Corcoran has thrown back to back days Baek started on Sunday and went 5 innings Dickey is starting on Friday Rhodes and Lowe are the only other two really available.
it isn't the end of the world, it is the end of an Era of humanity
a new Era will begin once it is over.
Since everything but a few of the Mayan books were destoryed. It is impossible to know what is coming next or even what the new age will mean. It isn’t the end of the world, only the world that we have known up to that time.
finishing work, taking the hour trip home, going to the gym, working out, coming home, showering up, and getting dinner all took the same amount of time as this game.
This actually makes me sad to realize the opportunity cost I’ve incurred watching so many M’s games over the years. Fucking Tits… Making me utilize my college education…
Tacoma just put up a 9 spot against Julio Mateo…. Wlad is 1-2 with a double and a walk 2rbi…. Clement is 1-3 with a HR….. Rohrbaugh hasn’t given up a hit yet… oh and Chen has returned from his concussion…
We now have learned the Mariners enjoy fucking stats.
seattlesundevil - April 15, 2008
Uh.... okay.
Wilder. - April 15, 2008
exactly.
seattlesundevil - April 15, 2008
Well, the Mariners basically told the pythagorean record to fuck off last season
IceStormV1 - April 15, 2008
Yeah, but that's not actually a real stat.
Garces - April 15, 2008
THAT'Z WHY TEY BLAY TEH GAMEZ
ThundaPC - April 15, 2008
Ha!
That’s funny because Baker and his blog commenters say it! Ha, that’s why it’s funny!
BrianL - April 15, 2008
Welcome to the Twilight Zone.
Today we’ll be looking at the 2008 Seattle Mariners….
BrianL - April 15, 2008
LAST
JI - April 15, 2008
longest 9 inning game:
yanks @ boston. 8-18-2006.
Yanks win 14-11.
Total Time: 4 hours 45 minutes.
sirbrianwilson - April 15, 2008
At least it was a slugfest.
This is just Tits pitching.
BrianL - April 15, 2008
I may have to leave.
This shit is making me fall asleep.
CapSea - April 15, 2008
I did that once.
Well, more passed out. Still fell off the toilet, though.
Faux - April 15, 2008
Makes this game all the more impressive...
...or pathetic.
sirbrianwilson - April 15, 2008
Didn't the Mariners set the record against the Orioles about than 10 years ago?
I remember they went 4 hours 27 minutes, or something close to this.
Not surprising Boston and New York now hold the record.
Wilder. - April 15, 2008
Because of all the TV timeouts
It was probably on ESPN
tootthekazoo - April 15, 2008
this reminds me of that epic 18-inning boston game
Except that went 18 innings.
And was really exciting.
And involved two good ballclubs.
sammy - April 15, 2008
Wouldn't it be easier to link the new threads from the old thread?
I mean, I’m not really lazy, but I’d like to be
tootthekazoo - April 15, 2008
Usually they do.
CapSea - April 15, 2008
Longest extra inning ballgame:
Chicago @ Milwaukee. 05-08-1984
Chicago wins 7-6.
8 hours 6 minutes. (25 innings!)
sirbrianwilson - April 15, 2008
I hope the Mariners never ever do that
Because I would totally watch every minute of the game and hate myself forever
tootthekazoo - April 15, 2008
how about this for a fun game to watch:
Longest Shutout:
Houston @ New York. 04-15-1968
Houston wins 1-0.
24 innings!
sirbrianwilson - April 15, 2008
how many hits?
sammy - April 15, 2008
22 total hits (11 each team)
Here’s the crazy ass box: Link
sirbrianwilson - April 15, 2008
thanks, looked it up myself.
what a mind fuck of a game that must have been to watch. And how crushing to sit through that then lose.
sammy - April 15, 2008
Ha! The game was lost on an E6.
sirbrianwilson - April 15, 2008
favorite thing out of that box score is how
Seaver went 10IP, allowed just 2 hits, 0bb and 3k, and he was shown up by Jim Ray, who came on in relief to pitch 7 innings with 2 hit, 1bb, and 11k
sammy - April 15, 2008
But the Mets' 3 and 4 hitters went a combined 0 for 20.
Ouch.
Llewdor - April 16, 2008
tootthekazoo - April 15, 2008
jesus christ... 25 innings?
do you bring in three starters for that?
sammy - April 15, 2008
holy shit!!!
a 1-2-3 inning.
sammy - April 15, 2008
holy socks, a 123 inning
Nick S - April 15, 2008
What the hell is a sports emmy?
JI - April 15, 2008
BELTRE!!
Happybelly - April 15, 2008
FUNK MISS!!
ThundaPC - April 15, 2008
Beltre!!!
That’s why he’s King Awesome
edddgar - April 15, 2008
almost HR
turns into an almost out double…
LantermanC - April 15, 2008
I hate the LF wall.
I hope whoever designed it catches AIDS.
JI - April 15, 2008
Only one way to realize your dreams
Get AIDS, and give it to them yourself.
Jordan of Boise - April 15, 2008
This is an excellent idea.
JI - April 15, 2008
SAFE!!!
thenatural - April 15, 2008
KA!!!!!!!
MFAN - April 15, 2008
The spirit of Jackie Robinson lives on through King Awesome!
Wilder. - April 15, 2008
"That baby's got a shot at being off the base of the wall!"
Teej - April 15, 2008
Epicly awesome.
BrianL - April 15, 2008
That is a horrible thing to do to a baby.
Jordan of Boise - April 15, 2008
Cmon Sims
it did not ‘coincidentally’ start at 3:42 pm on Jackie Robinson day, don’t be retarded
beltre owooooo
Nick S - April 15, 2008
Leave Sims alone >:(
BrianL - April 15, 2008
Turbo
will figure out how to hit into a DP in this situation.
BrianL - April 15, 2008
Nomo is pitching
He should get a hit
IceStormV1 - April 15, 2008
Or a walk.
That works too.
BrianL - April 15, 2008
Yeah, it does
IceStormV1 - April 15, 2008
Now Richie can hit into a triple play.
BrianL - April 15, 2008
Unassisted triple play.
After Mac sends the runners and Sexson lines out to 2B.
Wilder. - April 15, 2008
Vidro would not be able to get that far
IceStormV1 - April 15, 2008
He could strike out into a tripleplay.
Yes. The mariners are the only team ever to have done this.
