and I love that I can go to any grocery store or corner store and buy some hard liquor. I'm thinking about celebrating/drinking away my misery after this game.
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
Turbo!!
MFAN - April 12, 2008
I take the under
ColeFitz - April 12, 2008
SEcond
seattlebruin - April 12, 2008
wrong
ColeFitz - April 12, 2008
or should you say third?
JLC - April 12, 2008
In the event of a tie this game should be decided by left fielder wind sprints
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
hilarity ensues
ColeFitz - April 12, 2008
you have more confidence in Ibanez than I do
JLC - April 12, 2008
At some point entertainment takes precedence over winning
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
2 outs? Fuck you.
hcoguy - April 12, 2008
And 1 unintentional walk.
ThundaPC - April 12, 2008
Death to the opposition!
IcebreakerX - April 12, 2008
Two outs hits do not intrinsically weight anything Dave,
so they therefore cannot be "worth their weight in gold"
Matthew - April 12, 2008
He's going to strike out on this pitch
yes I'm aware its 2-0
seattlebruin - April 12, 2008
.........
seattlebruin - April 12, 2008
STREEECTH
Matthew - April 12, 2008
A 2-0 count to Sexson
What is this, 2004? I didn't think Richie remembered how to take 2 pitches in a row.
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
SEXXXXXXXY
ColeFitz - April 12, 2008
RICHIE!
Goose - April 12, 2008
SEXSON YESS!!!
LantermanC - April 12, 2008
FEHFQUIEGHEIUH!!!!!!!!!!!
KJAEHFOQE
Matthew - April 12, 2008
RICHIE FUNK BLAST!!!!
I FELT IT COMING!!!!
ThundaPC - April 12, 2008
SEXSON!
krb - April 12, 2008
how did you miss that?
MFAN - April 12, 2008
someone is late to the party
my comment looks fucking retarted
MFAN - April 12, 2008
Never mind
2-1
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
RICHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ColeFitz - April 12, 2008
was that an 89 MPH fastball right down the middle
and RIchie swung right through it?
seattlebruin - April 12, 2008
i was just about to bash richie for that. my bad
ack - April 12, 2008
Fuck this Sexson is back
Fuck everyone who thought otherwise, including me.
marinator - April 12, 2008
If you select MLB audio
you get a trippy LSD-themed background to Dave Niehaus' call.
Paytheline - April 12, 2008
HELL YES
speedomike - April 12, 2008
Is the opening day logo still on the field down the 1b line?
CstSnow - April 12, 2008
FUCK YES
sammy - April 12, 2008
RICHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
seattlebruin - April 12, 2008
RICHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happybelly - April 12, 2008
Gotta have the funk!
krb - April 12, 2008
RICHIE~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
seattlebruin - April 12, 2008
fuck yes
JLC - April 12, 2008
Never mind, again
2-run HR for Big Sexy
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
YWYYSSHJSJKSKJDCJK
FUCK MY PUSSY!!!
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
Pussy means
something else in Great Britan?
LantermanC - April 12, 2008
that was well-hit
Matthew - April 12, 2008
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
My reverse jinx worked!!!
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
FUNK ME
LKSJDLKJSDKLGLSDLG
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FUCK YOU GARSHIT GARSHIT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
cwel87 - April 12, 2008
I tried "RICHIE!!!!"
In the old thread and failed... soo....
RICHIE!!!
seattlesundevil - April 12, 2008
My shitty ass mlb.tv made that look caught.
*picking up my wireless mouse*
hcoguy - April 12, 2008
So basically there have been five batters in this inning and every one of them
has smoked the baseball
seattlebruin - April 12, 2008
That was about as explected as Keeley Hazell blowing me.
Smegmalicious - April 12, 2008
I feel like I shouldn't know who that is but I do
ColeFitz - April 12, 2008
Google her and thank me for introducing you to the bounty
Smegmalicious - April 12, 2008
I know who she is....reread my statement
ColeFitz - April 12, 2008
Sorry, I was distracted by googling her.
Smegmalicious - April 12, 2008
You are not straight if you do not
JLC - April 12, 2008
I now stop watching this game to go to a movie with my girlfriend....
At least I leave on a happy note.
ColeFitz - April 12, 2008
Wilkerson!
Cool.
ThundaPC - April 12, 2008
incredbily, BEEEEEEEEG SEXXXXXXXXYY!1!!!!!1
lemonverbena - April 12, 2008
Fuck yes, fuck yes, oh yesssssssss
Fett42 - April 12, 2008
Haha Garland is terrible.
Goose - April 12, 2008
BRADMAZING
JLC - April 12, 2008
Wilk!!!!!!!!!!
MFAN - April 12, 2008
I have never seen a Wilko hit before!
What next?
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
And Joe Wang wins a gift certificate to SuperCuts
speedomike - April 12, 2008
Ter-Richie-ific?
Give that lady a raping.
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
RICHIE!
We're lucky that Jon Garland truly does suck.
OlSalty - April 12, 2008
Jon Garland should stop giving up line drives
and maybe he would suck less
seattlebruin - April 12, 2008
Garland fails!
Yes!
vkut79 - April 12, 2008
John Garland 4 Cy Young.
ThundaPC - April 12, 2008
richie yay
wow, that's a wonderful surprise to go with my free thai dinner tonight. woot!
MsinDC - April 12, 2008
Yeah, we're screwed.
TheOptimist - April 12, 2008
Best swing he has had all year=Garland sucks.
CstSnow - April 12, 2008
And all of this wouldn't have happened
If their left fielder was decent
vkut79 - April 12, 2008
Kenji HR
I;m call ing it
seattlebruin - April 12, 2008
you'll get it right one of these days
JLC - April 12, 2008
Angels signing Garland < Mariners signing Silva
By a landslide. Garland is terrible, Silva is adequate.
marinator - April 12, 2008
The Angels traded for Garland.
Goose - April 12, 2008
They actualy traded a pretty good player for him too
seattlebruin - April 12, 2008
A player that fucking killed us too.
CstSnow - April 12, 2008
What Angel didn't fucking kill us last year?
cwel87 - April 12, 2008
touche
CstSnow - April 12, 2008
My bad, but nevertheless
Yada
marinator - April 12, 2008
Except they didnt sign Garland they traded for him and are paying him nowhere near 48mil. But yes your right.
CstSnow - April 12, 2008
Lets see if Kenji can make it to the 3rd pitch of this at bat
ack - April 12, 2008
well thats not good
thenatural - April 12, 2008
All the Sexson shame
now is laid on the feet of Jon Garland. Good to see that someone sucks less than Richie.
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
A lot of guys suck less than Richie.
You want the ones that suck more
seattlebruin - April 12, 2008
Well
I suck more than Richie now, for that poor word choice.
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
sucks more
that is
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
Royals rockin' the powder blues tonight
speedomike - April 12, 2008
those are made of awesome
I might get a Guillen one.
MFAN - April 12, 2008
keep it going Kenji!
deacvision7 - April 12, 2008
He threw 5 pitches in the 4th!?
seattlesundevil - April 12, 2008
Garland? Yes.
TheOptimist - April 12, 2008
I am happy again now.
Please do not un-happy me, Mariners.
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
Lord knows we don't want to live to see that
For the love of God, M's, stay good!
cwel87 - April 12, 2008
Is he gonna talk about the roids he took?
Goose - April 12, 2008
Jon Garland could not be worse
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
Horacio Ramirez?
OlSalty - April 12, 2008
Garland's pretty close
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
I almost agree with you I guess
Garland's pitch selection:
1. Sinker that doesn't really sink
2. "changeup"
3. Waning fastball
OlSalty - April 12, 2008
Yes huh
Says Horacio
speedomike - April 12, 2008
a fully healthy Ho is not that much worse
MFAN - April 12, 2008
This is hilarious out of context
JLC - April 12, 2008
yeah, after it posted I realized that
MFAN - April 12, 2008
Hola
seattlesundevil - April 12, 2008
Was that rumor that Ayala was somehow related to Lou P. true?
