Jeff and I are from San Diego where idiots do the wave during no hit bids and amazingly entertaining games.
So we have to deal with this crap all the time at Petco. But at OPENING DAY in Minnesota on Monday, this asshole kid in our section kept on trying to get the GA outfield seats to do the wave and was YELLING at people who wouldn't do it. I kept on yelling right back at him, "THE WAVE SUCKS BALLS." And "GO HOME WAVE BOY." Well eventually he pissed off the ushers and they sat next to him. They were talking to him for a while and eventually this kid (we guessed 18-19) starts BAWLING. We can't help but laugh at this man-cunt. So he's absolutely retarded-sobbing and we can't feel bad for his stupid actions.
As he is being ushered out, with tears still on his face ( we surmised they checked his ID, discovered he was under-age and drunk and booted him for that reason) he's yelling at our section with venom "THANKS FOR REPORTING ME GUYS, THANKS! I'M A REAL TWINS FAN :points at his giveaway Twins hat:" I promptly yelled back at him. "Real fans don't do the wave!!"
My section cheered, and I was in a Mets Beltran jersey and Mets hat. They were willing to cheer me even though we had stolen Santana from them. (I don't usually do the jersey thing when my team isn't playing but it was the national holiday of opening day.
The worst part is we know that them being in is meaningless and while we have an off-day tomorrow, I can see Willie not letting Billy pitch all three games of the Braves series because he can't pitch 4 times in 5 days.
Makes more sense than 'keep sidearm middle reliever in game with stand-in closer warming up to pitch to opposite-handed slugger, who destroys everything, just because'
Vidro hits the Mariner's first homerun.
Vidro steals a base.
Jose Lopez hit's the Mariner's second homerun.
Silva goes 7 innings, 116 pitches, 5Ks
Batista comes in and gets the save.
I like Batista. I know he's not that good and he makes a fair amount of mistakes and can't possibly be dominant but I just like watching him pitch. I can't really explain it because nothing he does is very exciting and usually he is just barely making it. Its weird, I know.
HAHAHA
That's gotta be the Official 9th inning Logo until JJ is back
mariners124m - April 2, 2008
That is pretty sweet. Not gonna lie
Two Rs and Two Ls - April 2, 2008
agreed
MFAN - April 2, 2008
Seconded
marinator - April 2, 2008
I agree with this
redwolf75 - April 2, 2008
Fifthed
Paytheline - April 2, 2008
excellent
JI - April 2, 2008
Nice!
ThundaPC - April 2, 2008
Well done.
Goose - April 2, 2008
Speaking of Rhodes
Think they'll try to hurry him back because of this?
OlSalty - April 2, 2008
Picture is super plus good
joof - April 2, 2008
Very nice!
krb - April 2, 2008
I heartily approve
of that picture.
BrianL - April 2, 2008
I prefer a picture of Ayala..but nice
kentroyals5 - April 2, 2008
good point.
redwolf75 - April 2, 2008
Don't you -ever- say that name here again
EVER!
OlSalty - April 2, 2008
You just say that, but will never experience the pain.
Wilder. - April 2, 2008
No, that caption would read:
"Ayala in, loss imminent"
BrianL - April 2, 2008
THAT
IceStormV1 - April 2, 2008
Sean Green is very similar to Silva
Corco - April 2, 2008
minus the sidearm thing
Corco - April 2, 2008
Can we put a picture of Eddie G. in
holding a gas can and a blow torch?
PDXTai - April 2, 2008
nice play
thenatural - April 2, 2008
Well, guess Green isn't the closer tonight.
HARRYP09 - April 2, 2008
I just heard Batista is warming up
can anyone confirm?
Corco - April 2, 2008
Wouldn't surprise me.
Today is his throw day, isn't it?
BrianL - April 2, 2008
that's right
Corco - April 2, 2008
Thats what they said in the pregame yea
seattlesundevil - April 2, 2008
Dammit, reply to the comment above.
BrianL - April 2, 2008
Sean Green has a split? Huh?
redwolf75 - April 2, 2008
Sounds like the wave is going on.
