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a pretty disastrous April. Wasn’t the general consensus the Mariners needed to jump off to a huge division lead during this weak schedule? Geoff I think that was you who said that.
Vidro’s double landed him another two months of veteran entitlement Lowe is on his way to Tacoma Geoff Baker will be forced to rationalize and defend his bashing of Adam Jones.
How can managers not get it
after all these years?
BrianL - April 24, 2008
You've been a Mariners for how long?
Managerial incompetence is par for the course.
ningwers - April 24, 2008
Mariners fan*
ningwers - April 24, 2008
Ten minutes ago you said you were sleeping
Jeff Sullivan - April 24, 2008
Clearly my brain has already turned off
ningwers - April 24, 2008
Ichiro hurts ningwers' sleep cycles by being awesome
JLC - April 24, 2008
Think of the children, Ichiro
Jeff Sullivan - April 24, 2008
Children?
Respect your elders
ningwers - April 24, 2008
Go play in your mansion
Jeff Sullivan - April 24, 2008
It's pretty hollow in there without the many beautiful women on top of a large pile of money
ningwers - April 24, 2008
First the mansion
then the women and piles and women in piles.
Jeff Sullivan - April 24, 2008
I plan to swim through the pile like Scrooge McDuck
ningwers - April 24, 2008
That's erotic in a Hostel 2 kind of way
Jeff Sullivan - April 24, 2008
Although I guess you were probably talking about piles of money, not piles of women
Jeff Sullivan - April 24, 2008
Sadly, no
ningwers - April 24, 2008
Okay so we're back to body parts
Jeff Sullivan - April 24, 2008
I was hoping for whole, live women
but to each his own, I guess
ningwers - April 24, 2008
I think it's difficult to swim through a pile of whole women
...you’re gonna dream tonight, that’s for damn sure.
Jeff Sullivan - April 24, 2008
Damn straight!
ningwers - April 24, 2008
Duck Tales: The Lost Episodes
JLC - April 24, 2008
There were feathers everywhere...
ningwers - April 24, 2008
Or this?
tootthekazoo - April 24, 2008
I thought we had a monopoly
as far as managerial incompetence.
God I miss Bob Melvin.
BrianL - April 24, 2008
BELTRE!!!
Corco - April 24, 2008
Doesn't he have to actually do something first?
I mean, I know he’s awesome…
The Typical Idiot Fan - April 24, 2008
Would Wilkerson be less sucky if he was batting against lefties?
Fin - April 24, 2008
his career splits say so
Zonis - April 24, 2008
Negative
TrashiDawa - April 24, 2008
No matter what happens, this is gonna be an interesting fangraph.
I also regret missing the hijinks that got certain posters banned from posting photographs. I like being there when idiots attack.
esoteric - April 24, 2008
Their strength v. your strength???
it’s the only reason I can think of
JI - April 24, 2008
Ahhhh and my computer breathes a sigh of relief
Nick S - April 24, 2008
...Morrow.
BrianL - April 24, 2008
chad bradford is handing out
moustache rides tonight
Tony S - April 24, 2008
Poor guy looked like he was going to cry as we watched the Ichiro homer
ningwers - April 24, 2008
he*
Fucking hell I need to get to sleep
ningwers - April 24, 2008
Hopefully he looks like Morrow of last night.
Happybelly - April 24, 2008
Okay, that Keystone commercial is kinda funny
Gomez - April 24, 2008
this game needs more JJ and Bedard
and of course MORE BONDS
MFAN - April 24, 2008
Green pitches to one hitter
burning relievers in a tie game late?
MfaninAlaska - April 24, 2008
BURN THE PEN!!!!
Nick S - April 24, 2008
silva still has some left in his tank
he ate a sammich and his hamstring is fine. he can go at least 2 innings tonight
Tony S - April 24, 2008
Squinty approved.
BrianL - April 24, 2008
good
Green stays in..
MfaninAlaska - April 24, 2008
Good call Alaska
qrsouther - April 24, 2008
where are RA Dickey and Jake Woods
when you really need them?
Tony S - April 24, 2008
right move
wrong result.
MfaninAlaska - April 24, 2008
Bud Selig strikes again
Well this is how to teach responsible management
seattlebruin - April 24, 2008
I don't have a problem with that
Robert - April 24, 2008
They already did their community service by allowing steroids
Jeff Sullivan - April 24, 2008
I love the fiel photo
JI - April 24, 2008
Bradford's pitches seem to sprout up out of the ground on gameday
like he has a cannon buried under the mound or something.
Zu Long - April 24, 2008
Ichiro....
is a long legged-mack daddy.
