why am i still watching? I should just play MLB the show and win 130 games (I traded Silva and Vidro for Adam Jones BTW)
or watch Lost season 3 on bluray, just got in the mail on monday
I posted my friends name and number on m4t. 20 minutes later he gets a phone call:
"Caller: Q, your looking for a tranny?"
"Friend: WTF? NO"
"Caller: Oh cause your listed for that on craigs list"
"Friend: GOD DAMNIT ROBERT"
"Caller: Yeah thats what I figured"
...
awkward silence
....
"Friend: Wait why were you looking at tranny classifieds"
but there was still an outside hope with the easy schedule to start the year..... and since they're getting absolutely owned in the easy part the tough part isn't going to be pretty.
when Bob Melvin and Brian Price were the worst things in a Mariner uniform? Wonder what those two would do for this craptastic team, considering what they've done with Arizona.
To this day, I still don't understand what people's problem with Bob Melvin was.
Besides running Bobby Madritch into the ground. And since he's never done anything remotely close to that again, I chalk it up to rookie manager mistake.
Squinty: Gosh I just don't know what's wrong with this team. Our lineup is filled with veteran hitters who've been through the wars and our pitching rotation is rock solid. I guess the only weak link is the bullpen and those damn kids who just won't learn their roles. I can assure you we're working to address that. Billy's looking over the waiver wire to bring in some veteran talent as we speak.
He put out a Cafepress book last season under "Pedro Calderon", I would have bought it but I didn't want to give that asshole my money, name, or address. I somewhat regret it now though, it would have been funnier than sliced bread..
"I really wish a reporter could get a straight answer why Ichiro needs a sacrifice or hit and run to get to second base. Is it Ichiro afraid of injury or does Mac doesn't want to steal with Ichiro?"
compared to his articles about how the M's were moving to another city (from last year), or that Bavasi was plotting to mentally abusw Jose Lopez because he didn't hand him the starting job in 2005.
This game needs more Roy
Corco - April 14, 2008
Patrick Roy?
Wilder. - April 14, 2008
Roy Hobbs
Corco - April 14, 2008
This game needs less of the Mariners
ningwers - April 14, 2008
And more May 2007 Alfred Jesusson
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
I really hope he rises from the dead
or we're boned
ningwers - April 14, 2008
I would prefer he not be dead to begin with
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
This game needs more offense.
I can't believe I'm certain this team will loose facing only a two run deficit.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
Orbison?
thenatural - April 14, 2008
ROY HOBBS GODDAMMIT
Corco - April 14, 2008
who?
thenatural - April 14, 2008
If you're serious
I hereby revoke your username
Corco - April 14, 2008
BWAHAHAHA I was hoping it was him who posted that..
Awesome.. simply awesome
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
yeah... not serious
although its actually based on this poster that I've had in my room since i was like 4
thenatural - April 14, 2008
Ooooo pretty!
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
if there was ever a player that deserved that nickname
it was Griff.
Matthew - April 14, 2008
Roy Jones Jr
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
Needs more Pat Burrell
Nick S - April 14, 2008
This game needs to acquire Kenny Lofton.
JI - April 14, 2008
Get Greinke on our side bitches
Corco - April 14, 2008
too... confident... to... pitch...
JI - April 14, 2008
Brandon Roy?
Boo Huskies, but yay Blazers
David Piper - April 14, 2008
I hate how all-star'ish teams look against us
Greinke doing his Webb impression, Tony Pena Jr. just got a hit to break an 0-for the season past the first game.. Olivo HR? Jesus.
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
Hit to Tony Pena ?
huh...
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
Ichiro should have nailed Pena in the back with the ball.
Wilder. - April 14, 2008
FUCK THIS SHIT
BRING ME SOME KNUCKLEBALLS
JI - April 14, 2008
Washburn is powerfully boring to watch
We need a drinking game to make his starts more interesting.
JLC - April 14, 2008
For every pitch he throws....
Wilder. - April 14, 2008
game? who needs that
//opens new beer
Matthew - April 14, 2008
Now you're just taunting Jeff
ningwers - April 14, 2008
Jeff cannot drink?
Matthew - April 14, 2008
I'm out of beer
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
Could be worse
My roommate is allergic to Gluten...no beer for him...EVER
(except really obscure Sorghum beer)
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
The only sorghum beer I've tried sucked ass
rickpo - April 14, 2008
That's too bad
Maybe someday they will invent places wherein you can exchange currency for said goods.
Matthew - April 14, 2008
One can only dream..
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
Explain.
ningwers - April 14, 2008
see, when a man loves a woman, and a woman loves a man
she goes out and procures beer for him.
Matthew - April 14, 2008
And yet beer is often a primary factor in acquiring said woman
the circle of life is a beautiful thing
ningwers - April 14, 2008
I wish
it's usually fruity cocktails
and a roofie. Beer would be much cheaper and more endearing.Matthew - April 14, 2008
If you club them in the back of the head in the right spot they lose their free will and you keep your money
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
I was in a rush to get home for the Sens game
FUCK MY EARS
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
proper prior planning prevents piss-poor performance
Matthew - April 14, 2008
The seven P's in life I always say....
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
there's eight actually
but the other one is usually involved in bad decision making.
Matthew - April 14, 2008
I'm going to stab myself to death with my own fingers
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
Epic fail.
ningwers - April 14, 2008
I pound them down when met with competition
JLC - April 14, 2008
Jarrod can't get strike 3 FUCK
LantermanC - April 14, 2008
He already used up his strikeouts for the week
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
Screw you Washburn.
Happybelly - April 14, 2008
FIGHT FIGHT! Come on.. make this game somewhat interesting.
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
You sound like me during the last five or six minutes of the Sens game today
ningwers - April 14, 2008
I was not proud of my behavior
but I'd do it again
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
Yeah
I wonder if all of our calls for death to the opposing teams has put us on any watch lists?
ningwers - April 14, 2008
If so
WATCH THIS MOTHERFUCKERS
(You can't see what I'm doing because it's a visual)
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
NSA is so burned
Matthew - April 14, 2008
It's funny how fast this GT has died.
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
I am betting Washburn has a thing or two to do with it
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
good job Wash
MFAN - April 14, 2008
Take that Royals!
Grass Creek will be ours!!!!
camomilk - April 14, 2008
Pitch count?
Are we up to meltdown yet?
JuliaHope - April 14, 2008
Meltdown meaning.... after the 3rd pitch?
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
Nah, I meant the typical 90 pitch blow up.
JuliaHope - April 14, 2008
He was at 70 before an out was recorded
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
1 pitch away
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
Always 1 pitch away...
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
He has one more pitch
Then he's at 90 and every pitch he throws will go over the wall.
joof - April 14, 2008
ROY
JOHNNY MAC IS CHANNELING MY BRAIN
Corco - April 14, 2008
Corco!!
MFAN - April 14, 2008
Sit down Corco!
We want Dickey!
BrianL - April 14, 2008
Finally Jeeze
bring on Dickey
LantermanC - April 14, 2008
A "mel-meeting"?
Haha, so clever Sims, soo clever.
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
My Toes...
are fucking cold.
PLU Tim - April 14, 2008
Yeah, honestly I'd rather have Dickey
Maybe they're moving Dickey to the rotation so he is unavailable? Please?
Corco - April 14, 2008
It sounded like Mac
was leaning towards putting Dickey in the rotation if Bedard misses a lot of time.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
They did say that according to Jose Romero on Baker's blog..
Dickey could slide in to Bedards spot in the rotation if it is worse than they think
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
must...resist...immature...jokes...
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
goddammit
Corco - April 14, 2008
What slot
do you think Dickey will go into?
LantermanC - April 14, 2008
Well, I've had enough of Baek already, so I approve.
JLC - April 14, 2008
They'll probably bring 'em out for one more inning.
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
God I don't want to see an interview
with Kevin Colabro. He's the only part of the Sonics I'll miss.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
Strike 1 [/Coach]
On that note, where the hell is Coach?
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
I think I scared him away by accident
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
what? how?
He's less scarable awayable than I am!
Corco - April 14, 2008
The second you admit that is the second he returns in all his coachy glory
Robert - April 14, 2008
He's probably lurking here at this very instant.
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
I still don't like you Coach
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
now that's not nice
Corco - April 14, 2008
People often mistake honesty for being mean
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
good point
Corco - April 14, 2008
HAHAHHA
Nice pre-emptive strike
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
Somewhere feeling unloved.
JLC - April 14, 2008
Perhaps he's at the game
Section: I'm going to kill you all
Row: Die.
Seat: None of you will be alive tomorrow morning.
Robert - April 14, 2008
Seriously.. he got a bit crazy the last couple days before he ran away
That was strange
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
Social Anxiety Disorder?
BrianL - April 14, 2008
hahaha
thenatural - April 14, 2008
Richie is so tall!
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
BONE! Hot damn he looks freezing!
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
Fun group of guys, Blowers?
