Seattle: 10-10
Baltimore: 11-8
Game 1: Felix Hernandez vs Jeremy Guthrie
Game 2: Carlos Silva vs Daniel Cabrera
Game 3: R.A. Dickey vs Adam Loewen*
Oh goodie, we get to see Daniel Cabrera this time around, paired up in a battle of opposites with Carlos Silva. Cabrera's control problems aren't any better but he's compensated by striking out fewer batters and allowing more homeruns. Wait, that's bad. Which is good for us. Cabrera enters the series with a FIP of 6.57.
Guthrie still isn't striking anyone out and is allowing way too many homeruns to be successful long term. So far though his defense is bailing him out as he stands with a 5.76 FIP.
Adam Loewen has walked more batters than he's struck out, and allowed way too many homeruns. Sound familiar? So will this part. He's been awful and has managed to look only terrible thanks to his defense. He enters the series with a 7.30 FIP.

Likely Starters:
C Ramon Hernandez
1 Kevin Millar
2 Brian Roberts^
3 Melvin Mora
S Luis Hernandez
L Luke Scott*
C Adam Jones
R Nick Markakis*
D Aubrey Huff*
Scott and Markakis are off to rousing starts, but the rest of the lineup is...well...only Kevin Millar has an OPS+ over 100 and it stands at 106. They draw an average number of walks, strike out an average number of times and see an average number of pitches per PA. What they do do, is steal. 2nd in the AL in successful steals it will be important for the Ms to keep an eye on Roberts and Markakis. And for the love of sanity, don't let Adam Jones beat us.
There's a small chance we could see Bedard back for game three which would be a big boost to the club, but I wouldn't be counting on anything. However, we should be near to getting J.J. Putz back into the bullpen which is going to necessitate a roster move from the bullpen. The lefties are safe as is Sean Green so the candidates seem to be Morrow, Corcoran or Lowe assuming Dickey stays up until Bedard comes back and Baek isn't dealt off. Corcoran's been effective for McLaren so it might be more likely to see either Morrow or Lowe sent down. Given that it is the Mariners, I'd start preparing for Mark Lowe to get optioned back to Tacoma.
Is Richie Sexson back? On one hand, it's a very small sample size and there are still games where he looks like Beltre sans talent at the plate. On the other, we've rarely seen Sexson be actually successful at the start of the year. Though the first 20 games, Sexson's OPS while with the Mariners have been: .821, .693 and .606 with nine walks being the most he had drawn in that span. Sexson's OPS stands at a robust .875 with 14 walks drawn and one can only imagine that with some renewed spark, he might start getting pitched around more. Hopefully he maintains his newfound discipline even in the wake of recovering power.
Is Kenji Johjima finished? On one hand, Kenji's been a fast starter the previous two years with OPSs of .854 and .913 through his first 17 games in 2006 and 2007. He's at a paltry .512 right now and while the increased walk rate is nice, he's hacking away at anything near the zone seeing a career low 3.2 pitches per plate appearance. One the other, Johjima's line drive rate is consistent with his career figures at 18.9%, a perfectly respectable number and his groundball rate hasn't changed much suggesting his overall approach isn't much different. What is different is a spike in infield flys and a correspondingly low BABIP. Expect both of those to regress and Kenji to go back to being an mild asset with his bat while we give Clement a year more to gestate and feed on Triple-A pitching.
Lions Winter Ale
Granville Island Brewery. Kelowna, BC
Good luck finding this one. Granville Island doesn't export outside of British Columbia but man oh man, this one is worth the drive up north to get. I am referring in specific to the winter ale, but it could be said for many of their lines for Granville Island is certainly a brewery worthy of considering amongst any of America's west coast. It pours a ruby red and through taste and smell is very reminiscent of Newcastle Brown Ale, possibly even a touch better and with a smidgen more of a chocolate finish. I should mention that Newcastle [on tap] is one of my favorite beers. Pity their football team blows ass. Overall this instantly jumped up the ranks to settle in as one of my preferred beers and will certainly be a must get every time I head across the border.
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I will kill someone if we don't win this series.
seattlebruin - April 21, 2008
Well said.
The Alaskan - April 21, 2008
Kenji's LD% is 20.4??
Weird the things that stats tell you that the naked eye doesn’t
seattlebruin - April 21, 2008
Hmmm
fangraphs has him at 18.9%. Did you get the LD data from somewhere else?
seattlebruin - April 21, 2008
I got it from THT, but I got it yesterday night before that day's stats were in the DB.
I’ll update it.
