Ownership mandated? What, Nintendo demands more Japanese players?
I’m actually not entirely averse to overpaying slightly for Japanese players – I like the Mariners’ international flavor a lot, actually – but at some point it just becomes self-immolatingly stupid. The Sasake extension being my favorite example.
By the way, sometimes I really want my guys to succeed and I offer
money if they do something. (ie. Mike Richards if you score on this PK I’ll send you $20, etc)
I said to Richie right before the pitch that I’d give him $20 if he went yard. So do I pay up, even though he’s banking $15.5 mil? I kind of want to stand by my principle but on the other hand it’s $20 and thats a lot to send to him.
I don’t get it, we’re really pessimistic then we get cocky in stupid situations and karma kicks our ass. No one should ever think it’s a sure win till the game is over.
“JJ Putz is back but looks a little rusty still and a lot of guys in the Mariners bullpen are in different roles than they’re used to, I think once JJ knocks the rust off he’ll be fine.” – Chris Singleton, Baseball Tonight
I really am glad Clement's out that's gone RICHIEEE!!!
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
FUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matthew - May 1, 2008
Richie single Kenji DP Wlad K
redwolf75 - May 1, 2008
NEVERMIND FUCK YEAH
redwolf75 - May 1, 2008
SEXSON FUNK BLAST!!!!!!
ThundaPC - May 1, 2008
RICHIE FUNK BLAST 300!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BrianL - May 1, 2008
FUNK BLAST!!!
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
Kobayashi used to be the Chiba Lotte Marines clo-
BIG RICHIE FUCKING SEXSON WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Gomez - May 1, 2008
Maybe Joh
will get on and Wlad will hit a 2 run shot?
TheOptimist - May 1, 2008
FUNK BLAST!!!!!!!
ColeFitz - May 1, 2008
RICHIE SEXSON!!!!!!!!!!!1
WOOOHOOOO!!!
Corco - May 1, 2008
RICHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happybelly - May 1, 2008
FUNK BLAST RICHIE!!
thenatural - May 1, 2008
Oh.
Nevermind.
TheOptimist - May 1, 2008
FUCK YEAH!!
basebliman - May 1, 2008
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
oh and #300!!!
MFAN - May 1, 2008
fitting that he gets 300 in Cleveland
Corco - May 1, 2008
Great, I click open the new thread and already know that
AWESOME IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
seattlebruin - May 1, 2008
Way to open up a new thread, Richie.
BrianL - May 1, 2008
SEXSON!!!
GIVE HIM A CONTRACT EXTENSION!!!
LantermanC - May 1, 2008
No.
BrianL - May 1, 2008
LETS NOT SAY THINGS WE CANT TAKE BACK
JI - May 1, 2008
FB!
Fett42 - May 1, 2008
HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT!!!
BIG SEXY!
deacvision7 - May 1, 2008
JI - May 1, 2008
Love it!
ningwers - May 1, 2008
JI - May 1, 2008
I feel so warm and fuzzy whenever we get a chance to post Richie FB photoshops
It reminds me of a time when Big Richie was our obvious go-to guy for the longball. Seems so, so long ago these days.
esoteric - May 1, 2008
Kobayashi should stick to hot dogs....
vkut79 - May 1, 2008
Vidro should go make a friend
Gomez - May 1, 2008
Richie!!!! eh your ok
CstSnow - May 1, 2008
he smoked the dogshit out of that ball
deacvision7 - May 1, 2008
FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKER.
FOUR YEAR CONTRACT EXTENSION!
esoteric - May 1, 2008
BEST IDEA EVAR
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
YEAH
FOR WLAD AND CLEMENT
Wait, am I doing it wrong?
Gomez - May 1, 2008
RICHIE!!!!!!
LongLiveTheKings - May 1, 2008
1 Run Lead!
False Hope.
Slica - May 1, 2008
you expect JJ
to blow the save?
MfaninAlaska - May 1, 2008
Sadly, it has happened before.
Get your JJ Cockpunch photoshops at the ready.
(remember, you set your expectations low so that you can never get truly hurt)
esoteric - May 1, 2008
While I'm not expecting it
This will be his first outing since he got nuked and nearly blew that big lead.
Gomez - May 1, 2008
Not necessarily
I expect the Mariners to lose.
They usually do.
Slica - May 1, 2008
They usually win too.
ThundaPC - May 1, 2008
True.
But I fear losing. Its the devil.
Slica - May 1, 2008
Yes.
redwolf75 - May 1, 2008
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
I love this one
Alex B - May 1, 2008
I always believed in you, Richie!
(At least just for this year.)
Teej - May 1, 2008
Well, congratulations to Richie for #300
seattlebruin - May 1, 2008
Richmond Funk!
chinn - May 1, 2008
Come on Kenji
you destroy Japanese pitching
Matthew - May 1, 2008
ThundaPC - May 1, 2008
Looks like Richie is no longer the team's scapegoat
vkut79 - May 1, 2008
That may be our newly extended catcher
Gomez - May 1, 2008
I shouldn't be knocking Bavasi since his pops just died...
...but ain’t it just like him to make an utterly inexplicable/inexcusable move for every decent one? I mean WTF? Why now of all times to extend Kenji?
esoteric - May 1, 2008
I think we're giving him the benefit of the doubt that this was ownership mandated
but, man those terms suck
Matthew - May 1, 2008
The Sasaki extension was my favorite dumb move ever
Robert - May 1, 2008
That was just mind-numbingly awful.
BrianL - May 1, 2008
No I honestly loved that move
Kaz was my favorite player
Robert - May 1, 2008
refusing to pay Mike Cameron FTW
JI - May 1, 2008
Ownership mandated? What, Nintendo demands more Japanese players?
I’m actually not entirely averse to overpaying slightly for Japanese players – I like the Mariners’ international flavor a lot, actually – but at some point it just becomes self-immolatingly stupid. The Sasake extension being my favorite example.
esoteric - May 1, 2008
Kenji is now.
BrianL - May 1, 2008
I like to blame Coach when he's around.
JI - May 1, 2008
Kenji's done.
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
Here's to hoping Richie hits another 100 with us
When Bavasi gives him a 4 year extension (You know it’s happening)
LantermanC - May 1, 2008
25 HR a year? Eh, that might not be terrible...
...if he played a strong defensive second base.
esoteric - May 1, 2008
The suckfest continues
With Wilkerson eliminated, who will win? Kenji vs. Vidro
vkut79 - May 1, 2008
cairo always wins
Tony S - May 1, 2008
He has like 2 AB?
vkut79 - May 1, 2008
Cairo's suckfest "Q rating" is diminished by the fact that he's only a bench player
Only Kenji and Turbo are really in the running here.
esoteric - May 1, 2008
Kenji, sadly
At least to this point
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
By a TON too: He has a .454 OPS
That’s the lowest I’ve seen for a regular for an entire month.
vkut79 - May 1, 2008
29 OPS+ going into today
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
By the way, what would Kenji have to do to get to 100 OPS+ this year?
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
HGH milkshakes
JI - May 1, 2008
Assuming the same playing time, 5 months of a 114 OPS+
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
Jesus Christ...his season's already fuckt, isn't it?
What a great time for the extension.
esoteric - May 1, 2008
Considering last year he was 101 with a line of .287/.322/.433
Then (depending on league averages) wouldn’t he have to hit like .310/.345/.465 the rest the way? I’m just guessing, no math done here.
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
Play the rest of the year in High Desert
Gomez - May 1, 2008
Well, good thing we pinch ran for Clement
dbroncos31 - May 1, 2008
Here's to hoping Wlad doesn't get the golden sombrero.
Nope, but he nearly killed the pitcher with his bat shards.
AtomicGarden - May 1, 2008
Not a strike out!
Progress
Robert - May 1, 2008
That has to scare the shit out of you.
