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5/10: Open Game Thread, Part 3

I wonder if we're winning. I bet we're not.

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I am a Mariners and Nationals fan

My life is full of twice as much suck as the rest of you guys.

Why do you punish yourself like this?
I'm also a masochist, didn't I tell you?
hrmm...

feelings of hope.. i know they will be dashed soon though

Joh weak grounder to third incoming.
WRONG HAHAHAHA PWN3D!!!

IT WAS A WEAK INFIELD POP-UP TO THE 2B INSTEAD, BITCH.

u owned him
WHAT A NOOB.
Jeff is the man
Jeff is such a prophet

And now I wish we were winning just to wipe that satisfied smirk he’s got on his face somewhere in the world.

Mariners bullpen collapsed last year.

Not enough Octavio Dotel.

Jeff is clairvoyant

What happens to Triunfel Jeff? Does he get traded in some vain attempt to salvage the season?

Traded for Griffey!
Damn your cold, black Orlando loving heart Whiffey!

Just kidding, thanks for saving baseball in Seattle…or something

Now I have to post it again, thanks.

Swing at more shit pitches.
I enjoyed the interview with Dotel

On WGN pregame… seems like a nice enough dude, actually enjoying what he’s doing.

Hahaha fuck off and die Joh.
Kenji is deserving of a donkey punch.
King Donko of Punchstania?
3.5 more years of Kenji
No way

Yamauchi will make him quit or have him disappear. Dude knows where all the bodies are buried. Because he put them there.

All we need to do is get Johjima, Lincoln, and Armstrong

involved in a very public affair. All of our problems will be solved then.

"You've just been erased....."
Gunpei Yokoi

The creator of the Game Boy comes to mind.

Dies in an auto accident shortly after leaving Nintendo to work for a competitor…

Indeed

And whatever happened to his son-in-law? The first President of NoA?

Arakawa

Retired from NOA and owns the company that makes official Tetris games.

From what I hear, he’s about the nicest guy in the world—not creepy like his father-in-law.

3 more years.
Thanks, Bill!
I really think this is more of an ownership-mandated move.
I hope there's a clause in his contract that allows him to go back to Japan

and that gives us a refund

The Sasaki clause.
I hear it, but I don't understand it. Why shouldn't Ichiro be enough for Japanese prestige?

Presumably the Japanese are just like us in that they prefer to root for non-shitty players. Or maybe I just don’t understand their culture.

Could be – never quite understood the appeal of bukakke after all.

Which, for the record, is less degrading than what the M's are putting us through right now.
Never quite understood the appeal of bukakke?

Are you gay?

What can I say, I'm a one-on-one kind of guy.

Don’t go for the whole group scene.

I'm at work right now, or I'd explain this more in detail

But I don’t believe bukakke involves groups of anything.

I'm pretty sure it does.
We should ask Coach seeing as how he's the expert on this stuff
I would have to agree.

I must shamefully admit that I’m a little green when it comes to such things, but that’s what I always understood.

How does Bukakke not involve groups?

I’m pretty sure the whole point is groups.

.459 OPS

It’s been six weeks

Apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur

Mariners got Lowe, Lowe, Lowe, Lowe, Lowe…

I hate the mariners for driving me to this point…

Fuck you Graham I was writing a comment when it you closed comments
Based on your grammar I'd say you've had three and a half beers so far.
I just share a brain with JI

No beer for me sadly

Hey raptor - did you get your avatar picture from XKCD?

It’s fantastic either way.

Yeah, I shamelessly copied the shirt picture from the store section

The raptor math test has to be one of the funniest non-Watterson comics I’ve ever read in my entire life.

I know which one that is

But do you have a link to it? I want to read it again

Here

Heh heh

Made my night. Thanks

tytytytyty

God XKCD is brilliant. I’d like to shake that guy’s hand someday.

I enjoyed the recent one

On the mistranslation of the Kama Sutra… cracked my shiz up

Also a huge fan of Cyanide and Happiness

Here

That’s today’s, not the best, but other ones are great

Truck Bearing Kibble can be pretty hilarious sometimes

Funny stuff

That's awesome

Bookmarked

I now propose the use of this

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/9073/thethreadupvr6.gif

needs to enduce seizures
it needs to be more powerthirsty
I propose that anyone who uses that be shot.
Its supposed to be obnoxious
Did Kenji get hit in the nuts?
CONTRACT VOIDED!

(can’t a man dream?)

he gets nutted once a game
LOWE NOES!
Is Mark Lowe really ML-worthy right now?
Is half our roster really ML worthy right now?
It's unfiar to the rest of us

that Raul hasn’t torn his ACL or blown out a knee playing out there.

Solution

You need to find a Jeff Gilooly pic
she broke up with her husband

no go

(and thank you for not posting nude pics)

The nude pics are pics that should not exist.
That would be worse

Than gremlin Ronald MacDonald

NO DO NOT POST IT
I wouldn't

Promise…

That shit gives me nightmares

wait which one?
NO

A million times no

I’m sorry I even typed those evil words. Can someone delete them?

