Just keep my fail message in the cue ready to go and then I won’t have to use it. It’s just like my superstition about keeping my glove on in the dugout until I’m on deck
this way teams still believe the Mariners are actually still a baseball team, thereby putting in a better effort than normally they would for a team that is such a road-kill.
Glad to see our broadcasters openly peeping.
Matthew - May 27, 2008
That could've been hilarious
marinator - May 27, 2008
Hay, Angels win another game via Walk-Off.
That must suck for Angels fans.
ThundaPC - May 27, 2008
wtf that was creepy
looking into that hotel room like that
FrayLo - May 27, 2008
Rally Secret!!!
Don’t Tell
Trenchtown - May 27, 2008
Heh, when I first read that I thought it said "Ryan Seacrest"
...
...
...not a Freudian slip!
Frosty Raptor - May 27, 2008
Yay, more Miguel Batista
HARRYP09 - May 27, 2008
wr9iong
eponymous_coward - May 27, 2008
Yet oh so right.
HARRYP09 - May 27, 2008
For years the plight of the Red Sox is widely known
Whereas the Mariners plight is just something everyone can occasionally laugh at.
Hit4TheCycle - May 27, 2008
Fuck you Pedroia
Your not Pete Rose
Trenchtown - May 27, 2008
His not Pete Rose?
Gomez - May 27, 2008
sigh, you're
Trenchtown - May 27, 2008
I see what you did their
Kaorikaze - May 27, 2008
please tell me "their"
was on purpose
Trenchtown - May 27, 2008
It was.
qrsouther - May 27, 2008
Yes
Kaorikaze - May 27, 2008
I would have traded the ball for a game used doo-rag.
JI - May 27, 2008
I read that was poo-rag.
Goose - May 27, 2008
as
Damn you JI.
Goose - May 27, 2008
That would sell on e-bay.
JI - May 27, 2008
Like Manny's friend's grill
Gomez - May 27, 2008
I read douche-bag.
Stupid mind always adding letters to increase peversity.
Omerta - May 27, 2008
Vidro wasn’t even trying to run hard. Pisses me off.
Edgar for Mayor - May 27, 2008
That was Vidro's top speed.
Happybelly - May 27, 2008
So what was Manny offering to give Brett? Nothing?
OlSalty - May 27, 2008
it's a tempting offer.
JI - May 27, 2008
Sounds like just a ball
ningwers - May 27, 2008
tough call
JI - May 27, 2008
You can have homerun ball #499... or the contents of this box
ningwers - May 27, 2008
Does said ball come with a free frogart?
Robert - May 27, 2008
Yes, but the toppings come with an additional charge
ningwers - May 27, 2008
thats bad
Robert - May 27, 2008
That's bad!
JI - May 27, 2008
That's bad.
kentroyals5 - May 27, 2008
apparently just another ball
Pretty shitty offer IMO
Matthew - May 27, 2008
Is the ball signed?
JI - May 27, 2008
no word, but even if
I’d still call that a bad offer.
Matthew - May 27, 2008
My demands would start at doo-rag
and escalate to meeting him
JI - May 27, 2008
Even if it's signed, that's still pretty shitty...
OlSalty - May 27, 2008
They'll just give him an unused baseball in the box.
“Thanks, Manny!”
Teej - May 27, 2008
I've got a game-used Adam Jones Batting Helmet...
PositivePaul - May 27, 2008
Well this game is over
OlSalty - May 27, 2008
Isn't it nice that we can presume that from the beginning?
I pity other baseball fans.
Omerta - May 27, 2008
Don't all games end eventually?
HARRYP09 - May 27, 2008
Mercifully, yes
ningwers - May 27, 2008
Morrowtime bitches.
JI - May 27, 2008
time to walk the world
eponymous_coward - May 27, 2008
I reserving judgement.
JI - May 27, 2008
Catch this HR ball Brett
kentroyals5 - May 27, 2008
"The incredible Manny Ortiz."
Teej - May 27, 2008
I have an odd confidence in Morrow here
phil333 - May 27, 2008
This post pisses me off, becaue it won't unflag as a new post
joof - May 27, 2008
I have about three of those kind of posts in this thread right now
ningwers - May 27, 2008
That Putz train commercial need to die a slow, painful death.
Happybelly - May 27, 2008
I have an odd confidence in Morrow here
ColeFitz - May 27, 2008
What's that all about
marinator - May 27, 2008
I'm telling you
Hive mind…
ningwers - May 27, 2008
I guess
That was a strange coincidence
marinator - May 27, 2008
"as dangerous a homo sapien", Dave?
eponymous_coward - May 27, 2008
No way would I try to use that word
on live radio.
waldo rojas - May 27, 2008
Yep, they showed him catching it in that clip.
