I haven't decided yet if there's anything I want to say about this so here's a chart.
Biggest Contribution: Ichiro, +5.6%
Biggest Suckfest: Jose Lopez, -17.4%
Most Important AB: Ibanez double, +5.5%
Most Important Pitch: Cabrera double, -11.9%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): +1.0%
Total Contribution by Hitters: -51.0%
Total Contribution by Opposition: 0.0%
(What is this chart?)
0 recs | 25 comments
enough said.
Matthew - May 2, 2008
This is a lot funnier now than it was then
Jeff Sullivan - May 2, 2008
The strikezone should've walked.
ThundaPC - May 2, 2008
I hate this team.
Goose - May 2, 2008
Rotoworld with the crack
“Bedard was so much better than his teammates tonight he must have thought he was still an Oriole. “
Goose - May 2, 2008
The Orioles are better than the mariners at baseball.
hcoguy - May 2, 2008
Well it seems like it now....
They’re worse than pretty much any other AL Team though
BrettJMiller - May 2, 2008
Heh
I wonder if Bedard ever looks around at his teammates and asks, “How the hell are there seven guys on this team who make more money than I do?“
Frosty Raptor - May 2, 2008
Happy Felix Day Eve!
chinn - May 2, 2008
God bless us
Everyone!
BrianL - May 2, 2008
I'm trying to like RRS
But he’s starting to remind me of Thornton. Lefty and always good for a walk when you don’t need one. Any thoughts to what with his control issues?
coasty141 - May 2, 2008
Not being used for days on end
These things happen when you rot in the bullpen for a week+
BrianL - May 2, 2008
I'm just concerned when
you see decreased control and decreased velocity.
coasty141 - May 2, 2008
Underuse
he’ll be fine.
Jeff Sullivan - May 2, 2008
It was also cold as fuck in the Bronx
That certainly doesn’t help shake of the rust.
Gomez - May 2, 2008
Ok I'll drink the Koolaid
coasty141 - May 2, 2008
I know he hasn't gotten much use but
he did pitch two nights ago.
coasty141 - May 2, 2008
MLB.com FTM (For The Meh)
I think they should have switched that around.
How about:

Or even better:

Faux - May 2, 2008
lol
Wilder. - May 2, 2008
Also: Wuh???
Trying to push the entertainment aspect of the game, the Marlins this season have featured a disc jockey in right field during weekend games, plus a heavy-set male dance team called the Manatees.
This is not a drill. The is real, and everyone should be scared.
Faux - May 2, 2008
I know, posting to myself, yada.
I’m surprised that this didn’t break youtube.
Also, check out the related videos. It looks like they hire strippers for the “Mermaids”, and the guys they find in strip clubs for the “Manatees”.
Faux - May 2, 2008
No the mermaids are the shit.
The mermaids here. I wish the Mariners had cheerleaders. Maybe then Halos Heaven wouldn’t take shots at our women.
Fin - May 3, 2008
The jokes on you
I like that song
thewyrm - May 3, 2008
Excuse me sirs your link is incorrect
Here are the mermaids.
Gomez - May 3, 2008
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