Anyone else watching FSN right now and see that Quizno's commercial? I thought it was a bad idea when Subway did it, now Quizno's is trying to one up them in the horrible idea department.
I'm sorry... pardon me if this is the wrong forum... but I just had this CRAZY dream that Richie Sexson just got an infield single. I've really got to lay off the peyote.
Just depending on you all to restore some sanity in my life.
Over 100 points in my CBS h2h league - Felix and Webb wins, monster day by Pena, great days by Hamilton, Yunel Escobar, and Jason bay, and good days by R. Martin, Loafie, and Kinsler.. it's a great day when A-Rod is your weakest hitter..
that was the first game where I was really nervous, I just didn't seem to care when they lost to Baltimore. It takes me about 2 weeks to finally get into the season, today was the 1st really exciting game for me :)
but how do they think that the loss of this game resulted from the HBP missed call? A. There weren't any outs. B. the next play was a triple. C. The Mariners would've won had they not scored any more runs.
And now, a word from my beautiful GF who was at the game:
In the sixth inning when Beltre hit the foul ball and Kotchman tried to chase it down - I was right there!! The guy sitting next to me caught the ball!! Kotchman planted his ass right on the railing right in front of me - so I did what any good Mariner fan would do and I grabbed it!!!
What did you grab? The ball, the rail, or Kotchman's ass? Because unclear antecedents give this a completely different twist depending on what it refers to >_>
Cmon Felix.. GB!
seattlesundevil - April 11, 2008
we needs a GB
now
saltydog75 - April 11, 2008
i don't trust green in this situation.
C'mon Felix!
sirbrianwilson - April 11, 2008
i guys
I am out with friends and checking the score. If the M's choke, I am ... probably just gonna go to bed.
Minor league wrap-up will go up tomorrow.
Gomez - April 11, 2008
Crap Felix can't get it down.
BrianL - April 11, 2008
If this lasts for more than 4 hours....
ahh fuck it, that joke's too easy.
Faux - April 11, 2008
heh heh heh hehheheheh heh
Gomez - April 11, 2008
Game. Getting. Hairy.
PLU Tim - April 11, 2008
Boy does Felix look finished
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
Did Dusty Baker get white and squinty?
Jordan of Boise - April 11, 2008
Wicked Change....
PLU Tim - April 11, 2008
Uh oh. 3-2.
BrianL - April 11, 2008
Yeah.. lets walk GMJ to ge to Vlad
seattlesundevil - April 11, 2008
C'mon Felix
we need a DP
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
For us radio guys, who is warming up?
Devin - April 11, 2008
Green
seattlesundevil - April 11, 2008
Word.
Thanks.
Devin - April 11, 2008
FELIKKKKKKKKKS!
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
eh, 2 too many Ks
But close enough
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
Go fuck yourself, Sarge
Jordan of Boise - April 11, 2008
Curve
green warming up
Bearskin Rugburn - April 11, 2008
K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BrianL - April 11, 2008
KKKKKKK
Gary Mathews out.
ThundaPC - April 11, 2008
KKKKKKK!
Goose - April 11, 2008
CHANGE
K7!!!
Double06 - April 11, 2008
YEA FELIX!!!
WOOOOO!!
seattlesundevil - April 11, 2008
So uh... this is nerve wracking.
Goose - April 11, 2008
They're leaving him in!?!??!?!!
WTF MAC!?
seattlesundevil - April 11, 2008
pucker factor = high
4 k's for vlad?
saltydog75 - April 11, 2008
Felix vs. Vlad
Do Not Want
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
It's worked well so far.
Faux - April 11, 2008
Get up RRS NOW.....
IBB this animal.....Why does 1B have to be the open base? Seriously....
PLU Tim - April 11, 2008
Didn't take enough HGH before that AB
marinator - April 11, 2008
I feel queasy
krb - April 11, 2008
OK
One more GuerreroK and we're done.
Bearskin Rugburn - April 11, 2008
C'mon Felix, close this bitch out with a sombrero
Jordan of Boise - April 11, 2008
Put everything you have left into this AB Felix.
Goose - April 11, 2008
Sit down GMJ
you're no Greg Myers.
Omerta - April 11, 2008
Good God that was disgusting
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
Dice rolling at its finest.
ThundaPC - April 11, 2008
Did Kenji tag GMJ after that? Angels broadcast didn't show.
HARRYP09 - April 11, 2008
Doesn't matter, man on 1st.
Faux - April 11, 2008
Come on Felix.
Golden Sombrero Vlad.
BrianL - April 11, 2008
Hey, that's a LITTLE TOO FUCKING FAR WIDE
Jordan of Boise - April 11, 2008
He's missing outside by a mile
Vlad won't swing at anything until it's 3-0 and he gets a meatball
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
Felix at 115 pitches.
Man, this seems dangerous.
Devin - April 11, 2008
Fuck this shit
Double06 - April 11, 2008
This is all about
who has the bigger balls
Bearskin Rugburn - April 11, 2008
Vladdy, apparently.
HARRYP09 - April 11, 2008
Shit.
BrianL - April 11, 2008
FUCK YOU MAC
Pull him. NOW
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
Ugh,
Nice try.
ThundaPC - April 11, 2008
Shit.
Goose - April 11, 2008
OKAY IS THAT ENOUGH DAMNIT
Jordan of Boise - April 11, 2008
Done.
Green time. Not a terrible night, Felix.
Devin - April 11, 2008
It was too much to hope for a fourth Vlad K
iheartjavelinas - April 11, 2008
Why the fuck was he still in?!
I REALLLLLLY Hate mac
seattlesundevil - April 11, 2008
Didn't you know?
It's still 1924. Nobody gets pulled before 120.
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
Sigh.
krb - April 11, 2008
McLaren dug too greedily and too deep
Jordan of Boise - April 11, 2008
Uh guys Felix has 117 pitches
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
serious?
He should've been gone a long time ago then
LantermanC - April 11, 2008
You mean at 94 pitches?
ThundaPC - April 11, 2008
Career high?
Goose - April 11, 2008
I think he threw 120 against Oakland last season
MFAN - April 11, 2008
Nope
120 against Oakland last year.
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
dick on a stick
Nick S - April 11, 2008
My favorite Wheel of Fortune Episode:
The guy on the final puzzle keeps yelling out stuff, the puzzle is thick as a brick or something, and he yells out
THICK AS A DICK
Jordan of Boise - April 11, 2008
(insert Randy Marsh WOF pic here)
Faux - April 11, 2008
Nice work, Felix.
ThundaPC - April 11, 2008
fuck.
Get a lefty. Don't put Green in against this many lefties
Bearskin Rugburn - April 11, 2008
The lefties don't have the mindset to pitch against lefties
Jordan of Boise - April 11, 2008
Their groundball finds hole,
ours gets robbed, cool
dbroncos31 - April 11, 2008
Is this Felix's career high?
Fett42 - April 11, 2008
no
Bearskin Rugburn - April 11, 2008
Even if it is
He has a thing or two to learn from Weaver about highs
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
He probably learned a lot last year.
HARRYP09 - April 11, 2008
I hope RRS is coming in
Green vs lefty = trouble
MFAN - April 11, 2008
=Trouble
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
Vlad box score: 1-4, RBI
Or...
3K, GB
Who's buying what and for how much?
Double06 - April 11, 2008
I'll take anal bum cover for 400, Alex
Nick S - April 11, 2008
on second read
that didn't really apply as well as i thought it did but i'm drinking so w/e
Nick S - April 11, 2008
Hold on
Wait until he faces Spuds in the 9th. It will read 2-5, 5 RBI
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
I cannot believe McLaren left him in.
I mean, yeah, Vlad's been hacking, but it's still VLAD.
TheOptimist - April 11, 2008
Yeah.
He could get anyone out the first three ABs. This one he didn't stand a chance.
