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Lookout Landing

Series Preview: Seattle Mariners @ Detroit Tigers

Seattle: 18-27
Tigers: 17-27

GAMES

Game 1: Carlos Silva vs Justin Verlander
Game 2: Jarrod Washburn* vs Kenny Rogers*
Game 3: Miguel Batista vs Jeremy Bonderman

Not sure what's going on with Miguel and Jarrod and their rotation slots. The probable pitcher listing has Miguel in game two and game three TBA and since there is an offday Monday the M's could turn to Bedard on game three. But do they have a reason to skip Washburn? No, I mean a reason the Mariners would actually employ? Sucking doesn't cut it with this group.

Justin Verlander was never as good as most people thought after his 18-win season last year and Jeremy Bonderman has been nutters for a few years now. All in all, these match ups look a lot more scary than they actually are.

Star-divide

Likely Starters:
C Ivan Rodriguez
1 Miguel Cabrera
2 Placido Polanco
3 Carlos Guillen
S Edgar Renteria
L Matthew Joyce
C Curtis Granderson
R Magglio Ordonez
D Gary Sheffield

The Tigers problems haven't been in scoring runs. This is a legitimately scary lineup, even Matthew Joyce (who?) is raking the ball. Seeing the slate of pitchers we have going against them, there is good reason to enjoy that winning streak now before this series begins.

CONTEXT

For Jeff Clement/Jeremy Reed/Jose Vidro related hilarity look toward Jeff's post on the matter. The only part that I'll add is something that came to me this morning; that if the Mariners were actually a little smarter and went with Raul at DH and Reed in LF for the foreseeable future, that either sets the stage quite well for the 2009 offseason or sets us up for utter ruin.

Raul at DH is good, he's worth keeping around in that role, worth extending even, though not for more than two years. Reed would be a solid 4th outfielder who might not kill you as a starter, Willie makes a good bench player as the pinch-runner, backup middle infielder and 5th outfielder. Raul takes up the 6th outfield spot. That leaves backup catcher, backup corner infielder and backup masher as spots to fill. Not difficult to do.

That basically leaves just signing Teixeira (and poking around for a LFer better than Reed) as the only move you have to make next winter (leaving aside the sign Felix, Bedard, Beltre issues) to end up with a solid offensive and defensive team. Problem is, Raul is now firmly entrenched at DH, so...Clement? The brilliant offseason sees us either deal off Johjima or dump Burke and go with a 50/50 split in time behind the dish between Clement and Joh. The catastrophic scenario sees Bavasi trade Clement for Griffey, wherein one (or god forbid more) of {Griffey, Ibanez} is plying trade in the field.

WOOOO! Two-game winning streak! Off-Day! House season finale! This calls for lots of beer!

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Comments

Is there any explanation as to Verlander's declining velocity?

His FB has averaged only 92.9mph this year versus ~95mph in his previous seasons. Is he likely hurt, even though he’s denying it?

The Tigers continue to deny that he's hurt

but I’m not so sure I believe them. Either way, he’s fucked for a while.

I hope they enjoyed 2006.
Yeah

Very few guys can comfortably throw 100 for an extended period of time without their arm gradually shredding.

I wouldn't use the phrase "gradually shredding" to describe what happens.
OH MY GOD WHY DO YOU GUYS DRINK SO MUCH BEER?
HEY LOOK AT ME ME MARINERS FAN ME GET TO DRINK BEER

AND DRIVE DRUNK AND KILL EVERYBODY HEHEHEHOOHOOHOO

YOU FORGOT THE PART WHERE WE PUKE ON PEOPLE'S LAWNS
Ive puked on my mayors lawn on the town i live in
I downed a quater of a fifth of Barcardi last night

While just staring at that ALCS picture that Jeff posted during the Yankee series a few weekends ago. And was working on a FanPost where I tried to write out the lyrics to “Goodbye Yellow brick Road ” until my friends confiscated my laptop.

So you drank one twentieth of Bacardi?
I dont do math good but it was alot and i'm still feeling it
Churchill thinks Clement will be traded.

I’m kind of glad we’ve given up on the idea of Griffey as our DH.

I'm not sure he actually thinks that.

But I am pretty afraid of it.

You know, given that Joh is probably servicable for the next couple of years

and then we have a few catchers in the minors (say, Adam Moore), I’m not entirely opposed to trading Clement. I just don’t trust Bill Bavasi to get anything worthwhile in return for him.

