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Series Preview: Seattle Mariners @ Anaheim Angels

Seattle: 9-8
Anaheim:10-7

GAMES

Game 1: R.A. Dickey vs Joe Saunders*
Game 2: Jarrod Washburn* vs Ervin Santana
Game 3: Miguel Batista vs Dustin Moseley

This is going to be quite a test with arguably our three worst starters heading out there (we don't yet know where to place Dickey). Luckily, the competition we face is thoroughly mediocre as well. We've already seen Joe Saunders "stuff" and now we get to see Ervin "Not as crazy nor as good as Greinke" Santana, albeit at home so he might actually be on his meds, and Dustin Moseley who recently got lit up by, well, everyone he's faced.

Moseley's repertoire is close to a carbon copy of Saunders, the difference being the Saunders at least tries to throw strikes. Moseley is much more of a giver in the walks department. Ervin is also primarily a two-pitch hurler, though his offspeed pitch of choice is the slider rather than the change and he has about 3 extra mph of velocity over the other two.

Star-divide

Likely Starters:
C Mike Napoli/Jeff Mathis
1 Casey Kotchman*
2 Maicer Izturis^
3 Chone Figgins^
S Erick Aybar^
L Garret Anderson*
C Whore
R Gary Matthews Jr.^
D Vladimir Guerrero

Rightfield and DH seem to be interchangeable thus far for the Angels and 2B could end up back in the hands of Howie Kendrick at some point during this series. Hey; deja vu! Yep, it's a new series and Kendrick is hurt again, though the Angels outfield situation is a little more clear now that Willits is down in Salt Lake where he belongs. Expect to see an at bat or two go to Juan Rivera at some point.

Now through 17 games the Angels offense profiles as, well, exactly the same as they did last time. They're still close to the bottom of the league in walks drawn and pitches seen. However, they don't really strike out at all, only behind our Mariners in terms of avoiding the K. They need a dash of  Brandon Wood and his 22 strikeouts in 58 plate appearances, 38%, to add to their starting lineup.

CONTEXT

That was likely the two easiest wins the Ms will garner in a row all year as their win expectancy exceeded 80% during the third inning both nights. However, they went about it in two completely different ways; attacking early and often against Blanton and milking walks out of DiNardo last night. It would be nice to continue that roll; however boring the baseball might be, wins are wins and doubly so when against divisional foes.

R.A. Dickey is getting perhaps the best lineup to face for his 2008 starter debut; a bunch of free swingers. That means they won't be waiting around drawing counts so Dickey should be able to avoid the massive walk game that is always a risk with knuckleballers but he will be at risk for a 2006 meltdown game.

Jose Lopez has nine sacrifices on the year already.

Jose Vidro has contributed 0.34 runs per game so far in 2008. Barry Bonds contributed 1.13 runs per game in 2007. Even if you knock that down to an even 1 run per game (his lowest level since 1991 {golly Bonds is a good hitter}) we'd have scored over 10 runs more than we have already this year, giving us an 11-6 pythag record.

A lineup of nine Barry Bonds circa 2004 would be expected to score 3,564 runs in a season.

THIS SERIES BROUGHT TO YOU BY:

Trois Pistoles
Unibroue. Chambly, QC

Fuck off Anaheim, you don't make any good beers anything. Quebec on the other hand... Dark ruby red/blackish color with all assortments of fruits on the nose and an ever complex taste. Orange, spice, cinnamon, banana and raisins are all notable in the aroma which gives way to a little more malt in the taste. Often described as port-like for it's deep flavors, this is perhaps the best line produced at Canada's best brewery.

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Comments

I'm not really an alcohol drinker

but all these beers you post makes me actually want to try some. Happy Dickey DAY!

It's about quality over quantity.
Tell that to my case of PBR in the fridge
Natty Light FTW
Natty light is never FTW
Hmm

Smooth easy taste, can put down case in one night. My college drunkenness disagrees.

Note: I actually do like good beer too. But sometimes I want something light.

There is no taste.

Natty Light blows, along with all the other trashy frat beers.

