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5/28: Open Game Thread, Part 3

As long as they beat the Red Sox I don't care if the Mariners lose every other game for the rest of the year.

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Works for me.
Sean Casey has an intimidating stance for a pile of crap
You mean Vidro?
Vitor Artinez

agrees with you.

Too much capitalization
This is one of his many achilles heels.
No Sims

Tampa Bay is certainly not going away.

What he say?
Sims was amazed that Tampa Bay won again.

“Doesn’t look like they’re going away anytime soon.”

Sims has West Coast Bias.
Even BBTN doesn't think we're going away

and they’re borderline retarded

borderline?
The host anchors bring the rest of them up
HAHAHA

Hilariously bad swing

Much more awesome
I'm much too ambitious as a cook.

I just made a soup that could serve 12 people.

THis happens every time I make soup.
Holy shit what a fast game just tuned in
What's the pitch count?
Over 100

Gameday took a dump.

No wonder the internet stinks
I know.

I don’t read my computer anymore.

I sense a home urn coming.
Home Urn?
So what was it that causes you to typo so badly?

Do I need to get tested?

Klutzyness, apathy
In which are the ashes of the 2008 season
Throw more stuff in strike zone please?
I like when Coco Crisp gets upset because you know he's a slapper
Damn them and their deep bench.
When did he become a switch hitter?
A guy in the bar bought him a few drinks and slipped him a date rape drug
Speaking of Date Rape

RALLY FRIES GIRL!!

I'd call a former Seahawks tight end if you need advice.
So is A-Rod.
Who is Michelle

and I want rally fries

she dropped a fry
Like Raul with flys.
There was an asian joke in there somewhere,

but you missed it.

I get married in 60 days....

Fuck whose got a van? Besides Miguel Cairo

Take the walk

God damn

LET'S GO BELTRE!
So when is the drunk thread happening?
I tried last night.
We couldn't tell
Dickey, quick!

Get away from Washburn….

If you squint Dickey looks a little like the Pedo Bear...
he was borrowing washburn's binoculars

what washburn uses them for is for you to figure out

Rally Fry Girl.
LOL did Putz just tell Dickey to move out of his seat?
hahah I thought the same thing
I just realized if we win today we'll be on a winning streak.
shhhhhhhhhh

don’t jinx it!

Jinxing it is what won yesterday's game.
i would post it again but I'm not the least bit confident in us winning

Plus I dont want to make it a habit

ahhhhhhh

There is a method to your madness

The Padres beat us to it
WE ARE SO LATE
Whohooo!

A strikeout baserunner.

Boy it's been a while since I've seen a dropped third strike allow a baserunner.
Somewhere, Doug Mirabelli still sits by that phone.
I bet he can afford a cell phone.
People still have house phones?
People with families.
Probably trying to figure out why the Sox thought Kevin Cash was better
LET'S GO WLAD
the Bedard games

Are when i really hate it that i cant watch the games

Morrow time.
Here comes Morrow.

Watch him come crashing back to Earth.

this part of the game is like watching scooby doo

same old story ending

the opposing team takes off the mask (which is in the proverbial form of a Mariners lead) and wins the game

hay is is vitor artinez.
WILL FIDDLE CAT RETURN?!

Tonight at 11.

Let us hope, let us all hope...
Let me get this straight.

We go 8 innings with a knuckler, and we don’t draw any walks?

I hate this team.

rays fan here—c’mon mariners!

Thank you for your team not sucking.

Seriously, you have no idea how much it means to us.

I'm back, and I'm BADDER THAN EVER WITH FIREFOX 3 RC1, BITCHES.

Hey, this really is a hell of a lot faster. Thank you for the recommendation.

Apparently MLB.TV automatically renews your monthly subscription

I don’t remember reading that anywhere. I had to e-mail them to get my subscription canceled.

"keep watchin"
Why would you want to do something stupid like that?

I couldn’t live without MLB.tv.

The Mariners
You got lucky.

They don’t always respond to the emails.

Yeah probably
Buncha sub threads disappear or is that just me?
I hid one
The PG-13 rated one?
By the way, it seems like we failed to point this out, but Bedard kicked ass tonight.
He's throwing like Sonnanstine

In that he has a good game every month then shits it up again.

If you don't want him

we will take him

Can we haz Ichiro?
I think it's fair to say that Bedard has a longer track record of success than Andy

And Bedard really only shit the bed in a major way his last time out. Before that he was good to adequate.