JI - April 15, 2008
They Did?
That’s the definition of BAD BASERUNNING
IceStormV1 - April 15, 2008
Where do you think that came from?
Wilder. - April 15, 2008
If that happens
I will laugh
IceStormV1 - April 15, 2008
Unfortunately, with Turbo on 1st
It could happen
tootthekazoo - April 15, 2008
Huh...
Beltre basically walked over to 3rd.
ThundaPC - April 15, 2008
Ah crap.
Bases loaded, no out.
This is like watching the Seahawks on third and short.
BrianL - April 15, 2008
That's more like first and goal.
JI - April 15, 2008
Thoroughly depressing.
BrianL - April 15, 2008
... wtf Vidro?
did you forget to steal?
seattlebruin - April 15, 2008
Again with the power Rangers song?
JI - April 15, 2008
I would much rather that song not be played at the ballpark.
BrianL - April 15, 2008
They play that at Safeco?
That’s so incredibly rad
tootthekazoo - April 15, 2008
Not the song you're thinking of, I'm afraid.
That damn song the used int he Power Rangers movie.
BrianL - April 15, 2008
It would be, but it's not the theme
it’s the “Trouble” song
JI - April 15, 2008
:(
Awwwwwwwwwww dammit. How badass would it be if they played the Power Rangers theme?
tootthekazoo - April 15, 2008
very badass
If I was a closer…
JI - April 15, 2008
we better score here...
LantermanC - April 15, 2008
HERE IT COMES
I’ve been calling it all year!
seattlebruin - April 15, 2008
Shut up!
BrianL - April 15, 2008
DAMMIT
I thought he got more of that off the bat
seattlebruin - April 15, 2008
Nomo yaaaay
No mo Nomo awwwww
Nick S - April 15, 2008
AWESOME
JI - April 15, 2008
Kenji WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BrianL - April 15, 2008
Joltin' Joh!
Garces - April 15, 2008
ALL YOU KENJI HATERS CAN SUCK MY ASSHOLE!
JI - April 15, 2008
You want Washburn to suck your asshole?
BrianL - April 15, 2008
funniest post of the day, maybe month
LantermanC - April 15, 2008
hahahahahaha
Nick S - April 15, 2008
If he goes up the Hersey Highway he's gonna run into a big brown truck.
JI - April 15, 2008
Free Jeff Clement
BrettJMiller - April 15, 2008
Johjima rips it!
LantermanC - April 15, 2008
Joh woot!
saltydog75 - April 15, 2008
KENJI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thenatural - April 15, 2008
JOHJIMA_SAN!!!!!!!
Nick S - April 15, 2008
It took you long enough, Johjima
JLC - April 15, 2008
AWESOME!
to think i almost benched him today on the fantasy team.
sirbrianwilson - April 15, 2008
Suggoi!
BrianL - April 15, 2008
Nice.
ThundaPC - April 15, 2008
Uh Dave?
It’s not hard to go first to third on a double
seattlebruin - April 15, 2008
It is if you're Big Richie.
BrianL - April 15, 2008
It is for Richie
Kevman22 - April 15, 2008
Man
This is fun.
ThundaPC - April 15, 2008
Kenji
BA at .200
appleshampoo - April 15, 2008
WFB's new gameday photo
Looks weird without a ghoatee
appleshampoo - April 15, 2008
looks wierd without a goatse?
i bet
Jordan of Boise - April 15, 2008
when did Willie turn into a professional hitter?
LantermanC - April 15, 2008
today...
...no worries, he’ll retire tomorrow.
sirbrianwilson - April 15, 2008
in the techincal sense?
JI - April 15, 2008
yeah
starts out 0-2, gets 3 balls, fouls 2 back, then gets a walk, pretty impressive.
Also the two singles to right, were pretty good as well
LantermanC - April 15, 2008
Yuni grand slam.
I demand it right now.
BrianL - April 15, 2008
If you didn't say anything
That first pitch was gone
edddgar - April 15, 2008
Fine difference here.
I wasn’t calling a grand slam, I was demanding a grand slam. When you call a play, it never happens.
BrianL - April 15, 2008
I call a 1-2-3 dp right here
Nick S - April 15, 2008
2 hours and we're halfway home!
JI - April 15, 2008
Who the fuck are these guys?
Garces - April 15, 2008
Awww....Jeez Yuni.
ThundaPC - April 15, 2008
Hacktastic!
Patrick517 - April 15, 2008
come on yuni
Kevman22 - April 15, 2008
that's a run
JI - April 15, 2008
Have we scored double-digit runs yet in a game?
Wilder. - April 15, 2008
nope
let’s hope we get it today
Kevman22 - April 15, 2008
Yay!
We did it!
Wilder. - April 15, 2008
This is what the Royals are saying to us tonight
Take Anything You Want
Jordan of Boise - April 15, 2008
ahhahahahh
Hilarious!
Wilder. - April 15, 2008
lol, it keeps getting better and better!
Wilder. - April 15, 2008
Wtf is Yabuta doing
what a goofball
LantermanC - April 15, 2008
it's like the ball was stuck to his hand, then it fell off.
sirbrianwilson - April 15, 2008
NO!
BRANDON MORROW IS NOT READY TO GO!
BrianL - April 15, 2008
I'm sensing MUCH Morrow-related GTE in the near future...
sammy - April 15, 2008
what happened
My music is too loud, i can’t hear my tv
LantermanC - April 15, 2008
I don't know, I'm not listening either
but I’d bet morrow is going coming up sooner than we’d like in any case.
sammy - April 15, 2008
you know what i mean
sammy - April 15, 2008
dave and mike were debating whether or not morrow was ready.
sirbrianwilson - April 15, 2008
Way to be alert Willie
thenatural - April 15, 2008
Vidro in a run-down?
That’s embarassing….for the other team.
ThundaPC - April 15, 2008
it was kenji wasn't it?
Kevman22 - April 15, 2008
Yea.
I’m blind.
ThundaPC - April 15, 2008
when was the last time you saw a catcher
put a tag on a runner at 3rd?
sirbrianwilson - April 15, 2008
Ken Huckabay on Derek Jeter - opening day 2003.
Llewdor - April 16, 2008
oh, bad swing jose, bad swing.
Kevman22 - April 15, 2008
LOPEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BrianL - April 15, 2008
Double didgets!