:(
krb - April 2, 2008
Kill the wave
kentroyals5 - April 2, 2008
STOPTHEWAVE(.com)
Corco - April 2, 2008
nasty K
MFAN - April 2, 2008
K
Sit down.
ThundaPC - April 2, 2008
This Sean Green kid is pretty good
OlSalty - April 2, 2008
THE WAVE MUST DIE
Gomez - April 2, 2008
I tried to stop it to no avail! :(
BrettJMiller - April 2, 2008
GOT HIM
thenatural - April 2, 2008
Just Let Green Pitch the 9th
3 run lead, off day tomorrow
marinator - April 2, 2008
I know it applies to pretty much everyone
but if Green could improve his command just 5-10%, he'd be unbelievable.
Jeff Sullivan - April 2, 2008
Has your traffic gone up with the new software Jeff?
These game threads are selling like hotcakes.
future - April 2, 2008
Hard to tell since it goes up anyway every season
but if you think tonight's crazy, go back two days. My keyboard caught fire.
Jeff Sullivan - April 2, 2008
Dammit Dave, NO!
It's never nice to see/hear the wave.
BrianL - April 2, 2008
Agree - eff the wave.
seattlesundevil - April 2, 2008
Funny story
Jeff and I are from San Diego where idiots do the wave during no hit bids and amazingly entertaining games.
So we have to deal with this crap all the time at Petco. But at OPENING DAY in Minnesota on Monday, this asshole kid in our section kept on trying to get the GA outfield seats to do the wave and was YELLING at people who wouldn't do it. I kept on yelling right back at him, "THE WAVE SUCKS BALLS." And "GO HOME WAVE BOY." Well eventually he pissed off the ushers and they sat next to him. They were talking to him for a while and eventually this kid (we guessed 18-19) starts BAWLING. We can't help but laugh at this man-cunt. So he's absolutely retarded-sobbing and we can't feel bad for his stupid actions.
As he is being ushered out, with tears still on his face ( we surmised they checked his ID, discovered he was under-age and drunk and booted him for that reason) he's yelling at our section with venom "THANKS FOR REPORTING ME GUYS, THANKS! I'M A REAL TWINS FAN :points at his giveaway Twins hat:" I promptly yelled back at him. "Real fans don't do the wave!!"
My section cheered, and I was in a Mets Beltran jersey and Mets hat. They were willing to cheer me even though we had stolen Santana from them. (I don't usually do the jersey thing when my team isn't playing but it was the national holiday of opening day.
future - April 2, 2008
Great story, I about busted a nut.
Wilder. - April 2, 2008
Thanks
Jeff knows my hatred for the wave has no bounds.
future - April 2, 2008
This is absolutely true
Jeff Sullivan - April 2, 2008
Seriously
I hate MN sports fans. They make Southern California fans seem bearable, mostly because SC doesn't have many teams that are dominant.
future - April 2, 2008
I pantsed a guy trying to do the wave once.
During the 9th inning of a 1 run game. He was removed from the stadium for indecent exposure. One of my better moments.
Sec 108 - April 2, 2008
I love you
You do the wave hating nation proud.
future - April 2, 2008
Good ol' days
I remember last year with Sean Green and Sean White..Didn't know which one sucked early on, so I just got anxious when a "Sean" came in.
kentroyals5 - April 2, 2008
I think it was Sean White, before they invented an injury for him
Fin - April 2, 2008
Fully aware now...but yes...I wish I was good enough to get to the big leagues
And then have an injury named for my sucky-ness....but nothing like anal fissures. No one has that.
kentroyals5 - April 2, 2008
Good call
I ehohelled.
qrsouther - April 2, 2008
Owned
ThundaPC - April 2, 2008
YEAH!!!
thenatural - April 2, 2008
In Green I Have More Trust Than Most Other Middle Relief Pitchers
Matthew - April 2, 2008
Green is the shit
Fin - April 2, 2008
The staying power of the wave
is astonishing.
Like, give it up already, eh?
Paytheline - April 2, 2008
I fail to understand it.