Goose - May 27, 2008
first pitch offspeed
Morrow > Felix.
Matthew - May 27, 2008
Yay, bendy thing.
HARRYP09 - May 27, 2008
98 mph ftw
FrayLo - May 27, 2008
pardon me
99mph ftw
FrayLo - May 27, 2008
fuck you red sox fans
fuck you mariners fans, start cheering louder
FrayLo - May 27, 2008
CHARGE THE EFFING MOUND.
qrsouther - May 27, 2008
GAS HIM MORROW
ColeFitz - May 27, 2008
FUCK EVERY BOSTON FAN THAT IS AT THE GAME TONIGHT
ColeFitz - May 27, 2008
hahahaha
All I can here in the audience is “LETS GO MARI-SOX”
Edgar for Mayor - May 27, 2008
That team would be much improved over our current mess
ningwers - May 27, 2008
Remember Strasburg!
Frosty Raptor - May 27, 2008
WE approaching 30%.
JI - May 27, 2008
WOW
Go Brandon
Matthew - May 27, 2008
Morrow is so awesome
I am loving this
marinator - May 27, 2008
K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OlSalty - May 27, 2008
GASSED
AtomicGarden - May 27, 2008
WOOOOO
FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS
JI - May 27, 2008
99!
Goose - May 27, 2008
RED
phil333 - May 27, 2008
Wow
Morrow!!
Happybelly - May 27, 2008
MORROW WOO
ColeFitz - May 27, 2008
KARMA BITCH
THAT’S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU STIFF BRETT
Gomez - May 27, 2008
Sooo....
Morrow not bad, eh?
ThundaPC - May 27, 2008
Make him a starter!!! ARGHHH
ColeFitz - May 27, 2008
99 MPH
DAMN!
joof - May 27, 2008
HUUUUUGGE K!
waldo rojas - May 27, 2008
Sit down son
phil333 - May 27, 2008
God damn...atta kid
kentroyals5 - May 27, 2008
Ready for the letdown everyone?
Matthew - May 27, 2008
Yep
ColeFitz - May 27, 2008
hunkered down
JI - May 27, 2008
Always
Goose - May 27, 2008
Never completely >:(
ningwers - May 27, 2008
been ready for 25 years
eponymous_coward - May 27, 2008
ATTENTION ATTENTION
LETDOWN POSTPONED UNTIL 9TH INNING
PLEASE NOTE, LETDOWN POSTPONED.
Matthew - May 27, 2008
But I had the bathtub and toaster ready and everything
ningwers - May 27, 2008
Pills and booze FTW
JI - May 27, 2008
Just soak for a while, it will feel nice.
HARRYP09 - May 27, 2008
Admiral Wrists is getting impatient
ningwers - May 27, 2008
Masturbate first to relieve the tension.
HARRYP09 - May 27, 2008
I'm going to let this one stop here.
ningwers - May 27, 2008
Maybe waldo rojas can hook you up with some of his donkey porn.
HARRYP09 - May 27, 2008
No, really.
We’re done.
ningwers - May 27, 2008
auto erotic asphyxiation FTW
JI - May 27, 2008
Okay yeah this has to end.
qrsouther - May 27, 2008
setup for a letdown
ps nice bendy on that first pitch
AtomicGarden - May 27, 2008
Another first pitch split.
Goose - May 27, 2008
I want to use the smoke tonight
waldo rojas - May 27, 2008
haha I'm glad I'm not the only one listening to radio
Gomez - May 27, 2008
allows me to view porn
whilst enjoying the game
waldo rojas - May 27, 2008
I thank you for not sharing any of it with us as you said that
ningwers - May 27, 2008
can't link to donkey porn at work
damn firewall
waldo rojas - May 27, 2008
I think these posts are what Jeff is shooting for.
JI - May 27, 2008
Heh. You said shooting.
Teej - May 27, 2008
ahahahahahahaha sitdownyoulittlelonghairedgirlybitch
HARRYP09 - May 27, 2008
99 heat, 86 breaker....
Wow, he’s getting a second pitch
marinator - May 27, 2008
Mike LOL
PhilKenSebben - May 27, 2008
False hope false hope false hope false hope
We need a .gif that expresses false hope
OlSalty - May 27, 2008
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
ColeFitz - May 27, 2008
SWING AND A MISS!
