“Thank for you choosing Fastball King, what kind of Fastball would you like?” “Hmm, 94mph, middle-in” “Bzzt, thank you, please pull through.”
“Thank for you choosing Fastball King, what kind of Fastball would you like?” “Actually, do you have any breaking balls?” “Sorry, no breaking balls, but we’re running our ‘Establish the Fastball’ special, why don’t you give one, or more, a try?” “Well, okay, that sounds good. Give me four, and just send them out back to back.” “Excellent choice. Please pull through!”
Something like a stretch of 16-12 to make the front office make bleats about “we are still in this!” before being completely crushed by another losing streak.
they only have the small inside-the-mall versions, so they only serve Cool Treats. No Hot Eats, except for like hot dogs or some shit. The closest real Dairy Queen is around an hour’s drive away. I love Dairy Queen, but not that much.
“In simple terms, it can be the filtering of information that conflicts with what one already believes, in an effort to ignore that information and reinforce one’s beliefs. In detailed terms, it is the perception of incompatibility between two cognitions, where “cognition” is defined as any element of knowledge, including attitude, emotion, belief, or behavior. The theory of cognitive dissonance states that contradicting cognitions serve as a driving force that compels the mind to acquire or invent new thoughts or beliefs, or to modify existing beliefs, so as to reduce the amount of dissonance (conflict) between cognitions. Experiments have attempted to quantify this hypothetical drive. Some of these have examined how beliefs often change to match behavior when beliefs and behavior are in conflict.”
So, naturally, the players suck, but the GM who built the roster? Doesn’t suck.
I mean when I refresh there is always another 10 or so new comments by the time its done reloading, but im a patient guy. I have had high speed before where I used to work, but its not big deal.
This site is worth it. But I cant go to IGN, and MLB/NFL websites anymore without it taking a LONG time. And of course, I cant watch any videos. I think the only time I get frustrated is when I wanna watch something on Youtube and have to wait for it load…every 8 seconds, 2 seconds of the video loads. Its a pain.
He was throwing like 80-82 in winter ball and he didn’t even have a flu bug to blame like Raffy did. Allegedly his arm was shredded. Looks more like the Bosox just got lucky that he was able to rebound so well.
Hmm, not quite sure what you mean by this question, but I will recommend you find:
- the newly-leaked (6 mo. ago) 16-track sampler of the 12/31/75 show. Incredible and professionally done, for a live album that never materialized. - 4/24/73 The Main Point: incredible sound, incredible early/rare setlist. - 1/6/74 Joe’s Place: same as above. Perfect sound, great show, great setlist.
If you're still reading this, one more great recommendation:
1/29/74 – Muther’s Music Emporium, Nashville TN. (excellent SBD)
An all-time classic show, Springsteen playing to a mostly-empty room but putting on the show of his life. Includes near-definitive performances of “Blinded By The Light” and “Kitty’s Back,” plus the first-ever performance of “Incident On 57th Street.” A humdinger of a doozy of a concert it is.
Texas is considering allowing Hamilton to use and Aluminum bat for Batting practice as a publicty stunt for slumping attendance to see how far it would go…
I am not looking to build a whole lot of muscle mass, just to stay healthy. In other words, steroids was too much for me to consider and some of the other hardcore substances.
They’re declaring 2008 over and thinking we should blow it up and start over, taking umbrage with free swinging hitters who don’t work counts and get on base, and generally thinking that there’s a lot of changes that need to happen. Hasselman is convinced that Vidro’s option will not vest, period. Even Shannon Drayer was hostile.
Proclaiming that aside from guys like Ichiro, Beltre, Felix, and the other “franchise” players (Bedard, Johjima) the rest of the team should be considered for replacement. She was saying that the middle infield guys shouldn’t be considered unexpendable just because they’re under contract, nor the starting pitchers. She was convinced Vidro would be back, but the other two sounded very sure that Vidro’s option wouldn’t vest.
Tom Glasgow said that Raul would probably be DHing in 2009 if he came back, so he was speculating that the M’s need to find replacements in LF, RF (maybe), DH, 1B, and Catcher. Hasselman agreed with him.
Not sure what to think about this except that Drayer’s a sexy bitch when she’s rosterbating.
couldn’t find anything really sweet for a decent price. I’m not ready to drop $200+ on a Sonnanstine jersey given that I can’t imagine when I’d ever wear it.
Well the good news is if you ever get out to that awesome new stadium
You’ll have a lot of good players to choose from. Kazmir, Shields, Pena, Upton, Longoria, Crawford, Price, and your boy Sonnanstine….man, I’d love to have one player not named Felix as good as those players.
And yeah, M’s fans get cocky when we’re way ahead, but otherwise they just don’t get drunk enough/hate confrontation so much they avoid talking to people and attempt to shush people as nicely as possible (which comes off ruder because you know they’re just afraid to be mean)
God that was an amazing play.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
The fuck?
JI - May 26, 2008
how'd you?...
JI - May 26, 2008
Maybe he's recording the whole game live?
o.ol
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
You can watch the video highlight of it on gameday
Jordan of Boise - May 26, 2008
Oh right, duh
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
I'm pretty awesome
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Did they just skip our turn to hit?
ack - May 26, 2008
Anyone know a free radio feed that isnt Komo online?
PhilKenSebben - May 26, 2008
MLB isn't allowing any of that.
Teej - May 26, 2008
Wow that was quick Jeff
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
Holy crap that was quick.
Goose - May 26, 2008
The stuffed crust pizza thread was bumped
hahaha
JI - May 26, 2008
Comments are closed
):<
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Open them.
Listen next time!
JI - May 26, 2008
That was a great thread.
Goose - May 26, 2008
Jesus Christ we're in the top of the 6th already?
BrianL - May 26, 2008
Best. .gif. on. LL. EVER.
qrsouther - May 26, 2008
wrong
JI - May 26, 2008
the 1-hitter takes it methinks.
wongguy - May 26, 2008
HAY GUYS DID YOU KNOW ELLSBURY WENT TO OSU??
And Jerome Bettis is from Detroit?
PhilKenSebben - May 26, 2008
Fuck Jerome Bettis.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
no shit
PhilKenSebben - May 26, 2008
Did the Krueg'z just diss on Oregon?
qrsouther - May 26, 2008
So the Penguins can't score
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
is it 7-0 on the series?
Mauiners - May 26, 2008
Yep
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Sweet hippie bling Pedroia
Mauiners - May 26, 2008
Ellsbury better than Ichiro!!
Ellsbury has a .379 obp while Ichiro’s is .351.
papolo - May 26, 2008
You registered here just to post that?
You’re a very sad little person.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
Try again
Susheel Ramasahayam - May 26, 2008
Flag'd
qrsouther - May 26, 2008
Hilarious
esoteric - May 26, 2008
Pope season?
Goose - May 26, 2008
Wabbit Season!
The Typical Idiot Fan - May 26, 2008
I hereby invite Kreuger to eat my ass.
JI - May 26, 2008
Like Azamat?
qrsouther - May 26, 2008
Fuck you and your love for grit, Kreugar.
it’s broadcasters like you that breeds stupidity into the minds of casual fans.
Double06 - May 26, 2008
What kind of chant is that?
LETS GO MAERSOX
PhilKenSebben - May 26, 2008
robert's at the game doing his part to confuse everyone
wongguy - May 26, 2008
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! K!
BrianL - May 26, 2008
Not a strike, but funny
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
I hate you so much Kreuger
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
HBP LET'S GO FELIX SHOW YOUR MEANSTREAK
wongguy - May 26, 2008
SHUT UP KREUGER SHUT UP SHUT UP
BrianL - May 26, 2008
JI - May 26, 2008
Would winning Mariner style be doing exactly what they did in the past 6 games?
qrsouther - May 26, 2008
reliving a laugh
PhilKenSebben - May 26, 2008
Hahahaha I missed this
Gomez - May 26, 2008
BRB GONNA GO GET SOME DESSERT
FER REAL THIS TIME.
qrsouther - May 26, 2008
HARRYP09 - May 26, 2008
i love your passion for food, turbo.
wongguy - May 26, 2008
What the fuck!?
A balk!?
BrianL - May 26, 2008
booooo
JI - May 26, 2008
Balks are stupid
Aaron Campeau - May 26, 2008
Mac don't argue a balk
PhilKenSebben - May 26, 2008
Yeah, no argueing balks and strikes.
joof - May 26, 2008
What?
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
More bendy things!
MOAR!
BrianL - May 26, 2008
Nice swing you gorilla
...I’m not being racist, he just looks like a gorilla.
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
That's racist!
JI - May 26, 2008
HATEMONGER
Flagged.
esoteric - May 26, 2008
I thought you liked Ortiz?
Coach Owens - May 26, 2008
I do like Ortiz
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
David Ortiz isn't balck anyway.
JI - May 26, 2008
Get me a sunkist!
The Typical Idiot Fan - May 26, 2008
Shrek
kentroyals5 - May 26, 2008
Michael Eisner?
BrianL - May 26, 2008
Uh huh.
I bet you still keep around a Crayola “Flesh” Crayon just because it aint black.
The Typical Idiot Fan - May 26, 2008
It's called "tan"
qrsouther - May 26, 2008
Not in the 80s it wasn't.
Right along with “fleshtone” bandaids from Johnson & Johnson.
The Typical Idiot Fan - May 26, 2008
:O
qrsouther - May 26, 2008
Jabba the Hut.
qrsouther - May 26, 2008
That's Joba the Hut.