JI - April 2, 2008
If the wave never existed before, and you tried to invent it, people would beat the shit out of you
it's the perfect example of something that people do simply because they've been doing it forever.
Jeff Sullivan - April 2, 2008
fuck Deion Branch
Sean Green is the seattle pride of Louisville.
MFAN - April 2, 2008
Not gonna lie...
the M's are kind of a relief pitcher puppy mill.
dkulich - April 2, 2008
I don't wanna see how they create them.....
kentroyals5 - April 2, 2008
Woo!
I agree with the "keep him in" sentiment.
seattlesundevil - April 2, 2008
Lowe in the 9th please.
If only because I picked him up in a fantasy league today.
Goose - April 2, 2008
ditto
MFAN - April 2, 2008
Another awesome Green appearance
Just keep him away from lefties and the kid gold, Jerry, gold!
OlSalty - April 2, 2008
kid is*
Dammit
OlSalty - April 2, 2008
due up in 9th
lefty lefty lefty
Matthew - April 2, 2008
So let's bring in Batista!
If only RRS weren't hanging out in Tacoma like he isn't.
Jeff Sullivan - April 2, 2008
RRS should be the closer.
JI - April 2, 2008
Yep, we needabatista
OlSalty - April 2, 2008
Batista closing.
So says Brett from the game.
Goose - April 2, 2008
Sounds about right
cwel87 - April 2, 2008
Batista warming up?
ThundaPC - April 2, 2008
odd
thenatural - April 2, 2008
Oh shit, Beluga Tits warming up
Did we not learn from Toronto in 2005?
Gomez - April 2, 2008
Batista sucked as a closer.
This is stupid.
JI - April 2, 2008
CL0S3R B4T15T4
woot
Corco - April 2, 2008
that hurt to read
JI - April 2, 2008
B37U64 T1T5
Gomez - April 2, 2008
now im trippin balls
yay!
RobotNinja51 - April 2, 2008
Beluga Tits for the save!
Interesting.
seattlesundevil - April 2, 2008
Batista vs 3 lefites??
RRS????
MFAN - April 2, 2008
wait a second
THAT MAKES SENSE
Corco - April 2, 2008
good call, forget it then
MFAN - April 2, 2008
Batista is going to strike out 4 gusy in the ninth
the way this game is going
Corco - April 2, 2008
Quick, somehow score more runs Ms
Matthew - April 2, 2008
maybe richie will give us some insurance...
haha
thenatural - April 2, 2008
Yes, when he quits baseball...
and sells insurance to make a living.
dkulich - April 2, 2008
Haha yeah
And maybe these paint chips will help me study
mariners124m - April 2, 2008
Geico
So easy, Big Richie can do it
Gomez - April 2, 2008
I can just see him doing something in a commercial like that
and as they say that he trips and breaks his ankle
thenatural - April 2, 2008
Richie: (falls, breaks ankle)
Bavasi: I... I had no idea he would suck this much.
Caveman: Yeah, well, maybe you should have done your research.
Gomez - April 2, 2008
Get a couple more runs
Let's GSP this inning
marinator - April 2, 2008
Richie is an out machine
kentroyals5 - April 2, 2008
Well.
Mac is known to make smart decisions.
...
krb - April 2, 2008
Free RRS!
OlSalty - April 2, 2008
Kiss my balls Sims
JI - April 2, 2008
Fuck you Sims.
I'll boo if I want.
Goose - April 2, 2008
We're killing him
because he sucks
cwel87 - April 2, 2008
my mom always said to kill them with kindness :)
MFAN - April 2, 2008
I'd love to see a standing ovation for an 0-4, 3 k night
kentroyals5 - April 2, 2008
At least Richie's making solid contact
Jeff Sullivan - April 2, 2008
Sims told me to "lay off"
and he said it with conviction.
MFAN - April 2, 2008
Sims...Sexson sucks. You know that
Corco - April 2, 2008
Dave Sims
He sucked all year last year too. This is not a new trend.
dkulich - April 2, 2008
Sexson completes another 0-for night
IceStormV1 - April 2, 2008
Beltre!!