Goose - May 27, 2008
those mariners fans look reluctant to even clap
FrayLo - May 27, 2008
HOLY SHIT FASTBALL
AtomicGarden - May 27, 2008
Sit down old men
Let him pitch the 9th too
marinator - May 27, 2008
WHAT IS THIS.
qrsouther - May 27, 2008
Holy fuck Morrow?!
OlSalty - May 27, 2008
remember when Putz was like this?
Matthew - May 27, 2008
Morrow for closer!
Goose - May 27, 2008
Screw that
Morrow for starter.
Edgar for Mayor - May 27, 2008
DOWN BITCH
DEMOTE BATISTA AND PUT MORROW IN THE ROTATION NOW PLZ
Gomez - May 27, 2008
Replace "Batista" with "Washburn"
marinator - May 27, 2008
Replace steaming pile of dung with more different steaming pile of dung?
ningwers - May 27, 2008
Washburn is finished
Batista still has something left in his tank
marinator - May 27, 2008
Won't throw 99 in the rotation
eponymous_coward - May 27, 2008
With that breaking stuff and location he won't need to
Gomez - May 27, 2008
He will need to go more than 3 IP
Which he hasn’t done since he was at Cal
eponymous_coward - May 27, 2008
And even then...
It’s not like he was a starter there the whole time, too…
PositivePaul - May 27, 2008
YEE HAW
WE HAVE A NEW BRANDON MORROW ON OUR HANDS GENTLEMEN
JI - May 27, 2008
HEAT!
ThundaPC - May 27, 2008
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
HARRYP09 - May 27, 2008
I think Morrow got JJ's fastball
eponymous_coward - May 27, 2008
WHERE THE FUCK WAS THAT PITCH
ColeFitz - May 27, 2008
apparently if you throw it in the same place twice
the 2nd one’s a strike
FrayLo - May 27, 2008
This is like the Brandon Morrow who struck out the side on like 10 pitches a few weeks ago
stay with us, please
AtomicGarden - May 27, 2008
HOLY FUCK A STRIKE ON THE CORNER
THE RIGHT CORNER TOO
JI - May 27, 2008
WOOO!!!
Matthew - May 27, 2008
Trade Putz Now
PositivePaul - May 27, 2008
Agreed
ColeFitz - May 27, 2008
Screw now...yesterday
kentroyals5 - May 27, 2008
god no
Morrow will never leave the bullpen if they do that.
Matthew - May 27, 2008
Like he's ever leaving the pen regardless if what they do.
Goose - May 27, 2008
HELLS YES SON
JI - May 27, 2008
Yikes!
kentroyals5 - May 27, 2008
well, that was pretty awesome overall
AtomicGarden - May 27, 2008
FUCK YES.
qrsouther - May 27, 2008
Morrow rules!
ThundaPC - May 27, 2008
That looked pretty bad off the bat.
Goose - May 27, 2008
WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Now the loss will hurt even more!
OlSalty - May 27, 2008
Bosox just got Morrowned
Gomez - May 27, 2008
That outing by Morrow made this game worth it for me.
Dirty
joof - May 27, 2008
WOOO!!!!
ColeFitz - May 27, 2008
ahahaha suck it nancy
HARRYP09 - May 27, 2008
Yikes, lucky that pitch wasn't over the wall.
Happybelly - May 27, 2008
RED SOX GAMES IN SAFECO ARE SO AWESOME
Robert - May 27, 2008
Its true..everyone hates the Red Sox but the atmosphere when they come is well worth dealing with the idiots
kentroyals5 - May 27, 2008
New Fucking Plan
Just keep my fail message in the cue ready to go and then I won’t have to use it. It’s just like my superstition about keeping my glove on in the dugout until I’m on deck
Trenchtown - May 27, 2008
queue
Matthew - May 27, 2008
Queue.
ColeFitz - May 27, 2008
Que?
Matthew - May 27, 2008
¿Que?*
OlSalty - May 27, 2008
Mariners lead in tonight's game of Calvinball, 54 to Q
eponymous_coward - May 27, 2008
Q?
Goose - May 27, 2008
What's wrong with you people
marinator - May 27, 2008
Que?
Goose - May 27, 2008
Is this a blog or a star trek convention
Nerds….
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS!!!!
marinator - May 27, 2008
Only a nerd would know who that was.
Goose - May 27, 2008
Burn!
ningwers - May 27, 2008
WRONG
I was force fed Star Trek as a child.
Stardate go fuck yourselves
marinator - May 27, 2008
That's my favorite Stardate of the year
ningwers - May 27, 2008
I could of gone ultra nerd and went like this: Q?