I heard he married into Lou's family
marinator - April 12, 2008
I heard that too - not sure if that was true or an excuse..
seattlesundevil - April 12, 2008
did Ho generate more swinging strikes last year?
MFAN - April 12, 2008
no, 10% to 9%
but Horacio got groundballs.
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
You know what the best part of all this is?
Bedard starts tomorrow, so we can blow this game and still take the series. 1-2 punch eh?
Bearskin Rugburn - April 12, 2008
Bedard is not 'Bedard' yet though.
We need to wait until June time for the man. So don't be too cocky.
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
silva is the body blow between the right hook and left hook to the face
the fat body blow...
deacvision7 - April 12, 2008
Yeah
I don't want the M's blowing ANY games to the Angels. Let's hope we continue to under-suck thm for a few more innings.
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
That didn't help
don't blow it just yet, Carlos.
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
I liked Kotchman more when he had mono
JLC - April 12, 2008
WTF
Anyone else having problems with their internet tonight?
Gomez - April 12, 2008
no
Goose - April 12, 2008
If I go outside and see a guy in a Comcast polo shirt
He might get piledriven through the sidewalk. This in-and-out internet is stupid and must be his fault :P
Gomez - April 12, 2008
Kotchman can suck my dome.
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
That's a disturbing visual
And relatively weird
cwel87 - April 12, 2008
What the fuck?
borgy - April 12, 2008
After Carlos gets done sucking his.
fuck
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
dome means head
you know that right?
Bearskin Rugburn - April 12, 2008
Dome does not mean Head.
You Yanks are crazyyyyyyyyy...
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
That's probably how he got mono
Gomez - April 12, 2008
Lucky base hits up the corners....
ThundaPC - April 12, 2008
OH GREAT WE SUCK AGAIN.
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
Silva getting smoked.
Goose - April 12, 2008
how did he hit that?
Bearskin Rugburn - April 12, 2008
These hits are dumb
Fett42 - April 12, 2008
Kendrick and Kotchman are the only reason I am
still watching this game.
TheOptimist - April 12, 2008
This is such a gripping pitching matchup
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
Good thing we have a good bull....
never mind
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
Sherrill with another save today
one run
Bearskin Rugburn - April 12, 2008
Pop-up, Pop-up
Gotta love the Pop-up...when the other team hits them.
ThundaPC - April 12, 2008
I can feel some back to back K's coming
ack - April 12, 2008
I meant pop ups
ack - April 12, 2008
You know whos pitching right?
seattlesundevil - April 12, 2008
yeah, felt like going out on a limb
I'll take popup groundout though! wooo silva
ack - April 12, 2008
I'm really liking these infield pop-ups between the well-hit doubles
JLC - April 12, 2008
Thanks you huge moron
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
Cmon, lets strand these tuggers...
Just one more out...
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
AWESOMEEEEEEE
cwel87 - April 12, 2008
Clutch
vkut79 - April 12, 2008
Silva! Garland! Sexson! Anderson!
It's the Battle to See Who Sucks Less! Only at Safeco Field!
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
My reverse jinx
for/against Big Sexy continues.
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
holy hell, Sexson made a play?
Matthew - April 12, 2008
Nice.
ThundaPC - April 12, 2008
We're about to strand 2 more baserunners.
I can feel it.
TheOptimist - April 12, 2008
Great feeling.
borgy - April 12, 2008
the force is strong with this one
JLC - April 12, 2008
Silva getting lucky
LantermanC - April 12, 2008
Like that day he signed a $48 Million contract?
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
I think Karma realized how ridiculously unfair to the Mariners that deal was
And is trying to correct it.
OlSalty - April 12, 2008
YEESSSS!
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
LOB OF LONDON!
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
That must be so demoralizing for them
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
Let's hope they keep Garland in
It's soooo much fun teeing off on him on every pitch
OlSalty - April 12, 2008
Another professional start by Silva
6IP 3ER
and a lot of luck
marinator - April 12, 2008
christmas comes early for me this year
sammy - April 12, 2008
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
seattlesundevil - April 12, 2008
do they have ommegang on the west coast?
speedomike - April 12, 2008
yes
Matthew - April 12, 2008
i'm telling you
any visit to cooperstown must include stopping at the ommegang brewery
speedomike - April 12, 2008
I can buy all these in my local grestedes
are any of them any good?
Bearskin Rugburn - April 12, 2008
rare vos rare vos rare vos
speedomike - April 12, 2008
three philos.
warning: do not drink the entire bottle on an empty stomach.
Matthew - April 12, 2008
Tits domino.
borgy - April 12, 2008
Living in L.A. now
and I love that I can go to any grocery store or corner store and buy some hard liquor. I'm thinking about celebrating/drinking away my misery after this game.
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
Silva is made of win
and butter.
MFAN - April 12, 2008
RICHIE!!!
THANK YOU FOR MAKING A PLAY! Whew.. Silva wriggled off the hook
seattlesundevil - April 12, 2008
Nice work, Giant Silva
Gomez - April 12, 2008
I still can't believe Sexson hit that homer.
Smegmalicious - April 12, 2008
I can't believe Keeley Hazell's are real
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction
JLC - April 12, 2008
I can't believe her sex tape is so bad
Smegmalicious - April 12, 2008
Lol, well at least it was a GB base hit Gar
Moral victory
OlSalty - April 12, 2008
Dude Sims, Betancourt is not as good as you think he is.
Goose - April 12, 2008
Yuni is my best friend.
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
Yuni is an awesome #9 hitter
Gomez - April 12, 2008
it's weird that our 9-1-2 part of the line up gets me
more excited than any other
sammy - April 12, 2008
Sure Betancourt is good
But he's not BIG TIME
LantermanC - April 12, 2008
Bigger time than you
Or Jon Garland
*laughs maniacally*
cwel87 - April 12, 2008
Yuni-bomb!
cwel87 - April 12, 2008
Nice range Erick.
TheOptimist - April 12, 2008
Nice "ck" Erick
speedomike - April 12, 2008
Yuni is a star in the making folks!
seattlesundevil - April 12, 2008
He said it himself
he's hitting in the 9 hole, and his defense isn't as great as it needs to be to be a superstar
LantermanC - April 12, 2008
GMJ
HAHAHAHA
LantermanC - April 12, 2008
What was that about a bad outfield?
marinator - April 12, 2008
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Goose - April 12, 2008
DEFENCESEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TYUNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Matthew - April 12, 2008
KRAKOW
FUNK MATTHEWS
OlSalty - April 12, 2008
WAAAAAAAAY TO GO
NOT TORII HUNTER!!!!!!!!!!
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
Hey, see that sign in the background?
Bret Michaels coming to the Emerald Queen Casino.
No videotaping allowed.
Shrug - April 12, 2008
//snark
Matthew - April 12, 2008
Why did they leave Garland in?
borgy - April 12, 2008
Maybe because their bullpen sucks too
marinator - April 12, 2008
MY COCK JUST GREW WAYYYY BIG
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
Legendary.
borgy - April 12, 2008
Uh.....yeah....
If there ever was a line in GTE, your straddling it.
Goose - April 12, 2008
with his huge..,,
kentroyals5 - April 12, 2008
oh come on
that's the best one yet
speedomike - April 12, 2008
yeah I pop boners with my guy friends all the time
JLC - April 12, 2008
I can't tell if this is legit or being forced
but it's a little frightening, what with it being April and all.
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
Yeah, seems forced to me.
Hence my comment.
