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5/12: Open Game Thread, Part 4

Comeback not House-approved. >:(

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[picture of house]

do NOT want

Please don't lose now
A small-sized nova website may or may not have a tracker

that may or may not contain a torrent for a Fox show that airs at 9PM Eastern/Pacific.

that's what you thought last week
This time I'm downloading the right freaking episode.
Would a link be ok?
Very subtle

Is it this week’s episode?

It may or may not be.
WWATTWTDSD

What would a team that wants to draft Strasburg do?

Not have a GM trying to save his job with a $120 million dollar payroll.
Be more cynical
Are you serious? We are fucking Mariners fans.
Burn the tree man
Best pitching matchup of the day!
Fuck House.

Go Morrow.

Laser rocket arm
did Laird really pick that as his walk-up music?
What was it, big richie?
Superstar rap song dont know what its called
no, that would be awesome if someone came up to that song
Superstar

By Lupe Fiasco

Laird has good taste in music and/or delusions of grandeur
So I checked gameday and saw Kenji Johjima apparently hit

an 0-2 fastball with 2 outs from CJ Wilson of all people to tie the game in the top of the 9th. I can only assume Gameday has broken, cause that sounds REALLY unlikely.

Come on Morrow BE GOOD
Sweet Santa Maria

Morrow is awesome when he has control.

Sweet tits that was a fastball
Did you call me?

Haha, that picture
That look is totally Blue Steel.
I think its more Magnum
I was thinking it was Latigra, but now that I look harder, its Ferrari.

LOVE that show!

Morrow? Not walking the world?
He is dealing
House is weird so far.
I you ruin it

You will not make it through the night

Did I give out any spoilers?

Huh?

Just giving you a warning cause because I dont want you banned

And this would do it

House - Really?

I could see maybe complaining about missing the next episode of LOST over this awesome comeback but … all this whining about House? Whatever.

Want to know what happens in Lost?

6 of them survive and then do strange things after they get off the island.

WE HAVE TO GO BACK!!!!
sucks how...

we score 5 in the first, but still have to make a comeback

Lost? Seriously?

You are so lame.

House? Seriously?

You’re lame.

Your insults have no effect on me because you watch Lost.
Fair enough

Because the reverse is at least as true. Peace out.

You watch a show that shares a demographic with desperate housewifes

BRANDON!!!!!!!!!!!

SIT THE FUCK DOWN
Ok Morrow looks pretty good
Morrow just dominated some bitches
THAT IS HOW YOU PITCH

Do you see that Lowe that is how to throw a fastball you beanpole fucker

Holy crap

That was about as dominant as I’ve ever seen Morrow

Now only if he can do that 7+ innings.
Won't know until we try!

Right, Bavasi? .............................................

Yeaaahhh i would love that!
Holy Fraker Crackers

Kenji Johjima hits a three run jack down 0-2? Don’t screw this up M’s bullpen. Please?

Holy crap Morrow
that was nice
Brandon Morrow is not Mark Lowe. Discuss.
Brandon Morrow doesn't even believe in Mark Lowe
Did they switch places?
that might be the best inning Morrow has ever pitched
Morrow's cool
Super cool
This game...

Rules somehow more than anything.

THAT was domination
Open House Thread?

i fell asleep about the 6th inning

I'm trying to figure out why I'm not excited.

I don’t watch House so that’s not it. Maybe because I expected to lose and it’s not sinking in yet.

Why would you not still.
I don't know. maybe this team already sucked the life out of me and the comeback is just too late
I think I misphrased the question.

What exactly should be sinking in, since you should still expect them to lose?

i guess I answered the question then
Our college has DC++ which is like Napster without the suck so Im DL'ing House :D

oh and go m’s

Need...more...Yunibomb.
Texas' next pitcher...

Is making it’s MLB debut. Can the Mariners do something?

POWER SWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

It's Stevens-Johnson Syndrome!

