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Enter at your own risk, as I can only imagine several spoilers being posted below.

(In case you don't read the game threads, yes, this place is full of dorks who love House. I'm one of them. Get over it and shut up.)

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I will not be participating in this until 10 o'clock.

Do not disappoint me, House.

Spoiler Alert

This episode made Jose Lopez cry.

This is funny
I am anticipating this the same way I anticipate a game 7.

Let’s get this done.

Go 13

She’s like Jessica Biel in Triple A (the league, not the Auto Club/Roadside Assistance Membership).

Back just in time.
Uh ohs moving her
Wilson now is not the time to bitch at House.
at least he played along to being the husband
her hearts not beating do something!
They're giving her the Everett hypothermia treatment.

Cool

Don't fuck this up, Wombat.
IT'S NOT AUTOIMMUNE!
It could be anything

GREAT LETS EXPLORE THAT

I hate you Taub.

I’ve always hated you.

...oh my god.

NO DO NOT WANT!

I wanted to watch that :(
Carlos Triunfel suspended "indefinitely" from the High Desert Mariners.

Just wrote a fanpost about it. Thought you all might want to know.

fuck you for fucking this up for me
Not during the fucking Open House thread you bastard.
Subthread closed.
Electricity!

OK, who gets the next sexual fantasy dream sequence? 13?

God I hope so.
13 just got pwned.
Dude, I already saw the season finale in my market. Why don't I just tell you all what happens?
Fuck off and die.
I will phone jihad every admin on this site till you got permabanned
*Spoiler*

House is cantankerous and figures out a solution to the patient’s illness at the end…

Rinse and repeat

Rinse and repeat

Rinse and repeat

*Rinse and repeat…

This episode is different
Bet you feel pretty stupid now, huh? HUH?
Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy

Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy

God I can't fucking wait for this.
Go Kutner!
Wilson is right!

:head explodes:

You shut your whore mouth
Wilson SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Your girlfriend is dieing.

is 13 manifesting some Huntington's symptoms?
i hope a symptom is getting naked
I 100% agree with this.
God I love those CGI medical cutaways.
Oh no.

Not another Incredible Hulk movie.

Apparently its not even the same actor
I am sure it'll be better than that Ang Lee piece of shit.
I guess they realized what a shithole the first one was and decided to start over

It’ll probably still be crap, but it can’t be as bad as the first one.

You know what I would love to see?

Vogler back as the PotW.

IS HOUSE BACK ON YET?
You're annoying me, Wilson.
13 pwned again.
Rash: Predictions?

Mine: Syphilis

13 is such a bitch...

she better get naked soon

Gooooo Foreman!
wilson needs to go home
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Larry Craig’d.

Confirmation

13 has Huntington’s.

Ooh she's testing herself
i like the bumper sticker that says 'vote for change 08'

no politics my bad

Heh. Not so subtle producers...
Huh...an acoustic version of Teardrop

Do want.

here

http://awesome.evilmp3.com/Teardrop.mp3

jose gonzalez

if you’re wondering

You rock.

Seriously, thank you. This is awesome.

Shut the fuck up Wilson.
Cuddy is throwing in the towel
Need photoshop NOW!
Wilson has Aspergers
This is pretty the much the worst time ever to waste time with 13's bullshit.
Zohan looks funny
Looks like more Adam Sandler Shtick
I'm just glad he's back to comedy

Spanglish = fail

Because Little Nicky was such a brilliant idea?
True

That movie was epicly bad

Hey he had some good ones

like Billy Madison, and Happy Gilmore, and Waterboy, and Mr. Deeds. I thought anger management was pretty good too.

Wedding Singer was alright too

Wasn’t straightup comedy though

I remember how funny i thought Big Daddy was the first time I saw it

That movies comedic value somehow decreased faster than Joe Dirt

Big Daddy went from

Funny -> Cute -> Boring -> “hey jon stewart’s in that movie”

IN THIS SUBTHREAD I SHALL REVEAL WHAT HAPPENS AT THE END OF THIS EPISODE

Warning: Spoilers.

Do that again and I will lobby for perma-ban.
Oh shit it's Lupus!
wilson is such a douche
Wilson can GTFO of this episode.

Not House approved.

We need a GIF oh the death glare House gave Wilson
For the record

Cameron > CTB

13 > Cameron > CTB > Cuddy
Amber takes advantage of drunk House
Haha House hates fruity booze too.
There's the symptom.
Sarcoidosis
Actually a good guess to this point.
Okay Wilson

if you think House had an affair with CTB you’re an idiot.