Goose - May 27, 2008
Try again, warning kinda big
Goose - May 27, 2008
AUTORESIZE!
JI - May 27, 2008
so... why not just shrink it down?
width=”300”
Matthew - May 27, 2008
That would require effort.
Goose - May 27, 2008
OlSalty - May 27, 2008
Teej - May 27, 2008
ATTACK OF THE COMPLETELY UNRELATED JPEGS
JI - May 27, 2008
Actually it's very related
ningwers - May 27, 2008
I still can't believe Ogre joined the Tri-Delts.
traitor.
waldo rojas - May 27, 2008
His weak mind was easily swayed by their big words and shiney objects
ningwers - May 27, 2008
Yeah it was too late for me.
JI - May 27, 2008
I was a bit late (trying to resize)
but how is it unrelated?
Teej - May 27, 2008
Q?
HARRYP09 - May 27, 2008
Did you know my name starts with a Q?
Woop woop!
qrsouther - May 27, 2008
I could of gone with this, but it hurts too much.
Goose - May 27, 2008
OlSalty - May 27, 2008
Wrong?
ningwers - May 27, 2008
QUEUE!
planB - May 27, 2008
I had a coworker make this same mistake in an email to me today
Gomez - May 27, 2008
Cui Gives a Shit
Trenchtown - May 27, 2008
Fail
ColeFitz - May 27, 2008
oops pressed post too soon
ColeFitz - May 27, 2008
That was big.
JI - May 27, 2008
Just like that pic.
SMALLER!
ColeFitz - May 27, 2008
not that big
and baseball relevant
JI - May 27, 2008
jokes
ColeFitz - May 27, 2008
You have to make your jokes extra good
on sexonsux and butthol night
JI - May 27, 2008
What?
I heard my name.
qrsouther - May 27, 2008
sexsonsux sux butthol
ColeFitz - May 27, 2008
LOOK AT ME
JI - May 27, 2008
I'll never be able to look at Skeletor the same way again
ningwers - May 27, 2008
JI - May 27, 2008
eponymous_coward - May 27, 2008
loldawgs?
ColeFitz - May 27, 2008
I don't like that I'm coming off as attention-craving tonight.
I honestly don’t mean to. I just didn’t understand how my name was mentioned.
qrsouther - May 27, 2008
I just really liked Jordan's picture
ningwers - May 27, 2008
Okay.
qrsouther - May 27, 2008
Too late for my Gonzales joke?
God has called him ohm.
Paytheline - May 27, 2008
You're a day late.
JI - May 27, 2008
I know
I’m slow.
Paytheline - May 27, 2008
Refer to last night's game thread.
Goose - May 27, 2008
We could have used that in the game thread the other night..had a great run of comments
kentroyals5 - May 27, 2008
I can't believed nobody mentioned ohm.
I’m disappointed in us all.
Goose - May 27, 2008
It was pretty damn fantastic though.
kentroyals5 - May 27, 2008
Historic one
Anyone save it?
qrsouther - May 27, 2008
Yeah, he got lit up for the last time-
... oh wait, we’re done.
Gomez - May 27, 2008
Should we all pitch in and get his family some gift cards?
If they are hungry…Quizno’s…Mmm mmm mmm. Toasty.
kentroyals5 - May 27, 2008
Now see, that's just gonna spark ill will
Gomez - May 27, 2008
It'll die down....just a flash in the pan
kentroyals5 - May 27, 2008
Matthew needs to zap this thread.
HARRYP09 - May 27, 2008
This subthread will soon be a lightning rod of controversy
tootthekazoo - May 27, 2008
He should strike it down quick.
JI - May 27, 2008
I smell burning flesh...I think someone got hit by lightning
kentroyals5 - May 27, 2008
Subtle.
HARRYP09 - May 27, 2008
It was going in that direction..I didn't want it to turn into Griffey's career.
Then it gets sad
kentroyals5 - May 27, 2008
So I'm not paying attention to the game.
Has the letdown happened yet?
BrianL - May 27, 2008
Nope, give it time
ColeFitz - May 27, 2008
Putz warming up
So we may be almost there
Gomez - May 27, 2008
Stay tuned
A letdown is always mere seconds away
marinator - May 27, 2008
Putz warming up
Is it bad if my reaction is :( ?
Gomez - May 27, 2008
Mine was too. I was like uhhhh leave Morrow in.
ColeFitz - May 27, 2008
Yes
eponymous_coward - May 27, 2008
I said "uh oh" to a friend on AIM.
I gotta keep the GTE here I think.
qrsouther - May 27, 2008
things like this are why you're coming across as attention-seeking.
