Looks like Sexson is going back to 2005-06 form (so far, not saying it will last just yet, can’t agree with the casual fans about his comeback just yet).
The Vidro trade was the stupidest trade I've even seen
I can totally see them re-signing Johjima because the M’s don’t cut veterans loose until the completely roll off a cliff. They’d then move Clement D… holy shit that is stupid.
gone through the rough in the last few months? They were already bad, but I was checking into Amsterdam back in November and it was ~650 for non-stop from Seattle with only 2 weeks notice. I just checked for July and it’s like $1200
And where would we put Teixeira? And Kenji’s on the wrong side of 30? And he’s never had patience so his bat will only get worse from this year forward?
IBB THEN RRS IBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRS
You Are All Diesaed(?), where he opens with the airport security rant, and finished with “Religion Is Bullshit”. It is literally the best thing ever. But they’re all really fucking awesome.
Anderson hasn’t gone around yet, and the perspective makes it difficult to see where the pitch is. It could even be lying on the ground a few feet outside of the batter’s circle.
That by trolling Halo’s Heaven you actually become WORSE than they do since as bad as they are over there they don’t flood Lookout Landing whenever the Angels beat the Mariners. Sure we’re all over anyone who even SMELLS like an Angels fan when we lose but still….
THIRD
JI - April 20, 2008
C'mon Wilk!
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
This is a really bad decision by Scioscia
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
that works perfectly
crap.
MfaninAlaska - April 20, 2008
it's genius
give Wilk some confidence by allowing him a RBI hit and they keep him on the roster for another year
Tony S - April 20, 2008
it backfired
Tony S - April 20, 2008
I can never decide if Mike really believes in platoon splits or not.
TheOptimist - April 20, 2008
Still a bad decision
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
I love it when we make bad decisions
look brilliant for opposing teams.
BrianL - April 20, 2008
To be fair
there was like a 65% chance of that happening anyway.
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
LAME!!!
basebliman - April 20, 2008
Wonder what the rationale behind this bullpen move is...
OlSalty - April 20, 2008
O'Day's been pretty good and Mike still thinks we have a shot at the game.
I’d guess.
TheOptimist - April 20, 2008
Was the new thread just to distract people
from your calling Wilkerson a switch-hitter?
Nick S - April 20, 2008
No, that was just a happy coincidence
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
Ok I'm starting to get tired of defending Wilk...
Even though he is admittedly still our best option.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
McLaren-esque call
of course, it never works out in our favor.
Matthew - April 20, 2008
Fucking hell I am not happy with you Brad
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
Am I the only one that thinks Wilk
has about zero bat speed left?
Happybelly - April 20, 2008
no
Matthew - April 20, 2008
I'm beginning to think that he's finished
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
You are not the only one.
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
I'm not defending him as hard as I used to...he's swinging through really hittable pitches.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
he needs to update his blog
http://blog.bradwilkerson.org/
Tony S - April 20, 2008
YOU SUCK WILKERSON FUCK OFF BACK TO RUSSIA
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
That was a golden opportunity. I can't stand you anymore Brad!
basebliman - April 20, 2008
Okay
I’m officially pulling my support of WIlkerson until he shows me something.
Because that was not fucking something.
cwel87 - April 20, 2008
Wht the hell is a SPorts Emmy?
JI - April 20, 2008
Here comes the Martin Scorsese of the Angel pitching staff
thenatural - April 20, 2008
Whats up with all these Tits Ks?
BrianL - April 20, 2008
I guess you could say the Angels are going Tits up?
basebliman - April 20, 2008
Wide zone today
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
Batista....pitching.....good?
OlSalty - April 20, 2008
5K's for Tits?!
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
What a ripoff
OlSalty - April 20, 2008
What the fuck are the Angels doing?
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
Adopting the Mariners' gameplan.
BrianL - April 20, 2008
Whatever it is, keep it up
cwel87 - April 20, 2008
The same thing the M's were doing
Against Santana.
TheOptimist - April 20, 2008
Only you guys are doing this
versus Beluga Tits.
cwel87 - April 20, 2008
I won't argue that Halos come off the worse
in that comparison.
TheOptimist - April 20, 2008
You know what's good exercise?
Go to your local BevMo/liquor store, spend $100, and walk around holding the cart for half an hour.
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
and you would do this....why?
Matthew - April 20, 2008
Because you're indecisive about what else to buy
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
thought you didn't drink liquor
Matthew - April 20, 2008
Beer
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
$100 worth of beer is heavy
Matthew - April 20, 2008
Indeed
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
I really need to go beer shopping
tomorrow seems like a good day
Matthew - April 20, 2008
I was long overdue
glad they had Stone Russian Imperial Stout this time.
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
maybe I'll go after this game
I’m thirsty now. Also, who needs dinner when you have newly bought beer?
Matthew - April 20, 2008
You should do it tonight
no sense putting it off. Some Unibroue would hit the spot…
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
I'm wondering about hours on Sundays
since I go to smaller stores, but this game should be over soon enough.
Matthew - April 20, 2008
My local liquor store doesn't have room for carts.
JI - April 20, 2008
Coincidentally, just got done with my workout at the gym
glad to see the M’s actually winning for once.
Fin - April 20, 2008
Carts do have wheels, you know
OlSalty - April 20, 2008
I meant to say basket
god dammit.
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
Well at least you weren't lazy
Wheeled tools, p’shaw
OlSalty - April 20, 2008
the wheel was mankind's worst invention
Matthew - April 20, 2008
Big Willie Style has had a much longer legacy than I thought it would
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
Adam Jones would have....
BrianL - April 20, 2008
That's a long run for Raul
How often does Dave Sims say that?
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
DIE RAUL DIE YOU SLOW FUCK.
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
Milton Bradley would have caught that
And injured himself
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
and torn ACL
Fin - April 20, 2008
"and injured himself"
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
Lol
I was trying to add severity to the injury. I realize my grammer was bad there.
Fin - April 20, 2008
Chris Snelling makes that catch and then explodes
Matthew - April 20, 2008
But still OPS's around .800
dkulich - April 20, 2008
Adam Jones, Wlad, Reed, Saunders, me
all make that catch
Nick S - April 20, 2008
Bonds could make that catch
IceStormV1 - April 20, 2008
Oh good, Mr. stranded baserunners himself.
TheOptimist - April 20, 2008
Rex Hudler play of the day...
1st basecoach earflap.
dkulich - April 20, 2008
Now let's go full circle by talking about Alfredo Griffin's sunglasses
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
DO NOT WALK HIM
DO NOT WALK HIM
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
K
JI - April 20, 2008
I approve of this message
cwel87 - April 20, 2008
Batista says
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
WOOOOOOOOOOO K!
BrianL - April 20, 2008
SIT DOWN
Gary
Happybelly - April 20, 2008
thanks for swinging at the GMJ
basebliman - April 20, 2008
dammit "at that"
basebliman - April 20, 2008
NICE
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
KKKKKK
thenatural - April 20, 2008
Siddown punk
Nick S - April 20, 2008
That was an Angels rally?
dkulich - April 20, 2008
As mad as i am at Wilk
This is pretty funny
cwel87 - April 20, 2008
6Ks for Beluga Tits
joof - April 20, 2008
SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU PIECE OF SHIT FUCK OFF
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
*Headhitsdesk*
Ball 4, GMJ.
TheOptimist - April 20, 2008
There there.
At least you don’t have Vidro.
BrianL - April 20, 2008
or
Kenji,
or
Wilkerson
or
Morse
or
Cairo
MfaninAlaska - April 20, 2008
So refreshing to not see Sexson topping this list.
dkulich - April 20, 2008
Word
Looks like Sexson is going back to 2005-06 form (so far, not saying it will last just yet, can’t agree with the casual fans about his comeback just yet).
Fin - April 20, 2008
WHERE IS YOUR FUCKING RALLY MONKEY NOW BITCHES
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
Taking the day off to go to Disneyland with Hunter.
TheOptimist - April 20, 2008
Its ok
Apparently Squinty took last Sunday off after winning two, I guess its only fair you guys take today off.
Fin - April 20, 2008
Ohhhh, you
cwel87 - April 20, 2008
I will let her buff my batting helmet any time.
dkulich - April 20, 2008
fo sho
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
A Don Henley reference?
reeeeeaaaalllly?
JI - April 20, 2008
Woahhh forgot about TJ Bohn.
Took him like 6 months to get his first hit. Then they sent him down.
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
Clement clement?
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
So...re-sign Joh?
Omerta - April 20, 2008
Over my dead body
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
been nice knowing you.
MfaninAlaska - April 20, 2008
They cannot be that stupid, surely.
:(
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
seriously?
as long as he doesn’t end with a Richie-esque line I’m betting he’ll be picked up.
MfaninAlaska - April 20, 2008
A Richie-esque line is like an .880 OPS
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
last year Richie
BA and OBP
MfaninAlaska - April 20, 2008
Signing a catcher through his decline years for $tonnes
When your best prospect is a ML ready catcher?
That would be a worse signing than Washburn.
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
Two words for you
Bill Bavasi.
MfaninAlaska - April 20, 2008
I'm still holding out hope that this offseason will be awesome
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
might not be making those decisions
Matthew - April 20, 2008
Even Bavasi is not that dumb.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Bavasi trade for Jose Vidro
he is that dumb.
JI - April 20, 2008
Re-signing Johjima is way dumber than that trade.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
It's not.
JI - April 20, 2008
Yes it is
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
What Graham said.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Youre' assuming the Clement won't be traded
won’t be traded for Brad Lidge once Philly fall out of the race.
JI - April 20, 2008
How does that make it any less stupid?
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
You're assuming that you're not saying dumb things.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Too Graham-ey
Robert - April 20, 2008
Whatever, I'm right. :o
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
You're taking all of your opinions from the blogosphere
Sheep
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
Faggot I'm the mayor of sheep
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Yeah it is
It would be the dumbest move any manager ever made ever
OlSalty - April 20, 2008
The Vidro trade was the stupidest trade I've even seen
I can totally see them re-signing Johjima because the M’s don’t cut veterans loose until the completely roll off a cliff. They’d then move Clement D… holy shit that is stupid.
JI - April 20, 2008
How can that be the stupidest trade you've ever seen
When that same offseason we traded Raffy Soriano for Horacio Ramirez
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Trading a fragile RP for a starter
*good idea(!)
believing HO had talent= *dubious
JI - April 20, 2008
He has to throw money at Teixeira, right?
Right?
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
NYY needs a 1B >:(
Matthew - April 20, 2008
Maybe Hank will let them rebuild after their 82-80 finish this year?
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Huh?
