Funny thing about not having any offense. You never see games like this coming. Red Sox and Yankees fans...I'm pretty sure they go into every game expecting to win, even if they're tied or trailing in the later innings, because they know they're capable of putting a bunch of runs on the board at the drop of a hat. But we don't have that luxury, and so we live in constant fear that regardless of the situation, we may never score again. We've been conditioned to believe that this lineup is woefully inept, and so when they come up with a rally like this to storm out ahead, we're taken completely off guard. And in some respects I think that makes it more fun, more exhilarating. Having justifiably high expectations is cool and all, but the emotional gap between expecting to win and winning is smaller than the emotional gap between expecting to lose and winning, so there's something to be said for being in our position. When the team actually comes through, it feels pretty neat.
King Awesome through 27 games: .309/.409/.553, league-best 20 plays made OOZ, best discipline of his life. He's getting fewer pitches in the zone now than he ever has because pitchers are afraid of him, and pitchers are afraid of him because he's really flipping good. How someone answers the question "has Adrian Beltre been a bust in Seattle?" would be a good litmus test for whether or not the person is worth engaging in conversation. This guy is a hell of a player and absolutely deserving of his nickname. Never leave us, Adrian. We wouldn't be able to take it.
Biggest Contribution: Adrian Beltre, +33.0%
Biggest Suckfest: Kenji Johjima, -23.5%
Most Important AB: Beltre homer, +26.9%
Most Important Pitch: Dellucci single, -22.0%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): +20.2%
Total Contribution by Hitters: +27.0%
Total Contribution by Opposition: +2.8%
(What is this chart?)
This calls for a slightly different kind of Recap In Pictures.
game begins
indians take early lead
johjima double play #1
vidro RBI double
johjima double play #2
vidro RBI double #2
middle innings
indians begin 8th inning rally
indians continue 8th inning rally
indians tie game
arthur rhodes escapes the 8th with a tie
king awesome goes deep
king awesome goes deep
king awesome goes deep
king awesome goes deep
king awesome goes deep
betancourt piles on
mariners win
14 recs | 295 comments
I think I love you...
kentroyals5 - April 29, 2008
Ha that's a good recap of the game.
I am going to have to start using these pics whenever similar situations arise in the future, so you may need to do a similar recap for an M’s loss in the near future.
Fin - April 29, 2008
Please don't cut your wrists just for a hilariously awesome picture.
I mean, it wouldn’t be the worst thing ever since it’d be totally reusable, but it still wouldn’t be a good thing.
BrettJMiller - April 29, 2008
I'm concerned he has a knife that big....being a Mariner fan and all.
kentroyals5 - April 29, 2008
I thought you had to own a knife that big to be a Mariner fan
BrettJMiller - April 29, 2008
I keep mine stowed deep in a kitchen drawer, because I know better than to give myself easy access
Gomez - April 29, 2008
This is a good policy for not harming yourself
But how in the world do you harm others?
See, there’s always a problem.
BrettJMiller - April 29, 2008
I have two hands
Gomez - April 29, 2008
Fair enough.
BrettJMiller - April 29, 2008
Only one?
I have at least three that size. You know, in case I need a backup or something.
PositivePaul - April 30, 2008
That's not a knife
This is a knife:
...
Wait, wer’e you actually expecting a pic of a knife, and not just a bad Crocodile Dundee joke?
chrisisasavage - April 30, 2008
THAT'S NOT A KNIFE! THIS IS A KNIFE!
Eyebrows - April 30, 2008
I see you've played knifey-spoony before.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - April 30, 2008
BTW, 4th picture down is definitely your twin Stifler
kentroyals5 - April 29, 2008
Holy shit yeah
BrettJMiller - April 29, 2008
Fin - April 29, 2008
What's up with that stache?
redwolf75 - April 29, 2008
Must make him look tougher
and just for shiggles…
Fin - April 29, 2008
the Stiffmeister!
Shibbie
lemonverbena - April 30, 2008
Gil Meche was in Walking Tall?
Double06 - April 29, 2008
Rundown!
