Lookout Landing

I've never actually watched it but I just assume it's for the gays

Yeah, every girl I know* obsesses over it

*My mom

Thats not very gay on your part

I got that handled for this subthread

Girls watch OTH, real men watch The Hills

Better?

Oh Jesus

I’m beneath the Hills??

Time to break out the pistol

Perfect

I used to have to watch the hills

I dumped that bitch real quick

The Hills should be genecided

I like what Joel McHale does with it

That man is a genius

He's also from Washington

Maybe a Mariners fan

But then he wouldn't be a genius

Agreed

But Audrina/LC need to do a lesbian porno first

Which one is the really fake blonde?

Ehh Whitney? maybe idk

My roomate watched it religiously.

Also Kristin from Laguna needs to be in the prono too

I THOUGHT THEY WERE ALL THE SAME GIRL

This subthread is kinda killing me

But look forwards to a One Tree Hill thread on Monday at 9

Yep, totally the most important show on in that time slot

Hey I'll be getting my House fix from you guys

How else can I give back?

Wow, dude, I was kidding

You actually know their names?

How do you know if he knows their names unless you know their names?

I'm under the assumption that he's not just making them up

Yeah I know their names

Although I had to ask whcih was which before

My roommate loved the show

Every monday it was on

All I know is that one of them has the eyes of death

Idk I think it's apretty sick show.

It’s got hot chicks, basketball, and fights. Also the Nathan-Lucas scenes are pretty sick. Like I say, I don’t get why girls watch it.

Also for the gays is one of the best phrases out there

I've never seen it,

but whichever character is played by Sophia Bush is my favorite.

Teej - May 17, 2008 reply

Brooke Davis

Oh My God I love her.

A reminder:

Cla Meredith’s ML debut

You know that whole thing about a "drunk LL thread"

It’s a cruel red herring

Carry me....

laxtonto - May 17, 2008 reply

From a classic Vegas bar: The Double Down

Was that Carlos Silva dancing in the stands?

Happybelly - May 17, 2008 reply

Self-induced Heimlech

Too many burgers.

Damn, he's back

No more politics

I don't participate in political discussions.

As per my TOS.

Will be hungover....

for my caucus tomorrow….chances of going to Denver…slim….

I don't participate in political discussions.

As per my TOS.

Biggest suckfest == Richie

Why does he still play?

14 million reasons

because he's tall and once in awhile he hits dongs

Nice swing Cunningham

Holy crap a save situation

I'm conflicted

Bedard or Putz? I’m torn

Happy Putz Day

So.......

I think the words “struggling” and “Sexson” need to be forever divorced. The word “Sexson” can then get married to the word “done”.

ThundaPC - May 17, 2008 reply

needs more Washburn

Wow, sweet first pitch.

Please let the good JJ show up

Scrupio - May 17, 2008 reply

Brett and I were actually joking after softball

that Putz might get like 6 or 7 saves this season (in 8 opps).

Moar groundballs

strikeouts*

Kaorikaze - May 17, 2008 reply

Those would be nice too

Stop giving up "well-stroked balls"!

This is the one at bat I fear

PHEER NO MOAR

JJ you are getting lucky

Get better, NOW

Thank god.

Right at Wladdy.

That Giles "hit" had pap smear all over it

Sweet christ, Putz

It would be good to see JJ hit 96-97 again

with location.

Happybelly - May 17, 2008 reply

There was a 96

putz is like trevor hoffman

do not fret

Tony S - May 17, 2008 reply

Bad?

yes

Tony S - May 17, 2008 reply

Oh God that was dangerous

Putz is not healthy.

Susheel Ramasahayam - May 17, 2008 reply

Sarcoidosis?

Hey, 98

You just walked a terrible hitter

Now I’m scared

Oh come on now

Putz whooooooooa

Hey everybody look how bad he is

BRING IN WASHBURN

Oh here we go again

I guess the splitter isn’t the only thing Eddie taught him….

Looks like Putz

Feels like Sasaki

except not nearly as awesome

LESS SUCK PUTZ

HAHAHA I just got it.

Even the strikes are frightening

Zombie Nation

Overplayed. I DJ’d a football game today and stayed away from that damn song. We should end it’s life mercifully.

