Seattle: 18-30
Yankees: 22-25
Game 1: Erik Bedard* vs Andy Pettitte*
Game 2: Felix Hernandez vs Chien-Ming Wang
Game 3: Carlos Silva vs Mike Mussina
Bedard is coming off his nicest start of the year last time around, but that was at home and against the Padres. This test is going to be a bit tougher. Can you imagine the pickle the Yankees would be in if Pettitte had indeed decided to retire? Boy, that'd be a hoot. Instead he goes on being slightly above average.
Felix is all over the place, but he's never looked vintage Felix in 2008. Even the first two starts which yielded great results, were not normal great Felix since even then his strikeouts were down and he was allowing far more balls into the air. It starts with getting that ball back on the ground Felix. And it finishes with THROWING LESS PREDICTABLE FASTBALLS. Meanwhile, Wang's groundball rate is in steady decline but along with that his strikeout numbers are steadily improving. I'm not sure why he's making the tradeoff, but given the infield defense behind him maybe it's no surprise.
This should be a fun one. Who wants to watch Silva get his slop slapped around New York while Mike Mussina baffles our hitters yet again with his ability to throw a spheroid object approximately 55 feet without having it hit the ground? No? Good news for you. James Shields takes on Daniel Cabrera at the same time in Tampa. Tune in to watch what a real lineup does against pitchers that cannot throw strikes.

Likely Starters:
C Jose Molina/Chad Moeller
1 Shelley Duncan/Jason Giambi
2 Robinson Cano
3 Alex Rodriguez
S Derek Jeter
L Johnny Damon
C Melky Cabrera
R Bobby Abreu
D Hideki Matsui
We got manhandled by this very lineup a little under three weeks ago and now they've replaced Morgan Ensberg with a healthy A-Rod. Strasburg is about to be three games closer to ours. The Yankees haven't been scoring runs, but that's not much of an issue of their overall offensive talent and more to do with that .237 average with runners in scoring position. How do you spell regression? Well, I spell it M-A-R-I-N-E-R-S--P-I-T-C-H-I-N-G.
The era of good feelings stemming from the series with San Diego just got bitch-slapped by the recession in Detroit. The Mariners offense continues to make mediocre and control-free pitchers look good by having no patience and not being able to capitalize when they do luck into seeing a mistake pitch. The Mariner defense continues to blow, though it should be noted that Jeremy Reed has awesome range and put it on display yesterday. More of him in leftfield please. The rotation, a strength in April, has been downright dismal in May and it hasn't been bad luck. Line drives and walks galore for these sad sacks.
Total combined out pitches amongst Carlos Silva, Jarrod Washburn and Miguel Batista: Zero. These three have to possess control or command in order to be passable. If they get both, they can be solid starters. Lately, they have neither and since they're not facing our offense that means they're going to get destroyed.
Double White Ale
Southampton Publick House. Southampton, NY
A heavier version of much-reproduced Belgian white ale there is a bit more to the taste than the usual orange, coriander and allspice. You get a little bit more wheat/yeast in this one.
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Somebody doesn't read fangraphs
Because a smart, good looking guy wrote up a profile on Daniel Cabrera and his new found command earlier this week. Looks like D-Cab might have finally figured out how to pitch. Maybe.
davidcameron - May 23, 2008
That's certainly interesting.
Will have to keep and eye on that. Though I wonder if him figuring out means “I’ve re-invented myself” or “I’m like Gil Meche in Seattle”?
ThundaPC - May 23, 2008
Even I knew this.
JI - May 23, 2008
he has better command (so far), but he's still throws below average
and it’s come at the sacrifice of missing bats, which is down almost 50% from 2007.
Matthew - May 23, 2008
Groundballs = Good
Check out the spike in his GB rate. Strikes + GB > Balls + Strikeouts.
davidcameron - May 23, 2008
I'm aware of his GB% increase
I’m skeptical it’s going to outweigh missing bats (4.7%) less often than Carlos Silva (5.0%) has when he’s still throwing too many balls.
Matthew - May 23, 2008
I think I know a metric that might help here!
Graham MacAree - May 23, 2008
His tRA has improved by 0.21 runs this year over last
Graham MacAree - May 23, 2008
And
Not to get too much into trend analysis, but he’s been remarkably better in the last month than he was in the first. He’s walked three batters in four May starts, which is really quite remarkable considering what we know about his skills. I’m not saying he’s fixed, but he’s clearly changing his approach from what it was, and when a player makes a shift in skills this dramatic, it’s worth paying attention to.
davidcameron - May 23, 2008
Yes, but it's harder to make a joke out of that.