Google those pictures for a good time

yes rec'd

fuck stupid television dramas

We get it, you don't like House
Why does Ichiro keep swinging at the bad pitches and letting the belt high fastballs go by?
He wants to draft Strasberg
The fire in his soul is dormant
He is setting them up for later
I winced when I saw that meatball go by.
I did too. In extra frames you HAVE to wail on that BP stuff.

I thought he could drive it out ANYTIME he wanted to in BP. Why not swing for one on that pitch?

His perceptions are time shifted by 30sec ahead

So he’s actually swinging at a pitch that hasn’t been thrown yet.

Vidro you are not a power hitter.
Kinsler likes to molest old invalids and eats fuzzy kittens while they're still alive.
Slampig funk blast would mean the apocolypse is upon us.
Whew! Close call...not.
That's a vidro homerun.
Aww the idiot that ran out onto the grass because he misjudged the ball ended up still getting the ball
I miss Richie.
Vidro wants to be a power hitter

but Vidro is not a power hitter

So close but yet so far Vidro...
What the hell????

I went running because the game was over and I come back and there’s another thread up???

Have you checked the score?
That's what I meant...

there’s another thread up because we scored four fucking runs in the ninth

Run some more. It appears to be good luck.
that will teach you to exercise
It will

All I need to do now is exercise during every inning and the Mariners will go 137-25 this year

Hello, Dave Sims.
I want to find out Sims username
You will be delighted or disappointed to find out that it is skoorbo
This game needs to end fast we're all out of long relievers
At this rate Morrow could shut down these homos for 2 more innings.
I mean fuck
That isn't really what I meant

I was hoping for 11

KKKK!!!

No words…..

New Morrow changeup baby
Morrrrowned!
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN???
KKKK

Holy Fuck

Spoke too fucking soon
BRANDON MORROW WILL FUCKING SLAP A HO
Morrow is DEALING!

MGM Grand for Mr. Morrow on line 1.

Wow Morrow
Morrow looks good AND he's getting kind of squeezed.
stupid moustache

Fitting

Knew that was gonna happen.
And ballgame.
And... 12 runs for nothing
Game over.
Goddammit.

Motherfucking cunt.

Thank God I didn't miss House for that.
House time

Fucking fairytale ending, there.

I hate all life
Bah

Strasburg.

WHY THE FUCK DID I MISS 15 MINUTES FOR THIS
okay, that solves that.
.....

okay so I’m not allowed to come back to games anymore

GOD FUCKING DAMN YOU HOPE

I wish I hadn’t expected it.

youre joking me
I knew a comeback was too good to be true.
well, Josh Lewin called it
5 batters, 4 Ks, 1 HR
Jack Cust the pitcher?
Eat shit and die Vazquez
I NOMINATE THIS FOR STUPID
Ramon Vazquez? really?
lololololololololol

Seriously, of all people…

I could tell you were from LSB from the first 3 letters of your post.
RAMON FUcking Vazquez?!?11?!//?
Fuck this fucking team
Thats Bad!
comment of the millenium
what in the googley moogely

Ramon Vasquez srsly

Of all the ways that game could have ended
Oh, that one's gonna sting.
Oh, not really.
the sting was gone 2 weeks ago
Hmm, and here I was feeling sorry for myself over a 4 game losing streak.
I think we all knew this would happen even after we went up 5-0
The sting was in that Angels game with the Torii Hunter catch,
closer to first overall pick

now

Morrow got taken deep by a guy with a sex offender mustache

He must feel like Dakota Fanning

I threw up in my mouth a little bit when I read that...thanks!
Time to find out when my next alma mater plays next

so I can watch Strasburg

He k'd 15 the other day
Maybe I'll go watch him tomorrow
And yet I feel strangely apathetic...
You can tell whose the LL veterans by the reactions alone
HOLY FUCK SOMEONE FUCKING BURNT POPCORN ON MY FUCKING FLOOR

end of the 9th, i go i’m fucking staying…then the smoke actually creeps beneath my door…holy fuck…i leave…i run back up the the FIFTH FUCKING FUCKING FUCK THIS BITCH FLOOR and i see the fucking HR swing

im not sure who im mad at right now

The person who wasnt gonna share his popcorn
You're name

so not ironic

22 runs in 3 days.