Matthew - April 21, 2008
I was just thinking that
exact same thing, because I don’t remember any line drives hardly at all from Kenji… unless they consider floaters over the infield that fall for hits to be linedrives.
MfaninAlaska - April 21, 2008
Well I'd assume those are counted as line drives
but I don’t think its necessarily repeatable to be able to hit bloop liners over the IF to get to a ~league average LD%. Does seem like Kenji hasn’t really hit the ball hard this year though.
seattlebruin - April 21, 2008
floaters usually aren't considered line drives
but it’s up to the discretion of the game charter.
Matthew - April 21, 2008
What do they count them as? OF flies?
Seems kinda counter-intuitive to me I guess
seattlebruin - April 21, 2008
yeah, flyball is what I'd guess.
Matthew - April 21, 2008
or, depending on the PBP data company,
they can be called “fliners.” Where these end up in the GB/LD/FB trichotomy, I don’t know, but I guess I’d assume FB.
marc w - April 21, 2008
heh... floaters...
Bearskin Rugburn - April 21, 2008
KJ walking
So he’s walking more (min 4 p/pa) yet seeing fewer pitches, which implies that in his other ABs are far worse than 3.2 p/pa.
Gosh.
MarkE - April 21, 2008
Based on that pitching, how is Baltimore 11-8?
Llewdor - April 21, 2008
Team ERA is barely worse than league average
Defense and luck are aiding them a ton. And their offense hasn’t been bad.
Matthew - April 21, 2008
that would be thanks to us
if we didn’t blow two games they’d be 9-10, and if we’d beat the tar out of them as we fucking should have done they’d be 7-12 and we’d be at the top of the division. The fact that we’re at only .500 with our schedule is nothing short of pathetic.
Bearskin Rugburn - April 21, 2008
I just checked their schedule so far.
Baltimore has been played pretty tough by Tampa Bay, they’ve split series with Toronto and the White Sox, and they were destroyed by Texas. But, they’re coming off a series victory over the Yankees.
I’ll describe them as erratic.
Llewdor - April 21, 2008
Well, we've lost two of our key pitchers...
I’d say that with Bedard and Putz out as long as they have been—being at .500 is very respectable. Especially since we’re .500 vs. LAnaheim.
PositivePaul - April 21, 2008
Huzzah to Newcastle on tap
Although I’m a fan regardless.
cwel87 - April 21, 2008
you drink that filth?
I’m pretty sure its just carbonated ethanol with artificial beer flavor
Bearskin Rugburn - April 21, 2008
This is a false statement
Newcastle on tap is damn nice.
Still probably one of my favorites. Yeah, it’s not as complex as some of the great winter ales, but it’s so damn drinkable.
marc w - April 21, 2008
I always find it odd that the Granville Island Brewery
isn’t on Granville Island. Maybe it used to be – who knows?
Llewdor - April 21, 2008
I always found it odd that Granville Island isn't an island.
Matthew - April 21, 2008
I found it surprising how painful the next day can be after playing all night on a poorly lit private ski slope.
Thingray - April 21, 2008
It used to be an island.
Llewdor - April 21, 2008
How can something go from being an island, to not being an island?
Thingray - April 21, 2008
By becoming connected to the mainland
Graham MacAree - April 21, 2008
I understand the concept, but this doesn't usually happen via natural processes.
Thingray - April 21, 2008
Sandbar growth would do it
Graham MacAree - April 21, 2008
Is that what happened in this case?
I would think that’s a fairly rare occurence.
Thingray - April 21, 2008
I looked it up, apparently they used landfill to connnect it to the mainland as an expansion project for industrial land.
Thingray - April 21, 2008
But worse, it wasn't originally an island, either.
In 1886, the area was dredged and filled to create more land for industrial uses, and two sandbars were inadvertantly converted to an island. This was named “Industrial Island”. However, the island sat directly below the Granville Street Bridge, and the name Granville Island was more widely used and eventually stuck.
Then, there was a plan to fill the entire inlet to create yet more land, but most of the industries on Granville Island relied on the ready supply of water that came from being on and island, so they lobbied to have only the area just south of the island filled, and this converted the island into a peninsula.
So, it was a man-made island, and then made made it not an island anymore.
Llewdor - April 21, 2008
God Bless Man.
Where would Nature be without him?
The Alaskan - April 21, 2008
That's nothing
Those whole man-made islands in Dubai … now that’s a definite sign of Man being a little to intelligent in the “how to do it” department….
MfaninAlaska - April 21, 2008
Everything is crazy in Dubai
Too much money.
^Palm island under construction
Graham MacAree - April 21, 2008
HA HA!
...phallic.