Matthew - May 23, 2008
his K rate isn't as low as I'd expect it to be given his level of missed bats
I don’t know which one is much reliable but I think swing% is.
Matthew - May 23, 2008
I hear Giambi's having issues with luck.
ThundaPC - May 23, 2008
I don't expect those to last for much longer
somehow, the Mariners seem to defy statistics and regress every unlucky player to the happy mean
seattlebruin - May 23, 2008
Hmm
Maybe he’ll actually wash the thong after they sweep us?
thejew4u - May 23, 2008
It's too early to talk about man thongs.
Is anyone else with me on this?
Thingray - May 23, 2008
Too early?
It’s never time to talk about man thongs.
pdb - May 23, 2008
Excellent point.
I’m not sure what I was thinking with my original post.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
The tone of these previews has become decidedly more pessimistic
Jeff Sullivan - May 23, 2008
I view getting Strausburg as a good thing.
JI - May 23, 2008
It was funny when you thought this might happen in August
it’s less funny that it’s happened in May.
Matthew - May 23, 2008
Wait until August, it'll start being funny again
pdb - May 23, 2008
haha! we traded Clement for Griffey in order to finish .500 and save Bavasi's job!
hahahaha STAB!!!
Matthew - May 23, 2008
laxtonto - May 23, 2008
And then we traded (insert good relief prospect here)
to KC for Horacio Ramirez!
seattlebruin - May 23, 2008
Is that where he landed?
I thought I threw him farther than that.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
Yup
and the Battle for Grass Creek intensifies
seattlebruin - May 23, 2008
I peed in Grass Creek once.
I thought that made it mine?
Thingray - May 23, 2008
Oh...
the optimism of some folks…
seattlebruin - May 23, 2008
I wish I had been born a lefty.
And played baseball.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
It's the best thing you can learn as a parent
if your child is left handed and displays any semblance of athleticism, hand them a baseball. You’ll be handsomely rewarded with a beautiful retirement home someday.
seattlebruin - May 23, 2008
Anyone can learn to throw left-handed starting at an early age.
I’m planning to teach my kid to do it, regardless of which hand is his natural hand.
Llewdor - May 23, 2008
That's what my stepdad's father did with him.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
Even adults can learn this stuff.
If you examine what your right arm does when you throw, you can then mimic that behaviour with your left arm and produce a vastly superior throw than your previous girly-armed attempts within minutes.
The hard part is placing your feet correctly.
Llewdor - May 23, 2008
Are you kidding?
I can barely scratch myself with my left hand. Damn thing is useless.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
When I take out the garbage, I have to unlock the dumpster
(it’s locked to discourage homeless people from wandering the neighbourhood). So I carry keys. When I’m done, I tend to throw the keys to myself behind my back. WIth my right hand, I toss the keys behind me and up over the left shoulder, and then I catch them, again with my right hand.
It occured the me that I could learn to do it with the other hand. At first, I just tried to catch the keys with my left hand, and after a few weeks I was pretty good at that. I tried throwing it a few times, but my body position was all wrong.
But now, I can happily throw my keys up over my shoulder from behind me with either hand, and catch both throws with either hand.
And your left hand can’t be that useless, Don’t you ever mouse with your left?
Llewdor - May 23, 2008
If by "mouse" you mean "push the power window button in the car", then yes.
I’m not really saying that it’s completely useless, I’m just debating how quickly I could develop a good throwing motion with it at this age. I am far from ambidextrious (crap, is that spelled correctly?).
Thingray - May 23, 2008
No.
Llewdor - May 23, 2008
a lot of it has to do with leg strength too
Matthew - May 23, 2008
Whatever happened with that pitcher
who could throw with either arm?
Edgar for Pres - May 23, 2008
Greg Harris?
or do you mean Pat Venditte?
JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo - May 23, 2008
I thought it was more recent than that.
But I’m brain-farting on the name.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
Well, Pat Venditte is only 22
He was drafted by the Yankees, but decided to stay at Creighton
JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo - May 23, 2008
Maybe that is him.
The name just isn’t ringing a bell with me.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
Yeah thats the guy i think
Edgar for Pres - May 23, 2008
Pretty sure Pat Venditte is the one we're thinking of
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/college/baseball/2007-05-29-creighton_N.htm
Eyebrows - May 23, 2008
Jeez, we're lefties aren't we?
I guess it just means we’re naturally better.
BrettJMiller - May 23, 2008
My brother presents a strong argument against that claim.
Nah, he’s okay.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
Truthfully, im going totach my son pitch lefty and place kick...
1 or the otherkid, one or the other
laxtonto - May 23, 2008
Long snapping is even easier
Edgar for Pres - May 23, 2008
know a guy that does that for the Browns
but he can also snap a football into a garbage can from 30 yrds.
laxtonto - May 23, 2008
Not an important skill unless you're in the NFL.
