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Lookout Landing

10-10

Dear Ben,

Hey you. How's it going? How are things in Texas? I check to see how you're hitting almost every day. I hope the people down there come to like you. You deserve to be appreciated.

I hope this isn't weird. I know it's been a while since we spoke. I've thought about calling you a million times, but I always stop myself, because I never know what to say. You were such a big part of my life; I planned everything around you, and when you went away, you left a big gap. It hurt, and it took me longer than you'd believe to even summon up the courage to write this letter. It's been a long mending process for my heart.

Well, I think I've finally gotten over it. After so many miserable days and sleepless nights, I think I'm ready to be able to be friends with you again, because...there's no easy way to put this, so I'll just come out and say it - I've found someone new. His name is Ryan and we have lots of fun together. He's what I need right now, and he just gets me, you know? I didn't really get to see him that often at first, but lately it's like the more we hang out, the stronger our connection. It's really...it's really good. For the first time in a few months, I feel like I'm genuinely happy.

I hope you can be happy for me, and I hope that we're able to go back to how things were before the whole relationship. Remember how we laughed? I miss those times. Kick some ass down there. Ryan and I wish you the best of luck. If you're ever out here again maybe the three of us can go get a few drinks. I'd like it if you and Ryan got along.

Good luck again, and I hope to hear from you soon,

-Jeff

4_20_08_medium

Biggest Contribution: Miguel Batista, +35.6%
Biggest Suckfest: Jose Vidro, -8.7%
Most Important AB: Sexson homer, +17.7%
Most Important Pitch: Anderson strikeout, +17.5%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): +38.5%
Total Contribution by Hitters: +11.5%
Total Contribution by Opposition: 0.0%
(What is this chart?)

Star-divide

I needed a game like this. I needed a game that literally got me out of my chair. I work with a guy with whom baseball has fallen out of favor, and while over the past few weeks I've issued all the stock replies to his statements that baseball is boring, my heart hasn't been in it, because so far this year baseball has been boring. There haven't been too many moments that made my blood rush and my eyes widen, and while I'll admit that I've been splitting my focus between two sports, quietly I was becoming a little concerned that I just didn't have the same passion for baseball that I had in the past.

At 3:37pm PDT, those concerns were put to rest by one primal scream.

That was the most fun I've had watching a baseball game in a long, long time.

After last night, I don't think anyone really saw this level of excitement coming. The pitching matchup certainly didn't hold much intrigue. This wasn't a showdown of two aces to close out a series; this was a guy who hasn't thrown any strikes against a poorer, less-respected clone of Jon Garland. I'm not exaggerating, either. Aside from their ages, Moseley and Garland are basically one and the same. They're both righties with an 87-90 fastball, standard offspeed fare, reasonable control, zero ability to miss bats, and roughly neutral GB/FB tendencies. And you already know how much we rip on Jon Garland. This game looked like it would come down to the Mariners' ability to pound extra-base hits versus the Angels' ability to let Batista do their work for them.

And then the game started and, naturally, didn't at all go according to plan. Moseley made quick work of the M's in the top half of the first - albeit not quick enough to spare us from Rex Hudler's neverending lecture on sunglasses - and despite getting to a pair of three-ball counts, Batista survived without walking anyone in the bottom. From the beginning, this had all the feel of another game in which the hitters would let the pitchers off the hook time and time again.

The second inning, however, brought us better fortune. For whatever reason Moseley came after Adrian Beltre with six consecutive fastballs instead of things that move funny, and Beltre saw them well enough to work a walk. Then, two batters later, Moseley fell behind Richie Sexson 3-1 and served up an inside fastball that Sexson blasted over the left field fence to give the M's an early lead. The more I watch this replay, the more impressed I am, because it wasn't even a bad pitch; granted, Moseley doesn't put much spice on the ball, but this particular fastball came in on the hands, and Richie was still able to hit it 375 feet by pulling his arms in and shortening his swing. 98% of Major League baseball players are incapable of turning that pitch into a home run. I think it was even off the plate inside.

