Seattle: 9-8
Anaheim:10-7
Game 1: R.A. Dickey vs Joe Saunders*
Game 2: Jarrod Washburn* vs Ervin Santana
Game 3: Miguel Batista vs Dustin Moseley
This is going to be quite a test with arguably our three worst starters heading out there (we don't yet know where to place Dickey). Luckily, the competition we face is thoroughly mediocre as well. We've already seen Joe Saunders "stuff" and now we get to see Ervin "Not as crazy nor as good as Greinke" Santana, albeit at home so he might actually be on his meds, and Dustin Moseley who recently got lit up by, well, everyone he's faced.
Moseley's repertoire is close to a carbon copy of Saunders, the difference being the Saunders at least tries to throw strikes. Moseley is much more of a giver in the walks department. Ervin is also primarily a two-pitch hurler, though his offspeed pitch of choice is the slider rather than the change and he has about 3 extra mph of velocity over the other two.

Likely Starters:
C Mike Napoli/Jeff Mathis
1 Casey Kotchman*
2 Maicer Izturis^
3 Chone Figgins^
S Erick Aybar^
L Garret Anderson*
C Whore
R Gary Matthews Jr.^
D Vladimir Guerrero
Rightfield and DH seem to be interchangeable thus far for the Angels and 2B could end up back in the hands of Howie Kendrick at some point during this series. Hey; deja vu! Yep, it's a new series and Kendrick is hurt again, though the Angels outfield situation is a little more clear now that Willits is down in Salt Lake where he belongs. Expect to see an at bat or two go to Juan Rivera at some point.
Now through 17 games the Angels offense profiles as, well, exactly the same as they did last time. They're still close to the bottom of the league in walks drawn and pitches seen. However, they don't really strike out at all, only behind our Mariners in terms of avoiding the K. They need a dash of Brandon Wood and his 22 strikeouts in 58 plate appearances, 38%, to add to their starting lineup.
That was likely the two easiest wins the Ms will garner in a row all year as their win expectancy exceeded 80% during the third inning both nights. However, they went about it in two completely different ways; attacking early and often against Blanton and milking walks out of DiNardo last night. It would be nice to continue that roll; however boring the baseball might be, wins are wins and doubly so when against divisional foes.
R.A. Dickey is getting perhaps the best lineup to face for his 2008 starter debut; a bunch of free swingers. That means they won't be waiting around drawing counts so Dickey should be able to avoid the massive walk game that is always a risk with knuckleballers but he will be at risk for a 2006 meltdown game.
Jose Lopez has nine sacrifices on the year already.
Jose Vidro has contributed 0.34 runs per game so far in 2008. Barry Bonds contributed 1.13 runs per game in 2007. Even if you knock that down to an even 1 run per game (his lowest level since 1991 {golly Bonds is a good hitter}) we'd have scored over 10 runs more than we have already this year, giving us an 11-6 pythag record.
A lineup of nine Barry Bonds circa 2004 would be expected to score 3,564 runs in a season.
Trois Pistoles
Unibroue. Chambly, QC
Fuck off Anaheim, you don't make any good beers anything. Quebec on the other hand... Dark ruby red/blackish color with all assortments of fruits on the nose and an ever complex taste. Orange, spice, cinnamon, banana and raisins are all notable in the aroma which gives way to a little more malt in the taste. Often described as port-like for it's deep flavors, this is perhaps the best line produced at Canada's best brewery.
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I'm not really an alcohol drinker
but all these beers you post makes me actually want to try some. Happy Dickey DAY!
LantermanC - April 18, 2008
It's about quality over quantity.
Matthew - April 18, 2008
Tell that to my case of PBR in the fridge
Edanger6 - April 18, 2008
Natty Light FTW
appleshampoo - April 18, 2008
Natty light is never FTW
pdb - April 18, 2008
Hmm
Smooth easy taste, can put down case in one night. My college drunkenness disagrees.
Note: I actually do like good beer too. But sometimes I want something light.
appleshampoo - April 18, 2008
There is no taste.
Natty Light blows, along with all the other trashy frat beers.