What are you talking about, yankees never rebuild? They have to win, every season! Or else their fans will disown them!
Fin - April 20, 2008
The early 90s disagree
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
How about the last 12-13 years?
They’ve tried to defy the success cycle by spending way more on seasons where they were supposed to rebuild.
Fin - April 20, 2008
I hope Morgan Ensberg kicks some serious ass.
JI - April 20, 2008
Only if we get to make Whale Meat out of his fat arse.
He needs to lose weight the fat shit.
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
Do better
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
Most predictable news story of the day...
Snelling on DL with knee inflamation. But TJ Bohn is up!
dkulich - April 20, 2008
Philly really is M's East.
Omerta - April 20, 2008
Gillick wants to recreate the minors system he trashed.
dkulich - April 20, 2008
sigh
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
That was a really good pitch
Completely wasted on Bloomquist
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
Yeah I'd just save my arm and let him hit it off a tee.
dkulich - April 20, 2008
What a day for O'Day!
When a supervirus finally comes around to destroy all of humanity, I hope they call it Hudler.
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
"What a day for O'Day'
die hudler die
Nick S - April 20, 2008
What beach should I visit in America?
We need a beach holiday next year – where should I go? Can be east or west coast.
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
Hehe, "America"
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
does it have to be continental U.S.?
Omerta - April 20, 2008
hawaii
Matthew - April 20, 2008
amen brother
anywhere in Hawaii is great
basebliman - April 20, 2008
Bit far that mate.
That’s like a 14 hour flight. But I’d love to visit Pearl Harbour….
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
and England to Seattle isn't a long flight?
Matthew - April 20, 2008
That flight almost killed me.
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
Pussy
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
Don't. Mention. Pussy.
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
Sore?
OlSalty - April 20, 2008
seriously, that's not even 10 hours
Matthew - April 20, 2008
Hell of a lot longer than 14 hours
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
It was 9.5 hours to Seattle from London.
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
It would basically be a full day of travel
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
is it just me or have airline costs
gone through the rough in the last few months? They were already bad, but I was checking into Amsterdam back in November and it was ~650 for non-stop from Seattle with only 2 weeks notice. I just checked for July and it’s like $1200
Matthew - April 20, 2008
Fuel costs, mostly
Although increasing monopolization doesn’t help much.
Paytheline - April 20, 2008
When people ask me why I hate America
I direct them to Orbitz.com and tell them to try booking a flight.
Matthew - April 20, 2008
You could just direct them to Houston
or Anaheim for that matter
Nick S - April 20, 2008
Yessir.
Fuel surcharges are a bitch. Shop around for special offers though: I have flights to NYC for £250, which is awesome.
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
Well of course part of that is that July = travel season
but yeah, prices right now are awful. I’m not even looking because I’m afraid.
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
I think so
but its also more expensive in the summer for trips to Europe
thenatural - April 20, 2008
Agreed
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Southern California
assuming Hawaii’s too far.
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
Jeff needs someone to bond with.
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
Jeff would hate me.
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
Alkai Beach
In Seattle.
Fin - April 20, 2008
Unless you like. y'know, want to go swimming or something
OlSalty - April 20, 2008
I was jk
I was suggesting she go catch a Mariners game while she’s here, in Seattle.
Fin - April 20, 2008
Galveston in Texas
on the Gulf of Mexico.
TheOptimist - April 20, 2008
Shut up Anaheim :)
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Yeah I was just thinking that...few things more satisfying then thousands of dissapointed Halo fans
Omerta - April 20, 2008
Poi pu (sp?) or Oceanside CA
Omerta - April 20, 2008
GTFO Wilkerson.
dkulich - April 20, 2008
also a hidden gem in the Northwest is...
Lake Ozette. Take a 2 1/2 hike from the lake and you are at the ocean. I love it there
basebliman - April 20, 2008
O yea
Or Lake Chelan.
Fin - April 20, 2008
I don't like Chelan
So many people
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
plus it's f---in cold in the water!
basebliman - April 20, 2008
I'll say it now:
Vlad is declining.
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
Probably because he's 42
TrashiDawa - April 20, 2008
yes please
marinerdan - April 20, 2008
yes please
marinerdan - April 20, 2008
Vladimir Guerrero: AL Comeback Player of the Year 2009
After Sexson wins it in 2008
Fin - April 20, 2008
O wait, shoot, take that back
I shouldn’t be cheering for angels players
Fin - April 20, 2008
Is he lying about his age too?
IceStormV1 - April 20, 2008
He's 2-3 today...
TheOptimist - April 20, 2008
I think he's losing his HR power
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
Possible.
I’m gonna give it a few months before I get too worried.
TheOptimist - April 20, 2008
His HR/FB has dropped for five consecutive seasons
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
It's not an FB when it's an Angel in question.
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
They have a new phrase for 'fly ball' in Anaheim?
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
I fixed, Graham.
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
I'd already hit post!
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
So did I!
Who’s the credible one now betch!
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
Me
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
Oh wait, you meant fly balls didn't you!
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
He seems to be hitting more ground balls
Dunno if that’s true or not
OlSalty - April 20, 2008
It is
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
Ok, Rex, there is no way I would ever want my Little Leaguer to do that.
Definitely ends with him breaking his glasses, a nose bleed, and lots of crying.
dkulich - April 20, 2008
What would an Angel inning up at the plate be
without a little nubber Sims.
Omerta - April 20, 2008
Far less infuriating.
BrianL - April 20, 2008
That was punishment for the suck Kenji
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
Wow Kenji just ate that like a champ.
dkulich - April 20, 2008
Quality start Tits!
TrashiDawa - April 20, 2008
STOP
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
Raul: "I got it!"
Willie: “You sure you can get to it?”
Raul: “It’s just a pop-up!”
Willie: “Again, You sure you can get to it?”
IceStormV1 - April 20, 2008
Oh fuck you Aybar.
BrianL - April 20, 2008
Holy crap, good arm
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
jeez. hate to see that but great play
basebliman - April 20, 2008
Oh my god that was a great play
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
Thats a nice play
thenatural - April 20, 2008
Aybar's got like 4 great plays today.
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
I remember when Yuni
used to make plays like that.
MfaninAlaska - April 20, 2008
Why is Lopez slow?
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
Aybar's like the Halos version of Betancourt
Great range, good arm, propensity for really stupid mistakes on routine plays.
TheOptimist - April 20, 2008
I wish Yuni still had that kind of range
TrashiDawa - April 20, 2008
Getting fat?
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
This one hasn't happened yet.
TheOptimist - April 20, 2008
When elected president I will make the date of Rex Hudler's death a national holiday
and I will also be responsible for Rex Hudler’s death
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
And the Hawk?
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
Put it on the board....
YESS
Edanger6 - April 20, 2008
Jeff will just damage his psyche so much that he's left sobbing and eating his on excrement in a mental facility.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
You gone!
TrashiDawa - April 20, 2008
get him elected
president of Iraq and we won’t have to worry about them every again…..
MfaninAlaska - April 20, 2008
Can I have you take responsibility for Uwe Boll's death?
Bastard has it coming.
BrianL - April 20, 2008
Jeff Sullivan Has The Skeletons In His Closet You've Always Wanted In Yours
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
The Jeff-Robert ticket
Will outshine the Hudler-Physioc ticket.
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
I think he needs someone less white to balance the ticket.
JI - April 20, 2008
Fine, the Hudler-Jake Woods ticket
Happy?
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
No, Jeff.
JI - April 20, 2008
Graham is half-foreign
that’d do the trick.
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
Is he eligible to run?
JI - April 20, 2008
Does that come with Matthew? Because they're pretty much the same person.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
I'm entirely foreign
I’m just half not white.
And I can only be Prime Minister
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
It's too bad we don't have a monarchy
You two could marry each other and merge your counties.
JI - April 20, 2008
How bout Johnbai?
Robert - April 20, 2008
America's not ready for a wigger VP
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
Just make it Matthew if Graham's inelligible. Seriously, it's not all that different.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
I'm meaner
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
Shadow goverment then
Robert - April 20, 2008
GRAHAM IS IN THE ILLUMINATI
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
RON PAUL WAS RIGHT!!!!
NAFTA AND THE ILLUMINATI ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
BrianL - April 20, 2008
You can be prime minister.
Control over two areas of the world.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
You underestimate my meanness potential.
Matthew - April 20, 2008
Then we're back to the honkey problem
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
I'd rather by ambassador to the UN anyways
talk about a cushy job
Matthew - April 20, 2008
Fuck it I'm running on my own
Jeff for president, Jeff for VP.
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
Well, you'd capture the delusional narcissist vote.
Liebkartoffel - April 20, 2008
Very very white, but an awesome running mate.
Could go for Mace Windu if race is still an issue.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Whoa, that's bigger than the one I thought I copied.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Try Supreme Court Justice.
You get it for life, and you only have to work when you feel like it.
Liebkartoffel - April 20, 2008
I like to travel
and those robes are not flattering.
Matthew - April 20, 2008
I'm sure you could come up with "fact finding missions."
Senators do all the time.
Liebkartoffel - April 20, 2008
And you could tell everyone you were shot at!
JI - April 20, 2008
Just tell everyone that Robert has a black friend.
JI - April 20, 2008
Cuban friend
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
Tell them you'll put an Indian in your cabinet.
JI - April 20, 2008
Well, his cupboard at least.
Hah, take that esoteric reference.
Liebkartoffel - April 20, 2008
And that's close enough!
Uhhh just reading through the game thread now and thought, “someone has to finish the joke”
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 20, 2008
I have an Afghan friend
Does that count?
Robert - April 20, 2008
Thats kind of like Obama's middle name being Hussien
It could work against you…
thenatural - April 20, 2008
I'm trying to report him to the NSA if it makes it any better
Robert - April 20, 2008
Dude, think of all the opium you'll miss out on.
Liebkartoffel - April 20, 2008
I think you need a half black-half mexican woman.
JI - April 20, 2008
I can be black yo
Robert - April 20, 2008
10,000 little leaguers = 10,000 crushed little spirits
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
When elected president, can you place a ban on children?
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
I will place a ban on other people's children
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
Acceptable.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
I will place my dong on other people's chil-erm... wait...
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
JEFF IS A NAZII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111
JI - April 20, 2008
It got elected once, it could happen again
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
Once your elected you can cancel all elections.
I’m surprised no president has thought of this.
JI - April 20, 2008
Mugabe has >:(
Matthew - April 20, 2008
Worked for Hitler.
JI - April 20, 2008
Lesson to Jeff:
Do not invade Russia in the fall/winter
Matthew - April 20, 2008
If I had a time machine
I think I’d go back and tip Hitler off.
