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Series Preview: Seattle Mariners @ Cleveland Indians

Seattle: 12-14
Indians:12-13

GAMES

Game 1: Carlos Silva vs Fausto Carmona
Game 2: Jarrod Washburn* vs Cliff Lee*
Game 3: Miguel Batista vs Paul Byrd

Fausto Carmona has allowed more walks than strikeouts in all but one start (2K, 1BB) and has walked at least four in all but one start (SAA). All told he has 22 walks and 11 strikeouts over 28 innings pitched. He's getting groundballs at his usual great rate, but man alive, this is a pitcher our offense will either destroy or flail away at.

On the other hand, Cliff Lee took his experience back at Triple-A last season and apparently decided to start inducing more groundballs and finally start striking batters out. His K rate had been in steady decline over the past four years from 7.8 down to the mid to high 5s until this year where he's struck out 29 over 32 innings. He's also walked just two batters and not given up a homerun which leads to a 1.47 FIP and an ERA+ of 1,527.

Paul Byrd's strikeout rate has taken another step lower and he's already given up seven homeruns on the season. He's too boring to come up with anything further to talk about.

Star-divide

Likely Starters:
C Victor Martinez^
1 Ryan Garko
2 Asdrubal Cabrera^
3 Casey Blake
S Jhonny Peralta
L David Dellucci*/Jason Michaels
C Grady Sizemore*
R Franklin Gutierrez
D Travis Hafner*

Asdrubal Cabrera: .219/.301/.288. Thank god Jose Lopez is back to being good so that we can shut up about that trade for the time being. Victor Martinez, Dellucci and Sizemore have been the only real productive bats for Cleveland thus far, with Travis Hafner continuing off his poor 2007 with an even poorer start to 2008.

Despite an offense that is sub-standard in every meaningful way (though they do take a lot of pitches), they have managed to score an above average number of runs. How so? They've been "clutch". As a team they are batting .292 with runners in scoring position, compared to the league average of .271 and their own team batting average of .247.

CONTEXT

It's not a mirage that this offense seems to not be able to come back from any deficit or pad any lead. Generally, that would require late inning scoring which to date has been nearly non-existent for the Ms. Seattle's offense, innings 1-6, posts a .743 OPS and has scored 85 runs or a touch over 14 runs per inning. In innings 7-9 they post a .629 OPS and have scored just 32 runs. It's no secret that the Ms are getting destroyed by relief pitching this year, notably losing their patience at the plate.

Brad Wilkerson looks more done than ESPN as a source of well thought out analysis and yet, who should we replace him with? Internal candidates are sparse and all lack merit. Jeremy Reed might be the best candidate, but he's also the best candidate to solve the Raul in LF problem. Wlad's probably not yet ready. It's just a quagmire right now with no clear solution because our GM left us with no OF depth coming into the year.

As Dave Cameron pointed out, it's not just isolated to one position. The glaring holes in this team so far are: C offense, 1B defense, LF defense, RF everything and DH. The solution to C were pretty apparent, but the Ms with the do-the-exact-same-thing-that's-not-working approach so, yeah. Moving Raul to DH solves two problems at once, but leaves you with needing two corner outfielders. It's a complicated, delicate balance and the person in charge of making those decisions believes in needlessly extending a catcher for his mid-30 years while low-balling Felix Hernandez on an extension.

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Comments

Lee

They’re running a sick DER behind Cliff Lee; that and his absurdly low LD% give me some hope.
He’s certainly deserving of a lot of success, but not THIS much.

Carmona’s running Washburnian FIP/xFIP rates… very odd. Superficially, it’s similar to what Nick Adenhart is doing at AAA – 4-0, 0.87 ERA but with 19Ks and 15BBs in 31 IP. Carmona’s got way more GB, but c’mon regression – show yourself.

The best candidate to replace Wilkerson is Wlad. People may wish we had other options, or wish we could’ve let him season a bit more in AAA, but the answer to the question, “Who’s the best option for RF” is a simple one.
Even taking Dave Cameron’s (rather pessimistic) forecast, you still get more production. Wilk’s BB rate is probably about to drop as pitchers realize he’s incapable of making them pay for pitches over the plate.

Paul Byrd is too boring to talk about?

What about his admitted “addiction” to porn?

Jesus, Porn and PEDs

That was Warren Zevon’s worst song by a longshot.

But to be fair it was a first draft

the lawyers didn’t show up until later.

Thank god Werewolves of London is good.
So I thought that was made up

however...

Everybody's addicted to porn.
It's not addiction.

Unless you consider yourself addicted to food.

I think that is a good spin on that

I am going to tell my shrink that when she asks about it.

I tried to tell my GF this

and I ended up at a therapist.

I think its unwritten man code

And women don’t seem to believe it. I think they think its ‘normal’ for a guy not to look on porn. What are we, priests? Come on now.