Although it would make taking out the garbage much easier.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
Ryan Pontbriand?
JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo - May 23, 2008
From Clements HS in Houston
laxtonto - May 23, 2008
Yeah, I think that's him
He’s the long snapper after all.
JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo - May 23, 2008
Buddyof mine played with him in Houston.
Hes a bad ass, and on a side note Pontbriand’s sister is smokin hot
laxtonto - May 23, 2008
That info is useless to me.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
sorry i couldnt be of help...
laxtonto - May 23, 2008
One, I'm taken.
Two, what are the odds of me ever running in to his sister, or even having a clue who she is?
Thingray - May 23, 2008
Long snapping into a garbage can from 30 yrds
vs
Throwing a baseball 90 mph a distance of 60 ft over a small plate.
Edgar for Pres - May 23, 2008
Good luck with the totaching...
LantermanC - May 23, 2008
Crazy golf dad works, too
seattlebruin - May 23, 2008
My Dad is crazy, and he golfs, but it hasn't helped my game.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
Every team hasa stragey or a road map for success....Here is the Mariners...
laxtonto - May 23, 2008
Realistic?
Kirsten Schlewitz - May 23, 2008
Synonyms
Jeff Sullivan - May 23, 2008
Credible?
Llewdor - May 23, 2008
Maybe banjo cat will make a return :D
Sylar - May 23, 2008
Don't toy with us.
Aaron Campeau - May 23, 2008
After reading the discussion at USSM
...for some reason I thought Teixeira was 2 years younger. I have to agree with Dave, while I don’t think it would be a disaster, that’s not the type of player I would risk paying $texas in his age 35 season.
JI - May 23, 2008
Ehhh....
This is probably just me being dumb and has nothing to do with the premise of your comment, but I’ve really grown tired of the ”$texas” meme. Is it just me?
Phil Hatzenbuehler - May 23, 2008
I hardly ever see it here, so it's still not obnoxious to me.
I liked always liked $Pujols to describe an exceptionally good hitter, but it never caught on.
JI - May 23, 2008
$poo holes
Phil Hatzenbuehler - May 23, 2008
Much better!
I don’t know if I’m “tired” of the $texas meme, but I usually find it unnecessary.
Funny part is he always spells it correctly!!
Thingray - May 23, 2008
Heh
Only a matter of time before “€texas” makes an appearance.
Alex B - May 23, 2008
£texas is double $texas
Graham MacAree - May 23, 2008
They only offered Felix ¥texas
:-(
Alex B - May 23, 2008
Damn you guys and your fancy college thinking.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
I was hoping for something like
%sexat
Thingray - May 23, 2008
Yeah, but the pound symbol is way more fruity.
JI - May 23, 2008
You some kind of expert on fruity?
Thingray - May 23, 2008
Aren't we all?
JI - May 23, 2008
I did work as a produce man for a while when I was younger.
But that was at Albertson’s, not the way you’re thinking (sicko). :)
Thingray - May 23, 2008
I've been so steeped in perl and php lately
that $texas means something very different to me now.
Matthew - May 23, 2008
OK, we're going to pay Teixeira eleventy billion dollars.
eponymous_coward - May 23, 2008
Dave's right
but I don’t care. The team’s going to throw money around all stupid-like so under those conditions the least they could do is throw money around all stupid-like in the direction of somebody good.
Jeff Sullivan - May 23, 2008
I am glad I am a fan of this team.
JI - May 23, 2008
Better than being a Yankees fan.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
Dave showed me his argument this morning
I think the main divergence in opinion is in how he will age.
Graham MacAree - May 23, 2008
in ascending numerical order would be my guess
but that’s probably not what you were talking about.
pdb - May 23, 2008
i endorse this form of humor
Matthew - May 23, 2008
Wassup with the green background and the E-Trade star?
Did some leprechaun stockbroker run through here?
Thingray - May 23, 2008
comments above 5 recs are highlited thusly
Matthew - May 23, 2008
Huh. First time I've seen it.
I prefer the leprechaun story though.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
Couldnt find one as a stock broker though...
laxtonto - May 23, 2008
I'm Scottish/Irish,
and I find that picture to be offensive.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
Im irsh and thinks he just a wee bit small to be a true representive of my nationallity
laxtonto - May 23, 2008
SHUT UP I KNEW A LEPRECHAUN THAT DIED ONCE
BECAUSE YOU WERE OFFENDED
Matthew - May 23, 2008
Everyone settle down.
I was only offended because he doesn’t have a drink in his hand. Looks like someone stole it out of his right hand.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
I am also Irish
I do not appreciate your hate speech.