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
ok....
I'm not liking this match-up.
PLU Tim - April 11, 2008
Green versus GA? WTF?
redwolf75 - April 11, 2008
Green we belieeeeve in you
Jordan of Boise - April 11, 2008
Wait
did we just bring in Green to face a lefty?
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
Lightning strikes, green gets out
HARRYP09 - April 11, 2008
No.
John McLaren did. Duh.
Devin - April 11, 2008
That makes sense
we're too smart for that.
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
STFU, it's results-based analysis night at Safeco
First 25,000 fans get a Joe Morgan Spreadsheet (hint, it's a napkin)
Jordan of Boise - April 11, 2008
I can't believe this shit
Bearskin Rugburn - April 11, 2008
LOAFIE
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
Alright.....
PLU Tim - April 11, 2008
LOPEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BrianL - April 11, 2008
YES
GB.
ThundaPC - April 11, 2008
Collective sigh
marinator - April 11, 2008
sweetness thank god
LantermanC - April 11, 2008
HOLY SHIT GREEN VS. A LEFTY WORKED!
seattlesundevil - April 11, 2008
Phew...
Disaster averted.
Devin - April 11, 2008
SEAN GREEN - FUCK YEAH
GBs are the ONLY WAAAAY
Jordan of Boise - April 11, 2008
Let's bring Green in against a lefty...
smart...
Faux - April 11, 2008
thank fucking goodness
Nick S - April 11, 2008
This is like watching
your dog run over by a steamroller
Bearskin Rugburn - April 11, 2008
That would be wild to see...
Sad, but once in a lifetime.
Devin - April 11, 2008
Back legs first...
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
Lead sustained
Underpants still mostly white
Double06 - April 11, 2008
Thank you
qrsouther - April 11, 2008
GA for the Hall
MFAN - April 11, 2008
.....big fucking sigh of relief
CstSnow - April 11, 2008
Nuts.
TheOptimist - April 11, 2008
Salted, raw, or mine?
qrsouther - April 11, 2008
you rooting against us is disconcerting
I know you are one of the good ones but can't you take it somewhere else when we face each other?
Susheel Ramasahayam - April 11, 2008
You must not be familiar with the somewhere elses
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
I know HH exists but........I digress
Susheel Ramasahayam - April 11, 2008
Not even TheOptimist deserves a leper colony like HH
Besides, don't you like the sweet taste of his tears?
Jordan of Boise - April 11, 2008
Thank God
Felix would've flipped his shit if he lost his potential win right there.
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
Well maybe then he could force McLaren out
Like Ichiro forced Hargrove out
Jordan of Boise - April 11, 2008
Holy shit
With EMOTION
cwel87 - April 11, 2008
Lopez clearly needs to stop being so lazy
Double06 - April 11, 2008
Seriously?
Anyone else watching FSN right now and see that Quizno's commercial? I thought it was a bad idea when Subway did it, now Quizno's is trying to one up them in the horrible idea department.
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
Only the Angels would have a Mike Scoscia bobblehead night.
HARRYP09 - April 11, 2008
*bubble
qrsouther - April 11, 2008
insurance run
do it
saltydog75 - April 11, 2008
Please get on board Ichiro.
BrianL - April 11, 2008
LOL FAIL!
HARRYP09 - April 11, 2008
ICHIRO!! TRIPLE!!!!!
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
wtf
run you pussy
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
Confirmed
He's hungover - maybe he had two Guiness ice creams.
Jordan of Boise - April 11, 2008
Boo :(
If he's going to be hungover, I'd hope it's from sake bombs. mmmmmm
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
Rowland-Smith
we need him for both innings. He's much better v right than Green v left.
Bearskin Rugburn - April 11, 2008
HOLY SHIT GO GO GO !
BrianL - April 11, 2008
Run Ichiro run!!
Weee....fuck you GMJ!
Devin - April 11, 2008
I didn't know Raul was an Angel.
ThundaPC - April 11, 2008
haha
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
Actually, when Raul has a goatee, he looks like the founder of the Church of Satan
Jordan of Boise - April 11, 2008
LMAO
Happybelly - April 11, 2008
Oooooo
Luck
qrsouther - April 11, 2008
Ichiro!!!
MFAN - April 11, 2008
HAHAHA
Oh, I was thinking Triple all the way. Still funny though
Double06 - April 11, 2008
How did Ichiro not end up at third there?
Goose - April 11, 2008
Adam Jones would have...oh wait, we're batting now.
HARRYP09 - April 11, 2008
NO BUNTING!
ThundaPC - April 11, 2008
Not to sound like a dick.
But how is that not a 3B?
dbroncos31 - April 11, 2008
Torii Hunter is fast
okdan - April 11, 2008
Tori Hunter got there in a hurry.
BrianL - April 11, 2008
Crap. Bullpen suckitude of london.
TheOptimist - April 11, 2008
no bunt squinty you cunt
dbroncos31 - April 11, 2008
No bunts >:(
BrianL - April 11, 2008
Jose Lopez
King of Bunts
iheartjavelinas - April 11, 2008
Fucking bunt?
I wasn't serious before, Squinty....fuckin' a.
cwel87 - April 11, 2008
Why bunt the best hitter?
krb - April 11, 2008
Tribute to Hargrove.
ThundaPC - April 11, 2008
I'm.... Uh....
Yeah, really don't have anything to say to that...
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
hey, he really is 2006 Lopez
MFAN - April 11, 2008
We are bunting
with 0 outs and runner on second already.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
cwel87 - April 11, 2008
I'd be okay with it if the Angels didn't have a lefty
don't really like Lopez's chances against a RH sidearmer, but...
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
if lopez is successful is it a slack bunt?
pup - April 11, 2008
I laughed
CstSnow - April 11, 2008
Mike Hargrove approves!
Goose - April 11, 2008
Oh good this isn't predictable
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
At least Lopez CAN bunt
I hate when managers ask guys who have no clue how to bunt to bunt
LantermanC - April 11, 2008
That's why we carry Bloomquist
DUH
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
MLBTV EATING HORRID DICK
HEADLINE NEWS BLOW ME MLB.TV
cwel87 - April 11, 2008
Haha...Darren Oliver.
No folks, he hasn't died yet.
Devin - April 11, 2008
Despite his Great Depression era name
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
Still not as cool as Joe Oliver.
BrianL - April 11, 2008
I remember when meno and tlt use to complain about him.
Good times.
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
Go Mariners!
Angels' win.... Do.Not.Want!
(I'm visiting from AN). We nearly blew our game tonight :(
streetfan - April 11, 2008
Not the only thing you nearly blew tonight!
j/k -- welcome to the Angels bashing fest!
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
What else did we....?
Uh never mind :)
Death to halos!
streetfan - April 11, 2008
this would actually be a decent time to use Morse
MFAN - April 11, 2008
Yeah, right.
2 HR and a IBB? He's IN THE ZONE. Matchups don't matter now.
*snicker*
Devin - April 11, 2008
I lose.
:(
Devin - April 11, 2008
You're assuming we have competent management
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
I knew that would work
the baseball God's live to prove me wrong.
MFAN - April 11, 2008
I have very little confidence that we will avoid Ichiro
scoring here.
TheOptimist - April 11, 2008
You haven't watched many Mariner games have you?
BrianL - April 11, 2008
I was in the process of saying something to this effect
But then Raul smacked a fly ball
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
Good call
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
Raul versus lefty?
Do.not.want.
BrianL - April 11, 2008
Okay I'll shut up now.
BrianL - April 11, 2008
HOLY SHIT RAUL!!
seattlesundevil - April 11, 2008
RAUUUUULLLL
Happybelly - April 11, 2008
AGAINST A LEFTY!
seattlesundevil - April 11, 2008
RAUUUUULLLL!!