Seconded.

Funny, I was watching the Florida State baseball game (Buster Posey) and they played

That damn song after every homerun.

I think it'd be pretty cool if they started using local music for those things.

Two Rs and Two Ls - May 17, 2008 reply

The problem is people think local music sucks.

Especially here in my town… lots of bands but nobody knows who they are.

Come on!

Finish! I want to watch A Bit of Fry and Laurie!

Is that a euphemism for a 3-way?

Eh close enough.

PUTZ WOOOOOOOOOO

GAME GAME GAME

Yay! Win!

A win?

So this is what victory feels like

M's win

wooo

Happybelly - May 17, 2008 reply

woo

NO!

They're all gonna laugh at you!!

Curse you doppelgänger!

How often do you watch Seinfeld?

Every time it's on. Why?

You always have a quote from it as your sig

You must really love it

It's my favorite show.

There’s a reason TV Guide called it the greatest sitcom of all-time.

Because TV Guide is penned by monkeys and 8-bit Presarios?

Wrong.

Blasphemy

Ruskell is never wrong

If I'm Tim Ruskell someone better start forwarding me those fat checks...

so I don’t have to make beer sampler packs at Rich Man’s Fred Meyer.

Time Magazine named Hitler "Man of the Year"

Because he was a great leader.

Aside from the Holocaust.

Actually he was a great leader with the Holocaust

he just wasn’t a particularly congenial one.

Exactly.

He actually deserved “Man of the Year”. Well, at least before the Holocaust.

We really don't talk about Hitler's merits enough here

I heard he smelled really nice

A little too much like smoke

I heard he got rid of that smell by washing his clothes in ammonia and bleach

Bill Hicks: "He was just an underachiever."

I dont think he even understands what this one means

I know exactly what it means.

oh snap

WORLD SERIES HERE WE COME

can i get tickets now?

Tony S - May 17, 2008 reply

Wait. The Rays lose and the M's win? Dammit, you guys really did reverse the mojo.

Never leave us

This was not intended, I promise

I saw you used my picture.

I was flattered. If I was awake that early, I would have been thrilled.

Which, this one?

This is one of my favorite picture captions ever

I knew it wasn't Lupus!!!!

Yep.

It's excellent.

Thank you.

Spell Trix right dammit

Blame yourself for thinking with the wrong spelling

Obviously he meant robberies are for kids!

Duh!

"Tricks"

is slang for prostitution, not robberies.

Nah, it's slang for robberies too.

From dictionary.com: “14. Slang A robbery or theft.”

You have taught me a new thing.

weeeeeird

I also

Never heard it used that way before

Nobody calls robberies "tricks" because that would be absolutely retarded.

borgy - May 17, 2008 reply

Hey...no.

If you consider them robberies...

If you don't pay, it's probably a robbery

Graham MacAree - May 18, 2008 reply

You're lucky I'm so nice

But if you expect people to use this image, you need to put it somewhere so all those that don’t read the game thread know it exists.

Much better

just need to make the bottom line a couple sizes larger....

That would defeat its subtlety.

Which is what I was going for.

CapSea - May 18, 2008 reply

Oh, right.

Strasburg. Damn.

I think its time to go to sleep, passout, what ever...

or more likely

Time to sleep…It was fun…I might try to catch up tomorrow..tomorrow’sgoing to suck

laxtonto - May 17, 2008 reply

Good luck living

Yepp.....typing is getting complicated

time to go crash. It was definately fun, just make sure i remember when the TBrays feild trip and LL binge drink are…

laxtonto - May 17, 2008 reply

Cool

Get better JJ

But Wash got a save as well!

JJ's going to kill a right handed batter soon

With all his fastballs landing head high in that batter’s box.

woo hoo!!

But Strasburg.

Sweet. Peace out.

How do we win

but the Rays lose?

Blind squirrel + nut = sometimes

A blind squirrel wouldn't know it was a nut that he found

When do we stop playing bad teams?

Frighteningly soon

nooooo

We stole it!

We stole the Rays’ power!

Strasberg, nooo! Rays, take it back!

So this is how more games were supposed to go

Freakin M's can't even tank right.

Good News - Bad News....