JI - May 23, 2008
Ahh...
May the wind be at your back, the sun shine upon your face, your eyes see beauty, your ears hear music, and may you get drunk and fight at weddings.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
laxtonto - May 23, 2008
I'm so Irish I could shit a leprechaun.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
Eyebrows - May 23, 2008
Not yet.
Geez.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
I'm 1/4 irish.
Wish I was at least 1/4 drunk right now.
Eyebrows - May 23, 2008
I'm half.
But the other half is Scottish, so it’s drunk too.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
Irish, German and Native American
So the continued battle in my head isnt “if” ill have a drink, its “Is it Beer or Whiskey.”
laxtonto - May 23, 2008
I hear ya.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
I refuse to pad his rec count.
JI - May 23, 2008
Or highlighted.
I’ve never before seen someone drop only the second gh from that word.
Llewdor - May 23, 2008
That is a bit odd, isn't it?
Thingray - May 23, 2008
i only use hi-liter brand highlighters
it’s infected my spelling
Matthew - May 23, 2008
Not capitializing your Is anymore?
JI - May 23, 2008
Where's BrianL
we need a shift key jpeg
seattlebruin - May 23, 2008
JI - May 23, 2008
He's dropping the ball.
I say we DFA him.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
DON'T WORRY GUYS I GOT YOU COVERED
Eyebrows - May 23, 2008
Oh wow, BrianL just god DFA'ed
so we can sign Eyebrows to a long term contract!
seattlebruin - May 23, 2008
Fuck yeah this is gonna be awesome
Gonna be like Washburn and go from Angels to the Ms and be really shitty and get paid a lot of money.
Eyebrows - May 23, 2008
We'll provide you with a personal catcher too.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
YOU WANT US TO PO
POST LIKE THIS
WHAT IN THE HECK
JI - May 23, 2008
EYEBROWS IS OUR SAVIOUR
WE’LL NEVER MISCAPITALISE AGAIN
Llewdor - May 23, 2008
Who is this guy?
Why did we DFA BrainL for him?
Thingray - May 23, 2008
Shift is a home run
CAPS LOCK IS LIKE A GRAND SLAM
seattlebruin - May 23, 2008
I waffle.
I also sometimes drop periods at the end of sentences as well.
Matthew - May 23, 2008
And if you french fry when you should pizza, you're gonna have a bad time.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
And that bothers me, too.
I understand that Noah Webster’s orthographic reform has infected America, but his principles of phonetic consistency are completely at odds with you guys misspelling both lighter and litre as liter. They’re not pronounced the same, so Webster would hold they shouldn’t be spelled the same, and yet his standards of reform produced both words.
Yet more evidence that he was a lunatic.
Llewdor - May 23, 2008
The English language needs to be completely ripped up
and re-spelled according to phonetics.
Matthew - May 23, 2008
*fonetics
seattlebruin - May 23, 2008
that's a start
Matthew - May 23, 2008
fonetiks
sho nuff.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
I endorse this.
JI - May 23, 2008
I would finally be mildly comprehensible on instant messenger
Robert - May 23, 2008
txt msg wood b eeseer 2
Thingray - May 23, 2008
ESPERANTO WILL RISE AGAIN
pdb - May 23, 2008
No.
There’s meaning in the etymology. Without that, words’ meanings would be based on how people used the words, and that’s just crazy.
Llewdor - May 23, 2008
I don't think so
Matthew - May 23, 2008
Nah
Knowing english is a barrier to getting a good job. If its easy to learn english we’ll all lose our jobs since we are lazy and horribly qualified.
Edgar for Pres - May 23, 2008
My entire life is an exercise in resume padding :-/
Graham MacAree - May 23, 2008
It's an incredibly useful skill, really.
pdb - May 23, 2008
You should see mine. It makes me look competent and hard-working.
Matthew - May 23, 2008
Yeah, you're not supposed to flat-out lie
Graham MacAree - May 23, 2008
They cannot do background checks on my CIA service
Matthew - May 23, 2008
Humm maybe i need to seek you guys advice on reume padding....
I thought you were all supposed to use half truths..If i can blatantly lie, i may be a CEO one day
laxtonto - May 23, 2008
I never flat out lie
it’s just a question of how you phrase what you’ve done.
pdb - May 23, 2008
I don't have to lie on account of I am awesome
Jeff Sullivan - May 23, 2008
Amen
Graham MacAree - May 23, 2008
I was born before awesome was invented
so I have to improvise.
pdb - May 23, 2008
You're venerable.
Graham MacAree - May 23, 2008
Hopefully he ages better than Paul Konerko.