Kevman22 - April 15, 2008
loafie!
lineup is on FIRE
LantermanC - April 15, 2008
nice
JI - April 15, 2008
Lopey!
thenatural - April 15, 2008
Loafie comes thru!
offense wooo
Nick S - April 15, 2008
Mother of God it's only the bottom of the 5th.
ThundaPC - April 15, 2008
I wonder how this became a common thing to say
who is God’s mother anyways?
LantermanC - April 15, 2008
Alyssa Milano, I think
Jordan of Boise - April 15, 2008
Mary
dkulich - April 15, 2008
Mother Brain
ThundaPC - April 15, 2008
Oh man.
That was priceless Someone get a screencap of that.
BrianL - April 15, 2008
Nice handstand young Buck
Nick S - April 15, 2008
That was a pretty fast reaction by people in the dugout
thenatural - April 15, 2008
Hey there's a delivery guy here from Seattle Condiments
He said he’s got an extra 80 gallons of rape sauce?
Should we let him in?
Jordan of Boise - April 15, 2008
Mo played for a long time after that incident.
JI - April 15, 2008
Raul against lefties
Hilarious.
Also, HYPHEN TIME!
BrianL - April 15, 2008
RRS time!
why not put a sucky pitcher in…
LantermanC - April 15, 2008
Because RRS has been warming up
and when a pitcher gets warmed up, we’re going to use him dammit!
BrianL - April 15, 2008
I was hoping they'd give Dickey an extended look
But if they plan on starting him Friday and they started Baek on Sunday, there isn’t really another long man to go with other than RRS.
edddgar - April 15, 2008
Adam Jones
just went yard for Baltimore.
jksnake99 - April 15, 2008
Don't tell me these things :(
BrianL - April 15, 2008
What a coincidence
Erik Bedard just took some Boniva.
JLC - April 15, 2008
Is that French for Boner?
Jordan of Boise - April 15, 2008
No wonder why he has a bad hip.
He must like it rough.
JLC - April 15, 2008
Who know all this fucking the man talk would come back to haunt us
Jordan of Boise - April 15, 2008
Doh
I benched him today.
bluemax - April 15, 2008
what the hell?
“you get punched by the other players” for going after a ball in their dugout…??
sirbrianwilson - April 15, 2008
Only in the negro leagues.
Am I right, am I right people?
rimshot
BrianL - April 15, 2008
Is this like going into a pile up for a fumble only to have your fingers broken by someone?
Wilder. - April 15, 2008
Normally it's probably true, but we're already kicking their ass out on the field, so..
shrug
Jordan of Boise - April 15, 2008
Jesus, we're pulling Batista after 84 pitches?
Is Hargrove back in the dugout?
BrianL - April 15, 2008
The team's got a plane to catch at some point tomorrow, I'm sure.
Jordan of Boise - April 15, 2008
Bloomquist has had quite a day on the basepaths I see
Take a retard to the ballpark day
dbroncos31 - April 15, 2008
Put in Corco
or Rhodes, even if they suck it won’t matter (hopefully that doesn’t jinx us)
LantermanC - April 15, 2008
RRS
Corco - April 15, 2008
Care to elaborate?
Wilder. - April 15, 2008
nope, that's as far as his thought process goes
drunk off his ass, taking pictures of road signs…
LantermanC - April 15, 2008
I'm not drunk, just buzzed
and I’m clearly not driving right now
Corco - April 15, 2008
How does a baseball in the bullpen end up on the field?
edddgar - April 15, 2008
David Cone decided to come out of retirement.
BrianL - April 15, 2008
Sims is such a dork.
I love it.
JI - April 15, 2008
Jeff might as well turn the game on now
there’s no fucking way he finishes watching it
JI - April 15, 2008
Way ahead of you
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
Good
I was worried.
JI - April 15, 2008
Matthew warned me
Thank you, Matthew.
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
WRFB
Corco - April 15, 2008
goddamn it hyphen
now it’s semi-close… wtf 2 out hits…
LantermanC - April 15, 2008
We're facing Cupcake tomorrow?
ICHIRO NEEDS JASON ELISON!
BrianL - April 15, 2008
SEAN GREEN
Corco - April 15, 2008
?!?!?!?!?
Corco - April 15, 2008
WHY ARE WE PUTTING SEAN GREEN IN
Corco - April 15, 2008
Look at the score.
JI - April 15, 2008
SEAN GREEN IS TIRED
Corco - April 15, 2008
You wanted to know why.
JI - April 15, 2008
The score doesn't justify the decision
Corco - April 15, 2008
I never said it did.
JI - April 15, 2008
Who do you go with
Corcoran has thrown back to back days
Baek started on Sunday and went 5 innings
Dickey is starting on Friday
Rhodes and Lowe are the only other two really available.
MfaninAlaska - April 15, 2008
Rhodes
Corco - April 15, 2008
I would have kept Batista in for at least another inning...
LantermanC - April 15, 2008
We couldn't handle another inning.
JI - April 15, 2008
Slow game is Slooooooow
IceStormV1 - April 15, 2008
Adam Jones would....
BrianL - April 15, 2008
I don't know whether to be pissed at Raul or not.
JI - April 15, 2008
>:(
Nick S - April 15, 2008
ok, this inning can end anytime now
Green again??
MFAN - April 15, 2008
The best feature of MLB.tv:
Taking the game with you to the crapper.
Wilder. - April 15, 2008
some of us have PCs >:-(
JI - April 15, 2008
haha
that might be worth 15 bucks even though I live in Seattle
LantermanC - April 15, 2008
blackout :(
redwolf75 - April 15, 2008
non-issue
thenatural - April 15, 2008
Wouldn't that be a brown-out instead?
tootthekazoo - April 15, 2008
proxy that shit son
JI - April 15, 2008
Whenver I see guys like Raul or Richie run
I think.. c’mon, professional athlete…. run faster
but then again, I think I’m faster than WFB or Ichiro, so maybe I’m just cocky…
LantermanC - April 15, 2008
fuckafinally
LantermanC - April 15, 2008
nobody was hyphenated today
Nick S - April 15, 2008
I died in the fourth
And awoke an hour and a half later…in the sixth.
I hate Miguel Batista
cwel87 - April 15, 2008
The 4 run bottom inning didn't help matters.