Happybelly - April 2, 2008
Beltre awesome
Blow it open
Corco - April 2, 2008
King Awesome!
ThundaPC - April 2, 2008
Ade!!!
Double06 - April 2, 2008
very nice
mr. beltre
cchaney - April 2, 2008
smoked
Matthew - April 2, 2008
Ah Sims..
Thanks for the hint of "dont hate him"
seattlesundevil - April 2, 2008
KING AWESOME
never lets me down
thenatural - April 2, 2008
Awesome, King
Wilder. - April 2, 2008
Beltre!
Someone get him home.
krb - April 2, 2008
Funk Blast right here
vkut79 - April 2, 2008
I finally installed Mosaic on my computer.
This program fucking rocks.
Wilder. - April 2, 2008
NCSA Mosaic? Or some other mosaic
Corco - April 2, 2008
Its pretty fucking badass
Ive been loving it since they got it working alright... its still a little glitchy, but no major complaints
thenatural - April 2, 2008
I wasn't able to run the program on my old laptop, but my new MacBook Pro was built for this kind of performance.
Wilder. - April 2, 2008
It took me a while to write my last post
Jeff, you have to be proud I didn't just go over and push him to fall to his death and land on Torii Hunter.
future - April 2, 2008
I wouldn't have minded that so much
Jeff Sullivan - April 2, 2008
shit.
how do i post pics again?
redwolf75 - April 2, 2008
*cough*
redwolf75 - April 2, 2008
If you can't figure it out then I guess I'm proud to be the only SBN writer with a reader in preschool
Jeff Sullivan - April 2, 2008
I always relied on the html link.
Memorizing is for pussies
redwolf75 - April 2, 2008
Shit, how did I miss that.
I plead ignorance.
redwolf75 - April 2, 2008
Don't worry, we can't charge four year olds as adults
Jeff Sullivan - April 2, 2008
Needs more Hyphen :(
Nick S - April 2, 2008
Well, here goes nothing....
ThundaPC - April 2, 2008
Beluga is Closer?
IcebreakerX - April 2, 2008
Beluga in. Game over.
vkut79 - April 2, 2008
Its normally
Beluga in. Game starts.
kentroyals5 - April 2, 2008
Brett lies.
Goose - April 2, 2008
Liar
BrettJMiller - April 2, 2008
yay green
cchaney - April 2, 2008
Batista's not closing?
What?
IceStormV1 - April 2, 2008
Batista is much whiter than I remember
MFAN - April 2, 2008
No tits
Corco - April 2, 2008
Oh shit
Green vs lefties. Squinty wants to throw this lead away.
Gomez - April 2, 2008
Okay well Green is even worse than Batista here
Jeff Sullivan - April 2, 2008
Is Mac secretly reading this?
krb - April 2, 2008
FREE RRS
MFAN - April 2, 2008
Mac is still retarded
kentroyals5 - April 2, 2008
So this is a bad idea
Nick S - April 2, 2008
!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!??!?!?!?!?
FUCKING CHRIST
Corco - April 2, 2008
Where the fuck was that?
RIGHT DOWN THE PIPE
Happybelly - April 2, 2008
At least it's not Ho-Ram in, game over
HARRYP09 - April 2, 2008
there we go
douchebags
Corco - April 2, 2008
That's a funny looking ball
Jeff Sullivan - April 2, 2008
TITS!
BrianL - April 2, 2008
About time Squinty
OlSalty - April 2, 2008
Weird.
Goose - April 2, 2008
Really? Wow..
Can we please see RRS? Guh.. cmon Tits!
seattlesundevil - April 2, 2008
RRS WOOOOOOOO!
Oh not Sqinty McClusterfuck is still a complete retarded ass hat inbred fas baby with downs syndrome
JI - April 2, 2008
OK...