You must have been the clubhouse buzzkill.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
Blowers is probably really fun when he's not on the air.
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
I think Mrs. Blowers would beg to differ.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
WILKERSON FOR UNCONDITIONAL RELEASE WAIVERS
Corco - April 14, 2008
Let's Joh! Let's Joh! Let's Joh! Let's Joh!
I quit.
Wilder. - April 14, 2008
And I screwed that up anyway.
Wilder. - April 14, 2008
At least it wasnt a ground ball, right?
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
WOW
This offense is offensive
OBF - April 14, 2008
Do they have to scream
obscure ethnic slurs every time they leave the box? What does Beltre have against "krauts" anyway?
Liebkartoffel - April 14, 2008
At least get strikeouts so I can feel okay with this indentured servitude
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
I am starting to see the strategy..
Hit it to Grudz over and over until he gets so tired and quits. Big hole on the right side! GENIUS!
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
And hit him, too.
Wilder. - April 14, 2008
It's allllll comin together!
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
Didn't work for HGH.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
There's pitch 90
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
Welcome to the Danger Zone.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
Kenji's OPS+ this year is 2
thenatural - April 14, 2008
2 is a nice number
apart from being a bad OPS+, there are lots of advantages to the number 2.
Corco - April 14, 2008
Did your TI-89 tell you that, you nerd?
Way to have blatant disregard for a human being by defining him only by a number.
JLC - April 14, 2008
Yeah there are all sorts of calculators in my mother's basement at my disposal
thenatural - April 14, 2008
24 points higher than Player A's that one year
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
Wait, we scored?!?
Wilder. - April 14, 2008
Funk fielders choice!
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
On the DP that Ichiro outran, a run scored
thenatural - April 14, 2008
Even the fat girl scores sometimes
ningwers - April 14, 2008
more often than Corco >:(
Corco - April 14, 2008
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
I've said it before, I will say it again, that picture makes me laugh every time.
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
...in fucking tears...
Robert - April 14, 2008
fuck you
this is a sensitive subject :(
Corco - April 14, 2008
clearly, you should bring it up on internet message boards then
Matthew - April 14, 2008
THIS ISN'T A BOARD
Corco - April 14, 2008
Don't worry,
It gets less sensitive with use.
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
So does his hand.
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
That's a sin
Corco - April 14, 2008
YOU CAUSED BEDARD'S HIP INJURY
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TOUCH YOURSELF
//Catholic Guilt
JI - April 14, 2008
Want a tissue, Petunia?
JLC - April 14, 2008
no i'd rather have
her
Corco - April 14, 2008
We know how this goes
subthread closed
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Jeff wins the fucking thread and then some.
JI - April 14, 2008
This explains a lot...
Wilder. - April 14, 2008
Why do you think god made beer?
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
Indeed
To prepare the poor wingman for his duty to jump on the grenade
ningwers - April 14, 2008
when the hell am I going to get that Purple Heart anyways?!
Matthew - April 14, 2008
Not sure about the Purple Heart
but there's a good chance that at least some of your extremities may turn purple under her mighty girth
ningwers - April 14, 2008
BAD MEMORIES!!!
Matthew - April 14, 2008
As someone who's benefited from a wingman's service
I for one salute you, sir
ningwers - April 14, 2008
Dear God this game is boring
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
J-ROD THE WASHBURNINATOR
Corco - April 14, 2008
Surprise Arizona
I bet that name leads to a lot of really annoying vacation phone calls.
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
KKKKKK!!!!!
A bad outing nonetheless
thenatural - April 14, 2008
A quality start if he makes it through 6 IP and only 3 runs scored.
Wilder. - April 14, 2008
You know they're going to praise this as a stellar outing from Wash, right?
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
in all honesty, it's not that bad
I think.
I really haven't been paying attention.
Matthew - April 14, 2008
It's not bad,
He looks like shit, but he's struggling through. The problem I have is they're going to talk about how awesome he was.
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
this is only a problem if you listen to conventional media
I've pretty much cut it out of my entire life except for forays to FJM and UEFA.com
I don't read a newspaper, don't watch TV news, don't read sports coverage except for blogs...
Matthew - April 14, 2008
I do that with all media but sports media
Maybe it's time to stop suckleing the mariners propaganda teet.
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
He DID strike out 6 through 6!
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
6 K's
Jon Garland might get that by the all-star break.
MFAN - April 14, 2008
of 2012
ningwers - April 14, 2008
On the Gregorian calendar?
Fat chance.
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
Kburn!
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
"Need some help from the offense"
Hmmm.. Not too sure about that one Sims.
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
Morse...
had that same play in RF last night......
He broke his shoulder trying.
PLU Tim - April 14, 2008
Really he did us all a favor there
In the long run
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
Not Morse's fault
it's Ichi's fault, he hurts the team by not covering left and right field when Ibanez and Morse are in
LantermanC - April 14, 2008
Well...Washburn hasn't
been horrible. Much more the offense's fault.
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
Well not too bad
But any time you get taken yard by Miguel Olivo, you can't be too satisfied with the work thats been done
thenatural - April 14, 2008
ANOTHER GOD DAMN GROUNDER TO GRUDZIELANEK
Can we stop that please?
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
Score another for Grudz.
Wilder. - April 14, 2008
Miguel Olivo?
...seriously?
I thought it was part of my pass-out-for-25-minutes dream
cwel87 - April 14, 2008
He had a lil smirk rounding third too..
Smug prick.
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
Welcome back.
Wilder. - April 14, 2008
I had a dream last night where they combined cigars and ice cream.
I'm still trying to figure out if that's brilliantly crazy or crazy brilliant.
Matthew - April 14, 2008
I am going to go with.. Yes.
Take it how you will.
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
See Bourdain, Anthony @ French Laundry
Tobacco Sorbet
Hit By Pitch Brewing Company - April 14, 2008
Every time someone hits a grounder to Grudz.
Chug until he completes the play.
JLC - April 14, 2008
Be sure to keep emergency services on speed dial.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
This reminds me
How in the hell do we not have a drinking game at LL?
Goose - April 14, 2008
We're old enough not to need reasons
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
There is one
Its called "Drink until you can't feel feelings"
thenatural - April 14, 2008
GTE causes enough drinking as is.
That being said - I fully endorse this idea
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
My Weaver/Meche drinking game was potentially fatal.
JI - April 14, 2008
And to think Baltimore, TB & KC seemed so nice 2 months ago.
Yeah Ichiro!
DP Loves YuBet - April 14, 2008
Ichiro really is amazing.
He's the reason to tune in night after night.
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
Ichirally.
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
Dear Lopez
Ignore Pentland. Please pull the ball.
Thank you
Everyone.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
I wasn't able to catch this game, but judging from the
scoreboard it looks dumb. And boring.
Liebkartoffel - April 14, 2008
Especially the former
but especially the latter
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
DING DING DING!
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
scrub, rinse, repeat until October
Matthew - April 14, 2008
Corco ripping taking place above
please join in
Robert - April 14, 2008
Oddly enough begun by Corco himself
ningwers - April 14, 2008
oddly?
JI - April 14, 2008
Duly retracted
ningwers - April 14, 2008
There ARE some magnificent subthreads though!
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
For as bad as the game has been
this has been an entertaining GT
ningwers - April 14, 2008
That's essentially correct
Corco - April 14, 2008
Oh wow... Just.. wow.
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
Heh. Double play.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
Fuck.
Happybelly - April 14, 2008
fuck it all to hell
LantermanC - April 14, 2008
Lame
thenatural - April 14, 2008
At least our double plays are getting more creative
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
Still involved Grudz.
Wilder. - April 14, 2008
askljksjklas
PLU Tim - April 14, 2008
nice camera view assface
fuck everything the Mariners do
MFAN - April 14, 2008
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Goose - April 14, 2008
Hooray for putting the game in motion
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
My favorite part is how that goes into the record books as a GIDP
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
man,
just go away Mac. I don't even care how anymore.
Matthew - April 14, 2008
Ichiro for Player/Manager!
BrianL - April 14, 2008
But he's putting the game in motion!
That's good, right? It was one of our goals out of spring training!
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
Except that runs contrary to goal #2
which was "don't suck"
JLC - April 14, 2008
Which is contrary to goal #1
Be family friendly
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
Aw, it's cute that you actually thought
we had "goals" going into the season.
Liebkartoffel - April 14, 2008
Well my Yuni Bomber shirt finally got shipped
as confirmed just now by customer service after 2 weeks... so theres a silver lining I guess, for me at least
thenatural - April 14, 2008
How do we get one of these?
Wilder. - April 14, 2008
Go to the LL Store
link on the main page I think?
thenatural - April 14, 2008
Mental Signal'd
ThundaPC - April 14, 2008
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
Green is gonna be dead by July
MFAN - April 14, 2008
There going to pitch him the rest of this game
and then he'll start tomorrow, and when his arm falls off they'll send him down
ack - April 14, 2008
There goes our matchups that we wanted.