Early indications are that Richie's going to have one hell of a bounceback season. I know it's hard to believe considering it wasn't long ago that he was still getting booed at home, but just look at what he's done through the first 20 games. .231/.367/.508. Excellent patience. Five homers on 23 fly balls. The stretch he's had so far is unlike any he had all of 2007. He's not going to keep walking all the time since he's currently blowing his career-best BB% out of the water, but to the naked eye he appears light years ahead of where he was when we last saw him, and even if this is just his Old Player Skills death rattle before falling off the face of the earth, he only needs to last another five or six months. The lineup needs his power something terrible, and so far he's coming through (would be slugging .569 if not for Torii ):<  ).

Armed with a 2-0 lead, Batista set about coming right after the Angel hitters for once instead of dicking around. He had Casey Kotchman in particular all messed up. This game featured Miguel Batista at his absolute peak - he didn't really have his best command, but he had his control, and his stuff is good enough that when he throws it around the plate, the unpredictability makes his pitches difficult to punish. And that's rough for an Angel lineup that already wants to swing at everything. They swung themselves right out of countless at bats this afternoon, and credit has to go to Batista for rarely daring to come out over the plate. He did an effective job of staying around the corners of what felt like a pretty wide strike zone for much of the day, and the Angels couldn't do anything about it. 

Batista kept pitching well, even when it seemed like the Mariners might've lost some momentum in the third when they couldn't take advantage of some early baserunners. Ichiro and Jose Lopez led off with solid singles, but three groundouts and one don't-touch-me Ichiro rundown moment later, it was still 2-0 with the Angels coming to bat. And while this was probably Batista's worst inning, he still put another zero on the scoreboard thanks to a line drive double play and Garret Anderson's slow bat. I obviously don't really have ready means to quantify this, but, visually, it seems like Anderson's bat just drags through the strike zone. Put another way, he's one of the last players I'd expect to be able to homer on the pitch that Richie got in the second. His swing just seems long and deliberate, to the point at which I think he probably has to look fastball ahead of time if he wants to catch up. And that just makes it fun to toy with him by throwing offspeed stuff low and away. The pitch with which Batista struck him out in the third was exactly that, a changeup down. I think Anderson can still be moderately productive as a guess hitter, but he strikes me as being close to the end.

The fifth inning brought us the end of Dustin Moseley, courtesy of a four-batter string of hits that doubled the Mariner lead. With Matthews playing him way the fuck to left, Ichiro lined a changeup into a gigantic right-center gap for an RBI triple, and then Jose Lopez brought him home from third with an opposite-field blooper. Later on an eight-pitch walk to Richie Sexson proved enough reason to finally yank Moseley from the game, but with the bases loaded and two down, this was a big at bat for both sides, as a hit would blow things open while an out would keep the Angels in the game.

The Mariners sent Brad Wilkerson to the plate. The Angels countered with Darren O'Day.

Now, yes, O'Day got Wilkerson to ground out to end the threat. But I have to question the wisdom of going to a side-arming righty to try and get a left-handed Wilkerson in a big spot. Side-armers invariably get destroyed by opposite-handed hitters. They get a terrific look at the ball, and the pitches tend to come in and speed up the bat. I know it didn't end up being a big deal but this was a bad decision by Mike Scioscia, what with Darren Oliver and a bevy of non-side-arming righties available in the bullpen. You know how aggravated we get when McLaren lets Sean Green face lefties? This wasn't any better.

While it was frustrating not to get more out of the rally, the 4-0 lead held, and held, and kept holding. For whatever reason the Angels were incapable of doing anything to Batista until there were two outs, and that's a good way to lose yourself a lot of ballgames. In five of eight innings LAnaheim got a baserunner with none on and two out, and in each of those innings, the baserunner was stranded. Every LAnaheim baserunner against Batista was stranded. It was a combination of good pitching, bad hitting, and a little luck, and by the time Batista got pulled in the eighth, his final line looked like something you'd expect from Johan Santana. His eight strikeouts were his most in a game since April 6th, 2006, and it was the first time he'd kept himself to fewer than two walks in ten starts.

