Say he hooked you up with tickets, if he is still on the roster by July. I am just trying to help dude. O yea, and My buddy Jack Daniels could help you with getting with her too.
He’s a professional motivational speaker which is hilarious in itself but then this, which I didn’t know:
He was suspended briefly from his broadcast job in 2003 after being arrested at Kansas City International Airport for possession of cannabis and medical paraphernalia.
I mean, unless there are four HBP in the next inning we’re pretty much not coming back to get this one and may as well save the good arms for the next two days.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE HOW THE HELL CAN YOU MAKE THE WRONG GOD DAMN DECISION EVERY FUCKING TIME WITH YOUR GOD DAMN BULLPEN GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I actually kind of disagree. I don’t think he was as good as he is now when we first signed him. I think he’s always been amazing down the line, but I think his left-side defense has vastly improved.
I hate when casual fans bitch and moan about Beltre’s contract, but then don’t mention anything about the crappy overpaid backend of the rotation, or our not very DH-like DH.
That was a pussy catch that any sandy vagina with a glove could have made. Any impotent fucktard with a 2 inch penis could have caught that. And sure enough, an impotent sandy vagina fucktard with a 2 inch penis made that catch. Nothing special.
because that shot was at least in the middle innings, so even after the Lofton catch the M’s still had a chance. This shot, however, was a stake right in the heart.
Thank you sir.
CapSea - April 18, 2008
Huzzah
Goose - April 18, 2008
thenatural - April 18, 2008
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
CapSea - April 18, 2008
Win.
BrianL - April 18, 2008
I'm famous :)
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
I thought it would be appropriate
thenatural - April 18, 2008
"welcome everyone!"
Tony S - April 18, 2008
Ladies and gentlemen
Brett presents SNOW
Gomez - April 18, 2008
Damn right you faggots I'm the mayor of snow.
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
Gooooooooooooo Dickey!
CapSea - April 18, 2008
Number'th
Nick S - April 18, 2008
fuck you and your new threads
Corco - April 18, 2008
you can still tell us about your herpes chick in this thread
JLC - April 18, 2008
some girl just asked me if I would still marry her if she had herpes
Corco - April 18, 2008
and you said?
thenatural - April 18, 2008
yes
She is girl #1 in my life- she’s basically my best friend. I’d do anything for her. We just haven’t had sex yet
Corco - April 18, 2008
Does she have herpes?
CapSea - April 18, 2008
He'll find out soon enough
iheartjavelinas - April 18, 2008
she's 400 miles away :(
Corco - April 18, 2008
Lame. Let's bring her here.
CapSea - April 18, 2008
I'm bringing her to Seattle in July
for the Red Sox series
Corco - April 18, 2008
Where is she?
CapSea - April 18, 2008
Boise
Corco - April 18, 2008
This means you have to leave Idaho.
Make sure you buy some souvenirs.
Wilder. - April 18, 2008
I go to school in Tacoma
I’m only in Idaho 3 months of the year
Corco - April 18, 2008
You go from one hell hole to another?
I think we now know why you drink so much.
Wilder. - April 18, 2008
McCall>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.western washington
Corco - April 18, 2008
uh oh
thenatural - April 18, 2008
What is: things that are false
Nick S - April 18, 2008
What is: have you ever seen the beauty that is McCall?
Corco - April 18, 2008
What is: Napolean Dynomite
Wilder. - April 18, 2008
stop
Matthew - April 18, 2008
this will not end well
thenatural - April 18, 2008
Never again
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
yeah my bad
Nick S - April 18, 2008
Big Pimpin'?
Spreadin’ your herpes.
Fin - April 18, 2008
And let's RI-I-I-I-I-IDE
CapSea - April 18, 2008
Herpes:
Nature’s way of letting you know the girl’s got some experience.
CapSea - April 18, 2008
oh she does
She’s a really good person but not going to deny she’s kind of a slut
Corco - April 18, 2008
Nice.
Fin - April 18, 2008
yeah she sends me texts occasionally
whining about how she hasn’t had sex in 3 weeks and how that’s so long for her
Corco - April 18, 2008
Again, Nice.
Too bad you can’t be there when she is texting about that, eh?
Fin - April 18, 2008
yeah no kidding
Corco - April 18, 2008
I'm hoping to make her my hookup over the summer
but she is way too hot for me
It’s torture sometimes
Corco - April 18, 2008
You shouldn't actually tell yourself that
Or you won’t have the confidence to hook up. I suggest, just say your older bro pitches for the Mariners. There you go.
Fin - April 18, 2008
yeah except my older bro also lives in McCall :|
and she’s way way out of my league if you saw her you’d know what I mean. She’s like an 11 on a 1 to 10 scale
Corco - April 18, 2008
and I'm like a 5
Corco - April 18, 2008
Cousin once removed?
Say he hooked you up with tickets, if he is still on the roster by July. I am just trying to help dude. O yea, and My buddy Jack Daniels could help you with getting with her too.
Fin - April 18, 2008
that's a good idea
except I’ve already talked to her about Roy Corcoran and told her we’re not related
Corco - April 18, 2008
she pretty much knows everything about me
we talk an average of 3 times a day
Corco - April 18, 2008
3 times a day?
Time to drop that bitch.
Wilder. - April 18, 2008
why? like I said she's an 11
and has hinted at wanting to have sex with me
You don’t drop that
Corco - April 18, 2008
Like it's hot.
CapSea - April 18, 2008
Why is this subthread happening?
You’ll never get any from her and you’ll get used to it quick.
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
I've been used to it for 3 years :(
Corco - April 18, 2008
Your call.
But 15 years from now, you will be wishing you hadn’t.
Wilder. - April 18, 2008
Pics???
Fin - April 18, 2008
girl on the LEFT
here
Corco - April 18, 2008
Our left or stage left?
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
our left
IE not the fat blackish chick
Corco - April 18, 2008
We call those "latinas"
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
Or Native Americans.
Wilder. - April 18, 2008
She doesn't look depressed, unemployed
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
or drunk
Matthew - April 18, 2008
Or cashes her $25,000 check every January 1.
Wilder. - April 18, 2008
I will refrain from any sarcasm.
I will refrain from any sarcasm. I will refrain from any sarcasm. I will refrain from any sarcasm. I will refrain from any sarcasm.
Wilder. - April 18, 2008
The one on the right is a real hottie
But I think you put that hoe on a pedestal, maybe a 8, or 9 max.
Fin - April 18, 2008
i would not touch that with a 12 foot pole
Corco - April 18, 2008
8 or 9 is still really high
Corco - April 18, 2008
She's okay.
CapSea - April 18, 2008
what is she on a 1 to 10 scale
be honest because if she’s not an 11 that’s really good news for me
Corco - April 18, 2008
I find her a 6.5-7
But I’m not the best person to ask. And I think 6.5 to 7 is still a compliment, not an insult.
CapSea - April 18, 2008
dman
Corco - April 18, 2008
?
I think you’re okay.
CapSea - April 18, 2008
clearly
Corco - April 18, 2008
That's you?
She’s in your league.
CapSea - April 18, 2008
really?
rock on
I’m the dude by the way not the girl
Corco - April 18, 2008
I thought you were a virgin?
That is visual evidence that you are not.
Wilder. - April 18, 2008
I never tapped that
Corco - April 18, 2008
Why is she bent over and the two of you are smiling?
Wilder. - April 18, 2008
she's drunk
Corco - April 18, 2008
and you didn't tap that?
Matthew - April 18, 2008
she didn't want me
Corco - April 18, 2008
The girl is hotter
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
She's in your league.
I think you’re pedastaling (sp?) her.
CapSea - April 18, 2008
hmmm
OK
Corco - April 18, 2008
You don't want to be?
CapSea - April 18, 2008
no I do
I’d do anything to that girl
Corco - April 18, 2008
I'd do anythign TO her
WHOOOOAAAAA
thenatural - April 18, 2008
K, see? Good.
Yeah, you probably see her more attractive than she is. I think you’re fine.
If you want me to put in a good word…
CapSea - April 18, 2008
I have to agree with Lib
But the girl in the ASU pic is hotter.
Fin - April 18, 2008
yes, but she doesn't want me
Corco - April 18, 2008
Yeah thats who I was talking about
but I’m getting lost in this subthread not indenting anymore
thenatural - April 18, 2008
yeah dude
Corco - April 18, 2008
Tell me to do that when you're not drunk
and I will.
CapSea - April 18, 2008
I would do anything to her sober
Corco - April 18, 2008
I don't understand this comment.
CapSea - April 18, 2008
him sober, her whatever
thenatural - April 18, 2008
*both of us sober
Corco - April 18, 2008
LIAR
thenatural - April 18, 2008
Maybe I don't understand what he meant by "Yeah, Dude."
CapSea - April 18, 2008
they have the exact same shirts for ASU football by the way
thenatural - April 18, 2008
I wore that to the
ASU-Cal game
at ASU
I was in Phoenix
Corco - April 18, 2008
that makes sense
I thought maybe it was just a template for a bunch of different schools
thenatural - April 18, 2008
You look nothing like roy corco.
Fin - April 18, 2008
that girl is way hotter
and seems like way more fun
Matthew - April 18, 2008
oh she's awesome
but I see her but twice a year
Corco - April 18, 2008
Librocrat is right
She isn’t that untouchable like you made it out to be, you have a chance, especially since she’s a slut.
Fin - April 18, 2008
She is good looking
But not like kiera knightly hot.
Fin - April 18, 2008
damn then she's out of my league
Corco - April 18, 2008
Now there is an 11 on the 1-10 scale.
Wilder. - April 18, 2008
What, you mean 12-year-old boy hot?
Liebkartoffel - April 18, 2008
I should add - consider that a positive reveiw from me.
CapSea - April 18, 2008
I'm not sure- this is the first I've heard of it
I’d assume not
Corco - April 18, 2008
did she specify which herpes
because we pretty much all have herpes
Matthew - April 18, 2008
true
I have HPV in my hands
Corco - April 18, 2008
also, chicken pox is herpes
Matthew - April 18, 2008
and basically 100% of people have Epstein-Barr
Matthew - April 18, 2008
Is that the wave I hear?