JI - May 23, 2008
Or Richie Sexson or Jose Vi-oh, crap.
eponymous_coward - May 23, 2008
If there's a reason
We shouldn’t expect him to age normally, I’d love to hear it. My basic aging curve came from here.
davidcameron - May 23, 2008
Hot tar baths.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
I'm just not convinced the decline comes in half win increments per year
If he hit his peak as sometime like a 2.25 wins over average as a 27 year old, at age 31 if you apply the linear weights value of 0.922 he’s lost a quarter of a win with the bat. Now I know that’s not rigorous and defence tends to decline fast, but losing 8.6% of your value a year? delta$LW between ages 33 and 28 is roughly -8.6%.
Graham MacAree - May 23, 2008
Although there's a big chance I've just completely misinterpreted something somewhere too.
Graham MacAree - May 23, 2008
Oh, I have. Whoops
Graham MacAree - May 23, 2008
i think i have got my image sizing fixed now...
laxtonto - May 23, 2008
Washburn recommends throwing people under the bus as the best training.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
Doesn't get you much cardio, though
seattlebruin - May 23, 2008
Depends how far you have to run to find a bus.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
but it's a good upper body workout
pdb - May 23, 2008
Good for the flexor bundle as well.
That’s how Wash keeps throwing that amazing 84mph heat.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
Maybe that's why Jarrod throws people under buses
he can only throw them under things his fastball can catch up to.
If he tried to toss em under a Ferrari like Felix would…
seattlebruin - May 23, 2008
Wait a few months.
He’ll be throwing catchers under elderly people’s scooters.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
I didn't know Vidro used a scooter
eponymous_coward - May 23, 2008
not quite a scooter...
hcoguy - May 23, 2008
Wow. Been a while since we broke out that pic.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
Big contracts to 1B pretty much never work out
Whatever.
Jeff Sullivan - May 23, 2008
$poo holes
Thingray - May 23, 2008
Unfortunately I don't see any Pujolses on the open market
Jeff Sullivan - May 23, 2008
You don't see players like in ANY market very often.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
"players like THAT"
How did I miss an entire word? I’m brain-dead today.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
It's not dead.
It’s just JI.
Llewdor - May 23, 2008
Does this mean I have AIDS?
Thingray - May 23, 2008
Worse
AISD
JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo - May 23, 2008
I can think of about twenty things I can make from that acronym.
None of them are good.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
an incredibly saucy dame?
much better than
acute infected scrotum disorder
Matthew - May 23, 2008
That makes my balls hurt just reading it.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
hypochondriac
Matthew - May 23, 2008
Not really.
I just care about the twins that much.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
acquired immune deficiency syndrome
JI - May 23, 2008
Fail.
AISD. Try again.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
Washburn has it.
“Apparently, I Suck” Disorder
Eyebrows - May 23, 2008
Although he seems to be in denial.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
It means you're on a DAIS.
Llewdor - May 23, 2008
Agreed
If we are gonna sign some huge contracts we might as well sign good people (Ichiro, Beltre) and not shitty guys (Washburn, Silva).
Edgar for Pres - May 23, 2008
Problem is that the FO doesn't know the difference.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
NY papers
reported that Mussina and Wang’s starts have been flipped, so now it’s Moose v. Felix and Wang v. Silva. Not that it matters one iota.
I’m lucky enough to be going to the Boogie Down for tonight and tomorrow’s games. Best possible outcomes I can think of? 1) A massively entertaining brawl 2) A large Stadium fire which purges the M’s dugout of all that is necessary (the Bronx is BURNING!) 3) Someone buries McLaren and Bavasi under the new stadium. You know, for luck.
GothamMariner - May 23, 2008
What is the Boogie Down?
Thingray - May 23, 2008
The Bronx
marc w - May 23, 2008
Learn something new every day.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
This means we get a thread full of Wang jokes, right?
Or is that meme dead, too?
eponymous_coward - May 23, 2008
Wang and Dickey jokes have been run into the ground
Jeff Sullivan - May 23, 2008
As have Dick Pole jokes
JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo - May 23, 2008
Whoa, vintage
Jeff Sullivan - May 23, 2008
I always preferred the "Dick Ball" sports report.
Or a good ‘ol fashioned NASCAR race featuring Dick Trickle.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
I've always been partial to former N.H. Representative Dick Swett
http://www.vis.org/crc/MemberTermInfo.aspx?p=297
JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo - May 23, 2008
But I loves me some shvetty balls.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
Jack Glasscock.
JI - May 23, 2008
That's Pebbly Jack Glasscock to you
Jeff Sullivan - May 23, 2008
Lost me on that one.
I have a cat named Willy who only has one eye though.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
Johnny Dickshot.