Hey look a walk.
Fun while it lasted.

you think you guys will sign bonds?

Unfortunately, no.
If you mean the Rays

than no. We need Lofton more.

You know with that evil White Snike hanging around.

I’d rather win 85 without Bonds than 95 with him.

I can't say I agree with you.

i meant the mariners. i’m a rays fan

I wish.

Also,

(I do this because I care)

Cairo is good at that
Nice Cairo.

Richie can’t do that.

Why is Fukudome leading All-Star voting?

He hasn’t been that good.

yeah, he has a shitty OBP.
Because the baseball fans of Japan are racist!!!

If you white, you ain’t right!!

OBP is a great stat, but it is quite hypocritical to single-out one stat.

Fukudome is average in every other category. I suspect his defense is above-average, however.

OBP is worth way more than any other category.
also hypocritical? WTF?
At first I thought this was a reference to my reluctance

to but into it being worth 3x SLG%

His slugging percetage is a paltry .421

Sexson’s is .413

Like Ichiro?
Getting on base and not making outs is important
Cubs fans are wankers
Miguel Cairo in.... bunt over
Cairo's signature play
Cairo's special ability comes in handy.
YOU ARE SO GOOD AT THAT
Why would you ever bunt with Cairo playing 1B?
It's his one skill
signature Cairo
HAHAH

YOUR BUNT-FU IS WEAK TO CAIRO

ALL YOUR BUNT ARE BELONG TO CAIRO!
better than LaHair
NEW STARTING FIRSTBASEMAN
I like the fire

he brings to the team

99 MPH

KEEP IN BULLPEN KTHX

100 MPH

STILL STAY IN BULLPEN

Morrow does not look as good today as he did yesterday.
Maybe he needs some days of rest between each appearance...
He is settling down
at least

he isn’t throwing ALL gas… it’s nice to see a 84 bender instead to start the ab to Pedroia

Am I posting epic gif fest tonight?

If you manage to win?

if they win, do it anyway
It probably should be more subdued.

Actually, wait, that would mean you gain a half-game on the Sox, right? Go to town, son.

and you guys would be on a winning streak

everyone has a reason!

Absolutely?
No question about it.
Swinging strike on not a fastball?

Morrow improvement is nice.

When did Morrow get a breaking ball?
Why did they take Bedard out?
so why is Richie on the bench again?

Not saying much but he’s better then Cairo

you just got morrowned

too easy?

SWING AND A MISS!

TRIPLE DIGITS!

Well that settles it.

Morrow is never going to leave the bullpen.

WOO YOU'LL NEVER START AGAIN!
PERMA 8th INNING GUY
WOOT!

Triple digits.

oh my
At least we have our new closer of the future
How much faster is the Safeco gun again?
Legit 100mph pitch?

Gameday took a dump again… way behind

CAIRO FOR 1B

Morrow kicked ass last night, too.
HOLY SHIT BRANDON MORROW
ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!

ITS BRANDON MORROW!!

D PED roid? Ya!

Showing the Grit to Money ratio in amazing effect tonight.

SUPERMORROW
Can we get an animated .gif on that?
You wouldn't be able to see anything, it moved so fast.
...they just always want something more
But mommy told me I can have whatever I want!!!!

And should feel any sense of guilt for asking!

Morrow 2008=JJ 2006
I mean in excitement level.
Morrow -> starter please
Morrow won't be doing that in the rotation

But yeah.

When I read the thing on Baker's blog

My first thought was that the team is looking to trade JJ.

Morrow's arm strength is growing... muahahaha
hay is is Vitor artinez.
noooo more
Very close

just eliminate the period.

And you can’t do it because you’re not watching MLB.tv

Hello, It is Victor Martinez.
this is*
yeah, and "Hi" also

whatever

damn that's not even right
He capitalizes after a comma?
If its a letter format, and there is a paragraph break in the statement, then yes

Hah!

The best part about the 99mph/100mph fastball to K Pedroia

that location was sexy.

You're right. 100 mph on the outside. Pedroia just got Morrpwned.
Pedroia could not have done ANYTHING with that

100mph on the outside corner..probably off the plate. I was very impressed with that.

Yeah and you don't stop

Cause it’s 187 on the undercover cop

Thing is, after that Morrow performance, do I really want to see JJ in the 9th?

I’m afraid the answer is no.

So why don't they pinch hit for Burke in this situation?
Only Gritty Ballgame

is on the bench

Where's Joh?