Miguel Batista cruised. The closest the Angels came to scoring against him was when Vlad Guerrero lifted a long fly ball to right in the eighth, but Willie settled on the track to make a routine catch. And I gotta tell you, Vlad just doesn't frighten me as much as he used to. He's still an astoundingly awesome natural talent, but he no longer packs the raw power that he did in his heydey. Observe:

2003: 21.4% HR/FB
2004: 19.1%
2005: 17.4%
2006: 16.3%
2007: 14.5%
2008: 10.0% (limited sample)

Now 32, with a history of nagging aches and pains, I suppose it probably shouldn't come as much of a surprise that Vlad's body is beginning to give out. He's retained his freakish ability to put pretty much any ball in play that he wants, but when it comes to changing games with one swing of the bat, he's dropped off. While I don't expect him to be bad for years and years, his peak appears to be a thing of the past.

Arthur Rhodes took us to the ninth with a strikeout of Kotchman that makes me think he might just be okay. The Mariners didn't do anything in their half, but I do want to bring something to your attention. In the ninth, Jose Lopez took the first pitch for the fifth time in five plate appearances. Sound unusual? That's because it is. The league average batter swings at the first pitch of an at bat 27% of the time. In 2007, Jose Lopez swung at the first pitch 25% of the time. So far in 2008, though, that's down to 13%. 13%. He's chopped his previous rate in half.

What does this tell me? Here's what I'm thinking. The Mariners have wanted Lopez to be a more selective hitter for a long time. However, Lopez isn't blessed with the most discerning eye, which made said selectivity more than a little troublesome. So I think over the offseason, the M's just told him to take more first pitches. Simple as that. It's the easiest way to learn to have longer at bats. It gives Lopez more experience telling strikes from balls, and more than 40% of the time it comes with the side benefit of getting him ahead in the count. It's like a compromise between leaving him how he is and trying to get him to be able to identify every pitch as it's thrown.

Lopez won't keep taking 87% of first pitches, because before long pitchers will catch on and put him behind 0-1 almost every time. It's at that point that we'll really see whether or not he's become a more selective hitter.

Anyway, ahead 4-0, we thought we were headed for a stress-free conclusion to the game. Mark Lowe was coming in, and through his first several appearances he'd been flashing some real good stuff. Nevermind his mid-90s fastball and show-me breaking ball; his changeup looked nothing short of spectacular. Between its movement and his ability to move it around in the zone, it had all the makings of being one of the best put-away pitches on the team.

Unfortunately, though, it doesn't matter how good your stuff looks if you don't know where you're putting it, and as Lowe was plagued by an inability to throw strikes, the Angels suddenly started having their first disciplined at bats of the game. Nine of Lowe's first ten pitches missed the zone, and a pair of walks brought the Angels life where at no point earlier did it seem like they had any at all. An overpowering strikeout of Mike Napoli and a good sequence to Erick Aybar created the impression that everything was back under control again, but then once more Lowe lost his shit, walking Chone Figgins to bring up a guy who a year ago torched us with five home runs and an OPS over 1. Lowe left a changeup over the plate and a sharply-hit single cut the deficit in half and brought the winning run to the plate in the person of Vladimir Guerrero.

Despite everything I said earlier about Vlad losing his power, that was pretty much the last thing on my mind in the ninth, as by that point your brain gives up trying to flood your cerebrum with rational thoughts. While John McLaren tried to put an end to the walks by ironically calling on Brandon Morrow to finish things off, all I could think was that this would be the perfect time for Vlad to take my criticism and cram it into every hole of my body.

He tried, too. God bless him, he tried, on that 3-1 fastball at the letters. But Morrow didn't give him enough in the zone, and instead of winning the game on his own, Vlad had no choice but to defer his opportunity to Garret Anderson, which would also be horribly appropriate.

Desperate, McLaren went back to the bullpen and came out with a lefty.

With Torii Hunter on the bench, Mike Scioscia sat still.