So what was the point of Sean Green being in there again?
dkulich - April 2, 2008
To make the game exciting
HARRYP09 - April 2, 2008
Incompetence every year
kentroyals5 - April 2, 2008
hahah come on Tits
dbroncos31 - April 2, 2008
This guy reminds me of Willie Randolph
Up 13 runs he had Pedro Feliciano and Billy Wagner pitch the 8th and 9th respectively.
future - April 2, 2008
Jeff
The worst part is we know that them being in is meaningless and while we have an off-day tomorrow, I can see Willie not letting Billy pitch all three games of the Braves series because he can't pitch 4 times in 5 days.
He slays me, that Widiot.
future - April 2, 2008
It's funny how "he slays me" means something completely different from "he kills me"
Jeff Sullivan - April 2, 2008
I do not feel 100% confident in this move
thenatural - April 2, 2008
I'm beginning to sense an angry rant
Jeff Sullivan - April 2, 2008
I don't get it, we didn't use RRS yesterday and tomorrow is an offday
OlSalty - April 2, 2008
RRS has yet to see the field IIRC
seattlesundevil - April 2, 2008
Yeah that's right
OlSalty - April 2, 2008
Beluga in? Runner on?
excuse me while I go cook a roast between pitches.
Matthew - April 2, 2008
I was in the middle of a big swig of orange juice
almost destroyed my computer
kentroyals5 - April 2, 2008
Maclaren doesn't know about RRS
vkut79 - April 2, 2008
RRS's position on the big board is LR
So he's not allowed to come in here.
dkulich - April 2, 2008
Ok, after what happened last night
and what happened earlier today, I don't think I could handle another blown save here.
Goose - April 2, 2008
Totally.
Still a bit upset over last night.
seattlesundevil - April 2, 2008
Like I said before
Sounds about right.
cwel87 - April 2, 2008
fuck you player A
Corco - April 2, 2008
outstanding player A highlight
MFAN - April 2, 2008
those are bad closer numbers :S
Corco - April 2, 2008
Okay, that actually makes sense
Squinty didn't want to pitch to Hamilton, so he went ahead and kept Green in to pitch around him, THEN got Beluga Tits.
Gomez - April 2, 2008
Uh why wouldn't you want to pitch to the leadoff batter with a three-run lead
Jeff Sullivan - April 2, 2008
He injured our closer
kentroyals5 - April 2, 2008
So you throw at his head.
dkulich - April 2, 2008
I wonder if he has issues standing in the batters box
with all that white chalk around him....
kentroyals5 - April 2, 2008
Not sure how this went unnoticed, but I approve. *rec*
BrettJMiller - April 2, 2008
Thanks to Brett for commenting and bringing this to my attention.
*rec* as well. Well done sir!
seattlesundevil - April 2, 2008
you put one of ours in the hospital
we put two of yours in the morgue
thenatural - April 2, 2008
No, the pitch to the worst player in the AL injured our closer
seattlesundevil - April 2, 2008
That was Young
he took offense to my relentless badgering.
Jeff Sullivan - April 2, 2008
Makes more sense than 'keep sidearm middle reliever in game with stand-in closer warming up to pitch to opposite-handed slugger, who destroys everything, just because'
Gomez - April 2, 2008
Now THAT is a long-ass title
Gomez - April 2, 2008
Why not pitch to Hamilton...
the worst thing that happens is its 4-2 and they have a little momentum.
dkulich - April 2, 2008
we're up by 4 runs, fuck em
who cares if he goes yard?
JI - April 2, 2008
If by 4 you mean 3.. then yea!
seattlesundevil - April 2, 2008
4-1=3
IcebreakerX - April 2, 2008
Still more informed than Sqinty
JI - April 2, 2008
Raul
That's Ichi's ball bitch
IceStormV1 - April 2, 2008
Jones would have had that...
wait what the hell!?
dkulich - April 2, 2008
AND RAUL IS STILL PLAYING JOY
CHOKE ON A RUSTY DILDO AND DIE JOHNNY MAC
JI - April 2, 2008
Dildoes oxidize?
Jeff Sullivan - April 2, 2008
::Shudder::
seattlesundevil - April 2, 2008
IF THEY ARE MADE OUT OF JAGGED METAL YES
JI - April 2, 2008
dildoes (is this really the plural?) have iron in them?