Let me change it to:

he strongly implied that it would happen before he got a real shot

FUCK. THAT.
Maybe I'm overeacting

but that’s what I took from his comment.

I assume so.

The Johjima signing makes no sense otherwise. I don’t see how they could keep him if they want to, other than at DH where he’s less useful.

I see Clement as a Darren Daulton typr player

(minus being bat-shit crazy, of course), if he’s moved to DH or 1B, he basically turns into Paul Sorrento. We know the Mariners aren’t going to put up with four years where there’s catcher controversy. We also know they don’t cut ties with veterans until they completely roll of the edge of a cliff, and even then typically only in the last year of a contract. This leads me to believe that it’s only a matter of time until Clement is moved for something useful (or something perceived as useful) to plug up a hole on the roster for an 09 run. The only hope I think we have of keeping him is if the scapegoating of Kenji continues (which has its own racist overtones that are a different discussion altogether), the clubhouse sours and he is run out of town this offseason.

Don't forget the possibility there's a new front office

this winter.

How much different could they be from the old one?
A lot.
I'm all for someone convincing they can make Lincoln and Chucky more money

I just don’t see it given their absolute contempt for any school of thought post-1980.

It's a highly variable thing.

Gillick left, he really wasn’t fired, and he left at the perceived height of the team, after the ‘03 season, so we really haven’t seen what the higher ups would do in response to needing a new front office to radically alter the team. In their minds, they didn’t need a departure from Gillick when they hired Bavasi, why would they? They’d just won some 400 games over the last four years and were raking in tons of money.

If the Ms bottom out and win 70-odd games this year and attendance stays low, do we know what Lincoln and Chuck will look for? I don’t doubt that the number one priority for both of them is to make money first, win games second (or third or Xth), but I also don’t think they’re stupid. It’s unlikely they got to the position they’re at by being bad businessmen, and good businessmen don’t see a failing strategy, fire the guy who implemented it, and then hire someone who’s going to use that same strategy.

I’m not saying it’s likely we get a Freidman-style overhaul, just that it’s possible, and it really all begins with that one hire.

I just don't think they know what good baseball stratgey is

and I am worried they they may just think they were “unlucky” this year. And I worried they think hiring a “nerd” isn’t PR savvy, especially after they have their broadcasters openly mock the methods that successful teams use to win.

The Royals and Pirates figured things out

that’s enough to give me at least a glimmer of hope.

They don't need to identify good baseball strategy to hire a good baseball strategist

I highly doubt things like replacement level come up in GM interviews. It’ll be about the new GM convincing them that his way is the best way to make the team financially healthy in the long run.

Hopefully.

Hopefully they’re not just stubborn old men.

I don't think they're stubborn about the baseball side of things.

I just think that $$ = everything to them.

If the team sucks and attendance reflects that…

The attendiance has yet to become dire.

If it does, yeah I see people getting fired. I’m a bit surprised McLaren hasn’t been fired yet.

I know we joke that this team's management can't get much worse

and then we say “just wait” and point to McLaren as Hargrove’s replacement or something. But it won’t be much longer before this team actually can’t get much worse. Clement is probably going to be traded, Beltre may not be re-signed… I’m actually not sure how much worse a new FO could be? Beyond trading Felix, there isn’t much else they can do. There are so few players left that even matter.

Refusing to draft Strasburg if they get the chance would be pretty entertaining
I highly doubt we'll get the chance
Stop being so optimistic about the Mariners winning games
If "optimism" = "winning more than the Giants" then I guess that makes me an optimist

I feel like I’m missing out on the warm fuzzies, though.

The Giants are playing out of their fuking minds right now.
I forgot, the Nationals are also terrible
The Padres are nothing to write home about either
If Peavy's hurt bad, then they too enter the fray

we’re bad, but we’re not bad enough.

damn the NL and their really crappy teams

and really good teams.