You dissapoint a fellow collegian with your taste in beer
cwel87 - April 18, 2008
Meh
I was in a frat, so I cut my teeth on trashy frat beers. I have yet to really grow out of it.
appleshampoo - April 18, 2008
I see two life mistakes in that one line.
Matthew - April 18, 2008
Natty Light FNW!
Matthew - April 18, 2008
Natty Light FTW????
As in Fhat the Wuck?
PositivePaul - April 18, 2008
I have a whole case of Natty
you can have it if you want
Corco - April 18, 2008
What did your fridge do to make you hate it?
Graham MacAree - April 18, 2008
It's always empty
‘cept for the PBR. Oh, and the Lil’ smokies
Edanger6 - April 18, 2008
I doubt your doctor approves this diet.
Thingray - April 18, 2008
Prolly not
maybe I’ll substitute the PBR’s for some of that fancy beer, and the Lil’ smokies for cat food.
Edanger6 - April 18, 2008
Trois Pistoles
is ranked as the second best beer in the world by RateBeer.com.
While I’m generally a fan of Unibroue’s products, and specifically recommend Trois Pistoles, Maudite, and Don de Dieu, I do suggest you stay away from Fin du Monde.
It’s called “The End of the World” for a reason.
Llewdor - April 18, 2008
I love Fin du Monde
I cannot comprehend why anyone else wouldn’t.
Matthew - April 18, 2008
I agree
It was the first Unibroue beer I tried, and it got me to try the rest.
arbeck77 - April 18, 2008
It is quite delicious.
And if you get it at the right place, quite affordable. Same is true of all of Unibroue’s fine products.
Aaron Campeau - April 18, 2008
yeah, I pointed this out to John post-sfotball
it’s like $3.50 / 12oz bottle at Elysian. Unbelievably affordable.
Matthew - April 18, 2008
They have it at Trader Joe's for insanely cheap.
Like, $6.00 750 ml.
Aaron Campeau - April 18, 2008
yeah, TJs has a few unibroue's IIRC
Matthew - April 18, 2008
They also brew a Trader Joe's branded belgian style every winter.
It’s wicked cheap and really good.
Aaron Campeau - April 18, 2008
They usually sell a 3 pack of 750 ml at Costco during holiday season
For $16-18. Maudite, Trois Pistoles and Fin du Monde—I rank them in that order. The first 2 are amazing, the third… Not so much.
Since that’s several months away, the downtown Bellevue QFC on NE 8th & Bellevue Way also has them, and I think the Whole Foods in Bellevue at the corner of 8th and 405 should also. A little more per bottle there.
thejew4u - April 18, 2008
Damn, thats a great deal
I got a 750 ml of Trois Pistoles for like $8.50. Of course in AZ I just have to consider myself lucky that I can find anything without having to scour for a specialty store.
thenatural - April 18, 2008
I think it tastes like dishwater.
Llewdor - April 18, 2008
Unibroue is the best suggestion anyone's ever given me
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
So long as you don't get it confused with...
PositivePaul - April 18, 2008
Seriously. Smaller.
plus, that dude’s scary.
pdb - April 18, 2008
Hooray for my liquor store carrying a full Unibroue selection
Boo for me buying it 5 hours before the game starts like I always do and having to wait forever
thenatural - April 18, 2008
Once again
Really enjoying these previews, Matthew. A very welcome read each series.
MarkE - April 18, 2008
thanks, I appreciate it.
Matthew - April 18, 2008
I'm really enjoying your mom
Graham MacAree - April 18, 2008
Is this thread is about to get out of hand again?
Where’s borgy?
brayden04 - April 18, 2008
my mom's a parakeet
haha ur a beasty now!!1
(yeah, I re-mixed my own joke)
Matthew - April 18, 2008
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of eldeberries!!!!
Thingray - April 18, 2008
Anyone going to any of the games?
I’ll be at the Sunday game. I thought about trying to get tickets to Saturday but that was before I got in a small car accident.
bluemax - April 18, 2008
How small is the car?
AZSEAfan - April 18, 2008
ha yuuu!