She's boned!?
Too early to declare her boned.
Can I declare 13 boned?

IFUKNOWWUTIMSAYIN?

However there are 20 minutes left in the show...

10 minutes to restore House, 2-5 minutes for him to realize what she has. 5 minutes to treat it. I predict she lives.

5 minutes to say goodbye

15 minutes to deal with the Wilson/House fallout

I predict she lives

but suffers permanent brain damage

this seems realistic
At least we can redo the Braindead Meme picture right
I don't see why we need the brain part.
Serves you right Wilson, buy the right bed next time you douche
Boned

fuck you show

STILL TOO EARLY!
the big twist...

40 minute show lolololol ctb dead

HOUSE IS THROWING IN THE TOWEL
JI's House% is way down

HE’S REGRESSING AT THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME

I have to switch input from PC to Cbale to watch in HD!
DAMMIT JI!

GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER!

I TOLD YOU NOT POST INJURED
Let me also add that part 2 is living up to part one.
Amber's WE is at .15 right now. Need a House funk blast.

Biggest contribution: House 14%
Biggest suckfest: Wilson -32.1%
Most important AB: Bus crash: -24%

We need a WE chart for this episode.
After foreman's speech: WE .01
Oh stop it Wilson!

MAN UP YOU PUSSY!

All of you are dead to me with your Wilson bashing
I am the biggest Wilson basher there is I can say is WE is through the roof in this episode.
My final prediction that doesn't involve her dying

she suggests a cure to her own disease

Dammit, she really is fucked
WE at 8%
lower, only ~10 min left
House is on deck with one final diagnosis.

If he pulls through he’ll have the biggest contribution to the episode.

He already has the biggest (positive) contribution

Without finding the rash they got nothing, without him remembering the pills he’s got nothing.

KUNG FU PANDA IS NOT A GOOD FOLLOW UP COMMERCIAL FUCK
Attacking a cripple is the perfect crime
Sad music lowers WE to .04
This scene reduces the WE to 0%
she's boned :(
Biggest suckfest: PotW Amber Volaskis.
Thanks alot thirteen
wtf forgot about house being in trouble too
House feels remourse!?
Graham hacked BrianL's account and is putting u's where they don't belong!
Meant for the above comment, but whatever
Fucking english thinking they own the language
MY CABLE IS CRAPPING OUT ON ME

I CANT HEAR WHAT HOUSE IS FUCKING SAYING

Damn.

It was pretty deep.

Get off the bus, House.

Get off the bus.

13 has Huntington's
OH FUCK 13's WE just dropped
Talk about falling off a cliff.
Ya no shit, that's a 6-0 with 2 outs and none on turned into 6-6 bases loaded 3-0 count
Wow, that episdoe, just wow. Insert Jeff here....
Okay Wilson

here’s the deal. House wasn’t having an affair with Amber. It was her own choice to go pick up House.

Therefore, it’s not House’s fault she’s dead.

Man up.

Her girlfriend just died, give him some time.
I'm just cutting this off at the pass now.
His* altho Wilson can be a girl sometimes
Holy fuck

that felt like a S1 episode.

By giving 13 Huntington's I think they are gonna go back to that crew.
Good

I hated everyone except Kutner and I still thought he was a moron

They should give her C-untingtons, daily monitoring required
i see what you did thar
I am suspicious of these typos.
pretty much flawless except for 13's bs
13 has Huntington's....

Predictions on how she’ll handle it? I say she keeps it quiet until she shows symptoms.

She'll get fired, I'm thinking.

Taub and Kutner will slowly follow.

That one guy should've been hired. :(
Cameron, Wilson and Wombat are still in the opening titles...
The old cast played a role as big as the new cast in tonight's episode
Two of them did.
I say I don't give a shit because she's 13

she doesn’t have a name, no one cares about her story arc

Dr. Hadley thank you very much
But House refuses to call her that.

And since House is the Almighty, she’s 13.

I'm going with TWOP and calling her Biana
She's Zack Greinke to Jessica Biel's Greg Maddux
her face is funny looking

She’s obviously on the show solely because she’s hot, that’s why they made her bi

DON’T CARE DON’T CARE DON’T CARE

Good fucking God
How does LFoJL do it?
How are you feeling after that, Jeff?
Confused, upset, entertained
As you should be.

As we all are.

How long till House makes a CTB joke
Never, House is a dick but that's a line I don't see him crossing
Kind of like 9/11 and the holocaust
House would totally make a holocaust joke.
Not long

Unless he wants Wilson to strangle him alive. I almost thought he was going to do it at the end.

should be "not soon"
Well after that episode

if anyone wants my man card it’s yours for $10. Although I should warn you it got a little Robbie Williams on the corner.

