 31, 2008
You jinxed it.
Why do you hate happiness?
JLC - March 31, 2008
At least I was right...
Jeeeez.
Devin - March 31, 2008
beltre's nice with the bat
wongguy - March 31, 2008
not so much with the stealing
sooper jeenyus - March 31, 2008
Beltre
the only hitter who showed up today.
bluemax - March 31, 2008
beltre just doesnt get why everyone else sucks
CstSnow - March 31, 2008
That's it
torn thumb ligaments for everyone
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
beltre
yaay
InSpokane - March 31, 2008
do something sexy brad
Matthew - March 31, 2008
That was such a bad contract.
EnglishMariner - March 31, 2008
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
Garces - March 31, 2008
boo
InSpokane - March 31, 2008
ughhh
I hate this team
MFAN - March 31, 2008
oh wow he didn't tag him
Omerta - March 31, 2008
That sucked.
Thingray - March 31, 2008
Awwww.....geeez...
Not this crap.
ThundaPC - March 31, 2008
way to turn something into nothing, mclaren!
basebliman - March 31, 2008
Good lord.
Goose - March 31, 2008
Beltre running = NO
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
Stealing. With Beltre. With two outs.
Huh.
Devin - March 31, 2008
What the hell
Why even send him there...
Ahhh
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
Goddamn. We do NOT need to run more, Mac.
Whatever. Not like Wilkerson was going to do anything.
JLC - March 31, 2008
ya but now hes still up next inning.
CstSnow - March 31, 2008
We're not running enough
we'd be winning by now if we'd run a little more.
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
if only Bedard ran the pitches up to the plate
the Rangers would never hit him!
Matthew - March 31, 2008
out by a mile
vkut79 - March 31, 2008
he got him...
fuck
thenatural - March 31, 2008
BAD BASERUNNING
EnglishMariner - March 31, 2008
I second that
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
Time to get a new thread prepped
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
for fuck's sake
speedomike - March 31, 2008
Just gives Wilkerson
A chance to strike out 15 minutes later than he would have.
Garces - March 31, 2008
I think I forgot how bad our offense really is
wow
vkut79 - March 31, 2008
I like green
InSpokane - March 31, 2008
These two games are are depressing and hilarious
at the same time.
TheOptimist - March 31, 2008
I think it's RRS time
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
Oh god, we're gonna be freezing tomorrow.
Goose - March 31, 2008
Pussy hit
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
all together now...
Adam Jones woulda...
Matthew - March 31, 2008
caught that
I love how ibanez appeared on my TV after the ball dropped.
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
Sigh
Jordan of Boise - March 31, 2008
please, DP and K
Matthew - March 31, 2008
Almost... but no.
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
Uhhh.....what?
ThundaPC - March 31, 2008
...and Yuni cockmops us.
Jordan of Boise - March 31, 2008
cockmops
I like that
speedomike - March 31, 2008
Is this 2007 again?
Goose - March 31, 2008
dammit Yuni
MFAN - March 31, 2008
You are a magician of bullshit YUBET
marinator - March 31, 2008
He turns hope into pain.
Jordan of Boise - March 31, 2008
That's not particularly unique
He plays for the Ms
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
Well at least Yuni's straightened out his D
Mbad - March 31, 2008
Ok this is hilarious
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
Nice.
You keep on showing that gold glove potential while making 50 errors, Yunie.
JLC - March 31, 2008
OW
2007 just whacked me in the forehead
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
oh my god...
it is 2007 again, yes
vkut79 - March 31, 2008
Not this again Yuni.... :(
Thingray - March 31, 2008
not even close
vkut79 - March 31, 2008
that was sexson
InSpokane - March 31, 2008
Was it?
I can never tell on MLB.tv.
Teej - March 31, 2008
No
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
Cool, thanks.
Teej - March 31, 2008
No it wasn't
that throw was miles off the bag.
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
Yup
Yuni bailed on that throw
ningwers - March 31, 2008
Well his footwork still sucks
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
It's Snowing.
The 7th seal has been unlocked.
Goose - March 31, 2008
ok just finish five innings, thats all you need to do
vkut79 - March 31, 2008
let it snow
thenatural - March 31, 2008
Your city looks cold.
EnglishMariner - March 31, 2008
Bedard's best inning off work.
ThundaPC - March 31, 2008
Great debut, I say
Bad umpiring, I also say.
marinator - March 31, 2008
Nice inning
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
51 strikes
47 Balls
Welcome back, Yuni's arm trouble
we didn't miss you
mariners124m - March 31, 2008
it will come back
I am not optimistic about things like Mike Morse being successful, but I have a strong feeling that Yuni's defense will be there
thenatural - March 31, 2008
Erik survives again
thenatural - March 31, 2008
alright
I revoke my hate for Bedard - its the offense that sucks
vkut79 - March 31, 2008
Erik's night is done.
