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5/14: Open Game Thread, Part 4

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4 threads for this shitty game.

Damn

How many threads do you think we would have needed for that 22 inning game?
We almost had 2

and we tuned in in the 18th inning. And it wasn’t our team.

So…. many.

Putz In; Game over!

NO, not that way plz…

You know what's awesome about this?

Nothing.

To be fair, though,

nothing is REALLY awesome about this.

This game better end before the season finale of House
HAHAHA Slam that bat Boggs
Is the strike zone small today?

Or is espn’s gamecast just off?

Gamecast?

Go with Gameday.

Looking through those presentations from the conference

Did they ever mention what clustering algorithms they’re using for pitch identification?

yes.

MLBAM uses Neural Nets. They also looked at KNN and something else

So all supervised learning then?

I like neural nets but I wonder how well unsupervised Kmeans would do on the data.

it does well after the fact, but MLBAM has to do classification in real time

so NN is really their best option.

Fair play

Don’t have to do real-time stuff in genomics so I don’t know what tricks they’d use there.

Ugh, bad dissertation memories...
I had no idea Natscis knew what an algorithm was ;)
I was a Compsci

:-(

Poor thing
I'm still in rehab
There's a hot compsci in second year now

It’s a bit weird.

DOES NOT COMPUTE
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
Because Sidney > other colleges
I know lots of hot CS majors...
Serial?

The best I ever saw was like a 3 or a 4. yuck. Business majors are where its at.

Liar.
UCLA
I don't believe you

Pics or it didn’t happen.

Every girl at UCLA is attractive.

It’s part of their admissions requirements.

I think you of all people would love UCLA

43% Asian, 55% girls, 35,000 students. You do the math.

43% Asian?

80% of stats are made up.

That one is not.
I'm pretty sure I know the demographics of the college I attended...
I do.

Though UW is 35%, so not far off. But yes, I would love to go to UCLA for grad school.

Me too, but they'd never let me in :(
Me either.

They get like 400 applicants for their program, accept only 5, and they are one of the best programs in the country. I don’t think I’m even going to bother applying.

Oh well

they let me go for undergrad, so good enough

I wanted to go to UW, so I was happy.

Still.

I will, however, visit often if I can get some extra $$

Did a white girl murder your parents?
It's not their fault they're less attractive.
USC girls >>>> UCLA girls

But all CS girls, no matter the campus, are… well, uh… they have great avatars.

I like girls with brains

so that pretty much eliminates USC

Only if you consider marrying the girl.
You just insulted my girlfriend

you and I are no longer friends.

Isn't she an Angels fan?
Only because they got to her first

she is a research biologist though and she loves chemistry.

But she's an Angels fan.

This is like the debate I had with DMZ about whether someone could be smart without being self-critical.

Nope

USC girls are very overrated

Our compsci department is pretty stereotypical
Freaks and geeks with high beard quotient.

And it smelt BAD.

Hence why I stayed at home most days.

I have a very good compsci friend

He pretended to be a historian the whole time.

(much like I pretend I'm a bionatsci actually)
Very wise strategy
Same here

Plus CS sucks which is why I switched to BA

CS

I did the same thing, cs really does blow. Econ ftw

Pft

CS > j00.

Well not really, but I love my job.

$$

CS is good for the money. Only reason why I didn’t quit it.

At least we haven't lost..... yet.
Today's game is like a V chord followed by a vi chord.

Just when you think it’s over and about to resolve to a nice conclusive I chord, BAM! that damn vi chord shows up and adds another ten measures.

Meh, I always liked the V - ii - I progressions, myself...
Rec'd

Because I do that to my friends in the band room all the time… some huge ass progression, and CAD6/4, V, vi…

Suckers… gets ‘em every time

Uhhh, worse defense in the league
walking the .601 OPSing catcher

to pitch to the .677 OPSing 1B

Righty vs. Righty
You canlose by 3 or you can lose by 2.
yuck, we're gonna lose to Chris Shelton
GINGER vs. GINGER UH OH
One of 'ems a day walker
Per mlb.com
Manny Ramirez tracked it down at the wall, high-fived a fan, then spun and doubled up the runner at first.

Did that actually happen??

Yes you can see the replay on gameday, it was pretty cool
I can't watch the replay I'm at work
make the man a gif
Oh you've got to be kidding me.
I read that, too.