I didn't think anything of it at the time, because I was far too worried about the Mariners to worry about the Angels, but Scioscia was doing us an unthinkable favor by leaving Anderson in there instead of pinch-hitting with the righty. Were this an Angels blog, I'm certain we'd be showing Scioscia no mercy.

But RRS still had to do his job, else it wouldn't matter.

A slider away got him ahead in the count 0-1. And, deciding he liked that part of the plate, RRS kept trying to go back to the same spot. He pounded Anderson away with offspeed stuff, getting to 1-2, but a foul and two misses outside later, the count was full, and with the runners in motion a base hit, at the very least, would tie things up. The leverage index of the at bat stood at an unbelievable 6.98 and nary a fan drew a breath.

Rrsanderson_medium
Frozen. With the right-handed Torii Hunter looking on from the bench, GA flinched at a pitch that he thought was inside and watched the best slider RRS has ever thrown cross the plate at the knees. The game was over, and while the Angels still won the series, it sure as hell didn't feel like it.

Off day tomorrow.

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Comments

i didnt know where that was going at first

but then it dawned on me. nice.

The WE dip at the end felt about .5 more devistating.
oh and fuck Mike Reilly
I was there.

It was an awesome game to be at. I’ll post some crappy pictures later. Some asshole stood half the game, so I couldn’t get many game-time pictures.

I never met up with seattlebruin, but if you met a fat white guy with a practice jersey and a camera, it was me.

Sorry man

I just got your email just now =( – I was in Diamond Bar/Anaheim all day yesterday, so I had no internet.

Hope you have a good time in California, though!

And I could have used that beer right about when freaking Brandon Morrow walked Vlad…

what that replay wouldn't tell you

is that RRS really struck out GA the pitch before, but blind as fuck MIke Reilly claimed he checked his swing. It wasn’t even close.

Fuck Mike Reilly.

That was an exciting game

Just glad that the M’s didn’t blow it. Makes me very much want JJ healthy though.

Tuesday.... >:)
Mwuahahahaha

Fear, opposing batters, fear.

JJ is coming to rape you in your sleep once more.

mmmm
I’d like it if you and Ryan got along.

Hot lefty on lefty action…

Too Funny.
I hope Hudler

choked on his pooka shell necklace at the “Death Slider.” BTW even Hudler and Physioc had to admit, upon further review, that Aybar was maybe out on that bouncer to Lowe.

First I thought, "...Jiri Hudler?"

then I figured it out.

REX

That letter is spooky accurate.
Yeah, that final K was huge

It wasn’t ‘JJ striking out Bonds’ huge, but it sure seemed that huge.

I'm a bit messed up right now

When I saw this entry, I got a little freaked out cuz I saw Dear Ben, and my name is Ben, and for some reason I thought I was about to read a letter to me

that was slightly awkward

Woohoo! First time at .500

since two days ago!

that was funny.

good timing.

I am also drunk for whatever thats worth

It's early

But that RRS strikeout is now currently my reigning Number one moment of the season. Sweet Lord, I must have watched that strikeout about 7 times after it happened using the DVR’s replay function.

Dave Sims: “HE GOT’IM!! AUSSIE, AUSSIE, AUSSIE!!!

Grr....posted too early

That was definately Sims best call since joining the Mariners announcing team.

I loved the Sims call.
If only Blowers were smart enough

to go OI OI OI.

No question about it.
Could please someone tell me

Some posting etiqutte when going to HalosHeaven please? It would be nice not to sound like a jerk on that site (I did today)

oops. Meant to say Could someone please tell me.
Just don't go there
Just dont do it.

It results in angry rabid Angels fans and pissed off Jeff/Graham/Matthew.

Best HH etiquette: click the "Log Out" button and close the window
don't even go there.

ever. seriously.

not joking.

yeah

they’re the Calrog of baseball blogs

They're the Cairo of baseball blogs.

While this is the Ben Broussard of baseball blogs.

yeah that probably fixed better

I momentarily forgot what blog I was posting on

I've been a jerk there too, although never to the extent of

your troll-scapade. I’ve learned my lesson about visiting the site—it’s just not worth it, don’t grace Rev with your presence. He’s a whiny pulsating douchebucket.