ColeFitz - May 1, 2008
Richie passes the Kobayashi Maru test
yes, I go Star Trek for my first ever LL post
PUTZ WOOHOO
Lents Park Homer - May 1, 2008
Drop the H and we may except you into the community.
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
Ricie passes te Kobayashi Maru test
yes, I go Star Trek for my first ever LL post
PUTZ WOOOO
by Lents Park omer
thenatural - May 1, 2008
Good enough, but you missed one.
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
FAIL FAIL FAIL
seattlebruin - May 1, 2008
I missed one... not 3
thenatural - May 1, 2008
I stand by my woohoo
syntax is not my strong suit in excited yells
Lents Park Homer - May 1, 2008
Unfortunately, Putz WOOOOOOOOO is an LL-ism
so you don’t get syntax choices. Home team rules
seattlebruin - May 1, 2008
except?
ningwers - May 1, 2008
You may have noticed that nobody here can type
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
It does create a sense of community
ningwers - May 1, 2008
My accuracy is actually just a staggering series of coincidences
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
That's how I describe my career to date
ningwers - May 1, 2008
It's also how your parents describe you
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
I assume my creation no different
“Wait… sperm AND egg? Shit, well I guess we’ll keep it.”
ningwers - May 1, 2008
94% of non-Catholic babies are accidents
JI - May 1, 2008
The other 6% are desperate attempts to save failing marriages
ningwers - May 1, 2008
You could not be moree correct.
JI - May 1, 2008
oyur ang?
JI - May 1, 2008
inw
seattlebruin - May 1, 2008
It sucks that I scan't reccomend my own posts.
JI - May 1, 2008
Tats wat se said
Gomez - May 1, 2008
LATE
JI - May 1, 2008
I resent that.
I went to Steve Kelley Community College.
So booyah bitches.
Suck it.
Slica - May 1, 2008
Awesome.
Star Trek rules. woo.
AtomicGarden - May 1, 2008
Not just Star Trek, but super irredeemably dorky esoteric Star Trek.
Of course, I get the reference too, so we’re both equally fucked.
esoteric - May 1, 2008
Wow
That bat was so close to making Kobayashi’s ugly face even uglier.
Gomez - May 1, 2008
what a pussy
thenatural - May 1, 2008
Well, atleast Wlad didn't K that time.
TheOptimist - May 1, 2008
Almost Wlad! the Impaler amirite?
Robert - May 1, 2008
funny
ColeFitz - May 1, 2008
Win
Alex B - May 1, 2008
Hwo did Morrow look?
Fett42 - May 1, 2008
Good.
ThundaPC - May 1, 2008
Brief
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
Phew
Fett42 - May 1, 2008
Well, 4 pitch K looking.
All strikes. Not bad, but it’s 1 batter.
TheOptimist - May 1, 2008
.... 40% of the HRs have occurred in the last 33% of the game in a tiny sample size
surprised? Not at all.
seattlebruin - May 1, 2008
ah shit son
JI - May 1, 2008
Way to misjudge it Dellucci
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
By the way, sometimes I really want my guys to succeed and I offer
money if they do something. (ie. Mike Richards if you score on this PK I’ll send you $20, etc)
I said to Richie right before the pitch that I’d give him $20 if he went yard. So do I pay up, even though he’s banking $15.5 mil? I kind of want to stand by my principle but on the other hand it’s $20 and thats a lot to send to him.
dbroncos31 - May 1, 2008
give it to charity
Matthew - May 1, 2008
and by charity
I mean, donate it to LL
Matthew - May 1, 2008
And by donate it to LL
you mean your personal beer fund, yes?
BrianL - May 1, 2008
Yeah, that might work
But I was really hoping to eventually be able to send like Yuni or someone $20 as a semi-joke.
dbroncos31 - May 1, 2008
in Richie's name
try the Human Fund
JI - May 1, 2008
Nice
Slica - May 1, 2008
wow, that confused me too
Matthew - May 1, 2008
wow that was badly misread
thenatural - May 1, 2008
Does Kobayashi have a flat top?
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
Hopefully Putz overcame whatever the hell happened to him last time
Fett42 - May 1, 2008
MfaninAlaska - May 1, 2008
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
thanks
blew that first attempt
MfaninAlaska - May 1, 2008
Actually, JJ, that's a terrible likeness
That looks more like Corey Hart than you.
Gomez - May 1, 2008
Never surrender.
BrianL - May 1, 2008
He wears his sunglasses at night
so he can so he can steal 2nd so Prince can drive him in
Gomez - May 1, 2008
MfaninAlaska - May 1, 2008
Already fixed it >:(
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
start the bbq, this is over
Tony S - May 1, 2008
that's pretty sweet
Matthew - May 1, 2008
lower that ERA JJ, it looks yucky
MFAN - May 1, 2008
HIS ERA SUCKS!
RELEASE JJ PUTZ HE’S WASHED UP!
BrianL - May 1, 2008
More velocity JJ
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
STOP THE DRUMMER STOP STOP STOP STOP!!!
seattlebruin - May 1, 2008
filthy
thenatural - May 1, 2008
JJs mentality makes him a great closer
Not the 98 mph fastball or splitter
Fett42 - May 1, 2008
it's his large intestines!
they are made of win!
Matthew - May 1, 2008
and feces
lots of feces
ningwers - May 1, 2008
good closers eat lots of bran!
Matthew - May 1, 2008
While mediocre ones eat lots brains?
ningwers - May 1, 2008
Get that split over
chinn - May 1, 2008
like that
chinn - May 1, 2008
K!!!
Happybelly - May 1, 2008
K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BrianL - May 1, 2008
K
Shut that drum up.
ThundaPC - May 1, 2008
PRONKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Gomez - May 1, 2008
High heat!
TheOptimist - May 1, 2008
You closet Mariners fan!
seattlebruin - May 1, 2008
he's clearly out of the closet
basebliman - May 1, 2008
I'd rather face the White Sox then the Indians in the playoffs.
That’s the reason. Really. >_>
TheOptimist - May 1, 2008
K!!
1 down
MFAN - May 1, 2008
K high heat
thenatural - May 1, 2008
haha, dave simms
“STRUCK!!!” “Uhh.. struck out for strike 3.”
AtomicGarden - May 1, 2008
sims*
AtomicGarden - May 1, 2008
It was more like
Hell yelled out “SW-!!!”
but he only made it half way through the W
JI - May 1, 2008
JJpwned
Fett42 - May 1, 2008
I immediatly regret this
Fett42 - May 1, 2008
Go get that fucking cap and put it on
Gomez - May 1, 2008
Sims' call was amazing
JI - May 1, 2008
One down.
Argghh ye matey.
Slica - May 1, 2008
Uh oh.
BrianL - May 1, 2008
Nice bat speed fatty
So Ian Kennedy sucks.
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
>:)
Matthew - May 1, 2008
Not good.
TheOptimist - May 1, 2008
MORE VELOCITY JJ
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
Poor Pronk
Wonder how it feels to see yourself going over the hill of the career rollercoaster.
esoteric - May 1, 2008
Profitable
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
it feels $50 million good?
Matthew - May 1, 2008
DP please
MFAN - May 1, 2008
Garko should hang out with Randor Bierd
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
and give Jair Jurrjens a call and form a club
Nick S - May 1, 2008
With chairman Melchior
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
How did Geovany Soto suddenly become Piazza last year?
Fett42 - May 1, 2008
HGH
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
RICHIE IS NOT THE PLAYER I EXPECTED TO HOMER
alright finish this shit jj
Nick S - May 1, 2008
MORE VELOCITY, JJ!!!
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
Stop worrying me, JJ
It wasn’t funny when Eddie did it and it’s not funny here.
Gomez - May 1, 2008
JJ PUTZ GIVETH THE INDIANS HOPE THAT HE MIGHT TAKE IT AWAY
Fett42 - May 1, 2008
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
BrianL - May 1, 2008
Shit
Happybelly - May 1, 2008
CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
Not this again....