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
World would certainly be a different place.
Doubt he would have listened though. You don’t speak German.
Matthew - April 20, 2008
"I am a donut"
JI - April 20, 2008
Honestly I'd probably just sleep with Traudl
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
Downfall's a good movie
Matthew - April 20, 2008
Very
and Traudl was hot.
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
her father was a master brewer from Bavaria
I’m for this.
Matthew - April 20, 2008
I need a time machine so I can travel to WWII Germany and have her
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
the hell with causality
I’m fucking shit up!
Matthew - April 20, 2008
Upon closer inspection
only the actress portraying Traudl was hot.
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
Romanian
damn those eastern europeans and their hot hot women!
Matthew - April 20, 2008
To hell with America, I'm moving
the Romanian leu is stronger than the dollar, right?
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
At this point, probably.
Liebkartoffel - April 20, 2008
it's sadly not that far off
worth 44 cents
Matthew - April 20, 2008
according to IMDB, she's single!
Matthew - April 20, 2008
I'm coming for you, Alexandra!
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
Kenji gets nutted more than any other ballplayer.
T/F
JI - April 20, 2008
Hey a baserunner with less than 2 outs.
TheOptimist - April 20, 2008
If you cut off Physioc's cliche IV
he would die instantly.
Paytheline - April 20, 2008
They're kinda stirrin... liek a hen does... in the... in the... chickenhouse
thenatural - April 20, 2008
This game needs a good
collision at home plate….
MfaninAlaska - April 20, 2008
Hopefully it takes out Squinty.
dkulich - April 20, 2008
Noise sign back on. Lame
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
K!!!
Tits is fucking awesome
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Sit the fuck down!
BrianL - April 20, 2008
7 strikeouts?!
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
7th K
wtf?
MfaninAlaska - April 20, 2008
That is a beautiful pitch
Miguel’s been all over the edges today.
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
KKKKKKK
thenatural - April 20, 2008
Sweetness
Napoli flailed and bailed
Nick S - April 20, 2008
That's why you don't swing at the 4th pitch.
TheOptimist - April 20, 2008
Has tits EVER had 7K's for us?
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
2 times last year.
TheOptimist - April 20, 2008
never 8 though
Matthew - April 20, 2008
That's the first time he's had 8, though.
TheOptimist - April 20, 2008
yes
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
But he's never had 8
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
so slow no-flow
Matthew - April 20, 2008
Kiss my grits
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
Dmitri Young has 2 at bats this season
that was an awesome extension Bowden.
Matthew - April 20, 2008
Jesus Christ
Two at bats? What the hell is he even doing on that roster?
BrianL - April 20, 2008
he's not even pinch hitting for pitchers? WTF?
basebliman - April 20, 2008
Batista is looking around wondering what the fuck is going on...
Not to see his defense, Rex
dkulich - April 20, 2008
Sims allllmost called that.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
8!!
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
Sweet Tits K!
BrianL - April 20, 2008
8 K's!
Holy shit
OlSalty - April 20, 2008
WHAT
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
Tits is fucking dealing
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Ever think you'd type that?
Ever?
cwel87 - April 20, 2008
Make it 8
MfaninAlaska - April 20, 2008
KKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thenatural - April 20, 2008
KKKKKKKK
Nick S - April 20, 2008
Wait
What?
cwel87 - April 20, 2008
8K'S IS GENUIENLY IMPRESSIVE!
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
OK, this has become distressing.
TheOptimist - April 20, 2008
Distressingly comical
cwel87 - April 20, 2008
Now you know how we feel
when we allow crappy pitchers to go 8 innings.
BrianL - April 20, 2008
Batista's not good but he's not crappy.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Think he'll come out for the 8th?
TheOptimist - April 20, 2008
Except we don't strike out this much against them
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
Give Miguel his body back, Felix
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
...why?
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Because Felix needs to be back in his body on Tuesday
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
Well he should take Miguel's every time Miguel pitches
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Tony S - April 20, 2008
...ladies
Nick S - April 20, 2008
You want some power pitching?
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Look like Captain Picard's clone
from that horrible movie that killed Star Trek.
JI - April 20, 2008
ftw
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
Bootcheck is a shit name
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
Not as cool as Booty.
Fin - April 20, 2008
Haha
That was just like Yuni and Ibanez
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
Vidro thinks he's setting a trend
Fat short men with smooth sunglasses
cwel87 - April 20, 2008
Vidro/Sexson/Wilkersuck
Odds of a 1-2-3 inning?
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
It's time to accept this
Richie’s been good.
cwel87 - April 20, 2008
I have no problem accepting this.
BrianL - April 20, 2008
Its just hard to admit that Squinty was right about something
(Sexson possibly coming back).
Fin - April 20, 2008
even a squinty squirrel gets a nut once in a while
basebliman - April 20, 2008
I can't get my head around it and I refuse to believe it is real.
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
God damn he's hitting everything hard
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
you are talking
about Sexson not Wilkerson … right?
MfaninAlaska - April 20, 2008
crap
should have waited for him to finish the at-bat.
MfaninAlaska - April 20, 2008
That's what she said.
dkulich - April 20, 2008
WILKERSON!!
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Good thing he didn't do that when the bases were loaded
cwel87 - April 20, 2008
of course, a hit when the bases are empty
basebliman - April 20, 2008
that's a classic dan wilson hit
basebliman - April 20, 2008
WILKRDOUBLE!
BrianL - April 20, 2008
FUNK WILK DOUBLE
thenatural - April 20, 2008
I still can't picture him hitting a HR.
Fin - April 20, 2008
time to update his blog, he hasn't had much to write about lately
http://blog.bradwilkerson.org/
Tony S - April 20, 2008
Holy shit Wilkerson hit
so…confused….right now…
Nick S - April 20, 2008
Yuni in
thenatural - April 20, 2008
I don't like unpredictability.
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
Apparently Wilkerson's had too many basehits today.
TheOptimist - April 20, 2008
That was a power pitch and you didn't hit it out
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
Dammit Kenji
thenatural - April 20, 2008
Okay fine I'll jump on the bandwagon
JEEEEEEFFFFFFF CLLLLEEEEMMMMEEEEEENNNNTTTT!!!!!!!!!
BrianL - April 20, 2008
As long as we trade Kenji for value and actually use said value
I’m all for him right now.
cwel87 - April 20, 2008
No matter how irrational, I still have a hard time beliving we don't re-sign Kenji.
JI - April 20, 2008
I would go all stabby stabby
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
Experence has taught me
to expect a lot of stupid.
JI - April 20, 2008
I think it's very rational
when you take into account who’s running the show…
Omerta - April 20, 2008
He's mine
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
Fine you can have Clement's man-children.
BrianL - April 20, 2008
You guys will regret this.
When Kenji hits .330 with 30 homers with another team. :(
Coach Owens - April 20, 2008
You're being sarcastic, right?
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
No we won't
because we’ll have Clement.
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
I'd rather have Joh.
Coach Owens - April 20, 2008
That's why you are you.
cwel87 - April 20, 2008
Because you are insane
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
Thank god you're not the GM
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Just because he's struggling
doesn’t mean he’s going to hit bad all year.
Coach Owens - April 20, 2008
Which has nothing to do with Clement
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
Yes but it's abundantly clear that Clement is a better hitter than Joh.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Why can't we have Joh as catcher and
Clement at 1B?
Coach Owens - April 20, 2008
Because that's a complete waste
cwel87 - April 20, 2008
No, it's not. Who do we have in the minors
at 1B? We always have Moore to be catcher as well.
Coach Owens - April 20, 2008
No
It’s a complete fucking waste of a catcher prospect to move him from a 3.5 spot to a -1.5 spot
cwel87 - April 20, 2008
I just want Kenji on this team.
You guys sure weren’t complaining about him before the season.
Coach Owens - April 20, 2008
I'm sure I've been on record saying I'd kill things if we re-signed him for a while
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
We did however admit that Clement should be starting in 09
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
When has anyone ever said they want him re-signed?
OlSalty - April 20, 2008
Here
JI - April 20, 2008
Oh noes recursion
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
Argh paradox!
OlSalty - April 20, 2008
You are deranged
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
Nobody
But there are lots of free agent 1B who are better suited for the position.
As far as catchers go, though, Clement is much better than Kenji
OlSalty - April 20, 2008
We can sign Teixeira or draft someone.
Finding an average hitting 1B is not hard.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
srsly
Nick S - April 20, 2008
Because it's a stupid fucking idea.
JI - April 20, 2008
Because that's a complete waste of Clement
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
No.
BrianL - April 20, 2008
Because Clement can't play 1B?
And where would we put Teixeira? And Kenji’s on the wrong side of 30? And he’s never had patience so his bat will only get worse from this year forward?
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
And he costs a lot for someone who'll suck in 2 years?
And fuck just take the draft picks
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
He may suck in one year or less :o
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Like we'll offer him arb...
JI - April 20, 2008
Shush
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
Mike Cameron, Jose Guillen...
JI - April 20, 2008
Shush
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
The Ibanez siging
we just don’t give a shit about those things.
JI - April 20, 2008
Never change, my friend, never change.
Liebkartoffel - April 20, 2008
You fucking kidding me?
thenatural - April 20, 2008
If this is an act, he should get paid for it.
JI - April 20, 2008
Trust me, it's not.... :\
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Coach Owens is actually Rev HaloFan
thenatural - April 20, 2008
That would kill my head.
JI - April 20, 2008
And everything would finally make sense
cwel87 - April 20, 2008
Plus Clement's bat is much more valuable at catcher.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
And he can do it at 600k a year
And let us go after Teix or another impact FA
...OR RE-SIGN FELIX
cwel87 - April 20, 2008
why?
JI - April 20, 2008
Because he's crazy
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
But you make bad life decisions
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
John Olerud Sucks
OlSalty - April 20, 2008
I will make a bet with you
If Johjima outhomers Clement in 2009, I will not drink for a month.
If Clement outhomers Joh in 2009, you will drink for a month.
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
I'd kill to see this.
BrianL - April 20, 2008
Be less obviously sad and pathetic and peole will like you more.
JI - April 20, 2008
Don't listen to him.
Any kind of attention is good attention, right?
Liebkartoffel - April 20, 2008
Are the meltdows as fun if you try to ignite them?
JI - April 20, 2008
This is correct.
I advise you to start wearing your little sister’s jeans, dye your hair black, and cut yourself after school.
BrianL - April 20, 2008
Don't listen to JI
You exist for my amusement. More belligerent randomness please.
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
In my weaker moments I feel bad for him.
JI - April 20, 2008
Imagine how much it would suck if we lost this?