JI - May 23, 2008
Jack Blackcock
Robert - May 23, 2008
I am suspicious that this is not the name of a baseball player.
JI - May 23, 2008
You mean you have never seen School of Cock?
Robert - May 23, 2008
Not sure that in my current movie lists...
Must have missed that one
laxtonto - May 23, 2008
Not exactly a title that makes me want to rent it.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
Your loss
Robert - May 23, 2008
I'll just have to take your word for it.
I can’t see me walking in the door and saying “look what I rented honey!” and getting away with that movie.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
How about Dick Armey?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Armey
Eyebrows - May 23, 2008
I think Family Guy covered that.
Remember his wife, Vagina Coast Guard?
Thingray - May 23, 2008
Painful.
CapSea - May 23, 2008
Uh, I know this is OT
but did we lose another FanPost? I don’t see the Felix Extension post up there anymore
seattlebruin - May 23, 2008
Annoying
Jeff Sullivan - May 23, 2008
The post was, or the deleting FanPosts is?
seattlebruin - May 23, 2008
I think he was referring to you.
:)
Thingray - May 23, 2008
:(
Noooooooooooooooooooo…
seattlebruin - May 23, 2008
The deleting of the fanpost
although it was mostly just a flame war anyway.
Jeff Sullivan - May 23, 2008
Are the SBN tech monkeys going to fix this.
or did they lie to me because they were afraid I was going to send them a letterbomb?
JI - May 23, 2008
I don't think they would get your letterbomb.
That would require correctly spelling their address.
seattlebruin - May 23, 2008
I handwrite my envolopes
My handwriting is as good as my typing is bad.
JI - May 23, 2008
That's.... good?
seattlebruin - May 23, 2008
If you like it when people make jokes about you being a woman...
JI - May 23, 2008
But he writes using a glitter pen!
JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo - May 23, 2008
I used to do that for fun on history essays.
JI - May 23, 2008
My handwriting is mostly backwards
It makes so much more sense that way. Stupid righties running the world.
Graham MacAree - May 23, 2008
Would banhammering him make you feel better?
JI - May 23, 2008
We can add his unnamed ASU blog to our Jihad list
Robert - May 23, 2008
I like this idea.
JI - May 23, 2008
I'm on the verge of major banhammering
Jeff Sullivan - May 23, 2008
It's been nice participating here.
JI - May 23, 2008
You are on the short list of untouchables
Jeff Sullivan - May 23, 2008
Any chance I can get a long term contract, too?
seattlebruin - May 23, 2008
The first person to type TWSS is banned.
JI - May 23, 2008
Ironically, you just did so
seattlebruin - May 23, 2008
(ducks)
Thingray fears the banhammer.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
People in danger know who they are
Jeff Sullivan - May 23, 2008
If anyone wants to be banned
I found a banhammer lolcat that you might enjoy.
JI - May 23, 2008
I'd enjoy the lolcat...
Thingray - May 23, 2008
I don’t know why…
JI - May 23, 2008
While I hate lolcats as a whole
the phrase “I can has(z)” is like nails on the internet chalkboard.
Eyebrows - May 23, 2008
I see what you did there.
With the Arm & Hammer box.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
Eyebrows - May 23, 2008
Thats an awfully big hammer you got there fella
laxtonto - May 23, 2008
You might wanna put that away if you're planning on fighting crime today.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
I like bananahammer better.
JI - May 23, 2008
Eyebrows - May 23, 2008
I don't honestly think I'm in danger.
I’m not, am I? I mean, I know I said nice things about Coors Light, but isn’t everyone allowed a mistake or two?
Thingray - May 23, 2008
I think I'm in more danger than you are
I wanted to bring back Griffey
seattlebruin - May 23, 2008
(whispers)
I want him back too, as long as he’s cheap and doesn’t play in the field much.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
Um....Im a Ranger fan...I think i got the most to worry about...
(hides)
laxtonto - May 23, 2008
If it's hockey or baseball, you're screwed either way.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
LOL....But if its Irish League soccer im OK
laxtonto - May 23, 2008
Irish league?
Also, fuck off Celtic.
Matthew - May 23, 2008
It's Rangers' own fault
pdb - May 23, 2008
Fuck football.
Graham MacAree - May 23, 2008
Agreed.
at least until August.
pdb - May 23, 2008
I actually had a dream involving a sledgehammer and Ronaldo's right leg last night
Graham MacAree - May 23, 2008
that's a beautiful, wonderful dream
pdb - May 23, 2008
Did you have to clean up
After that dream?
Sec 108 - May 23, 2008
The queen's football, or American football?