It feels strange when interleague games aren't automatic losses.
referencing my non-Mariner fandom of course
I should also point out

that there’s always a chance that the other teams will pass on Strasburg if another prospect emerges between now and next June. The Padres would almost certainly select him, given that he’s worth of #1 already, is from SD, and is a lifelong Padres fan. If you’re going to make the #1 pick in the draft and there’s a kid like that sitting there, it’s a great PR move and a good baseball move.

like Lincecum would have been >:(

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It's like a giant wall of tears.
The one time they don't take the local guy...
Can you imagine a rotation headed by Bedard, Felix and Lincecum?
If we had Lincecum we wouldn't have needed Bedard
Doesn't mean that trade dosen't get made.
And also doesn't mean it wouldn't be awesome

and yes, I’d rather have Adam Jones. And GS52. And hell, Chris Tillman and Tony Butler too. But Baltimore can keep Kam Mickolio if they care that much.

Didn't people hate his mechanics, though?
Like people hating mechanics actually means anything
Well, the obvious question becomes then

do you think his mechanics leave him more susceptible to injuries down the road?

I have no idea

Nobody else does either. It looks like they should, but we just can’t tell.

Personally, I really like his mechanics.
They're friendly and fix his car promptly
Giants players have really nice cars.

Totally not gamer cars.

What's a gamer car?

2004 Kia Sonata?
1998 Honda Accord (the non-riced kind)?

a really muddy jeep with a dented bumper
There was one of those
not muddy enough!

only mildly gamer.

Ahem (I tried finding an angry picture of Zito, but he's too much of a gamer to be angry)

Also, I'm sure Bocock drives a Jalopy
Bocock is not a Giant anymore

but soon, he’ll be a Mariner

Well he sure doesn't drive a baseball anywhere

Ho ho ho

Catfight Zito?

What about Francisco Liriano's mechanics?
Hate the injury history and trace it back to the mechanics

Hating the mechanics is stupid

Why wouldn't you hate the mechanics for causing the injury history?
Because you can't tell pre injury whether pitching mechanics are going to hurt someone
So, less hate, more feel concern for?
you're doing the Internet wrong

it’s ok to hate things about which we know nothing. That’s what the internet was based on. That and porn.

I once heard that pdb

is a TOTAL douchebag.

Yeah, that guy SUCKS.

wait, what?

A Strasburg collapse/injury is much more likely than another Strasburg-level talent appearing
All I'm saying is that there's a lot of time between now and the draft

and even though right now, he’s certainly the top guy who would be draft eligible, you never know.

They're going to hit better eventually.
That's what we said about Wilkerson, too.
Wilkerson was better than Vidro.
So is a goat.
Only if you marry it.
and then consumate that marrige
It's worse if it's a boy goat
and then you have to go to the free clinic for STD medicene and run into a cranky doctor
"consummate," "marraige," "medicine"
oh the irony

“marriage”

I only like this type of irony

when it’s someone else mis-spelling “marriage” :(

Yeah well there's no spell check in subject lines
there's a spell check in your brain
Spell check and subject lines would be a perfect marriage, huh?
I assume you are mocking me

but I cant tell because that seems like the correct way to spell it

It is

I am mocking myself as well as pdb pointed out the incredible irony in my inability to spell the word “marriage” :(

He got better

in the form of going away.

79 OPS+

pitching staff ripe for collaspe

I hate when I misspell swear words.
If you don't mention it, perhaps you can pass it off as intentional

like you’re trying to be more family friendly… or get around those amusing curse work blocks, so you use words like “fuking,” “chit,” ”@sshole,” etc.

I agree with you.

We’re just not bad enough.

This is why I look forward to a lineup featuring Vidro, Griffey, and Ibanez.

One of these 3 is a pretty good player if they are DHing.
Which is why he'll be the one not on the '09 roster
Ah, that's a good point, I hadn't considered drafting.

Though we’re not perfect at that either. But I was asking a serious question. Assuming we do trade Clement and don’t re-sign Beltre. Beyond… what… Triunfel, Wlad and Felix (2 of which I expect this team to trade as is), what else could a new FO do? There aren’t really any players that matter on this team anymore. Most are on the decline, so replacing them with other declining players don’t matter….

I’m really curious… I don’t think even a worse front office would make any difference right now, but maybe I’m not thinking about certain players.

You can always do worse

always always always.

No single statement contains more truth.

What if you married a goat?
You can always do worse
What if you signed Barry Bonds to a one year prorated deal for the veteran minimum?
There is no lower bound to bad, but there is an upper bound to good

this would be such an upper bound

you could marry a boy goat
Well, okay.