You dissapoint a fellow collegian with your taste in beer

Meh

I was in a frat, so I cut my teeth on trashy frat beers. I have yet to really grow out of it.

I see two life mistakes in that one line.
Natty Light FNW!
Natty Light FTW????

As in Fhat the Wuck?

I have a whole case of Natty

you can have it if you want

What did your fridge do to make you hate it?
It's always empty

‘cept for the PBR. Oh, and the Lil’ smokies

I doubt your doctor approves this diet.
Prolly not

maybe I’ll substitute the PBR’s for some of that fancy beer, and the Lil’ smokies for cat food.

Trois Pistoles

is ranked as the second best beer in the world by RateBeer.com.

While I’m generally a fan of Unibroue’s products, and specifically recommend Trois Pistoles, Maudite, and Don de Dieu, I do suggest you stay away from Fin du Monde.

It’s called “The End of the World” for a reason.

I love Fin du Monde

I cannot comprehend why anyone else wouldn’t.

I agree

It was the first Unibroue beer I tried, and it got me to try the rest.

It is quite delicious.

And if you get it at the right place, quite affordable. Same is true of all of Unibroue’s fine products.

yeah, I pointed this out to John post-sfotball

it’s like $3.50 / 12oz bottle at Elysian. Unbelievably affordable.

They have it at Trader Joe's for insanely cheap.

Like, $6.00 750 ml.

yeah, TJs has a few unibroue's IIRC
They also brew a Trader Joe's branded belgian style every winter.

It’s wicked cheap and really good.

They usually sell a 3 pack of 750 ml at Costco during holiday season

For $16-18. Maudite, Trois Pistoles and Fin du Monde—I rank them in that order. The first 2 are amazing, the third… Not so much.

Since that’s several months away, the downtown Bellevue QFC on NE 8th & Bellevue Way also has them, and I think the Whole Foods in Bellevue at the corner of 8th and 405 should also. A little more per bottle there.

Damn, thats a great deal

I got a 750 ml of Trois Pistoles for like $8.50. Of course in AZ I just have to consider myself lucky that I can find anything without having to scour for a specialty store.

I think it tastes like dishwater.
Unibroue is the best suggestion anyone's ever given me
So long as you don't get it confused with...

Seriously. Smaller.

plus, that dude’s scary.

Hooray for my liquor store carrying a full Unibroue selection

Boo for me buying it 5 hours before the game starts like I always do and having to wait forever

Once again

Really enjoying these previews, Matthew. A very welcome read each series.

thanks, I appreciate it.
I'm really enjoying your mom
Is this thread is about to get out of hand again?

Where’s borgy?

my mom's a parakeet

haha ur a beasty now!!1

(yeah, I re-mixed my own joke)

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of eldeberries!!!!
Anyone going to any of the games?

I’ll be at the Sunday game. I thought about trying to get tickets to Saturday but that was before I got in a small car accident.

Taking this series will make me completely

forget the Baltimore travesty. If we can beat the angels with these three on the mound and all the minor and major injuries then I’m going to fully suspend disbelief.
Hey, anyone notice that the Ms are among the league leaders for RS? Pretty cool.

I noted last night about Vlad against Wakefield

well that whole team hits him pretty well… to an overall tune of: .326 .372 .601 .973

I have a sinking feeling that Dickey is going to have his work cut out for him tonight against this aggressive lineup.. especially if they get runners on base.

That’s it?

uhh
A lineup of nine Barry Bonds circa 2004 would be expected to score 3,564 runs in a season.
That's ~3000 more than I expect out of the '08 Giants
I wonder how many times he would get walked if there were 9 of him though
good point

the IBB’s would go down, since Bonds would be on deck.

this lineup would make my head explode.

Yeah but imagine the HRs
yeah theoretically they should go way up

Not only because of much fewer IBBs, but also if you believe in the concept of “protecting the batter.” They wouldn’t be able to pitch around him.

THT did a thing on best Aprils ever

Bonds’ 2004 April:

.474/.696/.1.132

23 Games, 53 At-bats, 39 BB (18 intentional), 25 hits (10 HR, 5 2B)

I might..