Bearskin Rugburn - April 18, 2008
Taking this series will make me completely
forget the Baltimore travesty. If we can beat the angels with these three on the mound and all the minor and major injuries then I’m going to fully suspend disbelief.
Hey, anyone notice that the Ms are among the league leaders for RS? Pretty cool.
Bearskin Rugburn - April 18, 2008
I noted last night about Vlad against Wakefield
well that whole team hits him pretty well… to an overall tune of: .326 .372 .601 .973
I have a sinking feeling that Dickey is going to have his work cut out for him tonight against this aggressive lineup.. especially if they get runners on base.
MfaninAlaska - April 18, 2008
That’s it?
JI - April 18, 2008
uhh
JI - April 18, 2008
That's ~3000 more than I expect out of the '08 Giants
Graham MacAree - April 18, 2008
so true
JI - April 18, 2008
I wonder how many times he would get walked if there were 9 of him though
LantermanC - April 18, 2008
good point
the IBB’s would go down, since Bonds would be on deck.
this lineup would make my head explode.
MFAN - April 18, 2008
Yeah but imagine the HRs
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
yeah theoretically they should go way up
Not only because of much fewer IBBs, but also if you believe in the concept of “protecting the batter.” They wouldn’t be able to pitch around him.
Eyebrows - April 18, 2008
THT did a thing on best Aprils ever
Bonds’ 2004 April:
.474/.696/.1.132
23 Games, 53 At-bats, 39 BB (18 intentional), 25 hits (10 HR, 5 2B)
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
I might..
..have to break out a bottle of The Abyss for tonight.
thepull - April 18, 2008
that is mighty good stuff.
pdb - April 18, 2008
BEAT LOS ANGELHEIM
Go Dickey Knuckler.
Luscious James - April 18, 2008
hey that's your first comment
Welcome…TO THE INTERNET!
(but seriously hi)
Eyebrows - April 18, 2008
Yay Internet
I primarily wanted to get “Los Angelheim” into the LL vernacular.
Luscious James - April 18, 2008
It will always be LAnaheim to me.
Graham MacAree - April 18, 2008
I pregfer the so cal dooshbags
InSpokane - April 18, 2008
why not Douchebags?
Eyebrows - April 18, 2008
mainly because I'm retarded
InSpokane - April 18, 2008
people spell it that way a lot online
always makes me think of

Eyebrows - April 18, 2008
koosh balls are awesome
they make great balls to use with those mini bats they give away at stadiums for a game of indoor baseball
Matthew - April 18, 2008
L'Anaheim
JI - April 18, 2008
poor Joh. that's all I have to say on this matter
InSpokane - April 18, 2008
Why not let Burke catch?
He’s caught Dickey before…
marc w - April 18, 2008
GAY JOKE GAY JOKE
Eyebrows - April 18, 2008
Jeebus
I didn’t…I can’t believe…so…obvious.
Burke caught Dickey in Oklahoma City during the 2006 season. Of course, Dickey spread himself around a bit, and wasn’t tied down to just one catcher. Tom Gregorio got a piece of the action here and there, and Nick Trzesniak may have gotten in on the action too. Must have been a bit difficult for the catchers; some may have felt a bit odd to see him using so many other receivers, but more than that – you’ve got to be physically ready and somewhat experienced to be able to deal with Dickey. You can’t just run out there and expect it to go smoothly. Hell, it can get really messy.
marc w - April 18, 2008
Perfect
Eyebrows - April 18, 2008
I don't get how you can do this and make European History jokes but you should probably put it on your resume
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
You'd be shocked at the market
for this combo of skills. On the other hand, that just means these skills are an opportunity for a savvy entrepreneur.
So, somebody start a company and pay me to write gay jokes with occasional history allusions. All while imitating Woody Paige.
I’m waiting.
No? Ah well.
marc w - April 18, 2008
wonderful
JI - April 18, 2008
ST
Do we know if any of our catches can handle Dickey for the most part? I was not paying attention during spring training.
appleshampoo - April 18, 2008
man
I am going to giggle like a damn schoolgirl anytime someone says “catch Dickey” or “handle Dickey”
Eyebrows - April 18, 2008
Burke has experience catching knucklers. Kenji seemed to do okay in the relief appearance Dickey made.