Goose - April 11, 2008
WTFWTFWTF
qrsouther - April 11, 2008
Wow, we're getting lucky tonight.
HARRYP09 - April 11, 2008
How exactly?
Happybelly - April 11, 2008
Yeah, we haven't been lucky really at all
We've just out-Felixed the assholes
cwel87 - April 11, 2008
Raul double vs LHP, not Raul thrown out on FC
HARRYP09 - April 11, 2008
Raul sucks against Lefties
Only a ground-rule double!! Yank him.....
ThundaPC - April 11, 2008
raul eats angels' souls
i am happy
saltydog75 - April 11, 2008
Jesus Raul
I am learning to love you all over again
thenatural - April 11, 2008
I think he is in the zone, gents
cwel87 - April 11, 2008
this is good news
Gomez - April 11, 2008
Morse would have homered
pup - April 11, 2008
Twice
BrettJMiller - April 12, 2008
RAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL
You've earned back your U's, now don't make me take them away again
OlSalty - April 11, 2008
What a wierd fucking game
PLU Tim - April 11, 2008
This is not the end of zombie shakespere
raul ftw
Nick S - April 11, 2008
RAUUUUUL for DH!!
CstSnow - April 11, 2008
Horrible baserunning...
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
The zombie has risen!
Goose - April 11, 2008
All you people whining about Jones need
to shove it. >_<
TheOptimist - April 11, 2008
You must've missed the Aybar double
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
Again, you're not paying attention
Jones --> LF
Ibanez --> DH
Vidro --> Professional hot dot eating circuit
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
In a couple years
when AJ is an all-star, hopefully we can look back at this one game where Raul possibly won us a game and reminisce.
thenatural - April 11, 2008
It's been said many times dude -- it's his defense we're
bitching about. Raul would be a fine DH.
redwolf75 - April 11, 2008
Nice Raul >:(
Get a good hit then fuck it up on the basepaths.
BrianL - April 11, 2008
the fuck?
thenatural - April 11, 2008
Rauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul is a god
Seriously, though, this is Cleveland last year.
dammit raul
dbroncos31 - April 11, 2008
Gents, there is a reason he's not a pinch runner
Raul for DH
saltydog75 - April 11, 2008
Our pinch runner just got DFA'd because he was never used for baserunning or fielding like he should have been
>:(
cwel87 - April 11, 2008
DID ANYONE ELSE SEE IT
Jose and Pepe just traded spots in the dugout
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
That ump seemed very vindictive
Fett42 - April 11, 2008
BrianL - April 11, 2008
I came into this thread specifically hoping to find this.
Teej - April 11, 2008
Wait....
Jose was on deck....went in the dugout and Pepe came out! Crazy..
PLU Tim - April 11, 2008
I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought that.
Goose - April 11, 2008
Robert said it at the game too
BrettJMiller - April 12, 2008
dammit i got happy for a sec
dbroncos31 - April 11, 2008
First pitch swinging...
three straight times.
TheOptimist - April 11, 2008
I don't blame them
Darren Oliver is bad
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
Bullpen time -_-
OlSalty - April 11, 2008
Shhhh
If you don't say it, it isn't true
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
Hyphen please?
BrianL - April 11, 2008
being saved for the ninth I guess
Susheel Ramasahayam - April 11, 2008
Amazed we didn't get more hits off of Oliver
He was throwing some meat-tastic stuff up there, too bad.
OlSalty - April 11, 2008
Green looking sexy so far
Swinging strikes missing by a mile
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
you jinxed him
LantermanC - April 11, 2008
Yep, I'm shutting up now about it
Kotchman is making some GREAT cuts tonight...
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
crap.
BrianL - April 11, 2008
fuckbuckets
redwolf75 - April 11, 2008
Fuck
So, two more lead changes in this game?
OlSalty - April 11, 2008
Ok Mariners hurry this up. I gotta leave in 25 minutes.
Goose - April 11, 2008
BSG?
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
me too
HARRYP09 - April 11, 2008
Giants down 5-2, have two errors
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
fuck you Aybar
that was an easier play than he made
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
we need RRS in there now
Bearskin Rugburn - April 11, 2008
no nononononon nonon
iheartjavelinas - April 11, 2008
Goddamnit.
GOD.
Devin - April 11, 2008
FUCK FUCK FUCK
BrianL - April 11, 2008
FUCK
Happybelly - April 11, 2008
Balls
HARRYP09 - April 11, 2008
Gah
Jordan of Boise - April 11, 2008
Oh GOD!
ThundaPC - April 11, 2008
Fuck me up the ass
And slap my balls with a garden hose
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
What the fuck?
Seriously.
Devin - April 11, 2008
Goose - April 11, 2008
how long were you sitting on that url?
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
I have it bookmarked.
Along with about a half a dozen other images.
Goose - April 11, 2008
OMFG
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
OlSalty - April 11, 2008
fuck
thenatural - April 11, 2008
dammit Green
Louisville sucks
MFAN - April 11, 2008
Ball in dirt after bat contact only, Green.
Double06 - April 11, 2008
This is unreal
cwel87 - April 11, 2008
Keystone Cops.
ThundaPC - April 11, 2008
Oh my god why why why why why
dbroncos31 - April 11, 2008
Are you fucking serious
Fett42 - April 11, 2008
If this shit gets vultured
Felix is going to beat a bitch with a bike chain.
Jordan of Boise - April 11, 2008
Willits :(
MFAN - April 11, 2008
Fuck you Willits.
seattlesundevil - April 11, 2008
God I hate when pitchers try to throw to bases
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
Willits sighting
...
krb - April 11, 2008
Oh thank god.
Kotchman you lucky bastards. WILLITS SIGHTING!
TheOptimist - April 11, 2008
GINGER WILLITS!!!
Willie, that's the man you wish you were
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
UNREAL
FUCK.
Devin - April 11, 2008
AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
Double06 - April 11, 2008
I almost can't watch
dbroncos31 - April 11, 2008
OH FUCK YOU SEXSON FUCK YOU!
BrianL - April 11, 2008
SEXSON YOU FUCKFACE
Jordan of Boise - April 11, 2008
FUCK YOU Richie
Happybelly - April 11, 2008
DEAR GOD!
ThundaPC - April 11, 2008
WTF SEXSON
LantermanC - April 11, 2008
Best defense in baseball...
iheartjavelinas - April 11, 2008
There must be a direct corellation between
The arc length of the Win Probability Graph and my blood pressure.
Fett42 - April 11, 2008
Sexson
I will kill you.
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
F_U_C_K
okdan - April 11, 2008
I repeat.
Goose - April 11, 2008
pick willits off
Bearskin Rugburn - April 11, 2008
RICHIE YOU FUCKING CUNT
thenatural - April 11, 2008
Richie
You fucking suck.
You deserve the boos.
krb - April 11, 2008
HARRYP09 - April 11, 2008
This is bush league.
ThundaPC - April 11, 2008
hahahaha, fucking cock balls
THIS IS NOT BRADTASTIC
MFAN - April 11, 2008
Felix: No win.
Devin - April 11, 2008
Ok that's it im out fuck these guys
dbroncos31 - April 11, 2008
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
redwolf75 - April 11, 2008
Fucking fuck, fuck him in the anus
CstSnow - April 11, 2008
how bout that stellar D Blow?!?!
FUCK YOU AND YUOR FUCKING FRIES!
basebliman - April 11, 2008
Again, there must be a direct corellation between
The arc length of the Win Probability Graph and my blood pressure.
Fett42 - April 11, 2008
WHAT A FUCKING DISASTER
OlSalty - April 11, 2008
This is fucking ridiculous
cwel87 - April 11, 2008
Worst inning of defense ever?
Happybelly - April 11, 2008
so, that was back to back double plays
MFAN - April 11, 2008
DEFENSE WINS CHAMPIONSHIPS!