..have to break out a bottle of The Abyss for tonight.

that is mighty good stuff.
BEAT LOS ANGELHEIM

Go Dickey Knuckler.

hey that's your first comment

Welcome…TO THE INTERNET!
(but seriously hi)

Yay Internet

I primarily wanted to get “Los Angelheim” into the LL vernacular.

It will always be LAnaheim to me.
I pregfer the so cal dooshbags
why not Douchebags?
mainly because I'm retarded
people spell it that way a lot online

always makes me think of

koosh balls are awesome

they make great balls to use with those mini bats they give away at stadiums for a game of indoor baseball

L'Anaheim
poor Joh. that's all I have to say on this matter
Why not let Burke catch?

He’s caught Dickey before…

GAY JOKE GAY JOKE
Jeebus

I didn’t…I can’t believe…so…obvious.

Burke caught Dickey in Oklahoma City during the 2006 season. Of course, Dickey spread himself around a bit, and wasn’t tied down to just one catcher. Tom Gregorio got a piece of the action here and there, and Nick Trzesniak may have gotten in on the action too. Must have been a bit difficult for the catchers; some may have felt a bit odd to see him using so many other receivers, but more than that – you’ve got to be physically ready and somewhat experienced to be able to deal with Dickey. You can’t just run out there and expect it to go smoothly. Hell, it can get really messy.

I don't get how you can do this and make European History jokes but you should probably put it on your resume
You'd be shocked at the market

for this combo of skills. On the other hand, that just means these skills are an opportunity for a savvy entrepreneur.

So, somebody start a company and pay me to write gay jokes with occasional history allusions. All while imitating Woody Paige.

I’m waiting.

No? Ah well.

wonderful
ST

Do we know if any of our catches can handle Dickey for the most part? I was not paying attention during spring training.

man

I am going to giggle like a damn schoolgirl anytime someone says “catch Dickey” or “handle Dickey”

Burke has experience catching knucklers. Kenji seemed to do okay in the relief appearance Dickey made.
I would say

let Burke start then…I guess he can always come in if Joh is sucking it up.

I'm a little surprised he didn't come in when Dickey made his last appearance.

I guess they don’t want to assign him a “personal catcher”.

While there is no doubt that Anaheim sucks...

Disney is pretty awesome. But I guess they don’t actually ‘make’ anything at Disneyland (aside from bucketloads of money) so tnevermind.

Disney is the worst company in America
Pixar.
!Disney
Pixar controls Disney animation studios.

While I agree that the umbrella company is terrible, they have a track record of making great movies.

And yes, I know they make a ton of crap, too.

My former employer is the worst company in America.

Mills Music.

Seriously, I lead the entire fucking company in sales for a year and I was only paid $8.25 an hour.

Halliburton, AT&T, Comcast, and WalMart

say hi.

Disney ruined ESPN

it has a much bigger impact on my life.

One could make an argument for Nintendo considering the M's the last couple of years
good point

but Nintendo does help my local economy.

Not too mention the way Nintendo is killing gaming

Wii Fit :(

Wii Play :(

Wii Sports :(

ok I don't own a wii but...

That’s a retarded statement. Nintendo is not killing gaming. It’s making gaming thrive like never before. The gaming audience is going to double because of the wii. There’s still going to be the games you like (MarioKart, Smash Bros, Metroid, Zelda) and there will be titles for other on top of it.

/SOMEONE IS WRONG ON THE INTERNET

No

The audience isn’t doubling at all. If anything the same number of people buy Nintendo’s real games, while the hardware sells boatloads more because its a trendy toy for soccer moms.

Very few people are buying the Wii for software, they’re buying it because its a trendy box with a packed in toy (Wii Sports).

doubtful

I know a lot of the stereotypical gamers, and they’re going crazy for it. Didn’t Smash Brothers just set a one-day sales record? The type of people who bought lots of games before will continue to do so, and those who never gamed before might play a few titles.

Yes but

the last Smash brothers sold a lot as well, this one is selling to all the same people.

The only people who buy software for the Wii are Nintendo fans who can’t let go. No software sells on the Wii unless its made by Nintendo. The software tie ratio for the Wii is ATROCIOUS.