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
Hush
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
shut the fuck up >:(
BrianL - April 20, 2008
kinda weird that we're only up 4
Matthew - April 20, 2008
You live for unhappiness
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
The Halos only hope now lies in McLaren.
TheOptimist - April 20, 2008
The truth in this statement is frightening.
BrianL - April 20, 2008
Dunno if he can even save you now
Flailing fixes everything
cwel87 - April 20, 2008
I think tits is determined for the shutout
Omerta - April 20, 2008
Sexson's also making routine plays
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
Guerrero=warning track power
basebliman - April 20, 2008
Looks like Jeff is right about Vlad's HR power.
Vlad thought he had that.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
That's actually just what I was thinking.
TheOptimist - April 20, 2008
declining power you say?
Omerta - April 20, 2008
The wrong side of 30, you say?
cwel87 - April 20, 2008
Needs more roids
Omerta - April 20, 2008
Nice power old man
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
Vlad = warning track power
Old man Vlad
marinator - April 20, 2008
How was that not gone?
Happybelly - April 20, 2008
That kinda scared me off the bat...
thenatural - April 20, 2008
Yeah, Vlad is losing it
Seems obvious now
OlSalty - April 20, 2008
Annoying
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
NO NOT RHODES NO!
BrianL - April 20, 2008
It may be opposite day... so this could work.
dkulich - April 20, 2008
Putz not in. Game still in Question.
IceStormV1 - April 20, 2008
Rhodes
your late inning situational lefty.
MfaninAlaska - April 20, 2008
thank potatoes for that
basebliman - April 20, 2008
SIT THE FUCK DOWN SQUINTY!
BrianL - April 20, 2008
Nice game Tits
We needed that, thank you
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
Well this is an excellent idea
Robert - April 20, 2008
Yeah hell of an outing.
Omerta - April 20, 2008
Watching Major League on TBS
My favorite baseball movie, but its edited so it isn’t as funny.
Fin - April 20, 2008
Look at this (silly) guy.
dkulich - April 20, 2008
strike this (guy) out
basebliman - April 20, 2008
They're still (lousy)
The opening day crowd reminds me of the crowd at the Oakland Coliseum.
Fin - April 20, 2008
Why not let Batista try for the last out?
He hasn’t thrown that many pitches.
Oh and watch Scioscia counter by pinch hitting Quinlan.
TheOptimist - April 20, 2008
110 pitches.
Matthew - April 20, 2008
Doesn't seem like that many. >_>
TheOptimist - April 20, 2008
stop rooting for us to fail
Matthew - April 20, 2008
I have a funny feeling you're right
cwel87 - April 20, 2008
Interesting items turn up when you search Arthur Rhodes:
JI - April 20, 2008
That's how I discovered I share the same name as an outspoken white supremacist
Omerta - April 20, 2008
Rhodes threw that 91.3 MPH according to gameday.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Rex Hudler Surgery
brain transplant
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
I think Rex Hudler surgery is where they remove your scrotum, and place it where your brain used ot be.
dkulich - April 20, 2008
'Rex Hudler surgery'
a complete removal of the brain
Nick S - April 20, 2008
Be more creative
Nick S - April 20, 2008
Rhodes K
IceStormV1 - April 20, 2008
Wheeeeee
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
Potatoes in for Tacoma
still no luck – walk, popout, single, groundout, single RS, groundout.
MfaninAlaska - April 20, 2008
Not worried about it...
This Rhodes kid looks sharp
dkulich - April 20, 2008
Poor hapless Irish person..
Omerta - April 20, 2008
Arthur Rhodes is great on MLB The Show.
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
been, through. wars.
dkulich - April 20, 2008
The Show gives Raul better defensive stats the Wlad
Just an FYI
IceStormV1 - April 20, 2008
then* Wlad
IceStormV1 - April 20, 2008
The Show rates Wlad WAYYYYYY better than Adam Jones.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
I lol'd at that too
Wlad’s stats put him close to Major league ready and Jones’ stats look like a AA player.
IceStormV1 - April 20, 2008
So Boston is like way better than us
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
What a stunning revelation
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
Fascinating stuff.
BrianL - April 20, 2008
Fin - April 20, 2008
That's clearly Captain America >:(
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Still have to admit that's a funny pic.
Fin - April 20, 2008
I like this one
There’s a few others on Google Image search that are fairly good.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Water is wet.
Ground is down.
Polly Shore is irrelevant.
Liebkartoffel - April 20, 2008
Isn't it 'Pauly'?
cwel87 - April 20, 2008
Not in my head.
Liebkartoffel - April 20, 2008
So Shore's a transvestite in your head?
Weird shit going on up there.
cwel87 - April 20, 2008
it's not a stretch buuuudy
pup - April 20, 2008
To be fair,
in my head, everybody’s Polly.
Liebkartoffel - April 20, 2008
I want a jam sandwich
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
A little jam sandwich
thenatural - April 20, 2008
I think Jose just shit his pants.
BrianL - April 20, 2008
SHUT UP YOU FUCKING KIDS
JI - April 20, 2008
Rivera Izturis Napoli, huh?
Well, it’s theoretically possible to score 4 runs in an inning.
TheOptimist - April 20, 2008
Putz isn't available
Game still in question! (Insert pic here).
Fin - April 20, 2008
You can't grow up to become Mark Lowe
Mark Lowe is already Mark Lowe
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
Some stats from my Mariner MLB The Show franchise:
M’s:
38-18
Raul – .370 BA, 16 HR
Beltre – .388 BA [leads AL], 9HR, 16 2B
Wilkerson – .344 BA, 14 HR
Chipper Jones [traded for Beak!] – 288BA, 15 HR
WLAD – .322 BA [in 2 hole], 7HR
Lopez – .355 BA, 6 HR
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
Turn up the difficulty
Also, The other GMs in the game are like Bill Bavasi, you can get away with highway robbery.
IceStormV1 - April 20, 2008
Haha seriously
brayden04 - April 20, 2008
....
maybe he’ll grow up and become Mark Lowe, a relief pitcher for the Mariners.
aaah my brain
Nick S - April 20, 2008
Lowe is basically back to where he was in 2006
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
Except for the part where god dammit
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
>:(
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
I still think his velocity is down
Matthew - April 20, 2008
His velocity is down a little but his strike/contact rates are fine
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
oh yeah, he's back to being good
I just meant he’s not going to be touching 101 like he did on occasion in ‘06
Matthew - April 20, 2008
kds;ksdk;jdjk;sdkl;
redwolf75 - April 20, 2008
Throw strikes you ass
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Hoo boy time for some excitement eh?
BrianL - April 20, 2008
We're going to lose
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
Shut the fuck up >:(
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
What?
TheOptimist - April 20, 2008
defeat is certain.
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
Wtf Lowe?
Happybelly - April 20, 2008
Cool
thenatural - April 20, 2008
I knew this game felt too easy
Nick S - April 20, 2008
WHY MUST YOU CRUSH MY SOUL MARINERS FFS
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
NOT TOUGH DFA RHODES
JI - April 20, 2008
Okay
Get Hyphen out there
Or Morrow
Or anyone
cwel87 - April 20, 2008
THROW SOME FUCKING STRIKES YOU CUNT RAG
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
HYPHENHYPHENHYPHENHYPHEN!
BrianL - April 20, 2008
Abandon all hope, ye who enter the Mariners bullpen
OlSalty - April 20, 2008
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
RRS FTW
JI - April 20, 2008
OMG. STRIKES PLEASE
Happybelly - April 20, 2008
This game is over....
the M’s are made of fail.
PLU Tim - April 20, 2008
Actually they're 97.5% Fail, with a 2.5% Crushed Hope impurity.
Liebkartoffel - April 20, 2008
STOP TALKING
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
FUCK
Happybelly - April 20, 2008
This is exciting.
brayden04 - April 20, 2008
Changing the channel now...
OlSalty - April 20, 2008
FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCK
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
thenatural - April 20, 2008
Game over.
BrianL - April 20, 2008
OH MY FUCKING GOD DIE DIE DIE
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
We will lose...
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
McLaren...
don’t fuck it up…
cwel87 - April 20, 2008
Um...
TheOptimist - April 20, 2008
JESUS CHOCOLATY CHRIST BRING IN RRS
Nick S - April 20, 2008
28 bucks says we win this one
Fett42 - April 20, 2008
get him out of there FFS
Opps forgot to use all caps.
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
Dave Sims needs to be
A) More stereotypically white
B) More stereotypically black
JI - April 20, 2008
Neither
I enjoy him as he is.
brayden04 - April 20, 2008
A all the way
Nick S - April 20, 2008
No
Dave Sims is fine the way he is. But I guess A would be pretty funny.
Fin - April 20, 2008
A
IceStormV1 - April 20, 2008
The correct answer was B while doing A.
JI - April 20, 2008
After Felix possessed Batista
Morrow possessed Lowe
IceStormV1 - April 20, 2008
OH NOES MORROW
JI - April 20, 2008
RRSRRSRRSRRSRRSRRSRRSRRSRRSRRSRRS
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Morrow?!
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
We need someone who won't walk people. Duh
brayden04 - April 20, 2008
Morrow up
THIS IS THE WRONG IDEA
Nick S - April 20, 2008
Morrow's warming up!?
YAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHH!
BrianL - April 20, 2008
Beauuuuuuuuty changeup
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
MORROW?
Squinty decided this inning hasn’t had enough walks
OlSalty - April 20, 2008
I'm glad Hudler and Physioc haven't heard of Grant Balfour
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
That pained me
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
K!!!
Now get the fuck out of this Mark!
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
I love Lowe's change
Fett42 - April 20, 2008
K!!
Happybelly - April 20, 2008
That wasn't a strike
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
It's been a wide zone all game
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
That was the sexiest at bat of the game
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
that was good
Matthew - April 20, 2008
OH SWEET JESUS THANK YOU!
BrianL - April 20, 2008
Shut up Scoscia, it's not like you just walked two in a row
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
BIG STRIKEOUT!!!
thenatural - April 20, 2008
DEATH PITCH
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
Okay....he seems to have settled down
How about warming up a little better next time Mark?
OlSalty - April 20, 2008
RING HIM UP MARK!
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Lowe's velocity is down.
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
slow gun
gameday says he’s ok
Matthew - April 20, 2008
Yeah, I just noticed Lowe and Rhodes both hit 94 on the TV gun
But Rhodes was 91 and Mark was 96. WTF?
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Great play Mark.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Holy shit what a play.
BrianL - April 20, 2008
OH WOW
JI - April 20, 2008
NICE
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
Oh man that off speed pitch [slider?] is deadly.