Now let's get him some run support for the love of god.
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
Now PLEASE guys
Score some runs and set Bedard up for the win.
Jordan of Boise - March 31, 2008
I'm still excited about Bedard
speedomike - March 31, 2008
I am with you
thenatural - March 31, 2008
It's snowing now
Yeah, you're screwed Texas. You're in our element now.
JLC - March 31, 2008
Snow isn't Seattle's element
We're in Cleveland's element.
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
Seattle's element is fog, mist, and drizzly rain. Which doesn't really help much in Safeco.
esoteric - March 31, 2008
Erik was pretty damn good today
could stand to have better command of his curve, but Joyce obviously wasn't doing him any favors.
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
love the GB ratio
Matthew - March 31, 2008
The first at-bat made me giggle in glee
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
i did more than giggle
Matthew - March 31, 2008
I hope you cleaned up afterwards
JLC - March 31, 2008
its gonna come around...
he looks good, and we're spoiled after Felix's starts last year
thenatural - March 31, 2008
Seriously, its Millwood
Just get it done
vkut79 - March 31, 2008
Pizza hut serves pasta now
and it is delightful.
Omerta - March 31, 2008
how do you feel about stuffed crust pizza though?
Matthew - March 31, 2008
I actually skipped that thread
because I was on a stuft crust binge and didn't want any else to ruin it for me but myself.
Omerta - March 31, 2008
Wilk, turbo, joh
3 pitch inning?
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
Well, other than averaging 20 pitches an inning, Bedard
looked pretty good.
TheOptimist - March 31, 2008
aimin' for a flamin'
sooper jeenyus - March 31, 2008
Bedard looks fine
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
Score a run, you magnificent douchebags
I WILL KILL AGAIN.
Garces - March 31, 2008
Bedard is going to be fun to watch.
Remember, he has struggles in April [and March]. That was still a nice 5IP.
EnglishMariner - March 31, 2008
Erik didn't have a bad showing at all
Considering the hime base ump is doing lines with Josh Hamilton in between innings.
cwel87 - March 31, 2008
SHIT
HOME*
cwel87 - March 31, 2008
Bedard looks Canadian
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
haha, twins over angels 2-0
basebliman - March 31, 2008
LAA 0 MIN 2
Bottom 4th.
EnglishMariner - March 31, 2008
Bedard gave up 6 runs last opening day.
I approve.
ThundaPC - March 31, 2008
oh dang
vkut79 - March 31, 2008
Wilkerson homerun right here.
Omerta - March 31, 2008
2-0 Twins.
*Sigh*
TheOptimist - March 31, 2008
So....with a sane umpire, Bedard probably goes 7 or 8, yes?
esoteric - March 31, 2008
Yes
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
easily
CstSnow - March 31, 2008
Probably 7
But maybe only 6
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
Uhh that's a wee bit optimistic
but he'd go at least six.
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
He still didn't have great fastball command
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
Can't a man be optimistic, Jeff?
esoteric - March 31, 2008
Oh hell
Wilk is still up
ningwers - March 31, 2008
oh brad...
vkut79 - March 31, 2008
Hey look
Wilkerson about to strikeout again.
Garces - March 31, 2008
Wilkerson and Sexson
Strikeout partners forever.
PhilKenSebben - March 31, 2008
JAP Rules.
Oh yeah. M's Action at Work.
IcebreakerX - March 31, 2008
What'd I tell you?
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
And I'm in a Pacific Archipelago that Blacksout.
That shall be left unnamed.
IcebreakerX - March 31, 2008
Not bad
Not bad at all.
Garces - March 31, 2008
Pinch run Jimerson
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
well that's....huh?
Matthew - March 31, 2008
This time
let's not call a steal, k?
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
Holy crap a walk!
TheOptimist - March 31, 2008
fukudome sure looked good today
just sayin'
sooper jeenyus - March 31, 2008
thanks umpire
vkut79 - March 31, 2008
Ok
Leadoff walks are awesome
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
Take advantage PLEASE
thenatural - March 31, 2008
Wilkerson: natural base-thief
Just you watch, motherfuckers, just you watch.
esoteric - March 31, 2008
Ichiro Bobblehead....
Damn thing looks more like John McLaren
PLU Tim - March 31, 2008
Wilkerson didn't K?
Oh right, he did that other thing he usually does.