TheOptimist - April 11, 2008
seriously fuck this team
Nick S - April 11, 2008
You guys find the most interesting ways to swear.
Mind-blowing.
Devin - April 11, 2008
we've had plenty of practice on game threads
Nick S - April 11, 2008
If this place had an auto-censor mechanism the server would die
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
If this place had an auto-censor
I'd give it a dirty sanchez, a rim job and a strawberry shortcake all in the same night.
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB
Jordan of Boise - April 11, 2008
I'm laughing hysterically.
Well done.
Goose - April 11, 2008
I can' stop laughing at this.
Recommended for sure. Excellent use of GTE.
Goose - April 11, 2008
SS for the ANGELS, Dave.
Double06 - April 11, 2008
Rally Time!
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
There's the fundamentals
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
this is our fault
Bearskin Rugburn - April 11, 2008
Good bunt, Jeff.
TheOptimist - April 11, 2008
Alright good inning over
oh wait we drink absolut balls on D
dbroncos31 - April 11, 2008
BELTRE!!!
Double06 - April 11, 2008
Oh, thank you lord
OlSalty - April 11, 2008
Well,
That works for me.
ThundaPC - April 11, 2008
Ahahaha Willits
HARRYP09 - April 11, 2008
BELTRE :: JESUS
SEXSON :: CRACKWHORE
Jordan of Boise - April 11, 2008
THANK GOD KING AWESOME!
seattlesundevil - April 11, 2008
That was a tasty pickle
iheartjavelinas - April 11, 2008
Sherrill strikes them out
Bearskin Rugburn - April 11, 2008
hahaha, you're out bitch
Beltre!!
MFAN - April 11, 2008
Needed that
Big time
thenatural - April 11, 2008
FUCK YOU CUNTFUCK WILITS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
cwel87 - April 11, 2008
Should've tagged him in the face
with an anvil
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
Hahahaha retard Willits
dbroncos31 - April 11, 2008
Worked last AB...
RALLY TIME!!!
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
Crappy hitting FTL.
:(
TheOptimist - April 11, 2008
Put in RRS
RRS in, game over???
LantermanC - April 11, 2008
One guy plays defense.....
PLU Tim - April 11, 2008
King Awesome says "this is how you play defense bitches"
CstSnow - April 11, 2008
Regress already, Figgins.
Double06 - April 11, 2008
HYPHEN-------HYPHEN-------HYPHEN
OlSalty - April 11, 2008
more like won't-its..... amiright
Nick S - April 11, 2008
Everyone
kill a monkey
it'll work
Jordan of Boise - April 11, 2008
He looks as bad as King Felix did
Before that Vlad AB. RRS time...
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
Apparantly....
RRS isn't mentally prepared to pitch today.
PLU Tim - April 11, 2008
YOU GET TWO PITCHERS PER GAME OKAY
WE AREN'T MADE OF PITCHERS
Jordan of Boise - April 11, 2008
He has pitched a lot lately. Don't want him to be O'Flahteryed
HARRYP09 - April 11, 2008
I hate chone
so much more than willits.
Bearskin Rugburn - April 11, 2008
because of his name alone
basebliman - April 11, 2008
Bases loaded.
ThundaPC - April 11, 2008
AR AR ES
Double06 - April 11, 2008
.-. .-. ...
Jordan of Boise - April 11, 2008
God damn switch hitters.
Angels and their tricks...
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
Why is green still in?
should have been out 3PA ago.
Bearskin Rugburn - April 11, 2008
this game needs RRS
MFAN - April 11, 2008
Damn!
Figgins on base, bad!
streetfan - April 11, 2008
why have we walked figgins 3 times
Nick S - April 11, 2008
because he spells his name chone
CstSnow - April 11, 2008
WHY IS GREEN STILL PITCHING?
okdan - April 11, 2008
throw it in the strikezone, you dick
Double06 - April 11, 2008
I can't believe Green is still pitching
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
Me either
But jesus christ on a cracker, we're still in the lead!
OlSalty - April 11, 2008
Just wait until next inning, you really won't believe that!
Jordan of Boise - April 11, 2008
3 walks.
Up to GMJ.
TheOptimist - April 11, 2008
thorw strikes you cock
dbroncos31 - April 11, 2008
PHEW!!
ThundaPC - April 11, 2008
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS RETARDED MANAGER
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
WHAAAAAAT
cwel87 - April 11, 2008
Thank god that wasn't a Jones ball.
HARRYP09 - April 11, 2008
YES
okdan - April 11, 2008
I almost swallowed my tounge
Double06 - April 11, 2008
wait what?
HARRYP09 - April 11, 2008
THANK YOU JESUS
Not the regular Jesus, the little baby Jesus. That's how I like to think of him.
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
I like to think of him wearing
a tuxedo t-shirt.
dbroncos31 - April 11, 2008
Speaking of babies
we could probably kill one with all of this GTE
just knock one right out of the sky
Jordan of Boise - April 11, 2008
phew
redwolf75 - April 11, 2008
ahahahahahhaa aw're retarded and we still got out of it
Nick S - April 11, 2008
Thank god he didn't hit it 10 feet to the left
would have been a double
krb - April 11, 2008
Inning over
Breathing again now
LantermanC - April 11, 2008
oh shit
more runs please
thenatural - April 11, 2008
Angels LOB: 19.
Hah.
Devin - April 11, 2008
Wasn't that our average per inning in BAL?
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
Goodbye everyone....
I won't be able to handle this shit the rest of the season and I want you all to know that I will be pissing on you from heaven.
PLU Tim - April 11, 2008
Aren't we optimistic
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
Jones bobbles that
/ducks, runs.
Bearskin Rugburn - April 11, 2008
Yeah
Stranded them all
streetfan - April 11, 2008
sweet mary, I thought that was gonna be a hit
MFAN - April 11, 2008
Thats the standard reaction
on pretty much an ball hit in that direction
thenatural - April 11, 2008
Dear heavens let's never do that again
SEAN GREEN IS PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF PITCHING TO LEFTIES
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
never should be used against the angels
Bearskin Rugburn - April 11, 2008
This was about as awesome as playing medicine ball dodgeball in a dark room
Jordan of Boise - April 11, 2008
I think he's just incapable of pitching...
IcebreakerX - April 11, 2008
False
BrettJMiller - April 12, 2008
I won't lie to you guys
I shit myself when I saw him inside out nthat to left field.
cwel87 - April 11, 2008
I have no idea how we gout out of that inning
giving up only one run.
BrianL - April 11, 2008
*got
BrianL - April 11, 2008
No, gout was appropriate
That inning made me wish I had it. Would be preferable to watching out late inning play right now.
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
Our*
I can't spell either apparently.
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
Of course Ibanez gets to that one. -_-;
TheOptimist - April 11, 2008
We deserve to be down by 8 after that inning
I think contrary to popular belief, God does not hate the Mariners
OlSalty - April 11, 2008
As much as we bitch about Raul's range,
at least he doesn't make STUPID FUCKING MISTAKES. I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU GREEN, AND RICHIE.
redwolf75 - April 11, 2008
I'm no where near as mad at Green
as I am at Richie. Get the fuck infront of the ball you asshat.
BrianL - April 11, 2008
I'm blowing off a party for this shit?
hcoguy - April 11, 2008
So who comes out for the 9th?
RRS? Corco? Baek? Lowe?
HARRYP09 - April 11, 2008
They showed Lowe up in the pen, right?
iheartjavelinas - April 11, 2008
No idea. I'm stuck watching the Angels feed. :-\ Damn blackout.
HARRYP09 - April 11, 2008
Lowe was up..
krb - April 11, 2008
I've got the biggest case of swamp ass ever from this game.
So nervous.
borgy - April 11, 2008
Richie you had better hit a fucking home run.
BrianL - April 11, 2008
Home runs go straight up, right?