I'd take it

but I just handed in my man card too.

I'm glad I have contacts and that everyone knows it.
I turned mine in after the rabies episode.
Sad episode but I never felt like crying
You know I'm going to have to never

let you have it easy anymore, Jeff. Hehe.

If that didn't move you, you aren't human.
Use better Grahamar
As somebody that has received grammer lessons from him

I am recommending this fan post.

Be more of a man.
Coach go watch Schindler's List.

If you don’t sob uncontrollably at the end, you’re not human.

I thought it was a happy ending

and I don’t mean that in a dickish way at all

It was

but the one scene towards the end where Schindler is sobbing about the ways he could have saved more people hit me hard.

Well

as happy an ending as a movie like that could have.

The credits part isn't
I dont remember the credits

refresh my memory

If they have us discussing Schindler's List

they must have done a good job.

*discussing it seriously
Its the only movie to ever stop my wisecracks
Here we go

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ad1×0b4GBmE

And here's the scene that makes me sob uncontrollably

Dammit

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rWFL24zYUj4&feature=related

Yeah I don't do real well for the last like 15 minutes of that movie
I absolutely lost it right at this scene.

I couldn’t stop crying to save my life.

I didn't think LL would ever have a thread like this
I think game 5 of the 2001 LCS would have been somewhat like this.
May LL never endure something like that
I know I cried.
This is why I'm fond of the constant losing
I prefer to die 2000/Dave Justice style.
2000 was a massive nutshot

2001 was when God died to me.

I drank myself into oblivion last night thinking about that damn game
Ugh...

watched that clip…shouldn’t have done that…

I've never seen this movie so I'm in the clear.
You really should watch it

It’s a cinematic masterpiece.

You really should

it’s kind of the most moving film I’ve ever seen.

LL movie night?
LL Schindler's List Night would be the worst idea ever dreamed
Yikes...

That would be a pretty bad idea.

I kid.

We can’t have any movie that we can’t riff on.

Now that I have re-read this comment several times

it sounds funny on paper

The only movie that's touched me more than Schindler's LIst

is The Killing Fields.

How can you not have seen Schindler's List?
There are a lot of movies I haven't seen.
My girlfriend hasn't seen Star Wars...
I haven't seen it

Although I’m a lot more likely to watch it now

It's a downer to be sure

but you’ll be thankful you watched it.

Still a required viewing though

Even if you hate sad movies

I don't understand this reverence for the film.

I found it manipulative and heavy-handed. It portrayed the holocaust victims as passive. How does that make them sympathetic?

I really didn’t like it.

Well now you know how it ends
I haven't seen it either

So I didn’t watch the clip

Filthy Jew-saving bastard

Good thing he’s dead

I don't know what to do with this comment so I'm going to ignore it
Sarcasm

Sorry.

...

...

Seriously though

I just meant it as a sarcastic aside… I first saw Schindler’s List in 8th grade and I’ve had nightmares where I’ve written myself into scenarios of that movie ever since, including experiencing the death, firsthand, of the man who couldn’t supply any valuable service to the Nazi party in my dreams…..It was just a miserable attempt at dark humor, I promise. :)

It's where the survivors stand alongside the actors who portrayed them

and each placed a stone on Oscar Schindler’s grave. Last clip showed a shadowed-out image of Liam Neeson placing a rose on his grave and staring out into the distance.

The shower scene was the emotional lowpoint for me

And the part with the naked girl and sniper rifle was a complete mindfuck.

God the sniper rifle scene just made me ill

Seriously I thought I was going to throw up.

This is the only movie that has ever made me cry

When the one-armed guy was shot? I swear, scarred me for life.

This and Top Gun got me for entirely different reasons
Okay I cried when Goose died too.
For the record I cried when I saw this and I was 7
...yeah I was 14.
Top Gun isnt even the coolest thing involving F-14's

needs more lasers
Few things dont
I was just reading up on Bill Watterson a few hours ago
I picked the wrong avatar
Back off

She’s mine and she’s been mine for a while

A we bit chompy eh?

I’ll play you a round of Calvinball for it.

There were so many scenes that got me crying

but like I said, the scene at the end where Schindler was literally sobbing over the people he didn’t save opened the waterworks for me.

I was sobbing like an idiot in the middle of a high school classroom.