Matthew - May 27, 2008
uh oh is GTE?
JI - May 27, 2008
It is when referring to seeing JJ in the pen.
qrsouther - May 27, 2008
Dammit.
I’m sorry. I was just contributing to the subthread, that’s all.
qrsouther - May 27, 2008
King Not as Awesome
as he was 3 weeks ago
Trenchtown - May 27, 2008
For once I want the Mariners to win
This post is haunting me!
Sylar - May 27, 2008
Harvester of MORROW!!!
[/Metallica]
Hit4TheCycle - May 27, 2008
hahahaha YES!
Edgar for Mayor - May 27, 2008
Joh looked bad on that pitch, hope Morrow stays in.
ColeFitz - May 27, 2008
?dasdf
Omerta - May 27, 2008
I'd like to stuff the singing aflac duck into a woodchipper.
JI - May 27, 2008
That'd be a waste.
Go with the oven :)
ningwers - May 27, 2008
boring
JI - May 27, 2008
But delicious
ningwers - May 27, 2008
Is eating an intelligent animal
worse than plain ol’ murder?
JI - May 27, 2008
no and no
Matthew - May 27, 2008
It's certainly more degrading
ningwers - May 27, 2008
You are starting to win me over.
JI - May 27, 2008
Tony S - May 27, 2008
Interesting.
Omerta - May 27, 2008
Putz in.
ThundaPC - May 27, 2008
Game over.
HARRYP09 - May 27, 2008
Well, shit.
At least Mac is using his stopper in the right situation.
eponymous_coward - May 27, 2008
PS: Fuck the Red Sox.
eponymous_coward - May 27, 2008
Has JJ gained weight?
qrsouther - May 27, 2008
He's gained suck
and he’s hurt
marinator - May 27, 2008
Niehaus says JJ is getting over the flu
Maybe that’s why he’s looked so bad lately.
Gomez - May 27, 2008
go home red sox
clap clap
clap clap clap
FrayLo - May 27, 2008
We couldn't have let Morrow stay in?
We are fucked if it goes to extras.
JI - May 27, 2008
Have Washburn throw.
HARRYP09 - May 27, 2008
I have a jpeg just for that situation.
JI - May 27, 2008
Washburn in. Bullpen mismanaged.
kentroyals5 - May 27, 2008
I agree
Arent they trying to stretch out Morrow anyway?
marinator - May 27, 2008
I should say
it could be worse, he could hpld JJ out for the save
JI - May 27, 2008
Arthur Rhodes available!
Matthew - May 27, 2008
Way to kill the buzz.
Paytheline - May 27, 2008
He's my vote for new closer once JJ is traded.
JI - May 27, 2008
You figure JJ for Worst Player in Baseball straight up, or will they include Clement?
This is Bavasi, after all.
eponymous_coward - May 27, 2008
They have Francisco Cordero already.
HARRYP09 - May 27, 2008
JI - May 27, 2008
Heh..... :(
OlSalty - May 27, 2008
This team has problem's if we have to pitch around Varitek
OlSalty - May 27, 2008
Ye's, it doe's.
eponymous_coward - May 27, 2008
problems*
OlSalty - May 27, 2008
Varite'k
tootthekazoo - May 27, 2008
Timlin
Chances of winning rising
marinator - May 27, 2008
I haven't seen him this year
but last year he was competant.
JI - May 27, 2008
darn
JI - May 27, 2008
Way to go, Wlad. :(
eponymous_coward - May 27, 2008
Sucks
But that he even had a shot at that play is impressive.
Gomez - May 27, 2008
Jesus Putz
You can’t pitch there with a 94. If you still had the 99 then OK
marinator - May 27, 2008
Niehaus says no info on Dice-K until after the game
He believes this is an ominous sign.
Gomez - May 27, 2008
Scary throw o.O
JJ still not himself
OlSalty - May 27, 2008
holy shit
that could’ve been bad
FrayLo - May 27, 2008
good job Kenji
Trenchtown - May 27, 2008
Looking better, JJ
I can buy the flu alibi.
Gomez - May 27, 2008
Dude I wanna see
I walk off homer for goodness sakes
Edgar for Mayor - May 27, 2008
No! You must stay strong
For Strasburg
Frosty Raptor - May 27, 2008
Walkoff homers are too stressful according to certain Angel fans
We don’t want that!
marinator - May 27, 2008
I heard walkoff hits suck when your team makes them
joof - May 27, 2008
If we win..it'll be on an infield hit...a sacrifice...then a groundout moves him to third.