Eyebrows - April 21, 2008
So what's the outer ring?
A diaphragm?
The Alaskan - April 21, 2008
If you're serious, it's a seawall to protect the inner (main) island.
They’re also working on a set of islands that will look like a map of the earth from above.
Thingray - April 21, 2008
The amount of energy going into these products is stupid
Graham MacAree - April 21, 2008
There's 3 or 4 different sets of those man made
Palm, the world and a couple others I can’t recall right now…. I’ve seen the making of them on the discovery channel or one of those other learning type channels.
For the world islands they’re having problems finding enough under water sand.
MfaninAlaska - April 21, 2008
I've seen the same shows.
It’s interesting how they dredge for the sand, but seems a little like they are raping the ocean floor.
Thingray - April 21, 2008
yeah I thought the same thing
wonder what the ecological studies were on doing something like that… . oh wait they probably didn’t do any….. there are 3 palm islands and the world islands in Dubai….
PS.. anyone else having problems replying … everything I click reply it asks me if I want to join… when I ok it it says I’m already a member of LL… this just started happening.
MfaninAlaska - April 21, 2008
I've been having that problem
for the last hour or so.
Eyebrows - April 21, 2008
It's doing it to me too.
Thingray - April 21, 2008
It did it for me once.
I just logged out and logged back in and haven’t had a problem since.
Double06 - April 21, 2008
the ocean floor is asking for it
going around all tarted up like some hussy
Eyebrows - April 21, 2008
CapSea - April 21, 2008
you beat me to it asshole
but I’m still posting mine because I skipped over the “thewolfweb.com” image in my GIS.

Eyebrows - April 21, 2008
Here in Mariner land, we like to go for the most blatantly available
rather than the one that makes the most sense or is of the highest quality.
CapSea - April 21, 2008
hahaha
hilarious.
Eyebrows - April 21, 2008
Sure it does.
The entire northwest from about Spokane west is made of Microcontinents, roughly the size of Vancouver Island. As the North-American plate travels west ward, it picks these islands up. Imagine Carlos Silva colliding with Willie, which would create a super greasy, gritty, ground-baller who could steal bases.
InSpokane - April 21, 2008
Adam Jones
At the risk of sounding like a bad Mariners fan, I’d really like to see Adam Jones do well in this series (and for the entire year).
I don’t feel like the M’s organization ever gave him a fair shake, and I’m excited for him to have the good career we are all expecting from him even if it’s not in a Mariners uniform.
Jeff Nye - April 21, 2008
I already hate Adam Jones
Graham MacAree - April 21, 2008
What happened to buying a Baltimore Jones jersey?
BrettJMiller - April 21, 2008
I saw him in a Baltimore Jones jersey
Graham MacAree - April 21, 2008
Clement will be glad to know he doesn't have to feel Jealous of Adam at all anymore.
BrettJMiller - April 21, 2008
he made sport centers top ten plays in a baltimore jersey
that kind of makes me not like him
InSpokane - April 21, 2008
Your mother would be ashamed of you.
The Alaskan - April 21, 2008
Probably, but for reasons other than that.
Jeff Nye - April 21, 2008
"Why can't you be more like your brother, The Science Guy" - Jeff Nye's mom
Am I right?
My mom wants me to shave and get a haircut. And move to Sequim. She’s 0-fer.
The Alaskan - April 21, 2008
who the hell wants to move to Sequim?
BrianL - April 21, 2008
Old people, apparently.
The Alaskan - April 21, 2008
The weather is mild and very dry for western Washington
and a small ski resort is very close by. I’d get bored of the area pretty quickly, but it has its attractions.
Double06 - April 21, 2008
my father in-law wants to retire there
InSpokane - April 21, 2008
Stop touching yourself in her bedroom closet.
Jed MC - April 21, 2008
Question about beers
I recently started taking an interest in trying to find beer that I enjoy
(so far Guiness is meh, Sam Adams Spring Ale isn’t too bad)
I know there’s been tons of discussion on beer, but is there an easy way to find some of the threads on LL approved booze?
Is search still borked
bluemax - April 21, 2008
borked?
gah hit post too soon!
bluemax - April 21, 2008
What kinds of beer do you like now?
You can’t have had only two beers…. what’s your favorite right now?
marc w - April 21, 2008
I'm pretty certain
that I’ve only had 2 types of beer so far. I really haven’t done much drinking in my life.
bluemax - April 21, 2008
Then you've come to the right place
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2008
Uh, OK.