ThundaPC - April 15, 2008
Yeah, we actually had a positive contribution to a long inning
tootthekazoo - April 15, 2008
I am genuinely shocked
How sad is that?
cwel87 - April 15, 2008
I know
I didn’t even post the shocked face, because it looked like mine at the time
tootthekazoo - April 15, 2008
That swing was hilarious.
JI - April 15, 2008
If Richie played Little League
He would have been benched for a week after throwing the bat like that
tootthekazoo - April 15, 2008
Yabutaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Dave Sims is so white.
JLC - April 15, 2008
Billy Butler should wear a paper bag over his head.
redwolf75 - April 15, 2008
AO just took a terrible dive.
Please don’t do that again Alex
dbroncos31 - April 15, 2008
He didn't dive
he was crushing the ice with his chest in an attempt to knock the Flyers off their skates.
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
Hahaha I hope so
That better not happen again
dbroncos31 - April 15, 2008
Flyers 4-2 in the 3rd
dbroncos31 - April 15, 2008
Go Dayton!
Corco - April 15, 2008
Hahaha
dbroncos31 - April 15, 2008
Go Schaumberg!
thenatural - April 15, 2008
McLaren WTF?
I swear to god Green is going to be gassed by July at the rate of innings he’s pitching…
Scrupio - April 15, 2008
Green this year is throwing nothing but fastballs.
redwolf75 - April 15, 2008
BONDS WILL PLAY FOR THE MARINERS!
Not Detroit.
BrianL - April 15, 2008
I know somewhere he could play and still be on the west coast
thenatural - April 15, 2008
"Series won by Bobbie Thomson"
I’ve never heard of that city before
tootthekazoo - April 15, 2008
Man I feel sorry for Sims.
He has to go to great lengths to get Blowers to contribute to the broadcast.
BrianL - April 15, 2008
I heard rumors of another Sims hat
Explain.
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
Someone got a screenshot of it in the first thread
Its just an M’s hat… Looked like maybe an ST one
thenatural - April 15, 2008
Not great, but encouraging
Needs more weird.
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
Definitely... put some wings on that thing or something
thenatural - April 15, 2008
There are screenshots of this.
JI - April 15, 2008
JI - April 15, 2008
If it's so cold
he should wear a tuque.
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
Probably just trying to keep the sun out of his eyes.
JI - April 15, 2008
Isn't that what the black is for?
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
Oh you!
JI - April 15, 2008
zing?
tootthekazoo - April 15, 2008
He wore that on Sunday also
I was sitting in 238 (yay free tickets) and kept looking in to see if he had a hat. God that game sucked
tootthekazoo - April 15, 2008
Sean Green has now thrown 15+ straight
87-89 mph fastballs.
redwolf75 - April 15, 2008
And right after I type this he throws a curve...
redwolf75 - April 15, 2008
I didn't even know he threw one
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
The moose is totally hitting all that jailbait
except the fatty on the left
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
Mariner Moose is a pedophile
thenatural - April 15, 2008
That's okay
As long as he keeps busy
cwel87 - April 15, 2008
I thought the same thing
edddgar - April 15, 2008
Just him in a dim-lit room with some little kids...
nothing to worry about
thenatural - April 15, 2008
no USSM link?
JI - April 15, 2008
what?
thenatural - April 15, 2008
oh wow
The Moose DMZ was once touched in an inappropriate manner, or so the story goes…
JI - April 15, 2008
holy shit that was a failure
JI - April 15, 2008
rearrange and delete words at your lesiure
JI - April 15, 2008
eh?
redwolf75 - April 15, 2008
Let me make a second attempt
The Moose once touched DMZ in an inappropriate manner, or so the story goes…
JI - April 15, 2008
DMZ once touched The Moose in an inappropriate manner?
Corco - April 15, 2008
bingo
JI - April 15, 2008
or so the story goes...
thenatural - April 15, 2008
ahhh I see
I don’t remember that story… I’m sure the moral of it was to never go to the “Moose’s Den” without a chaperone
thenatural - April 15, 2008
JOHJIMA ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME
Corco - April 15, 2008
KENJII
redwolf75 - April 15, 2008
how many pitches has he seen this game? 6?
Scrupio - April 15, 2008
Fuck Yeah KENJI
thenatural - April 15, 2008
Jimmy Gobble -> Future Mariner
I’m calling it now
Corco - April 15, 2008
I'm kinda mad
I am scheduled off at 7 and was hoping the game would be over before I left. Now I’m probably going to have to wait.
tootthekazoo - April 15, 2008
How to pitch around Willie Bloomquist
By the Royals
cwel87 - April 15, 2008
Dave Sims...
Did I hear the correctly?
While showing the Moose surrounded by a bunch of adolescent girls:
“Hey, the Moose looks warm! I wonder if he needs anymore company???”
Whatta perv.
PLU Tim - April 15, 2008
Slow.... game....
just win already
LantermanC - April 15, 2008
Trey Hillman looks like he drinks oil for breakfast
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
He spits a lot of stuff that looks like oil, even before the game starts.
I think you’re on to something.
(Does realize it’s chew)
BrettJMiller - April 15, 2008
Mike Richards is fucking the man
dbroncos31 - April 15, 2008
And calling him the N word
when he gets frustrated
thenatural - April 15, 2008
but he's not a racist
JI - April 15, 2008
God
if the Sharks lose I’m not gonna have anyone left to root for.
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
[I'm not gonna say Ducks, it wont be funny]
JI - April 15, 2008
haha well I think it is funny
thenatural - April 15, 2008
There's always the Ducks right?
They’re pretty close to SD
thenatural - April 15, 2008
awkward...
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 15, 2008
Death would be too good for you
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
Thats what my parents tell me
thenatural - April 15, 2008
Root for us
We’ve got a good young team that beats the shit out of the other team.
Also, it’s not like we have a history with then Sens…..
dbroncos31 - April 15, 2008
Better you than the Ducks
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
Better a group of racist womanizing neo-Naxis
than the Ducks
dbroncos31 - April 15, 2008
EEEEEEEENNNNNNNDDDDDD
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
PLEASE
HIT INTO A DOUBLE PLAY ICHIRO
Corco - April 15, 2008
YOU SUCK ICHIRO
Corco - April 15, 2008
Ichiro hurts this team by...
Dammit too obvious.
BrianL - April 15, 2008
Who knew a 10-6 game could be so boring?
