Seattle: 18-33
Red Sox: 31-22
Game 1: Felix Hernandez vs Bartolo Colon
Game 2: Miguel Batista vs Daisuke Matsuzaka
Game 3: Erik Bedard* vs Tim Wakefield
Alright, fellas, ready for dress rehearsal? Yuni, stop eating back there! We don't have much time to go over this so let's get it right this time okay? First up is Bartolo Colon. Now, what's our game plan against him? Now, he throws a fastball about 80% of the time; Felix take note of that, Colon has a Cy Young Award, he knows how to pitch. No, not like you Jarrod, Colon's fastball can actually break a window. I understand he's been injured off and on for the past three years and only has five innings pitched this year so remember to be aggressive.
Okay, next up we have Matsuzaka. Now, he's been throwing a lot of pitches lately and he's been walking many people so obviously he's going to try and throw strikes this time. So remember to be really aggressive.
We get to finish up against the knuckleballer Wakefield. His walks are up too so what should we do? Exactly Kenji! He'll be abandoning his knuckleball and throwing much more fastballs. I knew your catching insights would come in handy Joh. Now Timmy's fastball isn't that good so lets remember to be really super incredibly ultra aggressive.

Likely Starters:
C Jason Varitek
1 Kevin Youkilis
2 Dustin Pedroia
3 Mike Lowell
S Julio Lugo
L Manny Ramirez
C Jacoby Ellsbury
R J.D. Drew
D David Ortiz
Last year the Red Sox succeeded mostly on the strength of their run prevention with a team ERA+ of 123 against "only" a team OPS+ of 107. This year has seen a swapping of roles with the offense running up a team OPS+ of 117 against a team ERA+ of "just" 104.
Up and down the entire lineup, here's a completely list of Boston hitters with at least 20 at bats who have an OPS+ below 100 (total sample = 15 hitters): 2B Dustin Pedroia (96 OPS+), SS Julio Lugo (92 OPS+). That's good. Mariner hitters with OPS+ above 100 under the same cutoff: Adrian Beltre, Raul Ibanez, Ichiro Suzuki. That's bad.
Bad news: Richie Sexson over the last 43 plate appearences has struck out 18 times and walked twice.
Good news: Adrian Beltre has 22 walks to 32 strikeouts this season. He's on pace to draw the most walks in any season of his career paired with the fewest strikeouts of any season of his Seattle career.
Worse news: If it weren't for Ichiro Suzuki's proficiency at stealing bases, the Mariners would be below average at every offensive category.
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Walking Man Brewing. Stevenson, WA
This is the Walking Man Barefoot Brown ale that's been soured with kombucha culture. It pours a dark brown with a nice head to it. The aroma betrays its origins as you can detect the sourness but underneath that is the definite qualities of a brown ale with some oat coming through. Upon tasting the oat becomes even more noticeable and the sourness degrades into a green apple-like pucker. Some vanilla and cinnamon balance it out. The palate is full. I really enjoyed this beer and it's a great one to sit and mingle over as it improves as it warms.
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We are so about to get our asses handed to us
thewyrm - May 26, 2008
At least JoLo has an OPS+ of 98 and Wlad has an OPS+ of 95,
so they’re both threats to go over 100
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 26, 2008
I can't believe there was a point in time where I was rooting for the Red Sox to succeed.
I hate 2/5ths of the AL East with a fiery passion now.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
I think you speak for all of us
I seriously regret being thrilled and excited when they won the world series in 2004.
Fin - May 26, 2008
You do not speak for me
fuck Boston in 2004
JI - May 26, 2008
I was rooting for them until the WS
):<
Graham MacAree - May 26, 2008
I only started to root for them after they lost game 3, just for the sake of seeing something historical.