You should probably just try some stuff and see what tastes good to you. But like Jeff says, you’ve come to the right place – go to the beer thread and just…I don’t know, go nuts (in a responsible fashion that does not involve drunk driving).
marc w - April 21, 2008
But do not begin with IPA's or anything rough
start with wheats or pale ales or something and work your way up. Otherwise you’ll just blast yourself right out of beerdom forever.
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2008
Well
If you’re looking for something you can probably find at your local grocery store, I’d recommend Rogue, Alaskan Amber, or HW Pyramid, and Fat Tire is okay.
OlSalty - April 21, 2008
Fat Tire is a good one for beginners. Although I wouldn't recommend having as many of them as I did this weekend.
Thingray - April 21, 2008
Or you can start like I did on the smooth smooth taste of Henry's Private Reserve.
Can’t get enough of that wonderful Henry’s.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - April 21, 2008
I forgot to say that it fills your Q Zone with pure beer goodness.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - April 21, 2008
Henry's was the beginning of my beer snobbery.
Thingray - April 21, 2008
You've come so far.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - April 21, 2008
Actually, it was a Fat Tire weekend, so I've regressed a bit.
Thingray - April 21, 2008
Never let your girlfriend by the beer for a trip to the mountains.
Thingray - April 21, 2008
Fat Tire actually sounds like a good beer for that.
It’s pretty light, has a decent flavor, and can be consumed in great quantities. Though sounds like you might’ve had a bit much this last weekend.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - April 21, 2008
I'm not sure if it was too many beers, too many high-speed crashes on the slopes, or a combination of the two.
But I feel like I was hit by a bus today.
Thingray - April 21, 2008
I am quite a fan of Henry's PR
seattlesundevil - April 21, 2008
I still drink it on occasion.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - April 21, 2008
For a fruity chick beer, their blackberry wheat was pretty good.
Jed MC - April 21, 2008
I haven't had that one.
I just know that the McMenamins’ Ruby Ale is fucking DISGUSTING.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - April 21, 2008
Man, I haven't been there in a long time
Matthew - April 21, 2008
Well, if you go in the future please, for the sake of your taste buds, don't drink the Ruby.
It’s fruity disgustingness.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - April 21, 2008
some of us like fruity...
Robert - April 21, 2008
Have you had the Ruby?
I understand liking fruity beers. I’ve had some that aren’t too bad, but the Ruby is especially bad.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - April 21, 2008
I wouldn't
I’d stick with the stout and their darker ale whose name I forgot. Hammerhead?
Matthew - April 21, 2008
Yep.
Their stout (Terminator) is quite good, too.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - April 21, 2008
yeah, those are the only two I've had
I think they came up in a thread here about a year ago which is when I first gave them a looksee and in that thread there was much lamenting about their ruby ale sucking ass.
Matthew - April 21, 2008
Maybe it's just me, but I didn't care for Henry's PR.
I really didn’t like the aftertaste. I liked Henry’s Blonde Ale some and I liked their Belgian Style Wheat, but the PR turned me off of Henry’s for a good while.
I haven’t heard many good things about Blue Boar, but I’m anxiously awaiting to see some more of their Summer Wheat Ale as the weather warms up. I’ve been really meaning to try that.
Double06 - April 21, 2008
I haven't seen Rogue
but I think I saw Alaskan and I know I saw plenty of HW Pyramid. I grabbed a chocolate stout by some company whose name I can’t recall, and I think after that I’ll try some Pyramid.
bluemax - April 21, 2008
Alaskan is pretty prevalent.
The Amber is excellent. I’m working on a 24 of Summer that I got at Costco at a good price.
The Alaskan - April 21, 2008
bookmark this link
http://beermapping.com/brewery-maps/
InSpokane - April 21, 2008
If that was a rickroll I was gonna be pissed.
Thingray - April 21, 2008
I don't rick roll
InSpokane - April 21, 2008
Especially not when a beer link is involved.
Thingray - April 21, 2008
especially. It's a pretty comprehensive list
I’m moving to San Fran so I have to figure out the better places to drink beer.
InSpokane - April 21, 2008
Ireland's 32
is a great bar. As is Murio’s Trophy Room, and the Owl Tree. But I have an affinity for dive-y bars, so if you want something more sophisticated, I can’t help you.
But Murio’s Trophy Room does have a whole bunch of Anton LaVey art on the walls, because he was a regular who paid his bar tab in art instead of money, so that’s something.
pdb - April 21, 2008
I don’t care about ambiance, just that they get good beer.
I’ll check them out when I get down there.
InSpokane - April 21, 2008
They do.