Adam Jones is on pace for a 32 RAR2 season in CF.

Ichiro is on pace for a 40 RAR2 Season…

What if you had like, more than one outfield position?

Fuck you...

Can’t I just make myself feel better without you pissing all over my fun?

You made us lose. So no.

Well you made us win.

So humph.

Biggest suckfest = Betancourt

Thanks fangraphs.com.

Zito walked six guys today

thank God, I was getting concerned.

But he's a Cy Young Award winner!

And a gamer

And part of the most washed up trio of pitchers

who used to scare other teams.

Any idea what happened to his velocity and control?

What velocity?

Worn down, mechanical change

Ala the future Francisco Lirano

No, that career will end much more abruptly

Not before Sabean signs him to a 7 year-

$175 million dollar contract.

I thought it was already over

See?

abrupt

Who's Francisco Liriano?

too abrupt

I like saying 'abrupt'

abrupt

Yes, it does have nice ring to it.

Emphasis on "nice"

I like potatoes.

Both versions.

That made sense

Both the food and EOF.

I thought you meant "Potaytoes" and "Potahtoes"

Or mashed and baked

Good for you.

0-8

And gettin paid.

ThundaPC - May 17, 2008 reply

When he gets high, do you think his friends call him "Baked Zito?"

Another fine example...

as to why the “good baseball man” running a team is just a crappy idea anymore.

Basically “good baseball man” should really be “doesn’t give a fuck about stats man” much as the media’s new “Working class white” meme is really “Racist motherfucker”.

WTF GM commercial with Stone Cold's music?

yummmmm....

I thought you said “Coldstone”. I want ice cream.

They are sucking semen out of turkeys on Dirty jobs. Must see TV.

"Yeah, just suck it out of a hose"

borgy - May 17, 2008 reply

Turkey enjoying it too much...

Not so sure....

almost like someone squeezing your nuts until the juice comes out….I can think of less painful methods.

I wonder what Pirata Morado thought about Beltre's hijinks

the season is over

the home run won’t make any difference.

Thank you for filling in

no problem

Congrats on actually winning once FAILiners fans!

One love

Thanks!

Thanks to you too

For ruining the Rays game :( :( :(

We didn't mean to, I promise

by the way

What the fuck is a Mariner

L. Ron Hubbard was a master mariner

licensed to captain any ship on any ocean

What does that have to do with Seattle?

I mean, you already killed one great singer….

I would talk shit about Tampa music

But Tampa is the birthplace of american death metal, so that’s pretty awesome.

MORBID ANGEL RULES

SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES

69 DUDE!

Yeah that is basically what guys do in Tampa

Call me Ishmael.

Fuck that book

Nobody wants to read entire chapters of a novel describing whale bones and ship parts

But it was parodied in Looney Tunes as "Dickey Moe"!

That doesn't make it right

Well that's clever

A predominantly hopeless growth usually found clinging to the bottom of recycled glass bottles

I said Mariners not Babe Ruth

Babe Ruth was the coolest guy ever.

Don’t insult him. Ever.

You do know that he drank a metric fuckton right?

And hit ladies with his ring hand

He also killed a hooker*

might not be true

I hope it's true

If enough people believe it's true, it becomes true

That's what Raul Ibanez calls a "slumpbuster!"

What a card!

He was also gay.

What...

I like you

You can stay

Ok, I'm calling it a night.

Somebody please explain this

This is Sylar

This is what Sylar does

Sylar was also banned from the same forum that I steal my gifs from

Dont need somebody calling me out on that

What is this, X-man/Streetfighter slash fiction expressed in an animated gif?

DO NOT WANT

You guys are lucky

I haven’t posted the cat and mickey mouse gif yet.

please post it. It's my favorite

That thing was amazing.

Lucky?

Do you mean unlucky?

Donkey Rhubarb Monster approves of cat/mouse

Scroll down!

Dunno

But according to Coleridge an ancient one made a ‘rime’ once.

It was pretty awesome, though

We don’t see other team’s fan’s pain nearly enough

Thanks for making us win.

:(:(:(:(

You're welcome!

Does that Felix fellow still play for the Mariners?

Felix Fermin? Nah, not since '95.