He's got that covered
Jordan of Boise - April 11, 2008
.....seriously prove your not a complete waste you tall peice of shit
CstSnow - April 11, 2008
Mark Lowe's coming up in the 9th.
redwolf75 - April 11, 2008
Willits out of the game
Willits licks lollipops from strangers
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
So Vlad is totally going deep in the ninth
we're all agreed on this, yes?
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
no... felix already went balls deep into vlad
LantermanC - April 11, 2008
No
That's too obvious.
ThundaPC - April 11, 2008
Tomorrow is Saturday, Simms
there is no school.
krb - April 11, 2008
There is no school tomorrow you silly goose
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
HOLY FLYING FUCK
BrianL - April 11, 2008
hahah tomorrow is fucking saturday
CstSnow - April 11, 2008
RICHIE SEXSON!
INFIELD SINGLE MACHINE!
Devin - April 11, 2008
Speed-demon Richie Sexson
iheartjavelinas - April 11, 2008
WTFWTFWTFWTFWTF
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
Do you guys want to hear the rap i wrote for deadspin today?
Jordan of Boise - April 11, 2008
FUNK INFIELD HIT
OlSalty - April 11, 2008
WHHHAAAATTT???
Goose - April 11, 2008
Oh he was out.
BrianL - April 11, 2008
hahaha
Sexson's IFH% is unreal. 3rd of the season.
PLU Tim - April 11, 2008
WHEELS SEXSON
thenatural - April 11, 2008
Simms: "Good hustle by Richie"
*** Richie pulls up at first ***
ThundaPC - April 11, 2008
HAHAHA
vkut79 - April 11, 2008
how do you like them apples
Chone?
Bearskin Rugburn - April 11, 2008
Figgins =/= Beltre
cwel87 - April 11, 2008
Stick to !=
=/= is confusing
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
Figgins' schizophrenic defense
shows its ugly side.
TheOptimist - April 11, 2008
Its because he is tall his long legs mesmerized
the infield and allowed him to get on.
CstSnow - April 11, 2008
Yeah, he didn't look safe. Oh well
We'll take it
krb - April 11, 2008
PINCH RUN FOR RICHIE!
BrianL - April 11, 2008
I hate you McLaren
Are you platooning Wilkerson or not?
The Typical Idiot Fan - April 11, 2008
Pinch runner please?
HARRYP09 - April 11, 2008
Wilkerson = Good vs. LHP...
Answer: Bunt
PLU Tim - April 11, 2008
Welcome to Mariners Management 101.
BrianL - April 11, 2008
why not pinch run Willie for Sexson
LantermanC - April 11, 2008
or cairo, whatever...
MI doesn't mean fast....
LantermanC - April 11, 2008
why is Wilk bunting??
MFAN - April 11, 2008
YEAH SRSLY PINCH RUN
okdan - April 11, 2008
oh goodie Cairo
Jordan of Boise - April 11, 2008
Cairo!?
okdan - April 11, 2008
Kenji, please, you're due
OlSalty - April 11, 2008
Cairo lmfao
PLU Tim - April 11, 2008
If Richie were 6'8 but he had really tiny rabbit legs, that would be funny
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
Cairo?
What?
krb - April 11, 2008
OMG CAIRO SIGHTING
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
No PH for Sexson?
What the fuck is Norton here for?
The Typical Idiot Fan - April 11, 2008
what?
Bearskin Rugburn - April 11, 2008
PR I meant.
Norton could replace him at first.
The Typical Idiot Fan - April 11, 2008
CAIRO LIVES!
Goose - April 11, 2008
Cairo.
He's alive.
Devin - April 11, 2008
Cairo pinch run?
Why no Willie?
HARRYP09 - April 11, 2008
Williw is home sick with the flu...
according to the pregame show
basebliman - April 11, 2008
willie
basebliman - April 11, 2008
Old man egypt
okdan - April 11, 2008
Maybe he can distract Maicer will all of that mummy talk
Jordan of Boise - April 11, 2008
Now watch this, Cairo will be able to guess every pitch thrown before it is thrown
he's that good (still can't hit above .250 though....)
LantermanC - April 11, 2008
Why not use Burke to pinch Run?
PLU Tim - April 11, 2008
WTF
They're playing the theme from Speed Racer for Cairo.
BrianL - April 11, 2008
hahaha Cairo just gained a point in my book
giving him a total of one point
Nick S - April 11, 2008
(grog... grog...)
I'm sorry... pardon me if this is the wrong forum... but I just had this CRAZY dream that Richie Sexson just got an infield single. I've really got to lay off the peyote.
Just depending on you all to restore some sanity in my life.
Shrug - April 11, 2008
Somewhere, Jimerson is weeping
The Typical Idiot Fan - April 11, 2008
This would be a great fucking time for Kenji to breakout.
...and really, NOW your going to pinch run, why not before the last batter?
CstSnow - April 11, 2008
I wonder if Cairo will call out the pitches from second in Japanese
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
HA
Bearskin Rugburn - April 11, 2008
So what's with Kenji
walking twice this game?
Two Rs and Two Ls - April 11, 2008
Cairo's enormously large ears lend itself to pinch-running
cwel87 - April 11, 2008
What is that creaking noise I hear at 2nd base?
ThundaPC - April 11, 2008
wait who is this cat on second
Nick S - April 11, 2008
Theyre not cheering for you miguel
Probably the most applause he's ever received
thenatural - April 11, 2008
Okay, well now all you need is a flyball Kenji
OlSalty - April 11, 2008
Cairo must be so bored the rest of the time
vkut79 - April 11, 2008
...what happened?
BrianL - April 11, 2008
Cairo is in Oliver's head
MFAN - April 11, 2008
that was a power pitch
Kenji want to walk three times
Bearskin Rugburn - April 11, 2008
The wave!? The WAVE?!
DIAF
seattlesundevil - April 11, 2008
STOP THE WAVE
thenatural - April 11, 2008
Every time they do the wave
A wing of Children's Hospital loses power for 15 minutes.
Jordan of Boise - April 11, 2008
No Worries...
it's just the "goofy kids" wing. No Biggie.
PLU Tim - April 11, 2008
And the Oscar goes to Johjima.
BrianL - April 11, 2008
Cairo=breaking up the Angels chemistry
the man can do it all
MFAN - April 11, 2008
Well if he breaks the opponent's chemestry,
I don't care if he hits .200! He deserves spot on this team in my book.
Double06 - April 11, 2008
Haha, Kenji.
okdan - April 11, 2008
Hahah Kenji with a nice acting job.
Goose - April 11, 2008
Looked like it hit him
thenatural - April 11, 2008
(Shh!)
iheartjavelinas - April 11, 2008
Nice heads-uppedness by Kenji
not letting them call it a HBP
HARRYP09 - April 11, 2008
Go M's!
Get that run back
streetfan - April 11, 2008
Pleasedontkpleasedontkpleasedontk
cwel87 - April 11, 2008
This game wasn't complete until we got that little bit of Scioscia whineage
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
If Kenji doesn't get a sac fly
I want to see him impale himself on his bat, samurai style
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
All sitting on the base
writing a death poem
the umpire is trying to drag him away but he won't move or even talk
carefully wraps the handle of his bat in a towel
then starts trying to furiously jam the handle of the bat into his stomach, a single tear rolling down his cheek at the sight of his continued shame
Jordan of Boise - April 11, 2008
Beautiful
iheartjavelinas - April 11, 2008
Kenji!!!!!!!!!!!!1
HARRYP09 - April 11, 2008
wow, i actually typed that 1 without meaning it. Didn't know that could actually happen.
HARRYP09 - April 11, 2008
That'll snap it.
Nice Kenji.
Devin - April 11, 2008
KENJI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BrianL - April 11, 2008
Holy Balls!
easymmmkay - April 11, 2008
KENJI
SLUMP BROKEN!!