Goose - April 12, 2008
We are already Fucking the Man
But you can have sloppy seconds
OlSalty - April 12, 2008
the level of homo-eroticism in LL is disturbing
Rule 1: you do not talk about GTE
Rule 2: you do not talk about GTE
lemonverbena - April 12, 2008
I LIKE THE WAY YOU MOVE
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
YUNI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thenatural - April 12, 2008
Ichiro!! and GMJ FOR THE WIN!!!
MFAN - April 12, 2008
GOD I LOVE YOU YUNI!!!!
Fett42 - April 12, 2008
HAHA I love it
Yuni really is fun to watch.
krb - April 12, 2008
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
50 MILLION DOLLARS
90 MILLON DOLLARS
SUCK IT LA FAGS
cwel87 - April 12, 2008
TAKE MORE DRUGS HGH.
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
Reggie Willits for everyday LF!
TheOptimist - April 12, 2008
Thatnks HGH!!
seattlesundevil - April 12, 2008
If Mathis blocked the plate like Joh did
it might have been a bit closer
LantermanC - April 12, 2008
yuni looks like hes having such a fun time
Fett42 - April 12, 2008
Love that outfield.
ThundaPC - April 12, 2008
That was funnier than a Cathy comic strip.
Shrug - April 12, 2008
Lol 1st to home on a single haha
vkut79 - April 12, 2008
HGH
FTL
deacvision7 - April 12, 2008
I don't even understand how he missed that.
A little leaguer fields that ball.
Goose - April 12, 2008
*I* field that ball
And all of you know how I field.
Gomez - April 12, 2008
man, these game thread are living up to their name
Matthew - April 12, 2008
Does that count at a double or a single for Ichiro?
My knowledge of scoring those types of plays is still weak.
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
Single
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
Why not a double?
So I know for next time.
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
Wouldn't have made it to second if not for the error
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
Definitely single
cwel87 - April 12, 2008
1B, error CF
Fett42 - April 12, 2008
a single
deacvision7 - April 12, 2008
Is there any reason Yuni can't be a .320 hitter this year?
Fett42 - April 12, 2008
Lack of talent
marinator - April 12, 2008
Bunt?
Why bunt?
LantermanC - April 12, 2008
and no RBI
i dont believe
deacvision7 - April 12, 2008
WHY THE FUCKING FUCKING FUCK ARE WE BUNTING HERE?
Smegmalicious - April 12, 2008
did sims just call yuni
'effervescent'???
sammy - April 12, 2008
Bunt
Ugh
speedomike - April 12, 2008
impressively stupid Dave
Matthew - April 12, 2008
STOP FUCKING BUNTING
Fett42 - April 12, 2008
Bunts are stupid.
Thanks Squinty.
cwel87 - April 12, 2008
What in the clits are we doing
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
STOP MAKING LOPEZ BUNT
krb - April 12, 2008
That made no fucking sense.
Smegmalicious - April 12, 2008
Puh?
And they rip on Ichiro for doing that with RISP...
IcebreakerX - April 12, 2008
Thanks, McLaren
this situation calls for one run and one run only.
JLC - April 12, 2008
Jesus Christ I am an idiot..
I rewound my TiVo to see the Richie HR and forgo to go back to live.. and here I was wondering how everyone was ahead of me!
seattlesundevil - April 12, 2008
Fear Raul
Angels feel it.
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
Yes. Yes we do.
TheOptimist - April 12, 2008
The fuck was the point of that?
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
pad our IBB lead?
Matthew - April 12, 2008
What's the LI on that?
IcebreakerX - April 12, 2008
The LI? 0.39
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
Or was it WPA
I can't remember my acronyms.
IcebreakerX - April 12, 2008
-0.1%
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
McLaren wants to drive the point home
Smegmalicious - April 12, 2008
It's the type of managing that requires no thinking
That's McLaren's specialty!
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
Why bunt with none out?
That doesn't make any fucking sense.
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
Your knowledge is superior to our manager's
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
OH NO THEY AREN'T
KING AWESOME SHALL SMITE YE
cwel87 - April 12, 2008
MARK LORETTA GETS THAT BUNT DOWN BETTER
Gomez - April 12, 2008
C'mon King Awesome
LantermanC - April 12, 2008
Wow, who could have predicted this?
Listening to Dave and Blowers knob that idiotic fucking decision makes me despair at the human condition
Bhamster - April 12, 2008
Nice
F U Figgins
LantermanC - April 12, 2008
booooooooo
Matthew - April 12, 2008
WHAT?! THAT WAS FAIR!!!!
BULLLLLLLLSHIT
seattlesundevil - April 12, 2008
no, foul
Matthew - April 12, 2008
I rescind.. that was foul
seattlesundevil - April 12, 2008
On replay, it was the correct call.
Goose - April 12, 2008
FOUL?
Lame.
ThundaPC - April 12, 2008
The Angels are like a little league team
speedomike - April 12, 2008
Foul ball?
Goose - April 12, 2008
Is this reliever any good?
Not familiar with him.
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
Nobody's familiar with him
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
Not even his mother
O'Day: Hi Mom
Mom: Who the fuck are you?
O'Day:
Gomez - April 12, 2008
FOUL?!?!?!?!
3B caught the ball right at the bag. Bad call.
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
He did snag it foul
Gomez - April 12, 2008
Three run bomb time.
ThundaPC - April 12, 2008
hate to break it you....
speedomike - April 12, 2008
fuck that
MFAN - April 12, 2008
Oh fuck you ump
wtf
LantermanC - April 12, 2008
WOW.
cwel87 - April 12, 2008
Foul
IcebreakerX - April 12, 2008
Beltre Funk to make up for that
OlSalty - April 12, 2008
It was foul
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
Damn
That was almost awesome
krb - April 12, 2008
Figgins you lucky moron.
TheOptimist - April 12, 2008
Booooooooooo
IcebreakerX - April 12, 2008
damn umps
JLC - April 12, 2008
Fans want a balk
Gomez - April 12, 2008
3-4-5 hitters: "meat in the middle" LOL
vkut79 - April 12, 2008
Ugh,
That's our Beltre.
ThundaPC - April 12, 2008
Haha Beltre
wtf... overeager
LantermanC - April 12, 2008
Uhhh... Whatcha swingin at?
And there was the first K of the game!
seattlesundevil - April 12, 2008
Good thing Lopez bunted!
marinator - April 12, 2008
Ok, who took the over?
Smegmalicious - April 12, 2008
Awful swing,
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
Are you serious?
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
God fucking damn it
foul, then no balk, then that. Fuck you, fate.
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
Well
at least Turbo is here to save us!!!
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
pretty sure it wasn't even close to a balk
Matthew - April 12, 2008
yeah, I know
I can never tell what a balk is
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
it's the dumbest rule in baseball
Matthew - April 12, 2008
Sausage cock to the rescue?
LantermanC - April 12, 2008
Professional sausage cock.
cwel87 - April 12, 2008
You mispronouncd his name
Gomez - April 12, 2008
what is he swinging at?
deacvision7 - April 12, 2008
LOW UMP FUCK SAKE
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
And oh ya,
That was the first strikeout of the game.
ThundaPC - April 12, 2008
Professional hitter, Ladies and Germs.
Smegmalicious - April 12, 2008
That was
the most professional pop fly I've ever seen.
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
Don't worry, Vidro has been killing us all day.
TheOptimist - April 12, 2008
Not anymore :-(
seattlesundevil - April 12, 2008
It only seems like he's killing you because you don't expect him to do anything
OlSalty - April 12, 2008
holy balls we have offense today
c'mon you tub of lard get us some more
Nick S - April 12, 2008
well shit
that was an exciting inning for only one run
Matthew - April 12, 2008
Amen!
seattlesundevil - April 12, 2008
Dammit GMJ gave me hope
but it was too weak
LantermanC - April 12, 2008
portland timbers?
ruck you portland, we have an MLS team.