I cried when Data died in ST X

don’t worry, it’s ok

I cursed and kicked over a chair.
I hated that movie

what a big middle finger to the fans

ZOMG SUBTHREAD CLOSED
Probably a good idea.
Well thanks for taking the pressure off me anyways
worst ST ever

I think even worse than V. “well we’re both disabled in the middle of a nebula…let’s just ram them for no good reason!”

(facepalm)
Excellent season finale.

Someone mentioned it above, had a lot of the season 1 spark in it.

Yeah that was definitely season 1-ish
Let me say that it sucks that CTB died

because she was the only interesting new character

on the other hand these two episode were so fantastic it was totally worth it

Way to take a chance writers! (no sarcasm intended)

I was starting to think that were going to kill House in the end

Or at least put him out of commision for a while.

I heard the already started filming S5

so no

I remember Matthew saying a while back that Laurie was in a contract dispute
must have had it settled
It got settled.

Laurie’s new contract has him making a shitload of cash right now.

As well he should.
FOX has fucked those things up before

Re: X-Files

Thankfully it didn't happen this time.
Provides more entertainment than the M's so he should get 118 million
I think I would die
There's a possibility of a spinoff series with an upcoming guest character

But I don’t think anyone at Fox would let House die.

No other character on House deserves a spinoff besides CTB...
Missed the part of "upcoming guest character" nvm
They're not a current character

It’ll be a private eye next season.

Why? It's extremely popular,

it’s good and I haven’t heard anything about the producers, writers or Laurie complaining about anything.

Wilson would have lead the team
And it would go in a spiral

comparable only to the Matt Thornton Death Spiral.

The viewers would have developed an auto-immune lupus disease that would lead to not watching Wilson "House"
It would never work.

Screw you guys

Face it man

Wilson was today’s biggest suckfest. The WE doesn’t lie.

fuck you asshole

Wilson rocked today

It was a close battle with 13, though.
13's shit was good

I just didn’t care because those wasted 40 seconds could have been spent dealing with House/Wilson/Cuddy

Foreman was totally the biggest suckfest
Cameron didn't even get pinch hit.
David Shore is wasting her on the bench again.

Dammit, Shore! Use your cast members better!

I use to hate Cameron so much

that I laughed when she got choked in that one episode

Then 13 came along…

Trying to eliminate all the women to make room for more Cuddy
I approve of this line of thought.
You're still wrong.

Cameron > Cuddy.

NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN

I AM STILL EMOTIONALLY VULNERABLE

CTB is now in my league!
Showing up in the bar at the end = pinch-running
It was a nice montage.
The more I think about it the more I think this two-parter was perfect
yes yes yes
as a whole it beat Three Stories.
You know, I think you're right.

Three Stories has been my favorite episode for a long time, but I think it’s been edged out.

Nothing will beat Three Stories
I agree

Very skillfully done. Props to the writing team for pulling this one off.

also, I was a bit out of line
EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES
THE WE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES!
Poor bastard. Will he ever find love?
i really thought she could be wife #4.
There's something to be said for going out on top
Like Battlestar Galactica!

Take that Stargate SG-1!

I was thinking more along the lines of Mitch Hedberg
They usually do that around season 7 or so

so it doesn’t drag on into season 14 where all the plots are sitcommy and House can walk again

House > M's

This thread only went off-topic a couple of times, and only when House was on commercial.

Matthew has the worst House% of the entire team.
Dear God I hope my House% went up today.

I’m worried I’m going to get DFA’d.

Matthew has soccer

I hope Matthew did not give in to temptation and click on this thread.

Jeff, make an Amber WE graph for this episode.

plagiarizer
I own the rights to anything and everything posted on this website
Ah shit.

I posted my soul on this website.

Amber's WE chart is going to look like a ski jump
Not even a slight rebound.

Straight dive off a cliff.

That depends whether we start the episode's time line

at the first scene of P1, or the first scene in chronological order. (House leaves on his motorcycle)

Weak
It's the best I can do on short notice
I can't believe that was actually Fred Durst

nice agent you’ve got there

I can't believe the episode didn't implode

if his musical career is any indication

Coincidental that the Family Guy

I was watching right before it had “The Grammys” in it and it said “No, not you Fred Durst”.

I think the House version of Contact

would be two hours to find out that it’s lupus.

The House version of Contact would need a pretty huge lesbian
When I search "huge lesbian"

there nothing that comes up that’s even remotely appropriate to post.

There is already a full plot synopsis on Wikipedia
I swear I didn't write it.

I’m busy working on my “Lisa Cuddy is Throwing in the Towel” photoshop.

I hope that applies to her standards.
I have the eposide guide on Wikipedia bookmarked
It is, for the most part, atrociously written.