Yea, pretty much don't go there.

That place has been what is is for years and it’s not changing. Just don’t bother going over there.

I suggest never visting Halos Heaven.
You're probably already banned

So who cares.

Niehaus

Anyone that can, go back and listen to Dave calling the 9th inning on the radio. I think mlb audio or mlb tv subscribers can. It was incredible, classic Dave. The way he gets into the game cannot be replaced, especially by that tired bag of cornball Rick Rizzs.

“He swings and he looks BHHAAAADD!”

Is that why most people here have less than nice feelings for Rick Rizzs?

I’ve never seen the huge problem with him—that’s not to say I like him, however.

Rizzs is so incredibly positive and happy

it drives most of us crazy. Just once I want to see demented RIck Rizzs show up to call a game.

Rizz never seems to really get into the game

But he’s passable when you compare him to some of the completely shitty announcers other teams have to put up with…(or Blowers)

I like Blowers more than Rizzs.

At least Mike doesn’t fawn over Princess Willie.

I think Blowers is awesome

He has a dryness to his commentary. Rizzs has a rocket of happiness he shoots out of his ass.

Rizzs is the Mariners' Pravda.
yeah

More or less, he’s basically the spineless always positive announcer the team wants. Dave has no problem saying a player should have caught a ball, a call was bad or the Mariners are not a particularly good team when he thinks so.

His play calling is passionate and memorable. Rizzs typically does a very clean and professional job, but for me, adds to much campiness to be appreciated.

Hahahaha

That was great, it’s been a while since Dave’s been that excited.

That was the creepiest letter I've ever read.
You're just jealous
That's true.

He could never write a letter as creepy as that.

Uh-huh. We're jealous Jeff.
stick to what you're good at

...

Play with them.

Oooooooooo

pretty colors!!!

Don't be mad

cuz you’re jealous of me, Jeff!

Your comebacks are clumsy and lack context.

It’s an art, pal, not a science.

Much like Sociology.
Now there's a comeback.
I thought it was kleenex at first.

I’m glad it’s not, I don’t want Coach to go blind.

What's that supposed to mean?

Are you saying that I eat kleenex?

I really hope you're kidding
It means you would be less likely to go on a killing spree

if you got drunk and jerked off once in a while.

Define "once in a while"
More than never.
and less than or equal to infinity
Hey, thanks for being so nice to me all these times!
It's a service I provide.
For the moniez
Seriously, It's not a plot to make you feel bad.

Comments like than come off as woefully pathetic and fail epically at inducing the guilt you are looking for if you want people to respect you either own up to your short comings and/or come back with a witty zinger. No one wants to baby-sit for a whiny child that is not their own.

Oh man

that makes it even funnier!

As role models, we're obligated to provide a better example than that

We should be encouraging wholesome things; like reading, volunteering, and auto-erotic asphyxiation.

There's a great George Carlin bid about uto-erotic asphyxiation.

I can’t find it.

It's on Life is worth Losing
Yes go watch this several times.
Hey, I liked K'Nex.....

Used to build all kinds of cool shit.

You never wrote me a letter like that...

I had to have Graham tell me about Ben

In other good Jeff news

Anaheim Ducks -> Golf.

Hopefully the Caps will join them tomorrow

It's been a good sports day
Wings won too! WOOHOO!
Fuck the Wings

“Hockeytown” can’t even sell out the playoff games.

DIAF DIAF DIAF DIAF DIAF DIAF
You're one violent son of a bitch
"Detroit Is Awesome, Freak" is violent?
No, but it is VERY wrong.

Detroit is the worst city in America

Uh, Aberdeen says hello
What is this "Aberdeen" you speak of?
I have an irrational hatred of that city

It’s basically the place where you turn off on your way to go to Ocean Shores.

the traffic is surprisingly bad in Aberdeen

and I definitely don’t like it very much, but it’s still not a bad place

That's because the roads make NO SENSE

None. None at all, they’re insane.

