This offense could at least act like there is still a game to play
6 runs does seem like an impossible task right now, but there are fans watching this fucking game, and I’ll be damned if I watch the rest of this game and nobody scores another run I will seriously freak out man
and that’s nothing against Charlie ‘cause he’s a great writer, they just don’t get a whole lot of traffic…I think it’d be neat to do a LL invasion there one day, but I understand it’s not something you want to over-do…
Since Robert is talking about girls, here's a question
Is it wrong for a guy one year out of college to go on a date with a girl that’s 2 weeks away from graduating high school? I’m only 22 and she’s 19 though, so not like age difference is that huge.
She just randomly messaged me on that dating website Corco kept posting about when people were trying to get Jeff a date. I figure what the heck, i’ll give it a shot.
I know seriously, I almost feel like any idiot can be a decent GM
Here’s how, Hey team, I’ll save you $100 million dollars compared to the idiot you have now. How? Simple I won’t sign expensive guys who suck. Now, pay me $50 million dollars for this, and you’re still saving $50 milllion more than you were before.
It was a tie game until Micah Owings gave up a three-run home run to WILLIE FUCKING HARRIS. That’s like letting a fusion of Willie Bloomquist and Miguel Cairo beat you at the plate. Go Nats!
can we still give Silva the loss? Or at least take away one of his “quality starts”? If not, can we start tracking “craptacular starts” as an official stat? I bet we’d lead the league.
I’d just hate to see a start of Weaverian proportions like this go to waste. Maybe we could just keep track of how many times a pitcher gave up more than 5 runs in an inning and call it a Weaver? Maybe make stats more sexy cause saberheads in their mom’s basement need love too.
What the chances are a guy like him and a girl like her are (he might’ve said a girl like him and a guy like her). He guesses 1 in a thousand, and she says more like 1 in a million. He looks devestated, and then goes…”so you’re saying there’s a chance”
So he made comments about homosexuals that made him seem like a benighted prat. He’s still well known as one of the gentlemen of the game. While Jeff Weaver and the rest of the Detroit Tigers were sexually harrassing and assaulting stewardesses on their private plane, Todd Jones was the one player who interposed himself between them and her and saved her from further indignity. I give him credit for that.
Plus, I actually sort of enjoy his columns in The Sporting News.
“Todd,” by the way, is one of the gayest names on the planet. Right up there with “Tad” and “Trevor.”
And the world goes 'round.
The Typical Idiot Fan - May 30, 2008
I remember when we were in the running to get Kudora.
ThundaPC - May 30, 2008
Bavasi and McLaren even went to Japan to try to woo him.
Fin - May 30, 2008
Shoulda got him
and Fukudome instead of Willkerson and Silva
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
if only.
Matthew - May 30, 2008
its ok,we got Kenji for 3 more years
if its japanese players you’re hankering for…
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
A healthy Vidro strikes out a a pitch to the ground.
ThundaPC - May 30, 2008
vidro in the 3 hole angers me.
Edgar for Mayor - May 30, 2008
Vidro angers me in any hole
marinator - May 30, 2008
Better than having him in your 2 hole.
Ouch.
esoteric - May 30, 2008
I see what you did there
BrettJMiller - May 30, 2008
Clement's back though
so that’s something.
Rainiers down 6-0, so, uh, yeah.
marc w - May 30, 2008
Hey Marc, you ever read this blog?
Beer and Hot Dogs?
Aaron Campeau - May 30, 2008
yep
but you already knew that
marc w - May 30, 2008
WHATS UP GUYZ THIS IS JI
JI - May 30, 2008
what's going on in this thread?
Matthew - May 30, 2008
Stuff
Edgar for Mayor - May 30, 2008
not funny
Matthew - May 30, 2008
Yes it is
Edgar for Mayor - May 30, 2008
No its not.
JI - May 30, 2008
Having an Edgar for Mayor and an Edgar for Pres is so confusing
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
butthol baiting
chinn - May 30, 2008
not anymore
Matthew - May 30, 2008
butthol cage?
JI - May 30, 2008
How is he gone before Coach?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
Coach contributes.
JI - May 30, 2008
I don't contribu... Oh shit
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
Speaking of which
Isn’t Friday night when we were supposed to unban him under the Jl/Robert campaign? Where is he?
Fin - May 30, 2008
the JI/Robert campaign went down in Three Mile Island flames.
Matthew - May 30, 2008
s'better than Chernobyl I suppose
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
Hopefully we get a song as good as Roulette.
JI - May 30, 2008
he's not gone
but no butthol baiting is taking place in this thread.