Somebody ought to let Jeff loose in there. Whoever the anonymous wikipedia summarizer of House episodes is, they are made of literary fail.

This is my day off from recapping things
We aren't the biggest dorks!

needs more tears
Celebratings CTB's death?

What a dick

Man

I wish I had known about this thread during the episode, it is full of win

If I weren't drunk of my ass I swear I'd still be sobbing.
You would.

I cried.

I think Jeff cried too.

Crying is for saps.
I thought I told you to watch Schindler's List.
Fuck off
Look it's alright if you cried, I can respect

that. I just ask you to respect my opinion.

I won't respect your opinions because your opinions are stupid
That's mature...
Now is not the time or place.

C’mon man.

Did I do anything wrong?

Seriously.

Not wrong per say

but we’re not exactly in a bullshitting mood

you have to see that

Of all the threads to be a tool, why this one?
I'm just asking you to respect my opinion.

For once.

No
Why not?

I respect your opinions. I respect everyone else’s who are members opinions.

"Crying is for saps"

Go away.

Since when is "Sap" so mean?

I actually do cry. Just not because of TVs and movies. I’m a sap too.

Just stop.
Learn to pick your spots
One last thing. I'm the one

here who gets insulted daily. Sure I blow up once in a while (which I’m sure you all would too) but I’m cool most of the time. Why do I always get ganged up on?

Stop yourself.

please please please

ask again later if you really feel the need to

In the end, it's still an internet forum

Don’t get your hopes up on being treated fairly. If people disagree with your opinion, they’ll let you know about it. Thick skin is a must.

THIS IS NOT THE TIME
We'll tell you when you're older
Cut your losses.
I cried as well.

Great (emotional) episode.

The good thing about House

is that people don’t always live even if they’re rather major characters. Like in CSI, the CSIs always survive, Bones, nobody good dies… It’s ridiculous.

Hey

Speed died. So did whoever Vanessa Ferlito played.

So I want to watch that again
I recorded it, I could mail you the DVD.
It would be the quickest way.
It'll be on USA soon enough.
Bittorrent, my friend.
Can we maybe cancel the Mariners for a week?

Or season? I’d prefer to just watch a lot of House.

I would have no problem with this.

So long as you give us more Open House threads.

It was pretty epic...

Good thing Fox let’s you watch it online.

A bloody week later

Sadly unreadable

Try to massage your fonts to make them easier to discern.

You do better with MS paint.

I can read it, bitch.

you bastard

Beat you buy 8 minutes.
mine looks better
I respectfully disagree

I appreciate the effort, but I think there were parts where her WE rose, such as House being able to remember more helped her chances of being diagnosed.

she was dead as sonn as she was thrown across the bus
True, but we have no way of knowing that during the show.
I based it on knowing all the facts.
Going into some Mariner games, we know the M's are going to lose...

however there are still peaks.

This thread is even sadder than the Colorado game
thank god I was at work
You should see the hypothetical game 4 of the 2004 WS thread
There was no happy ending in this season finale.
If the show ebcomes less cartoony

and we get S1 House back, I say we all are winners

Agreed.

I’m very hopeful for the future of House after seeing this episode.

The Wings won!

Headed to the Stanley Cup Finals!

Wings vs. Penguins

NHL got what they wanted, now lets see if the NBA gets Lakers vs. Celtics.

I can't wait for Matthew to read this
I think the server drowned in our tears.
He is going to find this either frightening or hilarious
Or both
Shouldn't you be a full season behind us?
I don't watch TV...
I'm numb.

I’m also short some tissues.

This was like the 2001 ALCS for me.

So here's what I'm thinking.

We’re losing 13, and probably Taub. We’re keeping Kumar.

At some point I feel the Cameron - Chase rift that formed during the syphilis episode has to expanded upon. Right?

I don’t think anything happens with the cast quickly, it’ll play out over most/all of S5. It’ll take awhile before 13 fesses anything up and even then there’s the whole fact that her character has remained so mysterious in S4, that’ll probably be expounded as well.

Commericals sucked

This episode really, really pissed me off. It was one of the few that I haven’t watched tivo’d, but even so, there was constant commercial interruption.

For instance, when waking up Amber, they have us a whopping 4 minutes of show between two commerical breaks!

KUNG FU PANDA!
Best. Episode. Evah.

Glad I didn’t read this thread before watching the DVR last night. Sucks that they killed off CTB once they were finally letting her look amazing. Prior to her death it got to CTB>13>Cameron>my hand>Cuddy.

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