One of the few times I will have Sportscenter on and me paying attention to catch a highlight.

fuck Boston
No fucking way, badass!
I don't care what you all think..I love Manny
Manny has a great personality.... I just hate his homerun trots.
93 mph fastball?

yummy.

At some point do you purposely lose this game?

Just to get it over with before you wear everyone out for the next two weeks?

Not with the way our team has been playing.

We need every win we can get.

Like the M's have to purposely lose.
I'd prefer this game did end with JJ walking in the winning run.
or the opposite
You know Chris Shelton actually does look like a fish

SMALLER MOTHERFUCKER
Cheater.

You used to say that to me all the time, now you don’t anymore.

Goldfish always creeped me out
Fat face with eyes too far apart

And there's your K

Remember when Chris Shelton dominated at the beginning of last year?

That would be 2006
Remember when the Mariners were playing good baseball?

Yeah, me neither.

about five years ago

bavasi is awesome

I blame Gillick
Good point

He did leave the franchise with no farm system and a major league club filled with veterans who have all fallen off the cliff.

BB did rebuild our minors pretty well. Just can’t form an actual team to win games.

eh nobody's perfect
Um. He didn't leave the franchise with no farm system.

Felix, Lopez, Sherrill, Hyphen, Potatoes, Feierabend, Balentien, Baek, Jones, Lowe, Putz, and several others say hello.

Gillick did mess some things up, but he didn’t leave the farm system as barren as people believe…

Lowe was under Bavasi
Whoops, you're right, yeah.
But my point still stands.
Gillick did fine with the intl FA signing (which weren't him anyways)

but he gutted our drafts

Perhaps

He punted too many drafts, I agree, but he didn’t neglect the farm system. He gets credit for Engle’s work—if Bavasi gets credit for Fontaines, especially…

ok

No farm system is not accurate. I’ll just stick to the big league club being old and crappy without a great backup plan.

Completely unlike the team is right now.
I've destroyed those brain cells

by binge drinking after Mariner losses.

Wasn't that long ago...

...at least we’re still in the same decade…

Needs a rally goat.

save this pic
its good luck
Not for the Padres.
We can use it over at field gulls
Haha

I was like: “Why did those guys have ANGERS spelled out?”

Its too bad Franklin German and German Duran can't get married

Then he could be named German German

They can in VT.
That was stupid.
first pitch swinging!!

5 PAs, 6 pitches.

Vidro averages 9 per PA
Squeeze? I think so.
With 2 outs?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CAIRO!?! WTF!?!
Holy shit Cairo!
Cairo in the clutch!

Woot. There’s your 850k’s worth.

Ahahahahahahahahaha
holy shit

cairo hahaha

NOW WASHBURN IN FOR THE SAVE!

we’ve lost this game

CAIRO!!!!!!!!!!
now we need 5 more to protect against washburn
Wash for the save???

needs more Bedard

I hope Texas ties it up.

I want this game to go 20.

30
40
ONE BILLION
now you're just being silly
One Hundred Billion Dollars

No fucking way.
So Washburn gets to blow the lead.

He won’t be able to throw Kenji under the bus this time.

Hit a dong, Beltre
All righties v Washburn.

This will not end well.

I love how all of Cairo's base hits are slow bouncers that narrowly avoid a fielder.
Wait a second, I ducked out and just got back...did Cairo actually hit a go-ahead RBI?
Yes
I'm going to ask again, because I don't think you realized what you just said

Miguel Cairo?
Clutch RBI?
Extra innings?

Think carefully before answering.

Fine.

It was Bloomquist wearing dark makeup and Cairo’s jersey.

Slowest walker ever....
Great now Cairo will never be let go
2 step jog by cairo
I get back and we're winning? Must I use this in a non-ironic fashion?

Beltre is so fucking unlucky
GET READY FOR THE CLUSTERFUCK
Washburn to close?

You’ve been… CLUSTERFUCKED!

In honor of Wlad's scoring a run

I like my Scotties fat.
Fucking rec'd
I forgot we had a daygame what in the balls is going on

Putz at 36 pitches, Washburns throw day… it can’t be, can it?