JI - May 23, 2008
The former
Graham MacAree - May 23, 2008
I'd love to see the queen attempt a stepover
pdb - May 23, 2008
they at least proved it's hard to win with half your starting 11 injured.
good show assholes.
Matthew - May 23, 2008
Scotland's been occupied by the Irish?
Graham MacAree - May 23, 2008
Up Cork City!
pdb - May 23, 2008
I'll miss you guys
Graham MacAree - May 23, 2008
Needs more gin.
Eyebrows - May 23, 2008
Couldn't you just reinstate yourself?
JI - May 23, 2008
I don't think so
I’ve always wanted to try to ban myself to see what would happen though.
Graham MacAree - May 23, 2008
At least you would still be able to humorously edit Jeff's USSM comments.
JI - May 23, 2008
Jeff [is amazingly awesome]
Graham MacAree - May 23, 2008
That's exactly what it would be like.
JI - May 23, 2008
Your always welcome on Neo-LL
Robert - May 23, 2008
You're
Graham MacAree - May 23, 2008
You're no longer welcome on NEO-LL
Robert - May 23, 2008
I saw the comment. I know your game.
You only wanted me to post there so you could moderate it.
Graham MacAree - May 23, 2008
And what a glorious game it will be.
Robert - May 23, 2008
no you won't, don't lie.
Matthew - May 23, 2008
I'll pretend to miss you guys!
Graham MacAree - May 23, 2008
no you won't, don't lie.
Matthew - May 23, 2008
I'll say I pretended to miss you guys!
Graham MacAree - May 23, 2008
Who are you going to say that to?
Matthew - May 23, 2008
Squirrels
Jeff Sullivan - May 23, 2008
I still think he should change his user name to
House ObamaTron
JI - May 23, 2008
I'll say it to them alright.
I have a lot to say to those rat-bastards.
Graham MacAree - May 23, 2008
In the space of two weeks in 2001
I killed one squirrel on my bike and one in a car. they’re all afraid of me now. Which makes me happy.
pdb - May 23, 2008
Only if the squirrels are online?
laxtonto - May 23, 2008
you like pictures, don't you?
pdb - May 23, 2008
A picture is worth a thousand words and i typr like shit....
laxtonto - May 23, 2008
I see what you did there
pdb - May 23, 2008
and that was unintentional
laxtonto - May 23, 2008
Hi there!
Graham MacAree - May 23, 2008
new fangled bows are lame
Matthew - May 23, 2008
(mandatory 100lb halberd joke here)
pdb - May 23, 2008
Oh so wrong.
Compounds beat the shit out of recurves
Graham MacAree - May 23, 2008
You want a piece of me?
laxtonto - May 23, 2008
Oh hamburgers
:-(
Robert - May 23, 2008
How does it feel to be labeled freely available talent?
JI - May 23, 2008
Kinda dirty, I'd imagine
Graham MacAree - May 23, 2008
And a little gassy.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
Robert could bat third in that commenting order.
He would be what Ross Gload was to Kansas City.
JI - May 23, 2008
Ok but Gomez bats ninth
Eyebrows - May 23, 2008
Gomez would bat fifth
right behind the guy who gave us Mickey and the cello playing cat.
JI - May 23, 2008
Sylar is my lineup protection?
Screw this I’m staying a back up at Field Gulls
Robert - May 23, 2008
Wrong sport stupid.
JI - May 23, 2008
You're the backup football?
Graham MacAree - May 23, 2008
we can't all be stars.
pdb - May 23, 2008
No you fool
Backup Goalpost. Brett’s more of the football shape.
Robert - May 23, 2008
Baseball-Reference.com is telling me to tell you to fuck off
Robert - May 23, 2008
He has a liftime .824 OPS when batting third
It’s not quite as insulting as I intended.
JI - May 23, 2008
Yay! Obliviousness is bliss!
As long as I remain unaware that Jeff hates me, I’m safe.
I feel like Elan.
Llewdor - May 23, 2008
Dont worry, Thingray, if you see me get whacked
its time for you to stick low…Until thenparty on!!
laxtonto - May 23, 2008
You mean it's not the rapture?
Thingray - May 23, 2008
Series previews always seem to go off topic in record time.
CapSea - May 23, 2008
How many ways are there to say
The Mariners will lose, and not very interestingly?
pdb - May 23, 2008
It's the speed that impresses me.
Not the action. The action is predictable.
CapSea - May 23, 2008
They certainly do
Jeff Sullivan - May 23, 2008
Hopefully the Mariners and Rangers do well, i wont get to chance to follow baseball this weekend..
Lacrosse National Title Weekend!!! Time to be drunk for 3 days!!!
laxtonto - May 23, 2008
I seem to always be here to help.
I wonder why that is? Seems like I’m always bored when they come out for some reason.