Matthew - April 12, 2008
haha Timbers suck
Nick S - April 12, 2008
Buntacular!
IcebreakerX - April 12, 2008
That was quite the route for HGH.
Goose - April 12, 2008
And this is supposed to be his natural position
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
Just about as natural as his 2006.
cwel87 - April 12, 2008
Much like falling is the natural reaction to stepping off a cliff.
Smegmalicious - April 12, 2008
At least the bunt paid off
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
How did we score only one again there?
Oh yeah I remember now, because we bunted with none out!
Muppet.
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
GMJ should never play CF again.
TheOptimist - April 12, 2008
I'd be fine with him playing CF
whenever we play you guys
LantermanC - April 12, 2008
Thank god we bunted there.
Smegmalicious - April 12, 2008
In retrospect, the bunt was a fucking retarded idea
Well, not in retrospect.....It was pretty retarded while it was happening too
OlSalty - April 12, 2008
McLaren cost his team a run
with that fucking bunt. I'd hope the M's would acknowledge this when evaluating their manager, but they probably won't.
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
Bad feeling about this inning...
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
probably because Silva has been sucking for the last 5 innings straight
and he's just been getting lucky
LantermanC - April 12, 2008
Aren't you just a room full of naked 17 year olds today
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
I always get my fill of science from the Fox Sports channel
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
Fuck you Figgins
Regress already
OlSalty - April 12, 2008
That pitch is not a strike.
TheOptimist - April 12, 2008
Pitch count on Giant Silva?
cwel87 - April 12, 2008
81.
TheOptimist - April 12, 2008
Random hot pussy shot
Not bad
marinator - April 12, 2008
That's a legitimate base hit.
TheOptimist - April 12, 2008
What?
marinator - April 12, 2008
Sorry, I thought you said it was a pussy hit.
My bad.
TheOptimist - April 12, 2008
I believe he meant random hot pussy shot
as in.. random hot chicks on tv
seattlesundevil - April 12, 2008
you've lived in the northwest too long, my son.
Smegmalicious - April 12, 2008
And yea, I see girls on these broadcasts and love living in Arizona.
seattlesundevil - April 12, 2008
We're white, and pasty
I've learned to deal with it
marinator - April 12, 2008
And fat
Smegmalicious - April 12, 2008
Yep, very bad feeling...
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
God I hate Figgins
ack - April 12, 2008
GMJ
is craptastic so far. Which mean he'll hit a 2-run bomb right now.
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
Negatory
cwel87 - April 12, 2008
the reverse jinx works for GMJ
and Sexson. It is attracted to suckiness.
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
He's calling a low strike here.
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
everyone look at this guy!
ermac - April 12, 2008
GIDP
I LOVE GMJ!
LantermanC - April 12, 2008
Figgins sliding a bit early no?
Screen Shot please and caption!
seattlesundevil - April 12, 2008
HAHAHAHAHA
SADDEST SLIDE EVER
cwel87 - April 12, 2008
DP again.
Alrighty then.
ThundaPC - April 12, 2008
okay, I'll say it. Besides the awesome awesome throw
Ichiro looks like he's let two balls fall in today.
Matthew - April 12, 2008
I was thinking that too... but I didn't want to say it out loud.
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
HGH is an out enhancer too
Gomez - April 12, 2008
Hehe, Panther of the game:
HGH allied with Garland.
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
What's Silva's pitch count?
Shrug - April 12, 2008
87
Smegmalicious - April 12, 2008
ty
Shrug - April 12, 2008
i find myself really rooting for Silva
but i root for the crabs on Deadliest Catch, so.
lemonverbena - April 12, 2008
They never fight back
come on, you badly outnumber them!
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
I would root for them
but they are mighty tasty.
Matthew - April 12, 2008
I love you Matthews
never change
MFAN - April 12, 2008
Which jersey will be more popular
Raul or Felix?
JI - April 12, 2008
I think
I'm going to buy a GMJ jersey now!
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
Opponent contribution: 50%.
45% by GMJ.
TheOptimist - April 12, 2008
We'll make sure to send him some thank-you HGH
Nick S - April 12, 2008
Defense wins championships
cwel87 - April 12, 2008
Hyphen warming up.
ThundaPC - April 12, 2008
HYPHEN EXISTS!
seattlebruin - April 12, 2008
"Carlos still in great shape"
I can't think of a joke for that comment.
MFAN - April 12, 2008
I think that comment is the joke.
Goose - April 12, 2008
true
MFAN - April 12, 2008
Round is a shape
Nick S - April 12, 2008
sort of... haha
vkut79 - April 12, 2008
Man, Silva has had The Luck today.
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
Hey look, a real CF.
TheOptimist - April 12, 2008
Matthews with 3 DP's today
Ichiro with 3 DP's in 2007
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
HAHAHA
That's it.. just HAHAHA
seattlesundevil - April 12, 2008
Oh shit I mistyped
Ichiro had 7. >:(
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
crowd does look sizeable
Matthew - April 12, 2008
Not real fans: no wave yet.
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
They just wanted the sould patch.
krb - April 12, 2008
*soul
ugh.
krb - April 12, 2008
And they've booed loud enough to make Tampa Bay proud
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
I think that was low even on me Tim
Matthew - April 12, 2008
One more inning for Silva?
Two relievers getting loose indicates no, but could be a precautionary move to warm them up.
Gomez - April 12, 2008
Sure, why not?
I don't think he'll do any worse than our bullpen.
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
John Garland's K/9 is 0.50
Fett42 - April 12, 2008
BUT HE IS AN ACE!
Just ask HH!
seattlesundevil - April 12, 2008
Isn't that Silva's job?
Gomez - April 12, 2008
Sexson returns to sucking
I should have predicted a strikeout a little bit sooner.
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
Why'd Richie swing at those?
coulda been 3-0
LantermanC - April 12, 2008
Start Silva in the 8th?
Goose - April 12, 2008
I say yes... Mac says nuh uh. (probably)
seattlesundevil - April 12, 2008
Yes.
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
I'd say no
What's his pitch count? must be high, dont wanna press our luck
LantermanC - April 12, 2008
Under 100 I think.
Goose - April 12, 2008
90.
TheOptimist - April 12, 2008
Yea he needs to go back out there at 90..
seattlesundevil - April 12, 2008
I think
the fat slob can handle another inning, then.
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
That's it?
Hasn't he given up like.. 11 hits?
LantermanC - April 12, 2008
Of course
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
We must be the only team in baseball dumb enough
to bat a guy who can legitimately hit .325 7th while batting a career .250 hitter second.
TheOptimist - April 12, 2008
GMJ wins championships
For any team playing the Angels
cwel87 - April 12, 2008
Clearly you haven't been around us too much lately =(
Five words - Carlos Silva forty eight million
seattlebruin - April 12, 2008
Yes, batting average is the most important stat
Smegmalicious - April 12, 2008
Kendrick projects around an .820 OPS
GMJ's is around .750. Happy?
TheOptimist - April 12, 2008
Haven't you learned anyting
The number 2 hitter only needs to know how to BUNT, that's it, speed is a plus too
LantermanC - April 12, 2008
Our offence sucks
their defense sucks worse
IceStormV1 - April 12, 2008
People who thought the Tigers would jog to the playoffs:
People that do not understand pitching and defense.
Matthew - April 12, 2008
Who the hell thought Detroit would win 100 games?
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
the people who thought they would score 1,000 runs?
Matthew - April 12, 2008
These people also thought the Lakers were already NBA champs when they picked up Malone and Payton
Gomez - April 12, 2008
Mike Blower's drinking budies.
ThundaPC - April 12, 2008
At least we got to hear Sims express contempt for The Bloggers!
JI - April 12, 2008
Sims likes bloggers
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
It seemed out of place.