I agree. I think I mean what can we do that would matter to anyone. Yeah, we can replace, say, Ibanez with a 47 year old coming out of retirement John Olerud, but who cares? It may be considerably worse, but “considerably” is on such a low end of the graph as to not really matter.

It’s like working for an entire week and your employer only paying you $1.00 total. You can say “it can’t get worse” and then find out that the next week of work you only get paid $.50, so yea, it got worse, but who cares at that point?

That's a different question

there’s definitely a diminishing-returns factor when it comes to how we respond to increasingly stupid decisions. (One could argue that we’re already just about maxed out.) But in terms of quantitative team performance, there exists no lower bound.

Yeah, I agree.

I was asking on more of a “who cares” level. And we’re definitely within one or two trades of reaching the point where it doesn’t really matter what they do anymore, because we’re just going to be bad. Maybe varying degrees of bad, but bad enough that those degrees are irrelevant in terms of caring about this team.

One could argue that a 0 win team would actually be more entertaining than a 40 or 50 win team but that’s another issue.

I think a 0 win team would be the most entertaining thing I've seen

because that’s a level of crapitude (craptitude?) that is completely beyond anything I’ve ever seen in any sport, anywhere.

I don't know

I think that’s too bad, because in order to lose 160+ games, you’d have to basically have a high school team play in the big leagues. It’s fun to watch ineptitude sometimes, but it’s no fun to watch a team get destroyed 15-0 every night.

I think it would be like this season's Dolphins

you’re always on the edge of your seat, because even though you have the #1 pick all locked up, there’s still that drama anytime the game was close after halftime. It’d be the same way – any close game after the 5th or 6th would be must watch TV

Yeah fuck them

I either wanted them to go 0-16 or get their lone win against NE.

Oh God, speaking NE,

I drove out to get some lunch and on the way back, there was a guy with a Patriots sticker, two Red Sox stickers, one for 07, one for 04, a license plate holder that said “BOSTON RED SOX 2007 WORLD CHAMPS” and I SWEAR THIS HAPPENED, his license plate was P8RIATZ.

Yes, I live in SD. Red Sox nation, please go back to Massachusetts.

You should've egged his car
Oh trust me, I wanted to ram it

but I happen to like my car :(

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the '62 Mets set the floor

for how few games a team could win. But still, it’s an intriguing concept.

The Spiders cheated their way to 134 loss glory.
I'd like to watch a 0-win team that wins game 1 on September 28th

that would either be the happiest or saddest fan base of all time.

This team is close to leaving us numb and emotionally crippled, but actually getting to that point at which we literally just don’t care anymore…that’s quite a hurdle. Nobody’s dumb enough to trade Felix.

If it got to where my team was 0-161

I would root as hard as I possibly could for that final loss. To see something that perfect…there’s not a lot a chances in one’s life to see something like that.

And the best part is that in the 162nd game of the season, down 2-1

entering the bottom of the ninth and facing Jonathan Papelbon, Miguel Cairo would hit a line drive single, followed by Vidro hitting a two run walkoff. When he finally finished circling the bases, Bavasi would already have a new three year extension drafted out for him and ready to sign.

You have a funny definition of "best"
I'm the one who wants to trade for Griffey

what do you expect?

Yeah, don't care anymore = I stop watching games

I doubt that ever happens.

Numb = unfazed by their stupidity. That’s already happened.

Even the Giants have a player worth watching

but what if, five years down the road or whatever, the M’s look like the Nationals? How do you watch that?

make Dimirti Young jokes
I'll cross that bridge if it comes

but yeah, if so, the games not watched to watched ratio would probably swing above one.

Looking to trade prospects is never a good thing

It doesn’t seem like teams usually do very well when they actively shop their prospects- and given Bavasi’s history, well…no

eh

I think a challenge trade of good prospects can make sense.

Whatever, we can just rush Adam Moore up
Washburn

Did his relief appearance last week lead to a shuffling of the rotation?

One Tree Hill finale tonight!!!!

This finale brought to you by:

Haha Yankee Stadium is going to be awesome

HOLY SHIT THE TIGERS HAVE A WORSE RECORD THAN US?!?!?!?!
STRASBURG
They'll probably get him anyway

The same way they got Miller and Porcello

Slot, baby, slot!

The Tigers don’t care about Selig’s damn slot rules!

God I can't wait for House.
Is that on tonight?
It sure is.

It will be awesome

House or fucking everything?
House.