Coach Owens - May 26, 2008
Oh, yeah, you're right.
qrsouther - May 26, 2008
I bet Jeff has lots of friends who are black
Gomez - May 26, 2008
I have a friend who goes tanning
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Jeff loves black people
He thinks everybody should ow… okay stopping that joke right now.
The Typical Idiot Fan - May 26, 2008
PLEASE HAVE YOUR WAY WITH ME FELIX!!!!!
BrianL - May 26, 2008
FELIX
Yes, BENDY
Happybelly - May 26, 2008
You just got keyhole'd papi
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
Damn
Goose - May 26, 2008
Seriously FSN, fuck your camera angles
Double06 - May 26, 2008
you wish you had him!
papolo - May 26, 2008
What?
Coach Owens - May 26, 2008
Stupid, stupid post number 2.
qrsouther - May 26, 2008
Why are you still here?
BrianL - May 26, 2008
See ya
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Banned?
qrsouther - May 26, 2008
Die in a Fire assclown.
Goose - May 26, 2008
I kinda want to know who we wish we had...
I guess I’m playing right into his hands though
LongLiveTheKings - May 26, 2008
Niehaus nearly had a coronary calling that strikeout
Gomez - May 26, 2008
Dick's Sporting Goods is pissed
Mauiners - May 26, 2008
Ironicall they carry vwery little team appearal.
JI - May 26, 2008
Thanks Elmer.
qrsouther - May 26, 2008
Oh my
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
It sounded pretty witty in my head.
JI - May 26, 2008
I think the lesson here is that Ortiz is good at hitting fastballs
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Better than Felix is at throwing them.
Happybelly - May 26, 2008
ICHIRO!
BrianL - May 26, 2008
Ichiro!
Happybelly - May 26, 2008
Ichiro: healthy
esoteric - May 26, 2008
Dive for that you girl
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Moxie?
Aaron Campeau - May 26, 2008
I'll cut you bitch?
Mauiners - May 26, 2008
steal home from 1st ichiro. show us you're healthy.
wongguy - May 26, 2008
Didn't look like it hit him...
qrsouther - May 26, 2008
How on earth did that hit him?
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
HE SAID LOAFIE
I SWEAR.
qrsouther - May 26, 2008
Josy?
Damn you Krueger. You son of a bitch.
Goose - May 26, 2008
That totally did not hit him.
esoteric - May 26, 2008
You know we suck when the #3 hitter is bunting.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
Come on Turbo
One time….
LongLiveTheKings - May 26, 2008
I hate that our #3 hitter and DH bunts
kentroyals5 - May 26, 2008
Vidro makes himself of use!!
qrsouther - May 26, 2008
We just bunted with our #3 hitter
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
WE JUST BUNTED WITH OUR #3 HITTER
IF YOU DON’T TRUST HIM TO HIT WHY ARE YOU HITTING HIM THIRD
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Hey I thought you didn't like roles
Jordan of Boise - May 26, 2008
PS
Vidro likes rolls
Jordan of Boise - May 26, 2008
Having your DH bunt
is kind of sad
krb - May 26, 2008
brb
qrsouther - May 26, 2008
more dessert? where is it....
wongguy - May 26, 2008
You don't have to tell us when you're leaving.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
Dessert?
Susheel Ramasahayam - May 26, 2008
Indeed.
qrsouther - May 26, 2008
"He knows how to play baseball"
Goose - May 26, 2008
Kreuger is giving me a rash.
JI - May 26, 2008
A butt rash?
Goose - May 26, 2008
NO
BrianL - May 26, 2008
He is.
JI - May 26, 2008
DO NOT
Gomez - May 26, 2008
As much as I hate bunting
I’m really glad we don’t get to see him swing the bat this inning.
Double06 - May 26, 2008
shit it's better than a DP.
wongguy - May 26, 2008
I was going to be annoyed, but then I realized he was going to GIDP otherwise.
Aaron Campeau - May 26, 2008
Wait, what?
What does that even mean Krueger?
Coach Owens - May 26, 2008
I want to bunt Bill Krueger in front of a snowplow
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Way to throw him under the snowplow
kentroyals5 - May 26, 2008
What feed is mlbtv featuring?
JI - May 26, 2008
Mariners
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
I figured
I would take anything besides this.
JI - May 26, 2008
Mariners.
Teej - May 26, 2008
Everybody wins: runners advance, Turbo gets back to the dugout before the buffet closes
esoteric - May 26, 2008
Vidro is the anti-Ortiz
Low average, no power.
Fin - May 26, 2008
Similar mass.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
Ortiz never legs out a bunt single
Therefore doesn’t know how to play
LongLiveTheKings - May 26, 2008
"Vidro knows how to play baseball. He played in the National League."
Teej - May 26, 2008
NL is JV
kentroyals5 - May 26, 2008
needs a better caption
PhilKenSebben - May 26, 2008
Hahaha nice.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
"I got one!"
Teej - May 26, 2008
Even a blind squirrel finds a nut
kentroyals5 - May 26, 2008
"...AND YOU CAN EAT IT TOO!"
esoteric - May 26, 2008
THIS MATTERS
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Needs a raft.
Happybelly - May 26, 2008
yes yes yes
kentroyals5 - May 26, 2008
I think I like it as is
krb - May 26, 2008
I HAS A SNO CONE!
The Typical Idiot Fan - May 26, 2008
NO
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
I CAN HAZ A SNOCONE
JI - May 26, 2008
I caught my own pop-up!
kentroyals5 - May 26, 2008
winner
Thats what that is.
yteimlad - May 26, 2008
N--- stole my basehit
Jordan of Boise - May 26, 2008
I may or may not regret this
Goose - May 26, 2008
TOO BIG
HARRYP09 - May 26, 2008
LL is not 4chan.
gb2/b/.
The Typical Idiot Fan - May 26, 2008
4Chan
the birthplace of the RickRoll.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
I sincerely doubt that.
The Typical Idiot Fan - May 26, 2008
SMALLER
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Man oh man do I hate Bill Kreuger.
Aaron Campeau - May 26, 2008
*Krueger
Aaron Campeau - May 26, 2008
I see his name every day in the offseason, because he's in my schools baseball hall of fame
It irritates me greatly.
joof - May 26, 2008
where'd he go to school?
Fin - May 26, 2008
University of Portland
joof - May 26, 2008
ouch
That’s a small school too.
Fin - May 26, 2008
OH GOD DIE DIE DIE
JI - May 26, 2008
Niehaus mentioned a pinch runner in the Dodgers-Cubs game named Chen Hu
Meaning they had… Hu on first. And then he took 2nd, so Hu was on 2nd.
Gomez - May 26, 2008
who = hu
zomg cleverrrrrr!
wongguy - May 26, 2008
Came back soon, Sims.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
For those of you who missed the game yesterday:
JI - May 26, 2008
Caption
Bill: No, Angie! Grab Wang when the cameras are off…..awwww yeeeeahhh….
BrianL - May 26, 2008
eww
She’s way too attractive for him.
JI - May 26, 2008
I wonder if Nikki Z has tasted the Krug yet
PhilKenSebben - May 26, 2008
JI - May 26, 2008
He's had to hit on at least one of them
Look at his slicked back here. He looks like the guy who would do that.
Fin - May 26, 2008
Still with the demon N's
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
That couldn't be helped.
JI - May 26, 2008
I just realized that someone else posted this
hahaha
JI - May 26, 2008
Here comes a K.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
Live in a Fire Krueger.
You don’t deserve the release of death.
Goose - May 26, 2008
Yay tie game!
BrianL - May 26, 2008
Felix leaves next inning, Rhodes walks the world, Varitek grand slam.
esoteric - May 26, 2008
Ahhhhhhh
LongLiveTheKings - May 26, 2008
I'm so proud of the middle of our lineup
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Yay to Productive Outs!
Fin - May 26, 2008
Last time I watched Colon pitch, Beltre hit two bombs off him.
DO IT, DUDE.
Teej - May 26, 2008
Do it, Rockapella!
BrianL - May 26, 2008
I miss that show.
Aaron Campeau - May 26, 2008
Where the fuck…is CARMEN SANDIEGO!?
BrianL - May 26, 2008
My friend wrote that
LongLiveTheKings - May 26, 2008
Taking a close pitch? Taking on 3-0?
Goose - May 26, 2008
Pussy McPussyfoot
JI - May 26, 2008
Didn't they do that at the beginning of the season for a little while?
HARRYP09 - May 26, 2008
Okay I've been on the phone for 30 minutes, what'd I miss?
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
butthol ate some dessert.
Aaron Campeau - May 26, 2008
twice
HARRYP09 - May 26, 2008
Once
But said I would 3 times.
qrsouther - May 26, 2008
Only the best catch ever
Susheel Ramasahayam - May 26, 2008
Luckily I was here to see the catch
T’was awesome
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
You didn't miss much.
Susheel Ramasahayam - May 26, 2008
hay is is Vitor artinez
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
They comes a point where watching the games just isn't worth it anymore.
JI - May 26, 2008
Can you please possibly post a clip of that?
Fin - May 26, 2008
I tried, camstudio not compatable with my sound card.
JI - May 26, 2008
screen recorder?
just the audio is also acceptable
PhilKenSebben - May 26, 2008
You need both.
JI - May 26, 2008
Funnier if I don't
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
someday i will see this commercial
PhilKenSebben - May 26, 2008
Regardless of what happens, we'll always have that catch
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
A rare Mariners web gem on baseball tonight for sure.