ThundaPC - May 1, 2008
Gaaah
esoteric - May 1, 2008
Dear JJ, when we started this relationshipt as you being the closer ...
.. I said no drama.
mark sobba - May 1, 2008
poop
JI - May 1, 2008
Alright I'm putting my lucky hat on now
Fett42 - May 1, 2008
Seriously guys we got this now
Fett42 - May 1, 2008
Sonuva...
TheOptimist - May 1, 2008
get more outs
MFAN - May 1, 2008
danger danger AWOOGA AWOOGA
Nick S - May 1, 2008
Gently Caress this shit
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
Cleveland broadcast just lost all credibility
they guaranteed that pitch would be in the dirt. I’d rather it have been in the dirt.
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
DO NOT WANT
deacvision7 - May 1, 2008
a DP by Cabrera would be appropriate
Matthew - May 1, 2008
you know thats not how it works right
Robert - May 1, 2008
where is Sean White when you need him?
Tony S - May 1, 2008
respect the arm
vkut79 - May 1, 2008
False Hope False Hope False Hope
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Trying to steal me booty.
Slica - May 1, 2008
JI - May 1, 2008
Time for me to do my nude good luck dance.
BrianL - May 1, 2008
FUCK
chinn - May 1, 2008
bring back Morrow!!
Matthew - May 1, 2008
JJs velocity is back down :(
seattlebruin - May 1, 2008
it's cool, AstroCab is a secret Mariners spy
Nick S - May 1, 2008
Gomez - May 1, 2008
What the hell JJ?
Happybelly - May 1, 2008
SHIT SHIT SHIT 92 MPH SHIT
JI - May 1, 2008
STOP THROWING IN THE LOW NINETIES
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
Unlike that asshole choo
Robert - May 1, 2008
throw strikes
ARTHUR RHODES FOR CLOSER!!!!!!
MFAN - May 1, 2008
NOT GOOD
esoteric - May 1, 2008
So JJ is still hurt...
JI - May 1, 2008
fffuuuuuccckkkk
BrianL - May 1, 2008
I WAS WRONG GIVE ME MORROW
JI - May 1, 2008
oh boy
this is not good. not good.
AtomicGarden - May 1, 2008
Fuck my life
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
strikes plz
kthx
Lents Park Homer - May 1, 2008
NOT NOT NOT GOOD
esoteric - May 1, 2008
Curse you JJ
You know I don’t deal well with this.
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
It's enough to break a man's faith
esoteric - May 1, 2008
Just put the knife down, Jeff...
Nice and slow.
ningwers - May 1, 2008
hahaha, total ball four
Matthew - May 1, 2008
GENTLY CARESS GENTLY CARESS GENTLY CARESS
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
NOOOOO
vkut79 - May 1, 2008
Please dont walk
A sub-.200 9 hitter…also known as my former fav mariners prospect.
Bring in Baek!
Slica - May 1, 2008
haha
AtomicGarden - May 1, 2008
Uh, why is that only a strike once?
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
GOD DAMNIT
Happybelly - May 1, 2008
WATCH THIS BIG FUCKER COME IN AND WALK THE WORLD
Gomez - May 1, 2008
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
BrianL - May 1, 2008
titty fuck my ass
Robert - May 1, 2008
Bases loaded.
TheOptimist - May 1, 2008
TIME FOR SOME GTP
GAME THREAD PESSIMISM
esoteric - May 1, 2008
This is highly illogical.
WHY, JJ, WHY?
AtomicGarden - May 1, 2008
Giordi divert all power to MPH
NOW you twit
Lents Park Homer - May 1, 2008
I AM NOT A MERRY MAN!
Goose - May 1, 2008
Hahaha
ningwers - May 1, 2008
well done
JI - May 1, 2008
God these Cleveland broadcasters....
vkut79 - May 1, 2008
SHIT ON A STICK
Nick S - May 1, 2008
DIE DIE DIE
esoteric - May 1, 2008
oh boy
Shit. Shit shit shit.
AtomicGarden - May 1, 2008
THIS BIG FUCKER IS WALKING THE WROLD SEASON'S OVER
JI - May 1, 2008
Not worried.
Fett42 - May 1, 2008
You should be his velocity is down 5 MPH and he doesn't have any command.
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
Lucky hat.
Fett42 - May 1, 2008
if we lose here you must burn your hat you know this right
Nick S - May 1, 2008
GIDP GIDP GIDP
LantermanC - May 1, 2008
that was the worst person to walk
Matthew - May 1, 2008
JI - May 1, 2008
What about the cerebral palsy kid?
ningwers - May 1, 2008
JI - May 1, 2008
He's down 3-4 mph
if he came back too early, I swear to god, fuck him.
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
i thought the radar gun was just way slow...
but yeah no wonder he can’t top 93
LantermanC - May 1, 2008
Sizemore.
vkut79 - May 1, 2008
Shit on a stick.
BrianL - May 1, 2008
DP Please
thenatural - May 1, 2008
If there is not a DP in the very near future someone will die
dbroncos31 - May 1, 2008
We're boned.
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
it isn't his velocity that scares me
It’s the lack of command.
Katal LM - May 1, 2008
I am scared by both
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
Don't do this shit JJ
Happybelly - May 1, 2008
SHIT ON A STICK
JI - May 1, 2008
AHHHHHH
vkut79 - May 1, 2008
Throw a fucking strike you cunt.
CstSnow - May 1, 2008
This will be way worse than a 1-0 loss
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Katal LM - May 1, 2008
WARM UP RRS
JI - May 1, 2008
I think this game may be over.
BrianL - May 1, 2008
Yea,
This is really bad.
ThundaPC - May 1, 2008
no....
2-0 fastball down the pipe, at 92 mph?
AtomicGarden - May 1, 2008
98 MPH PLEASE
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
Commence the thrashing about and rending of garments
lemonverbena - May 1, 2008
Throw a goddamn srike WHAT THE FUCK!!!
LantermanC - May 1, 2008
FUCK BLAST
Slica - May 1, 2008
I'm having Eddie flashbacks
and Ayala flashbacks
Gomez - May 1, 2008
well that was fun
JI - May 1, 2008
oh em gee
vkut79 - May 1, 2008
this is officially pissing me off
Corco - May 1, 2008
JJ's not 100%
Matthew - May 1, 2008
GIDP GIDP GIDP
lemonverbena - May 1, 2008
OK next ground ball, straight at loafie
LantermanC - May 1, 2008
I miss 2007
Katal LM - May 1, 2008
this is bad this is bad this is bad
Nick S - May 1, 2008
channel RRS, JJ
Matthew - May 1, 2008
Strike.
vkut79 - May 1, 2008
Holy balls that was close.
CstSnow - May 1, 2008
Cleveland needs hotter chicks.
andrewgolfsalot - May 1, 2008
I turned the game on in the bottom of the 9th.
This game has been both awesome and horrible for me in a span of 2 innings.
Goose - May 1, 2008
Throw. Strikes.
qrsouther - May 1, 2008
DL DL DL DL DL
JI - May 1, 2008
NO
Katal LM - May 1, 2008
Funk DP right here.
vkut79 - May 1, 2008
Fuck fuck fuck.
BrianL - May 1, 2008
WTF JJ
Is he still hurt?
Rollo Tomasi - May 1, 2008
Here comes the grand slam
Robert - May 1, 2008
IF he walks in the tie run...
I’m not watching the mariners for a month…
LantermanC - May 1, 2008
Have fun
Slica - May 1, 2008
Cya in a month.
redwolf75 - May 1, 2008
This is one of those 'watch your life crumble before your eyes' moments
Gomez - May 1, 2008
Please don't walk in the tying run.
Please please please.
AtomicGarden - May 1, 2008
Is anyone warming up?