PLU Tim - April 24, 2008
I wish I was a Diamondbacks fan right now
They are owning.
vkut79 - April 24, 2008
And their home run song...
Is the part of Won’t Get Fooled Again where Roger Daltrey yells real loud. What’s not to like?
dkulich - April 24, 2008
oh fuck me.
BrianL - April 24, 2008
FUCK
Happybelly - April 24, 2008
green is a fucking piece of shit
basebliman - April 24, 2008
No.
just misused
Happybelly - April 24, 2008
Well....
That sucked.
PLU Tim - April 24, 2008
Well, fuck that
Gomez - April 24, 2008
Fuck this.
Fin - April 24, 2008
dammmmmmmmmmm.
MfaninAlaska - April 24, 2008
Brianeffingroberts
qrsouther - April 24, 2008
Are you fucking me?
JLC - April 24, 2008
not yet
Robert - April 24, 2008
well hurry up
i’ve got work tomorrow
JLC - April 24, 2008
always about you
Robert - April 24, 2008
you know that's how you like it
that’s why you haven’t left yet
JLC - April 24, 2008
you dont have to rub it in my face >:(
Robert - April 24, 2008
it's not my fault that God made it so big
JLC - April 24, 2008
Lame
ColeFitz - April 24, 2008
Our bullpen is a friggin' mess
I never thought that would be the case this year…
Omerta - April 24, 2008
Why is SEAN GREEN CONTINUING TO PITCH TO BATTERS WHO CAN HIT LEFT HANDED?
seattlebruin - April 24, 2008
fuck everything
why did you have to come visit me, hope
Nick S - April 24, 2008
Why do the Mariners let Green
pitch to lefties?
BrianL - April 24, 2008
crap
MFAN - April 24, 2008
this game sucks
thenatural - April 24, 2008
TWIST THE KNIFE BALTIMORE
TWIST IT TWIST IT TWIST IT
JLC - April 24, 2008
IM SURE GLAD WE LET GREEN FACE A LEFTY IN A TIE GAME
JI - April 24, 2008
I'm sure glad I stayed awake for this
ningwers - April 24, 2008
You have only yourself to blame, stupid
Jeff Sullivan - April 24, 2008
I'd prefer to blame Rhodes for not eating Roberts when he had the chance
ningwers - April 24, 2008
No brains in there
):<
Jeff Sullivan - April 24, 2008
I guess that would explain Mac's continued survival
ningwers - April 24, 2008
Zombies, clubhouse chemistry positively correlated
Jeff Sullivan - April 24, 2008
this is just all a bad nightmare
now wake up so it can all be over
JLC - April 24, 2008
Truly a "kill self" moment
esoteric - April 24, 2008
.................................................
WHY IS RYAN ROWLAND SMITH JUST STARTING TO THROW NOW NICK FUCKING MARKAKIS IS UP
seattlebruin - April 24, 2008
Because he obviously is not suitable to pitch late in games.
Because he gave up 1 homer.
dkulich - April 24, 2008
Ichiro hurts the team by not knowing when everyone else has agreed to throw the game,
apparently.
Zu Long - April 24, 2008
The key to Batista's success.... LOL
What success… anyone else see that?
Alaska - April 24, 2008
Batista said he found some secret after his start on Sunday and that he wouldn't tell anyone
seattlebruin - April 24, 2008
Michael Jordan gave him some of his special water
DCMariner - April 24, 2008
He now has glowing sweat?
That he will use to fuel SWEET RAVE PARTIES?
Gomez - April 24, 2008
Mora makes all 5 of his kids sad
Nick S - April 24, 2008
Mora has sorta a perma-sad fixation.
qrsouther - April 24, 2008
DID THEY JUST FORGET HE WAS COMING UP?
seattlebruin - April 24, 2008
So basically everyone in our bullpen sucks (right now) except JJ, who has been injured
vkut79 - April 24, 2008
Antisemitic post... NONE SHALL PASS!
Aren’t you all glad of how far I’ve come?
qrsouther - April 24, 2008
I hate this team.
BrianL - April 24, 2008
this team was bound to lose
after McLaren got ejected…
...
...
Tony S - April 24, 2008
Misjudged?
qrsouther - April 24, 2008
Stumbled...
on the cut of the grass.
-Blowers
dkulich - April 24, 2008
Looks like his spikes caught on the warning track.
BrianL - April 24, 2008
Seriously
how do you go 1-6 against the Orioles?