With the Walken. That’s alotta cows.
DCMariner - April 30, 2008
Best game recap ever.
BrianL - April 29, 2008
Best Recap ever.
Vidro’s RBI Doubles, the first knife, and all the Beltre funk had me fucking rolling
BrettJMiller - April 29, 2008
Funniest. Recap. Ever.
Double06 - April 29, 2008
hahaha
that’s really all I can say, great recap.
MFAN - April 29, 2008
Excellent.
redwolf75 - April 29, 2008
Good show
What’s the pink ruffly thing under the M’s Road Jersey though? This question could gnaw at me for hours…
Frosty Raptor - April 29, 2008
It’s one of these. (sexy mannequin not included)
Jeff Sullivan - April 29, 2008
ahahahaha!
I can’t stop laughing. That was super mega-awesome whoopass funny Jeff.
coolguyrob - April 29, 2008
Pic #5 demands hilarious subtitling /memedom
And sweet gentle Jesus that was one of the most excruciating wins ever. The only part of that game that didn’t hurt was KA’s homerun, otherwise just awful… but hey we won! It’s amazing that this org can’t fill the two easiest positions on the field with someone even remotely competent. Maybe the new kids will bring the offense from terrible to simply bad.
JI - April 29, 2008
Man now we have all sorts of photo-fodder for GTE.
Thanks Jeff!
BrianL - April 29, 2008
Picture #6 FTW
If any one of these makes it into the LL image collection it’s that one. “Vidro’s 2nd RBI double.”
esoteric - April 29, 2008
Instant classic
You should do more photo recaps of GTEs…
This could potentially be a great contest – Best GTE Moments (IN PICTURES!)
wwbaker3 - April 29, 2008
As long as EnglishMariner is prohibited from entering
Jeff Sullivan - April 29, 2008
Why would she be prohibited?
I should make some using my macbook webcam. I will next time I am able to sit down and watch a game.
Fin - April 29, 2008
Unless you're being sarcastic here, uh, English Mariner is a dude
I don’t want to see him fucking the man or any sort of “Fuck my pussy” GTE from him.
BrettJMiller - April 29, 2008
For some reason I thought EnglishMariner was a woman
I thought I saw people referring him as a woman, maybe I was hallucinating. So if English Mariner sees this, I apologize.
Fin - April 29, 2008
He once said “fuck my pussy” during a game thread. In the ensuing hilarity it’s not surprising you got the impression he’s female.
appleshampoo - April 29, 2008
He should be prohibited because I'm afraid he might kill himself on camera
Jeff Sullivan - April 29, 2008
LL snuff flim thread!
JI - April 29, 2008
Wait you guys don't actually think about those types of things?
Robert - April 29, 2008
It's not about that
it’s about my website having photographic evidence of somebody’s death. I don’t want to deal with all that bureaucracy.
Jeff Sullivan - April 29, 2008
I am suspicious of anyone who genuinely cares for another human being.
JI - April 29, 2008
Very cynical outlook on the world
But I feel that you could be right. I wouldn’t want someone committing suicide over the Mariners, whether they take pictures or not.
Fin - April 29, 2008
Something morbid this way comes
Very few people who attempt suicide by slashing their wrists are successful, largely because they don’t know what they’re doing. Not that this is any comfort.
Wait, why am I bring this up? The Mariners won! Woo. Now if only the Avs will save face…
Frosty Raptor - April 29, 2008
I think you have to slash vertically not horizontally.
If you slash vertically on the vein, then you could possibly die. If you slash horizontally, you just look emo (definition of emo: stupid). I hope English Mariner (or Jeff) takes note of this.
Fin - April 29, 2008
Forget other human beings, I care about me
and having pictures of someone committing suicide wouldn’t do me any favors.
Jeff Sullivan - April 29, 2008
It would definatley shut LL down for an hour or two.
JI - April 29, 2008
So...
SBN RAM problems – LL shuts down for twelve hours or so
Person commits suicide and posts photographic evidence – LL shuts down for an hour or two.
wooooo go Mariners!!
seattlebruin - April 30, 2008
wait,
how would that person be able to post the photos?