JLC - April 14, 2008
Oh good Green again
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
He's got more veteran grit than Dickey.
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
Hey look Sean Green's pitching.
Five bucks he's going to pitch the three remaining innings and be sent down to AA tomorrow.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
Now imagine what its gonna be like
When we go up against say Beckett or Sabathia. Now that will be depressing.
vkut79 - April 14, 2008
so...who goes in the 8th? Green?
Corco - April 14, 2008
They'll pitch him the rest of the game
and when he gets rocked after throwing 50 pitches, they'll send him to Everett to work it out
thenatural - April 14, 2008
Awesome.. Let's bring in Green - why not
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
Green will have more IP than Bedard by July
Can't wait.
DP Loves YuBet - April 14, 2008
what do you mean by? He's only 3.1 IP behind
Matthew - April 14, 2008
So much for Mac's rule
of running out the pitcher who just warmed up...Corcoran...
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
The A's DFA'd Fernando Hernandez
Damn straight.
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
who?
Corco - April 14, 2008
Who's that?
vkut79 - April 14, 2008
who??? Did I miss something?
MFAN - April 14, 2008
I probably should've explained that he threw me off one time as F. Hernandez
That would've made this make more sense
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
I thought it might be something like that
MFAN - April 14, 2008
Don't know who that is but that's a fantastic name for a ballplayer
Nick S - April 14, 2008
It needs to be more white
Why do you think the A's DFA'd him?
JLC - April 14, 2008
Reliever.
ThundaPC - April 14, 2008
Hyphen sighting.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
RR-S needs to head to the team store and buy himself a Green jersey.
Goose - April 14, 2008
Hahaha
ningwers - April 14, 2008
and he just got himself an EOF jersey too
ack - April 14, 2008
Going back-to-back days is a requirement.
ThundaPC - April 14, 2008
Holy shit
Is that asshat actually squinting with sunglasses on?
JLC - April 14, 2008
Green didn't pitch yesterday
why is he being in the game such a big deal?
Potatoes and Corcoran pitched yesterday.
MfaninAlaska - April 14, 2008
He pitched 40 due to GMJ two days ago
I shan't need to explain the rest
cwel87 - April 14, 2008
Green looks tired. Weird.
r0ry - April 14, 2008
Walkathon
IcebreakerX - April 14, 2008
Walking John Buck?
RED FLAG RED FLAG EXHAUSTED
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
Mariners on their way to being 0-3 in games that they never have lead in
Robert - April 14, 2008
impressive
Corco - April 14, 2008
Does any team have a winning record for games they never lead in?
ThundaPC - April 14, 2008
It'd be impressive
Not even the laws of mathematics can defeat them
ningwers - April 14, 2008
And the Mariners trail 3 to 7i...
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
speaking on complex numbers
...
Matthew - April 14, 2008
Depends on the bribe.
Liebkartoffel - April 14, 2008
It's possible to win a game
one has never led in. Say it goes scoreless for 18 innings, and one manager eventually forfeits.
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
I was wrong. Jeff doesn't win the thread.
hahahahahahahahaha
JI - April 14, 2008
No take-backs
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
If you take out all those games, they're 6-5.
Mariner John - April 15, 2008
Are we going to have to wait until October before Squinty is fired?
BrianL - April 14, 2008
October of what year?
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
a Johnson v. a Bocock
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
Needs Mocock
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
Fantastic.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
hahaha
Corco - April 14, 2008
It's too bad Randy johnson never got to pitch to Rusty Kuntz.
JI - April 14, 2008
Bring in the knuckleballer to defend the bunt!
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
Unreal...
PLU Tim - April 14, 2008
This is fun...
thenatural - April 14, 2008
Liar.
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
Mac's making a pitching change?
Shock.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
wow
MFAN - April 14, 2008
Green has the worst luck, I swear
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
RJ with 7 K's, 4 walks, and 1 ER through 4....
Goose - April 14, 2008
Errr I guess none of those runs are earned.
Goose - April 14, 2008
"Totally crazy"
thenatural - April 14, 2008
So...uh...our bullpen sucks.
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
Both of those singles were poorly hit
Green's always a little wild but he pitched fine.
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
Yes, I know
I'm just wishing we could come in and shut teams down at times.
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
Green didn't do that badly.
Though I want to remind people yet again that Norm Charlton sucks.
CapSea - April 14, 2008
Haha Simms is so sad
And Blowers too.
vkut79 - April 14, 2008
So this is fun
I should have stayed asleep
cwel87 - April 14, 2008
Or had a rhinoplasty
cwel87 - April 14, 2008
No problem, we'll just bring in
one of our stud set up tandem of Raffy Soriano and GS52. Oh...wait...shit...
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
Why does Wilkerson look so slow.
Does he just run funny or has his speed dropped?
CapSea - April 14, 2008
His body's kind of fallen apart over the years
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
like Discobolos?
Matthew - April 14, 2008
Quite a lot like that
SUBTLE SUBTLE HINTS
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
(WINK WINK)
Matthew - April 14, 2008
FUCK FUCK
cwel87 - April 14, 2008
So I was somewhat dissappointed that my soccer game was going
to run over game time tonight. Now.... yeah, not so mcuh.
Matthew - April 14, 2008
Lucky bastard
ningwers - April 14, 2008
God I miss George Sherrill.
JLC - April 14, 2008
I miss Erik Bedard
and my childhood friend Professor Happiness, who hasn't made too many visits over the years.
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
that's disturbing out of context
it's not that much better even with context.
Matthew - April 14, 2008
He brought me popsicles
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
STRANGER DANGER
JI - April 14, 2008
Did you watch the Little League World Series with him?
BrianL - April 14, 2008
JI - April 14, 2008
I discovered that Family Guy is actually funny on mute
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
and acid
Matthew - April 14, 2008
About 70% of the time it's funny with the sound on too.
JI - April 14, 2008
like the start of Saving Private Ryan
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
You laughed too?
People were giving me funny looks.
Matthew - April 14, 2008
Yeah, it's right up there with Grave of the Fireflies as best comedy ever
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 14, 2008
Schindler's List.
No doubter.
Matthew - April 14, 2008
I beat you to it
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
the hell you did
Matthew - April 14, 2008
They sell the candies the girl was eating in Japan
They have a picture of her little starving face on it. Priceless.
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
That was actually the saddest movie I've ever seen
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 14, 2008
Agreed.
I own it.
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
My buddy got taken to that movie the day he graduated from boot camp
That was funny
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
You know the final credits of Schindler's List?
Laugh. Riot.
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
erotic too
JI - April 14, 2008
I reccomend this comment.
JI - April 14, 2008
Yeah, I wasn't really sure what to do with it.
JLC - April 14, 2008
if you ask Professor Happiness
he's "more than happy" to show you what to do with it.
Matthew - April 14, 2008
I'm sorry I said this
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
You really set yourself up on that one...
thenatural - April 14, 2008
We're not
ningwers - April 14, 2008
You really set yourself up on that one...
thenatural - April 14, 2008
But especially this one
ningwers - April 14, 2008
Read the comment, 34 seconds later I have stopped laughing.
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
It's for the best.
There's about a 97% chance anybody named "Professor Happiness" is a pedo.
Liebkartoffel - April 14, 2008
next time throw it at Olivo's head
MFAN - April 14, 2008
This'll probably go down as another bullpen implosion
when we look at the papers tomorrow. No mention of the missing offense yet again.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
It will end up 7-4 or something
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
7-4 M's!!
Yeah.
r0ry - April 14, 2008
ROY
Corco - April 14, 2008
At least I'll have BSG Razor downloaded by the time the game is over.
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
I have Knocked Up downloading right now thanks to the subthread in the first game thread
That will be done when this is over.. bright side!
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
I got busted by comcast for dowloading that twice
Robert - April 14, 2008
Ruh Roh
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
How did you get busted exactly?
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
torrent tracker
Robert - April 14, 2008
I'm on Verizon FiOS.
It is made of win.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
Please explain
I download a lot of stuff, and don't want to go to jail
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
What happened? Marginal fine?
cwel87 - April 14, 2008
This is much more interesting than the game going on
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
Nasty letter
I've gotten 4 or 5 of them so far. Hasn't escalated yet
Robert - April 14, 2008
That's barrels of fun
Corco - April 14, 2008
Good thing I never check my mail.. :-\
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
No shit?
Comcast tracks downloads? Did they know what you downloaded? What did they do to you?
PLU Tim - April 14, 2008
They track downloads?
My old high school physics teacher goes "uh oh."
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
This is awful watching from the east coast
I can't keep staying up for games like this.
DP Loves YuBet - April 14, 2008
you shouldn't.
Free yourself, my friend. Go to sleep.
CapSea - April 14, 2008
At least you're not in England
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
This is the sort of game any sensible Englishman sleeps through
Graham MacAree - April 15, 2008
I feel your pain
Jersey here. It sucks.