Thingray - April 18, 2008
I would say
let Burke start then…I guess he can always come in if Joh is sucking it up.
appleshampoo - April 18, 2008
I'm a little surprised he didn't come in when Dickey made his last appearance.
I guess they don’t want to assign him a “personal catcher”.
Thingray - April 18, 2008
While there is no doubt that Anaheim sucks...
Disney is pretty awesome. But I guess they don’t actually ‘make’ anything at Disneyland (aside from bucketloads of money) so tnevermind.
Aaron Campeau - April 18, 2008
Disney is the worst company in America
Matthew - April 18, 2008
Pixar.
Aaron Campeau - April 18, 2008
!Disney
Matthew - April 18, 2008
walmart
InSpokane - April 18, 2008
Pixar controls Disney animation studios.
While I agree that the umbrella company is terrible, they have a track record of making great movies.
And yes, I know they make a ton of crap, too.
Aaron Campeau - April 18, 2008
My former employer is the worst company in America.
Mills Music.
Seriously, I lead the entire fucking company in sales for a year and I was only paid $8.25 an hour.
BrianL - April 18, 2008
Halliburton, AT&T, Comcast, and WalMart
say hi.
Eyebrows - April 18, 2008
Disney ruined ESPN
it has a much bigger impact on my life.
Matthew - April 18, 2008
One could make an argument for Nintendo considering the M's the last couple of years
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
good point
but Nintendo does help my local economy.
Matthew - April 18, 2008
Not too mention the way Nintendo is killing gaming
Wii Fit :(
Wii Play :(
Wii Sports :(
bluemax - April 18, 2008
ok I don't own a wii but...
That’s a retarded statement. Nintendo is not killing gaming. It’s making gaming thrive like never before. The gaming audience is going to double because of the wii. There’s still going to be the games you like (MarioKart, Smash Bros, Metroid, Zelda) and there will be titles for other on top of it.
/SOMEONE IS WRONG ON THE INTERNET
Eyebrows - April 18, 2008
No
The audience isn’t doubling at all. If anything the same number of people buy Nintendo’s real games, while the hardware sells boatloads more because its a trendy toy for soccer moms.
Very few people are buying the Wii for software, they’re buying it because its a trendy box with a packed in toy (Wii Sports).
bluemax - April 18, 2008
doubtful
I know a lot of the stereotypical gamers, and they’re going crazy for it. Didn’t Smash Brothers just set a one-day sales record? The type of people who bought lots of games before will continue to do so, and those who never gamed before might play a few titles.
Eyebrows - April 18, 2008
Yes but
the last Smash brothers sold a lot as well, this one is selling to all the same people.
The only people who buy software for the Wii are Nintendo fans who can’t let go. No software sells on the Wii unless its made by Nintendo. The software tie ratio for the Wii is ATROCIOUS.
Again, most people are buying the Wii hardware for one reason and one reason only, Wii Sports. They do not view it as a real game console, but a trendy toy.
bluemax - April 18, 2008
I'm not a big gamer, and that's how I think of the Wii.
I want to get one for the sports games. I haven’t even remotely considered buying any other games to go with it. That’s what my 360 will be for, or my home PC.
Thingray - April 18, 2008
ok well
shit I should be working, quick points and then I’ll cede the internet argument
1. You say that Nintendo is selling the same amount of software to the main gamers, just as it always has. If you add in whatever the soccer moms/grandpas/girls are buying, wouldn’t that indicate that nintendo isn’t “killing gaming” as you say, even if it’s merely keeping the status quo?
2. Third party software hasn’t sold super well on Nintendo systems in a while.
3. Another article about consoles, but your theory that most consoles are trendy toys is bullshit. People buy consoles because they want to play software. That’s why Nintendo (and all companies) sell them at a loss: http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601101&;sid=a8nU_XzlLJG4&refer=japan
Eyebrows - April 18, 2008
No
1. What the soccer moms, old people and girls are buy is crap. They’re buying all the god awful shit like Carnival Games and Mini Game Extravaganza 5. If companies continue to see that this is all that sells on the Wii then they’ll stop creating real games and pump out shit wagglified mini game garbage, thus killing gaming.