Matthew - April 30, 2008
Iono. I tend to blame F'nA's
seattlebruin - April 30, 2008
I noticed you drank to celebrate
I drink when our 6-9 hitters come to bat. When they’re OPS-ing sub 700 or or even sub 600, it’s time to twist open a few bottles…
wwbaker3 - April 29, 2008
I can't stop laughing at the "indians tie game" picture.
Goose - April 29, 2008
Yeah
I wonder who exactly he is wishing death upon.
Gomez - April 29, 2008
Everyone not named Felix, Ichiro or KA
Mariner John - April 29, 2008
Yeah that was one of the funniest pictures I have ever seen
Same with the knife appearing in the continued rally one.
Hahahahaha this was actaully the best recap ever
dbroncos31 - April 29, 2008
Like today's game, victorious recap is victorious
I saw the game on the big screens at the restaurant. I saw them scoring runs in the 9th and wondered who the hell dropped LSD in my root beer.
Gomez - April 29, 2008
My hat's off to you, sir
You’ve outdone yourself
ningwers - April 29, 2008
Most impressive.
IcebreakerX - April 29, 2008
so the question must be asked
Did you plan on this kind of a recap before the game? If not, were the pictures (gasp) staged after the game? Or do you just always take a mid-game photo shoot.
appleshampoo - April 29, 2008
Let's just say I'm good at summoning past expressions
Jeff Sullivan - April 29, 2008
Good enough for me
appleshampoo - April 29, 2008
It's amazing that you can take pictures of yourself at home while you are at work.
JI - April 29, 2008
wait,
in the “arthur rhodes escapes the 8th with a tie” pic, are you looking up to the heavens thanking it for the divine intervention or are you looking for the knife from the previous pic that you might have thrown in the air? Dangerous either way. GTE and sharp objects don’t mix…
wwbaker3 - April 29, 2008
LL HOF
It loses its luster when we add to it everyday.
Mariner John - April 29, 2008
Jeff should be less good.
JI - April 29, 2008
I blame F'n A's
Mariner John - April 29, 2008
I blame F'nA's for everything except Calvinball
seattlebruin - April 30, 2008
I am picturing a big mojo's risin' symbol somewhere in this pic
Unfortunately I don’t have photoshop, so I am unable to do this :(.
Fin - April 29, 2008
Johnny Mac Awake; Game More Fucked.
kentroyals5 - April 29, 2008
Done
BrettJMiller - April 29, 2008
Well Done.
This is fanshot worthy
Fin - April 29, 2008
Epic.
BrianL - April 29, 2008
It's all about Microsoft Paint.
CapSea - April 29, 2008
Awesome recap
Reminds me of emotioneric.com
Kaorikaze - April 29, 2008
Great recap
But why is Beltre using Zito’s golden crown and scepter?
Jordan of Boise - April 29, 2008
Love it how the M's extend Johjima's contract
but will probably let King Awesome walk after next year. :-(
JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo - April 29, 2008
Let's not talk about this.
CapSea - April 29, 2008
Is there any ground to fear that, though? Who the fuck would even replace him?
Tuiasosopo? A flash-aged Triunfel? If we lose Beltre and sign kneeless scrapheap #3, someone is going to burn down someone’s trailer.
Jordan of Boise - April 29, 2008
Dude, don't even suggest that
King Awesome will stay healthy his whole contract! (But incase this isn’t the case, there is Joe Crede and Brandon Inge)
Fin - April 29, 2008
No one's suggesting that Beltre won't be healthy - I'm referring to the kneeless scrapheaps
that Bavasi has a such a boner for every offseason.
Jordan of Boise - April 29, 2008
No cause for concern here
Beltre will turn 31 in his first season after his current contract expires, which is exactly the sort of age that the current Front Office levitates towards. I think our prospects for watching King Awesome man the hot corner well into the future are rather promising. Unless Boston decides to take a stab at him. Then we’re buggered.