No question about it.

Saw your comments on Baker's blog.

His post disappoints me again. Oh well. I did have some fun with the poll on the M’s website.

Couldn’t believe there were no “none of the above” or “bench” options.

I can't believe no one voted for F)
He's not very good at that either.
How would you know?
Have you not seen the Willie Bloomquist sex tape?

Scene 3 is the hottest. It’s him, vegetable oil, and dirt.

And eye black. Don't forget eye black.
::vomit::
You obviously haven't seen Scene 2

Bloomquist, Eckstein, Erstad, and every sportswriter in America form the largest orgy in the world

Somehow I'm guessing Barry Bonds wasn't invited
It wasn't because of the grit.

It was because he has too big a head.

Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip the waitress.

Had trouble sitting for a month. Painful experience.

Not worth talking about.

Trying something new?

This does not look like an Asian chick to me

Not above the waist, no.
When I see Willie Bloomquist,

have of me wants to take him out, talk to him, be real nice and sweet and treat him right. The other half wonders what his head would look like on a stick

I really want to give Baker the benefit of the doubt

but the last month has forced me to give up on him. Either he really doesn’t “get it” or he’s just trying to pick a fight with the blogosphere. Either way it’s lousy journalism.

Even his own blog commenter’s have turned on him. A small handful of people agree with his idea that Vidro > Clement, but most people are calling him on his bullshit now.

Yeah, it's too bad.

His posts may be poor, but he’s still good at beat writing. He is getting nothing but attacks now so I expect him to resign soon, which is probably why he has had people fill in for him time and again of late.

In his defense

very few people thought the team would be this horrendous, and it’s got to be really hard covering a team with playoff aspirations that just falls on its face early in the season like this.

He makes direct attacks now.

He deserves some backlash. Doesn’t mean he’s bad at his job. I still expect him to quit, considering the frequency of attacks thrown at him on a regular basis.

I'm a little surprised at all the shit Baker gets

Is this his reward for being infinitely better than Pocket Lint and trying to interact with the fans and blogosphere? Sure, he’s not a very good analyst, but so what? He’s a journalist.

He actually will ask the manager questions posed by the fans.

There are probably 50 people who frequent this site that are much betters analysts than he is. He should stick to beat writing and giving us tours of the ballparks.

This isn't fair

Just because people are better than him at something means he shouldn’t be allowed to try his hand too? Everyone has to learn.

Sure, I give people a lot of grief for coming over here and being stupid, but this is our house and we don’t like getting retard on the carpet. People shouldn’t be getting flamed on their own blogs. Disagreed with, certainly, but the kind of shit Baker gets (and yes, he does bring some of it onto himself but whatever)... that’s just not right.

but the kind of shit Baker gets (and yes, he does bring some of it onto himself but whatever)... that’s just not right.

I think we here all agree on this, though.

I think he goes over the line when he calls people losers

and attributes strawman arguments to them.

If I disagree with his analysis

I’ll state why and then back it up. However there are a lot of people there who resort to shit-throwing as opposed to any rational, well-thought argument.

Geoff takes more shit than he deserves, but on the same token, he can ignore it. Some of his debates with Adam were good stuff, but when he resorts to devoting entire blog posts to bashing the idiots who post there his writing quality suffers.

Geoff doesn’t have to be an analyst. He’s a great beat-writer.

He's a good journalist/reporter.
I think so too

I can kinda understand why he says what he says. Personally, I’m not sure he really believes a lot of it, because some of it makes no sense at all (Shifting Raul to DH is gonna throw off his game? Uhh, he was our DH for all of 2005)....

He’s a beat writer and his ties to the team are important, he has to have a good relationship with them or he might lose access to some of his sources and whatnot. He has to interact with those people on a daily basis and if he were half as openly critical of them as most of us would like him to be that would make his job much more difficult, and he’d probably be hurting the quality of the unbiased information he provides because his opinions…which is kinda the opposite of what a journalist is trying to do.

I think it's a direct result of making his site too good a forum for discussion.

For a long time – and for good reason – he promoted open dialogue and he started discussions by presenting some opinion. People agreed, disagreed, etc., but it didn’t matter.

What happened now is that it has come back to bite him. When he openly disagrees with some stats or opinions, and he is clearly wrong, all of those people that used to be participating in open discussion are now attacking him for his incorrect analysis – a direct result of his doing too good a job earlier presenting himself as if he actually is good an analysis, which it turns out he is not.