JI - April 15, 2008
LOPEZ IT'S TIME TO SUCK AGAIN FOR AN AT BAT
Corco - April 15, 2008
Mariners
these guys are good when they don’t swing!
MfaninAlaska - April 15, 2008
Brad Wilkerson for player/coach
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
Brad Wilkersuck. Brad Wilsuckson. Brad Suckerson. Suck Wilkerson
Glad that’s out of the way.
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 15, 2008
Suck Suckersuck
thenatural - April 15, 2008
Suck Wilkerson?
JI - April 15, 2008
No.
edddgar - April 15, 2008
last year for the month of April
the offense walked a total of 39 times
47 walks coming into today’s game…
now that’s a turnaround.
MfaninAlaska - April 15, 2008
Wow.
I rode my bike home, went to the store, the bank, the PO and the bottle shop and this games not over yet.
And I missed some hyphen action. Damn.
JuliaHope - April 15, 2008
You picked a good outing to skip.
JI - April 15, 2008
What the deuce is a bottle shop?
Corco - April 15, 2008
In PA you have bottle shops (for 1-2 six packs) and beer distributors where you get more (like kegs).
Separate from wine/liquor stores… It’s pretty fucked up.
JuliaHope - April 15, 2008
oh you're in Pennsylvania
I see.
Did you know it’s also illegal to bring alcohol into Pennsylvania from another state?
Corco - April 15, 2008
Yep. Not that it's stopped me.
JuliaHope - April 15, 2008
I don't think it's stopped anyone
Corco - April 15, 2008
Did you know in Pennsylvania it's illegal to steal another man's horse while drunk?
JI - April 15, 2008
I would hope so
Corco - April 15, 2008
...and pilot it?
JI - April 15, 2008
That's completely reasonable
Corco - April 15, 2008
What about stealing another man's horse while tripping balls?
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
I am unsure.
JI - April 15, 2008
It's also illegal to kill somebody there
tootthekazoo - April 15, 2008
In Harrisburg PA it's against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth.
That one always tears me up a bit. Where else are truck drivers supposed to get some?
JuliaHope - April 15, 2008
in their truck
Corco - April 15, 2008
When I started reading that
I totally thought it was going to be about sodomy.
JI - April 15, 2008
Corco's mom's house
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
as long as my mom consents
Corco - April 15, 2008
I'd be suffering
a heart attack if I had done all that…. heck the riding the bike would have done me in.
MfaninAlaska - April 15, 2008
I'm feeling some chest pains from the score.. The M's have scored 11? Is that right?
We have….. offense?
JuliaHope - April 15, 2008
its just a tease
they’re trying to keep the average per game above 4… since they didn’t score much the last two they’re balancing it out.
MfaninAlaska - April 15, 2008
WILLIE!
Nobody else on this team tags up there. Willie == GRITTY
Corco - April 15, 2008
The cameraman tracks flys worse than Raul.
JI - April 15, 2008
Zing!
Kevman22 - April 15, 2008
That'll show 'em!
JI - April 15, 2008
Alright... Lean like a JoLo!
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 15, 2008
Lopez: 3 Sac flys
This is a good day for him, right?
IceStormV1 - April 15, 2008
For all of his patience
Lopez has only a 10 point BA/OBA differential.
JI - April 15, 2008
still better than last year when his OBP may as well have been lower than his BA
Corco - April 15, 2008
STOP SACRIFICING
the Mayans sacrificed and now there’s none of them left.
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
Their calendar may/may not be correct.
JI - April 15, 2008
Way to go out on a limb
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
Didn't they say the world would end in 2012?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 15, 2008
Which is why we should reserve judgement on their society.
JI - April 15, 2008
I look forward to celebrating the 2012 Mariners championship
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
it isn't the end of the world, it is the end of an Era of humanity
a new Era will begin once it is over.
Since everything but a few of the Mayan books were destoryed. It is impossible to know what is coming next or even what the new age will mean.
It isn’t the end of the world, only the world that we have known up to that time.
mark sobba - April 15, 2008
The world I've known has been cruel
I welcome the new era.
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
Read the gamethread from the top of ninth last night
And you will realize how out of place this post is.
Robert - April 15, 2008
Chris Snelling
Ninth inning pinch hit FB… I love that little bastard
dkulich - April 15, 2008
That is too awesome
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
NO WAY
JI - April 15, 2008
and now they came back and won it...
fuck the m’s go phillies
dkulich - April 15, 2008
And I was supposed to go to that game
dkulich - April 15, 2008
but
did he blow his knee out rounding third on the trot?
MfaninAlaska - April 15, 2008
DOYLE!
Graham MacAree - April 16, 2008
AJ 1-1, HR, 2 BB
Fett42 - April 15, 2008
4-4, 3 BB last 7 ABs
Fett42 - April 15, 2008
funny how that happens
one bedards gets injured
LantermanC - April 15, 2008
Jones' hip has now regenerated
Fett42 - April 15, 2008
This game over yet?
i’ve just been downloading songs off the end’s websites for the past half hour…
LantermanC - April 15, 2008
Hey, that guy was flipping off the camera
THROW HIM OUT!
Garces - April 15, 2008
Uh oh.
Arthur Lee Rhodes sighting.
BrianL - April 15, 2008
He's got 5 runs to work with
edddgar - April 15, 2008
:(
Arthur will make his debut not wearing #53 :(
Corco - April 15, 2008
Rhodes is warming up?
How’s that possible?
ThundaPC - April 15, 2008
HEY RHODES IT'S APRIL
APRIL THE OPPOSITE OF OCTOBER
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
Wouldn't that be January?
Corco - April 15, 2008
No?
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
yes...
or at least MARCH
Corco - April 15, 2008
Smarch.
JI - April 15, 2008
Blarch
Robert - April 15, 2008
the badness was overstated
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
How did that end this year anyway?
Fett42 - April 15, 2008
Have we been permabanned from the contest?
Robert - April 15, 2008
I'd assume so
Corco - April 15, 2008
I would hope not
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
Me too, WE MUST DESTROY SEATTLE BUBBLE NEXT YEAR
http://seattlebubble.com/blog/bullsbearsponies/
Corco - April 15, 2008
Links to SeattleBubble from here don't work.
Llewdor - April 16, 2008
October: month #10
April: month #4
Month #10 + half a year = month #4
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
What?