Fin - May 26, 2008
Celtics sucked
Mauiners - May 26, 2008
:tear:
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
BrianL - May 26, 2008
hahahaha
wongguy - May 26, 2008
Is that Ellsbury?
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
he does have some native american in him.
wongguy - May 26, 2008
His mom sure did.
OOOOH!
The Typical Idiot Fan - May 26, 2008
Anyone but Boston!
PhilKenSebben - May 26, 2008
Ugh. NO WALKS!
BrianL - May 26, 2008
Is Triunfel good defensively?
Susheel Ramasahayam - May 26, 2008
Felix is just not Felix anymore and it sucks
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
That part was Felix though
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Felix is trying to cheer you up with that DP.
Happybelly - May 26, 2008
can you imagine if Hanley had stayed in Boston?
Man, Derek Jeter 2.0
Matthew - May 26, 2008
Instead it's more like "who is Hanley"
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Only outside of fantasy baseball.
Fin - May 26, 2008
DOUBLE PLAY!
BrianL - May 26, 2008
Throw one of your other pitches
Susheel Ramasahayam - May 26, 2008
Beautiful.
Teej - May 26, 2008
Meh.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
Scott Erickson sucked
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
That was a strike
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
throw a
wongguy - May 26, 2008
Mexican?
LongLiveTheKings - May 26, 2008
i was going for hispanic, but that works.
wongguy - May 26, 2008
I just bought the Futurama boxset.
I forgot how good this show was.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
There is more coming down the pipe!
PhilKenSebben - May 26, 2008
Awesome.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
SMALLER
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
sorry sorry!
wongguy - May 26, 2008
p.s.
that’s what she said…?
wongguy - May 26, 2008
Dead meme
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
THATS NOT WHAT SHE SAID
The Typical Idiot Fan - May 26, 2008
Bleh
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
I don't know blue
Mauiners - May 26, 2008
shut up Krueger
christ, I would gladly trade my life to have you never talk again.
Matthew - May 26, 2008
It's called radio.
Even better, Niehaus and Blowers are on it. I highly recommend using it. You can play old Super Nintendo games like Shadowrun while you listen, too.
esoteric - May 26, 2008
I've been playing alot of Super Mario RPG lately.
Goose - May 26, 2008
i hate how it capped at level 30.
wongguy - May 26, 2008
I just started playing Shadowrun again because I realized that Bartolo Colon looks EXACTLY LIKE the troll deckers in the game.
esoteric - May 26, 2008
Okay ump, die.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
I LOVE YOU FELIX!
BrianL - May 26, 2008
sit down bitch
PhilKenSebben - May 26, 2008
K!
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
This ump can gobble a bag of nuts.
Teej - May 26, 2008
Angel Hernandez is legendarily awful
esoteric - May 26, 2008
Felixesque?
Mauiners - May 26, 2008
hay is is AJ BURNETT
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
I would love to know more about Incubus
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Felix - 85 pitches through 7 :)
Colon – 71 through 6 :(
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
Hey papolo
You wish you had him.
The Typical Idiot Fan - May 26, 2008
We're already in the bottom 7th?
Gomez - May 26, 2008
Safeco wouldn't have the balls to play Sweet Caroline if we win
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
That would be so awesome.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
The Rays did it
):<
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
The Rays are made of awesome.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
Really? That's spectacular.
esoteric - May 26, 2008
Sadly, they play it non-ironically at Nationals Park in DC.
Makes me feel like they’re self-hating or something.
esoteric - May 26, 2008
no
Mauiners - May 26, 2008
AHHHH QUIT TALKING YOU SACK OF SHIT! QUIT FUCKING TALKING! QUIT QUIT QUIT!AHHHHHH
Goose - May 26, 2008
Please come back soon, Sims.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
This is proof of concept that it can always get worse
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Baker's readers seem to prefer Kreuger.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
It can get worse.
Hi again everybody! look who is joining Bill and I, it’s Red Ron Fairly!
PhilKenSebben - May 26, 2008
Who was the guy they got in for some of the radio broadcasts last year?
He was kind of nerdy and pretty hilarious. I want to hear more of that guy.
esoteric - May 26, 2008
Ken Levine rocked
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
I love Ken Levine
Aaron Campeau - May 26, 2008
agreed
It’s the awesome that comes around only when the Sklars guest host Rome
PhilKenSebben - May 26, 2008
The pitcher turning around to face second base
One of the most exciting plays in baseball
Jordan of Boise - May 26, 2008
Hate Ken Levine... sooo... much...
qrsouther - May 26, 2008
banned
JI - May 26, 2008
You are in a club of one.
Aaron Campeau - May 26, 2008
I'm just being honest.
He really, really bothered me.
qrsouther - May 26, 2008
Shut up Kreuger..
PhilKenSebben - May 26, 2008
Your words burn my ears Krueger
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
What in god's name is he saying? How bad could it be?
esoteric - May 26, 2008
Krueger is play by play chlamidya
Mauiners - May 26, 2008
Where does Boston find pitchers like this?
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
They have a USSM Premium subscription
Jordan of Boise - May 26, 2008
Reed looks like a real good hitter...
in Tacoma
Mauiners - May 26, 2008
SSS
Aaron Campeau - May 26, 2008
and i'm sure that had sarcasm in it.
wongguy - May 26, 2008
haha
JI - May 26, 2008
Richie Sexson with an infield hit!?
BrianL - May 26, 2008
What just happened?
Happybelly - May 26, 2008
The Rockies should copyright Fluketober.
Goose - May 26, 2008
Sexson infield hit?
I’m heading to the bomb shelter.
joof - May 26, 2008
100% sustainable
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
JI - May 26, 2008
I simply cannot believe that Richie Sexson beat out an infield hit.
esoteric - May 26, 2008
ALRIGHT CAIRO TIME
esoteric - May 26, 2008
6:48 AM Tuesday
HARRYP09 - May 26, 2008
Very clever
esoteric - May 26, 2008
Took me 3 reads to get it
Well done.
qrsouther - May 26, 2008
CAIRO IN
CATALYST-ACTIVATED WIN COMPLEX
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
needs more Clement
Double06 - May 26, 2008
woooooo
JI - May 26, 2008
Yay Yuni
BrianL - May 26, 2008
We're not scoring runs here
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
See?
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
Again, shut up Krueger.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
I wonder how JJ will do tonight
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Walk-off HR to Varitek?
HARRYP09 - May 26, 2008
That would be unfathomably strange
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
That would be difficult.
joof - May 26, 2008
I keep forgetting that the Mariners are playing at home today.
HARRYP09 - May 26, 2008
Understandable
Aaron Campeau - May 26, 2008
They're not.
Coach Owens - May 26, 2008
They are.
JI - May 26, 2008
Not really. Not with RSN in full bloom.
Coach Owens - May 26, 2008
We need to deflower them.
HARRYP09 - May 26, 2008
Maybe walk off single followed by a comedy of errors
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
gah
Double06 - May 26, 2008
HIT IT ON THE GROUND
THE GROUND
HIT IT ON THE GROUND
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
All right you fuckers
play this in a continuous loop and suffer like the rest of us.
JI - May 26, 2008
I tried playing it, then MLB.tv actually had the commercial.
HARRYP09 - May 26, 2008
That required some dedication
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
It took 3 minutes.
JI - May 26, 2008
That required some dedication
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
I just found out that cell phones can record video.
JI - May 26, 2008
Jeff...what is your opinion of Willie Randolph as a manager?
kentroyals5 - May 26, 2008
Don't have one
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
he's black
Mauiners - May 26, 2008
Reply.
Happybelly - May 26, 2008
what if McLaren called pulled the squintism card?
Mauiners - May 26, 2008
BrianL - May 26, 2008
DO NOT LISTEN TO CAIRO
Happybelly - May 26, 2008
Rickie?
Goose - May 26, 2008
Never gonna give you up!
HARRYP09 - May 26, 2008
woo good defense
Double06 - May 26, 2008
NICE CAIRO!
kentroyals5 - May 26, 2008
Good.
JI - May 26, 2008
Bunting is stupid.
Aaron Campeau - May 26, 2008
Cairo sure is good at that
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
So Cairo found something he's good at.
Goose - May 26, 2008
i just ordered my Miguel Cairo jersey
Tony S - May 26, 2008
STOP TALKING KREUGER
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
I'm Bill Krueger
I think Jacoby Ellsbury will hit for power. I will support this argument by citing his 40 time.
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
JI - May 26, 2008
Hey You Guys!! Have i missed anything in the last few days?
laxtonto - May 26, 2008
Best catch ever
BrianL - May 26, 2008
The drunken master is here.
Susheel Ramasahayam - May 26, 2008
A lot of creative losing plus the catch of the year from Ichiro.
esoteric - May 26, 2008
This is pretty much my weekend....
I guess ill have to find the catch on line. What inning?
laxtonto - May 26, 2008
What are those, some kind of sex paddles?
Jordan of Boise - May 26, 2008
National title weekend for lacrosse...
or when your drunk enough sex paddles to use on the lacrosstatutes
laxtonto - May 26, 2008
Just started watching... when did that Ichiro catch happen
and who did he rob?
LantermanC - May 26, 2008
Goddamnit
I’m bad luck once again!
LantermanC - May 26, 2008
Does Krueger have a daughter?
and can you imagine that ‘first date talk’?