JLC - March 31, 2008
there are times that our offense
will look good. still, needs more bonds.
Matthew - March 31, 2008
Oh
DP time
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
Yeah, we saw that coming
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
Good call.
TheOptimist - March 31, 2008
wilkerson striking out will suck all year,
but I will definitely take the walks.
CstSnow - March 31, 2008
turbo time!! woot
basebliman - March 31, 2008
Ahahahahhaahhaah
Thank you, Pepe.
Garces - March 31, 2008
hahah
did not see that coming.
PhilKenSebben - March 31, 2008
Wow, didn't see that coming
:/
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
WONDERFUL
Pepe really fucking brings something to this team.
Jordan of Boise - March 31, 2008
Ahhh
There's the Vidro we know and love.
OlSalty - March 31, 2008
Sims...
"We've seen that before"
Yes, Dave. Yes, we have.
PLU Tim - March 31, 2008
ahahahahahaha
JEFF CLE-MENT! JEFF CLE-MENT!
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
ANDY
HAR-GROVE
*clap clap clapclapclap*
Garces - March 31, 2008
Why the fuck is he our DH?
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
VIDRO
GIDP?????????????????????????????????
thenatural - March 31, 2008
Jesus...
Thanks, Turbo. That was as comforting as an ex-girlfriend telling me that I don't understand her feelings.
ningwers - March 31, 2008
:O
vkut79 - March 31, 2008
GOD DAMNIT YOU FAT FUCK
CHOKE ON YOUR MEALS
JLC - March 31, 2008
...the first of many im afraid.
CstSnow - March 31, 2008
Looked at Bedard's line
MAcPhail must have disguised Cabrera
Fett42 - March 31, 2008
He was fine
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
FUCK OFF VIDRO.
URGHHH
EnglishMariner - March 31, 2008
I guess i will never know
If the M's are bringing back th eFunk Blast.
PhilKenSebben - March 31, 2008
Hail? Can we get a 2008 filibuster?
Jordan of Boise - March 31, 2008
Fuck yes
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
Simms gets so excited over weather
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
Clement for DH
that is all
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
Hail? SWEET. I want to see Millwood get conked on the fucking head
esoteric - March 31, 2008
Sims:
"It's hailing now. Ah, you fans are going to have a fun time driving home today, huh?"
I don't think Sims realizes HE needs to drive home.
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
Vidro would be better at larping
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
yarp!
sooper jeenyus - March 31, 2008
Garp!
A vegetable who took a piece of shrapnel, yet somehow manages to impregnate a nurse before dying seems much more appropriate.
Sidi - March 31, 2008
that was a nice play
thenatural - March 31, 2008
Can that girl play short?
Also, Simms referencing the power pitch
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
Felix or not , I'm not sure I want to go to tomorrows
game if it means I might have to drive all the way back to aberdeen in snow,ice, and hail.
Goose - March 31, 2008
Wow, Kenji held up on that
REWARD REWARD REWARD GOLD STAR
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
Another walk
Thank fuck for Vidro, right?
Garces - March 31, 2008
Kenji Walk?
It must be snowing....
PLU Tim - March 31, 2008
holy shit
Joh walked!
marinerdan - March 31, 2008
We have more walks than hits
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
Two walks in a inning? By the Mariners?
What the hell?
nfreakct - March 31, 2008
Hey, another walk!
TheOptimist - March 31, 2008
YUNI'S GOING DEEP
FUCK I HAVE LOST MY MIND
Garces - March 31, 2008
wow, taking pitches
vkut79 - March 31, 2008
Joh's walk totals within reach
thenatural - March 31, 2008
All you community projection fuckers may be right
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
10 bucks says it's just the ump
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
YuBet is our most clutch hitter....
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
so everyone predicting more walks for Kenji was right, haha.
CstSnow - March 31, 2008
Walks don't win games
Clutch hitting wins games
JLC - March 31, 2008
HERE COMES THE POP UP!
Im sure they scouts said yuni had lots of pop ups in his bat, and the m's heard only pop.
PhilKenSebben - March 31, 2008
maybe they're actually
trying to be patient...
vkut79 - March 31, 2008
Don't be silly
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
I hate that kind of swing
vkut79 - March 31, 2008
yes, garces you've lost your mind
basebliman - March 31, 2008
We're watching the end of the world.
Goose - March 31, 2008
Sick....
Blowers is offering to go under the desk...
PLU Tim - March 31, 2008
Alright, I'm not kidding
That's two people in my bathtub.
SCORE SOME RUNS.
Garces - March 31, 2008
That was a fairly lethal curveball
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
Jeff, new thread.