None of them brew their own but they all have good stuff on tap.
pdb - April 21, 2008
perfect
InSpokane - April 21, 2008
I just looked at Ireland's 32 web site I think I could almost walk there from where I'm going to live
InSpokane - April 21, 2008
I'm jealous that you're moving to San Francisco.
I love the Northwest, but there’s something about San Francisco that makes me fall in love with it every time I’m there.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - April 21, 2008
Just watch out for hippies.
Thingray - April 21, 2008
i went to western and lived in OLY
I think I’ve learned how to deal with them
InSpokane - April 21, 2008
argh I hate hippies more than Cartman
Corco - April 21, 2008
so i'm guessing you don't live moscow
InSpokane - April 21, 2008
Moscow is a fucking ghetto
Pullman is where it’s at
Corco - April 21, 2008
Pullman is ghetto too
InSpokane - April 21, 2008
It's fucking Fort Lauderdale compared to Moscow
Corco - April 21, 2008
i'll give you that
InSpokane - April 21, 2008
I have a good friend in Pullman
He has a Purple Heart.
Llewdor - April 21, 2008
I now this might sound silly
I love it there, but I’m pretty happy here in spo-town
InSpokane - April 21, 2008
Young's Double Chocolate Stout?
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2008
it's the only chocolate stout you'd ever need.
shit, craving.
Matthew - April 21, 2008
I'm beginning to regret my insistence on always buying something new
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2008
this is why I buy two of everything
and keep a reserve stock of beers I know I enjoy. My wine rack has slowly become dominated by 750mL beer bottles. I think I have a Young’s still in stock.
Matthew - April 21, 2008
...looks like Jeff may be headed back to the store...
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2008
Yes that was it
I take it this was $2 well spent?
bluemax - April 21, 2008
God yes
OlSalty - April 21, 2008
Mother of God yes
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2008
Like drinking ice cream..
only at 6%
CapSea - April 21, 2008
If ice cream were like 500 times more delicious
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2008
Right. If that.
CapSea - April 21, 2008
Should be in the HOF threads.
Also, Mac and Jacks.
CapSea - April 21, 2008
Where are the HOF threads?
This is a new concept to me.
bluemax - April 21, 2008
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/4/16/411688/your-ll-hof-ballot
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/4/20/427863/your-sanitized-ll-hof-ball
Also available on your right hand sidebar.
CapSea - April 21, 2008
I love this
InSpokane - April 21, 2008
That may be my favorite IPA
Pet Rock - April 21, 2008
I also enjoy Boundary Bay
InSpokane - April 21, 2008
Let me guess, you're a Banner Bank customer?
Thingray - April 21, 2008
It's amazing how we're all connected to the same beer.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - April 21, 2008
Ed was at a Boundary Bay event at a local bar
and all I could think about was that damned ad.
Hey, does that Dave Marshbank guy like, want to hang out now? Is he always begging for free beer?
marc w - April 21, 2008
i hate those Commercials
InSpokane - April 21, 2008
They did give Bucky his last baseball related paycheck.
Jed MC - April 21, 2008
Sam Admas had a recall
something about glass shards in their bottles.
eknpdx - April 21, 2008
I am the single most unlucky bastard here.
Underage and a chronic liver problem.
No beer for me. Ever.
:(
BrianL - April 21, 2008
Ouch! That sucks. At least you can put all the money you save on beer to good use on baseball stuff.
Thingray - April 21, 2008
Hellooooo Felix jersey.
BrianL - April 21, 2008
straight to heroin for you, then
pdb - April 21, 2008
Well I suppose that works.
I’m a jazz saxophonist after all. I think it’s in the job requirements.
BrianL - April 21, 2008
Quick question
Guessing this has been explained in the past, but the asterisk next to Adam Loewen – does that just mean you aren’t sure who is starting? Is their rotation really not set yet? Just curious, because I was hoping to see Brian Burres pitch (met him last year here through my girlfriend). I know he started earlier in the year, but I couldn’t tell you for sure if he’s still in the rotation. I know he bounced back and forth a bit last year.
Eyebrows - April 21, 2008
* is LHP
Graham MacAree - April 21, 2008
oh.
thanks.
Eyebrows - April 21, 2008
yeah, asterisk = left-handed; carot = switch
Matthew - April 21, 2008
Heh...
- From the Oriole’s web site…Yeah, like people will boo someone they probably don’t even know was a Mariner. I know I’m completely biased, but I still say GS52 is one of the most underrated and under-appreciated players in the game. I’ll still never forget having to point GS52 and Putz out to the reporter when they were down here in Oly for the Caravan (and the reporter was assigned to cover the event).