Then with an 0-2 count there is a wild pitch and we score.
kentroyals5 - May 27, 2008
Here we go!!! HERE WE GO!
kentroyals5 - May 27, 2008
this is getting creepy
ermac - May 27, 2008
So close!
kentroyals5 - May 27, 2008
I'd rather see a walk-off squeeze.
HARRYP09 - May 27, 2008
Wait
You mean baseball games have a bottom of a ninth inning if they involve the Mariners? Isn’t that against the rules?
eponymous_coward - May 27, 2008
OMG OMG HOMETEAM TIE GAME BOTTOM NINE
WIN POSSIBLE
JI - May 27, 2008
WIN? THAT'S UNPOSSIBLE!
eponymous_coward - May 27, 2008
You're way too optimistic
ningwers - May 27, 2008
I SAID POSSIBLE
JI - May 27, 2008
False hope is false
OlSalty - May 27, 2008
I swear, if they win...
LL will be THE place to be.
Sylar - May 27, 2008
Why is ballot stuffing for the All Star Game a good thing?
Paytheline - May 27, 2008
pads the number
about how many fans actually care about baseball.
IE: 10
Sylar - May 27, 2008
Good point on USSM
Why didn’t they leave in Morrow to work up his arm strength like they said they were gonna
Edgar for Mayor - May 27, 2008
because they're idiots
marinator - May 27, 2008
I don't know why we even ask anymore
ningwers - May 27, 2008
'Cuz they said they were just "thinkin' about" doing that
OlSalty - May 27, 2008
I beat them to it.
JI - May 27, 2008
If anyone is going to go yard here, it'll be Wlad
OlSalty - May 27, 2008
If by yard you mean single, then yes
eponymous_coward - May 27, 2008
Who else could go yard with Wlad batting?
HARRYP09 - May 27, 2008
WOO WLAD
eponymous_coward - May 27, 2008
hahaha
JI - May 27, 2008
Defense!
Happybelly - May 27, 2008
Oh God why is Cairo still in the game?
BrianL - May 27, 2008
fuck fuck fuck
JI - May 27, 2008
Did that help the WE, or hurt it?
eponymous_coward - May 27, 2008
my guess would be hurt
JI - May 27, 2008
confirmed
but Cairo sucks so…
JI - May 27, 2008
Willie Ballgame is gonna win this game somehow.
Goose - May 27, 2008
Wooo productive outs.
Happybelly - May 27, 2008
Somehow I don't disagree with bunting Cairo
OlSalty - May 27, 2008
Reed to PH
Strange, Mac actually uses a PH.
eponymous_coward - May 27, 2008
And uses him wrong. Betancourt > Reed.
HARRYP09 - May 27, 2008
Sort Of
Betancourt swings at too many bad pitches. Reed has better strike zone discipline
Edgar for Mayor - May 27, 2008
Looks like Yuni was pissed
Happybelly - May 27, 2008
Betancourt looks
pissed lol
Edgar for Mayor - May 27, 2008
real team player
Tony S - May 27, 2008
Reed walkoff home run would be awesome.
BrianL - May 27, 2008
Please deliver Reed
Gomez - May 27, 2008
So, yeah, that's about the only good time to bunt in this situation.
Now remember how to hit, Reed!
PositivePaul - May 27, 2008
Pretend you are in California Reed!
Goose - May 27, 2008
A hit here would be a win-win-win situation.
JI - May 27, 2008
I would love you forever if you won this for us Reed
OlSalty - May 27, 2008
IBB
JI - May 27, 2008
of course
eponymous_coward - May 27, 2008
Some managers wouldn't do it.
Pittsburgh’s manager IBBed a guy with 1 out and Pujols in the hole in the bottom of the ninth in a tie game.
JI - May 27, 2008
Sigh
OlSalty - May 27, 2008
Extra innings here we come.
BrianL - May 27, 2008
Here comes the wild pitch
Wait for it…..
OlSalty - May 27, 2008
GET PISSED ABOUT THIS LOPEZ
PRETEND YOU GIVE A SHIT.
Gomez - May 27, 2008
Long flyout at the wall.
Goose - May 27, 2008
Produce Ichiro
Sylar - May 27, 2008
COME ON LOPEY!
This is the first time I’ve cared about a game in weeks.
okdan - May 27, 2008
i really wanna gif
Sylar - May 27, 2008
take care of that in the bathroom man
Matthew - May 27, 2008
BRB HAVE TO TINKLE
JI - May 27, 2008
You can't hide from Jesus, Matthew
ningwers - May 27, 2008
bunt for a hit you fat fuck
JI - May 27, 2008
pussy hit for the win
would be great
Tony S - May 27, 2008
How about, hit it to Manny and he Raul's it.
lyleleander - May 27, 2008
even better
Tony S - May 27, 2008
Strikeout Lopey!