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
Who was Kenji yelling at?
BrianL - April 18, 2008
Your mom oooooooohhhhhh
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
Ooooo I've been served!
BrianL - April 18, 2008
It's on!
Fin - April 18, 2008
dont tell my heart
my achy breaky heart
thenatural - April 18, 2008
So is Jeff going out drinking tonight?
Wilder. - April 18, 2008
Probably just watching hockey
SethGrandpa - April 18, 2008
Sadly no
I didn’t even get to go to BevMo to re-stock.
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
So is there a way we can just make donations in the form of beer delivery
that would probably be more useful, and I would give more to that fund
thenatural - April 18, 2008
I am intrigued by your ideas
Seriously though, I don’t know why there isn’t a beer delivery service yet.
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
my beer distributor in philly would deliver...
Matthew - April 18, 2008
If I had my druthers
I’d be rich enough to leave my job and set up a burger/beer/nachos delivery chain.
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
to dream the impossible dream
thenatural - April 18, 2008
may I suggest adding burritos to that list?
Matthew - April 18, 2008
Absolutely yes
90% of my deliveries would be to me.
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
seems like a sound business strategy to me
where do I invest?
Matthew - April 18, 2008
In a large manila envelope
I’ll be honest, I haven’t thought this through very thoroughly.
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
the LL community is very willing to give...
I wouldn’t put them off with statements like that (although it may not matter)
thenatural - April 18, 2008
Dickey looks awesome in slo-mo.
r0ry - April 18, 2008
He knows how the ladies like it.
CapSea - April 18, 2008
I love that Dickey has an angry pitching face when he's
playing glorified short toss
Matthew - April 18, 2008
It helps with the deception.
r0ry - April 18, 2008
Damn
like the Wiki said, when a ball is hit right at Richie’s manpouch, he’s good.
BrianL - April 18, 2008
I definitely love me some dick
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
Suddenly I understand the picture.
JLC - April 18, 2008
how long before Robert puts that pic up on craigslist m4m?
Matthew - April 18, 2008
"Loves to be phone jihaded"
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
WTF
I GOT A TEXT LAST NIGHT AT 1:26 AM FROM SOME RANDOM NUMBER
THAT SAID
“phone jihad!”
Corco - April 18, 2008
it's a 206 8****88 number
is that Robert?
Corco - April 18, 2008
Okay,
So Joe Saunders is not that good. Can we beat him up now?
ThundaPC - April 18, 2008
Need more runs.
Wilder. - April 18, 2008
I <3 RICHIE
seattlebruin - April 18, 2008
Two feet to Richie's right and that scores a run
Gomez - April 18, 2008
There was a hitter in 1921 and 1925 named
Astyanax Douglass
FYI
Matthew - April 18, 2008
fo sho
Fin - April 18, 2008
Awesome.
BrianL - April 18, 2008
He's no Pebbly Jack Glasscock
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
or a Johnny Dickshot
JI - April 18, 2008
you're a swing whore Yuni
Matthew - April 18, 2008
Swing less, DAMMIT!
BrianL - April 18, 2008
Yuni
He’s Vladimir Guerrero without the contact.
ThundaPC - April 18, 2008
This is so fucking pathetic...
Joe Sanders is apparently the new Pedro Martinez for the M’s.
SethGrandpa - April 18, 2008
*Except Pedro had serious talent, this ass clown does not
SethGrandpa - April 18, 2008
it's not like we're K'ing against him
we’re just not getting hits.
Matthew - April 18, 2008
I was just talking about the complete ownage
SethGrandpa - April 18, 2008
I'd call it Luck powning us
Matthew - April 18, 2008
Ichiro I would greatly appreciate it
if you hit a funk blast right now.
BrianL - April 18, 2008
That'll work, though.
BrianL - April 18, 2008
Ichiro is hella awesome.
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
God I loathe that word
SethGrandpa - April 18, 2008
IS IS IS IS IS IS IS IS
Nick S - April 18, 2008
ICHISPEED
Gomez - April 18, 2008
A HIT!!!
SethGrandpa - April 18, 2008
He was out. I'll take it.
Shrug - April 18, 2008
Tie goes to the runner
Gomez - April 18, 2008
Wow
Mike Reilly gave us a call.
ThundaPC - April 18, 2008
So I was just looking up some info on Rex Hudler
He’s a professional motivational speaker which is hilarious in itself but then this, which I didn’t know:
thenatural - April 18, 2008
what is medical paraphernalia?
Matthew - April 18, 2008
Yeah i have no clue
Its wikipedia so who knows about the validity anyways, but I’m sure theres some truth to it
thenatural - April 18, 2008
Needles, gauze, an HPLC...
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
I would love it if the story was that Rex got caught trying to shoot up marijuana
thenatural - April 18, 2008
he was carrying an HPLC through the airport?
what a weird dude
Matthew - April 18, 2008
Unfortunately guard columns have to be checked in
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
So apparently he'll be having a nice 4/20 as well.
Shrug - April 18, 2008
What was he doing hitting that garbage?
borgy - April 18, 2008
CONOR JACKON JUST GAVE UP THE CYCLE
AND HIT A TRIPLE!
WHY COJACK WHY?
Goose - April 18, 2008
Wait, so he has a HR and two triples today?
seattlebruin - April 18, 2008
A HR, a single, and two triples.
Goose - April 18, 2008
Because Dan Haren's kicking ass today.
Fin - April 18, 2008
the cycle is stupid.
JI - April 18, 2008
I agree. Its a nice thing if it comes naturally, but I wouldn't stop at 2nd just to get it
I think you get some free shit, but these guys can afford whatever they get anyways…
thenatural - April 18, 2008
I don't know, I'd like to be able to say I hit for the cycle off of Greg Maddux
I would of stopped at 2nd.
Goose - April 18, 2008
That's just irritating.
TheOptimist - April 18, 2008
You've been Ichipwned.
CapSea - April 18, 2008
Nevermind.
CapSea - April 18, 2008
agreed
Tony S - April 18, 2008
Oh what the FUCK!?
BrianL - April 18, 2008
Awww...BULLCRAP!!
ThundaPC - April 18, 2008
annnnnnnnnnnd game off...later fellas
kentroyals5 - April 18, 2008
You give up in a 3-1 game?
Man, you have no patience.
IcebreakerX - April 18, 2008
Have you seen our offense?
BrianL - April 18, 2008
It's a 2 run deficit.
Not exactly K2 even for our offense.
IcebreakerX - April 18, 2008
esp with the Angels pen the way it's been
Matthew - April 18, 2008
I remember 2005
This game strongly resembles one of those games.
Gomez - April 18, 2008
ghey
thenatural - April 18, 2008
Tony S - April 18, 2008
This gets funnier and funnier.
JI - April 18, 2008
Funnier still that Tony S just created a username today
CapSea - April 18, 2008
i've lurked too long
i had to finally join
Tony S - April 18, 2008
Needs a caption:
Something like.
”...Ladies.”
CapSea - April 18, 2008
SNOWNED
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
HAHAHAHAH
Maybe we’ll save this idea for another thread.
CapSea - April 18, 2008
I endorse this idea
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
Tony S = my new favorite member
thenatural - April 18, 2008
HAHAHAHAHA
thenatural - April 18, 2008
Attack of the bullshit
Nick S - April 18, 2008
What the fuck are you applauding, Anaheim?
Good fortune?
JLC - April 18, 2008
FUCK THE FUCKING WORLD AND ALL THE FUCKERS IN IT!
basebliman - April 18, 2008
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
.....
Goose - April 18, 2008
Again, looking like a typical Lopez AB
I notice Last Fan of Jose Lopez is never around when Lopez sucks.
Fin - April 18, 2008
That was a great swing.
Just unfortunate.
Wilder. - April 18, 2008
To be fair to Lopez, that's really bad luck.
He hit the ball pretty hard.
TheOptimist - April 18, 2008
But he's 0-3 tonight, with 2 grounders.
Fin - April 18, 2008
Yuni Woooooo!
BrianL - April 18, 2008
Yuni is very assertive
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
*Sigh*
A lineout for a lineout, I see.
TheOptimist - April 18, 2008
Fuck Torii Hunter.
And his unnecessary i
CapSea - April 18, 2008
ugh...
making the Torii signing look good = fucking lame
thenatural - April 18, 2008
The signing still looks bad.
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
true
thenatural - April 18, 2008
So Torii needs to share whatever his secret for hitting Dickey is.
TheOptimist - April 18, 2008
Swing hard.
seattlebruin - April 18, 2008
Wait for the fastball?
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
he loves to hit that dick
he’s been beatin it up all night
thenatural - April 18, 2008
Torii Hunter is a horseshit bullshit player
borgy - April 18, 2008
Well fuck.
BrianL - April 18, 2008
OH FUCKING HELL
Gomez - April 18, 2008
Richie sucks so fucking hard.
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
Lopez traversed like 3 times the distance
And Lopez is a friggin’ midget
JLC - April 18, 2008
FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK
CapSea - April 18, 2008
Nice throw Willie.
Goose - April 18, 2008
Pussy single FTL.
ThundaPC - April 18, 2008
Should've pitched to Kotchman
Gomez - April 18, 2008
Damn you Richie
SethGrandpa - April 18, 2008
Fuck you Richie
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
fuck you richie
thenatural - April 18, 2008
god diddily damn
Nick S - April 18, 2008
I would have bet yout a lot of money that was going ot happen
seattlebruin - April 18, 2008
Yout would have lost the bet.
CapSea - April 18, 2008
you should have predicted it then
that way it never would have happened.
Matthew - April 18, 2008
My bad
seattlebruin - April 18, 2008
Well
chalk this up as the only start Squinty gives Dickey.
BrianL - April 18, 2008
seattlebruin - April 18, 2008
If R.A. is the man, then the M's defense is fucking the man
SethGrandpa - April 18, 2008
They're sticking it to the man.
Fin - April 18, 2008
you really need to post smaller pictures
Matthew - April 18, 2008
I just copied from a website.
Sorry.
Fin - April 18, 2008
Izturis did something useful?!