But, yeah, thanks to GS52 (and elsid, of course), I’m taking Joey to the game tomorrow. I cannot wait to see the look on his face when I tell him to bend his freakin’ brim!
PositivePaul - April 21, 2008
I don't know about you,
but I’m bringing batteries.
The Alaskan - April 21, 2008
The last time I was at a Mariners game, the fans around me didn't even know who Sherrill was
when he came into the game.
But then, these fans were calling on Putz in the 7th, and thought he should be able to pitch 3 innings every game.
Llewdor - April 21, 2008
Exactly. This is precisely what I'm saying...
I’ll wear my 52 Sherrill M’s jersey with pride tomorrow.
PositivePaul - April 21, 2008
Back when soldiers walked into battle, closers went three innings every game.
I’m sure that’s what they’re thinking of.
Thingray - April 21, 2008
and throw 100 lbs balls
InSpokane - April 21, 2008
Is this another one of those Coach moments I missed?
BrianL - April 21, 2008
Yep.
Thingray - April 21, 2008
I'm sure you were part of the community then
since it happened three weeks ago
It’s in the LL HOF – Soldiers have it easy now-a-days
seattlebruin - April 21, 2008
I love the thread.
But HOF worthy? Debatable. I doubt anyone will remember this, save for the occasional meme.
CapSea - April 21, 2008
I think the thread is HOF worthy also for the precedent of 1000 comment pregame threads
that involve at least one meltdown from Coach
seattlebruin - April 21, 2008
But this is also why we should have voted on the Hall of Fame
seattlebruin - April 21, 2008
Still not too late
not like it’s been sidebar’d
JI - April 21, 2008
I say we go for a voting system
complete with secret ballots, articles on ESPN.com, and the blacklisting of articles suspected to have used PEDs
seattlebruin - April 21, 2008
also this thread has been cited as an all time favorite by some
JI - April 21, 2008
Ah that's how I missed it.
I was actually celebrating Felix Day at Safeco.
BrianL - April 21, 2008
Coach Meltdown > Felix Day
or something like that…
seattlebruin - April 21, 2008
Nothing > Felix day.
CapSea - April 21, 2008
A night with Scarlett Johansson?
BrianL - April 21, 2008
And that's all you get because
she doesn’t believe in monogamy.
And all of America’s men rejoice.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - April 21, 2008
That's all I ask for.
BrianL - April 21, 2008
100 pound balls?
JI - April 21, 2008
It makes walking tough, but you look bad-ass.
Thingray - April 21, 2008
But you'd be terribly vulnerable to COCKPUNCHER!
STEVEN SEAGAL
IS
COCKPUNCHER
Llewdor - April 21, 2008
I thought that was JJ?
Thingray - April 21, 2008
Not in the movie version.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-u8oyZAgeY
Llewdor - April 21, 2008
That 100 lb. halberd thing really bothers me.
Throughout history, major conflicts have always been won by the side where the soldiers carried total gear (weapons and armour) weighing closer to 70 lb. While the sorts of medieval types who wielded halberds did carry way more than 70 lb. of gear (which is why the Mongols kicked their ass at the Battle of Wahlstatt), most of that was armour. While the halberd was too heavy to be much of a swinging weapon, it was used much like a long spear, and 100 lb. out at the end of a pole would be far too heavy for any human to wield effectively.
Llewdor - April 21, 2008
Yes, that's why it's funny
OlSalty - April 21, 2008
You know what else is funny?
Christopher Walken whenever he hosts SNL.
Coach Owens - April 21, 2008
He should carry a halberd next time.
Llewdor - April 21, 2008
Maybe he should!
And he could poke sleeping people with it!
Coach Owens - April 21, 2008
Are they trying to sneak into a castle hidden on a wagon?
This is so an in-game cinematic from Medieval II: Total War.
Llewdor - April 21, 2008
Don't you feel the least bit dirty about that?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 21, 2008
A halberd would never weigh more than 30 lbs
20 is more like it at the most generally.
Fett42 - April 21, 2008
Adam and George - Expulsion from Eden
rickpo - April 21, 2008
Not to nitpick but....
Jones is mirrored and in a Rainiers jersey. I like the idea though.
BrettJMiller - April 21, 2008
Yeah...
And that AJ picture looks familiar…
PositivePaul - April 22, 2008
Nice.
redwolf75 - April 22, 2008
i'm planning on going myself tonight
I am gonna try and catch George when he’s in the bullpen and give him some applause/congrats. Hopefully he doesn’t get to appear in any save situations this series.
jtopps - April 22, 2008
I bet the Mariners hitters
beat up Adam Loewen in game three.