JI - May 26, 2008
As much as I hate the Red Sox now
it was pretty nice to see the Yankees blow the ALCS in that fashion.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
Yeah, fuck Baltimore too
Graham MacAree - May 26, 2008
I can never hate them as much as I hate the Yankees
or, it would take decades of hate to bring them on a level field of hate.
thewyrm - May 26, 2008
That was meant to be a reply
I are smart
thewyrm - May 26, 2008
I'm not sure how much of my hate is because of Boston the franchise
or because of Red Sox Nation.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
Yeah, red sox nation is reaching new levels of obnoxious
ASUBoyd - May 26, 2008
I think when looking at in from a business standpoint
It’s done very well for itself, such as McDonald’s. Probably very profitable, considering they sell out any game they go to, and they probably sell millions of those preppy casual red sox hats. (I happen to own a M’s one and I like it, but god damn not a day goes by I don’t see one of those wretched hats with the B in front). I am sure Howie and Chuck would cream their pants to have a team as profitable and popular as the Red Sox.

But from a baseball fan standpoint, its very annoying. People who never even been to Boston cheer for the Red Sox. It’s like they are too pussy to cheer for a team that doesn’t win every season. Its sickening.
Fin - May 26, 2008
Yeah, tons of guys I knew in college would rep the 'Sox and had never even been to a Red Sox game, let alone Boston itself.
My gf is from Boston and loves them too, so as if I do not hear enough about the team through the national media.
ASUBoyd - May 26, 2008
Today's Horoscope for the Seattle Mariners
After a couple of great days you’ll be pleased to hear that today’s planets keep the momentum going, especially when it comes to work or school. You’ll have the opportunity to take the lead today; if you believe in yourself, you’ll find that your colleagues or friends will too!
The M’s are an Aries, and were born in the year of the Snake.
thewyrm - May 26, 2008
I say we beat the shit out of those cocksuckers:
JI - May 26, 2008
Yeah, let's pound them into the ground:
Alex B - May 26, 2008
Is this winning Mariners style?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 26, 2008
I think Ibanez is trying to keyhole the outfield
JLC - May 26, 2008
Anything to make 'em move their feet
thewyrm - May 26, 2008
Did anyone pack the paddle?
Alex B - May 26, 2008
He's hoping Manny trips in the resulting divot.
Llewdor - May 26, 2008
Funny that Kason Gabbard use to be on the Red Sox
Gomez - May 26, 2008
You know, wouldn't it have made sense for the catcher (Laird?) to just throw the ball at Richie?
seattlebruin - May 26, 2008
I hope we do not get swept again
ASUBoyd - May 26, 2008
Part of me hopes we do.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
Yeah...the part of me that wants the 1/1 pick does too..
ASUBoyd - May 26, 2008
It is interesting that Pedroia's OPS+ is 2 points lower than Jose's
Even though his OPS is .021 points higher.
Why is that?
ASUBoyd - May 26, 2008
OPS+ is adjusted for the ballpark.
Happybelly - May 26, 2008
Ah, right. Do you know how they do that?
Valuable stat.
ASUBoyd - May 26, 2008
http://www.baseball-reference.com/about/bat_glossary.shtml#special
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Thanks.
Interesting formula, that is cool people go to all this trouble out there.
It says they assume that if hits increase in a park, BBs, HBP, TB also increase. Do you know if this has shown to be true?
ASUBoyd - May 26, 2008
There are park factors for pretty much everything but the correlations aren't always intuitive.
Graham MacAree - May 26, 2008
Ah, i see they say it is 90-95% accurate, that would most likely account for the assumptions or variability.
ASUBoyd - May 26, 2008
What's really depressing
is that we are probably going to go out there and “force” Colon, Dicsuke, and Wakefield to thorw 100 pitches through 8 innings. Seriously, other than Beltre and Raul, do you ever expect a walk from this team?
Maybe Vidro, although with him I pray for a walk
dbroncos31 - May 26, 2008
Wow.
Freudian slip with Daisuke. I think I was originally going with Dice-K and then switched halfway through to Daisuke and came out with Dicsuke. Hopefully he is a dicksuck when he pitches
dbroncos31 - May 26, 2008
so when the yankees play a team..
with Adam Jones, they lose.
marinerdan - May 26, 2008
So do the Mariners.