Frosty Raptor - April 29, 2008
Problem is, as Bavasi does
he’ll wait until Beltre’s value is at its peak and THEN extend him when with just an ounce of smarts and/or foresight he could have possibly got Beltre to extend for 3 to 4 years at his current salary.
Matthew - April 30, 2008
This takes some balls.
Well done.
CapSea - April 29, 2008
No matter what people say about me, we still have that picture of Brett
Jeff Sullivan - April 29, 2008
Fin - April 29, 2008
You're god damn right we do :)
BrettJMiller - April 29, 2008
I am forever thankful
Jeff Sullivan - April 29, 2008
It was my assholishness that goaded him into taking it.
JI - April 29, 2008
I am forever thankful
Jeff Sullivan - April 29, 2008
Sometimes I help more than I hurt.
JI - April 29, 2008
That's true.
CapSea - April 29, 2008
god damn now I don't know which one I like better
Jeff Sullivan - April 29, 2008
One's ironic.
The other is scary. I’ll leave it up to you to decide which is which.
CapSea - April 29, 2008
Brett's by a mile.
JI - April 29, 2008
There's just something sexier about a fat guy whose lighting is as bad as most pedophile's basements.
BrettJMiller - April 30, 2008
...and it's clearly not staged
JI - April 30, 2008
...
BrettJMiller - April 30, 2008
I fucking hate block quotes
BrettJMiller - April 30, 2008
Shit, dude
that was absolutely amazing.
Two Rs and Two Ls - April 29, 2008
It’s like someone on your tv just lost their top…
JI - April 29, 2008
Hmm
This does leave him open for ‘you make the caption’ barrages.
Slica - April 29, 2008
"After Subjecting Himself to Years of Mariner Games..."
”...Jeff, Now a Masochist, Watches 2girls1cup.”
CapSea - April 29, 2008
Silva.
Those things are huge.
CapSea - April 29, 2008
Take 1
JI - April 29, 2008
I approve of this
BrettJMiller - April 30, 2008
Excellent
I seek approval.
JI - April 30, 2008
Excellent.
BrianL - April 30, 2008
perfect
Corco - April 30, 2008
First Ballot Hall Of Fame Recap
Well done sir.
More than made up for the Avs being put on life support.
Slica - April 29, 2008
Okay folks, it's time to start a Shopping Meme.
Ever see those gaijin 4koma, aka “the reaction guys”? Here we go! Here’s your template
THE SKY IS THE LIMIT!
The Typical Idiot Fan - April 29, 2008
Photoshop oppurtunites are endless. My first submission:
Goose - April 29, 2008
This could actually be useful
for the next time someone wants to start a tuna hotpockets thread
JI - April 29, 2008
Wait, what?
There are tuna hotpockets? Seriously?
Frosty Raptor - April 30, 2008
No.
(do the math in your head)
JI - April 30, 2008
But...
If you think about the Hot Pocket “flavors” that are real…I mean, Tuna certainly wouldn’t be a stretch. It’s all soylent green anyway, I suppose.
Frosty Raptor - April 30, 2008
Get your head in the gutter.
JI - April 30, 2008
Oh.
Right.
Frosty Raptor - April 30, 2008
as it is currently straddling the line
I now nominate this sub-thread for closure.
JI - April 30, 2008
"No Politics"
CapSea - April 29, 2008
"No one cares about your fantasy team"
Fin - April 29, 2008
Just because it's a Colbert parody doesn't mean it has to be politically related.
Goose - April 30, 2008
This is a joke, right?
CapSea - April 30, 2008
I just realized what you were saying
:looks up, waves:
Hi Joke! I missed you!
Goose - April 30, 2008
CapSea - April 30, 2008
Needs a less fruity font.
or how bout
“NO POLTICS”
or
“ZOMG NO POLITICS”
JI - April 30, 2008
Font would have been fine if it were not for the "I"
Most other fonts failed, though.
CapSea - April 30, 2008
You could make up a whole arsenal.