Record: 1-2

This game is a moral victory and a Strasburg victory

The best kind there is

SD Area LL-ers

I feel compelled to tell you that Stephen Strasburg throws tomorrow @ SDSU at 6PM vs LB State

Dammit, I gotta work.

I’ve also been trying like crazy to figure out when Brian Matusz pitches over at USD. How do you find probable starters?

I just looked through SDSUs recent box scores and found that they use three starters

a kind named Solow, one named MacLaughlin and Strasburg, and Solow pitched their last game three days ago

Crap, I may be wrong

looks like they have a fourth starter too, but he gets skipped sometimes. Should I try calling the athletic department tomorrow?

Dave Sims is on a roll

“Here comes Kenji, here’s a guy who couldn’t get arrested swinging a bat.”

This loss must crush the Mariners' souls

All is futile. Play for Strasburg.

Asdrubal Cabrera turned in an unassisted Triple Play?

What?

soo.... House
JI should like this episode
a lot
my eyes bleed
reminds me too much of Catholic school
wish I had gone to that school

but with hotter women

No such school exsists.
Cuddy does have a pretty nice body under there

never realized that

Yeah she was pretty smoking hot.
argh!!!

no no no no no no no no

Fuck you Rhodes & Lowe. And you Lopez.

This was a game we were destined to lose.

How could I forget Bedard?
Yeah Bedard lucked out

People will barely remember how bad he sucked.

This is weirder than Mulholland Drive
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO IF THE EPSIODE DOES'T ADHERE TO THE TIMELINE
NO MENTION OF LUPUS YET

I AM SCARED.

That would be the worst joke ever

two hours to find out that it’s lupus

COULD IT BE TUBERCULOSIS?
IT'S NOT TB!!!!!!!!!!!
This is the craziest fucking episode of House ever

I like the one where he got shot better, but this is still good

I like that the season finale has become the annual halucination episode
OMG!!!

A NAME

First name REMY
HADLEY
(this is the sound of me not caring)
although anything is better than 13
Hey, guys, remember Chris Tillman?

Quick interview with him over at BP.

(I don’t think you need a subscription to read that.)

Is that a character on House?

No…then I don’t care..fuck the Mariners

technically

fuck the orioles

I don't think there's anyway in the wrold part 2 can live up to part 1.
No shit.

That had everything. Totally worth it.

Dude, Corco

stop dropping hints. Even subtle ones.

didn't you see the episode?
Yes, I did

but there might be a moron or two out there reading this thread before downloading it.

Fuck off
Not my fault you're stupid, stupid
Domestic violence is always ugly.
He hits better than he screws
I'm really really sorry I thought using this as a running thread of the episode was acceptable
Don't worry about it, I deleted the two potential spoilers
I must keep this thread open the preserve the thread in it's unaltered state!
It figured out what horny fungus was actually called

Coccidioidomycosis, but it doesn’t actually cause inhibition >:( Back to the drawing board.

Spoilers, reposted

It’s Lupus

It’s not Lupus

Lupus wasn't even mentioned

that’s how you know this episode was something special.

Too funny...I had to do the muffled work laugh on that one.
I absolutely hate to-be-continueds but that was flipping awesome
I wish they would do a non-formulaic awesome episode more than once a year.
The last 10 minutes were freaking fantastic.
I appreciate the Mariners being finished

really let me enjoy the episode that much more.

absolutely
You know what that bus reminded me of?

The Mariners

Too exciting
the Mariners are like that one hand rail in the bus
if by the "last 10" you mean the "entire 60"
this has been a pretty solid season

much better than season 3.