I heard you guys were interested in Casey Fossum

You did not hear correct

hell yes

The Mariners won a game!

Party time!

YES YES YES YES

YESSSSSSSSS

I actually can't look away

For the first time I am literally the same

...What?

I literally cannot look away from this gif

Oh.

If he kept posting this gif in every thread, none of us would be able to function in the real world

Sorry

I already have a contract of bugging the Rays GDT with it :( :(

Bugging?

Or improving?

I wish I was a FAILiners fan

Then I can make epic lulz like u guyz

You just lost cool points

Redeem them by telling me what that .gif is from NOW

Brian Cashmans head

Seriously though where is that from

Fake it

Wait theres actual Mariners fans?

I thought everyone WAS faking!

I'm faking but the rest of these fuckers are totally legit

I'm a BoSox fan deep down inside.

I believe this 100%

I've always liked the Dodgers too.

110%

Unfortunately, it's quite real :(

Do you know how hard it was to pull myself away from the .gif so I could read this?

I can still see the gif even while reading this

All the flashbacks none of the tracers.

Same

AHHHHHHHH

What the?

David Lynch's best work

I've never done acid, but I have to imagine that this is what it's like.

It's not.

Well that's disappointing

Thanks for that, dad.

your dad is so cool

Who are you?

your father

It can't be any better or weirded.

Acid...

Would be the same effect as the Mariners winning the World Series

I think that'd be more like heroin.

Nobody would ever do acid if they were seeing that shit

I would do it all the time.

Serious?

I’d be tripping balls 24/7

O-kay.

Alright, maybe you've got a point

I’ve seriously been staring at it for 20 minutes straight now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9uYEM2osYQ

Acid Trip simulator

this might help – watch on full screen

The walls are melting

didn't work for me....

I had to try twice

I just got a bad headache, so I don't want to do it again

It'll be worst in the morning

Get close to the monitor and just lock your eyes on the center point

it hurt my head, but it was worth it for the genuine panic with my rock band drums shapeshifted on me

I'll try again in 60 minutes

I'm sure they're gonna find out doing this gives you eye herpes in 5 years

this came on rather abruptly

I feel like the natural reply to this is the Ronald McDonald Gremlin

joof - May 17, 2008 reply

NO

I feel like you've never been wronger

I dunno... If there were ever a time for that, it'd be now

I think it’s kind of cute though, so my opinion’s null

Do not commit evil

I gotta ask, what the hell is Mickey doing?

I wonder if Mickey is high and the cat is a hallucination

If he's high, it's PCP, I've seen those eyes before.

I would respond to this but I'm back to staring at the .gif

It's so.....terrifying yet so beautiful

House rerun on USA

I’m never getting any writing done

I've got season 1 and 2 left to watch

I wonder what Jeff would do

if RRS, Josh Hamilton and Ben Broussard both guest starred on the same episode of House.

Explode.

*All guest starred.

Kill myself immediately afterwards as life would never get more awesome

What if you were in it too?

Wouldn’t that be more awesome?

this is so gay

You gotta a beef with me, hombre?

Apparently you've got some beef for ben broussard, RRS jeff hamilton and jeffS

Italian mobster cowboy?

I found a picture of you.

Do I really want to click on this?

It’s something stupid, I’m sure.

It's just to big to post.

The Typical Idiot Fan - May 18, 2008 reply

Shut up Colonial

You’re probably dead.

RRS, Jeff and Ben hanging out with Hamilton

good clean family fun

I couldn't hold a candle to those studs

Fuck you guys.

I spend half of last night trying to keep a shitty GT alive, and you fuckers make a good one on a night I had to devour a 700 page textbook?

Asses, all of you.

Also.

If anyone wants to ever get their MCSE, I have every. single. fucking. book.

And I’ve read all of them now. I hate Microsoft more now than when I was a drunk Lin hacker in HS.

So I didn't go to that birthday thing.

Moral: if you live in a place where it’s 45 degrees and overcast all the time, don’t go out and play softball in 85 degree sunshine on Saturday after a hard week.

Especially if you're, uh, generously proportioned.

OH SNIPPITY SNAP SNAP SNAP

I'm still deciding if this is funny.