Katal LM - May 1, 2008
RRS MARK LOWE RRS MARK LOWE RRS
JI - May 1, 2008
DAMMIT
andrewgolfsalot - May 1, 2008
watching Fangraphs right now
was a large mistake
Lents Park Homer - May 1, 2008
Uh oh
qrsouther - May 1, 2008
fDSJ FKLSDJFlejt34qojt53-0afsjdo;fjsa;lsds
Katal LM - May 1, 2008
oh my god
GET HIM AWAY FROM THE GAME
AtomicGarden - May 1, 2008
TAKE HIM OUT
Happybelly - May 1, 2008
No command.
Holy crap.
ThundaPC - May 1, 2008
Woww......
Anyone warming up?
vkut79 - May 1, 2008
GOD DAMN ARGH KAJG;ILHAEG;OHANEOIKJNJ
NO COMMENT
Corco - May 1, 2008
I have no other words
Gomez - May 1, 2008
We're fucked
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
THAT BIG FUCKER IS PITCHING HURT
JI - May 1, 2008
FUCK, he called my bluff, bastard, WTF
put in someone else, he has no control, AND NO POWEr
LantermanC - May 1, 2008
Game fucking over.
BrianL - May 1, 2008
JJ fuck you for coming back too early.
It’s clear at this point….
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
nooooooooo
oairjgoi[ejpwerigwpoergwr fuckhat
Nick S - May 1, 2008
So.......15 day DL then?
Goose - May 1, 2008
';odthlkidsf;lkewmlx
Robert - May 1, 2008
Death.
TheOptimist - May 1, 2008
GIVE ME ARTHUR RHODES
JI - May 1, 2008
FUCK YOU M's
lemonverbena - May 1, 2008
fuck you JJ, go back on the DL
MFAN - May 1, 2008
JJ is hurt and we're fucked and go Seahawks
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
At least we have the Seahawks.
BrianL - May 1, 2008
FUCK THE SEAHAWKS THEY ARE NOT A BASEBALL TEAM
JI - May 1, 2008
Yeah at least we have the son-oh...
qrsouther - May 1, 2008
TOO SOON
ColeFitz - May 1, 2008
boned
Katal LM - May 1, 2008
remember when he K'd the first batter?
That was fun.
Matthew - May 1, 2008
that seemed like hours ago
AtomicGarden - May 1, 2008
Further proof that Hafner is spiraling downward.
Goose - May 1, 2008
Remember when he didn't throw faster than 94.7 MPH today?
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
Son of a bitch.....he's so still hurt.
CstSnow - May 1, 2008
get him outta the fuckin game
christ… just because he’s your closer doesn’t mean you can’t yank him.
MfaninAlaska - May 1, 2008
Did someone just blindside me with a bat to the face?
It fucking feels like it
LantermanC - May 1, 2008
SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS
Ship is sinking
vkut79 - May 1, 2008
MAYDAY
b/c it is
Lents Park Homer - May 1, 2008
WALK THE WORLD
esoteric - May 1, 2008
Cock Damn Shit Fuck It.
Someone carve out my other eye.
Slica - May 1, 2008
WHO CURSED THIS.
WITH THE PUTZ IN GAME OV WHAT THE FUCK EVER.
qrsouther - May 1, 2008
Someoned did it in the last thread.
I don’t get it, we’re really pessimistic then we get cocky in stupid situations and karma kicks our ass. No one should ever think it’s a sure win till the game is over.
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
Yes I am certain this is totally our fault
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
IT IS
Corco - May 1, 2008
Yes but you only think that because you're stupid
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
No I think that because it's true
Corco - May 1, 2008
Yes but you only think it's true because you're stupid
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
No I think that because my experience watching college football tells me fans have direct impact on the outcome of the game
Corco - May 1, 2008
But you only infer that because you're stupid
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
No I infer that because I have a large enough and accurate enough sample size to believe that it actually is true
Corco - May 1, 2008
You're misinterpreting what that sample size tells you because you're stupid
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
I think you're stupid for denying the truth
Corco - May 1, 2008
Yes but you only say that because you're stupid
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
Mensa says otherwise
Corco - May 1, 2008
The envelope said NAMBLA
You only read Mensa because you’re stupid
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
Marlon Brando says otherwise
Corco - May 1, 2008
You're stupid
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
Nope, still you
Corco - May 1, 2008
Needs less stupid
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
Needs less wrong
Corco - May 1, 2008
Let's never hang out
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
I guess I won't be hooking you up with my hot sister then
Corco - May 1, 2008
I highly doubt this statement is true.
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
No its true
Didnt you see the pictures he posted on sunday
Robert - May 1, 2008
I did not.
And if she was hot, he probably just google image searched for hot women
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
fuck you
Corco - May 1, 2008
Which part?
The hot sister’s existence or Corco’s unwillingness to hook her up with Jeff?
ningwers - May 1, 2008
The day I hook up with someone from Idaho is the day Corco hooks up with anyone
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
negative 5 days ago?
Corco - May 1, 2008
You didn't hook up
you only think that because you’re stupid.
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
The girl I hooked up with says otherwise
Corco - May 1, 2008
Are you sure it was a girl?
Are you sure it wasn’t nothing?
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
There was no girl
you only think there was because you’re stupid.
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
At least I can lie about having sex
you don’t even have that
Corco - May 1, 2008
You'd make a great bad lawyer
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
I'd make a bad great lawyer
Corco - May 1, 2008
I Can't Believe It's A Law Firm!
thenatural - May 1, 2008
We all have that.
JI - May 1, 2008
Corco baiting some one else.
Interesting.
JI - May 1, 2008
got me
Corco - May 1, 2008
Tell more lies
they make you interesting
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
At least I have lies to make me interesting
Corco - May 1, 2008
And a small enough penis size
qrsouther - May 1, 2008
Let's see... I've been alive for nearly 10000 days
given that large sample size I can infer that the center of the Earth is filled with chocolate unicorns
ningwers - May 1, 2008
Have you seen chocolate unicorns every day?
Corco - May 1, 2008
I believe I do
ningwers - May 1, 2008
Subjective reality kicks ass
(and rides on chocolate unicorns)
ningwers - May 1, 2008
pics or they aren't there
my Grandmother being locked in the bathroom doing Hail Marys so Ohio State beats Michigan- that’s fact
Corco - May 1, 2008
Let's analyze
Grandmother locked in bathroom doing Hail Marys: fact
Ohio State beat Michigan: fact
The former causing the latter: chocolate unicorns
ningwers - May 1, 2008
I love it when people bring up unicorns.
JI - May 1, 2008
Me too
ningwers - May 1, 2008
Delicious chocolate unicorns
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
So... you're stupid.
JI - May 1, 2008
We get shit on so much we should know it's a bad idea.
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
wrong
JI - May 1, 2008
No, I'm right.
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
incorrect
JI - May 1, 2008
No, I'm right.
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
fuk off cone cock
Robert - May 1, 2008
false
JI - May 1, 2008
That graphic has been working for a long fucking time.
JI - May 1, 2008
i can't believe we don't have someone else in by now
FrayLo - May 1, 2008
Dead,
we are.
amanalone11 - May 1, 2008
chinn - May 1, 2008
KILL ME NOW
Corco - May 1, 2008
GIDP
you fucking cunt
deacvision7 - May 1, 2008
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
JI - May 1, 2008
You're missing two shits
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
No he's not
They got DFAd
qrsouther - May 1, 2008
I couldn't give two---
nevermind
JI - May 1, 2008
BULLPEN
vkut79 - May 1, 2008
This big fucker is pitching hurt
Gomez - May 1, 2008
Everytime the camera shows McLaren
I wish I could jump through the TV screen and beat the shit out of him, like that father son combo from KC (or was it chitown?)
LantermanC - May 1, 2008
Alright,
I’m banning myself from the “Game Over” pic until further notice.