2. If the hardware leader isn’t allowing third parties to grow on its hardware how is that a good thing? They’re killing the competition off or forcing them to produce the waggle shit that sells on the Wii.
3. People buy CONSOLES for software. People buy the Wii for Wii Sports and soon Wii Fit. So what if 3 million people bought Smash, the other 20 million aren’t buying software.
bluemax - April 18, 2008
Smash Brothers Brawl sales
http://www.i4u.com/article15556.html
Eyebrows - April 18, 2008
Tons of "real gamers" have Wiis,
on top of the soccer moms (who, for some reason, aren’t supposed to buy video games?)
Yes, it’s trendy and, to a degree, a gimmick, but you can’t pretend that it’s not bringing a ton of new people to video games - even if they’re buying really shitty games. I don’t see how it’s causing any harm to gaming. Just because soccer moms buy shitty shovelware doesn’t change anything. There are still tons of great games coming out on other consoles - and there are a few really, really good games on the Wii.
I just don’t see how it’s any sort of detriment to the industry. My 360 still works fine, and there are a shit-ton of good games out, and many more on the way.
Teej - April 18, 2008
ok everyone, time for a group hug
and get back to baseball. Let us remember the significance of arguing online:

Eyebrows - April 18, 2008
Dear God that's adorable.
Aaron Campeau - April 18, 2008
Well
I was originally just being facetious, but its always fun to argue with people who think the Wii is in some way good for the REST of the games industry.
My employer in no way benefits from soccer moms buying the Wii solely for Wii sports.
bluemax - April 18, 2008
If I may ask
Who is your employer?
Teej - April 18, 2008
Console exclusives
are killing gaming.
BrianL - April 18, 2008
Hear hear.
Teej - April 18, 2008
I don't know
Capcom and Sega seem to be having decent success with the system.
joof - April 18, 2008
SEGA!!
Thingray - April 18, 2008
Eyebrows - April 18, 2008
what do you want me to do? leave it alone?
they’ll just keep on being wrong!
Matthew - April 18, 2008
Thank you for being the scroll over text.
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 18, 2008
Those comics rule
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
http://xkcd.com
Eyebrows - April 18, 2008
Yes
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
BRAWLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
SONIC'S IN BRAWL!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?1ONE
BrianL - April 18, 2008
SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!
Eyebrows - April 18, 2008
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS!!
Thingray - April 18, 2008
Damn straight.
I’ve got weighted companion-cube fuzzy dice in my car.
BrianL - April 18, 2008
you're joking.
if not, post a picture. sounds awesome (in the nerdiest sense)
Eyebrows - April 18, 2008
Soon as I get either a camera or my phone back from AT&T I'll do that.
BrianL - April 18, 2008
Don't have the picture of the dice in my car yet
but here’s the official product promo image
BrianL - April 18, 2008
Best fuzzy dice ever:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/7ccc
Llewdor - April 18, 2008
Wow. I haven't seen one of those in a while.
I think I’d prefer one with fewer sides, though. A 4 or 10 would be sweet.
Yes, sweet.
The Alaskan - April 18, 2008
I admit I was hoping for a 12-sider.
Llewdor - April 18, 2008
Teej - April 18, 2008
That's the one.
Thingray - April 18, 2008
That's funny, someone just rented that movie like 5 minutes ago.
Aaron Campeau - April 18, 2008
That movie
was one of the high points of my childhood. My god….what a movie.
marc w - April 18, 2008
The talent show scene is one of my favorite scenes in any comedy ever.
Aaron Campeau - April 18, 2008
Seriously?
What store even still has that in stock?
Thingray - April 18, 2008
Um, most of them?
That’s a pretty popular movie. Any decent video store worth a damn had better have it.
Aaron Campeau - April 18, 2008
I guess I never go to the video store anymore.
I thought they dumped movies after a certain amount of time, unless they won an Oscar or something.