Those stupid fucking roads were why I missed Griffey's return to Seattle
Those stupid fucking roads were why I missed Griffey's return to Seattle

and Ryan Rowland-Smith’s debut performance…

I never said that it was a bad thing
I totally agree

Whoever designed the traffic flow was clearly drunk

Or the town expanded in a hurry and they had no idea what to do

I mean…one way streets? Really?

They need to build a 101 bypass that pops in at the SR 109 SPUR in Hoquiam. that would do wonders.

Yeah know, living in the Aberdeen/Hoquiam area most of live has polluted

my ability to drive in other places. I go elsewhere and think WTF is up with the fucking roads?

And yes this place is horrible. It’s the meth capital of the world.

One way roads do not need to be in Aberdeen
Los Angeles is the worst city in America.
No, Detroit is far worse as far as big cities go

The population decline speaks for itself

But Los Angeles has the Angels

and the Ducks.

You'll notice that sports teams aren't the only quality of a city
But it pollutes the city when you have teams like those.
Yes, but less than murders/unemployment/etc
Like you could argue that

LA is a worse sports city than Detroit (False, Kobe is God’s gift to basketball), but Detroit is a terrible city in terms of poverty, crime, unemployment and the like.

Than New York City is the worst city in America.
Nope.

NY’s crime rate has gone way down since the Guliani crackdowns. Detroit is actually the worst city according to Forbes.

It’s true

Don't St. Louis and Detroit go head to head every year for that title?

I wouldn’t want to live in either of those places.

Yeah visiting one of those cities really makes you appreciate where you live.
Atleast you could buy a mansion there for what you can buy a condo here in Seattle.

I think even in the affluent suburbs the house prices are the lowest in the country, while here in Seattle, we’re starting to rival SoCal in pricy homes.

Yeah. I live in/near Westchester NY

and it’s starting to get ridiculous. Although it should be good if/when we decide to sell our house.

False

Detroit made me want to kill myself.

Went to Detroit for a conference

and happened to be outside near dusk. The sky was a sickly green. I asked a Michigander if the sky was always that color, and he said, “what do you mean?”

I lived in Michigan for a couple of years, though thankfully outside Detroit. It’s as bad as everyone thinks.

Shreveport says hi
I could also imagine New Orleans not being very nice

And since Katrina it only makes it a crappier place.

At least New Orleans has nightlife

Half of Shreveport is unemployed and half the city’s commercial buildings are boarded up.

False

New Orleans is on the road to recovery. The key word in your sentance is “imagine.” Please go to the city and see it for yourself before believing the ignorant media and their incessant drivel about the city never recovering or how it will lose the Saints and Hornets. Ignorance. Don’t get me wrong, crime has been and always will be a problem there. That is the price you pay for being the more culture and nightlife than any other American city. Seriously people, go the NO and help support the recovery of one of our great cities!

Sorry, it is early

Having the most culture

nope

New Orleans ranked only 15th in culture in America, 3.2 decaCultures behind Chicago.

Chicago has more culture than New Orleans!?

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Maybe I was just blinded by all of that chicken gumbo, shrimp etouffe, sauce piquante, and crawfish jambalaya my Granny fed me growing up.

Maybe the use of the word "decaculture"

would have indicated a degree of parody in the response. But maybe not.

Not at all Paul.

Although New Orleans did score well on spice points, those only make up 4.2% of a miniCulture point. They were hit hard by their faux-French snobbishness, which they have even less actual claim to than Quebec, costing Orleans a whopping 14 joules of Culture.

And if I recall from the 2007 survey

they only had about 15 joules of Culture to start with, so between their remaining one joule of culture and the fact that thewyrm actually called it “The NO”, this has been a bad year for New Orleans culture. They’ll be Dubuque in a year, if this continues

Well they garnered a couple hectares of culture

back post-Katrina thanks to the large movement of charity towards the region help enthused it with a greater can-do spirit. They also garnered a sympathy planck point for being unlucky with timing. So they should be able to climb back within the top 25 or so, but firmly outside the top 10. Of course, if “the NO” catches on, that will reduce their candelas to zero

People think they'll lose the Hornets because

1. They already lost the Jazz
2. Attendance was down before Katrina
3. Attendance is down now

4. They have a clause in their lease

that allows them to opt out if the attendance continues to suck

Gary Indiana
Honestly I'd prefer a shark attack

More newsworthy/fun

For a second, I thought you meant they were moving the entire ducks franchise to the PGA.