Aw shit it can be
Cairo drove in the go-ahead run?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

God damn ye baseball gods to HELL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cmw6Jne0tAQ

Mac uses pitchers like Tony LaRussa on speed.
This is like the opposite of a surprise Felix Day
Y'know, Washburn being used as a one inning pitcher

Makes a shitton of sense. The guy sucks after 90 pitches right? Seems to always do well in his first 25… why the FUCK NOT?

decreases his trade value?

i’m still hoping we dump him

Well trade him as a "dominant closer"

Like GS52.

Or just keep him, use him as a super LOOGY (splits against lefties are good) and stick Morrow, Baek, or RR-S in the rotation instead.

Kinsler is an annoying twerp
Washburn in, Game Over?
On way or the other, probably.
This pic would be perfect if he were wearing an M's uni.

CHARGE THE MOUND!!!
What the fuck?

Cairo gets an extra-inning go-ahead RBI
and now Washburn is one out away from a 1-run save?

more proof that saves are bullshit
Don't be bitter because we stole Washburn from you
That one out could take awhile
C'mon Wash it's Gerald Laird

And that was a strike

You know what I don't want to see?

I don’t want to see Josh Hamilton at bat.

At least we'd be closer to Stras
I believe Graham said something about a Young walkoff...
Not for like five more innings
DO NOT WALK
Here comes the walk to set up the walk off HR
I feel strange

is this…success?

Washburn woo?
Everything I know is fucking wrong.

Thanks a lot, Wash and Cairo.

Dammit.

I really wanted a WFB inning of Pitching

Wow. Jarrod Washburn comes in to work a pretty damn efficient inning.

WE STILL SUCK, BUT I’LL TAKE IT.

I hate when we win.
We win?

Huh, that’s an odd feeling.

Win

Cairo and Washburn are the heroes! Get these men contract extensions pronto!

We won.

Don’t care.

a win?? woo hoo!!!!
Every giant comeback starts with one small step.
So does every massive disappointment
But so does every comeback!
The over $100 million dollar budget baseball that could...

Doesn’t sound Disney enough.

And lost in the whole "Manny high fives a fan" is that the Red Sox still lost.

Rays lead up to a full game.

Let's go Rays!

Hey, is LL still down for a stealth invasion of DRaysBay? Not in a hijacking sense, but more in a “dual citizenship” sense.

Saturday morning, 10am PDT

be there

Aaaah I'm on a gorram plane flight leaving at 11:20

Might there be a part deux in the future?

winning feels better than losing...

but I still don’t feel very good

If we only had Griffey, this game would've been over by the 11th inning
Okay then....

That wasn’t how I expected to spend my work day.

Whoa, that was quick.

Well done.

I just fucking threw one of those together..

Needs the Final Fantasy box

Also, lower it down to his thighs.

just threw it together.
It should say:

“Washburn in? Bullpen Mismanaged”

This pic will have dual value. We could use it again on Friday.
I'm not that insane on the Washburn = Bullpen Master idea am I?

Washburn:

Pitch 1-25: .239 / .302 / .367 – 16.7% strikeouts, 7.5% walks, 2.7% HR
Pitch 25-50: 244 / .295 / ..393 – 14% strikeouts, 6.4% walks, 2.5% HR

It’s after that things go way down hill. Heck, let him throw an inning or two and dominate.

Am I totally bonkers here?

No.

But it will never happen.

Miguel Cairo to the Mariners blogging community:

Take THAT you haters!

Shit, Angie Mentink just tried to compare him to

Stan Javier and Mark McLemore.

I thought that was Willie’s job… maybe we can ditch him now when people aren’t looking.

PROFESSIONAL HITTER
Then she became pregnant again.
Willie is not an aged veteran with extensive experience in the wars
Fuck yeah I have my last final on friday

and i don’t ahave to do anything until then and I admit I’ve kind have been ignoring the Mariners but hey a win that is perspicacious that what that is whoo go winning and go team chirst I’m a little drunk right now but okay yeah this fucking season is over but yeah go WLAD I like that guy,

Our #1 commenting prospect shows up!
My slugging percenatege is through the roof but

my OBP is a little low you manight want to season me a bit the minors.

Well

Jeff seems to think you’re ready for the show, and who am I to argue with him?

Well, if he thinks I'm ready, then I'm ready.

I have MVP potential, I swear.

Christ, that took a long time to try to post coherently.

God dammit.

Thanks to you I’m now this blog’s WFB.

Stupid Mariners.

You need to lose.

J-Wash 4 Closer?
If Pinero and Franklin can do it (at least in theory), I don't see why he can't

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