Mauiners - May 26, 2008
hilarious
I’d like to see his keys to the game for mundane tasks
PhilKenSebben - May 26, 2008
1. Pull stroke
2. Go deep
3. Finish strong.
HARRYP09 - May 26, 2008
Bloop single, game over
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Harder hit bloop
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Dammit.
Game over.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
Fuck
Happybelly - May 26, 2008
SHUTUP ASSFACE
JI - May 26, 2008
Game..I want Colon to have a CG now.
kentroyals5 - May 26, 2008
dammit
PhilKenSebben - May 26, 2008
That was fun, we lose, nice hustle Raul
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
No one gets that...Felix is dumb for throwing a fastball to Pedroia there
kentroyals5 - May 26, 2008
It didn't look that far away from him to me
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
SHUT THE FUCK UP RED SOX NATION
BrianL - May 26, 2008
Be less predictable.
Goose - May 26, 2008
I hate your fastballs down the middle Felix..asshole
kentroyals5 - May 26, 2008
That fastball was actually on the inside corner
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
outside of the inside corner..more plate than not..I just hate the fastballs here..fuck shit
kentroyals5 - May 26, 2008
“Thank for you choosing Fastball King, what kind of Fastball would you like?”
“Hmm, 94mph, middle-in”
“Bzzt, thank you, please pull through.”
“Thank for you choosing Fastball King, what kind of Fastball would you like?”
“Actually, do you have any breaking balls?”
“Sorry, no breaking balls, but we’re running our ‘Establish the Fastball’ special, why don’t you give one, or more, a try?”
“Well, okay, that sounds good. Give me four, and just send them out back to back.”
“Excellent choice. Please pull through!”
Jordan of Boise - May 26, 2008
8 IP, 2 runs, 2 earned. L
Felix must hate life.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
2 runs?
Goose - May 26, 2008
8 IP, 3 runs, 3 earned, L.
He still hates life.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
3 runs?
Goose - May 26, 2008
4 runs?
Goose - May 26, 2008
5?
qrsouther - May 26, 2008
Red Sox Nation Seattle,
consists of UW sorority girls and that is all
Mauiners - May 26, 2008
That should have been caught
Susheel Ramasahayam - May 26, 2008
SeanGreenSeanGreenSeanGreen
JI - May 26, 2008
Richie needs to charge and throw his helmet at every Red Sox fan in the building
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
can't lie; that would be awesome.
wongguy - May 26, 2008
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
Nice.
Goose - May 26, 2008
God damn it Felix
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
Fuck.
7 straight.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
DOOOOOOM
esoteric - May 26, 2008
Fastballs are stupid.
kentroyals5 - May 26, 2008
Is his fastball established yet?
AtomicGarden - May 26, 2008
Whatever, M's lose
Gomez - May 26, 2008
It's cool keep throwing those, they've only led to like every hit you've allowed tonight
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
I'd ask Dave to write another letter, but the jokes on us, McLaren and Mel can't read.
Jordan of Boise - May 26, 2008
Go to hell Mel and Norm.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
Everyone out of here!!
PhilKenSebben - May 26, 2008
OHHHHHH SHIT!
Goose - May 26, 2008
I hated that the teddy bear died.
JI - May 26, 2008
i thought i was the only one!
PhilKenSebben - May 26, 2008
It was a better death than what Kirk got.
Goose - May 26, 2008
The RiffTrax is highly reccomended.
JI - May 26, 2008
i still need to watch the transformers one
PhilKenSebben - May 26, 2008
Bedard is probably dying to sign a long term
Mauiners - May 26, 2008
Bedard has his own shit to deal with right now.
Happybelly - May 26, 2008
Mel is telling him to keep throwing that fastball.
Happybelly - May 26, 2008
OH GOOD STOTTLEMYRE WILL TALK SOME SENSE INTO HIM
Die of a stroke, hope-ruiner.
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Maybe if he sucks enough, he won't get the huge free agency payday and stay with us
HARRYP09 - May 26, 2008
Throw Harder
JI - May 26, 2008
BAHAHA...we really suck
kentroyals5 - May 26, 2008
Another 8th inning collapse.
Wonderful.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
collapse? it was downhill from the 1st inning.
wongguy - May 26, 2008
Aaaaaand that play sums up the rest of Beltre's career with the M's
Gomez - May 26, 2008
You are still a bad mofo Adrian
Mauiners - May 26, 2008
I really wanted this one
I thought we had a chance Thanks Bartolo. I feel stupid.
LongLiveTheKings - May 26, 2008
"And the Red Sox have the bases loaded... my... oh my. When it rains it pours."
Never leave us, Niehaus.
Gomez - May 26, 2008
9/11 2.0: Prudential Center
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
ha ha....
ha?
Jeff is now in the crosshairs of Homeland Security.
ColbyInBoston - May 26, 2008
I recommend you take a trip somewhere
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Graduated from school
Already vacated.
I’ll be back on June 17-19. Should I not be?
ColbyInBoston - May 26, 2008
You do know that they send out the Party Van for less than this
Not just for you, but “social networking” is enough for Person A to get Person B in trouble for purposes of the round-up list.
So basically, GTE is getting us all sent to Guantanamo.
Jordan of Boise - May 26, 2008
They don't show the Mariners there right
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Depends on whether or not they need information.
Aaron Campeau - May 26, 2008
Only if you believe they've stopped torturing people there
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
LATE
kentroyals5 - May 26, 2008
I'd say yes, but the Few Good Players might lessen the effect
So they probably just show clips of Vidro GIDPs and Raul chasing after deep flies.
Jordan of Boise - May 26, 2008
V-tek bomb would be awesome
kentroyals5 - May 26, 2008
You and I have differing definitions of awesome
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
By awesome...I meant a fitting conclusion to the suck that is the Mariners tonight
kentroyals5 - May 26, 2008
Needs to be off JJ
HARRYP09 - May 26, 2008
And as the camera pans to follow the ball to the hit it here sign, the mikes pick up JJ's screams as one of his ribs detaches
and Felix makes a “call me” gesture to Francona from the dugout.
Jordan of Boise - May 26, 2008
Brett is probably killing someone right now.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
KRUEGER ASKS FOR A CURVEBALL BRAIN EXPLODED
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
He basically called Pedroia sitting on the first pitch fastball
kentroyals5 - May 26, 2008
WHY IS HE STILL IN
JI - May 26, 2008
I want Mel and Norm's heads on a pike.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
Let's remember happier times:
JI - May 26, 2008
I'm tempted to flag this
Happybelly - May 26, 2008
Just make a video of Justice's house burning
kentroyals5 - May 26, 2008
I drank to that
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Needs more Boone.
HARRYP09 - May 26, 2008
Wasn't on the team.
JI - May 26, 2008
goddammit
just dammit
PhilKenSebben - May 26, 2008
Why is the hanmer yellow?
Aaron Campeau - May 26, 2008
Yellow hammer?
This isn’t Sasaki.
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Goose - May 26, 2008
I want to kick that kid's face in.
Wilder. - May 26, 2008
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Gomez - May 26, 2008
the hell?
Aaron Campeau - May 26, 2008
I laughed.
JI - May 26, 2008
As did I.
Aaron Campeau - May 26, 2008
That works.
Wilder. - May 26, 2008
Somehow that's the most racist thing ever
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
I have some very fucked up friends
Gomez - May 26, 2008
That's racist.
Teej - May 26, 2008
The kid started it!
Wilder. - May 26, 2008
WHY IS HE STILL PITCHING GOOD GOD MAN
JI - May 26, 2008
I can't watch this anymore.
This loss isn’t funny, it just sucks.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
It's kind of funny when comparing
Colon’s minor league contract to Silva’s huge deal.
JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo - May 26, 2008
Good now let's let RRS enter another lost cause
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
this just keeps getting better and better
wongguy - May 26, 2008
WHY IS HE IN THERE?!?!?
LongLiveTheKings - May 26, 2008
Geez
krb - May 26, 2008
JI - May 26, 2008
i can't even smile anymore.
wongguy - May 26, 2008
Hey guys, we're just one more run away from another 5-run-plus loss! We can do it!
esoteric - May 26, 2008
Fire everyone.
It’s a shame ownership doesn’t care about this franchise.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
I hope Jon Papelbon signs up for a name on LL so I can ban him
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Etc. etc.
Paytheline - May 26, 2008
My ass hurts now, thanks.
I wish the Mariners would stop raping me. =(
joof - May 26, 2008
and i says: THATS NOT THE MARINERS; THATS MY WIFE
wongguy - May 26, 2008
hay is is Vitor artinez
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
I completely forgot about O'Flaherty
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
who?
HARRYP09 - May 26, 2008
On the plus side, this will be the fewest amount of runs we've given up in a week.
JI - May 26, 2008
maybe
Paytheline - May 26, 2008
Pretty sure Felix was just crying in the dugout
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
I think I saw that.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
Goose - May 26, 2008
Well played.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
I'm going to watch some Futurama.
Entertainment should be entertaining.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
We challenge each other
Good chemistry!
Paytheline - May 26, 2008
Why didn't we go to RRS earlier again?
oh yeah – fucking Mac.
ColbyInBoston - May 26, 2008
Why would you want to trust our 4th best pitcher* with any sort of leverage situation?
MOP-UP FOR THE OZMAN
*I looked it up in my gut
Jordan of Boise - May 26, 2008
Yeah, we should have used a PC to make the pitching change
The Mac wasn’t compatible with the email program used for pitching changes.
joof - May 26, 2008
Bill Krueger doesn't understand dark people
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
You're one to talk
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
I talked to one once
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
You would have died at Seahawks training camp.