But, that's why New Castle Brown Ale 12-packs were created. For the sorry east coasters who root for the M's.
cwel87 - April 14, 2008
IIRC that was their original slogan..
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
newcastle in bottles?
not a fan.
Matthew - April 14, 2008
It's glorious
cwel87 - April 14, 2008
I'm also a beer enthusiant and a dire alcoholic
So take it for what you will.
cwel87 - April 14, 2008
Bottled Newcastle = slumming
appropriate every once in a while.
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
Like right now
Watching this offense do it's work
cwel87 - April 14, 2008
So... it's the drunk bar slut of beers
ningwers - April 14, 2008
I have three empties sitting right here on my desk
its been quite a night
ack - April 14, 2008
...
Beer?
ningwers - April 14, 2008
I love Newcastle
but I've never liked it bottled. It tastes noticeably different to me over tap.
Matthew - April 14, 2008
It's much better on tap
ningwers - April 14, 2008
hahaha good point.
..help numbs the pain of no offense
DP Loves YuBet - April 14, 2008
When Sexson catches pop outs
he makes the catch a fraction of a second sooner than most other first basemen.
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
He saves time and therefore money.. Richie is worth every penny!
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
Adds up...
over the course of a season. Saves pitchers 10s of calories over the course of a season. That gives them more energy to last longer.
PLU Tim - April 14, 2008
16,751 attendance hahaha
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
But they just said that was a good crowd!
They wouldn't lie to us, would they?
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
I wonder if we'll see Lowe again before JJ gets back
ack - April 14, 2008
Haha
I totally forgot he was on the team, it's been a while. The things Johnny Mac can make you forget
LantermanC - April 14, 2008
The thrill of victory?
ningwers - April 14, 2008
Eh, he pitched on Friday.
Teej - April 14, 2008
Our offense sucks
why am i still watching? I should just play MLB the show and win 130 games (I traded Silva and Vidro for Adam Jones BTW)
or watch Lost season 3 on bluray, just got in the mail on monday
LantermanC - April 14, 2008
I always end up playing a game or two on MLB 2k8 after a shitty Mariners game
Just so I can make correct decisions and win a game..
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
Nice work, Hyphen.
ThundaPC - April 14, 2008
Pretty minimal damage there
thenatural - April 14, 2008
Thanks Butler you moron
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
RRS is awesome
I still like our bullpen
LantermanC - April 14, 2008
RRS -- pretty rusty.
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
3-0 count?
THE POTATO FAMINE SPREADS!
IcebreakerX - April 14, 2008
...wait, our bullpen didn't blow up.
EOF IS THE REASON WE LOST EVERY GAME! SEE WHAT HAPPENED JUST NOW, ONLY ONE RUN SCORED. EOF WOULD HAVE LET EVERYONE SCORE!
SEE I WAS RIGHT! EOF SUCKS!
We'll be seeing that tomorrow.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
Go back to the PI boards noob!!!!!11!!!!
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
RRS is still a badass....
I hope he gets ton of aussie poon when he goes home.
PLU Tim - April 14, 2008
Maybe if he played a real sport
Like Rugby
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
When do you guys think we will see Rhodes?
Sometime this series or next?
DP Loves YuBet - April 14, 2008
9th inning.
To close if we miraculously take the lead.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
In Yankee Stadium
Repeatedly
Robert - April 14, 2008
Good save, Sims
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
His endless optimism is a god send for a team as frustrating to watch as this one
ningwers - April 14, 2008
I wish I could hear him ask WHO WANTS TO SEX MUTOMBO
just once. It's my dying wish.
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
Contact the make a wish foundation
make that your first wish after wishing for infinite wishes.
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
It would be his third wish
After wishing for a lifetime with Eliza Dushku
dbroncos31 - April 14, 2008
No, only the prime years
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
Good thinking
Its always good to be clear with these genies
dbroncos31 - April 14, 2008
2,3,5,7,11,13,17,19,23,31, etc?
Graham MacAree - April 17, 2008
Especially 13
rawr
Jeff Sullivan - April 17, 2008
I want to see the CURVE
Unfortunately he doesn't have it tonight
Susheel Ramasahayam - April 14, 2008
At least the offense isnt fuckin around.. finishing this game quickly.
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
Mariners rack disciprine
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 14, 2008
Jesus Greinke is unstoppable
dbroncos31 - April 14, 2008
And his brother Zach is pretty good
dbroncos31 - April 14, 2008
lol, this game was worth this comment.
Wilder. - April 14, 2008
Zack Christ is not
Corco - April 14, 2008
We need to send more than one batter up there at once
it'll make Greinke more socially anxious
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
Just tried that with Pepe and Jose..
Didn't work.
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
If Greinke was Joe Saunders I'd shove a pencil into my eye
MFAN - April 14, 2008
"Grienke grinding on the Mariners"
Sims rehearses this stuff. I am convinced of it.
JLC - April 14, 2008
the mute button
does wonders for tolerating watchign the Mariners.
MfaninAlaska - April 14, 2008
Hey Dave Sims rocks
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
Sims I tolerate
Niehaus is who I mute.
MfaninAlaska - April 14, 2008
Blasphemer
thenatural - April 14, 2008
Nevermind then
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
Is there some sort of button
that allows you to keep hearing Niehaus but makes him just a teensy bit more comprehensible?
Liebkartoffel - April 14, 2008
I did the same thing.
Watching "Crash" on TV because that is better than listening to my computer tell me we suck every damn moment.
Wilder. - April 14, 2008
I'd rather be told I suck every four seconds than watch that film again.
Teej - April 14, 2008
It's a tossup, but we have plenty of sucking to appreciate the rest of the season.
When I finish this movie, I won't be tempted to watch it for another 6 months.
Wilder. - April 14, 2008
Dave is a poet
You are made of evil
cwel87 - April 14, 2008
Sims is awesome.
Teej - April 14, 2008
So I can keep watching this game
or I can start watching Ghost in the Shell again.
Shitty game, or animated cyberpunk epic?
BrianL - April 14, 2008
The show is far superior to the movie
It's more true to the tone of the Manga, and a lot better to watch.
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
Agreed.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
this reminds of 2005
except without the beating kansas city part
Robert - April 14, 2008
and without Snelling or Soriano.
CapSea - April 14, 2008
She isn't as hot as some of the other rally fry girls
Corco - April 14, 2008
ROY
Corco - April 14, 2008
5 year olds might not.. but I think that Dad might
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
Great.
Now we're going to do pedophile jokes.
JLC - April 14, 2008
It reached that point with the Mr. Happiness thread..
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
That's Professor Happiness to you
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
Or just to you......?
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
He had a doctorate in deflowering?
ningwers - April 14, 2008
No
a pathetic masters
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
That's just lazy
What's become of our nations pedophiles?
ningwers - April 14, 2008
With the economy the way it is these days...
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
This reminds me of Mr. Pal (South Park)
The guy who goes to see Jimmy when he starts getting random boners... "and if you'd like, we can take off our shirts and kiss"
thenatural - April 14, 2008
Old enough to bleed
old enough to breed
Robert - April 14, 2008
Thought the R was an L and i laughed.
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
I love the classics.
JI - April 14, 2008
If that little bitch doesn't lose some weight dreaming's as close as she'll ever get to a boy
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
I was just thinking that
Corco - April 14, 2008
well, if she doesn't
you can always look her up in 15 years and take care of that problem you mentioned above.
Matthew - April 14, 2008
dude if I get that desparate
seattle.craigslist.org is my friend
Corco - April 14, 2008
I'm gonna corco bait you on craigs list
Robert - April 14, 2008
haha that will fail
Corco - April 14, 2008
www4m
Like moths to a spotlight
Robert - April 14, 2008
holy fuck Robert is on fucking fire
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
JI - April 14, 2008
Mmmm...BBWs
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
with 5 kids, no money, and an aversion to showering
Corco - April 14, 2008
And Newcastle in bottles
WOOOOOO
cwel87 - April 14, 2008
How do you know of this fact?
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
*cough*
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
I check occasionally
Anytime there are available single girls always check the source. It's remotely possible a diamond will show up in the rough
Corco - April 14, 2008
You are joking
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
Sadly, I have a feeling this is more serious than not
thenatural - April 14, 2008
Keep believing that Jeff
It'll help you sleep
ningwers - April 14, 2008
More likely a rough will show up in the diamond.
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
Wait
What?
cwel87 - April 14, 2008
"Sexy 21 year old blonde chick looking for a good time"
turns into "400 pound 40 year old pedo looking to rape horny college men."
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
More like
55 year old dude with tits and backhair looking for a cheap thrill...
JI - April 14, 2008
Hot
dbroncos31 - April 14, 2008
Holy mother of God
That is all
cwel87 - April 14, 2008
Screenshots
we require proof
JLC - April 14, 2008
Somehow, despite this game, this is turning into the greatest game thread in LL history.
JI - April 14, 2008
I was just typing that its own thread..