“NEXT PERSON WHO LINKS TO HH GETS STABBED”
“DESPITE WHAT YOU THINK YOUR FANTASY TEAM IS NOT REMOTELY INTERESTING”
JI - April 30, 2008
I like where this is going
Jeff Sullivan - April 30, 2008
And also
“No Religion (yes, Scientology counts!)”
Fin - April 30, 2008
Any tangents are up to you.
CapSea - April 30, 2008
It could be on the login screen instead of that retarded default avatar pic.
hcoguy - April 30, 2008
class-action lawsuit guy
DCMariner - April 30, 2008
CapSea - April 30, 2008
epic win
JI - April 30, 2008
THAT IS VERY CLEARLY A BOTTLE OF BEER
):<
Jeff Sullivan - April 30, 2008
that can be fixed in photoshop
JI - April 30, 2008
I blame you guys for the idea, but I blame myself for giving you the opportunity
Jeff Sullivan - April 30, 2008
You had to there was no way
this wasn’t going to happen.
JI - April 30, 2008
Way to omit, stupid
Jeff Sullivan - April 30, 2008
You just now noticed this problem?
JI - April 30, 2008
It's not a chronic typing problem if what you write would be accurate if the words were different
Jeff Sullivan - April 30, 2008
Nice sentence structure Champ.
JI - April 30, 2008
Blame Malcolm in the Middle
it’s their quote with a little creative editing.
Jeff Sullivan - April 30, 2008
You watch Malcom in the Middle?
JI - April 30, 2008
I used to
Jeff Sullivan - April 30, 2008
Good luck with that.
JI - April 30, 2008
Practice makes perfect.
CapSea - April 30, 2008
needs more recs
JI - April 30, 2008
You're just practicing
BrettJMiller - April 30, 2008
Fix'd.
The Typical Idiot Fan - April 30, 2008
too drunk to [smurf]?
JI - April 30, 2008
Knew I forgot something.
Be right back.
The Typical Idiot Fan - April 30, 2008
There we go.. all better.
The Typical Idiot Fan - April 30, 2008
JI - April 30, 2008
I'm clearly not understanding this joke.
But it has a smurf, so I approve.
CapSea - April 30, 2008
Awesome
BrettJMiller - April 30, 2008
This is too much fun... !
The Typical Idiot Fan - April 30, 2008
needs Ballgame photoshopped into it
JI - April 30, 2008
Oh, Jeff's got Ballgame.
CapSea - April 30, 2008
Biff Rockballs
JI - April 30, 2008
SUBTHREAD CLOSED
Jeff Sullivan - April 30, 2008
This will be the ultimate test of restraint
RE: mod superpowers
JI - April 30, 2008
Beltre broke USSmariner.com
hcoguy - April 30, 2008
that was great
ASUBoyd - April 30, 2008
I'm supposed to be working.
CapSea - April 30, 2008
Me likey
JI - April 30, 2008
TOO ACCURATE
DELETE
TOO ACCURATE
Jeff Sullivan - April 30, 2008
CapSea - April 30, 2008
Huh... so I shop one implying fellatio
And you decide to just flat out polish Jeff’s knob.
The Typical Idiot Fan - April 30, 2008
CapSea - April 30, 2008
Awesome.
coolguyrob - April 30, 2008
I am positively terrified of what this thread will look like in the morning
Jeff Sullivan - April 30, 2008
you should be
JI - April 30, 2008
Hell I'm done.
I’m sure I could come up with more, but I got a headache from laughing too hard.
The Typical Idiot Fan - April 30, 2008
For some of us it is morning
Indepently I verify that you should be terrified
MarkE - April 30, 2008
For some others,
it is afternoon already.
coolguyrob - April 30, 2008
What in the blue hells
Graham MacAree - April 30, 2008
JI - April 30, 2008
Just when one thinks it can't get any funnier
coolguyrob - April 30, 2008
This...all of this...is why this is the greatest website ever. No contest.
I love you all in a purely platonic sense.