JI - May 26, 2008
To be fair, drunk drivers don't just kill racists
Jordan of Boise - May 26, 2008
My best friend is Cuban.
Wilder. - May 26, 2008
So is Jose Lopez'
seattlebruin - May 26, 2008
JI - May 26, 2008
The only black Krueger knows is the Just For Men he puts on his head every month
Gomez - May 26, 2008
No play for Mr. Grey!
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
There'll me no Mantink play for Mr. Grey!
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
be*
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
JI - May 26, 2008
SUICIDE PACT
BEFORE IT GETS WORSE
Jordan of Boise - May 26, 2008
GM Pick To Click: Downtown hot dog vendors
Gomez - May 26, 2008
Much moer tasty than spinich.
JI - May 26, 2008
Nodeath Cults? Havent we learnedfrom Jones town and Heavens Gate?
Why dont we just riot like soccer hulligans?
laxtonto - May 26, 2008
2 for $6 right by VIdro's condo
They cut them in half which is annoying but they were good for hotdogs.
Gomez - May 26, 2008
Lester is unflappable?
I’d say he was pretty well flapped by the cancer.
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
I just noticed that this was one of the rare Jeff posts that went un-replied-to.
Bwahahahaha.
qrsouther - May 27, 2008
Oh shut up
krb - May 26, 2008
Waxing poetic about Lester and father
will to live approaching zero
JI - May 26, 2008
Krueger waxes poetic about modern medicine
Krueger spits venom at modern baseball analysis
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Lester used performance enhancers.
JI - May 26, 2008
Like chemotherapy!
seattlebruin - May 26, 2008
Yes!
JI - May 26, 2008
ahhh back to that old familiar feeling
sweet sweet failure
wadswerth - May 26, 2008
I hope his mother gets cancer as well.
Goose - May 26, 2008
Wahoo...GTE is breaking down barriers!
kentroyals5 - May 26, 2008
...she already has native american in her. can't be much worse.
wongguy - May 26, 2008
He's talking about Lester, not Ellsbury doughboy.
qrsouther - May 27, 2008
I hope the whole family gets superaids.
joof - May 26, 2008
What about Megaids?
Goose - May 26, 2008
I don't know about Megaids
But I know if you get one teaspoon of superaids in your butt, you’re dead in a week.
joof - May 26, 2008
I hope their pool's closed
Gomez - May 26, 2008
zounds
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
More screentime for Wilson.
JI - May 26, 2008
Thats a really white Beltre bobblehead
kentroyals5 - May 26, 2008
Racist!
Wilder. - May 26, 2008
Remember when i said "whats the over/under on mariners runs scored against colon, 2? and you wrote false in full caps?
Good times.
ASUBoyd - May 26, 2008
That looks less like Adrian Beltre than anything I have ever seen.
Aaron Campeau - May 26, 2008
gj "LF"
wongguy - May 26, 2008
Whoever thought of the name Mooriah Farms needs to be genocided.
JI - May 26, 2008
I have to admit...I sort of thought we might win today.
That’s what I fucking get for having hope. My dick knocked in the dirt.
esoteric - May 26, 2008
Impressive.
Goose - May 26, 2008
Sorry if this is old news
But Geremi Gonzalez got struck by lightning and killed.
Gomez - May 26, 2008
Shocking.
Goose - May 26, 2008
I'm sorry that was uncalled for.
Goose - May 26, 2008
Well done
Aaron Campeau - May 26, 2008
Wait for it
Wait for it…
RIMSHOT
Gomez - May 26, 2008
He never had electrifying stuff.
kentroyals5 - May 26, 2008
He pitched until his arm was fried
Gomez - May 26, 2008
Made the hair on my neck stand up.
kentroyals5 - May 26, 2008
Now he has a very magnetizing personality
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
That's why he didn't bolt to the majors.
Goose - May 26, 2008
At least he went out to a thunderous ovation.
kentroyals5 - May 26, 2008
This sort of joking about a man's death is revolting.
esoteric - May 26, 2008
We should probably zap this subthread right now.
Goose - May 26, 2008
Going through hot flashes are we?
kentroyals5 - May 26, 2008
At least we're talking about current events.
Goose - May 26, 2008
Gonzalez's death must have come like a bolt from the blue for his family. I'm sure they are stunned at the jolt this has caused them.
And I know this message will meet with some resistance here, but I’m dismayed at how everyone has conducted themselves.
esoteric - May 26, 2008
He must have got hit by the lightning after someone charged the mound.
kentroyals5 - May 26, 2008
Their emotions are currently static
Gomez - May 26, 2008
His enemies are probably amped by the news.
Goose - May 26, 2008
He had probably had a cup of coffee before getting hit
He was clearly wired.
Gomez - May 26, 2008
Too bad his only real success was in the junior circuit.
joof - May 26, 2008
This subthread is fantastic.
Goose - May 26, 2008
But it strikes me that I'm out of ideas. So good night.
Goose - May 26, 2008
You can't have a negative attitude ane expect positive results.
kentroyals5 - May 26, 2008
Well watt do you expect with me being a fan of this team?
Goose - May 26, 2008
Out of ideas?
I got one point twenty one more.
The Typical Idiot Fan - May 26, 2008
This took me a minute
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
It was well played.
JI - May 26, 2008
Because you are slow
Graham MacAree - May 27, 2008
I didn't get it until this morning.
I feel dumb.
Aaron Campeau - May 27, 2008
Griffey pandering yay
JI - May 26, 2008
Nice swing you bitch
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
We still have Ichiro's amazing catch...so take that Scrappy
kentroyals5 - May 26, 2008
We still have Ichiro's amazing catch...so take that Scrappy
kentroyals5 - May 26, 2008
I had that ready to go.
JI - May 26, 2008
I
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
No, Jeff, tell us how you really feel.
Wilder. - May 26, 2008
Nice dance you bitch
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
needs a gif
HARRYP09 - May 26, 2008
Let's not get greedy
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
fuck you assbag
JI - May 26, 2008
Needs less hits, more sitting on a porch with a Budweiser while unemployed
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Holy shit
Goose - May 26, 2008
Holy mother of awesome
Aaron Campeau - May 26, 2008
Niehaus nearly had another coronary calling that DP
Gomez - May 26, 2008
I'm starting to think that when he dies
it will be on the air.
JI - May 26, 2008
Kinda like Joe Pa?
laxtonto - May 26, 2008
He needs to calm down.
Or his HOF speech will just be him drooling at the podium.
kentroyals5 - May 26, 2008
Defense is awesome.
joof - May 26, 2008
That play meant nothing
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
In WE maybe, but to the Rick Rizz publicity machine, that was a game saver.
ColbyInBoston - May 26, 2008
It was still awesome
Aaron Campeau - May 26, 2008
Yes
I just wish we could do awesome things that matter.
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
we won 116 games in 2001 then went to the playoffs!
ColbyInBoston - May 26, 2008
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Needs more Sasaki.
JI - May 26, 2008
This gif needs to be burnt
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
Jeff made it.
JI - May 26, 2008
I actually made one of my own but it was worse
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
I wasn't expecting not to get thrown under the bus.
And, yeah, this is pretty much my best work.
JI - May 26, 2008
A little pixie dust is left in the bag..
the magic just continues!
bmteddy - May 26, 2008
Well now you're just being greedy.
Aaron Campeau - May 26, 2008
Both he and Niehaus lost their shit over what was ultimately an inconsequential play
Orders from the headsets, perhaps?
Gomez - May 26, 2008
I went pretty apeshit.
It was a really good play.
Aaron Campeau - May 26, 2008
Getting excited about a great play, sure
Niehaus nearly killed himself calling it like they won the World Series or something.
Gomez - May 26, 2008
Have to get excited about something
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
You should've heard it
I could almost see the strain, and I’m only listening on radio.
Gomez - May 26, 2008
He's probably drunk.
Aaron Campeau - May 26, 2008
hay is is Vitor artinez
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
still funny
JI - May 26, 2008
I wonder if people hate us
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
...
My jpeg got hate mail comments yesterday.
JI - May 26, 2008
I say keep it up
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
I think it's hilarious, personally.
Aaron Campeau - May 26, 2008
You're stronger than I am
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
I don't have to listen to it.
Aaron Campeau - May 26, 2008
hay is is Mallio Ordoyez
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
You think they could pronounce their own names.
JI - May 26, 2008
Is it possible to force the video upon the thread every commecial break?
JI - May 26, 2008
It would only be right
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
I'll post it every commerical break during the STL game tomorrow.
JI - May 26, 2008
Suck it, you bitch.
HARRYP09 - May 26, 2008
Woody Harrelson might be an ass,
but he has had some nice ass to grab over his lifetime.
Man, I need to get into acting.
Wilder. - May 26, 2008
WTF is a Vitor artinez?
Sexonsux - May 26, 2008
WTF is a sexon?
Aaron Campeau - May 26, 2008
A thing of Beauty?
laxtonto - May 26, 2008
JI - May 26, 2008
Needs more
Teej - May 26, 2008
Hell yeah #10
Pass some of that shit over
Gomez - May 26, 2008
gingles
Robert - May 27, 2008
Any bets on a 1-2-3 inning?
ColbyInBoston - May 26, 2008
What's the over/under on this being a good inning?
Jordan of Boise - May 26, 2008
3
Wilder. - May 26, 2008
I believe it's 11.
Teej - May 26, 2008
I'll take that bet
If I win, you bring me back my LOST DVD.
bmteddy - May 26, 2008
I do need to get that back to you, don't I?