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
Uh he was definitely out.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
SIT THE FUCK DOWN MIKE
Happybelly - April 20, 2008
TOSS HIM! TOSS HIM!
BrianL - April 20, 2008
OH SHIT
thenatural - April 20, 2008
hahaha
safe.
fuck the Angels.
mikeA - April 20, 2008
No, he was out.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
yeah
mikeA - April 20, 2008
moron arguing with moron time
pup - April 20, 2008
Thanks for the false hope, Lowe.
TheOptimist - April 20, 2008
Daily Scioscia bitchfest!
whinewhinewhinewhinewhine
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
YES TAKE THAT ANGELS PUSSY HITS
LOWE SAYS NO
Nick S - April 20, 2008
hahaha he was safe!!!
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
Nope he was out
Juuuust barely
OlSalty - April 20, 2008
Seriously man
That’s the closest correct call I’ve seen in a long time.
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
No he was out
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Tied
50% of the time they call him safe.
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
I saw the season flash before my eyes
TrashiDawa - April 20, 2008
He was out
Don’t worry.
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
I thinkg he may have been out.
TheOptimist - April 20, 2008
He was out.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
I think Lowe just barely got him.
BrianL - April 20, 2008
Smells distinctly like salmon hotpockets in here
Almost like a Chone Figgins pussy hit is approaching
OlSalty - April 20, 2008
That changeup...it's just, dude
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
Because the Angels don't get enough cockshit hits
They need more.
cwel87 - April 20, 2008
I enjoy that word...
ColeFitz - April 20, 2008
Do. Not. Walk.
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
DOOM SLIDER
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
K Time
ColeFitz - April 20, 2008
Oooooo
Close.
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
I hate Figgins
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
doomsday is approaching
pup - April 20, 2008
Oh fuck no
Happybelly - April 20, 2008
sHIT FUCK DAMN HELLFUCKINGAL;KJA;SLKJDF;LKAJWERM
BrianL - April 20, 2008
FUCKHOLE.
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
walks are stupid Mark
Matthew - April 20, 2008
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
IT’S CHONE FIGGINS JUST PIPE IT YOU MOTHERFUCKER
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
well shit
JI - April 20, 2008
OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD
OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD
ColeFitz - April 20, 2008
FUCK!
basebliman - April 20, 2008
This is really annoying
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
RRS PLZ
JI - April 20, 2008
Do. Not. Want.
IceStormV1 - April 20, 2008
SHIT
thenatural - April 20, 2008
GMJ is a Mariner Killer :(
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
PINCH HIT HUNTER GOD DAMN IT!
TheOptimist - April 20, 2008
OK he got a hit, but I stand by my demand.
TheOptimist - April 20, 2008
we're going to lose
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
Please do not bring Morrow in
OlSalty - April 20, 2008
Please end this.
Omerta - April 20, 2008
Hmmm
I wish we had Sherrill and Putz to go to =(
joof - April 20, 2008
God.
dkulich - April 20, 2008
0-1!
ColeFitz - April 20, 2008
GROUNDER TO LOPEZ PLEASE
thenatural - April 20, 2008
TO LOPEZ...
not in the hole
thenatural - April 20, 2008
So ... when we stranded those two RISP with 1 out early on
Is really sucking now eh?
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
I refuse to believe GMJ won't get out
Nick S - April 20, 2008
FUCK YOU
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
FUCKK
Nick S - April 20, 2008
That was fast
His differential is impressive. This will come into play.
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
WE'RE BONED
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
ColeFitz - April 20, 2008
where was Sexson on that play?
Matthew - April 20, 2008
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
BrianL - April 20, 2008
PENIS!!!!!!!!1
JI - April 20, 2008
FUCK
Happybelly - April 20, 2008
Shit no
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
OlSalty - April 20, 2008
FUCK
ColeFitz - April 20, 2008
NOOOOOOOOO!!!
basebliman - April 20, 2008
Oh God Vlad's up
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
FUCK FUCK FUCK
IceStormV1 - April 20, 2008
Fuck this.
dkulich - April 20, 2008
IBB Vlad
It’s not even a question
marinator - April 20, 2008
FUCK NO ANYONE BUT GMJ
WHY THE FUCK ARRRRRRRGHHH
JI - April 20, 2008
Oh what type of cockery is this
Nick S - April 20, 2008
Needs more putz
ColeFitz - April 20, 2008
Beat me to it
cwel87 - April 20, 2008
holy fuck
[flashbacks to baltimore]
Diatribe - April 20, 2008
Nauseating
Needs more Putz
cwel87 - April 20, 2008
We're going to lose with Vlad proving me wrong
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
That's what I'm thinking...
BHP - April 20, 2008
Vlad, if they don't walk you....
TheOptimist - April 20, 2008
Does GMJ do this to anyone else...
Omerta - April 20, 2008
WALK PLZ
JI - April 20, 2008
hmmm.....
brayden04 - April 20, 2008
IBB, get RRS for Anderson PLEES
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
RRS. DO. WANT.
IceStormV1 - April 20, 2008
I seriously am not watching the Mariners for a week or two if we lose this game...
ColeFitz - April 20, 2008
This could ... kill me.
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
IBB IBB IBB
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
I dno't know why
But I’m totally unconcerned right now.
Fett42 - April 20, 2008
Because you've accepted that we're boned?
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
I haven't been able to feel emotion for the Mariners since Hunter's catch
Fett42 - April 20, 2008
4/20 treat ya well huh?
brayden04 - April 20, 2008
Walk his ass, RSS pitches to Anderson.
JI - April 20, 2008
Hit Vlad in the head!
I mean…..walk him…..yeah…...
brayden04 - April 20, 2008
Then a single ties it... I say not
Fett42 - April 20, 2008
OH FUCK IT'S MORROW DAMMITFUCKFDAMMITHELL
BrianL - April 20, 2008
Oh no...into the fire.
Omerta - April 20, 2008
No morrow no no no no n ono n ono no no
Nick S - April 20, 2008
Morrow?
Sad face
Happybelly - April 20, 2008
Morrow
hmmmm.
MfaninAlaska - April 20, 2008
Morrow??!
Oh shit I”m fucking scared!
marinator - April 20, 2008
Baaaaad feelings about this
OlSalty - April 20, 2008
I might need to double my intended alcohol intake...
Omerta - April 20, 2008
Morrow, yeah, this'll work.
Matthew - April 20, 2008
Morrow for Lowe?
Seriously….what’s the point?
PLU Tim - April 20, 2008
DISASTER POTENTIAL: HIGH
IceStormV1 - April 20, 2008
THIS IS So FUCKING STUPID
I’M GONIG TO HAVE TO REITERATE HOW MAC NEEDS TO BE SLOWLY BEATEN TO DEATH WITH A RUSTED STRAPON
JI - April 20, 2008
God I hate my life.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Will someone make me feel better please?
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
I'm worried you'll squirt on me.
brayden04 - April 20, 2008
Gross.
Fin - April 20, 2008
danger danger AWOOGA AWOOGA
Nick S - April 20, 2008
We're gonna win
You heard it here first.
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!
BrianL - April 20, 2008
I mean it.
We’re gonna slip this one out.
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
False
I bet on it about 50 comments ago
Fett42 - April 20, 2008
FUCK YOU
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Can we delay the game and fly in Putz?
Fuck this shit man
marinator - April 20, 2008
IBB THEN RRS IBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRS
JI - April 20, 2008
That's a bad idea
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
Wrong.
JI - April 20, 2008
see what happens when you walk people Mark?
we made this offense look shitty for 8 innings.
Matthew - April 20, 2008
So I just tuned in to a pretty crazy situation looks like
vkut79 - April 20, 2008
MORROW! CRAP!
althemarinerfan - April 20, 2008
JEFF NEW RULE ANYONE WHO PREDICTS ANYTHING IS IMMEDIATELY BANNED
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
I predict that I'll have sex with your mom
marinator - April 20, 2008
I predict nobody likes you
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
I predict everyone likes you
marinator - April 20, 2008
so, Morrow hangs a slider?
Matthew - April 20, 2008
Sounds about right
IceStormV1 - April 20, 2008
WHAST
Omerta - April 20, 2008
I feel sick
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
Leverage index - eleventy thousand
Nick S - April 20, 2008
GET WELL SOON JJ
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
NO ITS NOT WHAT I WANT TO SEE
I WAN TA GODDAM CHIRST FUCKING INTENTIONAL WALK
JI - April 20, 2008
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
BrianL - April 20, 2008
Where is RRS?
althemarinerfan - April 20, 2008
oh fuck we need those ump
Omerta - April 20, 2008
FUUUUCK
MFAN - April 20, 2008
Hello, gun store.. yes..
Thats is right only one bullet please.
PhilKenSebben - April 20, 2008
WE still over 90%...
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
Lies
Happybelly - April 20, 2008
Bring in Felix.
Fett42 - April 20, 2008
I WILL BREAK YOU
Tony S - April 20, 2008
WTF CURVEBALL!?!??!????!
dkulich - April 20, 2008
Guess it was 12-6 Slider?
dkulich - April 20, 2008
That's been a strike all day
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
just thinking that
Matthew - April 20, 2008
ball 3!
althemarinerfan - April 20, 2008
OHSHITSOHSHITOHSHIT
BrianL - April 20, 2008
I was gonna get a shower with the game over.
Now im just naked.
Slica - April 20, 2008
FUCKING GOD TIT SHIT COCK
I HATE THIS BULLPEN MANAGEMENT
JI - April 20, 2008
I'm going to die of a heart attack at 26.
Omerta - April 20, 2008
WHY MORROW!
ColeFitz - April 20, 2008
Whatever.
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
OOOOOO
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
STRIKE 2! Mind dying here.
althemarinerfan - April 20, 2008
thank god vlad has no eye
strike 3 please
ColeFitz - April 20, 2008
uh ohhhhhh
vkut79 - April 20, 2008
MORROW: "Gotta walk the world BRB"
IceStormV1 - April 20, 2008
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Rec'D
IceStormV1 - April 20, 2008
sidebar
JI - April 20, 2008
GOTTA WALK THE WORLD BRB
JI - April 20, 2008
oh jesus christ
i just ducked sitting in my living room
Matthew - April 20, 2008
Walk
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
DAMN IT!
althemarinerfan - April 20, 2008
RRS PLZ
JI - April 20, 2008
GOD DAMNIT
Happybelly - April 20, 2008
Thanks Vlad.