ThundaPC - May 1, 2008
OH HOLY CRAP YOU THREW A STRIKE
Corco - May 1, 2008
hah
thanks for swinging at that crap
AtomicGarden - May 1, 2008
So we all know whats going to happen.
There’s really no suspense here.
vkut79 - May 1, 2008
Is anyone warming up?
amanalone11 - May 1, 2008
Mac has no contingency options for blown saves.
BrianL - May 1, 2008
What for?
ThundaPC - May 1, 2008
He'll get the K and then give up the hit.
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
Now here comes the hit
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
Halfway there
Gomez - May 1, 2008
Right so far.
Happybelly - May 1, 2008
85 MPH Splitter
Uh Oh.
Slica - May 1, 2008
At least his splitter is good
vkut79 - May 1, 2008
Thank God Casey Blake Blows
andrewgolfsalot - May 1, 2008
HOLY FUCKING CRAP
Corco - May 1, 2008
PUTZKK
AtomicGarden - May 1, 2008
that was a Blake K, not a Putz K
basebliman - May 1, 2008
Big
come on one more
ColeFitz - May 1, 2008
THANK YOU CASEY BLAKE
YOU DUMB FUCK YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH FOR SWINGING
LantermanC - May 1, 2008
K
That came several batters too late.
ThundaPC - May 1, 2008
Dude
Casey Blake is like god’s gift to the Mariners tonight.
qrsouther - May 1, 2008
ok, that K would of been more useful one batter ago
MFAN - May 1, 2008
GOLDEN SOMBRERO
ONE MORE PLZ
Nick S - May 1, 2008
LOL
Some hope left
vkut79 - May 1, 2008
that was such a tease
Dellucchi is going to break our hearts.
AtomicGarden - May 1, 2008
on second thought
just keep throwing splitters. no fast balls, unless they are way out the strike zone.
AtomicGarden - May 1, 2008
NEW PITCHER PLZ HE ALREADY BLEW THE FUCKING SAVE
JI - May 1, 2008
Woo?
A strikeout! This is progress..yes, this is progress.
Frosty Raptor - May 1, 2008
Split is still sweet...
LantermanC - May 1, 2008
If we were Indians fans we 'd be roasting Blake on a stick right now.
Goose - May 1, 2008
He is really relying on his splitter right now, like never before
vkut79 - May 1, 2008
he has to, he can't pitch a fastball for a strike
or blow anyone away with his 93 mph crap, cept hafner with the “high heat”
LantermanC - May 1, 2008
K #2.
1 more for continued baseball.
TheOptimist - May 1, 2008
casey blake
is the anti-good
deacvision7 - May 1, 2008
FUCK YA JJ!
Alaska - May 1, 2008
Does that read
Fuck YEAH JJ? Or Fuck ya, JJ
qrsouther - May 1, 2008
yes
tootthekazoo - May 1, 2008
Has he ever thrown this many splitters?
He has 0 fastball.
vkut79 - May 1, 2008
That was a very generous strike.
BrianL - May 1, 2008
Not a strike
Katal LM - May 1, 2008
thank you umpire
LantermanC - May 1, 2008
I'll regret saying this eventually
But fuck you, JJ.
Rollo Tomasi - May 1, 2008
better lucky than good
or in JJ’s case, healthy.
Katal LM - May 1, 2008
THROW IT IN THE DIRT
Happybelly - May 1, 2008
....Lowe for closer?
Goose - May 1, 2008
scary
vkut79 - May 1, 2008
RHODES
JI - May 1, 2008
(sarcastic answer)
RRS
JI - May 1, 2008
Morrow.
MfaninAlaska - May 1, 2008
Hyphen.
ThundaPC - May 1, 2008
hyphen hyphen hyphen hyphen
Nick S - May 1, 2008
RRS
Since, you know, he’s the only pitcher who hasn’t blown the chances he’s gotten to do so.
Gomez - May 1, 2008
I propose closer by committee
Where the committee is Felix
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
Jesus Christ.
BrianL - May 1, 2008
I cordially invite these announcers to blow me
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
I think they'd gladly do it
in their matching Hanes red t-shirts
thenatural - May 1, 2008
oh the faggotry
JI - May 1, 2008
Holy shit.
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
holy shit
FrayLo - May 1, 2008
HOLY HALLELUYAHH!!!!
ThundaPC - May 1, 2008
THANK YOU
Happybelly - May 1, 2008
THUNDER
Fuck, I’ll take it.
Katal LM - May 1, 2008
KKK
more FREE BASEBALL “yay…”
LantermanC - May 1, 2008
JJ WOOOOOOOOOO
after failing but whatev
ColeFitz - May 1, 2008
Why is Mac leaving Putz in there?
JJ is clearly not JJ. This madness…
Frosty Raptor - May 1, 2008
NO! THis... IS... SPARTA!!!
LantermanC - May 1, 2008
More chance for Wlad! time
Robert - May 1, 2008
Nope, wasn't worried.
Coach Owens - May 1, 2008
HAHA
this ump is after my heart
deacvision7 - May 1, 2008
That looked like a strike. Check Gameday
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
Luck is my new best friend.
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
Cleveland broadcasters are such homers
vkut79 - May 1, 2008
Bwahahahahaha
ahahhahahahahaha ahhhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahahahahahahha haaaaaaaaa
har har woooooooooooooooo sure was a close’n
Slica - May 1, 2008
PUTZ WOO?
Teej - May 1, 2008
GOOD
Now go straight to the DL and this time don’t come back until you are healed.
Gomez - May 1, 2008
K# 3.
Well, that could have been worse…probably…
TheOptimist - May 1, 2008
Holy shit I would be super pissed if I were in the Indians.
The guy just walked the tying run in.Why would you swing at any of that.
Goose - May 1, 2008
Well,
Both sides do have offensive issues.
ThundaPC - May 1, 2008
Lucky Hat --> Controls ump, avoids loss in 9th, guarantees win in extra innings
Fett42 - May 1, 2008
warm up dickey, this could go awhile.
oh wait
anyway, I’ll give Putz some credit got getting out of that jam that he got himself into… with a shitty fastball and no command. But fuck, man, fuck.
AtomicGarden - May 1, 2008
Well that was anti-climactic..
for Indians fans.
amanalone11 - May 1, 2008
A Tits start that goes into extra innings?
This certainly has potential to set records for game time
ningwers - May 1, 2008
I came home about 2.5 hours in and they were already in the 9th
so no. I was surprised too.
Gomez - May 1, 2008
That was really fucking stupid.
borgy - May 1, 2008
So, will the M's be smart and put him back on the DL?
Happybelly - May 1, 2008
No.
BrianL - May 1, 2008
At least we'd see the return of the Dicktator
ningwers - May 1, 2008
KNUCKLEBALLS YES
JI - May 1, 2008
Power swing, Ichiro.
BrianL - May 1, 2008
Lineup turns over.
Cool.
ThundaPC - May 1, 2008
Thank god we took Clement out already. Willie's running really--oh wait
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
...so Putz is halfway to last year's walk total
JI - May 1, 2008
He's already surpassed last year's OH FUCK YOU'RE HURT total
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
:(
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
I was the first on to blurt out
oh noes he’s hurt
JI - May 1, 2008
Shouldn't you be with the rest of the team?
Coach Owens - May 1, 2008
?
JI - May 1, 2008
Jeff... as in Jeff Clement?
Coach Owens - May 1, 2008
Yeah...
why didn’t we all see that?
Try less hard.
JI - May 1, 2008
Because you're a moron?
Coach Owens - May 1, 2008
Sadly I think you totally just proved JI's point there
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
Moron?
Coach GTE?
Robert - May 1, 2008
Them's fightin' words son.
JI - May 1, 2008
To be a fly on the wall of your brain
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
The lawyer's name was... Kobayashi
Fett42 - May 1, 2008
Loafie!
tootthekazoo - May 1, 2008
Bout time he gets a hit. He's ripped it to the track three times
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
I've been playing GTA most of the game
just came in at the top of the 9th
tootthekazoo - May 1, 2008
mini-arod!
with a single!