You know, our starting catcher?

Excuse me

You mean, “Starting minority catcher.”

2008 MARINERS – SEGREGATED BATTERIES

Manny is just as bad

as Ibanez in LF

Manny being Manny being Raul
loaf more Manny
Wait...

Wake is still in?

92 pitches.
Wow, I can't read ESPN Gamecast.

Damn

USE GAMEDAY
Knuckleballers can go forever. Let's hope he gets the CG loss

what is lookout landing?

We don't take kindly to those who don't use subject lines.
A miserable pile of fail.
Mariners Apologist Blog
Part of Safeco.

Nice views of downtown and the Puget Sound.

(Assuming you’re being genuine and this is not a joke I am not privy to.)

"Manny got a bad read on it"

O RLY?

Ichiro had better be going.

Always run on the knuckler.

especially since Kevin Cash sucks
But he's money!
Don't reuse other people's fake jokes
Nonono

Only his name is money, his game is crap-tastic

I want Morrow next inning. I worry about Putz

I don’t want to see Manny hitting #500.

I would want Brett to catch it though.
Varitek is so incredibly lost.
ICHIRO!!!

pass ball please now tek.

k, thx.

Glad Cairo's batting still
I keep hitting Z waiting for Wakefield to pitch.
Holy crap, please don't smile again Cairo.
Putz in, game over?
aaah fuck it

Damn, it Putz is gonna pitch
PUTZ IN

Game…over?? I shouldn’t be nervous.

Oh no, Mike LOL is due up.
One AB will be on ESPN

the ump with the rare

half safe/OUT call

Putz in, Sylar on hold.
This should be deliciously nerve-wracking
im suing LL

for Fiddly Cat infringement

It's a cello.
String bass, to be exact
Upright bass, I mean
with a bow?
No, it's a cello.
Putz in...

I’m nervous

Hey this is Derek Jeter.

Hey, this is the worst player in baseball.

did the pitch before the groundout

hit the umpire stopping it from going to the backstop? thats what it kinda looked like out here in north carolina…

Oh hey good it's only Ortiz/Manny/Lowell
come on Putz, i want to see fiddle cat
youre getting the whole shebang
Griffey is on demand
Hold on to your butts.
excellent
This is either going to be really awesome, or really really horrible.
I'm really not confident
C'mon JJ

I want to be 1.5 games up

JJ, please don't fail.
I wish I could share my nerves of steel with y'all.
Citizens of baseball?

Huh?

Splitter DOWN!

KEEP IT DOWN!

come on M's!

Bethany Mariner's Expressions # (4)

jailbait
no she is legal
Looks confused.
she's wondering

why half her jersey said “iners” instead of “lins”

0-2

come on….

Split...split...
FUCK U CAMERA MAN
fuck you cameraperson
Oh good lord.
FUCK YOU CAMERA MAN
what happen?
the cameraman is an assbag
Cameraman set us up the bomb

Looked like JJ had chance to survive make his save

Jesus Christ...
UP YOURS FSN CAMERAS!!!

that scared the shit out of me!

I just

poo’hd a little on that one

DO NOT SCARE US LIKE THIS JJ
That would've been scary had I not seen Wlad camp under it.
I saw Wlad not moving which I knew was either good or really bad.
OH JESUS WTF ARE YOU DOING FOOL
Bedard has a shotgun ready if JJ blows this.
Evil Cameraman Strikes Again
Get new camera men.

Fuck

Bedard has a shotgun ready if JJ blows this.
Small Papi goes down
That was scary
Watch this ground out LIVE on ESPN.
HEY WE ARE ON ESPN 2!
Bad news

Its the NESN feed

Shut the fuck up RSN
Two to go. Two to go. Two to go.
Calling HR #500 here
That's the sort of pessmism I'm known for.
I don't want him to do it though

It’s just my last chance to “call it”

He's throwing 96

That’s an improvement.

SIT THE FUCK DOWN RSN ASSBAG
squeezed

come on now – give him the black

That pitch looked fine to me.
Well outside
I should umpire the opposing team's innings.
Red Sox fan yelling, Mariner fan sitting there doing nothing.
It's not polite to stand and block other people's view.
too busy wondering

if traffic will be bad on the way home

crap

AND SHUT THE FUCK UP RED SOX NATION

why

is red sox nation over there on the other end of the country anyways

Haha, Niehaus just called him "Manny Ortiz"

Shades of John Kerry 2004.