Now that he is getting attacked, he, too, has become more offensive, and starts to attack back, and the whole thing spirals from there.

It's not a result of an open forum.

It’s a result of attacking. The attacking is optional (on both sides).

I disagree.

Most other times blogs don’t even get commenters at all, let alone 150 a day. But regardless, the conclusion is still the same.

Well also, for a beat writers blog,

Geoff’s is a hell of a lot better than most of the crap out there.

I have no idea what point you are trying to make.
I think he's leading up to Sturgeon's Law
Which one?
I think 2nd

That is the 90% one, right?

I'm not aware if they're numbered or not

I just know there’s two. And I know the one to which you refer.

I think that one is Sturgeon's Revelation
That we agree overall,

but I think it is the result of an open forum, even though the result is the same (attacking is optional, etc.).

He's a great beat writer

but my problem is that he’s just picking fights now. If he would just stick to reporting what’s going on in the clubhouse, I’m fine. That’s why I liked Baker’s blog.

Hell, his coverage of the Winter Meetings was fantastic. When he’s doing stuff like that I really enjoy his material.

I agree, he does pick fights now.

In fact, he has started to actually insult the beliefs of not just the blogosphere but also his own commenters. As I said, he has earned some of the flack he has received, and it has caused the quality of his writing to go down.

That said, his beat writing ability is still good. He is, generally, good at his job. So him leaving is not a good thing. But I expect him to do so anyway, within the not too distant future.

So him leaving is not a good thing. But I expect him to do so anyway, within the not too distant future.

At which point we find out that Reed was in fact called up to replace Baker and not Raul.

Well, THAT would qualifiy as "something stupid"

The Mariners have reduced us to this – wondering if the new backup LF is going to be the new beat writer instead

Dammit Geoff

This is exactly what’s getting you in trouble.

Why are you picking these fights?

...

Huh, Geoff?

What the hell happened there yesterday?

A lot of people (his own followers included) called bullshit

when Geoff suggested Vidro was a better option at DH than Clement, and a better option than shifting Raul to DH and placing Reed in LF.

Now it looks as if he’s gotten very defensive/assholish as a result of the backlash.

Maybe instead of DRaysBay invasion we should have

Geoff Baker’s blog invasion. Then maybe Geoff will be happy about people who know baseball chatting on his blog… and flaming each other less.

Though the guy who told him to go back to Toronto was amusing.

We would be massacared
We could Corcobomb and deploy Coach Owens to cover our retreat if it came to that
I think we should keep Coach Owens in reserve

in case we ever invade Halos Heaven and need someone to cover a quick getaway.

An invasion of Halos Heaven will never happen.

That’s like invading most of Canada. Why bother?

To display our dominance. Also, pre-emptive strike.

also, you know how US cities have sister cities and such? We should have sister SBN blogs – we should make DRB our sister blog.

I'm not comfortable with having a sister that hot.
I'd rather be DRB's bitch, personally.
Which is why I don't want to think of them as my sister.
I think we come the same blood line as the Arizona Cardinals
I made the mistake of posting Beltre's LD% and BABIP over there.

The results were predictably bad.

Link. I could use a laugh. Or a beer.

I’m trying to plan a dinner for my senior friends and one of the girls that I’m supposed to be working with has learned from her new boyfriend that when you don’t get your way, passive-aggressively bitch whine and moan until people get tired of you and give in. The results have not been good.

Meh.

I’m not going to dig into that archive to find it. All that really happened is the statistics I posted were promptly dismissed because Beltre is “unclutch” and a free-swinging loser who is a “bust.”

He promptly hit a game-winning home run that day.

He's so unclutch
If he were actually clutch he wouldn't have to hit

clutch game-winning hits.

What a selfish, unclutch bastard.
Ugh.
It's really to the point where all you can do is shake your head.

I don’t know what happened to my favorite beat-writer. He seems to be wearing thin even with Dave Cameron.

Well...

Dave has never been shy about openly responding to Baker’s comments. But he still likes him and defends him in the comments section of his blog most of the time;

I'm not quite sure why, really.

All he seems to do is attack everything Dave tries to do, including attacking the basic premise of USSM as not understanding what baseball is about.