That pic is fucked up
while they are both bad

I disagree

I am not recommending this FanPost

STOP! you're killing me

I want to unsee it

But I can’t… Why god? Why?

no corcobaiting, remember?
Wow.

Talk about letting yourself go.

Remember when there was talk

of Bucky being the DH of the future?

Ah 2004…

So Cario went out after going 2-0?
Oh God

Why is Cairo on the on-deck circle? Isn’t Vidro available to pinch hit?

::Vomits::

Did this game just lap itsself?

I though Cairo already hit.

Boy Greg Norton would be awesome right now.
Yay! Not a double play!
That strikeout wasn't gritty at all
It was made of pure grit!

Instead of hitting into a double play, Cairo did the gritty thing and struck out.

Bloomquist: made of pure shit
Real shit or "Teh Shit?"
no actual fecal matter
Take the next pitch, fanny bandit.
thank fucking god
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
King Awesome please be awesome....
TAKE YOU FUCKWAD
King Awesome time!
Oh no

They’re going to IBB Beltre, aren’t they?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Needs more Pirata Morado
Swing for the fences you awesome latino
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK YOU SQUINTY FUCK YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL
....................WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
... wtf was that?

What a clusterfuck this team is

I FUCKING HATE THIS TEAM

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

ALL OF YOU FUCKING CUNTBAGS NEED TO DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE YESTERDAY

I WANT TO STRANGLE WILLIE WITH MY BARE HANDS
ICHIRO!!!! WHY?????
Was that a Squinty ordered double steal?

If it was

I wish it was Bloomquist who was out.
I wish that play was never attempted in the first place
What happened?!?!

Watching on Gameday…

Bloomquist stole second, barely made it safe, while Ichiro stole home and caught out.
I thought it was hilarious that Beltre pointed to Willie at least
Who's fault was that?

Squinty? Ichiro? Willie?

Time to start using desperate measures

Oh man, my sides hurt

That was so bizarre the first time I saw that

willie still looks like himself
I CANT SEE IT
It's Coach's criminal minds team photo
Thank god for adblock
And boy is that kid fucked up.
That's what the blind man said
EVERYBODY NEEDS TO DIE A HORRIBLE PAINFUL DEATH
I TURN ON THE GAME AND THIS IS WHAT I GET?

THERE’S NO REASON TO DOUBLE STEAL WITH YOUR BEST FUCKING HITTER AT THE PLATE
WHAT FRESH BULLSHIT IS THIS

If your ass was on the line as a manger, you'd look for ways to make it look like you were trying too
WELL I WOULD TRY AND NOT BE A RETARD ABOUT IT
Bloomquist was fine. But don't steal home, on with 2 outs and Beltre up geeeeez.
what in the world are you talking about?
I was not in any way suggesting that it wasn't retarded
exactly, both players should be executed
We are Rome!

I will continue to advocate allowing Richie Sexson and Raul Ibanez to be chased by a T-Rex and Utahraptor respectively.

Was that you who made the Richie/T-Rex photoshop?

Really damn funny. Only thing I would change is the font (size/shape/color), but otherwise a laugh-out-loud juxtaposition.

The font is distorted when I convert the picture to JPEG format

I haven’t quite figured out how to prevent that.

It probably came from the dugout.

No, it MUST have.

No shit.

Beltre and his LD% of like fucking 97% and we pull some shit like that.

Not sure if that was a double steal

Ichiro would’ve made it if it were, I think. Willie could have gone for a steal on his own.

I am on Gameday

and I prefer to blame McLaren over Ichiro anyways

SEND RAPTORS TO EAT THEM ALL. ALL EXCEPT ICHIRO, RAUL, AND K. AWESOME.

The rest are dromeaosaurid chow.

Can we spare Felix?
Felix is above the Raptors on the food chain

They won’t touch him.

This is a position player-only raptorfeed list.

If we’re gonna let ‘em loose in the pen, I call Felix, J.J., RRS and Lowe in advance.

Potatoes is spared because he’s in AAA right now.

JoLo provisionally spared from becoming dinosaur vittles.
The worst part about this game? I live in Chicago, so I have to watch the Sox feed.
I have things to do

Score in this inning or I’m doing something else

...Lopez triple?
So does Perlozzo or Riggleman take over as interim manager?

Not that it’s going to matter…the result will be the same.

Sam Perlozzo did so well in his last managerial stint.
FALSE HOPE YESSS
triple? woooooooooo?

Quit playing games with my heart, Mariners.

FALSE HOPE INDEED.

The raptors are hungry…

What's JC's line drive rate right now?
Fuck everything in the ass

I am done for tonight

ow not so hard!
Is it just me or is Sean Green pretty good this year?