Are you all forgetting what’s at stake here? This win is meaningless! There’s so much to be gained by losing.
Frosty Raptor - May 27, 2008
Oh fucking A damnit I can't not watch this.
Omerta - May 27, 2008
My god those two kids look like douchebags
ningwers - May 27, 2008
Turbo ondeck eating ondeck circle
eponymous_coward - May 27, 2008
tastes like legos
JI - May 27, 2008
Wild pitch time!!!
kentroyals5 - May 27, 2008
LOAFIE!!!!!!
WHAT IS THIS WIN?
Matthew - May 27, 2008
No, Lopez
A sac fly will NOT do here!
Katal LM - May 27, 2008
MARINERS WIN PENNANT
eponymous_coward - May 27, 2008
ICHIROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Gomez - May 27, 2008
er Lopez
YOU GET THE POINT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Gomez - May 27, 2008
LOAFIE LOAFIE LOAFIE!
BrianL - May 27, 2008
HOT DAMN!
Goose - May 27, 2008
We did it
marinator - May 27, 2008
LOOAAAAFFFIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!
PositivePaul - May 27, 2008
YEAH YEAH YEAH
JI - May 27, 2008
Whooooo!
ThundaPC - May 27, 2008
FUCK YOU RED SOX
FrayLo - May 27, 2008
JOSE LOPEZ IS STIL FUCKING AWESOME!
joof - May 27, 2008
LOAFIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OlSalty - May 27, 2008
LOPEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happybelly - May 27, 2008
yaaay
we did it!
we did it together!
yaaaaay!
Katal LM - May 27, 2008
FUCKK EYAHAHEKJHASDJKHK SJH SKLJH SDKLJ!!!!!
okdan - May 27, 2008
WHOOOOOOPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
tootthekazoo - May 27, 2008
Hey Everybody
M’s Win M’s Win
Trenchtown - May 27, 2008
Rally Goat is late :(
HARRYP09 - May 27, 2008
^^ that is awesome
Tony S - May 27, 2008
WOOOO!
phil333 - May 27, 2008
WHERE THE FUCK IS OUR FIDDLE CAT?!
OlSalty - May 27, 2008
Why am I not surprised Timlin takes the loss?
Man, we kill him!
PositivePaul - May 27, 2008
Oh God it's finally over...
glad it came at th expense of the Bo-Sox.
Omerta - May 27, 2008
THE MARINERS ARE GOING TO PLAY FOR THE AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES
MY OH MY IT JUST CONTINUES
JI - May 27, 2008
IT WILL BE SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE
FrayLo - May 27, 2008
I have this on my IPOD
Edgar for Mayor - May 27, 2008
LOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!
Teej - May 27, 2008
OMG WOW YOU WON
Mariners Win!
Sylar - May 27, 2008
YES YES AND YES
Brian Floyd - May 27, 2008
YES
OlSalty - May 27, 2008
I TOLD U EPIX
Sylar - May 27, 2008
Zephrane Cochrane for the win!
Goose - May 27, 2008
Love it!
ningwers - May 27, 2008
Absolutely amazing
Im impressed
Brian Floyd - May 27, 2008
I approve
OlSalty - May 27, 2008
You had an entire battery of 'em ready. Awesome.
esoteric - May 27, 2008
I had that post ready since the fourth
Sylar - May 27, 2008
So you had that ready to go?
Goose - May 27, 2008
Yes
Thats why I was pissed when the failiners gave up 3.
Sylar - May 27, 2008
These gifs work really well over the victory music in Safeco :)
ningwers - May 27, 2008
I approve of all these gifs
marinator - May 27, 2008
Hahaha that last one is so fucked up
I love it
dbroncos31 - May 27, 2008
SYLAR YOU'RE UP.
HIT US WITH THE FIDDLE CAT.
esoteric - May 27, 2008
A WIN
Edgar for Mayor - May 27, 2008
FUCK YES!
ningwers - May 27, 2008
FOR EASY REFERENCE!
JI - May 27, 2008
We have shamed Strasburg
And continued the FO’s stay of execution. This is not good.
Frosty Raptor - May 27, 2008
We're still in sole possession of last place
Wins like these make losing more tolerable
marinator - May 27, 2008
But it's for the greater good
this way teams still believe the Mariners are actually still a baseball team, thereby putting
in a better effort than normally they would for a team that is such a road-kill.