If he makes a valid point, it’s ignored, and if he openly disagrees, he’s snapped at, usually under the name “some blogs”.

I would say I refuse to go there anymore, but reading that crap is a quick way to wake yourself in the morning, and be alert and ready to drive on NJ highways.

Where's the Offday House Season Finale thread?
Is this the "final" of the finale? It's not a three-part episode, is it?
Nope, this is the final of the finale
Sweet.

If it was on again next Monday I’d miss the end.

There's no way in hell I'm opening something like that this early

it would be a complete disaster.

Come on man.

Live a little.

Hell no

you people will sit and think on-topic thoughts and like it.

Oh you're no fun anymore.
Trust me, this is in everybody's best interests
And the Python reference goes *whoosh*
I know the Lumberjack Song if that makes you feel better.
Everyone knows the Lumberjack song.
Well this sub-thread has ceased to be.
everyone knows the dead parrot sketch too.
That's it. I'm tossing in the Holy Hand Grenade.
Living is bad

it leads to discussions about tuna hotpockets

Cameron's butt > Squinty's butt.
I'm trying to get you fired.

What is that from?
I don't expect it open until 8:59.59

Because, in addition to it being a disaster, some asshole will eventually spoil the episode.

It's not lupus.
We don't know that yet.
Maybe I do....

I have my fingers in many sinister stews.

I'm not even going to touch an open House thread.

I’ll stop by after I watch it in peace.

Actually the finale has tripped me out so far, because I missed so much of the season leading up to it.
The best I could offer would be a

HOLY SHIT! or STFU CAMERON!

during the commercial

House starts in 50 minutes!
Fox Sports article

they’ve got a nice little article up about the frugalness of using homegrown talent over high priced free agents.. comparing the big spending teams records against the low payroll teams to this point in the season.

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/8152284/New-ideology-will-be-on-display-this-week-

so we just picked up Tracey Thorpe

There's a third black man in Canada?
well he was in Syracuse

but we have him now

HIDE THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN!!!
according to my "M's update txt"
meh
what do you think they're going to do with him? he was a closer in Syracuse
Tacoma?

Too bad he can’t take Morrow’s spot so he can go down and work on starting.

I think the answer of "meh" the first time should have been all the explanation necessary
BTW the rerun of OTH was ridiculous today.

Season 1 episode like 6. or 5. whatever.

I’d say what channel it was on, but then I’d have to kill myself

Fantastic episode though

Ummm,,, so i recovered from the Tequila

That was a poor choice…So? What we drinking tonight?

And Jeff Hamilton hit a HR in the first inning

Josh Hamilton hits home runs in several innings
Is he your favorite no Mariner?
Top ten
#1=Broussard?
No
Reallly? Then who is?
#1 The Toronto Blue Jays Brad Wilkerson?
Tequila is never a good idea

Never.

Well i had a great time

was having trouble with trying to figure out what was going on in the gameday thread, but on the LL gameday, thats not anything new

Corconcurred

unless beautiful girls are giving out body shots

Patron is the best one I've had and it never gave me a hang over.

The Reposado is the smoothest of them all.

Cancerboy with a no-hitter through 6
You'll have to specify which cancerboy

unless Doug Davis is Cancerman.

He's talking about Jon "We want mo'" Lester
Davis is man.

Lester is boy

WTF is this shit.

GAY

I may never watch this show again WTF
Which one?
OTH

just started with Gav in ?Degraw singing to a 5 year old boy

oh thank god
I was thisclose to turning it off

but now we gettin somwhere

Buuuuhwaaaa?
If you're talking about House I'm going to kill you
I think he means OTH

Otherwise this makes no sense at all

Yeah obviously
Nah, House is intense
No.

House is intense good.

Nah, House is not gay
Brooke in a bikini makes me feel better
I just saw Fred Durst's name in the credits for this episode. I feel disappointed already
He was the bartender last week.
CTB is not hot at all
This is so BS

You can’t just chill in someone else’s hospital room without being family…especially when you’re a convicted murderer

fuckin ugly baby

Nathan better start playing ball very soon

Journey to the Center of the Earth...

Stupid or not stupid? I can’t decide

the book? awesome

the upcoming movie? looks decidedly stupid.

I was gonna say terrible.

But then I saw dinosaurs…so it’s a wash. I am basically a 10 year old child. If I see a dinosaur I get hard

I hate it when film destroys good literature

so I won’t be seeing it, but it might be fine on its own.