SethGrandpa - April 30, 2008
LL ties with USSM in my heart
But while USSM is more of a teacher/parent, LL is more like a big brother or a cool older friend. It’s too bad there are no pics of Dave Cameron floating around, you could make a sweet Dave/Jeff pic.
Or in pitching terms, I would say USSM/LL is a good one-two punch! Geoff Baker is like Carlos Silva, he is right sometimes, but also wrong other times. and Detect-O-Vision and Baseball Insider are Wasburn/Tits.
Fin - April 30, 2008
I think there are.
check th eLL/USSM feed recap
JI - April 30, 2008
And how do I get there?
Fin - April 30, 2008
search the archives
JI - April 30, 2008
What date should I look for?
Fin - April 30, 2008
try zooperstars
or sometime in august
JI - April 30, 2008
No Luck
I guess I’ll just have to wait until this year’s USSM/LL Event.
Fin - April 30, 2008
*whistles*
PositivePaul - April 30, 2008
Edit
BaseballProspect InsiderFin - April 30, 2008
2nd submission
Goose - April 30, 2008
This thread is fucking awesome
BrettJMiller - April 30, 2008
Well Done brother.
Fin - April 30, 2008
YES YES YES
JI - April 30, 2008
Unlike Jeff, I am positively excited to see what this thread looks like in the morning.
Good night all.
Goose - April 30, 2008
more mspaint fun:
JI - April 30, 2008
I have your IP and email address
prepare to rue me having your IP and email address
Jeff Sullivan - April 30, 2008
Bad idea
BrettJMiller - April 30, 2008
Boooooooooooooooooo
lemonverbena - April 30, 2008
King Awesome has a great game
I had awesome beer.
I feel asleep after said awesome beer.
I woke up to this thread.
Today has been the greatest day in awhile.
Matthew - April 30, 2008
BrettJMiller - April 30, 2008
That looks way crappier than it did five minutes ago.
Fuck it, I’m going to bed.
BrettJMiller - April 30, 2008
A for effort.
I have to get photoshop tomorrow, for future purposes. Stupid macs don’t even come with a paint app.
Fin - April 30, 2008
This is epic
Jeff I hope you anticipated what you were in for
Nick S - April 30, 2008
K, Go time.
CapSea - April 30, 2008
CapSea - April 30, 2008
CapSea - April 30, 2008
CapSea - April 30, 2008
CapSea - April 30, 2008
CapSea - April 30, 2008
this = best
Nick S - April 30, 2008
We have a winnah!
BrettJMiller - April 30, 2008
I have a feeling we are going to be using this pic alot in the future.
Fin - April 30, 2008
CapSea - April 30, 2008
Awesome.
BrianL - April 30, 2008
CapSea - April 30, 2008
This is fucking awesome
BrettJMiller - April 30, 2008
Except shouldn't it be Trix?
ralphie81 - April 30, 2008
Ah, shit, you're right.
I hate that cereal. Oh well, I made it on MSPaint. Not worth changing.
CapSea - April 30, 2008
They're illusions Michael
Tricks are something a whore does for money
DCMariner - April 30, 2008
Or cocaine.
J_G - April 30, 2008
Thanks Librocrat
Just loading us with more arsenal. I think Jeff should be prepared that these pics aren’t going to go away anytime soon.
Fin - April 30, 2008
I had better ideas, but I couldn't get them to work. In the morning my brain will be fresher.
CapSea - April 30, 2008
JI - April 30, 2008
For some reason
this might be my favorite one.
BrianL - April 30, 2008
Frosty Raptor - April 30, 2008
The snowy hat picture
I can’t stop laughing. Especially with the blood squiggles.
Garces - April 30, 2008
It just continues! My oh my!
Not sure I get this one myself, honestly.
The Typical Idiot Fan - April 30, 2008
I am amazed nobody's made a craigslist posting yet
Graham MacAree - April 30, 2008
THAT's what we forgot to do!