TheOptimist - April 18, 2008
Did anyone else notice that on that dive
the ball didn’t get past Richie’s glove but instead went under his forearm? He dove past the ball?
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
I've stopped caring
Unless the ball is hit slowly and right between his legs, Richie is incapable of picking up a groundball.
JLC - April 18, 2008
<>
CapSea - April 18, 2008
Game over.
JLC - April 18, 2008
This game is eating shit and dying
Gomez - April 18, 2008
This is all Richie's fault.
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
I predict a home run
seattlebruin - April 18, 2008
Fuck.
BrianL - April 18, 2008
damn
and he was cruising too. unfortunate.
Matthew - April 18, 2008
Such is the plight of the knuckler
thenatural - April 18, 2008
Dickey's knucklers are just getting annihilated
vkut79 - April 18, 2008
Damnit you Dickey.
Goose - April 18, 2008
Dickey is getting hosed.
ThundaPC - April 18, 2008
Does anyone else here hate baseball?
JI - April 18, 2008
I hate loathe and despise baseball.
BrianL - April 18, 2008
I still hate Sexson
I refuse to believe he’s created more runs with the bat than he’s cost us with the glove this year.
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
Me too.
CapSea - April 18, 2008
Yeah, he really should have gotten
that Izturis single. That’s 1 run.
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
Led to two, would've been the last out.
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
True. Forgot Napoli came after.
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
I feel like we're getting Dick Roll'd
CapSea - April 18, 2008
K
Good work, Dickey.
ThundaPC - April 18, 2008
Not good enough to keep him in the rotation, I fear.
We’ll see Baek in five days.
BrianL - April 18, 2008
yeah, but Dickey's older, so Mac'll give him another chance.
Go Vetrins!
yuniform - April 18, 2008
The fake to third fake to first move didn't work?
C’mon, R.A.!
yuniform - April 18, 2008
Fuck this game.
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
Fuck Earth Day
JI - April 18, 2008
So...what did I mi--you know what, never mind.
Liebkartoffel - April 18, 2008
boooooooooo
JI - April 18, 2008
Fuck.
Screw this.
BrianL - April 18, 2008
FUCK YOU GMJ
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
Fuck fake jumping.
CapSea - April 18, 2008
Oh eat a dick, Son of Sarge
Gomez - April 18, 2008
ahhh, fuck this game
Matthew - April 18, 2008
Beltre's got a bad wheel?
CapSea - April 18, 2008
Hammy issue from last week.
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
THAT'S RIGHT SARGE JR EAT IT
Gomez - April 18, 2008
So we get all the rest of the breaks on Saturday and Sunday, right?
Wilder. - April 18, 2008
WE BETTER
God if they lose again when I’m there… look for homicides in the LA times on Monday morning
seattlebruin - April 18, 2008
Aww...bloody hell.
ThundaPC - April 18, 2008
Yet another reason I despise the Angels.
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
I liked that movie as a kid too.
Damnit.
Goose - April 18, 2008
Me too.
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
Do they play the M's in that movie?
Its been so long since I’ve seen it.
Fin - April 18, 2008
LL MOVIE NIGHT!!
JI - April 18, 2008
I dont think so
I think the white sox are the main antagonists for some reason…
Griffey and RJ make an appearance in Little Big League tho
thenatural - April 18, 2008
GREATEST END TO ANY MOVIE EVER
JI - April 18, 2008
Randy Johnson had a cameo in Little Big League
It had the most major leaguers, and the best strategy of the 90s kids-in-MLB movies
yuniform - April 18, 2008
And the right team won, of course
Gomez - April 18, 2008
I dont think so
I think the white sox are the main antagonists for some reason…
Griffey and RJ make an appearance in Little Big League tho
thenatural - April 18, 2008
God doesn't understand sarcasm.
JI - April 18, 2008
That's the only way Bloomquist would've been able to catch a ball hit that deep.
yuniform - April 18, 2008
And fuck that movie for killing Tony Danza.
JI - April 18, 2008
Just because they name themselves the "angels" they get divine help.
Why don’t we get invisible fishermen harpooning our enemies for us?
Liebkartoffel - April 18, 2008
because baseball is played on dry land
Matthew - April 18, 2008
Note to self: invent aquatic baseball.
Liebkartoffel - April 18, 2008
Why don't the Redskins get devine help?
JI - April 18, 2008
GIVE ME BONDS NOW
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
WTF ANGELS SUCK
Corco - April 18, 2008
Holy crap that was hilarious.
BrianL - April 18, 2008
AHAHAHAHA
thenatural - April 18, 2008
neat.
Matthew - April 18, 2008
ahhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahaha
JLC - April 18, 2008
NICE WORK SARGE
Gomez - April 18, 2008
Who is Sims doctor?
Goose - April 18, 2008
Yay
Vidro fights pussy with pussy!
ThundaPC - April 18, 2008
Wow
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
Defense wins things
Nick S - April 18, 2008
Funk'd Hit?
IcebreakerX - April 18, 2008
Funk bloop.
CapSea - April 18, 2008
...
seattlebruin - April 18, 2008
Glad Beltre was at 2B.
Wilder. - April 18, 2008
Those hits are sustainable
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
I detect sarcasm.
JI - April 18, 2008
I would be more intrigued
if it were still 3-1
Matthew - April 18, 2008
i concur
IcebreakerX - April 18, 2008
I would be way more estastic
if it had just been 3-1
Matthew - April 18, 2008
Let's get real sexy.
borgy - April 18, 2008
FUNK BLAST!!!
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
RICHIE SECOND FUNK BLAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BrianL - April 18, 2008
WTF?!
IcebreakerX - April 18, 2008
I would like to put some pintar on that chick.
Wilder. - April 18, 2008
Hypothesis:
Saunders throws too slowly to own.
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
Hypothesis disproved
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
Richies bat is so naturally slow, he is well equipped to hit Saunders
Nick S - April 18, 2008
RICHIE!@@@@@@@@@@@@$#@#
CapSea - April 18, 2008
RICHIE FUNK BLAST NUMBER TWO
ThundaPC - April 18, 2008
RICHIE!
Goose - April 18, 2008
GET THE FUNK OUT RICHIE SEXSON
Gomez - April 18, 2008
FUNK BLAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thenatural - April 18, 2008
Sexson sure can't field...
yuniform - April 18, 2008
without Sexson, the score would be 1-0 Angels
Tony S - April 18, 2008
heh
CapSea - April 18, 2008
Today, richie takes 4 runs forward, 1 run back.
ermac - April 18, 2008
*2
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
kjsfjksfsdgndsjmg
Wilder. - April 18, 2008
BOOM BITCH
Nick S - April 18, 2008
kjsfjksfsdgndsjmg
Wilder. - April 18, 2008
RICHIE SEXSON LIVES TONIGHT
JLC - April 18, 2008
FUCK YES RICHIE!!!!!!!!
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
I LOVE IT WHEN I GET TO USE TWO DIFFERENT FB PICS
JI - April 18, 2008
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
RICHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
seattlebruin - April 18, 2008
That was so gone off the bat too
DAMN
Gomez - April 18, 2008
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =O
SethGrandpa - April 18, 2008
Perfectly within range for a F-Rod blwon save.
ThundaPC - April 18, 2008
Sexson says:
FUCK YOU BRETT.
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
He's +2 overall tonight >:(
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
Sorry thought I resized it
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
Not quite.
CapSea - April 18, 2008
Jeeez
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
I run my computer in 1920 x 1200
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
What an awesome game!!!11!
pup - April 18, 2008
I LIKE THESE THREE RUN HOMERS
seattlebruin - April 18, 2008
Starting to un-hate Richie...
PositivePaul - April 18, 2008
Gregg Maddux made it through 7. Gave up 9 runs
I salute you Greg.
Goose - April 18, 2008
Probably by 22 inning excuse, I assume.
IcebreakerX - April 18, 2008
dang, I'm soooo glad somone else just picked him up in my fantasy league
yuniform - April 18, 2008
Joh makes another out
Clement hits #4 tonight for the Rainiers.
ugggh.
MfaninAlaska - April 18, 2008
Well at least Kenji got it out of the infield...
seattlebruin - April 18, 2008
DAMN'T KENJI
FREE CLEMENT
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
IN 2009!
BrianL - April 18, 2008
I agree with this.
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
IN NOW
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
FREE ROB JOHNSON
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
FREE PAT BORDERS
yuniform - April 18, 2008
FREE TRAVIS SCOTT
Gomez - April 18, 2008
INTO THE WILD
JLC - April 18, 2008
OF SAFECO FIELD WHERE HE WILL CATCH EVERYDAY AND PWN11!!
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
But according to Emile Hirsch he will then end up dead in a bus
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
and Eddie Vedder will score the biopic
JI - April 18, 2008
FREE HIM WHEN WE CAN CATCH EVERYDAY
OR WHEN ADAM MOORE IS READY, WHICHEVER COMES FIRST
Gomez - April 18, 2008
1-2, HR, BB tonight
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
So far
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
Clement:Mariners:Mauer:Twins
Did I do that right?
Fin - April 18, 2008
I thought Defense wins Championships...
Let’s pay attention to our fat anti-Ortiz DH, eh?
IcebreakerX - April 18, 2008
Wonderful unselective memory of Johjima we have.
IcebreakerX - April 18, 2008
Well nothing but suckage to start a year is hard to ignore
SethGrandpa - April 18, 2008
What have done for me lately.
Goose - April 18, 2008
EDDIE!
I wast half.
Bearskin Rugburn - April 18, 2008
He's had a good week.
Kenji’s OPS on 4/10: .205
Kenji’s OPS before tonight: .582
yuniform - April 18, 2008
I'm more of a
“what have you done for me lately,” type of person. And he’s done jack shit.
borgy - April 18, 2008
dammit
why isn’t wilkerson playing?
Bearskin Rugburn - April 18, 2008
Shawn Fanning as pitchman?
Makes less sense than Bobby Knight.
yuniform - April 18, 2008
Sean Green working to detach that arm of his
Gomez - April 18, 2008
You better not fuck this up Green.