Thingray - May 23, 2008
The Mariners are a shitty topic anyways.
Matthew - May 23, 2008
At least it will get interesting when the September callups happen.
Right?
Thingray - May 23, 2008
Tui's super-exciting!
Graham MacAree - May 23, 2008
that's 3 months of not interesting to get there, though.
pdb - May 23, 2008
This might be the least appealing group of call-ups in some time
Jeff Sullivan - May 23, 2008
Well, we have covered, Irish, Squirrels, Bows, BanHammers, soccer, deep sanppers, the "school of Cock" and other assorted topics
Not a bad start to a series. Well rounded and cultured discussion of some of the little know facts in the world we live in.
laxtonto - May 23, 2008
and somehow, only one mention of beer, in the body of the post.
Unbelievable.
pdb - May 23, 2008
Wow....As an Irishman that offends me.
laxtonto - May 23, 2008
well, now you've gone and done it.
speaking of which, I was doing my budget and I’ve spent more on beer than I have on all other food products combined in 2008.
Matthew - May 23, 2008
And the problem with that is...what again?
pdb - May 23, 2008
Problem?
Matthew - May 23, 2008
That's what I thought.
Just wanted to make sure we were on the same page there.
pdb - May 23, 2008
Finally found some Rochefort 10 two nights ago. Man, that's pricey though.
Matthew - May 23, 2008
The goal is for me to start drinking tomorrow morning at 11:00 a.m the first game starts and not stop till 2:00 a.m.Sunday
Sunday may not be a good day
laxtonto - May 23, 2008
make sure to find a computer and start posting here
about noon on Saturday. Hilarity will indeed ensue.
pdb - May 23, 2008
Ill be in Houston. Now that ithink about it though, the bar may have wifi....
Humm, if im not on the close to be banned list yet,,,
laxtonto - May 23, 2008
Pussy
Brett and I are going to be drunk this entire weekend in Whistler
Robert - May 23, 2008
Thats just the start of the first day.
I dont know what will happen when i get to Houston tonight, or Sunday night…Just playing it by drunken ear
laxtonto - May 23, 2008
It's fashionable to hate the Yankees.
It is fashionable to hate A-rod. I try to stay fashionable and hate both. This may be the first series, though, that I will not be invested in a Mariner victory against New York.
CapSea - May 23, 2008
It's not fashionable to hate NYY anymore
It’s Boston now. Get with the times.
Jeff Sullivan - May 23, 2008
By the Way, JI -
I was working on this for fun. Any thoughts?

CapSea - May 23, 2008
But Rocks?
laxtonto - May 23, 2008
LL joke.
CapSea - May 23, 2008
Ok, felt real stupid...
laxtonto - May 23, 2008
One of my prouder moments
Graham MacAree - May 23, 2008
explain, or Linky...
laxtonto - May 23, 2008
It was certainly a winner.
CapSea - May 23, 2008
All-time winner, too, not just "my mom thinks I'm special" winner.
Still trying to find a link.
pdb - May 23, 2008
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/4/28/462641/question-is-on-the-air
CapSea - May 23, 2008
Or, better
http://www.davidjcorcoran.com/lookoutlandingglitches/question9.htm
CapSea - May 23, 2008
The one with just a spoon, you should put some cheese in his bowl
and the caption “You’re doing it wrong!”
seattlebruin - May 23, 2008
I'll consider it, but I'm not fond of that meme.
CapSea - May 23, 2008
It has its moments
Jeff Sullivan - May 23, 2008
I just think it would be funny with cheese in one of them
and I agree, it’s a meme that needs to be used correctly. I apologize for brain-deadedly trying to add it to your picture
seattlebruin - May 23, 2008
No, I don't disagree with you at all.
It can be used well, and it might be good in the picture. I’m not just sure yet. I’ll play around with it later and see. It has to look good, too. So even if it works really well, if it messes up the picture too much it loses its appeal.
CapSea - May 23, 2008
I had starving astronauts in mind.
JI - May 23, 2008
So is the moon made of cheese or rocks?
My personal favorite is “Where does it specify the left feilders can’t ride unicorns? oh man that would totally helpRauls range”
laxtonto - May 23, 2008
What about
Best. Comment. Ever.
seattlebruin - May 23, 2008
No kidding.
Where it the rule book does it say we cannot give ourselves 6 runs every time we want?
Or discount all the runs we don’t want scored?
I’m going to miss him….
CapSea - May 23, 2008
I hope he comes back to LL someday
Can you imagine the Second Coming of F’nA’s? It would be glorious in so many ways.
I might even take a personal day to enjoy the trainwreck from home.
seattlebruin - May 23, 2008
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