ColbyInBoston - May 26, 2008
Rally time
pup - May 26, 2008
Since when does Jeremy Reed look like Mark McGrath?
Oh, and I’m back now, guys.
qrsouther - May 26, 2008
Yeah bringing in Papelbon was necessary
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Stat padding
Happybelly - May 26, 2008
Not a save situation
Aaron Campeau - May 26, 2008
Strikeouts.
Happybelly - May 26, 2008
Appease the Red Sox fans?
Wilder. - May 26, 2008
Photo-op chance
Sportscenter needs that shot of him puffing before pitching.
Gomez - May 26, 2008
My favorite jpeg that no one likes:
JI - May 26, 2008
ASSFUCK TWINS! WOO!!!!
Teej - May 26, 2008
So much for the stat padding
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
He does a blowy thing like my CS teacher with tourettes
joof - May 26, 2008
Kreruger is a cooler full of farts.
JI - May 26, 2008
Well, I see I didn't miss much being in Vegas.
We still suck.
eponymous_coward - May 26, 2008
I should have put money on the Yankees and Red Sox, though.
:(
eponymous_coward - May 26, 2008
Can some make a JJ type poster:
Cairo In. Game over.
Alaska - May 26, 2008
JI - May 26, 2008
Jordan of Boise - May 26, 2008
I can't believe this wasn't a pedophile joke.
JI - May 26, 2008
"Washburn in. Charges pending"
kentroyals5 - May 26, 2008
Nice, works both ways
HARRYP09 - May 26, 2008
Geremi Gonzalez better watch out
Jordan of Boise - May 26, 2008
Don't believe it, it is
Jordan of Boise - May 26, 2008
I would be honored to have Rays Nation take over Safeco Field
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
they would be doing it all for you
ASUBoyd - May 26, 2008
Could we move the Mariners to Tampa now and get the Rays?
eponymous_coward - May 26, 2008
I would also be okay with Scott Kazmir dropping trou and taking a shit in the Fenway infield
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Who wouldn't?
JI - May 26, 2008
Nice throw stupid
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Pappelbon pulled a JJ!
Alaska - May 26, 2008
Another reason for the Putz-Paps comparisons.
Teej - May 26, 2008
Too bad the grenade was a dud.
HARRYP09 - May 26, 2008
Not a strike
Susheel Ramasahayam - May 26, 2008
False hope false hope false hope false hope
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
It IS like 2005 all over again!
Gomez - May 26, 2008
I'm predicting a wave of false hope in June
Something like a stretch of 16-12 to make the front office make bleats about “we are still in this!” before being completely crushed by another losing streak.
eponymous_coward - May 26, 2008
KENJI!!!!
Alaska - May 26, 2008
settle
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Brian Roberts gets that.
HARRYP09 - May 26, 2008
Exclamation marks are banned after the 7th inning.
Wilder. - May 26, 2008
Why do the mariners always torture us like this?
Alaska - May 26, 2008
Seattle Mariners, torturing you since 1977.
eponymous_coward - May 26, 2008
Yuni K's, Ichiro grounds out, game over
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
Been reading mlb.com?
Aaron Campeau - May 26, 2008
Part 1 of the prophecy comes true
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
Shorter swing stupid
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Holy shit, a strike right in the middle on Joe's Tracer.
Teej - May 26, 2008
It's pretty nasty Rick.
JI - May 26, 2008
Yuni sucks.
Aaron Campeau - May 26, 2008
Your mom sucks.
joof - May 26, 2008
You've met her?
Aaron Campeau - May 26, 2008
not true.
Alaska - May 26, 2008
GTE
Aaron Campeau - May 26, 2008
Kind of true
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Hay we'r oosing.
ThundaPC - May 26, 2008
Thanks Vitor
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
You dumbass Yuni
Happybelly - May 26, 2008
I'm going to semi-inflate an innertube and send it to Yuni's house
kentroyals5 - May 26, 2008
At least he tried
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Cory Lidle tried not to hit a large building in his plane.
kentroyals5 - May 26, 2008
Ichiro pop-up time.
ThundaPC - May 26, 2008
wr9iong
eponymous_coward - May 26, 2008
Fu9ick yeah.
qrsouther - May 26, 2008
fail
JI - May 26, 2008
Nuh uh!
qrsouther - May 26, 2008
yeah, wr9iong
ASUBoyd - May 26, 2008
painfully wr9iong
esoteric - May 26, 2008
false hope
JI - May 26, 2008
Hey look.
I come back and there’s false hope all over the place.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
False hope
mmmmm my favorite.
qrsouther - May 26, 2008
Moar false hope
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
Not even good enough for false hope
Happybelly - May 26, 2008
ICHI ROLL
Alaska - May 26, 2008
More false hope
eponymous_coward - May 26, 2008
More false hope!
BrianL - May 26, 2008
This is so funny...just lose damnit
kentroyals5 - May 26, 2008
I like the term "defensive indifference"
it makes us seem so pathetic.
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Yeah, running home makes a shit ton of sense there.
JI - May 26, 2008
Settle
Hope is still false, don’t be fooled.
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
MORE false hope
JESUS.
qrsouther - May 26, 2008
Are we back to losing close games again?
ThundaPC - May 26, 2008
Thats what i get for going to Dairy Queen
PhilKenSebben - May 26, 2008
Going to Dairy Quenn is always the correct choice.
I miss it so much.
Teej - May 26, 2008
Also, Dairy Queen.
Teej - May 26, 2008
haha typo
u r gay now
JI - May 26, 2008
It was only a matter of time.
Teej - May 26, 2008
Peanut Buster Parfait?
Wilder. - May 26, 2008
Chicken strip basket
with fries, country gravy and Texas toast.
Teej - May 26, 2008
Best chicken strips in the world, not even joking.
And the gravy seals the deal.
Wilder. - May 26, 2008
Not even close on the strips.
But the gravy is good.
Goose - May 26, 2008
Around here (San Diego),
they only have the small inside-the-mall versions, so they only serve Cool Treats. No Hot Eats, except for like hot dogs or some shit. The closest real Dairy Queen is around an hour’s drive away. I love Dairy Queen, but not that much.
Teej - May 26, 2008
There we go
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
That's more like it, Mariners
Gomez - May 26, 2008
That wild pitch didn't help us at all
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Neato.
Goose - May 26, 2008
So wait
Papelbon gets a save there…?
qrsouther - May 26, 2008
no
JI - May 26, 2008
No
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
My explanation was adequate.
JI - May 26, 2008
Rizzs told me so...
Damn that sounds stupid when I write it out…
qrsouther - May 26, 2008
7 in a row!
SAS HERE WE COME!
BrianL - May 26, 2008
Aaaaand that's a wrap.
Good job with the false hope, guys.
eponymous_coward - May 26, 2008
One game closer to Strasburg.
JI - May 26, 2008
And the natural order of things is restored
esoteric - May 26, 2008
Well night guys
Gotta do some hw.
qrsouther - May 26, 2008
ttyl bb
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
lol
Teej - May 26, 2008
Night OI
I love you. Dearly.
qrsouther - May 26, 2008
L8RG8R
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
We have 18 wins and 34 losses
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
2004 M's: 19-33 after 52 games
But remember, the GM and the field manager? Not to blame.
eponymous_coward - May 26, 2008
Cool to see that we've learned so much over the five years
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
The Mariner front office right now is a study in cognitive dissonance.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_dissonance
“In simple terms, it can be the filtering of information that conflicts with what one already believes, in an effort to ignore that information and reinforce one’s beliefs. In detailed terms, it is the perception of incompatibility between two cognitions, where “cognition” is defined as any element of knowledge, including attitude, emotion, belief, or behavior. The theory of cognitive dissonance states that contradicting cognitions serve as a driving force that compels the mind to acquire or invent new thoughts or beliefs, or to modify existing beliefs, so as to reduce the amount of dissonance (conflict) between cognitions. Experiments have attempted to quantify this hypothetical drive. Some of these have examined how beliefs often change to match behavior when beliefs and behavior are in conflict.”
So, naturally, the players suck, but the GM who built the roster? Doesn’t suck.
eponymous_coward - May 26, 2008
That's funny
that you think the Mariners are capable of learning things.
Gomez - May 26, 2008
We have 18 wins?
How the hell??
Wilder. - May 26, 2008
That's bad?
JI - May 26, 2008
We're closer to drafting Strasburg.
eponymous_coward - May 26, 2008
The Strasburg contains potassium sorbate.
Jordan of Boise - May 26, 2008
wr9iong
eponymous_coward - May 26, 2008
That's good.
JI - May 26, 2008
Strasburg will probably get Boras as his agent and go over his draft slot, so he'll be a Yankee.
eponymous_coward - May 26, 2008
You can go over #1?
JI - May 26, 2008
No, this refers to what the Commissioner tells teams they should pay for draft choices.
So Strasburg would actually NOT get drafted #1, and the M’s would make up some excuse ala Lincecum.
eponymous_coward - May 26, 2008
It'd be stupid if it weren't true.
JI - May 26, 2008
PS: that's bad.
eponymous_coward - May 26, 2008
Then the Padres would draft him
Graham MacAree - May 27, 2008
Since a 12-14 start the M's are 6-20
Gomez - May 26, 2008
Thats bad.
Susheel Ramasahayam - May 26, 2008
We got to 13-14 IIRC
so 5-20
seattlebruin - May 26, 2008
You give up 2 runs and get a save.... that's nice.