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
failure
yuniform - April 18, 2008
fuck up what? we're losing
to a team with a good pen. And our offense is sulking today
Bearskin Rugburn - April 18, 2008
I *had* a good feeling about the top of the 8th.
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
I like that connotation:
Just get out there and hit the fucking ball!
Yeah, well…maybe I don’t wanna.
Liebkartoffel - April 18, 2008
Ah dammit Green.
BrianL - April 18, 2008
Green is not awesome anymore.
ThundaPC - April 18, 2008
wouldn't you want to hit chone?
Bearskin Rugburn - April 18, 2008
Green is overworked
Gomez - April 18, 2008
Green?
Really?
and is MLB.tv that far behind?
seattlebruin - April 18, 2008
Why is Green pitching again?
BrianL - April 18, 2008
Who would you bring in at this point
Baek
Lowe
Morrow
RRS
Rhodes
Corcoran
MfaninAlaska - April 18, 2008
Lowe
Matthew - April 18, 2008
Felix
Gomez - April 18, 2008
Green accomplishes every M's fan's dream by hitting Figgins
Nick S - April 18, 2008
YES
Bearskin Rugburn - April 18, 2008
Only if we were up by 5 runs.
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
It's Time To Call Up Reitsma
Tony S - April 18, 2008
He is gone
Joe Woerman and Jon Huber, however, are ready to go.
Gomez - April 18, 2008
Rhodes warming up
IceStormV1 - April 18, 2008
Oh good god Rhodes warming up
Gomez - April 18, 2008
Squinty has just punted the game.
BrianL - April 18, 2008
Nobody told Richie
Gomez - April 18, 2008
OH YES ARTHUR RHODES THIS A FANTASTIC IDEA
JI - April 18, 2008
Rhodes is warming up
Yea, good idea.
ThundaPC - April 18, 2008
Time for HGH and Loafie to resume their hookups
seattlebruin - April 18, 2008
Why does McLaren like throwing games against the Angels?
CapSea - April 18, 2008
WOOO ANGEL FAN HURT!
I think.
BrianL - April 18, 2008
Sarge just killed a fan
Gomez - April 18, 2008
I didn't think I could like him any more than after his 3 GIDP game but...
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
yeah, use Green against LH hitters...
Matthew - April 18, 2008
K
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
Good result != good idea.
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
Yo fuck that probability vs certainty bullshit
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
Not
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
God damn shitload of switch-hitters
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
K
More of those, please.
ThundaPC - April 18, 2008
Why the hell is Green in
when 3 of the first 5 hitters he’ll face are left handed?
seattlebruin - April 18, 2008
Chone, HGH, Vlad, Torii all RHBs or switch hitters.
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
Well they'll bat LH vs. Green
and Green struggles with lefties
so why use him
??
seattlebruin - April 18, 2008
Whoa, Gary, I'm so embarrassed for you
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
Oh herro
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
Fuck you roid jr.
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
SO Mac can platoon Wilkerson who hits lefties just fine
but he can’t figure out not to use Green vs. lefties? WTF
seattlebruin - April 18, 2008
lets get a double play
seatownsports - April 18, 2008
DUDE!
Green Kd a lefty hitter! and a rally monkey goes down in the process!
best outing by a mariner reliever so far
Bearskin Rugburn - April 18, 2008
And where is Hyphen??
seattlebruin - April 18, 2008
Sean Green had better get DP here
seattlebruin - April 18, 2008
Jackon's GIDP's in his last AB. No cycle.
Goose - April 18, 2008
HOLY SHIT
JI - April 18, 2008
Holy shit.
BrianL - April 18, 2008
Missed the face. Raffy still not avenged.
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
Rec'd
CapSea - April 18, 2008
Um... Shit.
CapSea - April 18, 2008
to be fair, Vlad did duck into it a little.
yuniform - April 18, 2008
Last time we did that was bad
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
Was that Campillo who tried to hit Vlad?
Bastard deserved to be taken out of the park.
BrianL - April 18, 2008
Vlad deserves to be hit in the face for his Raffy adventures.
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
I was at that game.
I thought I was going to throw up after that ball hit Raffy.
BrianL - April 18, 2008
Yeah because he really did that on purpose.
Goose - April 18, 2008
Vlad doesn't deserve anything bad.
Vlad is impossibly awesome.
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
woa
Goose - April 18, 2008
Wow,
Vlad hit the ball twice on one pitch.
Amazing!
ThundaPC - April 18, 2008
Vlad just turned all the way around on that swing
Gomez - April 18, 2008
Fuck.
Stop doing that.
JLC - April 18, 2008
Well it should've hit him in the ribs...he just ducked
SethGrandpa - April 18, 2008
Yeah like that was reraliation
whatever
JI - April 18, 2008
OK you know what sucks?
THERE’S NO GUILLEN FOR THE FIGHT THATS COMING
seattlebruin - April 18, 2008
Do that less
also Vlad totally ducked into it
also shit shit shit Rhodes in in a high leverage situation
Nick S - April 18, 2008
someone is getting tossed from this game
thenatural - April 18, 2008
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
So Ichiro's pretty much guaranteed to get hit this series
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
dammit
my kid’s asleep and I’m on gameday. What’s up and where’s ellison when we need him?
Bearskin Rugburn - April 18, 2008
Green hit Vlad in the Helmet.
Juuuust missed.
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
figured that much out
but anyone get tossed? any slap-fights?
Bearskin Rugburn - April 18, 2008
Green was tossed by Mac.
Wilder. - April 18, 2008
According to evolution, people who duck their heads into baseballs shouldn't exist
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
genetic drift-
the allele still pops up here and again
Bearskin Rugburn - April 18, 2008
To hell with natural variation
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
In ten million years that will be the case
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
I really wish he didnt
wow… Rex with some sensibility, I’m surprised
thenatural - April 18, 2008
Author Rhodes in
Oh dear.
Sims already all over the whole “veterans” thing.
ThundaPC - April 18, 2008
Hopefully he can write the book on how to finish an inning
....sorry.
sandalfan - April 18, 2008
Yuni's getting pelted next inning.
IceStormV1 - April 18, 2008
at least that means he'll get on base
Matthew - April 18, 2008
either that or triples.
yuniform - April 18, 2008
Rhodes in, game over
:( :( :(
Gomez - April 18, 2008
veteran = better!
Thanks guys!
JI - April 18, 2008
He was on the M's in 2001!
He’s seen the wars!
Fin - April 18, 2008
And uh...lost them.
Liebkartoffel - April 18, 2008
You know what's really weird?
The two relievers who have experience the biggest drop between last year and this year have been the guys who pitch EVERY FUCKING DAY
Who’da thunk it?
?!
seattlebruin - April 18, 2008
So RRS went on a Meth bender
and woke up in Oakland?
JI - April 18, 2008
Bean Vidro in retaliation.
CapSea - April 18, 2008
saunders doesn't want to ball to bounce back and hit him
JI - April 18, 2008
Good point.
CapSea - April 18, 2008
Vidro is more dense, viscous mass than rubber.
JLC - April 18, 2008
He's made of flubber
that’s how he gets all the IF singles.
JI - April 18, 2008
i’m getting 2001 flashbacks..
seatownsports - April 18, 2008
Rhodes hasn't pitched since 06
this is a recipe for success
seattlebruin - April 18, 2008
Uhhh...a few nights ago he did...poorly...
SethGrandpa - April 18, 2008
THat's what Rex just said, sorry
repeating for emphasis on “this isn’t a good thing”
seattlebruin - April 18, 2008
This has impending disaster all the fuck over it
Nick S - April 18, 2008
I sense an second out first
then disaster
Matthew - April 18, 2008
Where the fuck is Hyphen!?
BrianL - April 18, 2008
Don't Worry...
Rhodes is Pitching Like It’s 1999
Tony S - April 18, 2008
He was dreaming when he threw this
Forgive him if it’s taken deep.
Gomez - April 18, 2008
Rhodes sucked in 1999.
JI - April 18, 2008
God bless GA's slow bat
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
OMG SIMS SAID WARZ
JI - April 18, 2008
Sims has been saying wars all year long.
I have heard it a few dozen times already.
Wilder. - April 18, 2008
VETERAN OF WARS!
Goose - April 18, 2008
TOUR OF DUTY
VETERAN
WARS
trifecta!
Matthew - April 18, 2008
Yea, Dave Sims just went there
“Author Rhodes, a veteran of many wars.”
ThundaPC - April 18, 2008
Ed O'Flaherty?
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
Where's Robert?
Someone hide his furniture and pad his wall. Duct tape and a straightjacket might be in order, too…
STFU SIMS YOU WAR SUPPORTER, YOU
PositivePaul - April 18, 2008
jonny mac
at least our manager is showing confidence in our bullpen?
seatownsports - April 18, 2008
Physioc made reference to our statistics
then just said 339 without referencing any sort of metric
3.39 era?
thenatural - April 18, 2008
what other statistic do you NEED to evaluate pitching
since that’s obviously not wins, the only other stat is ERA
Nick S - April 18, 2008
You're absolutely right
I’m such a seamhead sometimes… I guess I need to get out of my momm’s basement and see the forest for the trees
thenatural - April 18, 2008
impressive
I’m actually pretty impressed with Rhodes… at this second. We’ll see
batura - April 18, 2008
hmmm
I miss the big diamond earrings
batura - April 18, 2008
why's everyone upset over Rhodes?
I mean, unless there are four HBP in the next inning we’re pretty much not coming back to get this one and may as well save the good arms for the next two days.
Bearskin Rugburn - April 18, 2008
residual anger
Matthew - April 18, 2008
ah
hell hath no fury like a fanbase scorned
Bearskin Rugburn - April 18, 2008
Pattern of asshattery.
JI - April 18, 2008
You forget that K-Rod sucks now.
JI - April 18, 2008
Rhodes K!?
BrianL - April 18, 2008
RHODES K!!!!!!!!!!!!
thenatural - April 18, 2008
YES GARRET GETS HIMSELF OUT
Gomez - April 18, 2008
oldLOL
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
i love fsn slow mo
nice facial expression, arthur
seatownsports - April 18, 2008
yeah
Was he knifing or pitching to Garret?
batura - April 18, 2008
Okay that slo mo of Arthur Lee's face is hilarious
Gomez - April 18, 2008
Cha Smiley's is no different
PositivePaul - April 18, 2008
Yeah I LOOOOve this new site...