BrianL - April 24, 2008
SEAN GREEN SUCKS DONKEY BALLS AGAINST LEFTIES
JI - April 24, 2008
please stop the failing
lemonverbena - April 24, 2008
GOOD JOB WHOEVER LEFT GREEN IN
HE GOT MARKAKIS OUT
seattlebruin - April 24, 2008
Sherrill is going to get another save against us
isn’t he?
BrianL - April 24, 2008
Look, I don't really care about the whole one out guy thing
I’d rather just let a guy pitch
BUT DEAR GOODNESS, why the HELL would you let someone with such horrific platoon splits to continue to pitch to left handed batters?
??!
seattlebruin - April 24, 2008
For what it's worth Roberts doesn't really have that much power
but on the other hand, yeah…
Jeff Sullivan - April 24, 2008
Yeah, that was just bad luck
but Markakis??
seattlebruin - April 24, 2008
I blame Jim Riggleman for this
Jeff Sullivan - April 24, 2008
So yeah...
Scrappy the Scapegoat obviously took over managing duties… Fuck Scrappy.
dkulich - April 24, 2008
No no
Gomez - April 24, 2008
Mariners baseball: It's less messy than cutting yourself!
Nick S - April 24, 2008
Tony S - April 24, 2008
Someone do something other than Ichiro
I’ll have my grandma bake you cookies.
Omerta - April 24, 2008
Maybe this will get Vidro's bat going
JLC - April 24, 2008
I have a dream
that one day my favorite baseball team will be competently run.
seattlebruin - April 24, 2008
You'd better just toss yourself off a bridge
it’s less painful than holding out hope for that.
BrianL - April 24, 2008
What if my favorite baseball team is the Angels
seattlebruin - April 24, 2008
Do it anyways.
BrianL - April 24, 2008
You became an Indians fan?
ningwers - April 24, 2008
She was giving him the gently caress me eyes
Robert - April 24, 2008
He'll be giving her herpes later
Gomez - April 24, 2008
putz up...
very wishful thinking
basebliman - April 24, 2008
Game over.
Just not quite the way we’re used to.
BrianL - April 24, 2008
Unfortunely maybe we should be getting used to it.
dkulich - April 24, 2008
Wil they swing
At least ONCE at Bradford?
Fuck me,.
Slica - April 24, 2008
STOP HITTING FLY BALLS
YOU COCKSUCKING FATTY
BrianL - April 24, 2008
Sausagesucking.
seattlebruin - April 24, 2008
I didn't even have hope for that flyball
Gomez - April 24, 2008
5-6-7-8
this part of the order will make Bradford look like Cy Young while giving out moustache rides
Tony S - April 24, 2008
I'm calling funk blast
Robert - April 24, 2008
you are not a power hitter you are not a power hitter you are not a power hitter
Nick S - April 24, 2008
FUCK YOU VIDRO
Bonds hits that out of the fucking stadium.
MFAN - April 24, 2008
Maybe if we start making Bonds tall tales...
Sims will read it, buy into his magic, and tell the front office.
dkulich - April 24, 2008
Dear Kenji,
This would be a nice time for you to hit a home run.
Thanks,
seattlebruin - April 24, 2008
Fuck the goddamn world.
Now would be a good time for your first funk blast, Joh
JLC - April 24, 2008
Great.
Now we have to pray for a Kenji FB.
BrianL - April 24, 2008
fuck you markakis
Alaska - April 24, 2008
not PH Norton or Wilkerson
for a struggling Joh…..
Just waive the White Flag.
MfaninAlaska - April 24, 2008
Go to your room and think about what you just said.
I’d rather have a Johjima hitting .021 than WIlkersuck up.
dkulich - April 24, 2008
Johjima is batting .188
vkut79 - April 24, 2008
If Bloomquist gets another chance to bat in this game, I'm going to scream.
The Alaskan - April 24, 2008
get your lungs ready
basebliman - April 24, 2008
GODDAMMIT YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS
The Alaskan - April 24, 2008
Strictly speaking,
Sexson was not “going the other way.”
He was late on a meatball.
Paytheline - April 24, 2008
false hope wooooo
JI - April 24, 2008
PINCH RUN PINCH RUN PINCH RUN PINCH RUN
BrianL - April 24, 2008
You called it!
Bloomquist 2!
Fin - April 24, 2008
KENJI YES
WILLIE UP NOOOOO
Gomez - April 24, 2008
good kenji
redwolf75 - April 24, 2008
PINCH HIT PINCH HIT PINCH HIT
BrianL - April 24, 2008
PH THE S-HITTER AGAINST THE SIDEARMER
JI - April 24, 2008
What the hell?
That can happen?