JI - April 12, 2008
I think he's just expressing surprise over how bad the Tigers have been
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
Kenji
Yay.
ThundaPC - April 12, 2008
Man, Safeco looks awesome still.
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
Set a new standard if they make it to the series after starting 2-9? Huh?
seattlesundevil - April 12, 2008
Yo Joh!
Hitting is half the battle
Smegmalicious - April 12, 2008
G I JOOOOOEEEEEE!
Goose - April 12, 2008
Hey, Kid...
I'm a computer...fix computer. Stop with all the downloading.
Smegmalicious - April 12, 2008
Kenji!
seattlebruin - April 12, 2008
"Base hit for Joh!! Good for him!"
Patronizing son of a bitch.
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
Exact same reaction I had
seattlesundevil - April 12, 2008
Jesus, Kenji, hit the ball in the air once in awhile
ack - April 12, 2008
Highest FB% of his career
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
Yeah, he just looks like he's not making clean contact.
Everything straight up or in the dirt.
Smegmalicious - April 12, 2008
The power pitch needs new batteries.
ThundaPC - April 12, 2008
wtf is an 'attitude knock'
Nick S - April 12, 2008
That's what happens right after the wife talks back
Smegmalicious - April 12, 2008
Comments like these are why I heart game threads
seattlesundevil - April 12, 2008
Okay Carlos
please summon your unholy magic for a just a little bit longer.
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
it's helps
when Garrett Anderson's rotting corpse is at the plate
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
Urghh the wave is here.
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
seattlesundevil - April 12, 2008
The wave
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
Gomez - April 12, 2008
But we invented it!
Smegmalicious - April 12, 2008
Then Seattle must burn.
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
Anderson's bat speed couldn't knock over Robert
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
GA for the Hall
MFAN - April 12, 2008
he had 10 rbis in a game last year
so, he's pretty much mvp caliber
LantermanC - April 12, 2008
Silva for CG!
seattlesundevil - April 12, 2008
Silva 4 CG
Matthew - April 12, 2008
Stop doing the damn wave
krb - April 12, 2008
We unleashed it upon the world
and now we must suffer the consequences
Nick S - April 12, 2008
I heart unexpected CG.
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
McLaren
must have promised an extra cheeseburger is Carlos pitched well tonight.
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
if
that is
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
"This guy can pitch!"
Fett42 - April 12, 2008
CG fot Thief?
PositivePaul - April 12, 2008
for*
//stole 52 from GS52 (before we knew he was being traded)
///and $48 million...
PositivePaul - April 12, 2008
Kendrick Kotchman Napoli need to be moved to the
middle of the order apparently. -_-;
TheOptimist - April 12, 2008
Let Giant Silva finish
Gomez - April 12, 2008
Silva in the 9th!
Goose - April 12, 2008
But please have Hyphen or Lowe warmed up just in case.
Goose - April 12, 2008
Holy shit Silva!
seattlesundevil - April 12, 2008
Silva rules.
ThundaPC - April 12, 2008
Send Silva for the 9th?
I would
IceStormV1 - April 12, 2008
Yes, but have a lefty and righty warm.
Note to McClusterfuck: Not EOF and Baek.
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
"Doctor doctor send me the news!"
I'm glad Sims is making so much sense tonight.
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
There is a lot about this game that makes little sense.
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
Doctor, Doctor
Send him to a mental institution.
cwel87 - April 12, 2008
He's got a bad case of being a clueless dork
Gomez - April 12, 2008
"Dr., Dr., send me the news?"
What the fuck?
Fett42 - April 12, 2008
it ain't Eazy
being Greazy!
lemonverbena - April 12, 2008
'Dr. Dr. Send me the news?'
Dave Simms sucks, or maybe he has a crush on Silva.
Or both.
Smegmalicious - April 12, 2008
I guess I should be lucky I'm watching the L.A. broadcast
but that means I'm stuck with Rex Hudler. Puke.
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
This is beyond hilarity
cwel87 - April 12, 2008
"Doctor doctor send me the news!"
Sims has reached new levels of ridiculousity tonight
Nick S - April 12, 2008
He's got a bad case of loving SILVA
Smegmalicious - April 12, 2008
Needs more innuendo, less whatever that is
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
Nuts, it worked last night.
TheOptimist - April 12, 2008
98 pitches, let him go for the CG
MFAN - April 12, 2008
so
GMJ so worth his 10mil per
Bearskin Rugburn - April 12, 2008
Giant Silva contract > GMJ contract
Pending health
cwel87 - April 12, 2008
Just like Sexson is worth 15.5 mil.
Smegmalicious - April 12, 2008
your handle
its nasty. reminds me of AK
Bearskin Rugburn - April 12, 2008
AK?
My handle is both malicious and delicious.
And cheesy. Mmmm...cheese.
Smegmalicious - April 12, 2008
Well, his avatar isn't exactly G-rated, either...
PositivePaul - April 12, 2008
4 quotes and counting...
Fett42 - April 12, 2008
I'm pretty sure
the M's hitters can't take runs off the scoreboard, right?
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
Oh cool, we get to see Zack Greinke on LL Night
Gomez - April 12, 2008
Sorry Sexson.
Fett42 - April 12, 2008
I wish I knew where that wrist cutting emoticon is
Nick S - April 12, 2008
Where's Robert when we need him?
Gomez - April 12, 2008
zero K-s
saberdweebs shitting their pants right now
bumkus - April 12, 2008
I hope Silva doesn't K anyone in the 9th
The difference is if Silva does that we recognize the luck factor, whereas if Garland did it HH would hand Garland a Cy young
Fett42 - April 12, 2008
good for zach greinke.
I always wanted him to pan out.
sammy - April 12, 2008
that's a good song
Dave Sims fucking rules.
MFAN - April 12, 2008
he certainly knows how to appeal to his target demo
JLC - April 12, 2008
Eww Ichiro..
seattlesundevil - April 12, 2008
Can you imagine a Dave Sims and a Kevin Levine broadcasting duo?
Goose - April 12, 2008
Sims and Gus Johnson
Nick S - April 12, 2008
I am currently pleased that I stayed up to watch this.
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
Kudos to you my friend.. I am impressed
seattlesundevil - April 12, 2008
Ichiro fishing for the second night in a row...
IcebreakerX - April 12, 2008
I had to leave, and I was disappointed not to see the "HOLY SHIT RICHIE!" picture here when I got back
You people let me down. Fuck you people.
esoteric - April 12, 2008
My internet keeps crapping out
Gomez - April 12, 2008
On second thought, I guess you're all pretty cool.
M's take the series? Fuck yeah.
esoteric - April 12, 2008
ICHIRO HURTS THIS- I can't even pretend that matters
Gomez - April 12, 2008
That's a big FU for making me bunt
LantermanC - April 12, 2008
'Pez is hitting well.
IcebreakerX - April 12, 2008
I prefer this new 2B we have to the one last year.
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
Loafie!
seattlebruin - April 12, 2008
It almost feels like
Jose gets a hit every AB
krb - April 12, 2008
Stop doubting Ichiro, you bastards.
Smegmalicious - April 12, 2008
any other guys
feel that smeg's avatar is way too distracting? I'm trying to watch a game here
LantermanC - April 12, 2008
Turn them off.
Goose - April 12, 2008
Punch yourself in the groin everytime you look at it
JLC - April 12, 2008
Imagine how they'd emasculate you if you actually talked to them in real life.
Same effect
Smegmalicious - April 12, 2008
Suicide girls?
IcebreakerX - April 12, 2008
No, just a random worksafe image of two girls hugging.