Again, most people are buying the Wii hardware for one reason and one reason only, Wii Sports. They do not view it as a real game console, but a trendy toy.

I'm not a big gamer, and that's how I think of the Wii.

I want to get one for the sports games. I haven’t even remotely considered buying any other games to go with it. That’s what my 360 will be for, or my home PC.

ok well

shit I should be working, quick points and then I’ll cede the internet argument

1. You say that Nintendo is selling the same amount of software to the main gamers, just as it always has. If you add in whatever the soccer moms/grandpas/girls are buying, wouldn’t that indicate that nintendo isn’t “killing gaming” as you say, even if it’s merely keeping the status quo?

2. Third party software hasn’t sold super well on Nintendo systems in a while.

3. Another article about consoles, but your theory that most consoles are trendy toys is bullshit. People buy consoles because they want to play software. That’s why Nintendo (and all companies) sell them at a loss: http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601101&;sid=a8nU_XzlLJG4&refer=japan

No

1. What the soccer moms, old people and girls are buy is crap. They’re buying all the god awful shit like Carnival Games and Mini Game Extravaganza 5. If companies continue to see that this is all that sells on the Wii then they’ll stop creating real games and pump out shit wagglified mini game garbage, thus killing gaming.

2. If the hardware leader isn’t allowing third parties to grow on its hardware how is that a good thing? They’re killing the competition off or forcing them to produce the waggle shit that sells on the Wii.

3. People buy CONSOLES for software. People buy the Wii for Wii Sports and soon Wii Fit. So what if 3 million people bought Smash, the other 20 million aren’t buying software.

Tons of "real gamers" have Wiis,

on top of the soccer moms (who, for some reason, aren’t supposed to buy video games?)

Yes, it’s trendy and, to a degree, a gimmick, but you can’t pretend that it’s not bringing a ton of new people to video games - even if they’re buying really shitty games. I don’t see how it’s causing any harm to gaming. Just because soccer moms buy shitty shovelware doesn’t change anything. There are still tons of great games coming out on other consoles - and there are a few really, really good games on the Wii.

I just don’t see how it’s any sort of detriment to the industry. My 360 still works fine, and there are a shit-ton of good games out, and many more on the way.

ok everyone, time for a group hug

and get back to baseball. Let us remember the significance of arguing online:

Dear God that's adorable.
Well

I was originally just being facetious, but its always fun to argue with people who think the Wii is in some way good for the REST of the games industry.

My employer in no way benefits from soccer moms buying the Wii solely for Wii sports.

If I may ask

Who is your employer?

Console exclusives

are killing gaming.

Hear hear.
I don't know

Capcom and Sega seem to be having decent success with the system.

what do you want me to do? leave it alone?

they’ll just keep on being wrong!

Thank you for being the scroll over text.
BRAWLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
SONIC'S IN BRAWL!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?1ONE
SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS!!
Damn straight.

I’ve got weighted companion-cube fuzzy dice in my car.

you're joking.

if not, post a picture. sounds awesome (in the nerdiest sense)

Soon as I get either a camera or my phone back from AT&T I'll do that.
Don't have the picture of the dice in my car yet

but here’s the official product promo image

Best fuzzy dice ever:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/7ccc

Wow. I haven't seen one of those in a while.

I think I’d prefer one with fewer sides, though. A 4 or 10 would be sweet.
Yes, sweet.

I admit I was hoping for a 12-sider.

That's the one.
That's funny, someone just rented that movie like 5 minutes ago.
That movie

was one of the high points of my childhood. My god….what a movie.

The talent show scene is one of my favorite scenes in any comedy ever.
Seriously?

What store even still has that in stock?

Um, most of them?

That’s a pretty popular movie. Any decent video store worth a damn had better have it.

I guess I never go to the video store anymore.

I thought they dumped movies after a certain amount of time, unless they won an Oscar or something.

Crappy ones do.

My store has ~4000 titles. And only 500 or so are porn!

Blackwater?
BTW Sean Rodriguez was called up

So Kendrick to DL could be imminent.

FUUUUUUCK

God damn he’s my favorite player (and he’s been hitting like crazy when he’s been playing).