Fett42 - April 15, 2008
END...END!!!!!!!!!!
sirbrianwilson - April 15, 2008
I don't know if you mean to quote MST3K
but I’m going to pretend that you’re quoting MST3K.
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
of course i am
sirbrianwilson - April 15, 2008
excellent
JI - April 15, 2008
I can't recall what movie though.
JI - April 15, 2008
The Wild World of Batwoman
ningwers - April 15, 2008
I've never seen that one!
JI - April 15, 2008
It's a truly awful movie
Portions of it are in fact simply cut from other movies
ningwers - April 15, 2008
I knew we kept you around for a reason
suicide jokes and MST3K trivia.
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
I would never dream to challenge Matthew's role as MST3K quiz master
That just happened to be one of my favorite MST3K moments
ningwers - April 15, 2008
Do I have the rotation wrong
Or are we throwing out Silva, Washburn, and Batista in LA?
Fett42 - April 15, 2008
Dickey
Then Washburn and Batista…
Felix and Silva vs Oakland
MfaninAlaska - April 15, 2008
Replace Silva with Dickey
edddgar - April 15, 2008
Ugh
Fett42 - April 15, 2008
Then again I guess beating OAK is actually more important right now.
Fett42 - April 15, 2008
not in my mind
Kevman22 - April 15, 2008
My bad
Fett42 - April 15, 2008
Fun fact
Arthur Rhodes:
LDS play: 8.1 IP 1.04 ERA
LCS play: 8.2 IP 8.64 ERA
JI - April 15, 2008
Fun Fact
Arthur Rhodes doesn’t actually exist
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 15, 2008
I wish
Robert - April 15, 2008
He only exists as long as you believe he does. If we want him to do well, all we have to do is believe! Believe!
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 15, 2008
*Power of imagination not applicable in Yankee Stadium
Robert - April 15, 2008
Good, Oakland lost today.
redwolf75 - April 15, 2008
Le'ts trade Morrow for Soria
Fett42 - April 15, 2008
Please be over soon.
I have homework to do before Deadliest Catch starts.
BrianL - April 15, 2008
i can imagine dave sitting around all day..
...watching viral videos laughing to himself.
sirbrianwilson - April 15, 2008
I'd love to see a 2girls1cup reaction video of Dave
thenatural - April 15, 2008
hahahahha I'd pay money to see that
Corco - April 15, 2008
"MY OH MY"
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 15, 2008
"back in the day you'd get punched for that"
sirbrianwilson - April 15, 2008
I choose to believe that video does not exsist.
JI - April 15, 2008
but it does
IceStormV1 - April 15, 2008
Why must you surpress my freedom of choice?
JI - April 15, 2008
Why? It's a film classic
Corco - April 15, 2008
I jsut watched that Gathright video
Wow
Fett42 - April 15, 2008
I can't believe Sims was talking about YouTube on the air
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
I can't believe I missed it.
JI - April 15, 2008
I like how he was talking to Joey about Jackie Robinson and how important his influence on the game has been
and also “How’d you jump over that car?”
thenatural - April 15, 2008
Putz not in. Game still in question.
Think Rhodes can hold a 5 run lead?
IceStormV1 - April 15, 2008
...
Believe
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 15, 2008
nope
he’s going to give it up and send the game into Extra innings.
MfaninAlaska - April 15, 2008
Don't say that
Extra innings after this game would be hell
IceStormV1 - April 15, 2008
welcome to being a Mariner fan
MfaninAlaska - April 15, 2008
BOOOOOOO
Robert - April 15, 2008
ARTHUR LEE RHODES
I’m excited because I like Arthur Rhodes, but bummed because he sucks
Corco - April 15, 2008
THIS GAME NEEDS MORE CAIRO
Corco - April 15, 2008
Defensive replacement for Ritchie
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
JI - April 15, 2008
Is Ibanez still in left field?
If so, fail.
BrianL - April 15, 2008
but less so than usual
JI - April 15, 2008
Soooo if Rhodes makes his return
but nobody is in attendance to see it – does he really return?
seattlesundevil - April 15, 2008
wow... thats definitely not 17,000
thenatural - April 15, 2008
No wonder Rondell White sucked last year
no Rhodes
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
That would also explain David Justice's house burning down
Robert - April 15, 2008
No, that was me
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
So one there was a fan before 2003?
JI - April 15, 2008
I honestly tried to get what you were saying.
I still don’t know.
Wilder. - April 15, 2008
89 MPH fastball.
Awesome.
BrianL - April 15, 2008
it's only the old people clapping
sirbrianwilson - April 15, 2008
Arthur Rhodes?
What is this, 2001?
Okay, I’m going to make myself cry.
David Piper - April 15, 2008
throw harder
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
I say what the fuck
do your thing Arthur, let’s go to extras.
JI - April 15, 2008
"Certainly he's not going to shrink from a big spot when you need an out"
You’d think so.
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
1 OUT
Corco - April 15, 2008
I'm lucky to have never witnessed either Rhodes Yankee Stadium meltdown.
JI - April 15, 2008
My band name will be the "The Arthur Rhodes Yankee Stadium"
Robert - April 15, 2008
*"The Arthur Rhodes Yankee Stadium Experience"
Robert - April 15, 2008
Mine is Jeff Cirillo Ruined My Life
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
Mine is 'The Rhyming Assholes'
And then we won’t rhyme!
Graham MacAree - April 16, 2008
I witnessed them, but luckily I was like 12
so I took it easier than I do a normal loss now.
dbroncos31 - April 15, 2008
I was fortunate that I had to take a shit.
JI - April 15, 2008
Is SafeCo's radar gun off?
Or is he actually throwing 90+?
dkulich - April 15, 2008
Gameday says 89/90
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
He's like a scholar!
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 15, 2008
A Rhodes Scholar!
/Puntasm
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 15, 2008
yeah..i bet his adrenaline is pumping...
...against the royals with a 5 run lead.
sirbrianwilson - April 15, 2008
I was gonna say.. adrenaline pumping and he is STILL only hitting 90?
sigh..
seattlesundevil - April 15, 2008
I wish we hadn't applauded his return
a vampire can’t enter your house unless invited.
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
Win.
Garces - April 15, 2008
Even us statheads can irrationally hate an otherwise good player.
Refer to this thread the next time you get called a robot.