Total agreeance.
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
More like in spite of
cwel87 - April 14, 2008
I think piss poor games require us to entertain ourselves more
ningwers - April 14, 2008
Exactly
dbroncos31 - April 14, 2008
I've never met a girl
and I've never listed myself, I just occasionally browse the listings
Corco - April 14, 2008
But see, that's really pathetic
You go to college.
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
yeah I browse those girls too
Corco - April 14, 2008
browse=drunkenly fondle them
dbroncos31 - April 14, 2008
Do you ever, you know, *talk* to girls?
Like in person and stuff.
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
oh yeah that too
Corco - April 14, 2008
Less browsing
More test drives
ningwers - April 14, 2008
Sign and drive?
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
sign *THEN* drive!
Matthew - April 14, 2008
If she's deaf
I suppose so
ningwers - April 14, 2008
Hahahahaha
dbroncos31 - April 14, 2008
Good fucking Jesus
*dying*
JI - April 14, 2008
i approve of this
Matthew - April 14, 2008
This is the greatest thread in LL history
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
Matt Thornton had to die someday.
JI - April 14, 2008
I'm done even responding
I'm just trying my hardest to take it all in
cwel87 - April 14, 2008
I'm just sitting here laughing my ass off.
Goose - April 14, 2008
Me too.
Wilder. - April 14, 2008
Very hilarious!
Sadly I am too late to join in.
Fin - April 14, 2008
New meme born?
Wilder. - April 14, 2008
If by "browse," you mean
"touch yourself in front of," then yes.
Liebkartoffel - April 14, 2008
Holy shit. Classic.
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
Those are the boys you take home to ma.
JI - April 14, 2008
I am reccomending this entire FanThread or whatever the fuck it's called
Brilliance
cwel87 - April 14, 2008
21 year old hot blonde looking for road sign cos play
Robert - April 14, 2008
when this girl shows up
my life will be completed
Corco - April 14, 2008
I've always wanted to do binary cos play
I'll 1 your 0
Robert - April 14, 2008
favorite craigs list prank
I posted my friends name and number on m4t. 20 minutes later he gets a phone call:
"Caller: Q, your looking for a tranny?"
"Friend: WTF? NO"
"Caller: Oh cause your listed for that on craigs list"
"Friend: GOD DAMNIT ROBERT"
"Caller: Yeah thats what I figured"
...
awkward silence
....
"Friend: Wait why were you looking at tranny classifieds"
Robert - April 14, 2008
Hahahaha
classic
dbroncos31 - April 14, 2008
OH shit that is hilarious. I will have to remember to do this sometime.
Wilder. - April 14, 2008
Hilarious!
Plus Corco, I am in college, you shouldn't need Craigslist man, maybe 10-20 years you will. For now, use the "im related to a seattle mariner" line.
Fin - April 14, 2008
yes Blowers, I'm sure that sign will get us runs
especially when we're pitching.
MFAN - April 14, 2008
I think Vidro needs to stop eating the rally fries
chunk
DP Loves YuBet - April 14, 2008
Seems like "Guys" would have been a better rhyme for "Fries"
but they went with "Boys"... a curious choice
thenatural - April 14, 2008
not curious. stupid.
Matthew - April 14, 2008
Yes... that too
thenatural - April 14, 2008
not necessarily
they may have intentionally decided that the rhyme would have taken away the youthful innocence of a 5 year old
Corco - April 14, 2008
This team is playing very sub par-iner
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 14, 2008
Oh thank god...rally fries
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
Yeah, lets get this KC rally going
thenatural - April 14, 2008
We're saved.
CapSea - April 14, 2008
So obviously Teahen and the team are witholding
Zach's meds again
dbroncos31 - April 14, 2008
I <3 Wyoming.
CapSea - April 14, 2008
I would like to visit Wyoming
Never been there. Maybe even Battle Creek, where it seems to be a split between M's and KC fans.
Fin - April 14, 2008
Grass Creek fool!
Matthew - April 14, 2008
Sorry.
I knew it was something Creek, didn't feel like checking.
Fin - April 14, 2008
The parents totally made that sign for her.
Fuck that shit, Rally Fries degrade us all.
JI - April 14, 2008
Make sure Halo Heaven doesn't get a hold of this one.
Fin - April 14, 2008
Their 5 year olds are being touched by
CapSea - April 14, 2008
Michael Jackson
That was supposed to finish that comment. I'm not sure what happened to it.
CapSea - April 14, 2008
Pops is smiling nervously. What's he hiding?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 14, 2008
That sign was actually made of the blood of a 5-year-old boy his daughter was thinking about??
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
Pops looks like Jeff Foxworthy
MFAN - April 14, 2008
You know you're a redneck when you DIE DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
Corco is pretty good
If I were a GM I'd hire Bavasi to build my bullpen.
MFAN - April 14, 2008
Bulid but have zero trade authority
DP Loves YuBet - April 14, 2008
Antonetti for GM '09!
and Bavasi for Bullpen GM.
Fin - April 14, 2008
YOU ARE NOT A GOOD SHORTSTOP YUBET
Corco - April 14, 2008
YOU ARE MAKING ROY L00K BAD
Corco - April 14, 2008
Annnnnd the team gives up.
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
Fuck, Jose
thenatural - April 14, 2008
That's money in the bank.
A defective piggy bank.
CapSea - April 14, 2008
The ol' statue of liberty
YuBet wasn't ready for it.
DP Loves YuBet - April 14, 2008
"Money in the bank"
I blame you for this, Dave
ningwers - April 14, 2008
Sucking makes the alcohol that much easier to swallow
I don't even care anymore, innuendo at will
cwel87 - April 14, 2008
Oh come on don't boo Lopez on that one.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
J.Lo is not very good.
Last Fan! Defend!!!
CapSea - April 14, 2008
He's found better discipline and is a super defender and kills puppy punters
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 14, 2008
Score.
Way to be on the ball.
CapSea - April 14, 2008
Also this video was actually about Lopez:
JoLo
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 14, 2008
That was prompt.
Kudos.
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
Not really sure what people are booing on that
thenatural - April 14, 2008
Randy Johnson's final line:
5.0 IP
3 R(0 ER)
7 K's
3 BB's
2 hits
Goose - April 14, 2008
Not a bad line, all things considered.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
Would of been better had the defense not decided to take a shit for 3 innings.
Goose - April 14, 2008
Did he end up with more balls than strikes?
JI - April 14, 2008
Pretty close.
Goose - April 14, 2008
I think Randy defined the term
"effectively wild"
ack - April 14, 2008
I just had a flashback to 1992.
JI - April 14, 2008
Still good despite his age.
It's too bad there is a strained relationship between M's and him, they could use his ultra-veteran grit.
Fin - April 14, 2008
Annnnnd this sucks.
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
I don't mind losing
But good lord is this team flat right now.
ThundaPC - April 14, 2008
DICKEY'S WARMING UP!
BrianL - April 14, 2008
Yeah, this is not going to be a good season.
All I could think was "uh-oh, someone's about to stroke a long one."
CapSea - April 14, 2008
GIVE ME DICKEY! GIVE ME MY KNUCKLEBALLS!
JI - April 14, 2008
DICKEY DICKEY DICKEY DICKEY
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
God dammit MFAN
-- you jinxed Corco.
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
This game just might take a turn for the entertaining
ningwers - April 14, 2008
Corcoran says fuck the defense
I'll just doing it myself. I like this fella
marinator - April 14, 2008
Heart of the Lineup!!!
Comeback Time, Baby
thenatural - April 14, 2008
Strikeout, load the bases with singles, hit into GIDP.
That's what'll happen.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
Hopefully they just don't tease us
like they did all last season with pseudo-comebacks.
Fin - April 14, 2008
Gooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mariners!!!
CapSea - April 14, 2008
Let's start a charity to raise money...
and pay off Sexson's contract when he is cut.
DP Loves YuBet - April 14, 2008
Better... Let's start that,
but instead use the 7 or 8 million dollars and divide it amongst ourselves.
CapSea - April 14, 2008
At least Greinke is cool
ThundaPC - April 14, 2008
IT TAKES TWO TO MAKE A THING GO RI-IGHT
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
Come on Zack
do something a crazy person would do
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
Willing subject themselves to an entire season of Mariners baseball?
ningwers - April 14, 2008
Willingly*
ningwers - April 14, 2008
There's crazy and there's suicidal...
Wait, nevermind I think he's both
thenatural - April 14, 2008
No beer and no good hockey make Jeff something something
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
Go crazy?
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
Don't mind if I do!
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
I tried to get an image of Marge reacting to that...
Theres some pretty interesting Simpson's porn pictures if you do an image search with no filter...
thenatural - April 14, 2008
You say interesting, I say terrifying.
Of course this does reveal the fact that I have, indeed, seen Simpsons porn, but oh well.