I’ll wait for Brayden and seattlesundevil to get on
seattlebruin - April 30, 2008
You will be murdered
Jeff Sullivan - April 30, 2008
It would be worth it
Graham MacAree - April 30, 2008
I'm worried
there’s actually a remote possibility he could find me
seattlebruin - April 30, 2008
LL event in SD
you are cordially invited
Jeff Sullivan - April 30, 2008
I'll be expecting my invitation in the mail any day
and a letter bomb along with it?
seattlebruin - April 30, 2008
You rang?
seattlesundevil - April 30, 2008
Jeff in his mid 30s....
Frosty Raptor - April 30, 2008
MISSING PERSONS REPORT!
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PERSON?
Name: Ryan Rowland-Smith
Age: 25
Height: 6’3”
Weight: 240 pounds
Distinguishing characteristics: Awesome glasses, Australian accent, may have Ron Villone’s talent with him
Last seen: SafeCo Field pitcher’s mound, Wednesday April 23, 2008.
IF YOU SEE THIS PERSON, PLEASE NOTIFY JEFF SULLIVAN @ WWW.LOOKOUTLANDING.COM
(yeah, I know it isn’t Jeff, but I’ve been wanting to do this one for a while now… and yes, 7 man bullpens mean you wont see RR-S pitch for WEEKS AT A TIME apparently…)
The Typical Idiot Fan - April 30, 2008
You're like a fortnight late
Graham MacAree - April 30, 2008
How does this post fit with the rest of the thread?
brayden04 - April 30, 2008
What? It's been done?
I missed it.
The Typical Idiot Fan - April 30, 2008
Ryan Rowland-Smith rocks his face off a milk carton
...but I miss Chris Snelling.
Frosty Raptor - April 30, 2008
This is fucking awesome
Best recap and best thread ever. HOF now.
Fett42 - April 30, 2008
ok that was totally not what I expected here this morning
Beltre, by the way, is hitting 340/436/660 on the road. With a torn ligament in his thumb.
Bearskin Rugburn - April 30, 2008
Bloody hell Jeff
Well done.
No other sport blog in the universe has anything on this place.
marinator - April 30, 2008
I spent half an hour on a Picture Story with a Faustian Theme
But then I realized that the story’s conclusion would get me banned, my village razed and my breakfast made out of my dog’s entrails.
So I’ve decided to restrain myself.
Frosty Raptor - April 30, 2008
Ah screw it, I'd rather get the banhammer than waste half an hour...
Frosty Raptor - April 30, 2008
That was f-ing hilarious
tresselfan - April 30, 2008
Funny stuff here!
That made me laugh heartily, maybe even guffaw.
coolguyrob - April 30, 2008
HAHA
This thread is making me hysterical.
phil333 - April 30, 2008
best.thread.ever.
don gato - April 30, 2008
Holy shit, guys
I don’t know how you did it, but you made one of the funniest posts I’ve ever seen even funnier
ningwers - April 30, 2008
Dear God I hope someone gets this.
BrianL - April 30, 2008
HAHAHA
I like it
ningwers - April 30, 2008
You broke out the Tripel!
Personally I prefer the the dubble. Unfortunately the only place locally I knew that stocked it doesn’t get it anymore.
Sidi - April 30, 2008
This is an awesome way
to start the day. Thanks to Jeff for an awesome recap, to photoshoppers for an awesome job, and especially to King Awesome for making this all happen…awesomely.
jtopps - April 30, 2008
FYI
King Awesome’s BR page is down to $63.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - April 30, 2008
LookoutLanding >>>> Fark
PositivePaul - April 30, 2008
Most definitly.
Goose - April 30, 2008
Is it too early to nominate this thread for the LL Hall of Fame?
TheOptimist - April 30, 2008
No, never
but I do think we need to stop adding things to the HOF every other day.
Then of course, it’s not every day someone asks you to prove that the home team can’t change the rules of baseball at will
seattlebruin - April 30, 2008
Anyone care to try and save this thread and email it to me or something?
I can’t see a lot of the pics – anything by Brett, JI, BrianL, a few others
Or is it just something in my FF options? For the record, I’m at work so…
seattlebruin - April 30, 2008
I'm at work and a few of them are blocked for me too
but they’re fine at home.