JTDuck22 - April 21, 2008
Just like they *didn't* do in the last series?
redwolf75 - April 21, 2008
They always do in MLB 2K8.
Loewen is so easy to hit in that I can’t believe it.
Llewdor - April 21, 2008
MLB 2K8 is also part of the worst video game "franchise" ever.
Coach Owens - April 21, 2008
Because it doesnt come out on the Wii?
Just because your mom only wants you playing Wii Checkers, does not mean that all other games are worthless.
Christian - April 21, 2008
No. MLB 2K games suck.
MVP was good.
Coach Owens - April 21, 2008
High Heat was the best.
BrianL - April 21, 2008
I wanted to play that game. But sadly it didn't come out on
Xbox.
Coach Owens - April 21, 2008
Regardless of how much I enjoy 08 the show
The peak of baseball games died with MVP 2005
BrettJMiller - April 21, 2008
At least you can get updates for it!
Coach Owens - April 21, 2008
I'm playing on the PSP and for some reason I can't get WiFi to work on it...
BrettJMiller - April 21, 2008
I haven't gotten Wifi on the PSP version
of the Show to work this year. I think its fuxxed.
bluemax - April 21, 2008
baseballmogulbaseballmogulbaseballmogulbaseballmogul
Robert - April 21, 2008
I'll wait until they give it away for free again
I almost flunked my last set of classes because I spent all my time leading the 1995 M’s to the glory they should have had.
bluemax - April 21, 2008
This is the sole reason I won't get into Baseball Mogul.
I just know I’ll get too addicted to it and it’ll ruin my life.
Double06 - April 21, 2008
yesyesyesyes
Corco - April 21, 2008
Although you're titled to your opinion, Christian.
Coach Owens - April 21, 2008
Strike one.
entitled.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - April 21, 2008
Your sense of what is good and what sucks, I feel really no one takes seriously.
Christian - April 21, 2008
Well, the 2K games ARE pretty shitty.
BrettJMiller - April 21, 2008
To clarify, EA fixed the flaws in Madden (most of them) despite getting exclusive liscence to the NFL
2K seemed to take having the only baseball game on the market for granted.
BrettJMiller - April 21, 2008
I'm still trying to get over the fact
that EA bought Bioware.
I’m calling it now. Mass Effect: The Street will be in stores Q1 2009.
BrianL - April 21, 2008
Ice T and Shannon Sharpe as your soldiers.
Christian - April 21, 2008
That makes me die a little on the inside.
BrianL - April 21, 2008
At least they have kept Tiger Woods Golf decent and havent came out with
Tiger Woods Golf: The Public Courses ‘08. Announcers Charles Barkeley and Stephen A. Smith.
Christian - April 21, 2008
Yes! So I can expect KOTOR III to be even better!
Coach Owens - April 21, 2008
EA's been pretty frank about how badly they screwed up with Westwood
and Bullfrog (they still think Origin was sabotaged from within), so they might not screw up BioWare as much (or as quickly) as they have screwed up other developers in the past.
And either way, I like that Ray and Greg made a killing off the sale.
Llewdor - April 21, 2008
The new patch really made the offline modes a lot better and with the promise
of fixing the online aspect of the game, I won’t say its great. All the problems people have with 2k8, only advanced controls in ranked games, the lag, the speed of the pitches, the Network Difficultie problems have all been addressed by 2k sports, and have said they are working on patches.
Not like it matters though. 2 weeks from tomorrow is GTA 4.
Christian - April 21, 2008
2 weeks?
22 + 7 = 29… It ships on the 29th…
bluemax - April 21, 2008
I could not be more excited for GTA IV.
btw, Christian, I finally stepped up to Xbox Live Gold, so when GTA IV comes out Scruffy, you and I need to do some multiplayer.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - April 21, 2008
Wrong.
The worst franchise ever is clearly Duke Nukem. How long have we been waiting, 3D Realms?!?
HOW FUCKING LONG!?
BrianL - April 21, 2008
All I have to say is the more video games you play that few girls you will sleep with.
InSpokane - April 21, 2008
FALSE
Robert - April 21, 2008
Not if you count digitally animated girls.
I’m tempted to post a list of such games…
Llewdor - April 21, 2008
Release Date is the same day Goonies 2 comes out.
Christian - April 21, 2008
Goonies 2 the videogame?
Because that already came out.
bluemax - April 21, 2008
The movie.
Christian - April 21, 2008
Well
they made Lost Boys 2, so maybe Corey will be ready to sign on for Goonies 2 next!
bluemax - April 21, 2008
This is a movie that should never have a sequel. It was just something rumored
for a long time. The forums for that movie were one of the first sites I ever bookmarked when I first found the internets.