We have already gone over the first thread limit.
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
New thread will be open at 5:30
comments here will be closed.
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
Shit this is looking bad
vkut79 - March 31, 2008
It's a good thing we can't get demoted to AAA
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
I think the Giants and the Royals would be relegated before us.
esoteric - March 31, 2008
We're out of options....
suckers!
PLU Tim - March 31, 2008
the more things change...
CstSnow - March 31, 2008
Kevin Millwood is making our lineup look silly
Long year, here we come
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
it is encouraging to see bedard settle into a rhythm.
i like the word rhythm.
wongguy - March 31, 2008
Angels rallying
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
That's what happens when you face the worst pitcher in baseball
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
And all you bastards thought that was hyperbole
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
Angels actually have hitters.
EnglishMariner - March 31, 2008
No they don't
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
Vlad?
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
Needs plural
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
Ruh-roh
andrewgolfsalot - March 31, 2008
Fuck you Livian
Be a real pitcher.
3 on 0 outs
Faux - March 31, 2008
hit em with the palmball!
wongguy - March 31, 2008
We are going to lose
75 1-0 decisions this year.
Garces - March 31, 2008
But our pythag will be amazing.
JLC - March 31, 2008
God this sucks
cwel87 - March 31, 2008
Green vs. Lefties...
rut roh...
PLU Tim - March 31, 2008
DP
I'll trade a run for two outs there.
Faux - March 31, 2008
One thing I like about Sims
He knows how to stay optimistic and good-natured. I think I need some of that despite all the pessimism I've become so accustomed to.
JLC - March 31, 2008
2-1!
On a bases loaded DP. -_-;
TheOptimist - March 31, 2008
So as I pass the 24 hour mark, the lack of sleep
is starting to catch up to me. The Mariners better hurry up and make this interesting.
Goose - March 31, 2008
No Bedard = out of my comfort zone
Jeff Sullivan - March 31, 2008
Isn't he out? He bunted that ball twice.
Wilder. - March 31, 2008
ive figured it out
the pitchers are just trying to show the batters how to work the count.
CstSnow - March 31, 2008
Maicer Izturis = clutch
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
YEAH
Faux - March 31, 2008
JOOOOOOHJIMA!!!!
Garces - March 31, 2008
sweet. let's see milton re-enact his shennigans at first.
wongguy - March 31, 2008
NEVERMIND HE'S TOO BUSY WALKIN BACK TO THE BENCH.
bitch.
wongguy - March 31, 2008
Milton Bradly running = LOL
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
Kenjiiiiiii
IcebreakerX - March 31, 2008
JOH!!!!
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
JOHJIMAAAA
vkut79 - March 31, 2008
KENJI!!!
thenatural - March 31, 2008
PAY THAT MAN HIS MONEY
cwel87 - March 31, 2008
Should have slid for that
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
I'm excited for
The first annual Bat Sixth night.
The first fan bats in the 6-Hole and plays RF.
Garces - March 31, 2008
And it's tied in the dome.
Ugh.
Faux - March 31, 2008
Fuck Chone Figgins
Graham MacAree - March 31, 2008
TIE GAME!
TheOptimist - March 31, 2008
Green, you tit.
Garces - March 31, 2008
lefties continue to mash green
no surprise there
marinator - March 31, 2008
Behind you green
IceStormV1 - March 31, 2008
4 hits for the rangers, only 1 that wasnt a little bitch hit.
CstSnow - March 31, 2008
Green needs to take a flyer from Maddux
Jesus.
cwel87 - March 31, 2008
green's got a lot of movement on those pitches
... yeah... we know
thenatural - March 31, 2008
their box score
isn't indicative of how frustrated we've all been watching the pitching.
wongguy - March 31, 2008
Carlos Gomez > Jered Weaver
Fett42 - March 31, 2008
fuck you mike young
thenatural - March 31, 2008
Best all-around player in baseball
Teej - March 31, 2008
I LOVE YOU LOPEZ
cwel87 - March 31, 2008
bout damn time!
basebliman - March 31, 2008
YESSSSSSSSSSS
RAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL
thenatural - March 31, 2008
Spasm!
Paytheline - March 31, 2008
thanks richie
thenatural - March 31, 2008
YESSS
SLIDER LOW AND AWAY IS BELTRES FRIEND
redwolf75 - March 31, 2008
WOOOOOO
KING AWESOME
CKel - March 31, 2008
fuck yeah king awesome
thenatural - March 31, 2008
Thats one way to do it
admiralzing - March 31, 2008
SEAN GREEN!!
CKel - March 31, 2008
BELTRE
thenatural - March 31, 2008
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