OMG NO POLITICS
I'm not judging or anything.
He always does that.
He did that last night too
Okay

I can live with that outcome.

Crap crap crap
Haha

No 500 for u.

Lowell doesn't scare me.

/crossing fingers anyway.

ESPN: "intentional, non-intentional"
I hope JJ

silences our HOME crowd

really glad Reed isn't playing LF or anything...
You don't substitute for you 3 hitter.
Really glad Reed isn't playing RF or anything
You don't substitute.
Really glad Reed wasn't starting in LF today

instead of Vidro.

You don't bench lifetime .300 hitters for rookies.
Reed has like 2 years in the Majors.

He’s not a Rookie.

But we make them bunt.
And he's lost the zone.
Strikes? Strikes please?
LOCATE PLEASE
93, no location...
It's only Mike LOL
Mike Lowell is 85 years old. Please get him out
Nooooooooooo
God, he really has lost the zone.

GET RR-S.

it's okay everyone

the scoreboard is now telling our fans to make noise

STRIKE HIS ASS OUT!
Niehaus said the "dangerous" Sean Casey
He's packin' mad heat.
One more. ONE MORE
"dangerous Sean Casey" - Niehaus

really?

Also, PUT REED IN YOU MAYOR OF JACKASSERY

What part of "we're happy with our outfield defense" don't you understand?
the happy part.
Charleton Jimmerson wishes he still had a big league job.
that one didnt quite have the distance mike
Casey scares me, he shouldn't, but he does
It's his powerful charisma. 18/00 for sure.
His batting gloves give him a +5 modifier.
Okay, 2 down

THROW STRIKES

let's go fiddly cat

clap clap clapclapclap

needs more not Putz
THROW STRIKES ASSCLOWN!
I could go for some

Rally Dino right about now

Rally Dino only for offense
PWND

I was merely mirroring the 20k in attendance in Safeco

Do you work for FSN?
Come on can we get one more out?

I want these RSN douchebags to shut up.

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
JJ's not finishing his motion...
I want Strasburg! CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
For fuck's sake, JJ THROW STRIKES
Scoreboard off,

fans sit down.

Curtis Granderson looks funny when he is running.
STOP SUCKING
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
JJ must really

feel tired tonight.

Know who didn't?

Brandon Morrow

Okay this is retarded
FUCKING DAMNIT! THROW STRIKES YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS PRICK! FUCK!@
Oh JJ

Please, please, throw strikes.

HOORAY, BALLS!

Oh wait.

Dickey up and throwing

Wow.

FUCK

NEEDS MORE MORROW

DICKEY TIME!?!?!
DAMMIT JJ

THROW SOME FUCKING STRIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

khan

too early
Sorry Stephen Kahn is still rehabbing
R.A. Dickey warming up?

This is new.

JJ Putz: 13 pitches, 4 strikes, 9 balls
This is not going to end well.
It will for someone.
look at you now
For the love of God!

Bethany Mariner's Expressions # (20)

Is this your daughter or something? what the crap?
no she is a model I work with.

I thought these would be fun

I think they're great.
thanks!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/marksobba/sets/72157605096830431/

Holy christ on a cracker.
uh,... thanks...?
It was indeed a compliment.

LL has gotten really pervy lately, but this I approve of.

Then again, I got a thing for red heads, so yeah.

It's artistic, though.

Unlike that thing down yonder.

thanks! that's what I was going for... or trying to avoid
Nice

Endless possibilities there.

it will really rock

when I can get my other two models to also do this exercise.

requesting Sarah please
Stephanie too
I plan on doing the M's jersey with both Sarah and Staphanie

But working with models can be a tricky thing. We all do the photography as a hobby to it takes time to work our schedules out.

But thanks for the requests

From the look of the photos

I think Noreen would do the best at the whole spectrum. Sarah seems too serious. Unless you were not planning on doing the wacky/funny-happy sort of photo.

Sorry, got the names mixed up.

Sarah should do fine, I think Stephanie looks too serious for wacky stuff, though.

Also, this is one of the coolest photos ever.

Stephanie 4-26-08 # (19)

thank you. that was done by request of one my friends
These pictures are awesome.
Notice that Jesus is wearing a Mariners sash.

Nice touch.

Indeed.

That’s cool

I don't think I understand the "expression" involved on 17 or 19.
17 is "I love Ichiro!" and 19 is just a funny idea we cam up with
OK

17 now makes sense, and 19 is a little less disturbing.