JI - April 15, 2008
So I was looking at Bonds' hit charts
I think he would’ve had 4 more HR in SAFECO
Fett42 - April 15, 2008
So how many letters should we write,
letting Bavasi know that we need Bonds or Pepe dies?
dbroncos31 - April 15, 2008
I already mailed mine
IceStormV1 - April 15, 2008
I figured we'll kill Pepe anyway.
Just to let BB know that we mean business
dbroncos31 - April 15, 2008
ANY OTHER OUTFIELDER WOULD HAVE CAUGHT THAT
Corco - April 15, 2008
you're slow
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
In defence of Rhodes
95% of LFs catch that
IceStormV1 - April 15, 2008
WHAT THE
sirbrianwilson - April 15, 2008
Bonds would have caught that
Kevman22 - April 15, 2008
He probebly does catch that first hit.
IceStormV1 - April 15, 2008
91, what?
Fett42 - April 15, 2008
Bye bye Arthur.
BrianL - April 15, 2008
Well, that was nice while it lasted.
ThundaPC - April 15, 2008
Uh ohs
dbroncos31 - April 15, 2008
This is where the fan hits the shit.
JI - April 15, 2008
mo vaugh would have caught that...
...running from 1st.
sirbrianwilson - April 15, 2008
*vaughn
sirbrianwilson - April 15, 2008
JI - April 15, 2008
needs wheels
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
But that would imply that it can move
tootthekazoo - April 15, 2008
I missed the introduction of this meme
does this reference ibanez or sexson? makes more sense for sexson.
sammy - April 15, 2008
Raul
JI - April 15, 2008
Truth be told
I was inspired by watching Ed Sprague play left field from high a top the 300 level.
JI - April 15, 2008
oh. Well, here's richie.
sammy - April 15, 2008
nice
JI - April 15, 2008
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
hahahahahahaha
too mobile
JI - April 15, 2008
Depressingly immobile
it needs a push
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
If we're going for an accurate Raul analogy
you’re going to have to photoshop it on to the top of a broken down Subarban
JI - April 15, 2008
OK good to see him back
now he can retire
Corco - April 15, 2008
Nobody trusts you, season-ruiner
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
NOOOOOOOOOO.
just end the game!
sirbrianwilson - April 15, 2008
Lol, it's Lowe.
ThundaPC - April 15, 2008
wtf happened
why’d rhodes get taken out?
LantermanC - April 15, 2008
throwing the suck pitch
JI - April 15, 2008
JJ is wondering the same thing
dkulich - April 15, 2008
Cuz he is Rhodes.
seattlesundevil - April 15, 2008
Because he's a washed-up old lefthander.
BrianL - April 15, 2008
Mac just wanted to embarrassed him.
Robert - April 15, 2008
I approve.
JI - April 15, 2008
Holy shit this game is still going?
Goose - April 15, 2008
lowe in, game over.
sirbrianwilson - April 15, 2008
Why is it Lowe?
Aren’t we up by 5 runs?
edddgar - April 15, 2008
who else is it gonna be?
JI - April 15, 2008
Keep Rhodes in?
We have 5 runs to work with, I’d rather save Lowe when we have the A’s and Angels up next.
edddgar - April 15, 2008
You obviously have never heard of history.
JI - April 15, 2008
Don't worry, Lowe will definitely pitch about 9 innings during those games
..wait, you want him rested for those games? Hah.
Jordan of Boise - April 15, 2008
I was at the game with the earing incident
I had no idea what the fuck was going on.
Fett42 - April 15, 2008
Love the randomness
seattlesundevil - April 15, 2008
Well it was Rhodes
Fett42 - April 15, 2008
So today is pretty much former Mariner day..
Rhodes comes back, AJ homers, Girffey homered, Doyle homered.
dkulich - April 15, 2008
And it sort of doesn't count but...
Varitek just hit the possible game winner in Cleveland.
dkulich - April 15, 2008
i was at the game that rhodes lost...
oh wait..
sirbrianwilson - April 15, 2008
Jeez, I fall asleep in the 3rd, wake up three hours later and it's the 9th.
Goose - April 15, 2008
THE END!
ThundaPC - April 15, 2008
fucking finally
JI - April 15, 2008
Lowe'd!
seattlesundevil - April 15, 2008
FINALLY!
BrianL - April 15, 2008
WE BEAT THE ROYALS YESSSSSSSSSSSS
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
"Game over, Thank you very much." -Sims
Patrick517 - April 15, 2008
38 hours 42 minutes later.
woooooo
dkulich - April 15, 2008
win.
sirbrianwilson - April 15, 2008
About Fucking time
IceStormV1 - April 15, 2008
Go away Krueger.
I think thats my favorite part of the game, when MLBtv cuts him off
dkulich - April 15, 2008
GAME OVER
GOOD GOD
M’s WIN!!!!!
thenatural - April 15, 2008
i like how mlb.tv just cuts off.
sirbrianwilson - April 15, 2008
You don't pay for the post game wrap up!
dkulich - April 15, 2008
i was actually being serious.
sirbrianwilson - April 15, 2008
You can listen to the KOMO radio post-game all the way through
Not that I want to watch the FSN post-game, but I do find it kind of weird…
thenatural - April 15, 2008
so tomorrow's callup
is going to be Morrow….. (my guess)
Reed is playing for Tacoma.
MfaninAlaska - April 15, 2008
FSN fawning over Rhodes and Willie?
Goose - April 15, 2008
Nice annoucer banter:
Announcer: “Can you think of anyone who impacted more lives than Jackie Robinson?”
Me: “Hitler?”
...
JI - April 15, 2008
That was the LONGEST
3 hour and 25 minute game I’ve ever witnessed. Seriously, that’s not really even a long game, but Jesus Christ was that loooooooooooooooooooong
tootthekazoo - April 15, 2008
And we won by 5
It was so brutal
cwel87 - April 15, 2008
So...
finishing work, taking the hour trip home, going to the gym, working out, coming home, showering up, and getting dinner all took the same amount of time as this game.
This actually makes me sad to realize the opportunity cost I’ve incurred watching so many M’s games over the years. Fucking Tits… Making me utilize my college education…
Ass.
ningwers - April 15, 2008
Cardinals / Brewers
...both teams have their pitcher hitting 8th.