ThundaPC - April 11, 2008
KENJI!!!!!!!
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
Kenji!!
Over .100!! (I think)
Double06 - April 11, 2008
.100, exactly.
Devin - April 11, 2008
KENJI MOTHERFUCKING JOHJIMA
WELCOME BACK BUDDY
OlSalty - April 11, 2008
Kenji!!!
Happybelly - April 11, 2008
JOHJIMA DID SOMETHING!
Goose - April 11, 2008
fina-fucking-ly
basebliman - April 11, 2008
oh.....
Now just don't let anyone get on for the Vlad homer.
PLU Tim - April 11, 2008
i believe he's leading off
mariners11 - April 11, 2008
WFB pinch run burke def replacement?
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
willie isn't at the park. he's got the flu
we're a man short
basebliman - April 11, 2008
Grit doesn't get the flu
Grit pinch runs for Kenji
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
tell that to other 24 guys on the team that don't want the flu
basebliman - April 11, 2008
There ya go
No more LL hating on Kenji!
phil333 - April 11, 2008
KENJI I LOVE YOU
thenatural - April 11, 2008
yeah boyeeeee
Nick S - April 11, 2008
Haha Figgins was a couple steps back and it didn't help
hcoguy - April 11, 2008
Yes Kenji that was good
dbroncos31 - April 11, 2008
kj;alskdjf;lsa;js;l;gjlsalksajdgglk
This game has absolutely devastated my blood pressure
cwel87 - April 11, 2008
My God our bullpen sucks these days.
TheOptimist - April 11, 2008
Yeah, it really does
Not trying to pile on, but...when the truth is spoken, it''s spoken.
cwel87 - April 11, 2008
Ours isn't that much better
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
Figgins =/= Beltre
cwel87 - April 11, 2008
Cairo looked amazed
krb - April 11, 2008
Godamnit. Stupid work.
GO MARINERS!
Goose - April 11, 2008
Take that Kenji haters.
redwolf75 - April 11, 2008
gladly
basebliman - April 11, 2008
We don't hate Kenji
We just hate how he's hitting > .100
cwel87 - April 11, 2008
K, I'm blaming that on my blood pressure
< .100
cwel87 - April 11, 2008
damn, you beat me
/fail
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
Yeah
M's who bat over .100 suck.
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
That was an unusual treatment of the power pitch
I approve.
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
Bulger?
Where is Trufant when ya need him!?!
MFAN - April 11, 2008
Sweet Mary this is a great game
I want Putz back
Bearskin Rugburn - April 11, 2008
I would highly recommend
that the Yunibomber make an appearance.
BrianL - April 11, 2008
Almost!
iheartjavelinas - April 11, 2008
I'd gladly take a Yunisingler
Susheel Ramasahayam - April 11, 2008
Howsabout a Yunitripler?
iheartjavelinas - April 11, 2008
gimme more
Susheel Ramasahayam - April 11, 2008
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YUNI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BrianL - April 11, 2008
Suck a dick, Torii!
Jordan of Boise - April 11, 2008
BOMBER'S BACK!!!
basebliman - April 11, 2008
YUNI ALMOST BOMBER!!!!
ThundaPC - April 11, 2008
YUNIBOMBED!
Devin - April 11, 2008
HA first pitch was a strike
Bearskin Rugburn - April 11, 2008
YUNI TITS!
OlSalty - April 11, 2008
Yuni!
easymmmkay - April 11, 2008
Ichiro catches that
because he's real GG
LantermanC - April 11, 2008
GOLD GLOVER
YUNI YOU'RE THE FUCKING SHIT!!!
Double06 - April 11, 2008
I love Yuni
Take that Angels!
phil333 - April 11, 2008
i heart yuni
saltydog75 - April 11, 2008
And the Yuni fistpump!
Take that you fucking Angels!
BrianL - April 11, 2008
YUNI!!!
Happybelly - April 11, 2008
Yuni!
Torii Hunter overrated!
IcebreakerX - April 11, 2008
YUNI!!!!!
TORII HUNTER BLOWS ASS!
seattlesundevil - April 11, 2008
YUNI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thenatural - April 11, 2008
YUNI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
your made of fail Hunter
MFAN - April 11, 2008
Torii face planted the wall
krb - April 11, 2008
We should hide spikes behind some of the pads out there, only tell our guys
Jordan of Boise - April 11, 2008
GMJ thinks we already have
Nick S - April 11, 2008
only in LF and RF...
Because they'd never make it to the wall anyway
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
FUCK YES WIZZLE WOZZLE BYAJHHHHHH
Nick S - April 11, 2008
CLAP CLAP POINT POINT
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
And we're going to lose.
TheOptimist - April 11, 2008
YOUTH HAS BEEN SERVED!
GO BALL!
The Typical Idiot Fan - April 11, 2008
5 Years of that?
Have fun.
ThundaPC - April 11, 2008
Woo hooo
Happy dance!!
streetfan - April 11, 2008
"In play, run(s) scored"
really does not hold a candle to "in play, run-scoring play"
Two Rs and Two Ls - April 11, 2008
Hunter does Rowand faceplant
forgets ball
dbroncos31 - April 11, 2008
YUNI!!!!!!!!!
Fuck you hunter!!!
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
Yuni "Young wished he were me" Betancourt
Bearskin Rugburn - April 11, 2008
Ladies and gentleman, $90 million over 5 years.
cwel87 - April 11, 2008
Yuni for the mother fucking win
CstSnow - April 11, 2008
Ichiro trying to blast one for the fans right there?
vkut79 - April 11, 2008
Ichiro :(
BrianL - April 11, 2008
Triples are awesome!
streetfan - April 11, 2008
Ichiro's timing is off....
LantermanC - April 11, 2008
6 XBH tonight for the M's.
I approve.
The Typical Idiot Fan - April 11, 2008
Uhhhhh Ouch
vkut79 - April 11, 2008
Ouch
IcebreakerX - April 11, 2008
Yuck
hcoguy - April 11, 2008
WTF ICHIRO
that was horrible.
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
if beltre was a lefty, that's what it would look like
basebliman - April 11, 2008
I think I heard Lopez's walk-up music at a taqueria during lunch
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
Goooooo Loafie!
OlSalty - April 11, 2008
Isn't April one of Ichiro's worst months?
BrianL - April 11, 2008
Yeah,
He "only" hits .299 in March/April
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
6 out of the 7 years i think
Susheel Ramasahayam - April 11, 2008
C'mon, buddy!
Loafie should be bunting right now!
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
Lopez looks calm.
IcebreakerX - April 11, 2008
gameday is broked :(
Nick S - April 11, 2008
Ichiro K, Lopez batting, count 2-2 on Gameday Audio.
Two Rs and Two Ls - April 11, 2008
Walked. Ibanez batting.
Two Rs and Two Ls - April 11, 2008
Betancourt triple
shocked it to death
streetfan - April 11, 2008
thats when it died
but somehow my illicit mlb.tv is back YAAAAY
Nick S - April 11, 2008
squeeze baby squeeze
Bearskin Rugburn - April 11, 2008
With two outs and Lopez running?
BrianL - April 11, 2008
3 straight breaking balls? why?
basebliman - April 11, 2008
Nice AB Lopez....
PLU Tim - April 11, 2008
Lopez rules!
ThundaPC - April 11, 2008
Mathis seems like he can barely handle catching duties.
hcoguy - April 11, 2008
Oh snap, it's Raul
and for once, it's not a bad thing
OlSalty - April 11, 2008
Yuni broke gameday.
TheOptimist - April 11, 2008
Make it a perfect night, Raul.
Devin - April 11, 2008
That's the patience
vkut79 - April 11, 2008
LOPE WALK!!
thenatural - April 11, 2008
GREAT AB there!
That at bat illustrates perfectly the difference between 2007 and 2008 Lopez.
okdan - April 11, 2008
Pez walk!!!