SPLIT! THROW IT NOW!
Ball.
STFU

Get some glasses.

JJ, if you can't get a guy named after breakfast cereal out...
HEY!

a strike.

most exciting

M's WIN!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YEAH! SUCK IT BITCHES!
HAHAHAHA GO AWAY RED SOX NATION!

YOU LOST A SERIES TO THE WORST TEAM IN BASEBALL!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
YES GAME OVER WE WIN THE SERIES

BITE IT CHOWDERHEADS

MARINERS WIN THE PENNANT!
Winning streak!
bonus

that was a quick game

CELLO CAT TIME MOTHERFUCKERS
PUTZ WOOOOOOOO!!!
AND HE THREW THE SPLITTER TOO!
Undeserving

Mariners Win!

Take your 1 game lead and love it, bitch.
Yes! It's back!
the last one is the second best.
It is so wrong it's right in a circle eighteen times.
Whats the firf bef?
first best?

cello cat of course.

It's a tie between cello cat and Zephrane Cochrane.
I have been saving that one for years
at least we're 1.5 games up!
I wanna know where that wrestling scene is from.
I think it's a Japanese wrestler

I can’t decipher who.

The fans seem German
I believe they're on the starship enterprise
What is with the girl with no arms in the caption of the old man dancing coming down the stairs?
rec'd for Jonny Drama
GO HOME RSN
They will.

Back to their houses in the outskirts of Seattle.

As they cross the 520 bridge to their condos in Kirkland.
WIN!!!!

SUCK IT RSN

nice. thanks seattle.

I know

aint it great?

Mariners score only 1 run and win?

SYSTEM FAILURE!

is 2005 JJ back?
He's channeling 2005-2006 Guardado
Mantank just gave Burke half the credit for the shutout.
IT'S ALL BURKE'S FAULT!
This feeling is always the greatest
Thanks for the aweome M's, because holy shit the DBacks are sucking it up lately.
You know who hasn't been sucking it up lately?
the Giants?
I like that they're hitting waaaaaay over thie heads

and still have a sub .400 win%

Not Joe Saunders?

Suck regression hokie.

The one day he gets strikeouts too
Couldn't get Bedard, I see
Damn, that WAS the first shutout.

Guess you don’t notice that shit when you’re wallowing in self pity, praying for a simple WIN

HEY RED SOX NATION!

YES I KNOW THE SIZE IS TOO BIG!

I propose a ban on anime at LL.
I'll sign your petition
Needs more yes
Is this from Welcome to the NHK?
Yessir it is.
Dear God...

I have issues.

Why's that?

NHK is a decent show. Socially terrifying, but a decent show.

I was able to recognize it that easily.
Teams we've been able to beat this year

Red Sox
Rays

hmm.. this is odd

a winning streak… dont know if im ok with this

Two games does not count as a streak.
K

Ill see you guys in another month lol

Eddie finger?
Wow

thats up there with Fresh Prince of 9/11

Prince lost his voice.

And looks more like a girl than ever.

McLaren's Post Game Conf

Can…he…even complete…a sentence?

Shatner approved!

I don't think it's a Q&A

I think he sits down and just rambles until he decides he’s done, and then he walks away.

Can you imagine the amount of squinting that goes on during a round

of Squinty playing golf? Jesus CHRIST!

Why do i keep replying to the wrong threads?

fuck.

I hope he doesn't hunt.
Mac in the post game:

“Have an off day tomorrow….whack it around a little bit.”

McLaren just said "Tomorrow's a nice day off.Play some golf. Whack it around a little bit."
ok

incoming dance party

Woo






i may have missed a couple

damn photobucket resize
Jean Claude Van Damm is such a dork.

Which makes him absolutely hilarious.

I love mondegreens

Another good one by Buffalax Saint Sea Hat!< /a >

I like the Bush GIF.

I plan to use it in the near future.

No you don't
Not even if it has no political reference what so ever?

I just like seeing him dancing.

Non-political turns into political lightning fast

I’m not going to let that ball start rolling.

Alright, sorry about that.
No worries, you didn't do anything
JI/ROBERT in 08
This is like putting a campaign sign on my own front lawn
Can you imagine the difference in quality?
I can imagine the difference in .gif quality
I'm not sure what were running for

but it has something to do with superpowers.

Our powers are not as super as one might think

although mods are able to view and post in hidden subthreads.