Liebkartoffel - April 14, 2008
To each his own, I guess...
thenatural - April 14, 2008
Fuck Hitler
I think the longer a LL subthread goes, the chance porn is mentioned nears to 1:1.
JI - April 14, 2008
Yeah but that was just a casual observation
porn was already mentioned a long time ago anyways
thenatural - April 14, 2008
Coach Owens?
ningwers - April 14, 2008
No, wait
That'd be no good taste in hockey
ningwers - April 14, 2008
YOU LOOK LIKE A FISH
Robert - April 14, 2008
I WILL CATCH YOU WITH A 100LB ROD AND HOOK
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
Insert "no friends"
and you're close.
Liebkartoffel - April 14, 2008
Panda sad...
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
Now I feel bad
I just wanted to make fun of his and dislike of beer and love of the Red Wings
ningwers - April 14, 2008
a chemist?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 14, 2008
My girlfriend who is learning baseball just watched Wilk hit...
And said, "who is that, he sucks"
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
She's wrong
He's the best RF in the AL.
Garces - April 14, 2008
Oh ballsack
That summed it all up right there.
marinator - April 14, 2008
Good God
we can't buy an extra-base hit today.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
FUCK THAT
MFAN - April 14, 2008
Fuck this, I'm going to get some sleep.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
Wait is Dickey pitching this inning?
I'll stay up for that.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
what a load of syphilis
Matthew - April 14, 2008
FUCKING KENNY LOFTON
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
I hate you Safeco
ack - April 14, 2008
I feel like I just had an abortion through the eyeballs
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
Where's your rally fries now?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 14, 2008
so we have a potential 9th inning matchup of
Gobble and Dickey
....
Matthew - April 14, 2008
lawl
JI - April 14, 2008
On a related subject, not enough people employ the term "cockgobbler"
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
I'm more a sausage smoker myself.
JI - April 14, 2008
Uhhh....
:-\
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
My reaction too
Fin - April 14, 2008
English Mariner came to my mind first.
Wilder. - April 14, 2008
I approve of this message
cwel87 - April 14, 2008
Believe it or not, but I actually use that term way too much.
I kinda wish most Office Space jokes would die, but cockgobbler should never go away.
Teej - April 14, 2008
LOL
Fin - April 14, 2008
I hate Safco
...oh sure, let Miguel Olivo hit one out but not Yuni.
ThundaPC - April 14, 2008
DICKEY!
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
I hope Dickey stays up.
badass
DP Loves YuBet - April 14, 2008
...
Me too?
ningwers - April 14, 2008
Dickey time!
I'll stick around for this.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
Dickey time!
ThundaPC - April 14, 2008
EAT DICKEY, SUCKERS
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
One out
and I already love him
LantermanC - April 14, 2008
stands look rather empty
Matthew - April 14, 2008
Were they ever filled?
Wilder. - April 14, 2008
Its a Monday night against the KC Royals
I would bet not.
Fin - April 14, 2008
that's what your mom never said about her vagina
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
Wow Jeff.. went for it all right there!
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
He needs a beer
ningwers - April 14, 2008
Are you sure you didn't start the night without any beer in the fridge?
Wilder. - April 14, 2008
Whats with you and the sex jokes tonight?
Fortunately they have been good.
Fin - April 14, 2008
For some reason, this "Dickey" guy blows
in and everybody's just sex, sex, sex. It really makes you throb...er, think.
Liebkartoffel - April 14, 2008
good show ol' chap
you really bollocksed my bells there!
Matthew - April 14, 2008
Let's not be mardy
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
Needs more Flapping Dickey
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
Seems like hes curving to the right today...
thenatural - April 14, 2008
87-88 Fastball and a knuckler.. love it
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
Jesus he's got a lot of movement
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
I like Dickey
and not in a gay way
marinator - April 14, 2008
I don't care if the way I like him is gay
I just love him,
LantermanC - April 14, 2008
That was sick.
CapSea - April 14, 2008
DICKEY DICKEY DICKEY DICKEY!!!
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
Meh.
That's pretty much my reaction to Dickey.
Goose - April 14, 2008
you have no soul
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
Apparently.
I'm just not enamored with the knuckleball like everybody else is.
And it remains to be seen weather he's actually any good. His career would suggest otherwise so far.
Goose - April 14, 2008
Dickey in
game sexier
Nick S - April 14, 2008
I'm guessing these pitches that MLB keeps calling changeups, sliders and curves
are in fact Knucklers.
borgy - April 14, 2008
R. A. DICKEY!
ThundaPC - April 14, 2008
Robert Allen, huh? I was hoping he was a Richard
ack - April 14, 2008
That last pitch was SICK NASTY!
LantermanC - April 14, 2008
DICKEY FOR STARTER 5!
BrianL - April 14, 2008
All right Dickey for everything
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
DICKEY!
thenatural - April 14, 2008
that was encouraging
MFAN - April 14, 2008
"The Dickey Knuckler"
That's got "Talk Sex with Sue Johanson" all over it
CapSea - April 14, 2008
That was Dicktastic!
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 14, 2008
photoshop imminent
cwel87 - April 14, 2008
Heavens no
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
Heads up:
Don't type in Dicktastic in google
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 14, 2008
Dually noted
cwel87 - April 14, 2008
Dually noted
ningwers - April 14, 2008
Very clever
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 14, 2008
Thanks
ningwers - April 14, 2008
AAAAAAAH
OH GOD OH GOD
thenatural - April 14, 2008
That sounds like a wager.
JI - April 14, 2008
nooooooooooooo!
JI - April 14, 2008
I could imagine this is one you can swallow a loss on
Puns are so cool
cwel87 - April 14, 2008
There's a band called The Dicktastics?
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
I can't wait to see him start a game.. hopefully not in Bedard's slot
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
1-2 punch
King Felix, R. A. Dickey!
ThundaPC - April 14, 2008
Could Dickey be a spot starter?
I totally hope he takes Baek's place, and Baek never comes Baek.
Fin - April 14, 2008
Welcome to the team
CapSea - April 14, 2008
That was by far the most entertaining portion of the game
Sad that it took so damn long to get to it
ningwers - April 14, 2008
(that took place on the field)
Matthew - April 14, 2008
(goes without saying)
ningwers - April 14, 2008
(I just wanted to type something in parentheses)
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
{what now mofo}
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
[Oh shit!]
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
[suck on this]
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
)what on earth is he doing(
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
≤whatever he wants≥
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
¡Ole!
thenatural - April 14, 2008
"character map: god damn"
JI - April 14, 2008
(those don't work either)
JI - April 14, 2008
JI - April 14, 2008
I see what you did there
thenatural - April 14, 2008
(those parentheses don't work)
JI - April 14, 2008
dbroncos31 - April 14, 2008
Wah wah wah...
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
/Welp, that explains that\
dbroncos31 - April 14, 2008
çûà≥╣Ä≈♥ç=á♠Æ
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
Ahahaha
Win
dbroncos31 - April 14, 2008
thats what she said
thenatural - April 14, 2008
ä
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
| I totally beat him |
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
(classy)
ningwers - April 14, 2008
ҖҝџююґўюШ
JI - April 14, 2008
I always like to use curly brackets for Victorian themed emoticons
Mortified :-{o
Devishly coy :-}
All aboard for the free mustache ride ;-}
ningwers - April 14, 2008
Ah, but you just admitted to using emoticons,
and are therefore pointless.
Liebkartoffel - April 14, 2008
I fibbed
I've never actually use them, but I've always wanted to
ningwers - April 14, 2008
I use them:
(_|_)
(______|______)
CapSea - April 14, 2008
If you reverse the two asses
you'd have a pretty good illustration of Matthew's wingman experience
ningwers - April 14, 2008
The first one said "standard butt"
The second said "Britney Spears in 2 years."
Damn HTML
CapSea - April 14, 2008
I can't wait til the Mariners store sells Dickey jerseys
And Lowe jerseys, dont' know why they don't have those yet, and i hope they have it in adult small, so I don't have to buy a youth large...
LantermanC - April 14, 2008
Dickey for being totally awesome.
joof - April 14, 2008
HOLY FUCK.
Did anyone see the slomo of Dickey's face? I would have sworn he roared as he threw out that last pitch.
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
He's a Lion DIck!
cwel87 - April 14, 2008
I cannot believe this guy pitches like that AND he's a starter.
CapSea - April 14, 2008
I'm glad I stuck around for Dickey.
JLC - April 14, 2008
He'll always make it worth your while.
Liebkartoffel - April 14, 2008
Nice.
CapSea - April 14, 2008
That was sub par.
CapSea - April 14, 2008
I feel it should also be mentioned
that Dickey is sporting a boss playoff beard
ningwers - April 14, 2008
Lopez HR or walk here
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 14, 2008
If nothing else, we've got Dickey.
He looked great
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
Make no mistake about it
There's nothing else.
cwel87 - April 14, 2008
Its too bad the R doesn't stand for Richard in RA
Fin - April 14, 2008
Fuck Lopez.