Smegmalicious - April 12, 2008
that avatar is a welcome counterbalance
to the rampant LL homoeroticism
lemonverbena - April 12, 2008
Jose Lopez is just awesome
cwel87 - April 12, 2008
Safeco needs more people with Venezuelan flags
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
Yeah I need to buy one ASAP
Nick S - April 12, 2008
Wow, Silva lives up to his reputation today
1. Doesn't walk guys: Check
2. Eats innings and doesn't give the game away: Check
3. Pitches to contact: Big Check
OlSalty - April 12, 2008
Still not worth the $$, but not as bad as we've all convinced ourselves
esoteric - April 12, 2008
Bulger
Any relation to the shitty Rams QB?
Gomez - April 12, 2008
Apparently the fourth row is too far back for the naked eye
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
Angels fan, what do you expect??
Matthew - April 12, 2008
Do you even watch teh game, Jeff?
or do you just look behind the batters?
seattlebruin - April 12, 2008
I've been watching that guy all game waiting for him to do something stupid
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
NO WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Matthew - April 12, 2008
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST RAUL!
seattlesundevil - April 12, 2008
OH MY DEAR
kentroyals5 - April 12, 2008
RAUL ON FIRE!!!!!!!!
ThundaPC - April 12, 2008
JESUS RAUL!!
Goose - April 12, 2008
I SPELL FUNK WITH 7 U'S
Gomez - April 12, 2008
WTF RAUUUULLL
AMAZIN!
LantermanC - April 12, 2008
RAUUUUUUUUL
krb - April 12, 2008
FUCK ME
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
OKAY
cwel87 - April 12, 2008
RAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!
that is all.
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
Raul Ibanez = Angel Slayer
JLC - April 12, 2008
RAUL IBANEZ IS BATMAN
PShwa - April 12, 2008
CORPSE BLAST BYAHHHHHHH
Nick S - April 12, 2008
Bulgar is my type of (opposing) pitcher
Matthew - April 12, 2008
NEVER AGAIN MAKE FUN OF RAUL'S HITTING
vkut79 - April 12, 2008
I wish we had this all of last year.
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
HOLY SHIT
MFAN - April 12, 2008
JI - April 12, 2008
FUCK ME
Fett42 - April 12, 2008
no fucking way
can we keep this guy?
sammy - April 12, 2008
RAUL's GONNA KILL YOU!
ThundaPC - April 12, 2008
....
I can't remember the last time Raul didn't crush the ball
seattlebruin - April 12, 2008
GOD DAMN RAUL!!!
What has gotten into him?
thenatural - April 12, 2008
RAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You know what, screw the L, you get all U's tonight
OlSalty - April 12, 2008
THAT'S WHAT YOU DO WITH OUTSIDE FASTBALLS
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
That's beautiful, dad.
Shrug - April 12, 2008
That was just crushed
ack - April 12, 2008
RAUL 4 MVP
IcebreakerX - April 12, 2008
Way out the zone as well ... insane.
Angel killer!
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
Adam Jones hits a grand slam
in that situation
LantermanC - April 12, 2008
heh
Shrug - April 12, 2008
U
U get yer U's back.
Angel Slayer!
PositivePaul - April 12, 2008
If Raul slugs .700, it makes up for his defense:
T/F
JI - April 12, 2008
I like this Raul much better than 2007 Raul
Gomez - April 12, 2008
*Headdesk*
Seriously, everytime someone here complains about Ibanez for the rest of the year, I'm bringing up this series.
TheOptimist - April 12, 2008
We all like his offense
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
Could Vidro play LF?
Smegmalicious - April 12, 2008
uh
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
It can't be worse than Raul, right?
Would we be better if they switched 'positions'?
Smegmalicious - April 12, 2008
Raul does... Figure anyone else can right?
seattlesundevil - April 12, 2008
absolutely
JLC - April 12, 2008
Only in the sense that I could play LF
Gomez - April 12, 2008
If Raul had it his way
He would DH.
Gomez - April 12, 2008
We love Raul
We just don't love his knees
cwel87 - April 12, 2008
BELTRE 4 JESTER
IcebreakerX - April 12, 2008
Beltre would love our Game Threads I think.
His hitting is the perfect companion for our GTE.
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
LET GIANT SILVA FINISH
Gomez - April 12, 2008
That's a given.
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
Not for Squinty.
TheOptimist - April 12, 2008
Vidro trying out the Ichiro style of pitching.
IcebreakerX - April 12, 2008
Err, batting.
I'm gonna go punch myself in the face now.
IcebreakerX - April 12, 2008
Raul Ibanez is beating the baseball like it owes him money or something
esoteric - April 12, 2008
No save op
give Carlos the CG.
Shrug - April 12, 2008
McLaren disagrees.
TheOptimist - April 12, 2008
Raul has a very round head.
Not pointy. That's unusual.
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
I love
that FSN down here is talking about the Angels winning a championship during a commercial. Very timely, especially when losing to a division rival.
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
Raul is also the least athletic looking professional athlete.
Smegmalicious - April 12, 2008
Carlos Silva
begs to differ
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
David Eckstein?
vkut79 - April 12, 2008
Mo Vaughn.
JI - April 12, 2008
Bartolo Colon?
David Ortiz? Greg Maddux right now at age 50?
LantermanC - April 12, 2008
John Daly
Nick S - April 12, 2008
Green in?
ThundaPC - April 12, 2008
Someone needs to record a soundbyte...
Of the old Yahoo! sound, but with Rauuul!
or not.
IcebreakerX - April 12, 2008
I love relaxed games like this.
And what greater humiliation than a Silva CG for the Angels?
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
oh well
Sean Green
LantermanC - April 12, 2008
>:(
cwel87 - April 12, 2008
It wouldn't have been the first time.
I told you Silva owns the Halos.
TheOptimist - April 12, 2008
No Silca CG
:(
Goose - April 12, 2008
Why.. Why not let Silva go CG
seattlesundevil - April 12, 2008
Green again?
Serious? Just use Baek.
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
Oh eat a dick Squinty
He just had to pull Silva.
Gomez - April 12, 2008
WHY IS SILVA NOT IN THERE?
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
Also, Green stresses me out.
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
Yeah, lets pitch a guy who pitched yesterday...
Fett42 - April 12, 2008
Or O'Flaherty. Let him toss in some low leverage innings
seattlebruin - April 12, 2008
why Green?
let Silva, Beak or EOF finish this.
MFAN - April 12, 2008
Felix goes 117 pitches when he's scuffling
Silva's cruising and gets pulled at 98.
Matthew - April 12, 2008
Good Lord the Angels suck donkey dick.
JI - April 12, 2008
100 PITCHES IS THE MAXIMUM ALLOWED BY PHYSICS
Smegmalicious - April 12, 2008
EXCEPT YESTERDAY
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
(for mortals)
Smegmalicious - April 12, 2008
Even in victory Squinty does something retarded
seattlebruin - April 12, 2008
Is it like...
Sturtze:Torre::Green:McLaren
IcebreakerX - April 12, 2008
8 runs with Ichiro and Beltre not doing much
Pretty good.
vkut79 - April 12, 2008
Beltre: 2 2B hits
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
Uh he doubled twice
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
Felix for 117 pitches when its close
But Silva can't go over 100 when it's 5 run difference with one inning to go
LantermanC - April 12, 2008
I think Squinty just hates complete games.
TheOptimist - April 12, 2008
At least Silva gets a win and 8 solid innings for one of my fantasy teams
Gomez - April 12, 2008
Do K's not count in your league?
cwel87 - April 12, 2008
I think I have enough of those
His purpose is to ring up IPs, cull WHIP, ERA and get wins.
Gomez - April 12, 2008
McLaren is smart
He didn't want to risk Silva throwing a strikeout.
ThundaPC - April 12, 2008
that's kind of a ridiculous slider
Matthew - April 12, 2008
Strikeout
yay for the 1st m's one tonight
MsinDC - April 12, 2008
Button up your damn jersey
krb - April 12, 2008
SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU PIKEY SCUM.