LantermanC - May 1, 2008
Hey, Lopez woke up!
TheOptimist - May 1, 2008
To be fair he's ripped three to the warning track
He’s been right on it and just missed all day
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
Oh. My apologies then.
TheOptimist - May 1, 2008
jose!
deacvision7 - May 1, 2008
I hope Jose Lopez breaks Dimaggio's hiting streak
Just because it would be really funny if that record was held by Jose Lopez.
MFAN - May 1, 2008
Raul!
Happybelly - May 1, 2008
Hey look a rally
Gomez - May 1, 2008
KING AWESOME for 3 run HR please...
LantermanC - May 1, 2008
Rally time
qrsouther - May 1, 2008
well that was unexpected
JI - May 1, 2008
Yeah, double play seemed like the smart move there.
mark sobba - May 1, 2008
I like this comment.
JI - May 1, 2008
M's know Putz needs a pickmeup.
TheOptimist - May 1, 2008
they just need to win period
vkut79 - May 1, 2008
i did NOT see that hit coming
deacvision7 - May 1, 2008
Ibanez is not a bad hitter
ppl should drop the negativity
vkut79 - May 1, 2008
Rec'd
qrsouther - May 1, 2008
In other news
Buzzie Bavasi—->Dead
Goose - May 1, 2008
Win it for Buzz!
Katal LM - May 1, 2008
Welcome to 2 threads ago
SethGrandpa - May 1, 2008
Sweet, now I catch up on what I missed.
Goose - May 1, 2008
It is a dark day.
qrsouther - May 1, 2008
Welocme to three hours ago.
JI - May 1, 2008
How dare you not read the 2,000 comments that preceed yours
before posting something…
thenatural - May 1, 2008
ok for semi-almost hitting beltre twice...
h’es gonna smake this 500 feet
LantermanC - May 1, 2008
werll... he tried to hit that 500 fett anyways...
LantermanC - May 1, 2008
fett?
tootthekazoo - May 1, 2008
or the shortstop
Katal LM - May 1, 2008
smake?
tootthekazoo - May 1, 2008
its the future pluperfect participle tense...
thenatural - May 1, 2008
Spazzy McSpazzerson warming up
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
King Nothing
basebliman - May 1, 2008
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Happybelly - May 1, 2008
OH GOD DAMN IT
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
Thanks king
qrsouther - May 1, 2008
Not awesome
SethGrandpa - May 1, 2008
meh.
Fuck.
BrianL - May 1, 2008
Woah.
Coach Owens - May 1, 2008
fuck... i was pissed
beltre was just as pissed
LantermanC - May 1, 2008
At least he clearly realized how badly he fucked up there
Gomez - May 1, 2008
lame
thenatural - May 1, 2008
I've never seen Beltre that pissed
that made the dp worth it.
MFAN - May 1, 2008
No it didn't >:(
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
King Fail.
vkut79 - May 1, 2008
I have other work to do.. I want this game over...
but I want us to win… ugh..
LantermanC - May 1, 2008
Beltre looked unhappy.
TheOptimist - May 1, 2008
hey... why aren't you paying attention to your game now? :)
not that we mind your friendly outsider comments.. but aren’t the angels playing the a’s right now?
AtomicGarden - May 1, 2008
closet Mariners fan
Nick S - May 1, 2008
Well the helmet slam was awesome
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
Never cry shitwolf
chinn - May 1, 2008
shit apples don't fall far from the shit tree
or something similar to that.
AtomicGarden - May 1, 2008
Heh, Baseball Tonight says No Worries!
“JJ Putz is back but looks a little rusty still and a lot of guys in the Mariners bullpen are in different roles than they’re used to, I think once JJ knocks the rust off he’ll be fine.” – Chris Singleton, Baseball Tonight
(Kinda paraphrased a bit)
Frosty Raptor - May 1, 2008
Thank god
tootthekazoo - May 1, 2008
The highlight of Chris Singleton's career
was getting plunked during a Red Sox-DRays beanball war and nearly charging the mound before he was held back.
Gomez - May 1, 2008
Mark Lowe.
ThundaPC - May 1, 2008
I remember last year there was a big love/hate relationship with this team.
This year it’s pretty much hate so far.
Happybelly - May 1, 2008
aaaaaaaaargh
hey this baseball game, be less excruciating please
Nick S - May 1, 2008
GOTTA WALK THE WORLD BRB
qrsouther - May 1, 2008
Any pitcher with a necklace is good
Lowe, CJ Wilson, um
Katal LM - May 1, 2008
FELIX MOTHERFUCKING HERNANDEZ
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
eh, it's a Rosary isn't it?
Not technically a necklace.
gets all Catholic
Katal LM - May 1, 2008
huh
asterisks don’t show up in my replies.
Katal LM - May 1, 2008
Felix is overrated!.
/joking.
Coach Owens - May 1, 2008
Felix
thenatural - May 1, 2008
Felix should wear a neclace of skulls of his fallen foes
Fett42 - May 1, 2008
That would be awesome
Tally marks for his strikeouts on the side of his hat.
Frosty Raptor - May 1, 2008
NO FUCKING PIN STRIPES.
qrsouther - May 1, 2008
Adam Loewen and his hittability say hi
Gomez - May 1, 2008
Mark Lowe, is clearly not the same pitcher he was in 2006
But I still love him, him and JReed. And clement. Big man crushes
LantermanC - May 1, 2008
That was a strike, ump!
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
that was a K
be consistent ump, that was a strike for JJ
LantermanC - May 1, 2008
We sure have alot of big fuckers on this team.
Goose - May 1, 2008
FREE JON HUBER
Gomez - May 1, 2008
I CONCUR
Corco - May 1, 2008
FREE ROY
Corco - May 1, 2008
OH YEAH HIM
REFREE ROY CORCO
Gomez - May 1, 2008
Free
Willie!
LantermanC - May 1, 2008
Free Doug Fister
chinn - May 1, 2008
Fister ahahaha
JI - May 1, 2008
Isn't AAA destroying his life?
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
Isn't that Potatoes
Huber isn’t doing so bad IIRC.
Gomez - May 1, 2008
8 K 8 BB 10 runs allowed 8 earned in 10.2 IP
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
Who the fuck was I thinking of, then?
Gomez - May 1, 2008
Jake Woods? I don't know
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
free doug fister!
AtomicGarden - May 1, 2008
I remember when I thought Huber was legit
Katal LM - May 1, 2008
I think he just got lost in the logjam
Gomez - May 1, 2008
This reminds me of that game recap last year I forget who we faced
Ms: You take it
Opponent: No you take it
Etc
Fett42 - May 1, 2008
the As
IIRC
deacvision7 - May 1, 2008
No, the Rangers.
Coach Owens - May 1, 2008
chinn - May 1, 2008
needs caption
JI - May 1, 2008
how about "fuck me!"
chinn - May 1, 2008
how bout
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLSS!!!!!
JI - May 1, 2008
FREE MARK LOWE!!!111!!!1!!
...ON FREE AGENT POOL.
qrsouther - May 1, 2008
I hope Adenhart gets fucking obliterated tonight
Fett42 - May 1, 2008
Gee, thanks.
TheOptimist - May 1, 2008
I hope he pitches well and loses because I like good prospects
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
Too late for that...
TheOptimist - May 1, 2008
was that 83 changeup?
after 95 mph fastballs?
LantermanC - May 1, 2008
That pitch was gorgeous
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
I'm going to stab these Mariners if they lose.
Or I’ll mail them a knife with the note, “You know what to do,” to save myself the hassle
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 1, 2008
Gomez - May 1, 2008
He looks an awful lot like Josh Brown...
Oh, wait, hold up…
qrsouther - May 1, 2008
Ballgame.
qrsouther - May 1, 2008
so..... boned?
