Blame Graham for ruining the game before I got a chance to watch. Me, I'm going to send him a thank you card.
Biggest Contribution: Adrian Beltre, +3.7%
Biggest Suckfest: Richie Sexson, -13.3%
Most Important AB: Sexson DP, -12.1%
Most Important Pitch: Hinske homer, -13.0%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): -5.3%
Total Contribution by Hitters: -44.7%
Total Contribution by Opposition: 0.0%
(What is this chart?)
Miguel Cairo gets paid eight hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
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God this game sucked.
Fuck you, offense. You've been put on notice.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - April 10, 2008
Whatever
Jackson is exactly the kind of guy who can shut us down if he's hitting his spots - power righty with a good slider (Wilkerson sat today because... ?). We just took 2 of 3 from a pretty good club, and I'm not going to complain if Tits takes the hit in the third game.
What pisses me off is EO'F. I want Sherrill back, and I want him back five games ago. Sure, bullpen was too good last year, but I didn't think regression would be such a bitch.
Bearskin Rugburn - April 10, 2008
EOF didn't pitch poorly today.
Inside pitch that barely nicked Pena's loose jersey and a weak hit that Richie couldn't get to. Cap that off with an IBB.
He hit his spots, but didn't have success to show for it.
BrianL - April 10, 2008
Is Cairo a high paid coach?
What do coaches make on average? I know with managers it varies, usually 1-3 million unless you are an all-star like joe torre
Fin - April 10, 2008
I would seriously doubt that a bench coach would make more than 500K
but I could be wrong, I have no real data on which to base that assertion.
pdb - April 10, 2008
Blarg
I had class at 9, got back and had the choice of watching this or sleeping until my next class at 1. I chose sleeping. Good choice, me.
Nick S - April 10, 2008
Every team has games like this.
The trick is to know when they're going to be so you can skip them. >_>
TheOptimist - April 10, 2008
One look at today's lineup was the only clue needed.
BrianL - April 10, 2008
I love this shot
Just begging for a caption about cojones or something:
PositivePaul - April 10, 2008
"You should wear a cup," says Beltre.
Teej - April 10, 2008
CUP CHECK!!!!!
pdb - April 10, 2008
"I've got two."
Fett42 - April 10, 2008
Gives a whole new meaning to "Turning two!" now, doesn't it...
PositivePaul - April 10, 2008
Jason Bartlett's day is about to go horribly wrong.
Goose - April 10, 2008
One of us is safe.
CapSea - April 10, 2008
Cairo is like a walk on for a good college hoops team
except he gets paid 850k to hang out instead of like $300 by some boosters
seattlebruin - April 10, 2008
They pay him 850k to listen in on the opposing team....
...with his freakishly large ears.
Jason X U S N - April 10, 2008
Yeahhh
That wasn't much fun.
phil333 - April 10, 2008
Biggest Suckfest: Richie Sexson, -13.3%
See, now that seems more familiar.
The Ghost of Spike Owen - April 10, 2008
Whatever.
Bring on the Angels.
ThundaPC - April 10, 2008
Glad I decided to sleep through it.
krb - April 10, 2008
Indeed
Goose - April 10, 2008
Last night, I rued that this game was at 9 am
After seeing the final box score, I'm glad this game was at 9 am.
Gomez - April 10, 2008
An extremely random HOCKEY question:
Can anyone recommend some good/great hockey blogs? Any analogue to BBTF out there? 'Cause the Nationals suck, the Mariners are disappointing me as usual, and pretty much the only bright spot of my sports world right now is my hometown Capitals.
I know that Jeff is a big hockey maven, so I figured either he or others here might have something to recommend. tyia.
esoteric - April 10, 2008
this one is team specific, but it is awesome...
thepensblog.blogspot.com
good info
hilarious commentary
awesome photoshops
what more could you want?
GarlicFryCubFan - April 10, 2008
I only really read Sens blogs
and they're more entertaining than they are analytical. I'm a totally different hockey fan than I am a baseball fan.
Jeff Sullivan - April 10, 2008
On SC Top 10
some Rangers hitter hit a shallow fly to center... and it was a top play. Do I even need to say it?
Adam Jones caught it!
seattlebruin - April 11, 2008
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