Jeff Sullivan - April 24, 2008
This would be a good time for Willie run for Joh... oh >:(
ningwers - April 24, 2008
IT'S TOO BAD KENJI DOESN'T RUN VERY FAST
or he’d be on second
seattlebruin - April 24, 2008
Oh my God
Someone has the brains to use the bench!!!
The Typical Idiot Fan - April 24, 2008
PH NORTON
MFAN - April 24, 2008
willie blast!
Alaska - April 24, 2008
Umm Kenji hitting the ball to that side of the field?
Is that legal?
dkulich - April 24, 2008
PINCH HIT PINCH HIT WHY AREN'T YOU PINCH HITTING
Jeff Sullivan - April 24, 2008
without McLaren
this team is like a piano without Stevie Wonder
Tony S - April 24, 2008
More like a broken karaoke machine without drunk guy
Gomez - April 24, 2008
wow that's grounds for firing
basebliman - April 24, 2008
FUCK THIS TEAM AND THEIR IRRATIONAL BELIEF THAT WILLIE IS ANYTHING OTHER THAN TOTAL SHIT AT THE PLATE
Gomez - April 24, 2008
FUCK YOU WILLIE
Happybelly - April 24, 2008
HE IS NOT LETTING FUCKING WILL-BLOW FACE THIS GUY IS HE
JESUS TAP DANCING CHIRST ON A DILDO
JI - April 24, 2008
Well that was a new one...
seattlebruin - April 24, 2008
WHY IS FUCKQUIST BATTING
Nick S - April 24, 2008
If willie Boom Boom goes yard here, my head will explode
joof - April 24, 2008
It's not even worth the consideration.
redwolf75 - April 24, 2008
WTF?
This team doesn’t deserve to have fans.
MfaninAlaska - April 24, 2008
Please, not Sherrill
I’m so sick of these various types of stomach-punches. I never ever want to see Baltimore again. Never.
Jamelah - April 24, 2008
Willie obviously historically owns Bradford...
3 for 5 is good!
dkulich - April 24, 2008
WHY THE FUCK WAS WILLIE BATTING
FUCK YOU M’S..I HATE THIS TEAM
MFAN - April 24, 2008
fuck.
Alaska - April 24, 2008
FUCK YOU WILLIE
DIE DIE DIE YOU WEENIE
JLC - April 24, 2008
Well,
That was stupid
joof - April 24, 2008
Sherill up next inning.
Game over.
BrianL - April 24, 2008
the only thing that would cheer me up right now would be a blown save by sherill
Alaska - April 24, 2008
Sherrill wasn't warming up they had some righty up
there’s a chance he’s not available today
seattlebruin - April 24, 2008
Not really
He would benefit my fantasy team.
Fin - April 24, 2008
Rule of thumb:
Nobody cares about anyone else’s fantasy teams.
Jeff Sullivan - April 24, 2008
I would care more if they posted their rosters on a daily basis
Robert - April 24, 2008
SUBTHREAD CLOSED
Jeff Sullivan - April 24, 2008
If this is how we play against Baltimore...
I really don’t wan to see Boston or New York
vkut79 - April 24, 2008
At least you aren't going to end up spending a few hundred dollars
to drive a girl from McCall all the way out here in July to see her favorite team the Boston Red Sox play
Corco - April 24, 2008
Whatever girls > losing
seattlebruin - April 24, 2008
true
Corco - April 24, 2008
GREAT TRADE BAVASI!
Alaska - April 24, 2008
Look at his smug douchebag smile
JLC - April 24, 2008
Angels plant all along
Gomez - April 24, 2008
look at his fucking alien head too
Alaska - April 24, 2008
I cannot fucking wait until next year
when the Sounders are in MLS and I can cheer for a team that isn’t run by complete fucktards
Nick S - April 24, 2008
Sounders FC
dkulich - April 24, 2008
Seahawks aren't
Fin - April 24, 2008
Thank God for Tim Ruskell.
BrianL - April 24, 2008
I can't wait for Saturday!
Ruskell gonna work his magic.
MFAN - April 24, 2008
Draft day with Tim Ruskell
is fucking awesome.
BrianL - April 24, 2008
don't really care about them
Nick S - April 24, 2008
You have issues.
BrianL - April 24, 2008
Your life is worse for it
ningwers - April 24, 2008
I mean, I cheer for them and all, but I'm totally a fair-weather fan
Nick S - April 24, 2008
The weather's been fair for about 5 years now.
I think it’s safe to just be a general fan.
The Alaskan - April 24, 2008
I've just never been captivated by the NFL at all
prob because when I was 5 it was ‘95, and thus I got hooked on the Sonics and Mariners, and never really the Hawks.