Christian - April 21, 2008
And Chinese Democracy will be the soundtrack to the game.
Goose - April 21, 2008
That album finally came out?
Fin - April 21, 2008
No. That's the joke.
Goose - April 21, 2008
I heard that it's finished
...which makes me sad: Guns & Roses is terrible, and this saga is hilarious.
JI - April 21, 2008
I've heard that so often in the last 10 years
that I will believe it when I see it. But when I do see it? DR PEPPER BITCHES.
pdb - April 21, 2008
Oh, and Guns n Roses weren't terrible
when all they had was Appetite For Destruction. That was and is a phenomenal record. I fear that every song on Chinese Democracy will be November Rain mixed with, oh god, I don’t know what. But it’ll be epically bad, I’m sure.
pdb - April 21, 2008
I don't know, I liked Use Your Illusion I and II.
And November Rain was fantastic.
Goose - April 21, 2008
wrong
Guns & Roses is a terrible fucking band and Axl Rose is a horrible singer whenever he opens his mouth is sounds like someone is stepping on his balls.
JI - April 21, 2008
I think some magazine has reviewed it.
JI - April 21, 2008
argh
I bought tickets to see them in Sacramento LAST JANUARY and they cancelled to “finish up the album”
Corco - April 21, 2008
Lol at actually buying G & R tickets this century.
Fin - April 22, 2008
The question is, with Duke Nukem Forever
be worse than Daikatana?
Llewdor - April 21, 2008
That would be a pretty hard thing to accomplish.
BrianL - April 21, 2008
I have a feeling it'll be like Turning Point: FoL
Overhyped and unfinished
OlSalty - April 21, 2008
No one's hyped DNF since 2002
Llewdor - April 21, 2008
I dunno
there was a new teaser a few months ago!
bluemax - April 21, 2008
When it's about to come out, they'll hype it like crazy
Then it will end up being a piece of crap with 4 year old graphics or something.
OlSalty - April 21, 2008
Question
is there a key somewhere explaining the stats Jeff likes to use here. There are a lot of acronyms and I only know what some of them mean (and I could have those wrong). I’m thinking maybe a post somewhere not just saying what they are but why Jeff (or others) consider them to be better indicators of succes.
any links?
thanks
Snuffleupagus - April 21, 2008
the references sidebar on the left
are where most if not all of the stats mentioned are housed, but if you have any specific questions, feel free to ask.
Matthew - April 21, 2008
This comment gives me a good idea...
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2008
waffles?
Matthew - April 21, 2008
Always a good idea
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2008
Snuffleupagus is the Babe Ruth of muppet like characters.
CapSea - April 21, 2008
Waffles?
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2008
always a good idea
Matthew - April 21, 2008
+ Sam Adams?
OlSalty - April 21, 2008
Huh?
Mild asset? He might not equal Clement’s potential, but Kenji is one of the best hitting catchers in baseball. Can you explain this, Matthew?
Coach Owens - April 21, 2008
He's not talking relative to position I don't think. A .750 OPS is a mild asset with the bat.
Regardless of whatever any other catcher does.
BrettJMiller - April 21, 2008
I was considering position
I was just considering 2008 going forward, rather than 2006 or 2007, when yes, Johjima was one of the better (best is pretty strong) hitting catchers in the majors, roughly 10th best in both ‘06 and ‘07.
Matthew - April 21, 2008
was != is
I don’t expect him to match 2007 numbers.
Matthew - April 21, 2008
He -was- one of the better hitting catchers
Now he is not. He has aged another year and that regression needs to be factored in.
Catchers do not tend to have long careers and it wouldn’t be unprecedented if he completely tanked this season…..even though I personally don’t think he’ll be as bad as he has been so far.
OlSalty - April 21, 2008
Keep in mind
Catchers seem to be the halfbacks of football. Their expected lifetime isn’t as long as most other positions, which is why you saw guys like Piazza moving to 1B or DH later in their careers.
Kenji may be getting to the point where the physical wear and tear of being a catcher for so many years is starting to take its toll when he’s at the plate.
BrianL - April 21, 2008
halfbacks of baseball, dangit.
I’m going to sleep and try this again in the morning.
BrianL - April 21, 2008
Where the obvious lesson to be learned is
that amount of hits taken and career length are inversely proportional (duh)
seattlebruin - April 22, 2008
Beer threads make me sad.
Mariner John - April 21, 2008
Not as sad as they make me.
BrianL - April 21, 2008
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