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
Greinke just hit 96mph in the ninth inning.
Mother of tits.
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
Beluga tits!
Fin - April 14, 2008
We probably could have traded for him for cheap 2 years ago.
Wilder. - April 14, 2008
Today was so not tits
ningwers - April 14, 2008
the recap for this game
is just going to be reviewing the awesome parts of the game threads.
Matthew - April 14, 2008
You'd think so
but I've decided I'm not going to write a recap.
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
(Good Idea)
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
Not even to talk about the triumpant dickey?
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
You will if my fist has anything to say about it *knuckle crack*
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 14, 2008
You guys said mean things about Professor Happiness
you don't deserve my effort
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
But Dickey does.
Smegmalicious - April 14, 2008
Mister SlippyFist?
thenatural - April 14, 2008
smell the glove
JI - April 14, 2008
Hey, he's the one who touched you,
not us.
Liebkartoffel - April 14, 2008
How do I upload a MS paint file?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 14, 2008
Flickr.
CapSea - April 14, 2008
Pretend I'm retarded. What's a flicker?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 14, 2008
A site where you can upload photos etc
thenatural - April 14, 2008
www.flickr.com
free photo uploading, run by Yahoo
After you have uploaded said photo, you can link to it.
CapSea - April 14, 2008
how do i link to it?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 14, 2008
Man this better be worth it
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
it isn't. But maybe the next one will be!
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 14, 2008
"blank"
May in fact be the actual recap of this game.
CapSea - April 14, 2008
Fucking Fuck.
CapSea - April 14, 2008
Go. Go. Greinke.
ThundaPC - April 14, 2008
I think it would be funny if Greinke strategically avoided the postgame handshake
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
Fun.
Goose - April 14, 2008
Greinke wants to make this quick
So he can get back to the hotel and start slitting his wrists
cwel87 - April 14, 2008
Its too bad
Greinke doesn't look more emo, like CJ Wilson.
Fin - April 14, 2008
fuck you Olivo
MFAN - April 14, 2008
Yea,fuck you
why could you hit like that for the Mariners!
Fin - April 14, 2008
Didn't even realize the game finished..
The subthreads are much more fun
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
Dickey for Right Field!
Alaska - April 14, 2008
Dear Zack,
My fantasy team thanks you, but fuck off.
Sincerely,
Seth
SethGrandpa - April 14, 2008
Also signed,
Will
dbroncos31 - April 14, 2008
I wrote this to GS52 a week ago.
Fin - April 14, 2008
God we got owned tonight
ack - April 14, 2008
Last time two Royals went CG in back to back games?
2000. Who were they? Mac Suzuki and Blake Stein.
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
On the bright side
our Japanese players went 4-7 tonight
ack - April 14, 2008
How... efficient?
ningwers - April 14, 2008
Oh yeah Washburn started today
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
Speaking of perverse last names.
Wouldn't it be incredible if we signed Kosuke Fuk-u-do-me!
Fin - April 14, 2008
Too easy
dbroncos31 - April 14, 2008
Congratulations
You're the last person on the internet to make this distinction.
Goose - April 14, 2008
I knew that before.
I am probably the last person to mention it.
Fin - April 14, 2008
He should be nicknamed: The Dicktator.
CapSea - April 14, 2008
Seconded
dbroncos31 - April 14, 2008
Well Done.
Fin - April 14, 2008
I support this nickname.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
Does he dick Potatoes around?
Wilder. - April 14, 2008
I don't see how he *couldn't* be nicknamed the Dicktator
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
how long do we have to wait
to waive the white flag on the season?
MfaninAlaska - April 14, 2008
You arent't already?
Goose - April 14, 2008
for the most part I had
but there was still an outside hope with the easy schedule to start the year..... and since they're getting absolutely owned in the easy part the tough part isn't going to be pretty.
MfaninAlaska - April 14, 2008
Friday
thenatural - April 14, 2008
'til Bedards MRI?
ack - April 14, 2008
I'm waiting to see what's up with Lackey and Bedard before completely flipping out
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
even with Bedard healthy
this offense and defensive absolutely horrid.... look what they're doing against crap teams, imagine playing the good ones?
MfaninAlaska - April 14, 2008
Clement and Wlad will make up some hitting
if things continue like this but the pitching staff gets more wins.
CapSea - April 14, 2008
Offense: 4.43 runs/game
AL average: 4.36 runs/game
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
When you use statistics you can prove anything!
JI - April 14, 2008
the level of competition
gives the M's the 4.43 runs/game
That will be going down considerably when the competition level goes up.
MfaninAlaska - April 14, 2008
Angels =! good competition?
Mariner John - April 15, 2008
Someone
Has already made the McLaren / Uwe Boll connection, right?
Garces - April 14, 2008
Fuck Squinty and Uwe Boll.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
⌠à⌠â⌠é⌠ had a great night!
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
Huh?
What is "The New Washburn"?
ThundaPC - April 14, 2008
The pitcher that makes all of us stop caring about the game altogether
And make the thread we did tonight.
cwel87 - April 14, 2008
The old bartolo colon.
CapSea - April 14, 2008
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Wilder. - April 14, 2008
ì£Θ■ƒçÖï®ÃÙ you!
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
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Wilder. - April 14, 2008
I wish I had a reason to be pissed off.
JI - April 14, 2008
Manager needs quotations.
CapSea - April 14, 2008
Boo
Fin - April 14, 2008
anyone remember
when Bob Melvin and Brian Price were the worst things in a Mariner uniform? Wonder what those two would do for this craptastic team, considering what they've done with Arizona.
MfaninAlaska - April 14, 2008
I expected us to be managed by an inbred, cross-spiecies, fas baby with downs syndrome from Montana by the year 2014.
JI - April 14, 2008
Or Ichiro
Player-Manager biz-nitch.
Fin - April 14, 2008
To this day, I still don't understand what people's problem with Bob Melvin was.
Besides running Bobby Madritch into the ground. And since he's never done anything remotely close to that again, I chalk it up to rookie manager mistake.
Goose - April 14, 2008
I'm sure we had our reasons
completely rational reasons, as we are wont to have.
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
uhhhh Willie Playing first, bad bullpen managment, not Looooooooou
he's not great, but not horrible either
JI - April 14, 2008
Good gravy it's like he aged 30 years
and just how low was his hairline before the recession anyway?
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
Mac looks somewhat tough in that photo
MFAN - April 14, 2008
More like he's trying to eat his own face, but close enough.
Liebkartoffel - April 14, 2008
Poor Squinty.
Squinty: Gosh I just don't know what's wrong with this team. Our lineup is filled with veteran hitters who've been through the wars and our pitching rotation is rock solid. I guess the only weak link is the bullpen and those damn kids who just won't learn their roles. I can assure you we're working to address that. Billy's looking over the waiver wire to bring in some veteran talent as we speak.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
there's something wrong with Ichiro. After he got that fat raise, he got fat and doesn;t want to run. [/bakerposter]
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
Poor Baker
ningwers - April 14, 2008
I agree
He has to deal with casual fans while trying to put a positive spin to everything bad about the M's. That's got to be a stressful job.
Fin - April 14, 2008
I can't believe the crap Baker has to wade through in his blog.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
Why not just banhammer Mr. X?
JI - April 14, 2008
Oh my god, I hate Mr. X.
CapSea - April 14, 2008
Mr. X can go fuck himself
then hurl himself into a vat of acid.
Resin isn't Cheating can do the same.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
You mean Logan?!
He's the best ever. He's a(n) (unintentioally) hilarious dude.
JI - April 14, 2008
X is signficantly worse.
Though Resin does piss me off. Thank god for Adam.
CapSea - April 14, 2008
Yes, Thank GOD that Adam exists.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
I regret never buying his book.
JI - April 14, 2008
? Adam has a book?
I don't know who he is, other than he echoes the correct points most of the time.
CapSea - April 14, 2008
no Logan
(aka Resin)
JI - April 14, 2008
I'm intrigued.
Tell me more.
CapSea - April 14, 2008
I second this.
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
see my reply below
He put out a Cafepress book last season under "Pedro Calderon", I would have bought it but I didn't want to give that asshole my money, name, or address. I somewhat regret it now though, it would have been funnier than sliced bread..
JI - April 14, 2008
This... may in fact be the funniest backstory of any commentor on any blog thus far.
CapSea - April 14, 2008
Any of you go to Baker's blog meetup thingie?
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
No, I'd probably be burned alive if I went.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
Wondering if anyone saw Mr X and co. in person.
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
I think Brett and someone else did.
Like the trolls will show themselves in person.
JI - April 14, 2008
That was me
We weren't making any friends
Robert - April 14, 2008
You must have had a grand old time.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
Who's Logan?
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
The guy who used to run Mariners Revolution
He since changed his name to Pedro Calderon and claimed he is Cuban (in order in enhance his baseball street cred) and now runs "Baseball Mistress".