How was that a good pitch?
dkulich - April 20, 2008
FUCKFUCKFUCKITYFUCK
BrianL - April 20, 2008
RRS RRS RRS RRS RRS RRS RRS RRS RRS RRS RRS RRS RRS RRS RRS
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
HAHAHA
vkut79 - April 20, 2008
Haha wow
Fett42 - April 20, 2008
Terrible
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
Thanks for the walk
BRING IN RRS NOW
marinator - April 20, 2008
GOTTA WALK THE WORLD BRB
ColeFitz - April 20, 2008
FUCKING HELL
Who didn’t see that coming?
OlSalty - April 20, 2008
RRS in Game Over
pup - April 20, 2008
RRS
ColeFitz - April 20, 2008
PLEASESAVEMEHYPHEN
BrianL - April 20, 2008
Ball 4.
Nailbiting time.
TheOptimist - April 20, 2008
If we lose you have approximately an 8 hour head start
Fett42 - April 20, 2008
GOOD NOOZE
RRS
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
We believe in you hyphen
OlSalty - April 20, 2008
another walk, we aren't winning this
MFAN - April 20, 2008
Morrow still sucks
vkut79 - April 20, 2008
Should've walked Vlad anyway, right?
Fin - April 20, 2008
No
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
oh fuck me
THANK GOD HYPHEN
Nick S - April 20, 2008
Big Fucker....
came in and walked the world.
PLU Tim - April 20, 2008
Leverage Index: 6.97
Matthew - April 20, 2008
I can't take this shit.
joof - April 20, 2008
OY OY OY
FUCK ME HARD
marinator - April 20, 2008
cmonnnnnnn Hyphen
dkulich - April 20, 2008
Where's the superhypen picture?
Post it!
vkut79 - April 20, 2008
They have one hit in this inning
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
Holy shit balls please don't let this stoic bastard beat us.
Omerta - April 20, 2008
I have gone beyond GTE here.
I don’t even know what to type any more.
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
Eat my pussy?
JI - April 20, 2008
When we win.
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
who is dying here?
althemarinerfan - April 20, 2008
BULLPEN MANAGMENT NOT AS BAD AS ORIGINALLY THOUGHT
BUT STILL WHAT THE FUCK
JI - April 20, 2008
Super Hyphen!
vkut79 - April 20, 2008
If you're gonna walk the walk
you better talk the…..fuck YOU MORROW AND LOWE
jeezus
Tony S - April 20, 2008
NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR FUNGO
IceStormV1 - April 20, 2008
save us RRS
MFAN - April 20, 2008
I understand the Morrow BB but what the fuck was up with Lowe?
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
WTF was Mac THINKING bringin in Lowe? Ugh.
althemarinerfan - April 20, 2008
...you serious?
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
It was a good decision
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Mac actually made a good decision.
Just didn’t work out.
Happybelly - April 20, 2008
HYPHEN!!!!
Fin - April 20, 2008
I FUCKING HATE EVEREYTHING IN THE WORLD
STOP PLAYING WITH MY FUCKING HEAD!
joof - April 20, 2008
And rally cap one
ColeFitz - April 20, 2008
Having the JJ fungo bat ad seems like taunting.
F you, FSN NW.
Strang - April 20, 2008
I can't deal with this
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
Hyphen goggles of justice... GOOO
dkulich - April 20, 2008
Based on small sample size
Morrow can throw strikes with off speed, not with fastball
vkut79 - April 20, 2008
We will win this guys.
We will win because I know we will win.
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
Smith
save us!
althemarinerfan - April 20, 2008
I can feel my pulse in my ears...
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Please
Dont hit it to LF.
Slica - April 20, 2008
or 1B
ColeFitz - April 20, 2008
MORE BENDY THINGS RRS
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
love that pitch
Matthew - April 20, 2008
Niiiice 2 more to go
ColeFitz - April 20, 2008
The Angels are boned now.
JI - April 20, 2008
GO AUSSIE GO
Nick S - April 20, 2008
BALL
althemarinerfan - April 20, 2008
stop
vkut79 - April 20, 2008
Come on
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
BENDY THINGS!
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
THROW ANOTHER CURVE
ColeFitz - April 20, 2008
Nice swing fagmo!
JI - April 20, 2008
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
OlSalty - April 20, 2008
COME ON RRS!
THROW THAT CURVE IN THE DIRT!!
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Win.
Fett42 - April 20, 2008
Srike 2! One 2 go
althemarinerfan - April 20, 2008
RRS made GA look bad
“that was easy”
pup - April 20, 2008
Eww
dkulich - April 20, 2008
Please please please god
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
1-2
Having a heart attack brb
IceStormV1 - April 20, 2008
Keep em coming
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
FUCK FUCK FUCK COME ON RRS
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
whoops
spelled strike wrong
althemarinerfan - April 20, 2008
Why did we not PH hunter?
TheOptimist - April 20, 2008
He's at disneyland?
Omerta - April 20, 2008
He's on deck?
pup - April 20, 2008
Anderson is clutch
Fett42 - April 20, 2008
Tony S - April 20, 2008
That foul gave me ten heart attacks
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
I literally pissed
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
Hahahaha easy win easy win
Fett42 - April 20, 2008
oh gawd...
that one scared me
ColeFitz - April 20, 2008
BLOW HIM AWAY UP AND IN
JI - April 20, 2008
whens
football season start?
Snuffleupagus - April 20, 2008
TOO SCARY COME ON AUSSIE
Nick S - April 20, 2008
YES
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
WHAT?!?!?!
althemarinerfan - April 20, 2008
NO
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
FUCKING SERIOUS BULLSHIT
ColeFitz - April 20, 2008
He went
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
What. The. Fuck.
Omerta - April 20, 2008
WHAT THE FUCK????
Happybelly - April 20, 2008
MIKE REILLY!
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
SERIOUSLY
JI - April 20, 2008
FUCK MIKE REILIY
JI - April 20, 2008
Mike Reilly again!
pup - April 20, 2008
Are you kidding.
dkulich - April 20, 2008
gahhhh
Strang - April 20, 2008
HORSESHIT FUCK YOU
DRINK MY SHIT
JI - April 20, 2008
Went
Bhamster - April 20, 2008
FUCK MIKE REILLY
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
OMG.
TheOptimist - April 20, 2008
FUCK MIKE REILLY
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Mike Fucking Reilly
MfaninAlaska - April 20, 2008
FUCK MIKE REILLY
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
oh god
PhilKenSebben - April 20, 2008
Made me lol ty
ColeFitz - April 20, 2008
fuck you REILLY
althemarinerfan - April 20, 2008
FUCK THESE FUCKING PIG UMPS GOD DAMN MAKE THE CALL
ColeFitz - April 20, 2008
FUCK THAT
He went
IceStormV1 - April 20, 2008
Damn it, Neihaus
HARRYP09 - April 20, 2008
The goggles! They do everything!
marinator - April 20, 2008
YESSSSSS
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
What does Mike Reilly want from us, blood?
Fett42 - April 20, 2008
FUCK MIKE REILLY
THANK GOD FOR RRS!!
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
MY OH MY!!!!!!
pup - April 20, 2008
OHMYGODILOVEYOUHYPHENLETMEHAVEYOURBABIES!
BrianL - April 20, 2008
SUCK ME RYAN!!!
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
wait what?
HARRYP09 - April 20, 2008
SICK!!!!!!
ColeFitz - April 20, 2008
SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!!!! BITCH
Nojf33 - April 20, 2008
Oi Oi Oi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLU Tim - April 20, 2008
WHEW!
althemarinerfan - April 20, 2008
BOOM
Suck it, Angels!
Strang - April 20, 2008
This is intense!
YEEEEESSSSSS
Fin - April 20, 2008
Oy Oy Oy
Bhamster - April 20, 2008
M's WIN??????
WOOOOOO
Happybelly - April 20, 2008
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
IceStormV1 - April 20, 2008
HYPHEN!
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
FUCK YEAH
dkulich - April 20, 2008
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
“AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE”
-Dave Sims
JI - April 20, 2008
Take that
Reilly you piece of shit.
MfaninAlaska - April 20, 2008
RRS YOU'RE A FUCKING HERO!!!!
OlSalty - April 20, 2008
OH MY GOD I NEED LIKE 5 SPARE HEARTS
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thenatural - April 20, 2008
Home plate ump gave us a makeup call.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Not at all...
That pitch was a strike. Look at it on gameday.
PLU Tim - April 20, 2008
Looked like a strike to me.
BrianL - April 20, 2008
It was close. I assumed if it was close the ump would give it to us
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
That was a perfect pitch
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
Well I mean I thought it looked good but regardless I felt that if that ump saw one that was close he was calling strike 3 regardless
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
WOO!
mariners11 - April 20, 2008
I don't care how questionable that last one was he went. Thatta baby RRS
Omerta - April 20, 2008
AND FUCK YOU MIKE REILLY
Happybelly - April 20, 2008
not sure they needed 3 pitchers for that
but ok
mr.smartypants - April 20, 2008
Where is the Super Hyphen pick?
Someone post it dammit
vkut79 - April 20, 2008
RRS for President
Oh wait he’s austrailian.
ColeFitz - April 20, 2008
RRS for Governor!
ColeFitz - April 20, 2008
He's still more qualified than the other 3
pup - April 20, 2008
You have an intriguing sense of how government works.
Liebkartoffel - April 20, 2008
I was first
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
WHEW!!!!!!
That was way too close!
Mbad - April 20, 2008
Christ that was digusting. What the hell was Anderson even doing.
dkulich - April 20, 2008
LOS-ANGELES-ANGELS-OF-FUCKTOWN
YOU HAVE BEEN HYPHENATEDDD
Nick S - April 20, 2008
Damn.
Perfect pitch.
TheOptimist - April 20, 2008
I approve.
Fett42 - April 20, 2008
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
Nick S - April 20, 2008
FUCK YES!
I WANT HYPHEN INSIDE ME. I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL MORROW ND LOWE, BUT GODDAMN, I AM GOING TO FORNICATE WITH HYPHEN ALL FUCKIBG NIGHT LONG>
joof - April 20, 2008
Over the top.
Omerta - April 20, 2008
Why is it that non-Jeff people think they're allowed to make rules?
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
Not making rules; just a statement.
Omerta - April 20, 2008
Why is it that non-Jeff people insist on having opinions?
Liebkartoffel - April 20, 2008
Because they were inexplicably taught that their opinions matter
I’m such as a student of the technical humanities you know this one better than I though.
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
I'm sure.
Balls
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
I am amused.
Liebkartoffel - April 20, 2008
Fuck you in the eye
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
Oh. You.
Liebkartoffel - April 20, 2008
I am not sure I'm sober enough to effectively verbally spar with you
So instead I’ll make a passing remark about Iowa.