I really think signing Kenny Lofton would be a huge help. Obvious upgrade in left or right, and had an ops+ of 105 last year. I can’t believe no one has taken a shot on him.

They're been.
Yay! HGH on Thursday!
This isn't going to catch on.
It's already Matthews's nickname
As opposed to Matthew's nickname

which is Rip Steakface.

I thought he was called

Squat Rockpecks

Beef Flankchest

(oh noes, here we go again!)

Crunch Dropkick
This is the new Hedberg meme

Punch Sideiron

Bolt VanderHuge
Steel McGirder
Chop Rockfist
Bob Johnson
Punt Speedchunk
Gristle McThornbody
Stone Rockjaw
Bald Bigflank
Flint Ironstag
Crush Steelpipe
Smoke Manmuscle
Dick Beefcrunch
Reef Blastbody
Biff Lightningsteak
Fridge Largemeat
Big McLargeHuge
Rip Zipline
Butch Deadlift
Thrust Rockballs
Trunk Slamchest
Chomp Grillbrick
Mann McMannington
Hulk Mantruck
wait?

Your not making new ones up?

):<

I have the whole list on me

I don’t need to make new ones up yet.

if you're not cheating you're not trying...
So?

Multiple people can share the same nickname.

Then why'd you get pissed off when there was another Coach Owens?
Slica's Series Preview

Now that the happy/cute thread effects have worn off…

Game 1 – Grim Death
Game 2 – Rosie O Donnell Cleavage
Game 3 – Tongue Burns From Barbecue Turds

We suck. We will suck some more. One big season of suck.

This is to make up GTE from yesterday.

Wlad needs to be brought up. Even if he was killing Tacoma they will let him rot, so just call him up now. Replace Wilkerson. Wlad’s unseasoning will still be an upgrade on both sides of the ballpark. Reed should come up as the 4th OFer. Dump Cairo. Bring Clement up for DH and dump Vidro. As for Sexson, simply dont re-sign him next offseason.

Of course I expect a long term extension for Sexson…because…

He’s tall. : /

So what the hell is going on with the server?
It has ripped away what we hold dear.
Extension of Johjima

Geoff Baker mentioned in his latest blog that the Japanese ownership may have influenced the Joh extension. Which makes a lot of sense if you think about it. Hiroshi Yamauchi may have turned management of the team over to Nintendo of America, but he undoubtedly still has power. So maybe we can’t blame M’s management for blocking Clement at the plate. Not that shifting blames fixes the problem at all.

It should be noted

That Geoff Baker also says to get Clement the fonk up here NOW!

and NOW is not today

Clement starting at catcher today for the Rainiers.

Bullet points

• Batista vs. Byrd is the crappiest pitching matchup ever.

• Why couldn’t we catch C.C. in one of his first 5 starts? At the very least, we don’t have to face him.

• If it snows, the Mariners will be the team to lose out this year when we are ahead 5-0 in bottom of the 5th inning and there are two outs with Assdribble Cabrera hitting with a 3-2 count and the game is discontinued.

• Cleveland goes from 13th in the AL in hitting to 6th in just 3 games.

• Our local talent evaluators draft players like Willie Bloomquist, but not Grady Sizemore.

• This is series is going to suck.

Almost right

but Batista versus Traschel would be worse.

Don't forget

Passing up Tim Lincecum too, but signing Matt Tuisisospeiopepoopoo

Two totally different orgs, but yeah

Also, and again completely unfair, but we got Chris Minaker. We didn’t get Travis Snider.

And we took Justin Thomas

When we could’ve landed Brent Lillibridge—and flipped him to Baltimore for George Sherrill!

If we make Joe Borowski pitch all 27 innings in the series

Does anyone see this as giving us any sort of advantage?

I think he's on the DL
Even better
That's actually worse.
How can we make them do anything? They're the home team
Hopefully they'll take away our DH
I'm pretty sure that makes Nick Punto

our new 3rd baseman, though.

No, we have to play a pitcher at third

I nominate Lowe

Impossibe. Considering how it's the first week of an odd-numberered month,

we have to go with a lefty under six-foot-five in height. Suit up, Hyphen.

DAMN

Totally forgot about that. Are you sure that the every three month rule doesn’t apply? Because that switches everything around so we’d have to have a righty over 6-5. Sean Green?

Only if a new moon is scheduled within a 2 and a quarter weeks

of the oldest player’s half-birthday. Somebody grab an almanac.

this subthread ROCKS

Until his arm explodes.
Well there shouldn't be TOO many balls hit to him at third base
Hafner

Done or what? looking like two rough years in a row…

his power looks gone

at least for now.

Seems a little young...

Only 30, which means he started falling apart at 29 last year.

fuck yessssss
wrong thread

guhhh
yeah king awesome

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