That reply was to Matthew’s comment. It’s probably funnier here though.
//fucking HATES this new site
PositivePaul - April 18, 2008
If K Rod comes into the game
I think we may have a shot.
borgy - April 18, 2008
JEEZ none of those pitches were even close to the zone
PositivePaul - April 18, 2008
Leaving him in for Hunter.
Bad.
Happybelly - April 18, 2008
BUT HES 3 FOR 3 HE DUE
JLC - April 18, 2008
can we never again use slo-mo
to watch a pitcher’s face?
except Dickey.
Matthew - April 18, 2008
BRING IN ROY
JI - April 18, 2008
so yeah,
this is right on pace for what I predicted.
Disaster in t-minus 5…
Matthew - April 18, 2008
Arthur Rhodes' Battalion in attendance
ThundaPC - April 18, 2008
Win.
Fin - April 18, 2008
Too white
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
They're just exciting to be seeing this new "integrated" league they've been hearing so much
about.
Liebkartoffel - April 18, 2008
I can't stop laughing at the guy yelling in the middle with his hands raised.
Goose - April 18, 2008
it looks like hes giving the finger
thenatural - April 18, 2008
and the shocker in the other hand
now that I look closer
thenatural - April 18, 2008
FLASHBACK!! AHHH, THROW THE GRENADE!!
kentroyals5 - April 18, 2008
That's all of us in 50 years.
JLC - April 18, 2008
This is a bad idea
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
NO!
RHODES PITCHING TO RIGHTHANDER BAD!
BrianL - April 18, 2008
danger danger AWOOGA AWOOGA
Nick S - April 18, 2008
Resign him
RIGHT NOW.
Garces - April 18, 2008
BELTRE OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BrianL - April 18, 2008
HOYL FUCK BALLS
JI - April 18, 2008
Rhodes Is Like Cairo...except for pitchers
They are veterans and speak more than one language
Tony S - April 18, 2008
Thank god for Adrian Beltre!!!
FUCK YES
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
...........................
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE HOW THE HELL CAN YOU MAKE THE WRONG GOD DAMN DECISION EVERY FUCKING TIME WITH YOUR GOD DAMN BULLPEN GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
seattlebruin - April 18, 2008
NEEDS MORE BOLD
JI - April 18, 2008
ADRIAN BELTRE IS SO AWESOME
Gomez - April 18, 2008
BELTRE IS MY GOD
Corco - April 18, 2008
King What?
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
King FUCKING AWESOME!
BrianL - April 18, 2008
King Motherfuck you and your stupid fucking contract Torii, go fuck yourself you piece of shit
thenatural - April 18, 2008
That title's a bit long
JLC - April 18, 2008
Meh... I like it
I’m pretty biased though
thenatural - April 18, 2008
Juan Carlos I of Spain heartily endorses Adrian Beltre's defensive feats?
Liebkartoffel - April 18, 2008
KA!
IceStormV1 - April 18, 2008
That's it
Beltre better retire a M
Matthew - April 18, 2008
THANK YOU KING AWESOME!!!
Fuck you McSquinty.
Happybelly - April 18, 2008
HAVE MY BABIES BELTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
Thank God for you
thenatural - April 18, 2008
BELTRE IS LOVE
WAY TO SAVE MCASSHOLES ASS
Nick S - April 18, 2008
HNAHAHAHAHA SUCK ON THAT YOU ASSHOLES
WATCH A REAL THIRD BASEMAN PLAY THE GAME LIKE A P.I. M. P.
JLC - April 18, 2008
HAHAHA YES
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
Amazing
Does anyone else thing there’s been a giant leap forward in Beltre’s defense this year?
batura - April 18, 2008
No. Same old Beltre.
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
He's been this awesome at the corner since day one
Gomez - April 18, 2008
Hmmmm....
I actually kind of disagree. I don’t think he was as good as he is now when we first signed him. I think he’s always been amazing down the line, but I think his left-side defense has vastly improved.
batura - April 18, 2008
Glad the Berlin Wall moved to 3B.
Wilder. - April 18, 2008
/reagan
Mr Awesome, TAKE DOWN THIS WALL.
ketchup is a vegetable.
I like kittens.
/reagan
Bearskin Rugburn - April 18, 2008
Inaccurate.
It’s been historically proven that Reagan actually ate kittens for breakfast every morning…then took a nap.
Liebkartoffel - April 18, 2008
So I left.....
at 5-1 for some hot wife impregnation action and when I return it was 5-4.
What happened? I’ll trade details for details….
PLU Tim - April 18, 2008
Richie Funk Blast #2
That is all.
ThundaPC - April 18, 2008
scroll up to the flashing lights
yuniform - April 18, 2008
Uh.... (checking to see last post of PLU Tim)
Wilder. - April 18, 2008
Same Shit, Different Pile
Both Dickeys Got Wet
Sex went deep and drove in some runs
Your wife and M’s fans are still unsatisfied
Tony S - April 18, 2008
hahaha...
sounds pretty accurate.
PLU Tim - April 18, 2008
hahaha I had to rec this
Gomez - April 18, 2008
That timeline only covers 30 seconds of the inning.
CapSea - April 18, 2008
Man, that was a great decision by Squity to leave Rhodes in
because we got out of the inning!!!
seattlebruin - April 18, 2008
BELTRE
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
ThundaPC - April 18, 2008
Wow, I leave
for 30 minutes and things get much more tense. 0_o
TheOptimist - April 18, 2008
Ah, so your the hit wife PLU Tim is impregnating eh?
Goose - April 18, 2008
hot wife that is
Goose - April 18, 2008
I'll bet you...
my last 30 minutes >>>>>> your last 30 minutes.
PLU Tim - April 18, 2008
you gotta work for more than 30' to
hit the mark son
Bearskin Rugburn - April 18, 2008
Not if you do it right.
CapSea - April 18, 2008
'Bust' my ass he was worth every fucking dollar
Gomez - April 18, 2008
All but one of them
we should have given him 5yrs/$64,999,999
seattlebruin - April 18, 2008
Seriously
I hate when casual fans bitch and moan about Beltre’s contract, but then don’t mention anything about the crappy overpaid backend of the rotation, or our not very DH-like DH.
Fin - April 18, 2008
Why, bust my ass, you're right!
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
This is good and bad
bad because now Squinty thinks he can his precious veteran garbage out all the time and get away with it.
Fin - April 18, 2008
RESIGN HIM NOW!
BrianL - April 18, 2008
Right there is 2+
potential Angel runs. defense ftw!
Take heed Sexson.
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
I now officially really want to win this game
Matthew - April 18, 2008
Aw fuck.
BrianL - April 18, 2008
And now our offense loses the game.
Fuck.
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
Lopey glared.
CapSea - April 18, 2008
What is that... uh... Yoga?
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
Physioc does yoga?
Hudler says “downward facing Dog”... I cringe
thenatural - April 18, 2008
Lopez working the count is awesome.
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
And now....
I am enjoying a Deschutes Black Butte Porter…..refreshing.
PLU Tim - April 18, 2008
Your night has been better than my night
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
Saunders is still in the game
Has Scoiscia been watching the same game we’ve been watching?
Gomez - April 18, 2008
Dammit.
BrianL - April 18, 2008
Ms with positive WE contributions tonight:
Sexson, Rhodes, end of list
Matthew - April 18, 2008
The two you'd least expect to huh?
Fin - April 18, 2008
Beltre?
Maybe?
cwel87 - April 18, 2008
+King
qrsouther - April 18, 2008
File that under 'things not happening again this year'
Nick S - April 18, 2008
WTF kind of inning was that
It’s like they have no concept of that there is ONE inning left for them.
qrsouther - April 18, 2008
Looking forward to testing K-Rod's ankles.
Wilder. - April 18, 2008
Aaaaaaaaaand.
We just let Joe Saunders pitch 8 innings.
ThundaPC - April 18, 2008
meh,
they put everything in play. it found gloves.
Matthew - April 18, 2008
Yea....that too.
ThundaPC - April 18, 2008
they made a lot of bad contact
early in the count and didn;t make Saunders work to find the zone
Bearskin Rugburn - April 18, 2008
He was exceedingly mediocre
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
Sean Green's birthday: 4/20/1979
I say this because so far he’s the only M’s pitcher under 30 tonight.
Hooray for the VFW.
yuniform - April 18, 2008
So
sexson homer for the go ahead?
Bearskin Rugburn - April 18, 2008
I wouldn't count on it.
BrianL - April 18, 2008
PLU Tim needs to get back to work.
Wilder. - April 18, 2008
Naw....
I tossed her a towel and some fresh batteries. She’s fine without me for the rest of the night.
PLU Tim - April 18, 2008
Oh jeez....
Too much information.
Wilder. - April 18, 2008
So do we hit K-Rod tonight?
Gomez - April 18, 2008
yes
thenatural - April 18, 2008
Not if Saunders goes nine
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
100 pitches
That may be all for him.
Gomez - April 18, 2008
Maybe they'll send gay boy Saunders out again.
borgy - April 18, 2008
gay boy?
At least have some class and make a VT murder rampage joke.
JI - April 18, 2008
Do it for me.
borgy - April 18, 2008
Mighty suspicious that with all the death, Saunders managed to survive
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
agreed
JI - April 18, 2008
Like this
Gomez - April 18, 2008
hahahahahahahaha
JI - April 18, 2008
Maybe they'll send Saunders out
thenatural - April 18, 2008
damn... too late and no photoshop
thenatural - April 18, 2008
That's the best one yet.
borgy - April 18, 2008
I guess Occam's Razor is definitely at work
thenatural - April 18, 2008
Brutal...
El-Em-Ey-Oh!
PLU Tim - April 18, 2008
Nope.
Since he’s facing the Mariners, he miraculously regains form and thus is able to haunt us the rest of the season.
BrianL - April 18, 2008
We better.