Snowing in Lynnwood

and sticking to I-5. Beware those with commutes later today.

Rain/snow/hail mix in Shoreline... Aaaaaaand now the sun is poking out...
This does not make me happy.
we might have 2 inches when we wake up here in spokanstan
I don't think we'll get nearly that much.

But Seattle has hills, whereas Spokane, not so much.

Still, it’s APRIL.

Apparently Spokane is in the house?
What?

NO! BAD SPOKANE!

You get outside where you belong! Shoo!

Sorry, I didn't know it wasn't allowed in.

Shoo! SHOOOOOOOOO!!!

Great, now it's in the garden.

It’s your Spokane, will you please go take care of it?

Fuck that

I don’t want Spokane. And hell if I’ll claim ownership of it.

Dammit, so it's a stray then?
Sure has the look of one.

And the smell.

I hope it's had it's shots.
I can guaruntee that Spokane has had plenty of shots.
I've had shots in Spokane.

Somwhere near the arena where the hockey team plays. I don’t know what the place was called.

it is called the arena
That's it?

I was actually saying I don’t know the name of the place we had shots at. But I’m surprised the arena doesn’t have a name.

SPOKANE VETERANS MEMORIAL ARENA

But I agree if it’s not corperate vomit it doesn’t count.

Interesting.

“Why build a statue in the city square, when we can just rename the arena and put a plaque somewhere?” – Spokane City Council

HEY NOW

Jarrod Washburn’s dad has his own display case.

Well that is pretty cool.
He's not the only one.

Apparently if you played minor league ball in Spokane you are worthy of your own exhibit.

Also, it's a (relatively) new arena

and, despite the mid 90s Arizona Diamondbacks color scheme, it is a phenomenal venue for arena rock shows.

spokane veterams memorial arena
How is that any different?
it's not I just had not z done to your yet
les schwab has most of the rooms and stuff every where
Fuck.

Guarantee. I suck at everything.

'We'll, in this case, meaning Seattle.
That's all sorts of a confusing statement right there.

Especially with the awesome punctuation.

You lost me at "We'll"
Yeah.

I’ve had a lot of coffee today, and so my brain is moving faster than my fingers.

Okay Tweak.
I am okay with this comparison.
Nothing like a nice relaxing cup of joe.
I want to ask y'all a question before I crash

(I work nights) When I get to the office I watch the game on mlb.tv’s archive. Is there anyway to set it so it doesn’t pop up with spoilers? ie- today it had a link to Lopez’s two run single. If anyone can help I would appreciate it. Super hard to avert your eyes for the whole game.

Do you have the premium sevice?

If so, use Mosaic. It hides the scores and any other teasers.

yes I do

thank you I’ll try that.

Pullman

Going to snow a couple of inches here as well but we also have plenty of frosty beverages.

Husky Ron in Pullman?
Dawgs

Yup, I’m like a big fat fish out of water

I miss Pullman.

Graduated in ‘04, and I haven’t seen a snowflake since.

Where did you go when you left Pullman?
San Diego.
That would explain the lack of snow.
Pullman

I grew up north of Seattle & loved it over there but Pullman is a pretty cool place to raise a kid. Problem is, he likes soccer & the coug-it’s, proving that I am a miserable rotten failure as a father.

Use the reply button please
oops

Will do sorry

No problem, you're not the first
That does make you a bad father

if I would have told my father (I come from a diehard Ohio State family) that I was a Michigan fan he would have belted me into becoming a Buckeye fan

So to recap

Abusive dads = good!

"Here's a carton of smokes son, happy birthday!"
...and if you're good

you get a nerf football for Christmas!

Dad!!! The dog ate half my nerf ball, and got into my smokes too!

WAHHH!!! “SMACK!” sniffle…...

Don't worry son

when you turn 18 I’m taking you to get a lap dance.

Can't we just use my fake ID and go now?

Isn’t that why you bought it for me when I got off parole?

Yeah

I’m cheering for Ohio State- so everything turned out right, no?

I don't get it.
Apparently not
meta-jokes rarely work on the internet

I tried, i failed.