Thingray - April 18, 2008
Crappy ones do.
My store has ~4000 titles. And only 500 or so are porn!
Aaron Campeau - April 18, 2008
Blackwater?
The Alaskan - April 18, 2008
BTW Sean Rodriguez was called up
So Kendrick to DL could be imminent.
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
FUUUUUUCK
God damn he’s my favorite player (and he’s been hitting like crazy when he’s been playing).
Eyebrows - April 18, 2008
Snowing in Lynnwood
and sticking to I-5. Beware those with commutes later today.
Matthew - April 18, 2008
Rain/snow/hail mix in Shoreline... Aaaaaaand now the sun is poking out...
Thingray - April 18, 2008
This does not make me happy.
Aaron Campeau - April 18, 2008
we might have 2 inches when we wake up here in spokanstan
InSpokane - April 18, 2008
I don't think we'll get nearly that much.
But Seattle has hills, whereas Spokane, not so much.
Still, it’s APRIL.
Aaron Campeau - April 18, 2008
Apparently Spokane is in the house?
Thingray - April 18, 2008
What?
NO! BAD SPOKANE!
You get outside where you belong! Shoo!
Eyebrows - April 18, 2008
Sorry, I didn't know it wasn't allowed in.
Shoo! SHOOOOOOOOO!!!
Thingray - April 18, 2008
Great, now it's in the garden.
It’s your Spokane, will you please go take care of it?
Thingray - April 18, 2008
Fuck that
I don’t want Spokane. And hell if I’ll claim ownership of it.
Eyebrows - April 18, 2008
Dammit, so it's a stray then?
Thingray - April 18, 2008
Sure has the look of one.
And the smell.
Eyebrows - April 18, 2008
I hope it's had it's shots.
Thingray - April 18, 2008
I can guaruntee that Spokane has had plenty of shots.
Aaron Campeau - April 18, 2008
I've had shots in Spokane.
Somwhere near the arena where the hockey team plays. I don’t know what the place was called.
Thingray - April 18, 2008
it is called the arena
InSpokane - April 18, 2008
That's it?
I was actually saying I don’t know the name of the place we had shots at. But I’m surprised the arena doesn’t have a name.
Thingray - April 18, 2008
SPOKANE VETERANS MEMORIAL ARENA
But I agree if it’s not corperate vomit it doesn’t count.
JI - April 18, 2008
Huh.
Thingray - April 18, 2008
Interesting.
“Why build a statue in the city square, when we can just rename the arena and put a plaque somewhere?” – Spokane City Council
The Alaskan - April 18, 2008
HEY NOW
Jarrod Washburn’s dad has his own display case.
JI - April 18, 2008
Well that is pretty cool.
The Alaskan - April 18, 2008
He's not the only one.
Apparently if you played minor league ball in Spokane you are worthy of your own exhibit.
JI - April 18, 2008
Also, it's a (relatively) new arena
and, despite the mid 90s Arizona Diamondbacks color scheme, it is a phenomenal venue for arena rock shows.
JI - April 18, 2008
spokane veterams memorial arena
InSpokane - April 18, 2008
How is that any different?
JI - April 18, 2008
it's not I just had not z done to your yet
InSpokane - April 18, 2008
les schwab has most of the rooms and stuff every where
InSpokane - April 18, 2008
Fuck.
Guarantee. I suck at everything.
Aaron Campeau - April 18, 2008
'We'll, in this case, meaning Seattle.
Aaron Campeau - April 18, 2008
That's all sorts of a confusing statement right there.
Especially with the awesome punctuation.
Aaron Campeau - April 18, 2008
You lost me at "We'll"
Thingray - April 18, 2008
Yeah.
I’ve had a lot of coffee today, and so my brain is moving faster than my fingers.
Aaron Campeau - April 18, 2008
Okay Tweak.
Thingray - April 18, 2008
I am okay with this comparison.
Aaron Campeau - April 18, 2008
Nothing like a nice relaxing cup of joe.