Alaska - May 26, 2008
Not a save
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Nope he just gets his ERA fugged up a bit
Small victories
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
Get a surname Brad
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Ricky Bobby.
qrsouther - May 26, 2008
Red Sox had a 7 game road losing streak?
Another satisfied customer.
ThundaPC - May 26, 2008
Good observation.
JI - May 26, 2008
First game I've completely sat through in a while. Fun.
Goose - May 26, 2008
Only ~4 more months of this!
Fortunately there will be ~5 more months of
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
No Yankees woooooo!
JI - May 26, 2008
16 games under .500
First time since 2004!
Susheel Ramasahayam - May 26, 2008
Well played.
Goose - May 26, 2008
Basically this team has AIDS worse than late-era Freddy Mercury
The show must go on!
Jordan of Boise - May 26, 2008
an aids joke
how funny
ASUBoyd - May 26, 2008
Would you prefer a cancer joke?
Goose - May 26, 2008
yeah, id really prefer that. thanks for the offer
ASUBoyd - May 26, 2008
Hey my friend died of jokes
Don’t you joke about jokes
Jordan of Boise - May 26, 2008
I thought it was worth a chuckle.
JI - May 26, 2008
you thought wrong
ASUBoyd - May 26, 2008
Hey if we can joke about lupus but not about AIDS, what does that say about us?
That we hate leopards?
Jordan of Boise - May 26, 2008
Leprecy jokes are gold.
qrsouther - May 26, 2008
haha, that was solid
ASUBoyd - May 26, 2008
I'm in charge but hey thanks for trying
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Oh jeez did my comment threaten you? MY BAD!!!!!! ...
ASUBoyd - May 26, 2008
Flipping the admins shit is always a good idea.
JI - May 26, 2008
I'm bored with you
See ya
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
This is wonderful news.
Teej - May 26, 2008
Two banning in one day.
Way to go Jeff!
Goose - May 26, 2008
Who was the other?
JI - May 26, 2008
That dude all over Ellsbury's balls
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
Some knob saying Ellsbury is better than Ichiro.
Teej - May 26, 2008
The Red Sox douche.
Goose - May 26, 2008
Ellsbury guy
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
I must have been videotaping my monitor.
JI - May 26, 2008
Oh that's too bad I was saving this for ASUBoyd
Jordan of Boise - May 26, 2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3FZOL3oZxo
Jordan of Boise - May 26, 2008
Oh man I love that movie.
Aaron Campeau - May 26, 2008
Partial credit for this one goes to Graham
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
It seems a little sad that he wasn't here for the death blow.
JI - May 26, 2008
He can at least still read us talking shit about him.
Teej - May 26, 2008
Do you ban by IP?
Teej - May 26, 2008
That was kinda sudden
Was there a history that I totally missed?
Gomez - May 26, 2008
Don't ask questions...just fall in line Gomez!!
kentroyals5 - May 26, 2008
It's offical
HGH=Steroids.
JI - May 26, 2008
Yeah
He was like wayyyy overly defensive and got in fights with a bunch of people
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
He deleted a lot of his own stupidity.
JI - May 26, 2008
I see. That would explain it.
Gomez - May 26, 2008
He had a bad attitude and didn't know much of anything
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Geez
You dont see me, a part Native American, getting pissy about Native American jokes on here.
Good on you Funkmaster J.
Slica - May 26, 2008
Well that's probably because you're on a 56k and can't keep up
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Well damn.
That just made my nipples flaccid.
But the fact that you remembered that tells me you have been thinking of me…now stop it.
Slica - May 26, 2008
I remember that because I can't imagine the horror of trying to follow this website on a 56k
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
I can't imagine the horror of trying to surf the modern internet on a 56k modem.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
Seriously, its worth it.
I mean when I refresh there is always another 10 or so new comments by the time its done reloading, but im a patient guy. I have had high speed before where I used to work, but its not big deal.
This site is worth it. But I cant go to IGN, and MLB/NFL websites anymore without it taking a LONG time. And of course, I cant watch any videos. I think the only time I get frustrated is when I wanna watch something on Youtube and have to wait for it load…every 8 seconds, 2 seconds of the video loads. Its a pain.
Slica - May 26, 2008
This cannot possibly end well for you.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
Thanks for coming.
ThundaPC - May 26, 2008
Hmmm I thought the only reason he was around this long
was that they couldn’t ban the mods of other sites. I guess I was wrong
seattlebruin - May 26, 2008
Where was he modding?
JI - May 26, 2008
I'm not just sure it was worth a chuckle,
I am HIV Positive.
JI - May 26, 2008
&cartman;
qrsouther - May 26, 2008
Fuck off Jordan.
qrsouther - May 26, 2008
Today needed more House.
JI - May 26, 2008
http://www12.alluc.org/alluc/tv-shows.html?action=getviewcategory&category_uid=606
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
I've seen those.
JI - May 26, 2008
I saw a "Property of Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital" shirt.
I think I’m going to buy one.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
I forgot they wrote Spraky the Gay Dog out of the show.
JI - May 26, 2008
i don't think jesus went through this much torture before dying
being an M’s fan is fun
the whole Rays thing some of you guys got going on is like getting fake tits
it’s hurts at first, but i definitely get more stares
??
see you tomorrow
Tony S - May 26, 2008
Hay, ees ees Beel avasi
See you tomorrow!
Paytheline - May 26, 2008
Bavasi speaks English
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
it's latin america night on saturday at safeco
i might go to get a Marinero hat to be signed by future HOF’er Vitor artinez
Tony S - May 26, 2008
You know
I’m just gonna watch the Ichiro catch over and over again until I fall asleep.
joof - May 26, 2008
Hey, look!
Bartolo Colon: good pickup. Too bad no Mariners-related sabremetric blogs didn’t suggest picking him up for cheap instead of Carlos Silva.
eponymous_coward - May 26, 2008
Well, to be fair
He was throwing like 80-82 in winter ball and he didn’t even have a flu bug to blame like Raffy did. Allegedly his arm was shredded. Looks more like the Bosox just got lucky that he was able to rebound so well.
Gomez - May 26, 2008
I love the randy guitar frottage that FSN is playing over McLaren's upteenth crybaby press conference.
Jordan of Boise - May 26, 2008
This game sucks so much there's only one thing to do: listen to vintage Springsteen concerts and read all night long.
Georgetown University 12/6/73 here we come. “Walking The Dog,” baby…
esoteric - May 26, 2008
im listening to my own shoutcast stream.
PhilKenSebben - May 26, 2008
oooh nice
JI - May 26, 2008
I collect his shows from the '72-'74 era like a maniac. I have tons, and they make great study music.
esoteric - May 26, 2008
I can't believe how much HQ stuff exists.
JI - May 26, 2008
Yeah, and it's all leaking out over the past few years. High quality soundboards, radio broadcasts, even a pro-recorded 16 track from NYE 1975.
esoteric - May 26, 2008
Any rec for a show that from a 100% from an FM source or better?
JI - May 26, 2008
Hmm, not quite sure what you mean by this question, but I will recommend you find:
- the newly-leaked (6 mo. ago) 16-track sampler of the 12/31/75 show. Incredible and professionally done, for a live album that never materialized.
- 4/24/73 The Main Point: incredible sound, incredible early/rare setlist.
- 1/6/74 Joe’s Place: same as above. Perfect sound, great show, great setlist.
esoteric - May 26, 2008
Oh, and for the record...
12/31/75 – 16- track
4/24/73 – pre-FM SBD
1/6/74 – SBD
esoteric - May 26, 2008
excellent, thanks
JI - May 26, 2008
If you're still reading this, one more great recommendation:
1/29/74 – Muther’s Music Emporium, Nashville TN. (excellent SBD)
An all-time classic show, Springsteen playing to a mostly-empty room but putting on the show of his life. Includes near-definitive performances of “Blinded By The Light” and “Kitty’s Back,” plus the first-ever performance of “Incident On 57th Street.” A humdinger of a doozy of a concert it is.
esoteric - May 26, 2008
that sounds good too
JI - May 26, 2008
i could have been reading up on CSS
my site isn’t going to finish itsself
PhilKenSebben - May 26, 2008
I bought HGH this weekend.
Will I be banned from LL because of some unknown substance abuse policy?
Wilder. - May 26, 2008
LL endorses performance enhancing drugs.
Goose - May 26, 2008
If you don't use, you lose
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
10 recs to the first person to buy me a typo resistant keyboard.
JI - May 26, 2008
I'll call NASA
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
I'm not kidding, this thing does some funky shit.
JI - May 26, 2008
Throwing your keyboard under the bus huh?
Classy.
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
It's the new black
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
JI - May 26, 2008
finally found it
please don’t ban me
PhilKenSebben - May 26, 2008
hahahah
Wilder. - May 26, 2008
Well played
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
OMG
That was hysterical…thanks for that I’ve spent the last hour or so letting the Mariners get me down and that brought me right back up.
Omerta - May 26, 2008
Hey now,
it’s not like Jose Vidro would be an all star if he got to use an aluminum bat…
JI - May 26, 2008
i shit you guys not...
Texas is considering allowing Hamilton to use and Aluminum bat for Batting practice as a publicty stunt for slumping attendance to see how far it would go…
Im worried it might kill a fan or BP pitcher….
laxtonto - May 27, 2008
Doesn't Richie do that every once in a while, too?
seattlebruin - May 27, 2008
are you sure Riche wont just K anyways?
laxtonto - May 27, 2008
I think he does... and it's batting practice, too
I remember he hit one off the back wall of the second deck at Safeco once though. I think it was sometime in ‘06
seattlebruin - May 27, 2008
WOW....