I started watching during the last quarter of season 3 and just downloaded the past seasons this weekend.

House marathon for the win.

I'd have to admit that season 3 didn't have much of a rewatchablity facort

and the cop arc was a waste of time

Season 1 blows every other season away—although all the other seasons are pretty good.

I've re-watched S1 so many times, I need a break. These past few eps

are a welcome reprieve.

Though I can now professionally say that the last live scene was inaccurate.

I haven't rewatched it a couple years

but a pulled it off the shelf the other day, and I have to say that there’s no episode after the S2 finale that’s as good as the top 6 or so eps from S1—that is, until tonight.

Boy,

I wish I had gotten into House when I had the chance.

There's still time! It's never too late!
Me too

Its too much work watching all the past seasons.

Its my little vacation from the mariners
Now to think of it

All the time and money I would’ve spent on the M’s this year could instead go to House dvds

*Cough*torrents*cough*
I don't know..

I prefer to buy DVDs, its easier to download. I’ll still go to some Mariners games, just the amount I will go to now has been cut down quite a bit.

Bittorrent, my friend.

Bittorrent.

Pre-emptive strike:

Yes we know House is formulaic. Yes we’re complete dorks. No you don’t need to tell us.

IF YOU WATCH HOUSE FOR THE PLOT YOURE DOING IT WRONG

(although ironically it was not intended to be a character driven show)

Neither was CSI.

or Law & Order.

I enjoy waiting for House to do something immoral or illegal that would get any doctor fired.

But everyone else just tilts their head and shrugs.

It's not that unrealistic

famous athletes can get away with murder

Imagine how much this would've sucked if the Mariners were playing for something
I would have missed House.
Thought we were playing for the 09 draft?
Imagine how much this would've sucked if the Mariners were playing for something normal teams play for
Shows that are better than House

Not Desperate Housewives

Heroes?
I flagged this comment until I remember Hayden is on that show

Consider this a warning instead.

Hayden is hot

Ok, if I am the only one that likes Heroes then I will stop talking.

I like Heroes but the second season ruined everything for me
It was pretty bad compared to the first one, but I am hoping it was just a sophomore slump

I am still looking forward to the third season.

It would be nice if they just made it like X-Men

More action and less everything else.

I think they make more stupid drama to attract the non comic book nerd viewers

But with that number dramatically reduced, maybe they will increase the action. It definitely still has potential, now that Sylar is relevant again. Kind of like a team sucking because their star was on the DL.

I'm not sure where this fits but it is good for a random smile.

Maybe it'd be more suitable with a win

But I enjoyed it. Lets save it for next time the M’s win.

Looks like he's up to no good
That bear is about to kill a human
Can we sacrifice Vidro

and Cairo?

No one is safe. Once it gets a taste it will just want more.

There is plenty to sacrifice

Vidro, Cairo, Johjima, Sexson, Washburn, Batista, Wilkerson,, Ibanez’s defense, Bloomquist.

am i being summoned?

Colbert is the voice actor for my namesake and the bear is from the show my namesake is froma nd i run a fansite for..

This picture reminds me of this for some reason

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kikia

Just finished watching House.

Holy. Shit. Mindfuck.

I apologize to readers of this blog who don't watch House but in all fairness there's clearly something wrong with you
Agreed.

Let me reiterate, though

JESUS CHRIST ON A STICK WHAT A MINDFUCK!

Yes

Yes a million times over. That episode was pure awesome.

I fail to understand why people would not watch this show.

Today’s episode alone makes watching all four seasons worth it.

Need. More, Torrent. Seeders.
I'm seeding, I'm seeding dammit!
Would you by chance mind sending a link in my general direction
Head over to Mininova.
Yes Yes Yes
Tomorrow: Deadliest Catch

Excellent!

Also

A Bit of Fry and Laurie is comic gold.

Meh.

You made me laugh like an idiot 10 minutes removed from waking up

Thanks

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