Nick S - April 24, 2008
Note to self too many commas
Nick S - April 24, 2008
Cheering for a team part owned by Drew Carey.
Friggen sweet.
BrianL - April 24, 2008
Feel better about that...
than cheering for one part owned by Nick Lachey
dkulich - April 24, 2008
follow the Seahawks or Sonics
MFAN - April 24, 2008
what the FUCK???? Wheres JJ?
Alaska - April 24, 2008
Saving for extras, dude.
The Alaskan - April 24, 2008
hey FUCK YOU
Alaska - April 24, 2008
Uh... What?
The Alaskan - April 24, 2008
you ARE TALKING TRASH ABOUT ME!
Alaska - April 24, 2008
Umm... What?
I think your taking my sig much harder than it was intended.
The Alaskan - April 24, 2008
IM MESSING WITH YA BRO
Alaska - April 24, 2008
gotta walk the world, brb
Tony S - April 24, 2008
Stiff of the game?
I vote Rhodes.
Paytheline - April 24, 2008
Second.
Jamelah - April 24, 2008
Lowe in my book
MfaninAlaska - April 24, 2008
Whoever the fuck
left Green in to pitch against lefties.
BrianL - April 24, 2008
Rhodes does not make me stiff.
JI - April 24, 2008
It's not fair to vote for the clinically deceased
this is rigged
Jeff Sullivan - April 24, 2008
Come on, Jeff
Get on the trolley! All the brains you can eat!
ningwers - April 24, 2008
Me when I saw that new FSN girl.....
ColeFitz - April 24, 2008
Dear Ichiro
Our offense sucks. Could you hit another funk blast next inning?
Thank you
Lookout Landing
BrianL - April 24, 2008
He will...
I’m matched up against him this week for fantasy.
dkulich - April 24, 2008
Two ice creams please? Bitches.
hcoguy - April 24, 2008
I thought I had the monopoly on curt letters to our hitters
seattlebruin - April 24, 2008
i'm glad Morrow is pitching in this spot instead of the 7th
basebliman - April 24, 2008
Morrow throwing strikes is awesome
Gomez - April 24, 2008
Methinks he doesn't want to go back down...
Omerta - April 24, 2008
If only we had one less shitty starter.
JI - April 24, 2008
Dear George Sherill
Eat shit and die.
Alaska - April 24, 2008
Uncalled for.
dkulich - April 24, 2008
How sad
Adam Jones WPA = +.451
seattlebruin - April 24, 2008
I think I'm going to cry.
BrianL - April 24, 2008
Adam Fucking Jones beat us?
JI - April 24, 2008
That
was a beautiful breaking ball from Morrow. What a waste.
Jamelah - April 24, 2008
Sims quoting Neil young = total honkey
JI - April 24, 2008
Sims quoting Marvin Gaye = an FCC lecture from FSN
Gomez - April 24, 2008
Umm...
Wow… I don’t have any idea what to say about Sims right now.
dkulich - April 24, 2008
Did he just try to come one to me?
dkulich - April 24, 2008
Least subtle double entendre of Sims' career
Jeff Sullivan - April 24, 2008
Ahahaha that was classic Sims
Nick S - April 24, 2008
I feel like Sims may have just raped me.
dkulich - April 24, 2008
Whatd he say
I missed it
thenatural - April 24, 2008
are you sure you weren't asking for it?
JLC - April 24, 2008
thats so you
Robert - April 24, 2008
He has character
More then I can say about most other recent M’s broadcasters (excluding Niehaus).
Omerta - April 24, 2008
*is a character
Omerta - April 24, 2008
I think Blowers works well with him
because he’s the exact opposite.
dkulich - April 24, 2008
True
but for some reason I enjoy his robot-ness.
Omerta - April 24, 2008
Too early to whip out this pic?
Fin - April 24, 2008
Never too early
seattlebruin - April 24, 2008
What did Sims say? Wasn't watching.
redwolf75 - April 24, 2008
In the words of Marvin Gaye "let's get it on"
Omerta - April 24, 2008
Hahaha!
redwolf75 - April 24, 2008
"To quote Marvin Gaye, LET'S GET IT ON!"
Gomez - April 24, 2008
Made reference to the Niel Young song "Helpless, Helpless, Helpless"
and then followed it up with the above.
dkulich - April 24, 2008
How does Sherrill not have a picture on Gameday?
Zu Long - April 24, 2008
Because he actually does
Jeff Sullivan - April 24, 2008
If you click on his name he has a picture.
I’m thinking its Gameday being stupid.
joof - April 24, 2008
Refreshing makes it stop
Zu Long - April 24, 2008
"Have fun! Why not?"