ThundaPC - April 18, 2008
meh
they may as well send Saunders out for the ninth
Bearskin Rugburn - April 18, 2008
Just need walks
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
Also
The book on K-Rod should be to never swing until you get a 2 strike count. K-Rod sucks at the strike zone.
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
SOMEONE NEEDS TO TAKE MACS FAVORITE TOY AWAY BEFORE HE KILLS US ALL
JI - April 18, 2008
Bring in Corcoran.
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
but this lineup is like a 11
and Corco is like a 6
kentroyals5 - April 18, 2008
really?
young bum over old bum?
yuniform - April 18, 2008
bum = ass?
JI - April 18, 2008
Rhodes has a really floppy slow-motion face
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
I cracked up watching his eyes slooooowly open really wide
Nick S - April 18, 2008
That's what she...
Oh.. FACE.
CapSea - April 18, 2008
Well, Lowe's not the worst thing in the world
seattlebruin - April 18, 2008
Nope, that's Reggie Willits
Nick S - April 18, 2008
That's apartheid
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
Ashlee Simpson begs to differ
thenatural - April 18, 2008
Apartheid via Ashlee Simpson
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh God No
Wont Someone PLEASE Think of the Children
thenatural - April 18, 2008
The children are dead
apartheid
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
Oh no
Raul must have had something to do with this
thenatural - April 18, 2008
A friend asked me what to write about for his Social Justice paper.
My response, as always, was “abortion-apartheid.”
Liebkartoffel - April 18, 2008
Looks like somebody reminded
Izturis he’s fighting for a starting job.
TheOptimist - April 18, 2008
With who? Gimpy Kendrick?
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
Sean Rodriguez was just called up
So Kendrick might be DLed
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
vaginosis again?
JI - April 18, 2008
Acute
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
Woo Mark Lowe...
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
"I Think Mark Lowe Is Cute"....
Tony S - April 18, 2008
Hahaha.
BrianL - April 18, 2008
So what if I do? :(
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
gaaaay.
BrianL - April 18, 2008
I have no homoerotic photo evidence...
but I agree
thenatural - April 18, 2008
Man Brett is getting hammered
like I’m hammering his fantasy team this week lololololol
Gomez - April 18, 2008
Did Corco go drunk dial that girl?
CapSea - April 18, 2008
she drunk dialed me
and asked me if I’d marry her if she had herpes
Corco - April 18, 2008
I meant now.
You’ve been absent.
CapSea - April 18, 2008
no i'll do that when I'm on beer 15
Corco - April 18, 2008
Ask her if she'd marry you if you had no liver.
CapSea - April 18, 2008
He's been calling the department of homeland security.
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
You know who asks those questions?
People with herpes.
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
JLC - April 18, 2008
bahahahaha
Matthew - April 18, 2008
I really like the fuzziness.
Sets the mood.
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
soft focus
Matthew - April 18, 2008
Paired best with sensual sax...
As if there’s any other kind! Am I right?
Liebkartoffel - April 18, 2008
That was intentional.
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
You sly dog, you
thenatural - April 18, 2008
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LAWL LAWL
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
JI - April 18, 2008
Okay, that was funny
Gomez - April 18, 2008
Lesson of this story, don't post your picture on the internet.
Goose - April 18, 2008
We can all hope
lesson not learned
thenatural - April 18, 2008
I feel the smallest silver of guilt
but then I look at the picture again
JLC - April 18, 2008
I reccomend this FanPost
thenatural - April 18, 2008
as do I
JI - April 18, 2008
whoever is telling me to phone jihad
can fuck off
Corco - April 18, 2008
Dirka dirka.
BrianL - April 18, 2008
sexy change
Matthew - April 18, 2008
That comment by Hudler just made Graham angry
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
Uh oh, what happened?
BrianL - April 18, 2008
Mechanical analysis
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
Best changeup of the season right there
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
Jeff do you get FSN west?
seattlebruin - April 18, 2008
Yeah but I'm watching on MLB.tv anyway
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
But you could know the outcome way sooner!
JI - April 18, 2008
Yeah, my FSN west is blacked out so I was wondering if you have that same problem
seattlebruin - April 18, 2008
He got fucking owned on that pitch
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
Kenji got owned on that throw
yuniform - April 18, 2008
this game just feels like we should win doesn't it?
Matthew - April 18, 2008
Jessica Alba has herpes...
would that stop you?
PLU Tim - April 18, 2008
Have you been listening to KJR?
BrianL - April 18, 2008
No
seattlebruin - April 18, 2008
no.
never. nothing would stop me when it comes to Jessica Alba. shes perfect. even preggers.
deacvision7 - April 18, 2008
Yes. I have issues with sleeping with the mildly retarded, anyway.
Liebkartoffel - April 18, 2008
BAM
IN ANY LANGAUGE THAT’S A FUCKING K
Corco - April 18, 2008
foul?
JI - April 18, 2008
That was sick.
Goose - April 18, 2008
Uh...
What just happened?
BrianL - April 18, 2008
Worst throw to 2nd ever
after one of the better K’s we’ve seen tonight
Gomez - April 18, 2008
Nice throw, Kenji.
ThundaPC - April 18, 2008
That throw was made of fail
PLU Tim - April 18, 2008
Come on...get a guy on for Richie
SethGrandpa - April 18, 2008
I can't believe I just said that
SethGrandpa - April 18, 2008
Why did they need to throw to first?
Runner started on 1B and Johjima dropped it on the transfer.
Wilder. - April 18, 2008
Okay... We're relying on Richie...
yuniform - April 18, 2008
Please win Mariners.
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
Okay, nobody is allowed to post until the top of the 9th is over.
Wilder. - April 18, 2008
Wut?
TheOptimist - April 18, 2008
God I wish Bonds was comig up 3rd
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
>:( >:( >:( >:(
Matthew - April 18, 2008
We need a new thread.
ThundaPC - April 18, 2008
Meh, too close to the end.
If the Mariners score, then yeah.
Goose - April 18, 2008
All I want is a single funk blast.
BrianL - April 18, 2008
This should be an infuriating 9th
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
that hasn't been a strike all game
lame
Matthew - April 18, 2008
Break Frankie's Kankles
PLU Tim - April 18, 2008
one more solid hit Raul
except this time clear the fence.
k, thx. bye.
deacvision7 - April 18, 2008
Check his cap
Gomez - April 18, 2008
wtf that was ball q
Nick S - April 18, 2008
ball 1. ahaha
Nick S - April 18, 2008
Good Jesus Raul
JI - April 18, 2008
Patience.
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
This is what it's all about
relying on Richie Sexson
let’s hope we get there
Tony S - April 18, 2008
There goes our best chance
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
Raul had a chance to go for the ankles, there...
yuniform - April 18, 2008
someone get Bonds on the phone
Matthew - April 18, 2008
BARRY BONDS HAS NO PHONE
Corco - April 18, 2008
TELEPHONE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BARRY BONDS
Gomez - April 18, 2008
POINT TAKEN
Corco - April 18, 2008
Bonds communicates by brainwaves
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
Bonds hates country music?
SethGrandpa - April 18, 2008
Like any good American
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
FUCK THAT DUDE
REAL AMERICANS LOVE COUNTRY
Corco - April 18, 2008
NO
NO
thenatural - April 18, 2008
Shut up and go not have sex
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
Real Americans don't voluntarily bind themselves to
entirely preconceived and abitrary cultural labels.
Liebkartoffel - April 18, 2008
THIS IS OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR COUNTRY
JI - April 18, 2008
I forgot that movie existed.
Goose - April 18, 2008
RICHMOND LOCKWOOD SEXSON!
Corco - April 18, 2008
Come on King Awesome.
Goose - April 18, 2008
Beltre has no prayer in this AB
Matthew - April 18, 2008
K-Rod is totally made for killing Adrian.
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
DON'T SWING UNTIL THE UMP CALLS STRIKE 2
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
Is Frankie really throwing
94 mph?
TheOptimist - April 18, 2008
NO
Corco - April 18, 2008
Please don
seattlebruin - April 18, 2008
't bring up Sherrill =(
seattlebruin - April 18, 2008
Y'know what would make this perfect?
Adrian Beltre funk blast
JLC - April 18, 2008
Unlikely.
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
POR QUE
Corco - April 18, 2008
Mariners
Not a single leadoff man on in this game.
Fascinating.
ThundaPC - April 18, 2008
that was unbelievable
Matthew - April 18, 2008
So???
Bendy or straight pitch?
JI - April 18, 2008
K-Rod threw over 20 pitches yesterday.
Just walk around the bases.
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
BELTRE'D BITCHEZ
Corco - April 18, 2008
Great, professional hitter Jose Vidro is up.
BrianL - April 18, 2008
Beltre!!!
Happybelly - April 18, 2008
NICE
CapSea - April 18, 2008
YES BELTRE
DO NOT FUCK THIS UP TURBO
Gomez - April 18, 2008
KING AWESOME!
thenatural - April 18, 2008
Wow
Now TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE VIDRO
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
Try me, Vidro
GIDP and I’ll run you over with my car.
Garces - April 18, 2008
Your car will be decimated.
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
Beltre's swing gets my motor running
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
(he gives me a hard-on)
thenatural - April 18, 2008
How did Adrian lay off three straight sliders?
How? I’m… befuddled.
Matthew - April 18, 2008
As at bats that ended in singles go
that was among the best ever.
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
They were only low
Not away
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
They were pretty far away
JLC - April 18, 2008
Wow
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
Holy shit he's held up on three straight
HOLY SHIT AND HE GOT A BASE HIT ON 3-2.
I seriously can’t believe I just witnessed that.
JLC - April 18, 2008
good fucking at bat beltre
Nick S - April 18, 2008
BELTRE!!
ThundaPC - April 18, 2008
Pinch hit Norton
Wilder. - April 18, 2008
NO DOUBLE PLAY
YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT
deacvision7 - April 18, 2008
Meet our GIDP specialist
Can you be a professional hitter and still GIDP as much as Vidro?
PDXTai - April 18, 2008
KING AWESOME GREAT AT BAT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
seattlebruin - April 18, 2008
Would you PR for Adrian here with his bad hammy?