1.37 ERA with 19 K’s in 19.2 Innings.

Check the number of inherited runners he's allowed.
Remember when we called a hit and run with runners on first and third, our best hitter up ,and the pitcher was struggling?
rec'd then unrec'd
same to you too
But I rec'd him

And left it

Fuck everything in the ass

this is an interesting new twist

reply=fail
Chances of an 8th White Sox run scoring = >70%

Just because it doesn’t end up happening doesn’t mean it wasn’t more likely than not.

Don't congratulate me. It's not like I was going out on a limb there or anything.
Game off

A-Team on.

stop your jibber jabber fool!
I love it when a plan comes together.
If you ask me

LL doesn’t have enough topless photos of Mr. T.

Five bucks says current Starbuck could kick old Starbuck's ass
Quick Bavasi, I'll throw you into my time machine blender!

From ESPN…


1. Arizona, Justin Upton, ss, Great Bridge HS, Chesapeake, Va.
2. Kansas City, Alex Gordon, 3b, Nebraska
3. Seattle, Jeffrey Clement, c, USC
4. Washington, Ryan Zimmerman, 3b, Virginia
5. Milwaukee, Ryan Braun, 3b, Miami
6. Toronto, Ricardo Romero, lhp, CS Fullerton
7. Colorado, Troy Tulowitzki, ss, Long Beach
8. Tampa Bay, Wade Townsend, rhp, Rice
9. New York Mets, Michael Pelfrey, rhp, Wichita St
10. Detroit, Cameron Maybin, cf, T C Roberson HS, N.C.
11. Pittsburgh, Andrew McCutchen, cf, Fort Meade HS, Fla.
12. Cincinnati, Jay Bruce, cf, Westbrook HS, Texas

If I remember correctly we came really close to taking Tulo instead
YOU FORGOT ABOUT TEH SIGNABILITY DOOD!!
Seriously though, lists like these are usually a bit of a cheap shot.

I can’t remember how Clement was ranked back then (I do know that the Nats’ choice of Zimmerman was universally hailed as a smart move, and it paid off quickly), but I doubt it was a terribly stupid or inexcusably one. It’s not a Pirates/Jays kind of draft blunder.

I think they're fun to look at

Bavasi’s strength is player development and Clement could still be a stud. It’d be nice to have Ryan Braun’s bat in the lineup though. I don’t see any Sam Bowies in the first 12.

It wasn't a bad pick

It just so happened that everyone in that draft turned out phenomenally good

Matt Fucking Thornton sighting.
Hope?
of the false variety
There's another kind?
Eeeeeeeyep time to go drink
Hyphen?

meh

I'm happy knowing he's not chained up in Mac's baasement.
I've seen a number of inspiring 9th-inning come-from-massively-behind victories in my day

I’m not going to see another one tonight.

Frosty Raptor

you’re designated to fuck everything tonight. Godspeed, my friend.

Dare I ask WTF this means?
it mean's to tell his mom, his sister, and his dog to watch the fuck out
Ladies...

Fucking Rec'd.
The Mariners have sinned, and Raptor Jesus will come for them.

Did you do this?

Because I want to use it for an album cover.

The internet did it, it's one of those things
Cosmic T-Rex begs the question:

I'm pretty sure that this is a Scientology thing
I Rec'd it

But Carl Everett does not approve

I like that kid.
ah Matt Thornton
We spent a first round choice on Thornton?

he struck out a shit ton of guys in the low minors before he got hurt
Just in time for him to pwn us with a DP.

Whatever. Our team sucks.

Kenji Johjima base hit?

You’re shitting me.

Cairo, Johjima getting basehits

Cats and dogs living together, MASS HYSTERIA!

Greatest movie of all time until May 22nd
We'll see.

I fear Indy IV will disappoint me.

matt thorngon death spiral huzzah

Sox announcer: "Miguel Cairo, the only thing standing between the Sox and another win on this road trip."

In other words: nothing.

ooh regular 1B time for Cairo

me likey

Salad days ahead, my friend.
Welp...

that about does it…

Remember that time when the Mariners won?

It’s kind of a haze.

I remember those days....

People seemed to laugh more then…there were concerts in the park…

We were dancing in the park

Walking through the park and reminiscing.

Little River Band?

You win the “Musical reference I least expected to see on Lookout Landing” award.

I was making a MST3K reference

But it was ridiculously obscure (referencing episode 305 – STRANDED IN SPACE). So no shame in not getting it.

Now that I'm at home

Seems that the evolution of the term / practice of bukkake went from something that was a necessity / loophole in Japanese pornography (due to genitalia censorship practices) to the group practices you’re all thinking of.

I’ve always seen it used in a singular sense similar to giving a facial or just doing the business on a part of the body instead of inside of it. Looks like the “hardest core” to the practice is a fetish of group ejaculation upon a single target.

Hmmm…

What has this thread become?
I think the people who wanted to know that could have found it out on their own.
With apologies.

It was discussed earlier and I didn’t want to go googling bukkake at work.

It's not that I'm offended

I just think LL has gotten a bit too pervy recently.

Agreed

Lets stick to homoerotic comments about Felix

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