Matthew - May 30, 2008
hee
JI - May 30, 2008
I actually don't know if that's what was going on. It was just a guess.
chinn - May 30, 2008
I don't know either, I left the other thread to gather foodstuffs
I came back to find the regulars complaining about shit comments. It’s becoming too frequent.
Matthew - May 30, 2008
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Americans_with_Disabilities_Act_of_1990
Robert - May 30, 2008
hahaha
JI - May 30, 2008
JIM THOME
JI - May 30, 2008
hay is is Jl
Fin - May 30, 2008
game threads need to stop sucking.
stop sucking people.
Matthew - May 30, 2008
Cue picture of blowjob
/not really
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
How do we not suck?
Fin - May 30, 2008
don't be like Silva
Matthew - May 30, 2008
I am not robbing you of your money for the next 3.5 years
so that’s a start.
Fin - May 30, 2008
We don't have a lot of material to work with.
BrianL - May 30, 2008
These games used to lead to some of our best work
Robert - May 30, 2008
Not much has happened outside of the first.
BrianL - May 30, 2008
game thread goodness needn't be correlated to the quality of the game
it’s correlated to the quality of posters.
Matthew - May 30, 2008
Alright I'll be honest.
I’m watching Futurama.
BrianL - May 30, 2008
better source of entertainment
Edgar for Mayor - May 30, 2008
This is what happens when you bat Ross Gload third
Robert - May 30, 2008
Also
Baseball-reference.com is telling me to tell JI to fuck off
Robert - May 30, 2008
I dread the day websites become self aware.
JI - May 30, 2008
Coach is our John Conner
Robert - May 30, 2008
We're boned
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
You know what was the best part of Terminator 2
This:
Robert - May 30, 2008
Really?
From terminator?
Fin - May 30, 2008
Ross Gload once hit .300.
JI - May 30, 2008
The Mariners make the Tigers look good.
Edgar for Mayor - May 30, 2008
we make everyone like WS contenders.
Lunne - May 30, 2008
Not the red sox
thanks god
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
To be fair, the Tigers just needed some extra PFP.
JI - May 30, 2008
From 3-0 to an out.
esoteric - May 30, 2008
I am not looking forward to Ryan Franklin turning into a pumpkin.
JI - May 30, 2008
The more I think about this I am
just under the right circumstances
JI - May 30, 2008
GO MARINERS
vkut79 - May 30, 2008
Chipper Jones is good.
redwolf75 - May 30, 2008
So all of these cool baseball players are telling me to keep watching MLB.TV
I should probably listen.
vkut79 - May 30, 2008
If you are begging for Rally Fries
your life has not turned out the way you would have hoped.
JI - May 30, 2008
I wish I was there
I’d say “Gimme Rallie Fries, I have to watch this crap team every day, I need it. Also, Silva Sucks. And so do you Blowers.”
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
1 Run, 1 Hit, 4 Innings.
And they spent the whole pregame show talking about how Mariners love beating up left-handed pitchers.
ThundaPC - May 30, 2008
Keep trying Johjima, keep trying.
vkut79 - May 30, 2008
HALMAN
raking
Edgar for Mayor - May 30, 2008
Chen would have had that.
vkut79 - May 30, 2008
Lopes sucks
Defense
Edgar for Mayor - May 30, 2008
How dare you
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
How is Lopez's defense rated anyways?
I always thought he was slightly above average, but I can’t tell.
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
LOPEZ YOU FAIL AGAIN
vkut79 - May 30, 2008
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
URUSAI URUSAI URUSAI!
Tsundere chicks make saying that hot.
The Typical Idiot Fan - May 30, 2008
For the record, this doesn't count as an anime post.
BrianL - May 30, 2008
I took Japanese for 2 years I feel I should know what Urusai means
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
BrianL - May 30, 2008
That was it. I just kept remembering my teacher yelling that at the class
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
I take Japanese for life and I wish you Japanophiles would shut up.
IcebreakerX - May 30, 2008
Amen
.
bluemax - May 30, 2008
I'm sorry I'm only in my fourth year of Japanese.
BrianL - May 30, 2008
that was not a good play.
sirbrianwilson - May 30, 2008
hahahahahah
lolololololololol
JI - May 30, 2008
Nice one Cabrera.
BrianL - May 30, 2008
Miggy Cabrera
with a Manny-like play, they’re about the same fatness as well…
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
Hmmm...where was Cabrera going?
ThundaPC - May 30, 2008
Miguel Cabrera better start hitting a lot better.
Because his baserunning and glove do not an 8-year contract make worth.
Matthew - May 30, 2008
Dead meme
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
Maybe he gets better at first?
JI - May 30, 2008
Still better to have him for 8
than Zito for 8. Or Silva for 4, Washbun for 4, and Sexson for 4
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
Does anyone have a solid idea what's up with him?