JuliaHope - April 2, 2008
no its, 'dilods'
we've been over this
JI - April 2, 2008
dildos
fail
JI - April 2, 2008
Dil does what?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - April 2, 2008
I don't think we ever really established it either way
Jeff Sullivan - April 2, 2008
yes we have
we had an entire sub thread about this
JI - April 2, 2008
I thought better of linking . . ..
Paytheline - April 2, 2008
good thing we have a 5 man bench
Nick S - April 2, 2008
do they make oxidized dildoes?
kentroyals5 - April 2, 2008
THATS A FUCKING OUT IF MAC DOES HIS JOB
FUCK YOU UP YOUR ASS SQUINTY
GODDAMN HE MAKES ME WANT TO SHAKE A BABY
JI - April 2, 2008
2 quick outs
1 more
ThundaPC - April 2, 2008
Eww at the contact he made on that one
Lucky it went right to Ichiro
OlSalty - April 2, 2008
I don't understand why they don't just throw down on those defensive indifferences
Jeff Sullivan - April 2, 2008
It's baffling
You're giving away a free chance at ending the game.
Matthew - April 2, 2008
Absolutely!
At worst you have a meaningless run advance; at best you have an out. Weird.
Paytheline - April 2, 2008
Jones would've had that
Corco - April 2, 2008
anyone not Raul would've had that
Scrupio - April 2, 2008
Stop being a pansy
And catch the damn ball Raul.
future - April 2, 2008
Adam Jones
Would have had that
IceStormV1 - April 2, 2008
I would have
had that. I notice you guys do the same thing we do whenever a bad play is made...Lastings would have had that.
future - April 2, 2008
be slower Raul. I dare you
Matthew - April 2, 2008
fuck you raul
thenatural - April 2, 2008
easy now
vkut79 - April 2, 2008
I stand by my statement
thenatural - April 2, 2008
Adam Jones makes that play
Wilder. - April 2, 2008
Ah, now it works... Jones would have had that
dkulich - April 2, 2008
Whats the point of getting Batista to pitch?
We have rested BP guys ready to go....
vkut79 - April 2, 2008
He's a proven closer...
a veteran that's been through wars.
dkulich - April 2, 2008
None of them have been through wars
nadzor - April 2, 2008
Take one for the team, you spasming corpse
Gomez - April 2, 2008
Charlton Heston Jimerson catches that too fwiw
Nick S - April 2, 2008
MARINERS WIN!
Stefan Y - April 2, 2008
JINX
redwolf75 - April 2, 2008
Fuck You
Batista In. Game Over.
IceStormV1 - April 2, 2008
Too late!
OlSalty - April 2, 2008
OH REALLY?
redwolf75 - April 2, 2008
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
OlSalty - April 2, 2008
Don't tempt me, I have 28 more!
redwolf75 - April 2, 2008
at least be thread friendly
JI - April 2, 2008
CHEMO THIS CANCER OFF OF THIS BLOG
Gomez - April 2, 2008
Hypercolor T-Shirts!!
...just saying they would be cool uniforms...
RobotNinja51 - April 2, 2008
SUCCESS!!!!!
ThundaPC - April 2, 2008
Jeter would have dove head first into the stands for that ball
He is the best defensive shortstop in the game
:-/
Wilder. - April 2, 2008
WOOOOOO WIN!
BrianL - April 2, 2008
not even Richie can fuck it up!
kentroyals5 - April 2, 2008
YOU SUCK SEXSON
M'S WIN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Corco - April 2, 2008
game
Double06 - April 2, 2008
Oh thank god.
Goose - April 2, 2008
M's WIN!!!!
Happybelly - April 2, 2008
BELUGA TITS IN, GAME OVER!
Gomez - April 2, 2008
Good thing we have
Charlton JimersonWillie Bloomquistto play LF.
Matthew - April 2, 2008
SEXSON YOU CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER
thenatural - April 2, 2008
Haha Sexson is awful
vkut79 - April 2, 2008
M's WIN!!!!!!!!!