I understood what you were doing shortly after commenting

But your timing was off :(

story of my life.
What?

I thought it was hilarious. Somehow it seemed even funnier than the first two guys… who’s messages aren’t there anymore? What the crap?

Yeah, that's weird.
Maybe Jeff didn't find them as funny as I did.
I don't even know what you're talking about
So how would a comment disappear, if you didn't take it down?

Is there someway for me to erase my own jackass comments?

I don't know of any disappearing comments
Fine. Feign ignorance.

Anyway, before pdb’s comment and after Husky Ron’s somebody (I’ve forgotten who) said “Well done” and “Well played”. They were responses to Husky Ron, but not done as replies. Now they’re gone.

I'm confuzzled
I thought you were running this show.

Hell, I just sent you some money because I thought you were doing such a good job. Now it turns out you don’t have a clue about what’s going on.

(This ribbing is all in jest. I figure I haven’t been here long enough to not spell that out.)

I deleted a comment of mine because I ironically forgot to hit reply

but that was it. Weird.

Apparently your comment left, and took mine with it.
I posted "well played". I'm not sure what happened to it either.
It's still there, right below mine.

Unless my screen is a liar.

I think your screen is liar.

I don’t see it.

I refreshed, and you're right.

My screen is an asshole.

I recommend throwing it out the window.
Especially if it's a 21" CRT like mine.

Assuming you can lift it. And find a window big enough.

You know the refrigerator? If it was full of eggs, I could still lift it.
I'd like to, but the company frowns on stuff like that.
Good lord.

“Who’s” instead of “whose”. Graham was right – I really am retarded.

Alaskan Amber makes you retarded?

Crap, I’m in trouble.

It might have been the Silver Gulch.
What is this "Silver Gulch" you speak of?
Unless you're in Fairbanks, I don't think you'll find it.


I like it better than Alaskan. Which is saying something.

Looks like I'm out of luck then.
Me, too.

Out of curiousity, how much should I like midgets, anyway.

I'm not sure,

but I’m pretty sure I crossed the line when I announced that I want to open a bar and hire only midgets to work there.

Girl troubles?
I'm sorry, I got "it" confused with "any".
I am not sure

That it is a good thing I found this site, I may never be productive at work again. Have a good weekend everybody

My work productivity has completely fallen off the table

since I became a member here.

Crap, I totally forgot I was even AT work.

I think I’ll go get some lunch.

you're telling me

I’m a day behind, since I took last Friday off. I was supposed to catch up this week. I’ll be lucky if I leave today still a day behind.

While I'm going to avoid giving an opposing preview this time

I gotta take issue with this:

Now through 17 games the Angels offense profiles as, well, exactly the same as they did last time. They’re still close to the bottom of the league in walks drawn and pitches seen. They also already strike out more than nearly every other American League team.

The part I have a problem with is the last sentence. The Angels have struck out 83 times, less than any team in the AL besides Seattle. Maybe you have the Halos confused with the Rays or something.

Maybe I'm not your guy, buddy!!
I'm not your fwend, guy!
I'm not your fwend, buddy!
Is this a dead meme yet?
Probably. But it still makes me chuckle.
I'm having fun.
Prepare for some Chocolate pain, bitch.
Nope

that’s me being confused by BR’s rankings again. Why do people insist on ordering teams in descending order no matter the relative value of the statistic?!

Because it's more logically consistent that way.
It's consistent

it is NOT logical.

The offense ranked number one in strikeouts should be the team that’s struck out the least, not the most.

Blah blah your needs
I disagree.

It drives me nuts when people say that some team leads the league in runs allowed and somehow mean it in a good way. If you lead the league in runs allowed, then you’ve allowed the most runs.

BR’s rankings are awesome. Your way is made of Skoorbo.

David Stern can suck my balls.
Take it easy.

Remember, the more Stern and Bennett talk, the more ammunition Seattle lawyers have.

It won't matter.
Fuck Clay Bennet. Cocky mothafucka.
I'm not letting him near my balls.

He’d move them to another city.

"reply" helps dammit.
I think its more funny out of context
Actually you're right.

I’m glad I screwed up now.

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