I just went on the OTH IMDB boards

What the fuck. The fact that I have something in common with these people angers me.

Need more basketball and fighting

He's starting to understand...
I still love the show but Jesus Christ
What's OTH?
One Tree Hill
Yes I know
I didn't
I meant "Yes I know it's gay"
YES

basketball and fighting

God listens

FUCKKKKKKKKK

he stops playing because his son says its okay. Fuck that shit Nathan

Make it rain like you fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

GET THE FUCK OUT LINDSEY YOU SLUT was not supposed to be in caps

godammit this episode sucks donkey dick

nohitter nohitter nohitter
Why are you rooting against him?
Because I don't want to hear ESPN suck his cock for the next year+
But he's from Tacoma!
This is me not caring
Eh. He's on the Red Sox. Why does it matter where hes from?
He went to Bellarmine Prep

that makes him doubly loathsome.

He also graduated a year before me. I guess if I had continued playing baseball there is a chance I might have faced him. He was probably varsity the year I was a freshman so I probably never saw him.

he went to Bellarmine Prep?

Screw that fucker

Because fuck the red sox that's why

And he probably milks his cancer too much like in the something awful thread

German Pena DeJesus

FUCK

COME ON ROYALS
Jesus

Leadoff walk…pena swing swing

Stop swinging at balls
Fucking moron
cancer cancer cancer
It all rests on Callaspo
FUck Dan kill him you pussy
Fuck you OTH writers you really choked on a cock here.

I have made a poor choice tonight

GODM DAMMIT CANCER

YOU DONT DESERVE IT.

ESPN-”Lester and Buchholz OMG SPLAAAATTT”

ugh, horrendous

made worse by the fact that Lester has been ungood all year and how he has a shiny ERA and a no-no. I’m so glad I don’t follow the MSM.

Whatever...I'm happy for him..I don't care what you all think

Good for Lester…just avoid all those ESPN channels and it’ll go away.

Brooke stop crying you look less hot
Seriously..no one cares about your One Tree Hill bullshit
Aight solid I'll stop
It's just the play-by-play that's really annoying
Yeah I got you.

Honestly I didn’t even realize how much I was posting. Too much…

Yes basketball!

If this ends up not happening I will be furious

Oh the stupidity of the Mariners Mailbag!

This from “Kara M.”: “Why is Willie Bloomquist not an everyday player? In my opinion, he is one of the best players on the club and he deserves so much more playing time. He could really help the Mariners so much!”

At this point he is damn close to being one of the best 9 overall players on the club
He's better than our DH
Man this team is sad.
This is the best example of that sadness.
After the Open House thread I think this is a poor example
That thread is the best example of sadness in genreal,

not the team’s sadness.

When I clicked on this thread I was afraid I'd see House spoilers from people back East

seeing that Lester threw a no-hitter is worse.

So you'd rather House spoilers?
I swear to God if anyone issues any House spoilers (even fake ones), they get an instant perma-ban

I’m not kidding either.

No Vasgerian tonight?

Is that normal?

Must be taking a day off

he sounded pretty fed up over the weekend. Probably just needs a break from that sack of crap team.

Dave neihaus would have died on three spereate occaisons alredy.

I was hoping for his reaction to the latest Ryan Ludwick homer.

http://ussmariner.com/2005/05/31/ryan-ludwick/

I liked the pickup at the time.

But I never expected that he would demand starting.

We have to be the last org on earth that doesn’t understand this concept—or at least understand it enough to see that it’s ok to give these guys significant roles.

and I find it comical

that Cleveland traded one at bat of Juan Gonzalez for him.

That's extreme
I don't care
Jeff isn't messing around either.

I thought it was generous seeing as there was no genocide involved.
I agree with this round of banhammer rules
Why isnt this a TB Ray imvasion night?

TB 0
Oak 3
2nd inning

House
IMO, House was sub par tonight...

enjoy

Does this count as a spoiler?
No because he's probably still drunk
Still, I like to go in fresh.
I thought Seinfeld was a dead meme?
It's not Seinfeld a meme if I don't realize I'm referencing Seinfeld.

(I now I realize that, yes, indeed I was)

No time like the present for a night cap....

enjoy House

Well, kiddies, enjoy House in an hour
It's not two hours long?
agreed

east coast

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