M's WIN!!!!!!
thenatural - April 2, 2008
hahaha even Sexson can't fuck that one up badly enough
M'S WIN
SAVED BY TITS
Nick S - April 2, 2008
We should just put Putz in the rotation now, keep it like this
vkut79 - April 2, 2008
RRS 4 rotati0n plz
Nick S - April 2, 2008
Well we did the minimum, 2/3
vkut79 - April 2, 2008
Both the guys who needed to be replaced failed miserably.
DIAF SQUINTY
JI - April 2, 2008
Fuck I almost busted a gut on that Sexson bumble
JuliaHope - April 2, 2008
I woulda DFA'd him
Die in a Fire by Arson
kentroyals5 - April 2, 2008
Looked safe to me.
Paytheline - April 2, 2008
alright.
series win. I'll take it. Do it again in Baltimore and we're fine.
Matthew - April 2, 2008
I almost wish Sexson would have booted it
so we could boo him more.
dkulich - April 2, 2008
Celebrating a Mariners win while at work? Not as fun.
But Jesus Richie.. can you try any harder to suck? Put that effort in to NOT sucking and you may have somethin..
seattlesundevil - April 2, 2008
tits FTW!!!
MFAN - April 2, 2008
Tits In.
Game Over.
dbroncos31 - April 2, 2008
Oh great.
Please tell me this isn't a regular thing now.
Ribs heal quickly, right?
JuliaHope - April 2, 2008
sadly you can't fix stupid
JI - April 2, 2008
Now you have twice as many reasons to hope so
Jeff Sullivan - April 2, 2008
Mine took a few weeks to heal
Though at the same time mine were broken.
Gomez - April 2, 2008
So therefore your injury has limited to no applicability to the current situation
Jeff Sullivan - April 2, 2008
Who doesn't love Tits?
He's a great pitcher?
dbroncos31 - April 2, 2008
Fuck
No ? obviously.
dbroncos31 - April 2, 2008
That game was so bizzarre
it made firefox crash when it ended.
dkulich - April 2, 2008
Good cover by Tits by the way
That's something that would have been easy to forget to do coming in out of the pen.
Matthew - April 2, 2008
Turbo says
He feels younger
IceStormV1 - April 2, 2008
Which is funny since he's actually the complete opposite
Jeff Sullivan - April 2, 2008
Lets review....
Vidro hits the Mariner's first homerun.
Vidro steals a base.
Jose Lopez hit's the Mariner's second homerun.
Silva goes 7 innings, 116 pitches, 5Ks
Batista comes in and gets the save.
Welcome to Negative World.
ThundaPC - April 2, 2008
yeah, I'm asking for a raise tomorrow.
JuliaHope - April 2, 2008
Shouldn't you ask for a pay decrease?
HARRYP09 - April 2, 2008
It's a weird world my friend.
Grad students may get pay increases when Lopez hits a FB.
JuliaHope - April 2, 2008
And Richie still blows
Yup, even in negative world.
cwel87 - April 2, 2008
Sexson was still awful
I guess he was already from negative world
sandalfan - April 2, 2008
Turbo wants Mantank to hurry up so he can get celebratory hot dogs
Gomez - April 2, 2008
Back to Raul "running" for that bloop near the foul line
Mark McLemore makes that play. And they're back spasm buddies.
qrsouther - April 2, 2008
Richie Sexson
Nixes Heroics
Woo hoo, I did an anagram.
rickpo - April 2, 2008
JI - April 2, 2008
If Richie weren't so perfect this would be the new site logo
Jeff Sullivan - April 2, 2008
I wish we could change the default avatar to this...
then I would unblock them
thenatural - April 2, 2008
You gotta do something with it.
but someone's gotta fix the orange trim
JI - April 2, 2008
I nominate this for new site logo anyway.
BrettJMiller - April 2, 2008
Richie Sexson
blows mad horse cock.
I didn't.
cwel87 - April 2, 2008
Game over in time for South Park and UFO Hunters
yeeeeessss
JI - April 2, 2008
Next up:
redwolf75 - April 2, 2008
Hoffman - blown save
You're a first-ballot HOF'er but it's over dude. retire.
lemonverbena - April 2, 2008
yeah that was smoked...
his retirement is well past due
thenatural - April 2, 2008
He was decent last year...