Thingray - April 18, 2008
I want to ask y'all a question before I crash
(I work nights) When I get to the office I watch the game on mlb.tv’s archive. Is there anyway to set it so it doesn’t pop up with spoilers? ie- today it had a link to Lopez’s two run single. If anyone can help I would appreciate it. Super hard to avert your eyes for the whole game.
thewyrm - April 18, 2008
Do you have the premium sevice?
If so, use Mosaic. It hides the scores and any other teasers.
Teej - April 18, 2008
yes I do
thank you I’ll try that.
thewyrm - April 18, 2008
Pullman
Going to snow a couple of inches here as well but we also have plenty of frosty beverages.
Husky Ron - April 18, 2008
Husky Ron in Pullman?
Teej - April 18, 2008
Dawgs
Yup, I’m like a big fat fish out of water
Husky Ron - April 18, 2008
I miss Pullman.
Graduated in ‘04, and I haven’t seen a snowflake since.
Teej - April 18, 2008
Where did you go when you left Pullman?
Thingray - April 18, 2008
San Diego.
Teej - April 18, 2008
That would explain the lack of snow.
Thingray - April 18, 2008
Pullman
I grew up north of Seattle & loved it over there but Pullman is a pretty cool place to raise a kid. Problem is, he likes soccer & the coug-it’s, proving that I am a miserable rotten failure as a father.
Husky Ron - April 18, 2008
Use the reply button please
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
oops
Will do sorry
Husky Ron - April 18, 2008
No problem, you're not the first
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
That does make you a bad father
if I would have told my father (I come from a diehard Ohio State family) that I was a Michigan fan he would have belted me into becoming a Buckeye fan
Corco - April 18, 2008
So to recap
Abusive dads = good!
JI - April 18, 2008
"Here's a carton of smokes son, happy birthday!"
Thingray - April 18, 2008
...and if you're good
you get a nerf football for Christmas!
JI - April 18, 2008
Dad!!! The dog ate half my nerf ball, and got into my smokes too!
WAHHH!!! “SMACK!” sniffle…...
Thingray - April 18, 2008
Don't worry son
when you turn 18 I’m taking you to get a lap dance.
JI - April 18, 2008
Can't we just use my fake ID and go now?
Isn’t that why you bought it for me when I got off parole?
Thingray - April 18, 2008
Yeah
I’m cheering for Ohio State- so everything turned out right, no?
Corco - April 18, 2008
I don't get it.
pdb - April 18, 2008
Apparently not
Graham MacAree - April 18, 2008
meta-jokes rarely work on the internet
I tried, i failed.
pdb - April 18, 2008
I understood what you were doing shortly after commenting
But your timing was off :(
Graham MacAree - April 18, 2008
story of my life.
pdb - April 18, 2008
What?
I thought it was hilarious. Somehow it seemed even funnier than the first two guys… who’s messages aren’t there anymore? What the crap?
The Alaskan - April 18, 2008
Yeah, that's weird.
Thingray - April 18, 2008
Maybe Jeff didn't find them as funny as I did.
The Alaskan - April 18, 2008
I don't even know what you're talking about
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
So how would a comment disappear, if you didn't take it down?
Is there someway for me to erase my own jackass comments?
The Alaskan - April 18, 2008
I don't know of any disappearing comments
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
Fine. Feign ignorance.
Anyway, before pdb’s comment and after Husky Ron’s somebody (I’ve forgotten who) said “Well done” and “Well played”. They were responses to Husky Ron, but not done as replies. Now they’re gone.
The Alaskan - April 18, 2008
I'm confuzzled
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
I thought you were running this show.
Hell, I just sent you some money because I thought you were doing such a good job. Now it turns out you don’t have a clue about what’s going on.
(This ribbing is all in jest. I figure I haven’t been here long enough to not spell that out.)
The Alaskan - April 18, 2008
I deleted a comment of mine because I ironically forgot to hit reply
but that was it. Weird.
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
Apparently your comment left, and took mine with it.
Thingray - April 18, 2008
I posted "well played". I'm not sure what happened to it either.
Thingray - April 18, 2008
It's still there, right below mine.
Unless my screen is a liar.
Teej - April 18, 2008
I think your screen is liar.
I don’t see it.