JI - May 1, 2008
Retire, Raul.
Coach Owens - May 1, 2008
Wow,
That was bad position placement.
ThundaPC - May 1, 2008
Fuck you Ral
I hereby ban “U”’s in Ibanez’s name for a week.
Katal LM - May 1, 2008
fuck
redwolf75 - May 1, 2008
Game. Set. Match.
redwolf75 - May 1, 2008
Fuck. That's the game.
BrianL - May 1, 2008
How slow is Raul or deep did he play
that that was a double?? wtf….
LantermanC - May 1, 2008
PUT JJ BACK IN
Alaska - May 1, 2008
Play deeper Raul
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
2Bs > ITP HRS
JI - May 1, 2008
gg
ColeFitz - May 1, 2008
There is still hope! Jamie Carrol is up!
redwolf75 - May 1, 2008
Lowe's facial hair is awful. It makes him look like he's in one of those shitty dirty rock bands like Puddle of Mudd or something.
SethGrandpa - May 1, 2008
No wonder he's missing the zone
Everything’s so blurry.
Gomez - May 1, 2008
*Cringes*
SethGrandpa - May 1, 2008
You take that back!
Puddle of Mudd was discovered by Fred Durst. Therefore they have to be awesome. Because if Fred Durst is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
Frosty Raptor - May 1, 2008
oh god, death by Jamey Carrol
MFAN - May 1, 2008
Carroll was a maid in the kitchen
and gave birth to ten children…
Katal LM - May 1, 2008
kill me dead
Robert - May 1, 2008
stab stab stab.
BrianL - May 1, 2008
How many ways
can this team throw a win away?
BrianL - May 1, 2008
8
Katal LM - May 1, 2008
162
qrsouther - May 1, 2008
I'm guessing squeeze
Fett42 - May 1, 2008
not now
basebliman - May 1, 2008
Carroll better win this for them
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 1, 2008
That cleveland girl was hot
LantermanC - May 1, 2008
Wouldn't mind loading the bases now
Fett42 - May 1, 2008
There yeah go.
Goose - May 1, 2008
Not when Jamie carroll is up, you don't.
redwolf75 - May 1, 2008
BLOW THIS FUCKER AWAY
JI - May 1, 2008
I'd give up my third nipple for Rafael Soriano right now.
redwolf75 - May 1, 2008
I'd give up your third nipple for Rafael Soriano too
ningwers - May 1, 2008
I'd give up Horacio Ramirez.
JI - May 1, 2008
FUCK LOWE
basebliman - May 1, 2008
Joy.
JI - May 1, 2008
omfg
Happybelly - May 1, 2008
Infield to double-play depth.
BrianL - May 1, 2008
Get green in NOW
Happybelly - May 1, 2008
YEAH I'M TIRED OF ALL THE WALKS...oh wait.
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
You just had to call for that inside pitch.....
ThundaPC - May 1, 2008
Nice job
HBP with 2 strikes on him already? WTFFF
qrsouther - May 1, 2008
WHAT THE FUCK WHY THE FUCK DID YOU PUT CARROL ON BASE.
redwolf75 - May 1, 2008
Needs more Whorf
Lents Park Homer - May 1, 2008
YES YES YES
JI - May 1, 2008
That's a solid life philosophy
ningwers - May 1, 2008
great episode, by the way.
AtomicGarden - May 1, 2008
“Swing batter batter”
“Swing batter batter”
“DEATH TO THE OPPOSITION!”
Goose - May 1, 2008
Awesome.
BrianL - May 1, 2008
Uh way to get out of the way Carroll
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
They need to send the entire team down to Tacoma
Just to teach them a lesson.
Gomez - May 1, 2008
this is hilarious
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 1, 2008
Put in Sean Green
Because we need Ground balls! haha
LantermanC - May 1, 2008
ok, hnvm... that's exactly what we did
LantermanC - May 1, 2008
On the positive side, it is going to be so hilarious if we get out of this
JI - May 1, 2008
fucking christ
not that it really matters
thenatural - May 1, 2008
line out triple play?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 1, 2008
For a total of 4 outs this inning
Fett42 - May 1, 2008
There's 1 out
SethGrandpa - May 1, 2008
There's 1 out.
redwolf75 - May 1, 2008
You only need 2 outs, I think.
TheOptimist - May 1, 2008
not if we want to win
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 1, 2008
This seems like a very familiar situtation ...
.. yes, it was the last inning.
mark sobba - May 1, 2008
sean green
please save us.
k, thx. bye.
deacvision7 - May 1, 2008
Gameday had the pitch that hit Carroll high and on the outside part of the plate.
borgy - May 1, 2008
FUCK A TRUCK
chinn - May 1, 2008
"Groundball pitcher, who is it?"
“Well it’s either Baek or Green…”
Fett42 - May 1, 2008
lets see
Rhodes – Morrow – JJ – Lowe – Green
That leaves…. Baek and RRS.
MfaninAlaska - May 1, 2008
Baek can't pitch -- he's worn out from a few days back.
redwolf75 - May 1, 2008
Well it's a good thing we have someone like the Dickta.... oh
ningwers - May 1, 2008
And Cairo
SethGrandpa - May 1, 2008
Willie
Katal LM - May 1, 2008
Nope, he already pinch ran
SethGrandpa - May 1, 2008
Ichiro. That'd be awesome.
redwolf75 - May 1, 2008
He'd get put in before RRS
Fett42 - May 1, 2008
Can we put Batista back in?
or is that against the rules.
AtomicGarden - May 1, 2008
Silva.
Coach Owens - May 1, 2008
We ground ball.
Where is Mateo when we need him?
mark sobba - May 1, 2008
Beating his wife
SethGrandpa - May 1, 2008
In Fresno
cause, you know, Fresno sucks.
Gomez - May 1, 2008
I lived in Fresno for 3 years.
I know.
mark sobba - May 1, 2008
ever since Lowe got JJ with the shaving cream
both have struggled on the mound.
MfaninAlaska - May 1, 2008
Our curse of the billy goat?
Gomez - May 1, 2008
the Barbasol curse.
MfaninAlaska - May 1, 2008
I bet
Green does get a groundball, Yuni to Lopez for one, and then YIKES AND AWAY for the ballgame.
Gomez - May 1, 2008
chinn - May 1, 2008
totally
JI - May 1, 2008
I mean
chinn - May 1, 2008
Fuck it i give up
chinn - May 1, 2008
Ahhh...
Fett42 - May 1, 2008
Yep.
Coach Owens - May 1, 2008
Even if we pull this one out
There’s no way we deserved to win this one. If I said that we did deserve it, I would have to punch myself in the face. Because I would be lying.
qrsouther - May 1, 2008
wow green got away with one
basebliman - May 1, 2008
Miss your spot by more
BHP - May 1, 2008
K
Ouch.
ThundaPC - May 1, 2008
YES
KKK
WOOOOOOOOO!
JI - May 1, 2008
That's a Double Extra Large To Go!
Never Leave us, Mr. Sims
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
I heart Green
So does Eric Wedge.
qrsouther - May 1, 2008
I can't wait to see tonight's WE chart
Katal LM - May 1, 2008
A double extra large to go? WTF Dave.
SethGrandpa - May 1, 2008
Multitasking ordering dinner and calling the game
Gomez - May 1, 2008
Fantastic swing.
Goose - May 1, 2008
siddown you little bitch
Nick S - May 1, 2008
We better get to 27 innings
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 1, 2008
Oakland 4, Angel's 0
at least that’s nice. i guess.
haha.. “that’s a double extra large TO GO!” – sims
AtomicGarden - May 1, 2008
HOPE SWEET HOPE
basebliman - May 1, 2008
LOL
This game is interesting.
vkut79 - May 1, 2008
Interesting like herpes
ningwers - May 1, 2008
Oakland 4, Angel's 0
at least that’s nice. i guess.
haha.. “that’s a double extra large TO GO!” – sims
AtomicGarden - May 1, 2008
Let's pinch hit Eduardo Perez next inning...