Iowa fucked your mom! Hah!
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
I did not notice this comment until now.
Cherish your irrelevance.
Liebkartoffel - April 20, 2008
GTE
IceStormV1 - April 20, 2008
I respectfully disagree
Nick S - April 20, 2008
You saw Forgetting Sarah Marshall didnt you
ColeFitz - April 20, 2008
oddly enough, no
Nick S - April 20, 2008
I just saw that. Too many dick shots
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 20, 2008
Wasn't as good as Superbad or Knocked up
or definately not 40 year old virgin, but it had its funny moments. Didn’t need to see that guy’s penis several times though.
Fin - April 20, 2008
I totally get amnesty.
Also, 6.9 leverage index.
joof - April 20, 2008
I NEED TO SHOWER
JI - April 20, 2008
And that brings me to my next point...
Don’t do crack.
dkulich - April 20, 2008
Son of a bitch. Wow, what a game. GO MARINERS!!
althemarinerfan - April 20, 2008
RYAN, THAT WAS A NICE CLIMAX
HEHEHE
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
Pardon me while I clean my pants.
dkulich - April 20, 2008
RRS DOES NOT HAVE THE MINDSET FOR HIGH LEVERAGE SITUATIONS
OlSalty - April 20, 2008
I'd have sex with RRS. There, I said it.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Let's not do that again.
BrianL - April 20, 2008
Woooooooo
I can bathe!
Slica - April 20, 2008
So we're back to two games back
vkut79 - April 20, 2008
I AM GLAD THAT I DO NOT HAVE TO MAKE A DIARY ABOUT HOW MIKE REILLY RAPES LITTLE CHILDREN
JI - April 20, 2008
AND PUPPIES
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
YES PUPPY RAPE IS TERRIBLE
JI - April 20, 2008
BUT MIKE REILLY DOES IT DURING GAMES
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
I KNOW I SAW EARLIER
JI - April 20, 2008
AND IT WAS A REALLY REALLY CUTE PUPPY TOO AND I COULD HEAR IT WHINING
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
AND PANTING
JI - April 20, 2008
AND IT SOMEHOW LOOKED UP WITH IT'S TEARY EYES RIGHT INTO REILLY'S LAUGHING FACE.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Not if they deserve it.
Liebkartoffel - April 20, 2008
Or if they're asking for it by wearing a skirt.
joof - April 20, 2008
Wait, puppies in skirts?
What kind of dog wears a skirt.
HARRYP09 - April 20, 2008
the kinds with owners as messed up as these?
why?
Matthew - April 20, 2008
That was fun.
brayden04 - April 20, 2008
Or death inducing
I can’t stop shaking
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
You're not alone
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Yeah but now you feel good right?
Hell, it’s 1 am here and I got game 4 of the Finals tomorrow and I’m fucking stoked!
brayden04 - April 20, 2008
HYPHEN BETTER BE CLOSER TIL PUTZ GETS BACK!!
basebliman - April 20, 2008
I think he's back Tuesday
Mariners are off tomorrow
marinator - April 20, 2008
Well, there you go.
Liebkartoffel - April 20, 2008
Has RRS gotten a pieface yet?
Omerta - April 20, 2008
Yes, Texas last year
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
Do you keep track of that?
dkulich - April 20, 2008
It was easy to remember, JJ did the honors
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
We. Won.
Phew.
Bye.
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
Peace.
Fin - April 20, 2008
I think Morrow showed some composure
he didn’t throw a wild pitch, so things are looking great for the team
Tony S - April 20, 2008
My heart....
Apparently McLaren feels the need to put our cardiovascular systems through wars.
cwel87 - April 20, 2008
Oh man, it was a ghost! Did you see it? Did you see the ghost?
Matthew - April 20, 2008
Aussies sound so hot.
HARRYP09 - April 20, 2008
Sweet tits my aorta is sticking out of my body
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
I think after the Adam Wainwright game
nothing baseball related can kill my heart.
JI - April 20, 2008
Wait...it's not supposed to do that?
Liebkartoffel - April 20, 2008
Brad Adams voice cracked on the air twice
furthering my theory that’s he actually 14 years old.
Matthew - April 20, 2008
three. four. FIVE times
get some puberty Brad.
Matthew - April 20, 2008
I hear its overrated
Robert - April 20, 2008
Goodbye to Rex Hudler until August
Assuming we get the M’s feed when they come visit us
thenatural - April 20, 2008
Thank god for that!
chinn - April 20, 2008
He's an utter atrocity
cwel87 - April 20, 2008
Throwing a changeup
on a 3-2 count with the bases loaded in a 4-2 game in the 9th.
Hyphen has fucking balls of steel.
BrianL - April 20, 2008
Gameday is saying slider, and showing perfect location on the outside corner.
It was a superb pitch from a player who is proving that he has what it takes to get results in high leverage situations.
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
You're right.
Hyphen is saying slider too. Even gutsier.
Balls of fucking kryptonite.
BrianL - April 20, 2008
RYAN FUCKING ROWLAND SMITH
EAT IT ANAHEIM
hey guys, I’m home, and clearly, I turned on the TV just in time.
Gomez - April 20, 2008
Jiminy Christmas
Tuned in in 8th. Nice to win on strike four.
chinn - April 20, 2008
Fuck plain
Peanut M&Ms
Bhamster - April 20, 2008
Word.
Peanut is the way to go.
Fin - April 20, 2008
So anyone want to explain why Hunter wasn't PH'ing?
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
He took a day off with the rally monkey
and went to disneyland.
Fin - April 20, 2008
Not man enough.
JI - April 20, 2008
Garrett
is a seasoned vet that’s been thru the wars?
MfaninAlaska - April 20, 2008
If we were Angels fans
do you have any idea how pissed off we’d be about that?
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
If we were Angels fans we'd be too stupid to notice
Gomez - April 20, 2008
Do the angels disappoint
as often as the Mariners though?
Fin - April 20, 2008
Hopefully they're agonizing over it right now.
Happybelly - April 20, 2008
Yes.
TheOptimist - April 20, 2008
I think I do
MfaninAlaska - April 20, 2008
Ding ding ding
Bhamster - April 20, 2008
But seriously,
GARRETT ANDERSON IS THE FACE OF THE FRANCHISE WHO HAS SEEN COMBAT ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS
JI - April 20, 2008
No doubt we were saving him for Kotchman.
After all, Anderson’s a veteran of da warz.
TheOptimist - April 20, 2008
Anaheim clearly thought Hyphen was some loser lefty like Matt Thornton
They clearly thought wrong.
Gomez - April 20, 2008
Was I the only one
who wasn’t worried?
Coach Owens - April 20, 2008
Yes
Once again proving that you are totally insane
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
I’m insane??
Coach Owens - April 20, 2008
Yes
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Ayup.
BrianL - April 20, 2008
Yes
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
That's funny, coming from you.
Coach Owens - April 20, 2008
Wait, I don't get it.
Are you trying to say that Graham is insane, and you are not? Let’s run through this one more time.
Liebkartoffel - April 20, 2008
That's exactly what an insane person would say though
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
Of course I am.
Coach Owens - April 20, 2008
What
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
How is Graham
not insane?
Coach Owens - April 20, 2008
How is he insane?
And congratulations, you know how to use italics.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
He generally greets new members
with an evil greeting of doom?
Coach Owens - April 20, 2008
I personally find his greetings charming.
BrianL - April 20, 2008
Graham had me at hello
brayden04 - April 20, 2008
How does evil greeting=insanity?
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
You should be nice to people you don't know?
Coach Owens - April 20, 2008
Why?
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Because. It's called basic
human courtesy.
Coach Owens - April 20, 2008
But most people are retarded. People should have to earn your respect
It shouldn’t just be expected.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
This is one of those things you're taught as a kid that's wrong
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
It doesn't exist, but if the kid wants to be
an idealist, let him be.
brayden04 - April 20, 2008
It's better not to jerk him around.
JI - April 20, 2008
Why? He ain't your kid.
brayden04 - April 20, 2008
Doesn't. Fucking. Exsist.
JI - April 20, 2008
You'll notice that I'm courteous until someone annoys me
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
So, joining the blog annoys you?
Coach Owens - April 20, 2008
Probably that rather arrogant comment
about you being able to answer any questions about the Mariners. Respect is demanded, it’s earned.
brayden04 - April 20, 2008
People's stupid bullshit annoys him.
JI - April 20, 2008
JI gets it
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
So does your mum
Everynight
Robert - April 20, 2008
My father is a virile man
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
I reallt think the kid should listen to
George Carlin’s post 80s cranky old man phase. It’s fucking funny, freely available on teh internets, and it will teach him a lot about life.
JI - April 20, 2008
"It's Bad For Ya"? Great routine.
And totally calls out all the stupid fucking self-esteem BS we’ve tried to force down kids throats that has led to the exact opposite.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
The best one ever is
You Are All Diesaed(?), where he opens with the airport security rant, and finished with “Religion Is Bullshit”. It is literally the best thing ever. But they’re all really fucking awesome.
JI - April 20, 2008
Oh yeah. There isn't a single bad Carlin album.
Man’s a genius.
One that goes underappreciated that I really like is “A place for my stuff” with the interview with Jesus.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Haven't heard that one.
His other airplane rant is really fuckin’ funny too.
JI - April 20, 2008
The 16 minute version is the best one
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
"Basic human courtesy"
is an artificial construct designed to maintain insitutional predominance while simultaneously suppressing emotional and intellectual expression.
Liebkartoffel - April 20, 2008
Why?
Probability says that the overwhelming majority of the people you meet will be stupid.
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
Case in point
Robert - April 20, 2008
Misanthropy is not the same as insanity
Me: I don’t like people.
Insane: The penguins! They run rampant! The East Coast Bias has sent them to steal my socks. I KILL YOU
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
I still don't get it.
You’re not insane and Graham is? Is that the gist of it?
Liebkartoffel - April 20, 2008
What
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
And the answer you're expecting is...?
Liebkartoffel - April 20, 2008
Yes.
BrianL - April 20, 2008
Yes.
Fin - April 20, 2008
Lies
brayden04 - April 20, 2008
Yes
my heart rate has yet to return to normal
Nick S - April 20, 2008
Kenji Jojima has Back Spasms
joof - April 20, 2008
Yes
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
That's because we were watching the game while you were playing with glitter
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
Nah, it's just because
I remain calm through problematic issues.
Coach Owens - April 20, 2008
Well that explains the constant failure...
OlSalty - April 20, 2008
Somebody's has forgotten about his entire career on LL
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
Oh, and what a career it's been
cwel87 - April 20, 2008
Well it's different when like 15 people gang up on me.