The Alaskan - April 18, 2008
I refreshed, and you're right.
My screen is an asshole.
Teej - April 18, 2008
I recommend throwing it out the window.
The Alaskan - April 18, 2008
Especially if it's a 21" CRT like mine.
Assuming you can lift it. And find a window big enough.
Llewdor - April 18, 2008
You know the refrigerator? If it was full of eggs, I could still lift it.
Thingray - April 18, 2008
I'd like to, but the company frowns on stuff like that.
Teej - April 18, 2008
Good lord.
“Who’s” instead of “whose”. Graham was right – I really am retarded.
The Alaskan - April 18, 2008
Alaskan Amber makes you retarded?
Crap, I’m in trouble.
Thingray - April 18, 2008
It might have been the Silver Gulch.
The Alaskan - April 18, 2008
What is this "Silver Gulch" you speak of?
Thingray - April 18, 2008
Unless you're in Fairbanks, I don't think you'll find it.
I like it better than Alaskan. Which is saying something.
The Alaskan - April 18, 2008
Looks like I'm out of luck then.
Thingray - April 18, 2008
Me, too.
Out of curiousity, how much should I like midgets, anyway.
The Alaskan - April 18, 2008
I'm not sure,
but I’m pretty sure I crossed the line when I announced that I want to open a bar and hire only midgets to work there.
Thingray - April 18, 2008
Girl troubles?
Thingray - April 18, 2008
I'm sorry, I got "it" confused with "any".
Thingray - April 18, 2008
I am not sure
That it is a good thing I found this site, I may never be productive at work again. Have a good weekend everybody
Husky Ron - April 18, 2008
My work productivity has completely fallen off the table
since I became a member here.
BrianL - April 18, 2008
Crap, I totally forgot I was even AT work.
I think I’ll go get some lunch.
Thingray - April 18, 2008
you're telling me
I’m a day behind, since I took last Friday off. I was supposed to catch up this week. I’ll be lucky if I leave today still a day behind.
Eyebrows - April 18, 2008
While I'm going to avoid giving an opposing preview this time
I gotta take issue with this:
The part I have a problem with is the last sentence. The Angels have struck out 83 times, less than any team in the AL besides Seattle. Maybe you have the Halos confused with the Rays or something.
TheOptimist - April 18, 2008
Maybe I'm not your guy, buddy!!
Thingray - April 18, 2008
I'm not your fwend, guy!
brayden04 - April 18, 2008
I'm not your fwend, buddy!
Thingray - April 18, 2008
Is this a dead meme yet?
BrianL - April 18, 2008
Probably. But it still makes me chuckle.
Thingray - April 18, 2008
I'm having fun.
brayden04 - April 18, 2008
Prepare for some Chocolate pain, bitch.
brayden04 - April 18, 2008
Nope
that’s me being confused by BR’s rankings again. Why do people insist on ordering teams in descending order no matter the relative value of the statistic?!
Matthew - April 18, 2008
Because it's more logically consistent that way.
Graham MacAree - April 18, 2008
It's consistent
it is NOT logical.
The offense ranked number one in strikeouts should be the team that’s struck out the least, not the most.
Matthew - April 18, 2008
Blah blah your needs
Graham MacAree - April 18, 2008
I disagree.
It drives me nuts when people say that some team leads the league in runs allowed and somehow mean it in a good way. If you lead the league in runs allowed, then you’ve allowed the most runs.
BR’s rankings are awesome. Your way is made of Skoorbo.
Llewdor - April 18, 2008
David Stern can suck my balls.
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
Take it easy.
Remember, the more Stern and Bennett talk, the more ammunition Seattle lawyers have.
BrianL - April 18, 2008
It won't matter.
brayden04 - April 18, 2008
Fuck Clay Bennet. Cocky mothafucka.
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
I'm not letting him near my balls.
He’d move them to another city.
Thingray - April 18, 2008
"reply" helps dammit.
Thingray - April 18, 2008
I think its more funny out of context
thenatural - April 18, 2008
Actually you're right.
I’m glad I screwed up now.
Thingray - April 18, 2008
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