...well at least until....
JI - April 2, 2008
I miss being able to go to the stadium and see everyone flip out at Hells Bells
Jeff Sullivan - April 2, 2008
ugh, now he's hung with the L. that was a freakin bomb.
still haven't forgiven him for the 1-game playoff against the Rocks last year.
lemonverbena - April 2, 2008
yep, now it sounds like an oddity
and out of place downtown.
lemonverbena - April 2, 2008
The one part of Padres games that used to be exciting
Jeff Sullivan - April 2, 2008
Gaslamp game thread react to Hoffy blown save:
no idea what it means but it is somehow awesome.
lemonverbena - April 2, 2008
Them and their unicorns
that sandwich looks delicious.
Jeff Sullivan - April 2, 2008
i'm looking for the wiki
instead, this:
Cammy was ambiguous before ambig was hip
lemonverbena - April 2, 2008
The hair!
Must...wear...zubaz...
Jeff Sullivan - April 2, 2008
One of those guys is dead
The other's career is on life support.
Gomez - April 2, 2008
thank christ i had to work late
i was offered free tix to that train wreck of a game.
sandwich? i thought that was a retarded hot dog,
lemonverbena - April 2, 2008
If the bit that connects both sides of the bun tears apart it becomes a sandwich
Jeff Sullivan - April 2, 2008
i hate it when that happens! buns fail.
also i decided i don't care what the unicorn means. let the Pads fans have their weird gay secrets.
lemonverbena - April 2, 2008
Hot dog buns need better connective tissue
So does JJ Putz.
>:(
Jeff Sullivan - April 2, 2008
arrrrgrhhhgggggg
mild. mild. mild.
lemonverbena - April 2, 2008
LOLest subthread of the thread.
seattlesundevil - April 2, 2008
For those who havn't noticed,
GS52 got his first save:
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2008_04_02_tbamlb_balmlb_1&mode=wrap
redwolf75 - April 2, 2008
good for George
but this series with Bmore is going to be like a sad reunion with ex's
lemonverbena - April 2, 2008
Hopefully we'll never need to see him.
redwolf75 - April 2, 2008
WOO!
I have him on my fantasy team!
seattlesundevil - April 2, 2008
For some reaon
I like Batista. I know he's not that good and he makes a fair amount of mistakes and can't possibly be dominant but I just like watching him pitch. I can't really explain it because nothing he does is very exciting and usually he is just barely making it. Its weird, I know.
Edgar for Pres - April 2, 2008
hmm... sounds familiar...
i was howling when Mac brought in him in relief of Felix last year at Petco, but shit if it didn't work then and again tonight.
that's why he makes the BIG bucks.
lemonverbena - April 2, 2008
Giants have bases loaded with 1 out
I'd still be shocked if they scored.
MFAN - April 2, 2008
Does anyone else think
Brad Wilkerson is the most squirrelly looking mother fucker ever?
It looks like he WANTS to get punched in the head.
PShwa - April 2, 2008
he reminds me of the non-Rick Moranis McKenzie brother in strange brew
MFAN - April 2, 2008
Dave Thomas?
BrettJMiller - April 2, 2008
yup, that's it!
Maybe it's the squinty face, but I think there is a resemblance.
MFAN - April 2, 2008
PShwa - April 2, 2008
o.O
HARRYP09 - April 2, 2008
Ha ha ha...brilliant...
SethGrandpa - April 3, 2008
I take it back.
At least it isn't a fat guy in a track suit with a bunny head.
HARRYP09 - April 2, 2008
Ok so I just woke up
What. The. Fuck.
Graham MacAree - April 3, 2008
I need your opinion of why this is on the HH welcome area:
"Welcome to Los Angeles of Anaheim. Halos Heaven is an Angels Fan Site."
naviomelo - April 3, 2008
I need to know why you went to Halos Heaven on purpose.
BrettJMiller - April 3, 2008
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