He posts as Resin Isn't Cheating, hates the entire blogosphere, has the maturity of a 3 year old, and is dumber than Mike Morse is graceful.
His site(s) are the most hilarious on the web.
JI - April 14, 2008
Drama overload.
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
He also wants to kill and/or make sweet love to Bavasi.
JI - April 14, 2008
Kinky
Nick S - April 14, 2008
That guy still posts?
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
the world is better for it
I like to keep my bullshit detector sharp.
JI - April 14, 2008
His last post on Baker's blog:
"I really wish a reporter could get a straight answer why Ichiro needs a sacrifice or hit and run to get to second base. Is it Ichiro afraid of injury or does Mac doesn't want to steal with Ichiro?"
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
To be fair
Mac did say he was going to have his team run more and Ichiro is probably the only
personstarter capable of running on the team.Fin - April 14, 2008
That's nothing
compared to his articles about how the M's were moving to another city (from last year), or that Bavasi was plotting to mentally abusw Jose Lopez because he didn't hand him the starting job in 2005.
JI - April 14, 2008
This is great.
But please never write my biography.
CapSea - April 14, 2008
being Cuban gives you street creds??
MFAN - April 14, 2008
Only if you're a percussion player in a jazz band.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
Or you are a purveyor of Cubano sandwiches
ningwers - April 14, 2008
He fancies himself a Cuban scout.
JI - April 14, 2008
This only gets better.
CapSea - April 14, 2008
I think either is Mr. X
(which, bravo, brilliant-- but used your talents for good), or he is so stupid he doesn't realize that Mr. X is a) a fake, and b) mocking him.
JI - April 14, 2008
either *he* is
anyone else bored of my typos?
JI - April 14, 2008
I'm okay with them.
But I'm inclined to believe Mr. X is a real person.
CapSea - April 14, 2008
He's a fake.
JI - April 14, 2008
The little war him and Jason Churchill had a few years back was most entertaining.
Goose - April 14, 2008
Yeah, that caused him to tear down the Revolution
and go into the blogger witness protection program.
JI - April 14, 2008
I think he's a Runner
Nick S - April 14, 2008
That Donovan chap is also awesome.
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
That dude has been playing that character for years.
I can't believe people still fall for it.
JI - April 14, 2008
Is AkMarinersFan AK1984?
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
You know, that might actually be my fault.
I prodded people who were bashing on LL and USSM to actually post over there with some serious questions.
I think AKMarinersFan was one of them. He posted here, but failed to bring the serious questions.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
AK1984 was an old timer.
Came before I did.
CapSea - April 14, 2008
Well thank God.
At least I'm not responsible for that abortion.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
I wish his mom was.
CapSea - April 14, 2008
I don't think so
ack - April 14, 2008
what in the hell is a Mr.X?
MFAN - April 14, 2008
Some douchenozzle on Baker's blog.
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
Recurring Baker Commenter
IQ of our estimated wins this season.
CapSea - April 14, 2008
Damn. I'm surprised he's capable of typing.
Liebkartoffel - April 14, 2008
IQ of 25?
That's legally retarded, yes?
BrianL - April 14, 2008
Legally retarded is 70. Considered "mildly retarded"
50 is moderate, I think 25 is extreme.
He qualifies for moderate, since he has the physical ability to type but otherwise is just vomiting all over the keyboard.
CapSea - April 14, 2008
Dude he's a smart guy.
He might waste all his intelligence, but he has that character down to a tee.
JI - April 14, 2008
Yeah, he's not.
CapSea - April 14, 2008
162!?!?!
I'm optimistic
MFAN - April 14, 2008
GUUUUMMMMPPPP
You are a god damn genius. You must have an IQ of 160!
Fin - April 14, 2008
Realize
we're posting on a blog about people who post on Baker's blog.
Fin - April 14, 2008
Everyone experiments in college.
CapSea - April 14, 2008
I recall reading this crap.
CapSea - April 14, 2008
FUCK, I'm out of beer...fucking mom, buy more.
MFAN - April 14, 2008
Under 21 right?
I feel ya, it blows.
Fin - April 14, 2008
actually I'm 22
I was just making a dumb joke :(
MFAN - April 14, 2008
I had Olde Suffolk English Ale last night.
It was delicious.
CapSea - April 14, 2008
What are people's opinions of Lou?
Considering most here have hated on our last three managers.
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
At least Lou would be entertaining.
Squinty just takes naps in the dugout.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
Speaking of Lou
See the new Pepsi commercial? Would've looked better if it was at the Safe with Lou in an M's jersey. Ah the glory days.
Fin - April 14, 2008
(Aquafina)
ningwers - April 14, 2008
I liked the (aquafina) commercial.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
So given that you're somehow still awake
how would you best characterize your current emotional state?
(A) rapey
(B) not not rapey
(C) !=rapey
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
And if you choose C I know you're lying
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
I'm surprised Prof. Happiness didn't enter into my choices
ningwers - April 14, 2008
I think Professor Happiness is dead
at least we still have Admiral Wrists.
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
The captain of the HMS Toaster?
ningwers - April 14, 2008
Tonight, the maiden voyage!
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
It's like the Love Boat
except instead of simply wishing you were dead, you ARE dead :D
ningwers - April 14, 2008
Man, people who are actually suicidal are so crazy
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
Crazy? Perhaps
Profitable? Admiral Wrist's banking on it
ningwers - April 14, 2008
Even if I ever do want to kill myself
I won't be able to because I'll be laughing too hard about this entire conversation.
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
Everyone else reading this thread must think we've finally gone off the deep end
ningwers - April 14, 2008
This game thread
has officially been my baptism into Lookout Landing.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
This has definitely been an abstract gamethread
thenatural - April 14, 2008
Look what you've done to us Paddock
LOOK
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
It'd be hard for him to see
with his head so far up his ass
... too easy?
ningwers - April 14, 2008
At least he hasn't had to watch the playoffs
):<
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
Well that hardly seems fair...
This actually reminds me of one of my favorite conversations of all time.
ningwers - April 14, 2008
I also like comment #3
although #5 is pretty intriguing.
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
cure to suicide:
!
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 14, 2008
That is one tiny link.
JI - April 14, 2008
Almost certainly the eventual cause of my suicidal insanity:
Nimble, probing hands!
ningwers - April 14, 2008
I have now officially lost my wits
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
The raccoon menace should not be underestimated
You've been warned.
ningwers - April 14, 2008
that motherfucker
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 14, 2008
Pfft...Admiral Wrists
would never command a royalist ship.
Liebkartoffel - April 14, 2008
Jeff, there are people who can help you.
You just have to tell the police officers the truth.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
either A or C
JI - April 14, 2008
Thats a pretty good commercial
I was too young and naive to evaluate his managerial skills when he was here, but he is pretty damn entertaining, you gotta give him that
ack - April 14, 2008
Good for Minnesota
Great hustle by Rolston on the game winning goal
ningwers - April 14, 2008
3-2?
That's like three too many goals for a Minnesota game.
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
I have a softspot for Minnesota
I think it comes from them losing the Northstars
ningwers - April 14, 2008
Ok... So I had to
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 14, 2008
I did it!
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 14, 2008
Ha, that's the crappiest MSpaint job ever.
But I love it anyway.
CapSea - April 14, 2008
Seconded.
I would suggest investing in photoshop.
Fin - April 14, 2008
I do have photoshop. I'm just lazy and have never used it
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 14, 2008
No excuses.
It's still awesome.
CapSea - April 14, 2008
Would've looked better if it said "Dicktator"
I suppose save it for when he starts.
Fin - April 14, 2008
Certain things are much better when MS Painted
Jeff Sullivan - April 14, 2008
Like people
Robert - April 14, 2008
I would argue that a good fake
would enhance this.
...but it is great as is.
JI - April 14, 2008
Fuck photoshop
Graham MacAree - April 15, 2008
The Dickey filephoto is made of win.
JI - April 14, 2008
You should have done it on KidPix
God I miss KidPix.
Liebkartoffel - April 14, 2008
YES!
KidPix was awesome!
Goose - April 14, 2008
Awesome.
need more photoshop
JI - April 14, 2008
Would totally photoshop Christopher Walken
but I am too lazy.
Fin - April 14, 2008
Christopher Walken dances better than you.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
Christopher Walken is the father of all creation.
Liebkartoffel - April 14, 2008
I'm waiting for him to co-star in a movie with Samuel L Jackson
Robert - April 14, 2008
Best 1-2 punch ever.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
You would too
if you had a watch stuck up your ass for two years.
redwolf75 - April 14, 2008
I hope you're referring to the Fatboy Slim video
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 14, 2008
Yes, I am.
BrianL - April 14, 2008
He'll be on Dancing with the Stars soon enough
and put the Star in Dancing with the Stars.
Fin - April 14, 2008
What the hell happened here tonight
seattlebruin - April 14, 2008
Glory. In all of its horrible baseball game game thread glory.
seattlesundevil - April 14, 2008
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