JI - April 15, 2008
Prince Fielder needs a DH
dkulich - April 15, 2008
Not if Ryan Braunn gets to it first.
JI - April 15, 2008
6 of Carlos Pena's 9 hits have left the yard
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
I bet the other three hits feel resentment for not living up to the other hits' example
ningwers - April 15, 2008
The other three hits dickishly mock Rocco Baldelli
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
Because they have better mitochondira
dkulich - April 15, 2008
sweet sweet mitochondria
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
Mariners offense had good mitochondria today
dkulich - April 15, 2008
Showoffs
ningwers - April 15, 2008
I was waiting for "nerds"...
but I’ll take it!
dkulich - April 15, 2008
Oh, I was talking about the mitochondria
ningwers - April 15, 2008
nerds
tootthekazoo - April 15, 2008
Haha oh...
but I’ll still take it!
dkulich - April 15, 2008
I hate when mitochondria gets uppity
Know your role. You’re nothing without oxygen.
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
Bitch.
That required a “bitch” at the end. It shows you mean business.
ningwers - April 15, 2008
I'm more the passive-aggressive type
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
Wuss
ningwers - April 15, 2008
I'll insult you by ignoring you
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
So technically you already failed
ningwers - April 15, 2008
I'm still learning
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
It looks like you're not the only one
:(
ningwers - April 15, 2008
If the Caps lose I'm going to have a lot more free time this next month and a half
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
Time to write that novel?
ningwers - April 15, 2008
if by "write" you mean "do" and by "that novel" you mean "lines" then yes
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
As long as they're off a supermodel
I have no problem with this
ningwers - April 15, 2008
I do live in California
homesick yet?
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
Less so than when I was freezing my ass off a few months ago
but yes, a bit
ningwers - April 15, 2008
What's wrong with the Flames/Sharks?
Mariner John - April 15, 2008
Nothing
my enthusiasm for them just doesn’t compare to that which I have for Ottawa and AO, though.
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
Ah.
Mariner John - April 15, 2008
The Sharks are my #3 team in the playoffs, for what it's worth
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
Being on our favorite teams list
appears to be the playoff kiss of death
ningwers - April 15, 2008
I don't know why we don't live in Vegas
Stupidity, I guess.
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
You don't have to live in Vegas to play in Vegas
That’s like saying you have to live with the stripper. Screw that noise.
ningwers - April 15, 2008
The point is we don't seem to be taking advantage of our unpleasant gift
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
Guess we'll see the Ducks magically face the Leafs int he finals then.
Mariner John - April 15, 2008
If that happened you'd never see me around here ever again
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
Did we ever settle on your epitaph?
I know it’s gone through a few iterations
ningwers - April 15, 2008
Killed Duck, Saved Millions
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
Solid
ningwers - April 15, 2008
BOOOO!
Go Flames
Llewdor - April 16, 2008
die die die in the face
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
I just got 10 text messages from my girlfriend...
(who’s at the Indians game) yelling at me about throwing the Youkilis home run ball back. This happened two years ago.
dkulich - April 15, 2008
I dislike his beard.
JI - April 15, 2008
I dislike his person
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
He'd be a fine Mariner though.
Shit would get Rapey at the Safe.
BrettJMiller - April 15, 2008
Thats no beard
thats a fucking possum
thenatural - April 15, 2008
I suspect a small band of heavily armed Banditos use his beard as a hideout
ningwers - April 15, 2008
Do the banditos count against roster restrictions?
dkulich - April 15, 2008
Unclear
Nobody in the League has ever spotted them because noone can stare at that ugly mug long enough to get a good look
ningwers - April 15, 2008
Actually the possum appears to be asleep
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
Does Mark Shapiro throw shit when they lose like Billy Beane does?
dkulich - April 15, 2008
Could he throw Chris Antonelli in our general direction?
Robert - April 15, 2008
*Antonetti
:(
Corco - April 15, 2008
Jarome Iginnnnnnnnnla
oh hay the M’s won too
Nick S - April 15, 2008
So if you were Doyle, what Philly bar would you be at right now...
I want to go meet him
dkulich - April 15, 2008
I assume he's in a stasis chamber some where waiting to be dethawed for the next game
ningwers - April 15, 2008
or
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
God that was a terrible movie.
BrianL - April 15, 2008
If only they could've given you prior warning before you watched
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
My own damn fault.
That’s what happens to me on Saturday afternoons with nothing better to do. Watch crappy movies on MyQ2.
BrianL - April 15, 2008
My old ex loved it
That’s when I knew it was time I realized I was just in that relationship for the sex
cwel87 - April 15, 2008
He's at the airport bar,
waiting to be shipped to his latest team.
Teej - April 15, 2008
The airport bars are mad expensive...
8.00 drafts. I save money on my flights only to waste it away waiting for the stupid delayed planes.
dkulich - April 15, 2008
Yesterday's game thread > Today's
Mariner John - April 15, 2008
way to let everyone down ningwers
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
Hey now
I’m not on the payroll around here. I don’t owe you nothin.
ningwers - April 15, 2008
We have a payroll?
God damn my accountant.
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
My late tidbits
Not everything on the screen at M’s game is as gold as Bradtastic or Fuck Blast. See: Sterling Silva, Beltremendous
Guillen still sucks at OF. Teahen isn’t very good at it either.
Mariner John - April 15, 2008
Rainiers game
Tacoma just put up a 9 spot against Julio Mateo…. Wlad is 1-2 with a double and a walk 2rbi…. Clement is 1-3 with a HR….. Rohrbaugh hasn’t given up a hit yet…
oh and Chen has returned from his concussion…
MfaninAlaska - April 15, 2008
Way to Sims up the no-hitter.
Mariner John - April 15, 2008
Things seem to be looking up in Tacoma
atleast there is a future to look forward too.
Fin - April 15, 2008
Pay attention to the Rockies/Padres game
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
99 pitches for Wolf through 7
I don’t think he’ll make it.
The Typical Idiot Fan - April 15, 2008
I meant in the seventh.
If he doesn’t, it could be a combination effort.
The Typical Idiot Fan - April 15, 2008
He won't
but that doesn’t mean the team can’t. Especially since a big lead means no Hoffman.
Jeff Sullivan - April 15, 2008
Sad but true
ningwers - April 15, 2008
Moot point now.
The Typical Idiot Fan - April 15, 2008
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