Coach Owens - April 20, 2008
You see, you've got to ask yourself
“Why do people gang up on me?” And the answer is not because we’re all wrong.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
I'm
always right.
Coach Owens - April 20, 2008
There's your problem.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Can anyone find that diary where Coach introduced himself to LL
And said he’d be able to answer any question we had about the Mariners?
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
How did I miss this?
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
I can't find it
Fuck SBN 2.0’s search ‘capability’
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
You're looking for Will Thompson (sp?) not Coach right?
OlSalty - April 20, 2008
No thats a coach moment
Robert - April 20, 2008
God I wish I'd come to LL
upon its creation. I’ve missed so many great Coach moments.
BrianL - April 20, 2008
He's been here since october 2006ish
After he got banned from ussm
Robert - April 20, 2008
This happened?
How could you not send me the link. Dude’s got his own wang in the LLHOF.
JI - April 20, 2008
Because I can't fucking find it
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
I deleted it. Muhahahahaha!
Coach Owens - April 20, 2008
Way to stay calm ya drunk
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
I'm perfectly calm, Jeff.
Coach Owens - April 20, 2008
So your drunk then?
Robert - April 20, 2008
No.
Coach Owens - April 20, 2008
Liar
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
I don't know why
But I have this mental picture of you as that Artificial Intelligence from Close Encounters
OlSalty - April 20, 2008
Ah. Pussied your way out of it.
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
Wrong. I simply solved a problem.
Coach Owens - April 20, 2008
What
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
It was a problem for my status here.
So I solved it.
Coach Owens - April 20, 2008
You don't have a status here
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
How bout "Pending"
Robert - April 20, 2008
Unintentional jester?
JI - April 20, 2008
I'm a cult hero, Jeff. I'm surprised you
haven’t realized that.
Coach Owens - April 20, 2008
What cult?
brayden04 - April 20, 2008
Like Ed Wood?
Or Joe Don Baker?
JI - April 20, 2008
MITCHELL
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
These guys couldn't shake a trolley!
JI - April 20, 2008
A prepubescent Don Quixote
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
I can't wait 'til you grow up
And the ATF raids your compound to seize your stockpile of “heavy weaponry”
OlSalty - April 20, 2008
Hah
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
Literally. Like, 100LB per sword heavy.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Heroes are generally respected.
You’re more like a cult whipping-boy.
Liebkartoffel - April 20, 2008
I think it only served to enhance your status here
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
Hahaha
Good thing you dodged that bullet, it might’ve made people think you were stupid.
OlSalty - April 20, 2008
You can't delete diaries.
JI - April 20, 2008
What
Coach Owens - April 20, 2008
Copycat.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Graham's a copycat then too.
Coach Owens - April 20, 2008
Liar
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
You like being weird, don't you?
Coach Owens - April 20, 2008
Yes. No. I don't know. Maybe.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Oh no!
He called you weird! What are you going to do about it? If somebody called me weird, I’d just die. Seriously.
Liebkartoffel - April 20, 2008
Oh crap I guess I'm dying then
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Sarcasm! I love it!
Coach Owens - April 20, 2008
So do I that's why I used it.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
The penguins! They run rampant!
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
I remember it too
But it was ages ago….no idea what thread it might be in.
OlSalty - April 20, 2008
You sir, are the most mature person I have ever met.
I find myself basking in the wisdom of your gentle, aurific words on a daily basis. Please, continue sharing your enlightment with the rest of us.
Liebkartoffel - April 20, 2008
No, that's like the definition of a problematic issue
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
Okay, problematic issues
during the Mariner games.
Coach Owens - April 20, 2008
Don't you go into all-caps mode because of time zones?
Or was that some other completely fucking crazy kid?
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
John Olerud Sucks?
OlSalty - April 20, 2008
You? Calm? What?
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
You're what, 14?
Not throwing a hissy when people refuse to read your lame poetry doesn’t count as a “problematic situation.”
Liebkartoffel - April 20, 2008
No that's me
qrsouther - April 20, 2008
Oh, yeah, uh...You're poetry's really...great.
Nice use of the, uh, symbolism. Really got the point across.
Liebkartoffel - April 20, 2008
*Your
fuck it.
Liebkartoffel - April 20, 2008
I know he only threw one
but I’m liking Morrow’s breaking pitch so far
Matthew - April 20, 2008
So I read this in the story about A-Rod
getting hurt…... when did Ichiro not start a game this year?
Rodriguez began the afternoon as one of only two AL players to start every game, along with Josh Hamilton of Texas.
MfaninAlaska - April 20, 2008
RRS on postgame sez:
“I have one more save than JJ!”
HAHA!
Go Manures - April 20, 2008
Nice job Mariners.
I will now consume only half of the beer at my disposal.
Omerta - April 20, 2008
So we ended up losing the series by two feet :(
OlSalty - April 20, 2008
You're assuming our bullpen could have held...
chinn - April 20, 2008
balls of steel
what a fucking pitch for the K! holy crap.
deacvision7 - April 20, 2008
This was like the inverse of Friday's game
Nick S - April 20, 2008
Picture of Doom Slider:
http://blog.seattletimes.nwsource.com/mariners/angells3%20030.jpg
Geoff Baker is fast and good.
EnglishMariner - April 20, 2008
Frame that picture and send it RRS
Wilder. - April 20, 2008
not sure what that picture shows...
Anderson hasn’t gone around yet, and the perspective makes it difficult to see where the pitch is. It could even be lying on the ground a few feet outside of the batter’s circle.
mr.smartypants - April 20, 2008
That's the called strike 3
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
oh
mr.smartypants - April 20, 2008
Who cares what it shows
We won. So it’s cool.
The end
cwel87 - April 20, 2008
I see Luke Hochevar got destroyed by the River Cats
Gomez - April 20, 2008
Is Angie Mentink gone because she's pumping out another unit?
I thought she was just getting fat, this huge stomach looked different.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
she's usually off
on the weekends.
MfaninAlaska - April 20, 2008
So she is just getting fat?
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Of course
Manmilk has tons of calories.
Gomez - April 20, 2008
Ew.
brayden04 - April 20, 2008
Krueger's manmilk?
Added calories from all the grease.
Fin - April 20, 2008
This is gross.
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
MacNaughton's has never tasted so good.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Can people please stop trolling
on Halo’s Heaven? It’s lame, and it validates them. Why stoop to their level?
Rollo Tomasi - April 20, 2008
Agreed
I’m not going to go over to HH, but if you could give me the names of the people trolling, I’d appreciate it.
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
Some guy called althemarinerfan
I’ve seen Coach there from time to time, although not recently, and usually not really trolling.
Rollo Tomasi - April 20, 2008
He's in this thread
brayden04 - April 20, 2008
"although not recently"
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Ha
I read that wrong. I thought he said he’s seen alt here from time to time, but not recently.
brayden04 - April 20, 2008
Uh oh
Someone’s in trouble.
Fin - April 20, 2008
GRAHAM DID IT
I JUST STOOD THERE AND WATCHED
Robert - April 20, 2008
They're your fingerprints
Graham MacAree - April 20, 2008
None of them post on LL.
Well they might, and those are alternative usernames, but you’d need their IPs.
“almarinersfan”
“Go Manures”
redwolf75 - April 20, 2008
Make that "althemarinerfan" and he indeed has been posting here.
Douchebucket.
redwolf75 - April 20, 2008
He won't be posting here for long.
BrianL - April 20, 2008
Seriously, we should just not care about anything HH does.
You shouldn’t read HH, much less post there.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
If I want to read somthing tantamount to intellectual rape
I’ll read the National Enquirer. There’s no reason to read HH, let alone troll them.
BrianL - April 20, 2008
National Enquirer>HH
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
World Weekly News > Halos Heaven
Fin - April 20, 2008
It's like watching a train wreck
I don’t want to see, but I can’t look away.
Rollo Tomasi - April 20, 2008
Okay, I'm sick of this analogy
everybody always wants to see a train wreck. Nobody wants to look away. People are sick.
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
It's like 2girls1cup
You’re curious because everybody keeps talking about it, but in the end you will end up having nightmares in a pool of your own vomit.
JI - April 20, 2008
Much better analogy
Tubgirl works as well, but it’s become too much of a cliche.
Rollo Tomasi - April 20, 2008
I heard about it
And I’m not curious at all. That is just too much for me.
brayden04 - April 20, 2008
Too true
Although I find their flailing to be humorous every once in a while, as a pick-me-up.
cwel87 - April 20, 2008
I laughed hysterically when I saw that.
And I also thought…what could she have eaten to produce such a massive movement.
Omerta - April 20, 2008
agreed, it's pointless
MFAN - April 20, 2008
What I think some people don't get is....
That by trolling Halo’s Heaven you actually become WORSE than they do since as bad as they are over there they don’t flood Lookout Landing whenever the Angels beat the Mariners. Sure we’re all over anyone who even SMELLS like an Angels fan when we lose but still….
ThundaPC - April 20, 2008
Optimist is a classy guy
But yeah, trolling Halos Heaven is pretty low.
Rollo Tomasi - April 20, 2008
Which is why I don't do it anymore.
Coach Owens - April 20, 2008
No one's accusing you.
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Just pointing it out, buddy.
Coach Owens - April 20, 2008
He needs constant validation and this is the only community that has come close to accepting him.
Textbook, really.
Liebkartoffel - April 20, 2008
I'm sure Detectovision would take him in
BrettJMiller - April 20, 2008
Think she'll be sad enough after the game to want to drown her sorrows with a comforting presence?
HARRYP09 - April 20, 2008
which one?
Fin - April 20, 2008
I think he means the one in the white hat.
brayden04 - April 20, 2008
That would be a boy.
I’m talking about the girl with the cleavage and red Angels cap.
HARRYP09 - April 20, 2008
The hot one, not the mom.
I’d have to hide my Mariners pillow though.
HARRYP09 - April 20, 2008
No, maybe she knows to be subserviant
to the superior M’s fans.
Fin - April 20, 2008
Just caught up.
Wow, that ending was awesome. Unnecessarily nerve-wracking but awesome.
ThundaPC - April 20, 2008
HOLY HELL
that was awesome.
MFAN - April 20, 2008
Adam Jones
had the #2 web gem on BT. :(
Coach Owens - April 20, 2008
Who are the two douchebags
who keep trolling HH?
redwolf75 - April 20, 2008
DUCKS LOSE
DUCKS LOSE DUCKS LOSE DUCKS LOSE AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2008
Fuck you Emilio!
OlSalty - April 20, 2008
The flying L!!!!
kentroyals5 - April 21, 2008
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