I wonder if Hamilton could hit one on top of the upper deck inTexas with aluminium bat.
laxtonto - May 27, 2008
Brains are hard to find for sale on the cheap.
kentroyals5 - May 26, 2008
Have you considered dictation?
BrianL - May 26, 2008
How do you explain players like Shane Monahan?
kentroyals5 - May 26, 2008
If you use, you still might lose
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
So any reccomendations on HGH?
I bought some of this stuff:
www.ghr1000.com
Wilder. - May 26, 2008
I know this one!
JI - May 26, 2008
You're safe.
I’m on PEDs and Jeff hasn’t DFA’d me.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
What do you use?
I am not looking to build a whole lot of muscle mass, just to stay healthy. In other words, steroids was too much for me to consider and some of the other hardcore substances.
Wilder. - May 26, 2008
Jesus Christ I was kidding man.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
Oh, well okay then.
Wilder. - May 26, 2008
Scrubs is a really awful show
That is all.
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
I've been afraid to say this for a long time.
I agree.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
The first few seasons were terrific but it fell off pretty hard
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Ahh.
I didn’t notice it’s existence until a year ago.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
The musical episode that's on right now is garbage.
I’m normally a fan.
ColeFitz - May 26, 2008
Agreed.
Wilder. - May 26, 2008
It wasn't at first
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Here's the speeded-up clip with Red at the end
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Red at the end can be exploited in future gifs, like Raul being Raul
PhilKenSebben - May 26, 2008
Red at the end? Someone's got a picture of that, I think
Jordan of Boise - May 26, 2008
what i meant was
we can splice to that in future gifs.
PhilKenSebben - May 26, 2008
I don't think anyone wants to see the ass rash picture in any gifs
Jordan of Boise - May 26, 2008
you brought that up.
not me
PhilKenSebben - May 26, 2008
Ass rash.jpg doesn't bring anything up for me
I like girls
Jordan of Boise - May 26, 2008
Here's Red isolated
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
No Shannon is cheering too.
BrettJMiller - May 26, 2008
The camera zoomed right in at Red too.
Sweet.
Fin - May 27, 2008
Ah I didn't know her name
It’s awesome, panned right in on the two of them.
OlSalty - May 27, 2008
This thread with over 900 posts and a bunch of gifs, loaded in less than 20 seconds
Firefox 3 RC1 is awesome.
Goose - May 26, 2008
I'm loving FF3 RC1 more and more each day.
Although the acronym makes me think that Square-Enix has released some sequel to Final Fantasy 3, the greatest FF ever.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
You know if they did, it would be some awful fanservice garbage
Where all the characters are traveling folk musicians and have babies together in pairs determined by market researchers
Jordan of Boise - May 26, 2008
Speaking of which, I just beat FFVII Crisis Core last night, and it's actually a pretty good game.
Not the abomination like the rest of the FFVII complication is.
Goose - May 26, 2008
Huh, that's surprising actually.
I was over at Kotaku yesterday and saw that Square-Enix is getting their asses handed to them by other companies coughAtluscough
Maybe this will get them to release new games.
Or a third Chrono Trigger game. That would do nicely.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
My only complaint was that it was kinda short. I beat it in 25 hours.
Goose - May 26, 2008
Usually only takes me about three minutes
Was someone knocking on the door?
Jordan of Boise - May 26, 2008
Still beats FFX-2
BrianL - May 26, 2008
I'm still trying to get over the abortion that was FFX-2
BrianL - May 26, 2008
Hey my dad was aborted
You can’t make jokes about abortions
Jordan of Boise - May 26, 2008
HEY FOLKS
Tattoo rum and Chai concentrate don’t mix
But I feel like I deserve it
Jordan of Boise - May 26, 2008
JJ Pootz
http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?mid=200805232755375
Jordan of Boise - May 26, 2008
In Nevada
we natives HATE it when people pronounce the name Ne-VAUHHH-da. It’s a surefire sign that you’re one of those loser SoCal imports.
It’s Ne-VAA-da. Pronounce the middle syllable like baa
Gomez - May 26, 2008
I do.
Graham MacAree - May 27, 2008
I miss you Sylar
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
He's never coming back :(
OlSalty - May 26, 2008
Say his name three times and post a gif from ytmnd and he will appear
Jordan of Boise - May 26, 2008
It'd been so long since we won
that’s that gif is going to get some screentime next W, even if the game is a 4-2 yawner.
JI - May 26, 2008
we lost, fuck you Red Sox Nation
I didn’t watch the game but I’m sure they were there and I’m sure they were annoying as fuck.
MFAN - May 26, 2008
Post game show
They’re declaring 2008 over and thinking we should blow it up and start over, taking umbrage with free swinging hitters who don’t work counts and get on base, and generally thinking that there’s a lot of changes that need to happen. Hasselman is convinced that Vidro’s option will not vest, period. Even Shannon Drayer was hostile.
Progress?
The Typical Idiot Fan - May 26, 2008
A little bit, yes.
BrianL - May 26, 2008
Drayer was impressive
Proclaiming that aside from guys like Ichiro, Beltre, Felix, and the other “franchise” players (Bedard, Johjima) the rest of the team should be considered for replacement. She was saying that the middle infield guys shouldn’t be considered unexpendable just because they’re under contract, nor the starting pitchers. She was convinced Vidro would be back, but the other two sounded very sure that Vidro’s option wouldn’t vest.
Tom Glasgow said that Raul would probably be DHing in 2009 if he came back, so he was speculating that the M’s need to find replacements in LF, RF (maybe), DH, 1B, and Catcher. Hasselman agreed with him.
Not sure what to think about this except that Drayer’s a sexy bitch when she’s rosterbating.
The Typical Idiot Fan - May 26, 2008
Mmmm, female rosterbation
joof - May 27, 2008
At this point, I don't even think the talking heads can maintain the charade anymore
Gomez - May 26, 2008
Didn't Rizzs even get ornery sometime last week?
discovolante - May 26, 2008
Who says they aren't still doing their jobs?
I refuse to believe that all three of them just decided to talk about 2008 being over and blowing up the team on their own.
This is Bavasi or the FO putting out “feelers” to see the fan reaction to the idea of rebuilding or blowing up this team to start over.
The Typical Idiot Fan - May 26, 2008
Nor those damn slippery people.
qrsouther - May 27, 2008
Yup, wearing the Rays cap tomorrow.
BrettJMiller - May 26, 2008
My t-shirt's in the wash
:(
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
I get the added benefit of being able to rub in that they're the reason Boston is in second in person.
By the way, what Rays shirt do you have? Player/number, or what?
BrettJMiller - May 26, 2008
Generic gray Ray's shirt
couldn’t find anything really sweet for a decent price. I’m not ready to drop $200+ on a Sonnanstine jersey given that I can’t imagine when I’d ever wear it.
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Weddings?
JI - May 26, 2008
Well the good news is if you ever get out to that awesome new stadium
You’ll have a lot of good players to choose from. Kazmir, Shields, Pena, Upton, Longoria, Crawford, Price, and your boy Sonnanstine….man, I’d love to have one player not named Felix as good as those players.
BrettJMiller - May 26, 2008
For a player/number shirt, of course.
BrettJMiller - May 26, 2008
If only I had another reason to be in Florida
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Too soon to retire?
JI - May 26, 2008
Yeah the whole Florida sucks issue stands
But man that stadium looks gorgeous.
BrettJMiller - May 27, 2008
I wore a Cardinal hat to an M's-STL game and some guy talked shit to me.
JI - May 26, 2008
I would do it.
BrettJMiller - May 26, 2008
It was this game.
The next night I ended up in left field, where Cardinal nation had taken over, and I was wearing Mariner gear.
JI - May 26, 2008
The crazy thing, is that is the only time in my life I have ever seen a Mariner fan talk shit to anyone.
(except if they’re giving me dirty looks for making fun of Raul or Ballgame)
JI - May 26, 2008
The parenthesis thing happens to me a lot.
And yeah, M’s fans get cocky when we’re way ahead, but otherwise they just don’t get drunk enough/hate confrontation so much they avoid talking to people and attempt to shush people as nicely as possible (which comes off ruder because you know they’re just afraid to be mean)
BrettJMiller - May 26, 2008
Oh speaking of Raul...
Pedroia’s double. From my vantage point he looked a step or two away from catching it. Reed snags it, right?
Also, Felix’s “walk” to JD Drew looked like a strike to me. Did my eyes deceive me?
BrettJMiller - May 26, 2008
We don't usually pay attention to the games.
JI - May 26, 2008
You know you'll miss it when it's gone
Why? Because we’re all retarded, that’s why.
BrettJMiller - May 26, 2008
In case you haven't noticed
wwe make gifs until something gifable happens.
JI - May 26, 2008
Then some people get overly critical of other people's typing abilities.
JI - May 26, 2008
I don't think any LF catches that double
Jeff Sullivan - May 26, 2008
Hm, my bad then. It looked like Raul got pretty close to it
I figured if Raul almost got it than any real LF would get it. But my angle is weird.
BrettJMiller - May 27, 2008
I thought he was pretty close watching it on tv too
OlSalty - May 27, 2008
Wore mine to work on Saturday.
I won a bet with an A’s fan over who would win a recent series, so I got to rub it in her face and get the can of pop that I earned.
Teej - May 26, 2008
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