MFAN - April 11, 2008
'Pez is a soldier.
IcebreakerX - April 11, 2008
End This Game Raul
PLU Tim - April 11, 2008
Lopez = awesome
cwel87 - April 11, 2008
Jose is so goddamn good right now.
dbroncos31 - April 11, 2008
I can't get over how much better Lopez looks
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
Nor can I
and I hope I never do.
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
Me neither.
Night and day difference.
ThundaPC - April 11, 2008
can you get over how cyclical this is?
Bearskin Rugburn - April 11, 2008
Yeah no joke it looks like we got hot prospect Lopez back
dbroncos31 - April 11, 2008
was he this patient during the first half in the past..
2 seasons?
Susheel Ramasahayam - April 11, 2008
Nope
never shown this before, which is why I'm actually optimistic.
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
thats what i thought.
I remember he had a good slugging percentage in the first halves of the last two seasons but his OBP was barely above his BA
Susheel Ramasahayam - April 11, 2008
Bulger decided this game needs more breaking balls
OlSalty - April 11, 2008
You know what would make this game complete?
Another HR by Ibanez. -_-;
TheOptimist - April 11, 2008
DAMN
Close call
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
If Napoli were back there
We'd have already won
cwel87 - April 11, 2008
fuck man! so close
basebliman - April 11, 2008
Fuck...
on the screws too.
PLU Tim - April 11, 2008
Damn.
Sounds like Raul knocked the piss out of that.
Devin - April 11, 2008
The piss, the shit, the snot, AND the ear wax
He was damn lucky to be standing exactly where he was or that's at least a double
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
He gets that if he doesn't slide
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
Damn
by a cunthair
easymmmkay - April 11, 2008
Mother, fucker
Nick S - April 11, 2008
Alright, here we go.
okdan - April 11, 2008
Very close
krb - April 11, 2008
Take a seat Raul
You've done more then enough tonight
IceStormV1 - April 11, 2008
also way to slide genius
but i can't knock him too much tonight
Nick S - April 11, 2008
Sliding into first = Counterproductive
thenatural - April 11, 2008
example # 246 of why you don't slide into first
especially feet first.
hcoguy - April 11, 2008
Run through that next time you bald pencil
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
*rec*
For one reason or another, that did make me laugh.
BrettJMiller - April 12, 2008
I was JUST reading that comment when you made a reply.. odd.
seattlesundevil - April 12, 2008
Oh well
That was fantastic contact and bad luck
OlSalty - April 11, 2008
still think that was safe
LantermanC - April 11, 2008
that last angle showed it pretty clearly I thought
that he was out that is.
hcoguy - April 11, 2008
he automatically failed
for sliding into first. wtf. seriously.
thejew4u - April 11, 2008
It looked like he got his foot on the bag right before Raul's stupid slide
thenatural - April 11, 2008
Naw....
They got him by about 4 inches.
PLU Tim - April 11, 2008
Ibanez is the one person sliding may actually improve speed-wise
But he looked out.
cwel87 - April 11, 2008
Loafie....
PLU Tim - April 11, 2008
The fuck just happened there?
okdan - April 11, 2008
That is the damn silliest double I've ever seen
iheartjavelinas - April 11, 2008
Lopez you fucker
You don't just stand there
IceStormV1 - April 11, 2008
wtf lopez..
wimpiest double ever...
LantermanC - April 11, 2008
WHAT THE FUCK?
thenatural - April 11, 2008
Why'd he just stand there?
fuck
krb - April 11, 2008
Wow,
That was the weirdest double ever.
ThundaPC - April 11, 2008
This is the worst 2-for-5 with an XBH game I've ever seen from anybody
Double06 - April 11, 2008
damn you guerrero
and your golfing
easymmmkay - April 11, 2008
sweet peppermint jesus I'm tired of these angels hits
Nick S - April 11, 2008
OMG
I remember Vlad getting a double almost exactly like that vs the M's last year. Fuck pussy hits...you don't need them Vlad.
Happybelly - April 11, 2008
That was a web gem...
If Ichiro got that...
IcebreakerX - April 11, 2008
3 run deficit?
This inning is either gonna be interesting or short.
TheOptimist - April 11, 2008
God has a crush on Vlad
There's simply no other explanation
cwel87 - April 11, 2008
How self-centered of him
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
Good throw back in by Wiiiilk
Jordan of Boise - April 11, 2008
I heartily endorse maximum Vlad sprinting
He won't last long running like that.
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
Lower leg just done falls off around the basepaths
Makes Kirk Gibson look like Mary Lou Retton
Jordan of Boise - April 11, 2008
I thought that was gone.
ThundaPC - April 11, 2008
hm...
wilkerson has a hose?
LantermanC - April 11, 2008
Hey,
It's Cairo.
ThundaPC - April 11, 2008
Finish them!!!!!!!
PLU Tim - April 11, 2008
CAIRO!
WHAT A SPECTACULAR PLAY
FOR HIM
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
Lowe in!
Huzzah!
Majic - April 11, 2008
Get em a body bag!!!
hcoguy - April 11, 2008
Dumbo makes the play
1 more bitchezzzz
Nick S - April 11, 2008
OUR FIRST BASEMEN MAKES A DEFENSIVE PLAY
WORLD EXPLODES
cwel87 - April 11, 2008
Will Lowe....
ever get back to 98 again?
PLU Tim - April 11, 2008
in time....
Susheel Ramasahayam - April 11, 2008
didn't he 102? (
LantermanC - April 11, 2008
Well 96 isn't a bad consolation prize
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
What a fucking roller coaster.
cwel87 - April 11, 2008
Game. WOOOO!!!
Majic - April 11, 2008
Thank god.
HARRYP09 - April 11, 2008
GAME OVER!
ThundaPC - April 11, 2008
M's WIN!!!
Happybelly - April 11, 2008
Game over!
krb - April 11, 2008
Ah. That feels good.
iheartjavelinas - April 11, 2008
M's WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thenatural - April 11, 2008
Sweet game
PLU Tim - April 11, 2008
1 For Sausage Cock, 0 Against... the battle continues tomorrow!
Jordan of Boise - April 11, 2008
WIN
Nick S - April 11, 2008
Yes, that is awesome.
okdan - April 11, 2008
Suck it, Angels!
BrianL - April 11, 2008
I just realized
Vlad went 2-5 with a double... oh how stats dont always tell the story
Fett42 - April 11, 2008
This is BY FAR the best game I've seen all year.
Fuck the Angels.
redwolf75 - April 11, 2008
This was much needed
cwel87 - April 11, 2008
God damn
now that this baseball game's over maybe I can relax
Nick S - April 11, 2008
Felix's first win of the season.
ThundaPC - April 11, 2008
When Sims says that it feels good
does that mean that Blowers is jacking him off under the table like in Wedding Crashers?
Jordan of Boise - April 11, 2008
Sims' innuendo isn't nearly that deliberate
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
He seems to enjoy DP though
OlSalty - April 11, 2008
Crud. Good (and crazy) game, M's.
TheOptimist - April 11, 2008
M's win, Angels lose
All is right in the world
LantermanC - April 11, 2008
JJ puts shaving cream facial incoming.
BrianL - April 11, 2008
Putz. Fuck.
BrianL - April 11, 2008
Nap time
BrianL - April 11, 2008
putz facial cream ahhhh
Nick S - April 11, 2008
Still doesn't have the same ring that
Burkaked has.
BrianL - April 11, 2008
Lowe FTW!!
my fantasy team needed that save, you rule Mark!
MFAN - April 11, 2008
I had the most awesome fantasy day
Over 100 points in my CBS h2h league - Felix and Webb wins, monster day by Pena, great days by Hamilton, Yunel Escobar, and Jason bay, and good days by R. Martin, Loafie, and Kinsler.. it's a great day when A-Rod is your weakest hitter..