Thereby ensuring… Strasburg.
lyleleander - May 27, 2008
"We play....uh..uhhhhhh....."
Goose - May 27, 2008
this is Vitor artinez
Tony S - May 27, 2008
hahahah
Edgar for Mayor - May 27, 2008
"30,000 begin to celebrate"
More like 3,000 begin to celebrate and 27,000 start in with obnoxious Patriots chants
waldo rojas - May 27, 2008
EIGH-TEEN AND ONE!!
Matthew - May 27, 2008
JI - May 27, 2008
mmmmmmm......Fletchers.........
waldo rojas - May 27, 2008
More people needed to mob Edgar.
BrianL - May 27, 2008
They do, not on gif.
JI - May 27, 2008
Edgar had a mob
but it needed to be a bigger mob.
BrianL - May 27, 2008
The population of the Greater Seattle area would have been appropriate in that case
ningwers - May 27, 2008
Damn
The only thing I see in that picture is how much of a cancer ARod is. He totally hates his teammates and isn’t celebrating with them.
joof - May 27, 2008
He was the on deck hitter.
JI - May 27, 2008
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WE WIN LOAFIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA CUE UP SYLAR
(But Strasburg)
dbroncos31 - May 27, 2008
LATE
Brian Floyd - May 27, 2008
Yeah I fell asleep
but woke up in time for the end and then had to come here
dbroncos31 - May 27, 2008
M-V-P M-V-P M-V-P M-V-P M-V-P M-V-P
M-V-P M-V-P M-V-P M-V-P M-V-P M-V-P
seattlebruin - May 27, 2008
The HMS Toaster will have to stay up in dry dock tonight
ningwers - May 27, 2008
Cylons have a British Ship?
Frosty Raptor - May 27, 2008
Admiral Wrists ain't no frakkin skinjob
ningwers - May 27, 2008
victory thread up
here
here
here
Matthew - May 27, 2008
LOPEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trenchtown - May 27, 2008
Felix with the Jersey Pull on Loafie in the post-win fray
Pissed that nobody tried to help him win last night
tootthekazoo - May 27, 2008
Woo!
Jordan of Boise - May 27, 2008
What man is he fucking?
Alaska - May 27, 2008
Erik Bedard
He’ll be on the DL again because of it =(
Jordan of Boise - May 27, 2008
You've got some reading to do, my boy
Please read Sections 2 and 3 of the 2008 Chapter in your LL History Book
ningwers - May 27, 2008
Worst game threads ever.
Graham MacAree - May 28, 2008
The common theme seems to be my absence
Jeff Sullivan - May 28, 2008
I tried.
JI - May 28, 2008
Try harder
Robert - May 28, 2008
You are more to blame than I am.
JI - May 28, 2008
Our surronding cast was suboptimal
Robert - May 28, 2008
I choose to use this excuse.
Not team could win with butthol making every fifth comment.
JI - May 28, 2008
But he got some dessert!
seattlebruin - May 28, 2008
We could trade Liebkartoffel, BrainL+ for Grant from McCovey Chronicles
No team could lose with two Ace bloggers.
Robert - May 28, 2008
The Giants deserve Grant
Jeff Sullivan - May 28, 2008
He's just going to walk once his contract is up.
JI - May 28, 2008
BrianL has already been DFAed
his value is at an all-time low
seattlebruin - May 28, 2008
We still have 10 days to trade him.
JI - May 28, 2008
I was told I was pulled off waivers and placed back on the active roster!
BrianL - May 28, 2008
I think it would have been better if we were allowed to be more mean
OlSalty - May 28, 2008
I'm not sure if the real problem is that we're not allowed to be mean as much as we suck at it
ningwers - May 28, 2008
You're good at being mean to yourself
Graham MacAree - May 28, 2008
Yeah, but that's not nearly as entertaining
ningwers - May 28, 2008
H.M.S Toaster is one of my favorite things to come off this site
Robert - May 28, 2008
I still have the original text message saved in my phone
Jeff Sullivan - May 28, 2008
I don't understand this reference. >:(
JI - May 28, 2008
It was the result of some text messages between Jeff and I
following a Sens playoff loss and worked its way into that night’s game thread.
ningwers - May 28, 2008
God, I need a new fucking phone...
It’s such a pain to delete large numbers of individual messages, so I end up having to delete them all.
ningwers - May 28, 2008
It's called lock, stupid
Jeff Sullivan - May 28, 2008
...
Son of a bitch!
ningwers - May 28, 2008
Now to insult yourself
it’s why we love you.
Jeff Sullivan - May 28, 2008
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