The team sure as hell won’t provide any.
Jeff Sullivan - April 24, 2008
START THE WAVE
Corco - April 24, 2008
JI - April 24, 2008
Need...more...YuniBomb...
redwolf75 - April 24, 2008
someone please hit a funk blast
please.
BrianL - April 24, 2008
Brett on the field
with his Bonds picture…. is that the holdup?
MfaninAlaska - April 24, 2008
I WANT SEE THE STREAKER
JI - April 24, 2008
WTF is going on
Nick S - April 24, 2008
If we win this...
rally streaker… I can see it now.
dkulich - April 24, 2008
If RRS is streaking on the field to get McLaren's attention he's a few innings too late
Jeff Sullivan - April 24, 2008
OMG TAKE UNTIL YOU GET A STRIKE
JI - April 24, 2008
I wish they'd show it when that happens
tootthekazoo - April 24, 2008
If that's what you want to see, ask "Majic" to help you out
JLC - April 24, 2008
Dude,
We’re all knucklehead fans.
Paytheline - April 24, 2008
Just had my first ever La Fin du Monde
I like it.
Fuck this team.
hcoguy - April 24, 2008
We told you
Jeff Sullivan - April 24, 2008
thanks, but I need more now.
hcoguy - April 24, 2008
So, let me get this straight...
In Dave Sims mothers womb, the streaker would not have left alive.
dkulich - April 24, 2008
It's Rick White, he wants his job back!
Alaska - April 24, 2008
YUNIBLOOP!
BrianL - April 24, 2008
YUNI BLOIOP
Omerta - April 24, 2008
er...whatever.
Omerta - April 24, 2008
YUBET
Corco - April 24, 2008
Sims is magical.
“Sit down ball! Sit down ball!”
The Typical Idiot Fan - April 24, 2008
GO YUNI
NOW WE NEED MORE ICHIBOMB.
Gomez - April 24, 2008
Come on Ichiro...repeat funk blast.
Game winning funk blast.
I’ll love you forever…
BrianL - April 24, 2008
Yuni can run
he just can’t steal a friggin base.
MfaninAlaska - April 24, 2008
aw shit aw shit aw shit hope came back again
Nick S - April 24, 2008
Don't try to steal...
Yuni doesn’t do that….but he’ll probably try…and fail…
PLU Tim - April 24, 2008
i LOVE YUNIIII
Alaska - April 24, 2008
I have never rooted against George Sherrill so hard in my life
except the first four games he saved against us
seattlebruin - April 24, 2008
and then that other one, and the few in august yet to come...
hcoguy - April 24, 2008
power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing power swing
Robert - April 24, 2008
NEEDS MORE CAPS
seattlebruin - April 24, 2008
Rec'd
hcoguy - April 24, 2008
FAIL
NEEDS MORE CAPS AND SYMMETRY
JI - April 24, 2008
i hate you
it’s over
JLC - April 24, 2008
NOT AGAIN
why does nobody want me?
Robert - April 24, 2008
I promise to piss myself if Ichiro slugs one here.
Omerta - April 24, 2008
If they have him bunt,
I go Pennsyltucky on some ones ass and pull out the shotgun.
dkulich - April 24, 2008
Power swing?
JI - April 24, 2008
Makeup call from Moser?
That was right down the pike.
Gomez - April 24, 2008
Power swing please
BrianL - April 24, 2008
HUH?
That was right down the middle!
seattlebruin - April 24, 2008
haha that was so a strike
Nick S - April 24, 2008
I HATE BASEBALL!!
basebliman - April 24, 2008
ICHINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Corco - April 24, 2008
ICHIRO!
GIDP!
Nice strong stroke!
One won lost won - April 24, 2008
You're not long lived for this place, I fear.
BrianL - April 24, 2008
hope
hcoguy - April 24, 2008
I'll play along.
F off chokeland newb
!!! ur tem sux
!
redwolf75 - April 24, 2008
Hey, at least I was BORN in Seattle
so to me, youse guys are ALL “newbies” and ‘wannabes’.
Heck I’ve not said one disparaging remark about the Mariners. All my comments are pointing out what I like!
One won lost won - April 25, 2008
FUCK
Gomez - April 24, 2008
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BrianL - April 24, 2008
Yeah, that was a strike methinks.
dkulich - April 24, 2008
ehhhhhhhhhhhh...
Omerta - April 24, 2008
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK
FUCK
thenatural - April 24, 2008
Should have bunted.
dkulich - April 24, 2008
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Happybelly - April 24, 2008
bleed
Nick S - April 24, 2008
Oh god...
here comes a popup to second.