Fin - May 26, 2008
No, it's just when the Mariners play a team
whether or not they have Adam Jones is irrelevant
seattlebruin - May 26, 2008
Rec'd for truth.
Coach Owens - May 26, 2008
Everyone see how the A's site got to interview Billy Beane again?
ASUBoyd - May 26, 2008
I'm calling a Mariners sweep of the Red Sox
Robert - May 26, 2008
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
I call the moon being delicious.
JI - May 26, 2008
You don't think they'll be swept?
Coach Owens - May 26, 2008
If its made out of cheese we could solve world hunger.
Robert - May 26, 2008
And then there would never be any waves.
And the oceans would stay polluted and we’ll have a worse problem.
Coach Owens - May 26, 2008
Rec'd for not making sense
cheese has mass just like rocks do…
seattlebruin - May 26, 2008
What the heck are you talking about?
Coach Owens - May 26, 2008
I'm assuming you were speaking of the mass of the moon that cause the Earth's tides
and now I’m assuming I got it wrong and whatever you meant made infinitely less sense
seattlebruin - May 26, 2008
But we'd have mined the moon's cheese, so it wouldn't be there anymore.
No cheese has no mass just like no rocks do.
Llewdor - May 26, 2008
Are we going to take all the cheese out of the moon?
Or just selectively mine it to help the world hunger problem
seattlebruin - May 26, 2008
Well, eventually it'd be all gone.
Coach Owens - May 26, 2008
If you're going to do something
do it 100%
Llewdor - May 26, 2008
Mine it for oil while you up there
Bruce Willis will get the job done.
JI - May 26, 2008
Don't mention that movie.
I don’t mind so much when movies get advanced science wrong, but Newton’s not optional.
Inertia matters.
Llewdor - May 26, 2008
But the moon doesn't cause all the waves.
Graham MacAree - May 27, 2008
Think how well this meme would have worked had Coach not taken a shit all over it.
JI - May 26, 2008
Llewdor and I tried
we couldn’t overcome the shit Coach took on it
seattlebruin - May 26, 2008
But the moons not made of cheese
seattlebruin - May 26, 2008
But world hunger.
Llewdor - May 26, 2008
But rocks
seattlebruin - May 26, 2008
But Mariners, the.
Coach Owens - May 26, 2008
Your lunchables must have lead in them
Robert - May 26, 2008
My fist is like lead.
Just warnin’ ya.
Coach Owens - May 26, 2008
And your status is like on probation
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Promise to unban him on Friday afternoons just for the hilarity.
JI - May 26, 2008
Fine. I was just joking.
Coach Owens - May 26, 2008
Thank goodness
Robert - May 26, 2008
If we ever have LL ultimate fight night this is the matchup I want.
JI - May 26, 2008
I always imagined we would be matched up
Brett-Graham
Jeff-Matthew
Coach-tard of the month
Robert - May 26, 2008
Skoorbo-F'n'A's
Llewdor - May 26, 2008
I would pay $500 to see this happen
seattlebruin - May 26, 2008
Coco-The Tim
Llewdor - May 26, 2008
Fuck - Corco.
Llewdor - May 26, 2008
.... you want to fuck Corco?
seattlebruin - May 26, 2008
Who doesn't?
Robert - May 26, 2008
Red would fucking destroy everyone else
he can’t play.
JI - May 26, 2008
Stop joking
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
I am skeptical of people who do stupid things and say they were in jest after the fact.
JI - May 26, 2008
That's a poor sentence.
JI - May 26, 2008
Tell us something new
seattlebruin - May 26, 2008
Oh.
Coach Owens - May 26, 2008
I think it was paint chips in the Sunny D
MFAN - May 26, 2008
Find the Jagged Metal Krusty-O!
Llewdor - May 26, 2008
This is my favorite comment in quite some time.
I am sad I can only recommend it once.
JI - May 26, 2008
I thought Coach was funny on that one.
Llewdor - May 26, 2008
Hmmm.
That’s two Walking Man brews…
I’m thinking a LookoutLanding gathering at our family compound in Stevenson is in order…
PositivePaul - May 26, 2008
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