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
Daddy, What's a pikey?
Smegmalicious - April 12, 2008
A chav
Graham MacAree - April 12, 2008
K
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ThundaPC - April 12, 2008
A STRIKEOUT!
Goose - April 12, 2008
Memo to Napoli
Button up your uniform, you dirtbag.
Gomez - April 12, 2008
BEAT LA! BEAT LA!
JI - April 12, 2008
fucking M's are making me like them again
Team Grease
lemonverbena - April 12, 2008
LOOK AT THIS THE UMPS SCREWED THE ANGELS AGAIN
seattlebruin - April 12, 2008
I don't know how it is for everyone else
But Mariners games/wins are probably the thing look most forward to every day....
LantermanC - April 12, 2008
"I" look most forward to
LantermanC - April 12, 2008
Totally agree.
seattlesundevil - April 12, 2008
does the Moose costume has a tongue attached?
that's disturbing.
Matthew - April 12, 2008
ehh
JI - April 12, 2008
TIMBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
ThundaPC - April 12, 2008
YES! PAST A DIVING RICHIE SEXSON!
I've been waiting for one of those tonight.
JLC - April 12, 2008
past a diving Sexson
Nick S - April 12, 2008
That was a tough play.
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
nevertheless it was past a diving Sexson
Nick S - April 12, 2008
For an invalid
JLC - April 12, 2008
Wrong, I was there. When you watch from RF, you can see how bad of a jump he gets.
On TV, the camera cuts just in time to see him missing it. Trust me, he blew it. Again.
BrettJMiller - April 12, 2008
It wasn't a "diving" Richie Sexon, Rex
it was a "falling" Richie Sexson.
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
Lefty up, activate Green ineffectiveness
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
Glad Raul hit that dinger now.
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
If he hadn't
Silva might have been left in the game. That probably would have been preferable.
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
Green looks nice
OlSalty - April 12, 2008
So very nice in his tight pants
Smegmalicious - April 12, 2008
God what I wouldn't give to be a broadcaster for just one day
Dave: "that third out is always the hardest isn't it?"
Me: "no."
Dave: ...
Me: ...
Dave: ...
Me: "it's like any other out."
Matthew - April 12, 2008
Hehe.
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
I heart fake conversations
seattlesundevil - April 12, 2008
you are at the right website
Matthew - April 12, 2008
Dave and Graham
Dave: That third out is always the hardest isn't it?
Graham: Wrong.
Gomez - April 12, 2008
I'd have gone for 'No'
Graham MacAree - April 12, 2008
What the fuck is this bullshit?
JI - April 12, 2008
Well at least GMJ can't hit into a DP this time
seattlebruin - April 12, 2008
Damn
there goes Gary's chance at the record books.
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
PUT IN JJ YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER
JI - April 12, 2008
JJ is on the DL.
TheOptimist - April 12, 2008
Thanks for that.
JI - April 12, 2008
Is Figgins really good or is he overachieving?
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
the latter
JI - April 12, 2008
Fcuking Figgins
the game is over, just give up you little shit.
Hooray for GMJ
LantermanC - April 12, 2008
People seem to be holding off from posting due to nervousness.
Smegmalicious - April 12, 2008
nah we just have our 'WOOO' posts queued up
Nick S - April 12, 2008
It's cool we just wanted to embarrass GMJ again
Nick S - April 12, 2008
This is why I said Green stresses me out.
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
Here comes
the 3-run bomb
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
Green cannot get lefties out
OlSalty - April 12, 2008
just kidding
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
Seriously why is Green pitching
Green doesn't pitch to lefties
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
And now GMJ can end this game fittingly
by grounding to second for the 5th time in a row.
TheOptimist - April 12, 2008
So Green completely blows against lefties, huh?
JI - April 12, 2008
His fastball seems to tail away though, i don't understand why he would suck against them.
Smegmalicious - April 12, 2008
see below
Matthew - April 12, 2008
Sean Green has no second pitch to LHB
Matthew - April 12, 2008
He has a second pitch?
I though he just did a slurvy fastball from 87-89 mph the whole time?
LantermanC - April 12, 2008
he has a ridiculous frisbee slider
that he uses to K all the RHB, but if he used it against a LHB, it would hit them
Matthew - April 12, 2008
He has no first pitch to them either
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
Every pitcher has the suck pitch
Gomez - April 12, 2008
It can never be easy, can it?
Gomez - April 12, 2008
Better save your good stuff, Sean
You're going tomorrow too.
JLC - April 12, 2008
Yea, this is kinda pointless.
ThundaPC - April 12, 2008
HE IS NOT GOING TO HIT THAT
JUST THROW SOME OFFSPEED SHIT IN THE WHEELHOUSE AND PRAY HE SUCKS AGAIN
Gomez - April 12, 2008
GODAMNIT DIE ALREADY!
Goose - April 12, 2008
WHY MUST YOU FAIL WITH TWO STRIKES?
JI - April 12, 2008
OH FUCK SAKE
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
don't walk him you spineless invertabrate
Nick S - April 12, 2008
put in RRS or LOWE
LantermanC - April 12, 2008
STOP FOULING!!!!!!
ThundaPC - April 12, 2008
This is pissing me off.
JI - April 12, 2008
Finally
the reverse jinx comes through
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
I just got home.
Judging by the GTE, Green is struggling to get people out.
BrianL - April 12, 2008
This is absolutely agonizing
thenatural - April 12, 2008
TAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEE!!!!!!!
ThundaPC - April 12, 2008
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY WON'T YOU JUST DIE!
Goose - April 12, 2008
This like death by one million pokes in the eye
JLC - April 12, 2008
Are these guys fouling pitches on purpose??
vkut79 - April 12, 2008
Yes.
TheOptimist - April 12, 2008
M's WIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Happybelly - April 12, 2008
well, he tried to groundout to 2nd!
Matthew - April 12, 2008
GAME OVER!!
Bout time.
ThundaPC - April 12, 2008
Finally!!
ralphie81 - April 12, 2008
FUCKING FINALLY
JI - April 12, 2008
YES GAME OVER
no THROWING ERROR YES!!
LantermanC - April 12, 2008
Green looks relieved lol
vkut79 - April 12, 2008
Finally! Game over!
The series is ours!
krb - April 12, 2008
WOOOOOO!!!!
Bedard for the sweep!
seattlesundevil - April 12, 2008
BALL GAME BITCH ESSSSS
Nick S - April 12, 2008
Yay!
Series win against the rats of Anahiem.
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
FINALLY
I COMMEND THE FACT THAT YOU ARE A PERSISTENT FUCKER BUT THAT IS ABOUT IT. LEARN HOW TO PITCH TO LHB'S, YOU FUCKSTICK
Gomez - April 12, 2008
Hooray! Time for victory Ice Cream
Smegmalicious - April 12, 2008
THANK YOU FOR ENDING IT
esoteric - April 12, 2008
SERIES WIN!!!
thenatural - April 12, 2008
Goodnight everyone!
EnglishMariner - April 12, 2008
Get some sleep!
seattlesundevil - April 12, 2008
4:45 AM? respec'
Nick S - April 12, 2008
Hooray victory!
Even though I only saw the last at-bat.
BrianL - April 12, 2008
Simms: "Happy Happy, Joy Joy"
Shutup, Simms.
ThundaPC - April 12, 2008
A R&S reference is always welcome.
Goose - April 12, 2008
Bedard for the SWEEP!
Fett42 - April 12, 2008
BALLGAME!!
SERIES WIN!!
Green's reaction was classic, we still love you.
MFAN - April 12, 2008
That ending
took some of the fun out of a great M's victory.
J.L. White - April 12, 2008
happy happy joy joy
vkut79 - April 12, 2008
Ha someone else caught that.