Jeff Sullivan - April 30, 2008
I'm excited to see what happens when I get home then
should be lots of good CL material by then
seattlebruin - April 30, 2008
The 3 Stages of Sports Fan
MfaninAlaska - April 30, 2008
Bugger
Good show! Unfortunately, I’m going to remember this in place of a really important formula for my Math Final.
Frosty Raptor - April 30, 2008
By god, you nailed it
ningwers - April 30, 2008
I like it!
Goose - April 30, 2008
Perfect
Jeff Sullivan - April 30, 2008
Shit, this is funny stuff.
Please, Jeff, keep the pictures coming. Hell, we should all start submitting ourselves on a regular basis.
Wilder. - April 30, 2008
I got so upset yestereday when my internet went down and I lost the hidden subthread.
I hope you’re happy, Jeff
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 30, 2008
I knew wire cutters would work
We’re safe again.
Matthew - April 30, 2008
You can take away my internet, freedom, family, and friends
but you can’t take away my memory. I knows what I seen
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 30, 2008
men in black are on their way.
Matthew - April 30, 2008
Why is it always black? Why can't you send anyone in tan suits?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 30, 2008
Pink. They should wear pink suits
seattlebruin - April 30, 2008
Time to re-open comments and go back to that subthread
I have more things about abortion I want to tell you
Jeff Sullivan - April 30, 2008
I'm here now too!
Graham MacAree - April 30, 2008
rickpo - April 30, 2008
rickpo - April 30, 2008
make it go away!
kentroyals5 - April 30, 2008
Jeff joined the cast of Moonlight?
Llewdor - April 30, 2008
You know, for a while there I thought this community lost it's ability to be funny.
I thought maybe it had lost it’s charm.
But by god I think this thread has revived it. We needed this.
Well done everyone.
Goose - April 30, 2008
there has been a lack of photoshops this year
Someone should make one where we’re throwing Kenji under a bus.
Matthew - April 30, 2008
take 1
JI - April 30, 2008
I need a better Kenji
that doesn’t look half as good as it used to
JI - April 30, 2008
take 2
ehh, unless someone actually has a photo of someone trapped under a bus this idea is beyond my skills.
JI - April 30, 2008
Ok I just copied + Pasted a real CL ad and changed it around a little
But I think it totally works. (I didn’t actually post it, I am scared of what Jeff would do to me if I did). Here is goes…
Any ladies interested in watching Iron Man on Friday? – 23 (San Diego)
Reply to: pers-662423982@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-04-30, 11:51AM PDT
Hello women,
So I was thinking most people usually read this because either they are bored or just trying to get a laugh. Well this Friday I will be going to watch Iron Man most likely in San Marcos with my friends and I was wondering if someone would like to join me. Here is the catch. The following are some questions that I would like to get answered. The one with the most correct answers gets that ticket. Hey it helps past the time by and also it allows YOU to get to know a little bit about me :) Figured it would be something a little different.
Question 1: What was Thomas Cat’s first name before it was changed to Tom (Tom from Tom and Jerry)
Question 2: What ethnic food is Pho?
Question 3: Who is Jay Buhner?
Question 4: What do you look like? (Free points here :D )
Question 5: What do you like to eat? (Also free points :D )
Thats it. Pretty easy I would think. Also if you are wondering about the picture, I just happen to be a big Seattle Mariners fan (you would understand if you were from Seattle). This just happens to be the best one of me.
PostingID: 662423982
Fin - April 30, 2008
I thnk it'd be funnier with this pic
but that’s just me
JI - April 30, 2008
Jeff's O face?
Robert - April 30, 2008
Jasper.
Tom and Jerry is an awesome cartoon.
Matthew - April 30, 2008
I was tempted to flag your post just so Jeff would see it sooner
but I recommended it instead
seattlebruin - April 30, 2008
Jeff digs pho?
I Jeff hates pho?
Llewdor - April 30, 2008
I Jeff hates pho?
What?
Llewdor - April 30, 2008
What's wrong with Pho?
CapSea - April 30, 2008
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