Jordan of Boise - April 11, 2008
heh, I have Pena and Hamilton as well
MFAN - April 11, 2008
I need a cigarette
Bearskin Rugburn - April 11, 2008
Agreed
This is why I fear commitment, the M's are always toying with my emotions like this.
OlSalty - April 11, 2008
As ridiculous as that game was
Damn, was that fun.
Super win
cwel87 - April 11, 2008
Rev is a whining bitch....
I guess the Kenji "HBP" was the only reason that the M's pull this one out.
PLU Tim - April 11, 2008
Rev just needs his juicebox and blankie.
BrianL - April 11, 2008
Rev's swollen pussy is the panther of the game!
Jordan of Boise - April 11, 2008
I wonder if he'd continue to be the way he is
If he realized that he makes my day full of joy writing what he does.
cwel87 - April 11, 2008
Seriously...
...don't bother...
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
"They are choke artists and we have Vlad-Garret-Torri up in the 9th. Hold them here and we squash them."
Eat crow...no...eat "sausage cock" Rev. Priceless.
redwolf75 - April 11, 2008
Didn't YuuuuBET! smack a triple on the next play?
seattlebruin - April 11, 2008
Is it just me, or is Mark Lowe trying to
look like JJ? Because if so, it's really working.
redwolf75 - April 11, 2008
Not a bad person to emulate..
seattlesundevil - April 12, 2008
Oh thank freakin goodness for the keys to the game
Pitch gud
don let best hittur hit gud
everybudy play gud
Well, glad we worked that out!
Jordan of Boise - April 11, 2008
yea! Good thing too....
Thank you Felix and random Ms... xxx
Must go watch some of the wire now....
Tomorrow is going ta suck.
JuliaHope - April 11, 2008
Shut up Kreuger.
You leave Potatoes alone >:(
BrianL - April 11, 2008
baseball is back
that was the first game where I was really nervous, I just didn't seem to care when they lost to Baltimore. It takes me about 2 weeks to finally get into the season, today was the 1st really exciting game for me :)
GO M'S!!!!!!!!!!!
MFAN - April 11, 2008
Wow, this is clever
"When a hack like Raul Ibonerz hits a funk blast off ya, the next at bat you crack his helmet of at least putz his ribcage."
Raul IBONERz. Oh man, that slays me. Plus, he spelt 'or' wrong. That site kinda gives angels fans a bad name.
joof - April 11, 2008
Ahhhh, HH
SBN's "Special Ed" room.
Also, can LAAAAAA fans get a worse name? I never remembered hearing about them in any sort of god way.
Faux - April 11, 2008
Ugh.
It's 2AM, and time for bed. I give up.
Faux - April 11, 2008
Why does anyone bother reading HH?
Graham MacAree - April 11, 2008
comedic value.
Not high-brow humor, mind you. More like MAD TV cheap, awful humor.
BrianL - April 11, 2008
seconded
cwel87 - April 11, 2008
No, it's not MAD TV humor at all
because it's unintentional comedy - the MAD TV ppl are actually trying to be funny.
seattlebruin - April 11, 2008
But failing miserably.
I see your distinction, sir.
BrianL - April 11, 2008
Hey we won
Good morning boys and girls
Graham MacAree - April 11, 2008
Best game all season.
redwolf75 - April 11, 2008
I prefer games where the Mariners don't have defensive meltdown innings
Those are killing me
OlSalty - April 11, 2008
Best defense in baseball
and don't you forget it.
Two Rs and Two Ls - April 11, 2008
Hate to say it, but
the fact that we survived that disaster of an inning with a win made it just that much sweeter.
redwolf75 - April 11, 2008
Gotta agree
...and I'm kind of looking forward to greaseballs pitching tomorrow. Is that bad?
I mean, to my defense, he plays a fast game and he hasn't pitched bad yet
cwel87 - April 11, 2008
I agree.
Again, hate to say it, but at this point, I'd rather see Silva pitching over Batista any day.
redwolf75 - April 11, 2008
I don't think there's really any question about it.
Ah, the imitation post never gets old.
cwel87 - April 11, 2008
Eh?
redwolf75 - April 11, 2008
I'm looking forward to Silva too
The Angels suck against him, and Garland sucks balls.
OlSalty - April 11, 2008
hey, the A's are in 1st
for some reason this makes me happy.
MFAN - April 11, 2008
Iono who was watching the Angels feed
but Rex Hudler spent a LOT of time complimenting Raul's defense
seattlebruin - April 11, 2008
Ok, as much as we give Raul shit about his range,
at least he actually catches the ball when he gets to it, and doesn't make stupid fucking mistakes *cough*Green*cough* *cough*Sexson*cough*
redwolf75 - April 11, 2008
best part of the game was Felix pointing at Wilkerson after his single
I can't imagine those two ever hanging out, but it was still awesome.
MFAN - April 11, 2008
Mods -
if I go back and edit an old FanPost can you guys see what's been changed?
seattlebruin - April 11, 2008
If you tell us, yes
Jeff Sullivan - April 11, 2008
look, I know HH is retarded
but how do they think that the loss of this game resulted from the HBP missed call? A. There weren't any outs. B. the next play was a triple. C. The Mariners would've won had they not scored any more runs.
*head asplodes*
Mariner John - April 12, 2008
Momentum my friend.. Momentum... and it is HH thinkin that :-\
seattlesundevil - April 12, 2008
And the hilarious thing is that...
an HBP results in the batter going to first!!!
seattlebruin - April 12, 2008
Seriously
What whiny bitches. Unbelievable.
P.S. Being drunk apparently brings out righteous indignation against retards.
TheBishop - April 12, 2008
Someone got a screen of "Bradtastic" right?
SethGrandpa - April 12, 2008
And now, a word from my beautiful GF who was at the game:
In the sixth inning when Beltre hit the foul ball and Kotchman tried to chase it down - I was right there!! The guy sitting next to me caught the ball!! Kotchman planted his ass right on the railing right in front of me - so I did what any good Mariner fan would do and I grabbed it!!!
Thingray - April 12, 2008
PS:
I don't wear pink Mariner gear either - that is a sacrilege!
Thingray - April 12, 2008
Fuck your bf..I'm in love
kentroyals5 - April 12, 2008
Holy crap you're fucking awesome.
BrettJMiller - April 12, 2008
WTF Brett
You need to control your section..I saw them trying to start the wave..assholes
kentroyals5 - April 12, 2008
we gave them quite a bit of shit for that
Matthew - April 12, 2008
we tried to hold down the fort behind home plate on the 300 level
it was a lost cause. I hate Seattle fans with the same passion they use to do the wave. bastards
kentroyals5 - April 12, 2008
Carry a big sign that says something normal about a player on the front
but on the back it says "Attendees who attempt to start the wave will be rounded up and shot"
Jordan of Boise - April 12, 2008
I just yell things like
"BUSH SUPPORTERS LOVE THE WAVE!"
"HEY LOOK IT'S A CRITICAL GAME SITUATION ON THE FIELD"
"WEIRD BASEBALL IS HAPPENING I THINK THAT'S WHAT WE PAID OUR MONEY FOR"
BrettJMiller - April 12, 2008
Or
"I came to the wave and a baseball game broke-out"
kentroyals5 - April 12, 2008
BARRY BONDS LOVES THE WAVE
Robert - April 12, 2008
Hmm, wait
What did you grab? The ball, the rail, or Kotchman's ass? Because unclear antecedents give this a completely different twist depending on what it refers to >_>
joof - April 12, 2008
Help his concentration
slip a finger in his spider eye
Jordan of Boise - April 12, 2008
Was at the game tonight.
It was amazing despite king felix having an off night. Basically the offense pulled him through as well as a sweet double play by fellow King Awesome.
Fin - April 12, 2008
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