Matthew - April 18, 2008
Eh, perhaps
seattlebruin - April 18, 2008
TAKE!
TAKETAKETAKETAKETAKE!
BrianL - April 18, 2008
TAKE WALKS DON'T SWING YOU OBESE TOAD KING
JLC - April 18, 2008
Oh good.
Nail-biting time.
TheOptimist - April 18, 2008
Grrr...
ThundaPC - April 18, 2008
FUCK YOU VIDRO YOU NONHOMOSEXUAL BASTARD
Corco - April 18, 2008
And it all comes down to Big Richie.
Depressing.
BrianL - April 18, 2008
JI - April 18, 2008
Oh god, it comes down to Richie
Goose - April 18, 2008
Shit....
I thought that was in the gap
PLU Tim - April 18, 2008
Well
I thought that was a gapper. :(
Garces - April 18, 2008
I hate Vidro.
CapSea - April 18, 2008
a hitter with power pulvarizes that pitch
like, you know, Bonds
Matthew - April 18, 2008
I get the feeling you like this "Bonds" fellow.
Liebkartoffel - April 18, 2008
Okay at least it was only one out
Gomez - April 18, 2008
Why does anyone ever swing at K-Rod's crap?
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
Fuck you Turbo.
Happybelly - April 18, 2008
WHY THE FUCK DO WE HIT VIDRO 5TH????????????/
JI - April 18, 2008
Why is Vidro on the fucking team?
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
AN EVEN BETTER QUESTION
JI - April 18, 2008
COME ON RICHIE!!!!
I’ve never wanted something as bad as I want this
thenatural - April 18, 2008
You need to meet more women
PDXTai - April 18, 2008
Women, I do ok with...
Richie Sexson go ahead homeruns… not so much
thenatural - April 18, 2008
Richie let you taste it...
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
3rd FB for richie please
pretty please.
with a cherry on top.
deacvision7 - April 18, 2008
SEXSON MUST DEFY STATISTICS
Nick S - April 18, 2008
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkkk
Matthew - April 18, 2008
FUCK YOU HUNTER!
BrianL - April 18, 2008
FUCK YOU HUNTER
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
ITS RICHIE TIME
seattlebruin - April 18, 2008
OMFG
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Happybelly - April 18, 2008
Worst game ever
kentroyals5 - April 18, 2008
Ooooook
Fuck my life.
Garces - April 18, 2008
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
BrianL - April 18, 2008
FUCK YOU TORRE HUNTER
Corco - April 18, 2008
Oh. My. Fucking. God
Goose - April 18, 2008
fuuuuuuudge
yuniform - April 18, 2008
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SethGrandpa - April 18, 2008
WHAT THE HELL EVER!!!!!!
ThundaPC - April 18, 2008
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
CapSea - April 18, 2008
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
JI - April 18, 2008
I WILL KILL MANY MANY PEOPLE!!!!!!!OUE
gho2u
Matthew - April 18, 2008
Thats ONE way to go out
thenatural - April 18, 2008
Worst game ever....I'm very unhappy
kentroyals5 - April 18, 2008
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
.
IcebreakerX - April 18, 2008
WORST ENDING EVER
SethGrandpa - April 18, 2008
NNNNOOOOOJWAPOR UJAOSUJAUJRJUIO
FUCKFUC UAFUCKFUUUUUUUCK FUCK FUICK YOU I HATE YOU HUNTER YOU ARE FOREVER ON MY SHITLIST
JLC - April 18, 2008
That makes me sick
Hunter didn’t even have to jump. That was in the park.
Gomez - April 18, 2008
I AM GOING TO BPUNCH THE ANGELS IN THIR COLLECTIVE FACE
Nick S - April 18, 2008
FUCK YOU TORRI HUNTER
FUCK YOU IN YOUR EXTRA I ASS!!!
deacvision7 - April 18, 2008
I usually just lurk on these...
but Jesus fucking Christ I hate the fucking Angels.
lvpro - April 18, 2008
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!
BrianL - April 18, 2008
FUCK TORRIF UCKING HUNTER AND HIS FUCKING CHILD MOLESTING FUCKING ASS
CapSea - April 18, 2008
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
MEEEEEEEEEE
INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
BOTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
ASSSSSHOLESSS FUCK FUCK FUCK
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
you have two?
JI - April 18, 2008
What? You don't?
Liebkartoffel - April 18, 2008
Yes. fucking torii ripped me a new one.
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
CORCOS ARE INNOCENT
Corco - April 18, 2008
FUCK AMERICA.
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CANADIAN/TOWELHEAD/JAP/NAZI/FRENCHIE
Corco - April 18, 2008
/WETBACK
Corco - April 18, 2008
Well, this is amusing.
Liebkartoffel - April 18, 2008
I just vomited all over my mouth
Fuck that shit.
cwel87 - April 18, 2008
Damn.
Can’t ask anything more from Sexson tonight.
Wilder. - April 18, 2008
I WANT TO EAT A PUPPY
Corco - April 18, 2008
FUCK PUPPIES.
I WANT TO EAT A BABY
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
Yeah. Fuck That.
easymmmkay - April 18, 2008
wasn't supposed to be a reply
Fail
easymmmkay - April 18, 2008
We got Kenny Lofton'd.
ThundaPC - April 18, 2008
FUCK SHIT ASSP ISS CUNT
The Beer Baron - April 18, 2008
holy shit bals
borgy - April 18, 2008
SO FUCKIGN CLOSE
SUCK FUCKING DICK TORII FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIGN MOTHERFUCKER
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
But totally worth the admission.
Good game.
IcebreakerX - April 18, 2008
Did Hunter just fucking ROB
Sexson?! O_O
TheOptimist - April 18, 2008
I WOULD KILL YOUR FAMILY
kentroyals5 - April 18, 2008
I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE
JI - April 18, 2008
On my Tombstone, I want
“Torii Hunter = TOTALLY WORTH THE MONEY”
...and cheese.
TheOptimist - April 18, 2008
ENJOY 2011
JI - April 18, 2008
Run away and never return
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
Die in a fire you miserable fuck bag.
Goose - April 18, 2008
I liked you
until now…
thenatural - April 18, 2008
Admittedly,
that last one was probably pushing it. I apologize.
TheOptimist - April 18, 2008
I still dont mind you that much
I dunno if thats leaving the yard anyways
thenatural - April 18, 2008
GTE. Take nothing we say seriously.
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
Well, the Tombstone comment proves
I’m not immune to GTE either. :/
TheOptimist - April 18, 2008
Hahaha Funny
Fuck you
IceStormV1 - April 18, 2008
die!
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
WATCH YOURSELF
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
Fuck I'm going to be charged with murder tonight
kentroyals5 - April 18, 2008
wow
i am fucking depressed now.
and i have to wake up a 6am EST. fuck me.
deacvision7 - April 18, 2008
That was a fucking cockpunch
Gomez - April 18, 2008
AGAIN
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU IN THE ASS YOU FUCKING CUNT!
BrianL - April 18, 2008
So I'm sufficently fucking pissed.
Goose - April 18, 2008
Wow,
that was beyond a cockpunch.
Matthew - April 18, 2008
TORII HUNTER COMMITS ARSON AND RAPES SMALL INNOCENT CHILDREN JUST FOR GIGGLES
JLC - April 18, 2008
I hate all...
CapSea - April 18, 2008
ARGHHHHH
THAT WAS DEVASTATING
Corco - April 18, 2008
torii hunter molests collies
deacvision7 - April 18, 2008
Im scared of myself right now
kentroyals5 - April 18, 2008
It's been a long time since a Mariner loss hurt that bad
Gomez - April 18, 2008
RICHIEEEEEE
IF THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A HOME RUN, ID HAVE GIVEN YOU A WHOLE FUCKIGN MONTH FRE PASS. FUCK GRAMMAR AND SPWELLING
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
I'm numb and empty
iheartjavelinas - April 18, 2008
DIE IN A FIRE YOU FUCKER!
BrianL - April 18, 2008
THANKS MARINERS LIVE THIS IS THE PART OF THE GAME I WANT TO RELIVE
SHOW ME MORE I CAN’T GET ENOUGH
JLC - April 18, 2008
The Ending Of This Game
was like end of the movie “The Crying Game”
...
...
Tony S - April 18, 2008
I am going to be a safety on an M16/M9 range tomorrow
This is very unsafe as of right now.
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
All I have to say is
FUCK TORII HUNTER.
Happybelly - April 18, 2008
Jeff...please
don’t put up a post-game thread. let it go away forever
kentroyals5 - April 18, 2008
Agreed.
No post game thread. Please for the love of God let it die.
BrianL - April 18, 2008
Double Agree'D
IceStormV1 - April 18, 2008
yes
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
No graphs.
No captions, no photos. Just the title of 9-9 and empty space.
CapSea - April 18, 2008
I don't even want that.
BrianL - April 18, 2008
That was a pretty damn good game though
for a Dickey start… no one was expecting anything and richie did good… I’m not that pissed for some reason
thenatural - April 18, 2008
;_;
IceStormV1 - April 18, 2008
CORCO WILL BE THE ONE TO PAY FOR THIS
Robert - April 18, 2008
CORCO'S LIVER
CapSea - April 18, 2008
RUN CORCO
Gomez - April 18, 2008
BUT NOT TOO FAR
Fett42 - April 18, 2008
CORCO IS INNOCENT
Corco - April 18, 2008
im going to go outside.
find a stray cat
and strangle it
deacvision7 - April 18, 2008
Tears
CapSea - April 18, 2008
Question. Does Vidro save that ground ball earlier on in the game?
BrettJMiller - April 18, 2008
Not even close
Bryan LaHair might :P
Gomez - April 18, 2008
Funny that we mentioned Little Big League twice
because didn’t the game in that movie end with that same play?
Gomez - April 18, 2008
BUT ITS MUCH BETTER WHEN IT HAPPENS TO SoMEONE ELSE
JI - April 18, 2008
For those on game day
Was that caught in the deepest part of the park? Did Torii have to pull it back over the fence?