BrianL - April 24, 2008
gotta be fuckin kidding me
hcoguy - April 24, 2008
NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Paytheline - April 24, 2008
Ow.
This hurts.
Jamelah - April 24, 2008
COME ON AND PULL THE GOD DAMN BALL LOAFIE
JI - April 24, 2008
fuckity fuck.
Alaska - April 24, 2008
Geroge Sherril and Adam Jones are the two biggest asshole losers ever
JLC - April 24, 2008
They caused 9/11
hcoguy - April 24, 2008
And cancer
JLC - April 24, 2008
Get the Orioles the fuck out of here.
Happybelly - April 24, 2008
Even if he gets on
Raul v. GS = boned
JI - April 24, 2008
Great...Jones with a big double, Sherrill with the save
Bedard on the shelf.
Never want to see the O’s again.
Omerta - April 24, 2008
GOD DAMN IT
JI - April 24, 2008
Joe's tracer is just that, it traces all the pitches outside the zone
hcoguy - April 24, 2008
Jesus Christ
thenatural - April 24, 2008
would asked to be traded if he played for the mariners
Tony S - April 24, 2008
I HOPE YOUR PLANE CRASHES ON THE WAY TO CHICAGO FUCKERS!!
basebliman - April 24, 2008
make it so
hcoguy - April 24, 2008
Fuck this team.
Fuck them fuck them fuck them.
1-6 against the fucking Baltimore Orioles.
BrianL - April 24, 2008
Tonight was great!
Seattle leads 5-0, then lets the Orioles score in FIVE CONSECUTIVE INNINGS!
Orioles=6-1 versus Mariners, 7-8 everyone else!
One won lost won - April 24, 2008
I wan't to direct some threats at you
but we had a stern lecture from Jeff tonight.
BrianL - April 24, 2008
want, dammit.
BrianL - April 24, 2008
hilariously
i thought this was just sarcasm
JLC - April 24, 2008
Open mouth, insert gas pipe
Gomez - April 24, 2008
Man
I wonder if I can just go through the weekend totally trashed.
joof - April 24, 2008
* Sigh *
Erik Bedard, you better stay off the DL this time.
ThundaPC - April 24, 2008
I hate the Mariners and I hate Adam Jones
MFAN - April 24, 2008
The Moose is now officially
the Bird’s beeyotch.
Paytheline - April 24, 2008
We are MacPhail's bitches.
Fuck Geoff Baker.
hcoguy - April 24, 2008
Fucks sake
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
5th save against the fucking douchebag Ms…
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
Ike Clanton - April 24, 2008
booooo
dkulich - April 24, 2008
WELL, THAT'S A TACO
Corco - April 24, 2008
Tacos are tasty
How the fuck is this tasty?
Robert - April 24, 2008
Fail is an acquired taste
Gomez - April 24, 2008
fucking bavasi.... TRADES DOING GREAT!
Alaska - April 24, 2008
It's the Orioles. The fucking Orioles.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nick S - April 24, 2008
For the record.
I’m not the crazy fan running around on the field.
JINX JINX JINX!!!!
Dammit - why doesn’t it work when I need it to…
Also - fuck this damn site.
PositivePaul - April 24, 2008
So you were saying Adam Jones sucks, Geoff?
BrianL - April 24, 2008
I need to leave my computer now before I go over there and wreak havoc
hcoguy - April 24, 2008
Can I say fuck some more?
Ike Clanton - April 24, 2008
fuck ya
Alaska - April 24, 2008
Yes. But no one can hear you over their own screams.
The Alaskan - April 24, 2008
Fuckin' a
tootthekazoo - April 24, 2008
Holy hell that was so birdland
never play us again please
Jeff Sullivan - April 24, 2008
I have words for George and Adam
but then I’d have to violate the TOS
JLC - April 24, 2008
ASS BALLS
JI - April 24, 2008
That center fielder and their closer seem awesome, and totally destroyed us tonight
I wonder if we can trade that worthless sack of crap thats been on the DL all goddamn season for them. That’d be a steal.
joof - April 24, 2008
That is not a fair trade.
Needs some promising pitching prospects thrown in as well.
hcoguy - April 24, 2008
and then they lead off with Frank Thomas returns to the A's..
so depressing, i’m going to go pretend not to be a Mariners fan.