That would be both entertaining and satisfying.

Hey, it worked for Happy Gilmore

...

not as entertaining as Natalie Kublis' pre-shot routine
Just a few days ago

I was considering changing my screen name, as it seemed it was beginning to lose its relevance.

Never again.

Fuck Mike Reilly.

Worst umpire in baseball
Gerry Davis says Hello.
explain
Well...

Then you mean Best Umpire Ever.
It's only a matter of time until he comes back to hurt us.
Yeah, but

Guy Who Actually Fucked Us>>>>>>>>>Guy Who Gave Us a Win on the Worseness Scale™

You realize one could interpret this comment as

“Fuck you Mariners.”

Well...

So nice you had to post twice
See Corco's comment below.
Best screenname ever.
WHY DID LL JUST BREAK
because Coach doesn't touch himself enough at night
everytime he abstains a puppy is raped by Mike reilly
Shit! That's like... 17 x 365,,,

6205 puppies!

Mariners manager John McLaren said he first learned about Thomas’ departure from the Blue Jays “on my computer this morning,” and couldn’t comment further on the situation because “I don’t know the circumstances.

JohnnyMac owns a computer?

A "veteran" computer.

25 years and its already obsolete, that one...
Stats

are those things McLaren watches the frog eat when he’s playing Number Munchers.

I FUCKING LOVED THAT GAME

As much as I loved the Apple 2e, it was a big fucking deal when our school upgraded to 386s at ~1998.

What?

Seriously, where did you go to school, Compton?

My wife thought I was insane when I got plates for my new car. It was a couple easy letters and “286”...I said it would be easy to remember, because that was my first real computer (I don’t count the trash-80 or XT). I still remember the glory of playing Wolfenstein 3D for the first time…

Seriously I went to Private School(!) where you pay thousands of dollars for what you get for free elsewhere(!), and there’s less moeny to go around for textbooks, computers etc(!!!). Wooooo! What a deal!

I will admit, that was a little harsh...

A few of the teachers had Apple 2’s when I was in high school (graduated in 2000). The computers in the labs were running OS 7/8 (I have no idea of the hardware, other than the fact that a tiny little unlock program gave us complete access and you had to do the paperclip shit if your disk didn’t eject properly). I still remember those machines crashed as often as Mac enthusiasts claimed Windows computers did.

Oh, and one of my favorite memories...

The superintendent was touring the school and walked right behind me as I was blocked from “adult content” checking The Onion. He seemed rather nonplussed.

I think I was also the first to fail the school’s little alcohol test strips they bought for dances. The teacher with them, of course, knew I’d just grabbed the mouthwash…

He's totally got an iPhone

No, for real though.

Dammit RRS

Why did you do this to me? I was yours first! Last year, who supported you when few people even knew who you were? I did. Who talked to you when you were feeling lonely way up in Seattle? Who was the only one to vote for you as ‘favorite player’ in March? Did that mean NOTHING to you? I was making plans to try and come to Australia, and then you do this? You run off with Mr. “I’m so good I run a Mariners blog”? What, is it the popularity? You save a few games, everyone loves you and so you go for the LL celebrities? Were you even going to tell me, or just let me find out from this letter – do you realize how embarrassing this is for me? Well if that’s the type of person you are then I DON’T WANT YOU ANYWAYS. I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL! You just run away with Mr. Sull-y-van and I’ll be fine! Perfectly happy!

Oh, who am I kidding. I can’t quit you, Ryan.

This website is a psychiatrist's wet dream
Not really...

If we added two zeros to everyone’s income then perhaps, but poor/middle income crazy people aren’t going to pay for the Benz.

Otherwise that guy down the street shouting at the pansies about being picked last in dodgeball would be getting a lot more attention.

correction

this is a second-year psych student’s wet dream.