PDXTai - April 18, 2008
no and no
but it was just short, 3 feet maybe and it’s gone
Matthew - April 18, 2008
caught it right in front of the wall
but the ball would have gone over if that fucker wasnt there.
deacvision7 - April 18, 2008
i feel violated
torii hunter is the devil.
fuck him. fuck him so hard.
deacvision7 - April 18, 2008
simple catch..i blame our impotent offense. fucktards
kentroyals5 - April 18, 2008
Funny part
in like a week…this will be one of the funniest threads ever
kentroyals5 - April 18, 2008
but thats after two dead hookers are found in my car
kentroyals5 - April 18, 2008
haha!
okay, that made me laugh out loud in a dark, quiet room with nobody else in it.
batura - April 18, 2008
THIS WILL NEVER BE FUNNY
Matthew - April 18, 2008
I FAIL TO SEE THE HUMOR
ELABORATE PLZ
JLC - April 18, 2008
All the creative rage...
$40,000…thats how much bail bond money we’ll need this evening for LL members
kentroyals5 - April 18, 2008
40,000 per member
JI - April 18, 2008
I nominate this game for worst ending
of the year. Totally raped.
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
Fuck God.
CapSea - April 18, 2008
I hope I hit a baby with my car while driving to work.
Goose - April 18, 2008
This is the second game of the season Torii Hunter has taken from the Mariners.
The first was the walk-off grand slam against Cleveland.
Wilder. - April 18, 2008
(submitted without comment)
ThundaPC - April 18, 2008
That angel = Jamele Hill
it fuels the hatred in my soul
JLC - April 18, 2008
dammit
I almost
called it
Bearskin Rugburn - April 18, 2008
That was fucking disturbing
I am royally pissed.
And that’s after I howled in horror and put three holes in my wall. Fucking FUCK.
cwel87 - April 18, 2008
FUCK YOU SIMS.
Jinxed it…premature call…
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
Must...search...for...more...scapegoats...
BURN THE TREE.
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
Sims loves jinxing things
The Beer Baron - April 18, 2008
Really Angie?
Not even Mike Cameron?
JI - April 18, 2008
i am going to vomit all over myself
deacvision7 - April 18, 2008
When we lose the AL West by 1 game, we
will look back at this game and cry.
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
it looks like it's time for Krueger to dye his hair.
Oh, and fuck Hunter.
Happybelly - April 18, 2008
the door was open but it was snowing outside
Tony S - April 18, 2008
CapSea - April 18, 2008
ohhhh shit rec'd
Gomez - April 18, 2008
Perfect
Goose - April 18, 2008
HAHAHA
Corco - April 18, 2008
YES. This almost makes the power outage worth it.
BrettJMiller - April 19, 2008
That catch wasn't hard at all
and as you can see….K-Rod said it was a pop up
kentroyals5 - April 18, 2008
Exactly.
That was a pussy catch that any sandy vagina with a glove could have made. Any impotent fucktard with a 2 inch penis could have caught that. And sure enough, an impotent sandy vagina fucktard with a 2 inch penis made that catch. Nothing special.
CapSea - April 18, 2008
This was worse than Lofton
because that shot was at least in the middle innings, so even after the Lofton catch the M’s still had a chance. This shot, however, was a stake right in the heart.
Gomez - April 18, 2008
Time to get drunk
and play vidya games
The Beer Baron - April 18, 2008
Well I wanna die.
iheartjavelinas - April 18, 2008
The first person to post a link to HH gets permanently banned.
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
Good call.
This seriously blows.
ThundaPC - April 18, 2008
[link deleted]
Corco - April 18, 2008
THAT SHOULD EXTEND TO FOREVER!
FUCK THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS!
Goose - April 18, 2008
What t if it's just as an HHroll?
JI - April 18, 2008
out of curiosity
I typed it into my browser, and came up with feather boas
easymmmkay - April 18, 2008
That's the much more awesome HaloHeaven.com
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
I concur
easymmmkay - April 18, 2008
Check out Haloheaven!
JI - April 18, 2008
I strongly advise against clicking on this link
thenatural - April 18, 2008
You sir, are no pretty, pretty princess.
For shame.
Liebkartoffel - April 18, 2008
I lose
thenatural - April 18, 2008
"Halo Heavan
Where rapey pedophiles like Torii Hunter go because they can’t satisfy women”
CapSea - April 18, 2008
Amazing what losing a consonant
does to the testosterone
easymmmkay - April 18, 2008
Nothing, apparently.
CapSea - April 18, 2008
Cool a new favorite baseball player to hate
Target —-—-> Torii Hunter.
Fuck you , fuckbag.
marinator - April 18, 2008
get over Hunter...anyone but Raul makes that catch
you are building him up like Corco did that mediocre 6
kentroyals5 - April 18, 2008
she is more than a 6 :(
Corco - April 18, 2008
I'll hate who I want
Hunter is a good candidate.
marinator - April 18, 2008
I hate our offense
kentroyals5 - April 18, 2008
Have...no...alchohol...shit...
wish…I…had…some…beer…even…keystone…light…
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
I'm at UPS
ride the bus up
I’m trying to unload
Key Ice
Icehouse
Na(s)tty Light
Corco - April 18, 2008
Riding Tacoma buses at night
is an invitation to get ass raped and mugged…repeatedly…I know this from experience…
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
You've been repeatedly assraped?
JI - April 18, 2008
No, I saw it happen to you.
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
HI-YO
thenatural - April 18, 2008
You like to watch dudes getting assrammed?
JI - April 18, 2008
Judging by the way these gamethreads have been going
I wouldn’t be surprised
thenatural - April 18, 2008
Yeah, I've quite the bloodthirsty streak --
seeing guys hit in the ass with tree trunks is my number one entertainment option. I’m watching it happen to Torii Hunter tomorrow.
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
Right, "saw" it.
Liebkartoffel - April 18, 2008
He calls it the "Dickey Knuckler"
CapSea - April 18, 2008
good point
take a cab
Corco - April 18, 2008
or tell me your location
I will give you a case of beer in exchange for sex with a GIRL who is at least a 6
Corco - April 18, 2008
Define "girl."
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
has a vagina
Corco - April 18, 2008
and does not have a penis
Corco - April 18, 2008
This could legally be a man
JI - April 18, 2008
must legally be a female
must have vagina \, no penis, and natural breasts
Corco - April 18, 2008
Let's just say I was dissapointed by the world's first pregnant man.
JI - April 18, 2008
Arnold Schwarzenegger?
Liebkartoffel - April 18, 2008
No
JI - April 18, 2008
and no testicles
Corco - April 18, 2008
still pretty vague...
thenatural - April 18, 2008
must be incapable of driving a car or appreciating college football
Corco - April 18, 2008
Howabout my dorm cleaning lady?
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
must weigh a minimum of 130 pounds
and be white
for whatever reason that turns me on I like thongs the #1 girl in my life shows off her thong all the time
Corco - April 18, 2008
www.whale-tail.com
You’re welcome.
CapSea - April 18, 2008
dude I have browsed that site several times
Corco - April 18, 2008
also that is maximum of 130 not minimum
Corco - April 18, 2008
Fitted perfectly to specifications --
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
too thin
Corco - April 18, 2008
No, really?
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
minimum of 100
Corco - April 18, 2008
Think of what you could do with those ribs
Robert - April 18, 2008
drums!
Corco - April 18, 2008
why?
JI - April 18, 2008
Corco, meet Freud.
Freud, Corco.
Liebkartoffel - April 18, 2008
freudian slips are a myth
Corco - April 18, 2008
The subconscious isn't.
Liebkartoffel - April 18, 2008
you live in Iowa why should I believe you
Corco - April 18, 2008
I know how to punctuate sentences, for one.
Liebkartoffel - April 18, 2008
Grinnell is surrounded
by corn and white people, both patently “American” characteristics—why shouldn’t you believe him?
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
You'll have a lot to discuss.
Liebkartoffel - April 18, 2008
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
Whoa, settle down there Brett...
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
I can't help it.
BrettJMiller - April 19, 2008
Well, she's not doing a very good job.
Liebkartoffel - April 18, 2008
Somebody's getting set up with the fanciest tranny in town.
Liebkartoffel - April 18, 2008
yeah I'm getting scared
Corco - April 18, 2008
I watched it in slow mo 10 times
getting a screengrab.
blerg.
yuniform - April 18, 2008
what the fuck is wrong with you
Jeff Sullivan - April 18, 2008
Some people love to hurt themselves
Gomez - April 18, 2008
I just wanted to pinpoint the exact moment where my heart broke.
Wiggum-style.
yuniform - April 18, 2008
that should not happen
thenatural - April 18, 2008
fuck this blows
just strikeout richie. then i wouldnt have this fucking empty feeling inside.
i feel abused.
deacvision7 - April 18, 2008
Off to write the Minor League Wrap-Up
so I can focus on baseball games that don’t punch me right in the soul.
Gomez - April 18, 2008
Breaking news:
Clement, Wlad and Moore traded for Jim Edmonds.
CapSea - April 18, 2008
I heard it was Darin Erstad.
yuniform - April 18, 2008
I approve of this trade
JI - April 18, 2008
NOT TO OUR HATED RIVALS THE PADRES
Corco - April 18, 2008
why couldn't he have just pulled it 5 feet to the left?
fuck this game of centimeters.
Matthew - April 18, 2008
FUCK
i hate sports sometimes.
now being a good example.
deacvision7 - April 18, 2008
Mac is a douchebag
there I said it
Corco - April 18, 2008
how dare you
thenatural - April 18, 2008
What is worse?
Losing this game 5-1, assuming that the lineup went 1-2-3 in the ninth and Richie never homered in the 7th, or the real result?
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
The real result is a million times worse.
ThundaPC - April 18, 2008
Meh.
I won’t be able to catch any of these games until I get back in May, so for now I’m delightfully numb.
Liebkartoffel - April 18, 2008
In the long run, 5-1 is worse
because that would be a product of total failure by the team to compete, whereas at least the actual result showed some fight.
In the here and now, the actual result is way fucking worse because of the context.
Gomez - April 18, 2008
Yeah.
And all in all, this result sure as hell provided more amusement—although perhaps the wrong kind.
redwolf75 - April 18, 2008
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