BrianL - April 12, 2008
'Bout time
go 4 sweep tmrow, kthxbye
JLC - April 12, 2008
In case you missed it earlier, you suck GMJ.
TheOptimist - April 12, 2008
Okay
Green's expression at the end was hilarious.
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
Someone has that as a screencap, right?
BrianL - April 12, 2008
It happened too quickly
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
Hopefully Bedard can get his shit together tomorrow
vkut79 - April 12, 2008
It'd be just as satisfying,
If we could crunch them with mediocre or average Bedard
IcebreakerX - April 12, 2008
Bedard and Saunders will be a joy
Knowing we already won the series and can nail them with a sweep.
Oh, the beauty
cwel87 - April 12, 2008
Krueger was practically tearing at Raul's pants
He couldn't wait to slob his knob in the postgame comments.
Gomez - April 12, 2008
Nice eyeroll, Shawn
nice win.
Oh my god, they're interviewing Sexson in the postgame.
See you at the PARK tomorrow
Shrug - April 12, 2008
So Oakland is at 8-4 now?
Uh-oh....
vkut79 - April 12, 2008
Sausage cock it is.
Congrats Vidro, you have a new 18+ nickname.
HARRYP09 - April 12, 2008
big debate over on uss mariner
"is Raul slow?"
New studies indicate that in fact...yes, he is.
mr.smartypants - April 12, 2008
This is one stretched on re-cap on FSN
Carlos Silva is dominating my TV screen
JLC - April 12, 2008
Damn I thought it was my TV capture card acting funny.
BrianL - April 12, 2008
HAha, replay of Silva drapping ball while trying to "juggle" it
was pretty funny
LantermanC - April 12, 2008
GMJ
Wow, I want to see the percent that Gary Matthews hurt the Angels. 3 GIDPs and a run scoring error, and two other harmless groundouts to add. Awesome
MsinDC - April 12, 2008
GARY MATTHEWS JR HURTS THE ANGELS AND GETS PAID FOR IT
Gomez - April 12, 2008
Sweetness
Venezuela flags - 3' by 5', 10 bucks a piece, 80 bucks for 10. Anyone interested? Having a bunch of those at a Felix day/night would be sick.
Nick S - April 12, 2008
that would be awesome
kentroyals5 - April 12, 2008
This needs to be done
(works for Lopez and Silva too)
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
linky here
http://www.united-states-flag.com/ven3x5pol.html
if anyone knows where to get 'em cheaper yell at me
Nick S - April 12, 2008
I believe this is a wonderful idea
and should be executed immediately.
BrianL - April 12, 2008
I'm not in Seattle till mid May
so if someone else in town now wants to organize it that'd prob be better. I'd buy one though
Nick S - April 12, 2008
White people are allowed to do this right
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
It's cool, I speak Spanish and I'm pretty tan
Nick S - April 12, 2008
I'm half Cambodian.
That's close, right?
BrianL - April 12, 2008
Sounds like a great idea to me
OlSalty - April 12, 2008
Mariners at .500
Sweet.
ThundaPC - April 12, 2008
Carlos Shiva
rickpo - April 12, 2008
So very fucking disturbing.
BrianL - April 12, 2008
Blame Last Fan of Jose Lopez
I am just the conduit through which he speaks
rickpo - April 12, 2008
Oh my god.
Goose - April 12, 2008
Four arms and none of them with an out pitch
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
The trident arm has a killer split finger
But it is busy holding ... well, you know ... a trident.
rickpo - April 12, 2008
Special Ability: Banning strikeouts from the game.
ThundaPC - April 12, 2008
The trident's a nice touch
OlSalty - April 12, 2008
This is genius
This needs to be added to the LL list of pictures posthaste.
The trident is a godly (har!) touch. Touches on both classical mythology AND M's tradition.
Well done credibly photoshopping those arms in.
Damn...I really really love this pic.
esoteric - April 12, 2008
Thank you soooo much
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 12, 2008
You make the most fucking awesome pictures. Bravo.
redwolf75 - April 12, 2008
I laughed my self to sleep after seeing that picture last night, bravo.
EnglishMariner - April 13, 2008
Sweeeeeeeeeeeep
OlSalty - April 12, 2008
Fuck the Angels!
Great win. Now its Canadians FTS
dbroncos31 - April 12, 2008
And Canadiens FTS
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
Was that ever really in doubt?
ningwers - April 12, 2008
Ten games, zero leads
Hi-larious.
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
When was the last time that Boston beat the Habs?
1985?
ningwers - April 12, 2008
How did Boston even make it?
Mariner John - April 12, 2008
Boring hockey is more successful than Panthers hockey
Jeff Sullivan - April 13, 2008
Did I miss any good GTE today?
BrianL - April 12, 2008
EnglishMariner was about five degrees from Dahmer early on
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
He seems to have a monopoly on GTE.
BrianL - April 12, 2008
I was angry at times, but nothing compared to the JJ Putz BS.
EnglishMariner - April 13, 2008
Oh my GOD I just saw the greatest commercial ever.
Sweet Lou was in an Aquafina spot.
Lou: i'M ONLY OUT HERE SCREAMING AT YOU BECAUSE THE FANS EXPECT ME TO!
Ump: I TOTALY UNDERSTAND!
Lou: I'VE GOT A REPUTATION TO UPHOLD SO CAN YOU THROW ME OUT OF THE GAME?
BrianL - April 12, 2008
Just found the video.
Enjoy
BrianL - April 12, 2008
Made of Awesome
IcebreakerX - April 12, 2008
I miss Lou's rage.....
I wonder how Squinty would handle a terrible call......Crying maybe?
OlSalty - April 12, 2008
I refuse to believe that Squinty was Lou's protege.
BrianL - April 12, 2008
ok, I'm gonna get a replica Rays jersey
should I go Pena or Sonnanstine?
I'm worried that if I get Sonnanstine people are gonna think it's my last name and not a real player.
MFAN - April 12, 2008
I think you shouldnt et a replica
but
sonnanstine.
PShwa - April 12, 2008
$250 vs $90. If it was an M's jersey I'd spend the money
I just can't spend that much on a jersey for a team that isnt my favorite.
MFAN - April 12, 2008
Sonnanstine.
Because it's a fucking cool name.
BrianL - April 12, 2008
Sonnanstine
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
the people have spoken
a Sonnanstine jersey will be purchased.
MFAN - April 12, 2008
to those who went to this game
How was the parking? Had to of been brutal with the Dalai Lama at Qwest Field at the same time
mariners11 - April 12, 2008
Wasn't bad.
BrettJMiller - April 12, 2008
Found a space easily in the Qest parking lot.
Mariner John - April 12, 2008
Just checking in because I"m incredibly drunk.
Fuck yeah, go Sexie!!! Wait. What? Yeah, okay. Fuck. Right. oky. Bye.
Liebkartoffel - April 12, 2008
I like how this place is becoming a weekend hotspot
Jeff Sullivan - April 12, 2008
LL is better than a night club
it doesn't judge by what I am on the outside.
MFAN - April 12, 2008
I am WAAAAAASTED.
And the first thing I thought to do, after my girlfriend retired for the evening, was to check the gamethread.
But I'm not lame, because I play in a rock band.
Right?
Right?
Guys?
Aaron Campeau - April 13, 2008
So am I barred from commenting in these now?
Mariner John - April 12, 2008
Though I heard about this earlier
I'm also not clear what the 18+ thing is about. I missed something.
Gomez - April 13, 2008
nm. the original game thread explains it
I can read. Honest.
Sounds like jest to me.
Gomez - April 13, 2008
What?
It was a joke. I've just realized that people should probably be warned about what they're getting into by clicking on a game thread.
Jeff Sullivan - April 13, 2008
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