Omerta - April 24, 2008
The Ichiro shot bounced off Bretts glove
Robert - April 24, 2008
We need BONDS
Alaska - April 24, 2008
i'll take griffey for joh instead
Tony S - April 24, 2008
no.
hcoguy - April 24, 2008
or how bout CLEMENT
Alaska - April 24, 2008
I'll take hcoguy's bag of dicks for Johjima right about now
Ike Clanton - April 24, 2008
deal.
hcoguy - April 24, 2008
So this is turning out to be
a pretty disastrous April. Wasn’t the general consensus the Mariners needed to jump off to a huge division lead during this weak schedule? Geoff I think that was you who said that.
BrianL - April 24, 2008
Baker just ate a metrick fuckton of crow.
redwolf75 - April 24, 2008
the Carlos Silva diet
MFAN - April 24, 2008
he needs to eat a bag of dicks.
hcoguy - April 24, 2008
the Greg Louganis diet
MFAN - April 24, 2008
NO THEY WOULDNT KREUGER YOU ARE A DUMBFUCK
JI - April 24, 2008
Really, Kreuger.
Anybody would coven Jarrod Washburn in the 4-spot?
ThundaPC - April 24, 2008
*covet.
ThundaPC - April 24, 2008
yes send him to a coven, maybe he learns a new pitch, a good one.
hcoguy - April 24, 2008
Baltimore had better win 85 games
because if we got toasted by a 90 loss ballclub, I swear
Gomez - April 24, 2008
JI - April 24, 2008
So what has happened thanks to today's game
Vidro’s double landed him another two months of veteran entitlement
Lowe is on his way to Tacoma
Geoff Baker will be forced to rationalize and defend his bashing of Adam Jones.
BrianL - April 24, 2008
Lesson learned
Sleep >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Being kneecapped >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Watching the Mariners
ningwers - April 24, 2008
redwolf75 - April 24, 2008
I don't think Birdland will ever get old
Jeff Sullivan - April 24, 2008
The Mojo's risin'!
redwolf75 - April 24, 2008
As pissed as I am about this game
that still made me giggle a bit
tootthekazoo - April 24, 2008
I laughed pretty hard
JLC - April 24, 2008
I like the one popping up behind the wall
ningwers - April 24, 2008
This game thread was a success
not the funniest of all time, but pretty clean, all things considered. Thanks. I hope they’re all this easy to moderate.
Jeff Sullivan - April 24, 2008
I'll try to keep the incest references to a minimum in the future.
JI - April 24, 2008
They can't all be FUCK MY PUSSY
ningwers - April 24, 2008
We need an extended losing streak to thin the herd
Robert - April 24, 2008
The Mariners are dying for LL.
JI - April 24, 2008
Our Easter had better get here pretty damn soon
ningwers - April 24, 2008
Is that what we're calling a healthy Bedard now?
Gomez - April 24, 2008
I guess if we wanted to look at it literally it would have been when Rhodes came back
but that doesn’t fill me with much hope for the future
ningwers - April 24, 2008
I was wondering how you guys kept posting and responding so fast...
then I logged in… duh…
Ike Clanton - April 24, 2008
Our minor league teams better have done well today...
redwolf75 - April 24, 2008
since you asked
3 wins… 0 losses for the affiliates.
MfaninAlaska - April 24, 2008
Those wins are transferable
to the ML club, right?
BrianL - April 24, 2008
Bavasi prefers only to transfer gritty loses.
PhilKenSebben - April 24, 2008
Haha
So Bill James’s son is the guy who does the MLB.com Gameday for home Mariners games, if you were curious
Corco - April 24, 2008
Where'd you learn this?
redwolf75 - April 24, 2008
He goes to UPS
I went to several games with him last year but hadn’t talked to him too much this semester but I just ran into him and I guess he’s doing that now
Corco - April 24, 2008
UPS?
Fin - April 24, 2008
University of Puget Sound
Corco - April 24, 2008
"University" of Puget Sound
redwolf75 - April 24, 2008
So having taken some time to look back on it all
That 1B umpire really screwed us over, didn’t he? Had that runner been correctly called out, he never would’ve scored.
I love reminiscing.
JLC - April 24, 2008
Fuck everything
I hate baseball
The Beer Baron - April 24, 2008
If only we picked Lincecum....
Local ace pitcher more likely to sign long term contract…2nd piece of the “1-2 punch”...still have Sherrill + AJ…
redwolf75 - April 24, 2008
And Tim Lincecum is kind of good.
seattlebruin - April 25, 2008
Yeah, but he had
a WEIRD DELIVERY!!!!!
Paytheline - April 25, 2008
AND BAD TEETH..THE MARINERS FRONT OFFICE WILL HAVE NONE OF THAT!!
MFAN - April 25, 2008
AND HE WAS ONLY 5' 11"
redwolf75 - April 25, 2008
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