I really hope Ben and RRS read.
I'm sure they're literate.
I got his jersey before Jeff.

I also feel betrayed

New Mariners' baseball commercial?

RRS ruining Torii Hunter’s birthday party.

I guarantee this game was scarrier for me than it was for you.

I’m not one to believe in curses or jinxes, but if we had lost this game, I don’t think I could ever bring myself to attend a sporting event ever again in my life. A bit of background: I can’t recall ever attending a game in any sport that the team I was rooting for won. Off the top of my head, that includes many mid-90s Sonics games, a handful of M’s games in the 90’s, three or four games M’s games in 2001, maybe 4-5 games from 2002-2006, three games last year, and the WBC semifinal between Korea and Japan. Even when I attended high school or college sporting events, my school would invariably lose. Since I only get to attend games sporadically, I had chalked up the streak to simple luck. In fact, I don’t even think I was even aware of the ‘curse’ until about two years ago, but since then, with every subsequent loss I witnessed live, my worry had grew until it became something closer to a genuine fear.

So it was with not a little bit of trepidation that I tagged along with my brother to the Big A today. I didn’t say anything about my bad luck streak the whole game, and for the most part, it seemed I would have nothing to worry about. With Batista coasting and a comfortable-enough lead it seemed I could finally forget about this whole stupid business. Then Lowe unraveled in the ninth, and suddenly I was petrified. When Vlad came up, I made a silent promise to myself that if we lost this game, it would be the last game I would see live. Any other course of action would be reckless and irresponsible.

So, thank you, thank you, thank you Ryan Rowland-Smith. When the Seahawks make the Superbowl and when the Mariners make the World Series, I can buy my tickets with a clear conscience and it’s all because of you, you sexy badass motherfucker.

This was the first Mariner victory I've attended since '02

and that’s not to say that I don’t go to games – it was tough in college, so it was probably about 10 losses in a row before yesterday.

Thanks Ryan Rowland-Smith for a. Not walking the decayed corpse of Garret Anderson and b. NOT WALKING HIM.

I was at the game

I think I’ll have to remind myself next time to check and make sure its not little league day before going, nothing worse than a bunch of spoiled rich little OC brats.

The game was pretty enjoyable for the most part, Sexson’s home run bounced something like 4 rows in front of my seats before going over the railing.

Angels fans largely ignored the game and spent more time booing the security guards for popping beach balls than they did cheering or booing the game. This is the second game I’ve been to and it seems like they only care when Vlad is batting or when its the 9th inning. I think before the 9th the only play they cheered about was when Ichiro dodged Napoli out of the base path.

Also I feel responsible for Morrow’s suckitude. When he was warming up while Lowe was on the mound I kept yelling at Lowe to throw strikes so that we wouldn’t have to see Morrow (I was close enough to the pen to be within earshot). I doubt this really had any affect on Morrow but I still felt responsible.

That being said, there is no better feeling than to go from the brink of vomiting at a blown loss to seeing 28k fans have the wind knocked out of them as their hero GA strikes out.

Also big lulz at all the people who left after the 8th, good job assholes.

Command & Control

Can someone link to a good discussion of the distinction between command and control? I read LL & USSM in order to learn, but these terms baffle me and I haven’t easily found a neat discussion. (Jeff’s post cracked me up endlessly, by the way. I love this site!)

I don't know where to find a good discussion

but here’s the idea in its most basic form:

Control: ability to throw strikes
Command: ability to pitch to a specific spot

Or, in even simpler terms,

Control: Something Horacio Ramirez doesn’t have
Command: Something Horacio Ramirez doesn’t have.

I rec'd this post as LOL-worthy

In the same sense, of course, that the similarly-pesky Carol actually made some pretty funny comments herself…

You’ll still have your “Your car is uglier than I am. Oops, that didn’t come out right. ” moments, I presume. But at least you got this one right.

Nice…

Thanks Paul! Finally, I get some recognition!
Don't get cocky, kid
Nice job Coach..I laughed...be this witty and less a 16 year old pre-pubescent

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