LongLiveTheKings - May 1, 2008
No you can't
because then who’s gonna play centerfield if Reed gets hurt?
Gomez - May 1, 2008
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Happybelly - May 1, 2008
Fuck you
Katal LM - May 1, 2008
Well of course.
ThundaPC - May 1, 2008
FUCK
easymmmkay - May 1, 2008
Neat.
Goose - May 1, 2008
and that's it.
we did not deserve to win today anyway.
AtomicGarden - May 1, 2008
Open mouth, insert dick
Gomez - May 1, 2008
You wish it was your mouth
ningwers - May 1, 2008
Commence walking backwards
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
uh
Gomez - May 1, 2008
I am so sick of seeing teams
celebrate in the 9th off of us. Seriously, I’m fucking tired of it.
BrianL - May 1, 2008
Final frame as it were in this game.
BrianL - May 1, 2008
9th?
redwolf75 - May 1, 2008
I don't care.
All I know is I’m getting sick of seeing teams getting game-ending hits off of us.
BrianL - May 1, 2008
Asdrubal Cabrera sucks.
How did we let him walk and get the game winner?
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
death by Asdrubal
MFAN - May 1, 2008
Suicide pics please!
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 1, 2008
where's Robert?
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
dead
Robert - May 1, 2008
bluh
Nick S - May 1, 2008
Yup. Asdrubal Cabrera with the winning hit.
Sounds about right.
JLC - May 1, 2008
Could it go any other way?
False Hope, im telling ya.
Ive learned this year that even when the Mariners are winning, they will still lose.
Go Avs! : (
Slica - May 1, 2008
That loss brought to you by Jose Mesa... I mean JJ Putz
hard to tell the difference
basebliman - May 1, 2008
Bobby Ayala, Norm Charlton, Mike Schooler...
chinn - May 1, 2008
i'm burning my hat
later
fuck this offense
Fett42 - May 1, 2008
Pictures or it didn't happen.
Goose - May 1, 2008
deal
Fett42 - May 1, 2008
chinn - May 1, 2008
Give up.
Fett42 - May 1, 2008
I'd prefer that he keep trying
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
fuck this
im going to go kill a hobo
deacvision7 - May 1, 2008
is this offensive to the hobo community?
JLC - May 1, 2008
Green v. the LHB FTW!......
err… loss
JI - May 1, 2008
Sweet loss
thenatural - May 1, 2008
No offense, yet again
but this will go down as a bullpen meltdown by the media outlets.
BrianL - May 1, 2008
well it kind of was as well
Nick S - May 1, 2008
The bullpen shouldn't have been in this position to begin with.
It was PAUL FUCKING BYRD!
BrianL - May 1, 2008
Still, JJ cannot afford to suck up the joint that much.
redwolf75 - May 1, 2008
I understand that's a problem
but how the fuck do we manage NOTHING OFF OF PAUL BYRD!?
BrianL - May 1, 2008
Legalized HGH
qrsouther - May 1, 2008
At least our offense made the win possible.
Major bullpen joke.
redwolf75 - May 1, 2008
choke*
redwolf75 - May 1, 2008
No, you had it right the first time.
qrsouther - May 1, 2008
I suggest for the next LL event
a mass suicide outside of Safeco.
Katal LM - May 1, 2008
Fuck Lowe and JJ.
Game. Series. Season.
/////wrists
redwolf75 - May 1, 2008
Yikes. This has been a highly disappointing day thus far.
TheOptimist - May 1, 2008
Lents Park Homer - May 1, 2008
....is that a video game screenshot?
Goose - May 1, 2008
Looks like it
ningwers - May 1, 2008
Also, scattered Star Trek references are fine.
Don’t overdo it.
Goose - May 1, 2008
If that's a picture he took outside then I don't think I'll be going outside
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
I laughed
ningwers - May 1, 2008
SHUT UP MANTANK
[tv off]
Gomez - May 1, 2008
God I hate her.
I hate her so much.
BrianL - May 1, 2008
I can't explain why
but I don’t find her offensive
JI - May 1, 2008
Its her rack
Robert - May 1, 2008
She thinks Jim Edmonds is the worst centerfielder ever and is insanely overrated
JLC - May 1, 2008
If that were true I would find her vastly more offensive.
JI - May 1, 2008
Speaking of opening a mouth and inserting a dick...
Gomez - May 1, 2008
Needed more RRS
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
tru dat brotha
JI - May 1, 2008
I knew it was coming , you all knew it was coming, but fuck that still sucks.
CstSnow - May 1, 2008
To Lowe and JJ:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgfpJWUYgbg
(not a rickroll).
redwolf75 - May 1, 2008
To the entire bullpen and our veteran hitters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcEk3hKxOFE
Gomez - May 1, 2008
Just tuned in to the A's Angels game,
Cust dropped a routine pop-up, slipped out of his glove.
vkut79 - May 1, 2008
The Angels get lucky??
shock.
Katal LM - May 1, 2008
Cust dropping balls isn't luck
it’s science
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
Fuck you science!
Robert - May 1, 2008
It's Newton's 4th Law:
Jack Cust takes roids and sucks at fielding./
Gomez - May 1, 2008
BONDS IS A WORSE OUTFEILDER BECAUSE HE HAS A BAD ATTITUED AS OPPoSED TO CUST'S GOOD ONE
JI - May 1, 2008
Actually by all indications Cust is a giant asshole
that and the obvious steroids are why he never got a real chance until 2007.
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
What indications?
qrsouther - May 1, 2008
He looks like a giant douche
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 1, 2008
Everything I've ever heard?
I’ve never talked to a single person in the know about Cust who spoke of him well.
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
all caps = sarcastic
remember that dude from a couple days ago?
JI - May 1, 2008
I know I just like insulting Jack Cust
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
You can shut the fuck up too, Krueger.
BrianL - May 1, 2008
I hate how smug this asshole always sounds.
JLC - May 1, 2008
fuck
Lost had better be good tonight. I need a pick-me-up.
Katal LM - May 1, 2008
Looks like somebody is gonna go to bed sad
Robert - May 1, 2008
If you want to meet me before the next game this is what I will look like
mark sobba - May 1, 2008
Woah
qrsouther - May 1, 2008
Those peole knew how to stage a fucking protest.
JI - May 1, 2008
Uhh..
That’s an actual picture of self-immolation man…
Frosty Raptor - May 1, 2008
Asian food is too spicy
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
I LOVE the spicy!
mark sobba - May 1, 2008
Shit the Win Probability chart for this game is insane
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 1, 2008
Please don't post it, Jeff.
Please I beg of you.
BrianL - May 1, 2008
I want to see it. Hilariously angry recap would come
BrettJMiller - May 1, 2008
THAT’S why we lost. Fuck us.
JI - May 1, 2008
What the fuck is the Windmill?
Frosty Raptor - May 1, 2008
Paul Byrd's windup.
ThundaPC - May 1, 2008
WE ARE S.C.???
that sounds like some annoying USC chant.
MFAN - May 1, 2008
atlest cabera was on my fantisy tem lolol
redwolf75 - May 1, 2008
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
Why the fuck would he be on your fantasy team...
ColeFitz - May 1, 2008
I don't even have a fantasy team.
There were a lot of misspellings for a reason >.>
redwolf75 - May 1, 2008
This guy's dumb the Mariners should hire him for the FO
Man arrested for forgery after trying to cash $360 billion check
Gomez - May 1, 2008
Presenting the most mediocre team $25,000,000,000 can buy
Robert - May 1, 2008
I bet Willie's on it
Gomez - May 1, 2008
Barry Zito = ACE
JI - May 1, 2008
Go big or go home
Jeff Sullivan - May 1, 2008
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