So in other words:

X-Ray vision

If this is true, I am really creeped out.
I think that is the Bush impersonator, unfortunately.
It's really Bush

It was a video that was in the news like a year ago when he visited Africa.

Yup, it's real, but it was in Washington.

Malaria Awareness Day at the Rose Garden last April.

Apparently malaria is afraid of atrocious dancing.

High Desert is one out from getting shut out
Oh nm they scored

but they lost.

I can hardly remember what a slow game thread without images looked like
It looked like Wyoming.
dear. god.

sounds awful.

I was thinking the same thing.

Refreshing the page the page every five seconds must have been annoying. How did we live in those days?

hey guyzs what u]p
THREAD NOT CLOSED
HAY GUYZ WHATS GOIN ON IN THIS THREAD
?

hahahaha
rec'd to piss off BrianL
I cannot decide who makes this .gif more

The fox with the glowstick?
The person in yellow shirt and shorts who’s just walking away?
The person is shorts back left trying to dance by just kicking alternating feet?
The thing with a tail slightly closer on the left doing some sort of wave point?
The person behind the fox who tries to do a Michael spin?

I think there's better material from that video to work with too.
My anime cannot be banned

If we’re going to allow this bullshit. >=(

Wrong
Furries are an abomination of God!

Anime is just an abomination of man! It’s the lesser of two evils!

But dancing furries are a gift from the heavens
Not only that, it's like a three part video too
I think the funniest part might be at the very end

Where they have a slow dance

Damn it

Now I have to go back and watch part three

#3


http://i29.tinypic.com/6jd4lc.gif

These are great.

I made one for the slow dance at the end to

But I’m gonna wait to show that one until someone says “That’s the gayest thing I’ve ever seen”

And them I’m gonna be like “O rly?”

I'm enjoying the YMKCS/IN the Navy remix
hahaha

yeah it’s a typo, so what

YIFF IN HELL YOU MONSTER!
Lmao

Rec’d for hilarious inability to spell letters

That'll be a glorious day

everte is frunk on LL its the ojnllu thoing that e]xplains iot

hi

jeff

Wow

the worst I could do was Cunab

BRETTR IXSSS MY FAIL BOAT
We are going to lose so many points in the polls.
I'm voting for you
You are going to have to mop up this mess, Jl.
I'm glad you think of me when you drink :)

That’s so sweet

I thought that word was "better"
I am very glad you thought that.
Tell us about Brett in Canada
Yes, what was it like sleeping with Brett.
He takes up the whole bed >:(
No wonder Jeff broke it off.
POST THE VIDEOS ROBERT
MY x :(

wads jiudt bust nbeing nice to me1``

Jl, you can be our translator.
My ex was just being nice to me?
That makes sense

now you should translate the others

Correct.

His struggles with her are hilarious

ly sad
What else could he have meant?
It is rare that we get to see Robertbaiting.
*pathetic

fixed your post

loleropte

why iss there a a\hower hose

????i therwes the subjet ppozfr
I need to leave this thread but somebody please keep Robert awake and posting
he seems to be doing it himself.
unsustainable
They said I kept going for another 4 hours before I passed out
I NEED SA HOODIE

LL is tnhe besrt, BRETT needs more bit cjjes

Dude you know what you need?

A jaegerbomb.

Isn't spelled with a y?
Those are surprisingly not revolting.
I agree, Robert made me have one in Canada. I approve.
I know

Yager tastes like poop straight.

Really really poopy poop too.
WHAT THE FUCK

is a 1 to nothing win??????????????

I just won the British lottery.
I am going to get millions of dollars wired from the Bank of Nigeria
How did not one person comment on Jeff's "Open Game Threat" pun?
I figured he was making fun of JI.

So I left it at that.

God dammit
Not to put too fine a point on it, Jeff... but check Threat 2 as well
Wow it's like JI has been granted mod powers
A horrific image of things yet to come?
The future is so bright I'm going to need shades
You sure that's not because of the hangover?
When our regime comes to power you will fart sunshine.
I'm not sure how I feel about having a ball of superheated plasma up my ass
I'm not sure how I feel about having subjects that can't grasp the concept of a simple metaphor.
You may want to work on pandering to the electorate
JI hates the simple-minded working class folk

2008: Rejection Election

Boy, did he quickly change his tune in the PR disaster election thread
Flip-flopper
Vote Jeff '08

Nothing’s as stable as an iron fist.

I hate that word more than you hate the Red Sox.

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