Someone else needs to say it.

generously proportioned on his dick!

oh snap

My browser and laptop crashes and I come back to this

LOL, Coach. Well played.

Good night Cobain Killers!

Is that Richie Sexson?

Yes, yes it is.

Epic win.

DON'T LEAVE UNTIL YOU SAY WHERE THAT .gif IS FROM

DAMN FUCKING STRAIGHT

Jeff's gone insane!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBXyB7niEc0

It's from this YouTube movie

I've always wanted to see Freaks. Now I'm even more intrigued

I actually don't know what it's from

But i’m hoping that clip haunts some lonely Mariner fan.

gooble gobble is going to replace wizzle wozzle in the LL lexicon

You should post that cat GIF

everytime your team wins a game.

You say this as a joke but I read it as truth

and also the ronald mcdonald one

I've never seen the Ronald one.

I usually just rely on this one

This one confuses people alot

SPOILERZ
It’s a lamp

I stole it from the same site where he gets his

and that is...

NEO-GAF

BlueMax is the resident mariner fan there

:D

Robert knows where the GIF emporium is :D

How do you find these?

If I told you

I wouldn’t have anything going for me :( :( :(

You'll always have dancing cat

I pledge

That everytime the Mariners win I will post that GIF in here. Unless you want to put it up front on the site, then that’d be even cooler :D

I will take you up on your pledge

because I think this is something that should only be shared among those who read game threads.

Okay

I’ll be back in a month when you guyz win again lolz

It will be glorious

...and with that...

they never saw Sylar again…

CapSea - May 18, 2008 reply

I fully support this.

Who needs Putz wooo! when you have dancing cat and fetal Mickey?

Yes, I'm hooked.

That’s some serious messed up shit.

I didn't want to be drawn in but here I am, completely drawn in

It's like video crack.

I need a nice abandoned subway chute to hide in.

NO IT'S NOT

It isn't? I can't seem to view the movie

When that clip loaded, my first thought was "I don't remember that scene in 'Freaks'."

You should visit often

You are good at this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmzcKXsllWs

I'm not sure I've seen anything this awesome before.

CapSea - May 18, 2008 reply

Oh fuck this is awesome

I just saw that

thought the same thing

The second she blinks is the second I rape

all facehugger on that broad

There's a longevity joke in there somewhere.

Meh. Maybe it's just the beer, but...

I’m never gonna tap that so what does it matter?

You're thinking too much

Just be so happy that she’s looking at you and smiling

It looked like at one point she called someone a bitch

http://www.freewebs.com/neogaf/

Here you go guys

have fun with teh gifz

I love you

Illusions

This makes my millenium.

The Magician

Failners

Win!

You're cramping my style.

Thank you so much

ytmnd.com is good too

This site is almost as good as trading for Doyle

I'm cooler than Sylar, right?

oh heavens no

Define cooler.

Not after dancing cat you're not

Curse you all!

YES YES YES YES

game threads will never be the same.

Your recap is going to be filled with random gifs tonight

I save random .gifs for the game threads

We have a new toy

That commercial trancends funny.

It goes somewhere else completely.

Sweet Jusus SIDEBAR!

Not from NGAF

MORE HOUSE GIFS`

They made a .gif out of my dreams

in my dreams I am an ass-hungry little person

Haha. You're a mdget.

Grahams size

Jeff’s ‘tude

Sylar has just corrupted LL with .gifs

Nay, he is the one foretold in the prophecies

I AM Sylardamus over at NeoGAF. I predicted 200Rayght.

Corrupted is not the word you were looking for

My name is Nathaniel! I like to dance!

This kid has been my hero ever since I saw him on the soup.

That’s how I dance now.

Teej - May 17, 2008 reply

Embiggened?

That's far more appropriate cromulence

I wish DRaysBay was as fun as this

Then again, atleast we have something to look forward too in October

crash and burn

You'd think that would burn us but we actually have a lot more fun when we're terrible

Oh

I keep thinking this is Pinstripe Alley!

How?

This place has readers.

Oh snap!

Burrrrrn

Wish I could be a super sexy blog writer like you guys. My choice blog would be the Cincinatti Reds one because then I can be terrible and happy all at the same time!