His LD%, HR/F% and GB% have all gone pretty far in the wrong direction this year.
Aaron Campeau - May 30, 2008
right now I'd say slow start + tougher league.
we’ll see how long this sustains though.
Matthew - May 30, 2008
I'd be bummed if he ends up tanking.
I love watching pure hitters.
Aaron Campeau - May 30, 2008
Boy I picked a great night to hit up the liquor store.
Omerta - May 30, 2008
i second that one. cheers.
sirbrianwilson - May 30, 2008
baserunning blunders
are always funny
Edgar for Mayor - May 30, 2008
Dickey for Starter!
Alaska - May 30, 2008
Dickey for starter, Morrow for Starter
vkut79 - May 30, 2008
kay
I’m out dudes
Edgar for Mayor - May 30, 2008
Who else is surprised to see us being owned by an average lefty?
JI - May 30, 2008
You are?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
well, to be fair to Robertson,
he’s slightly above average.
Matthew - May 30, 2008
poetic license
JI - May 30, 2008
you should have blamed it on a typo
Matthew - May 30, 2008
I'd prefer to be a poet.
JI - May 30, 2008
KING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BrianL - May 30, 2008
FUCK YEAH
JI - May 30, 2008
please don't leave us Beltre.
Matthew - May 30, 2008
This offense could at least act like there is still a game to play
6 runs does seem like an impossible task right now, but there are fans watching this fucking game, and I’ll be damned if I watch the rest of this game and nobody scores another run I will seriously freak out man
marinator - May 30, 2008
Sans Beltre
marinator - May 30, 2008
does that mean you'll leave if the score stays 7-2 the rest of the way?
Matthew - May 30, 2008
Thats how I read it.
Omerta - May 30, 2008
After you
marinator - May 30, 2008
BELTRE FOR EVERYTHING!!@!
Omerta - May 30, 2008
Beltre
krb - May 30, 2008
FUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fin - May 30, 2008
FUNK BLAST NUMBER 2
ThundaPC - May 30, 2008
BELTRE WOOOOT
kentroyals5 - May 30, 2008
Beltre bomb!
Why’s he tryiing? we lost…
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
Who else is surprised to see us being owned?
vkut79 - May 30, 2008
GET ON HIS BALLS SEATTLE
JI - May 30, 2008
Selfish, selfish, rally killing bust.
Aaron Campeau - May 30, 2008
King Awesome!
IcebreakerX - May 30, 2008
Fin - May 30, 2008
JUST FIVE MORE AT BATS FROM BELTRE AND WE WILL BE TIED
JI - May 30, 2008
I <3 Beltre
Edgar for Mayor - May 30, 2008
FUCK YEAH!
chinn - May 30, 2008
BELTRE BELTRE YES!
vkut79 - May 30, 2008
WHY CAN'T WE HAVE 9 BELTRES
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
FUCK YOU BELTRE!!!
STRABURG REMEMBER??!!
Lunne - May 30, 2008
Yeah because we're totally going to win
vkut79 - May 30, 2008
I'm going to slap the next person...
who tries to argue that Beltre is a bust.
Benne - May 30, 2008
Hey look..Jose Lopez is the 'ballgirl' while the M's bat.
kentroyals5 - May 30, 2008
JoLo is everything
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
You did see the ballgirl miss the ball right?
kentroyals5 - May 30, 2008
BALL 4 FUCKER.
kentroyals5 - May 30, 2008
That one almost touched the ground
And kenji still got cntact, lol
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
I'm all for weeding.
We need to have some kind of hidden thread, where only the good regulars can visit, so we can discuss who to get rid of.
Goose - May 30, 2008
if there was an easy way of doing this, believe me, we would.
I’ll look into it.
Matthew - May 30, 2008
secret mass emails
JI - May 30, 2008
Rely on people to not go where they shouldn't
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
You're assuming a large number of "good regulars"
chinn - May 30, 2008
Not assuming, konwing.
JI - May 30, 2008
Knowing*
Am I a good or bad regular. I know I am no coach, but I am not sure where I stand.
Fin - May 30, 2008
you're fine.
Matthew - May 30, 2008
we already have those
but it’s just Graham, Jeff and I. Mostly we talk about all of you.
Matthew - May 30, 2008
You need to post some of those transcripts
Robert - May 30, 2008
you should have seen the one where all three of us were drunk.
Matthew - May 30, 2008
Now you're just teasing us.
Aaron Campeau - May 30, 2008
yes
Matthew - May 30, 2008
I've seen parts of a Drunk Jeff email
Robert - May 30, 2008
How is this not available to the public?
JI - May 30, 2008
Talk about us?
Graham: JI is so dreamy.
Matthew: I’d hit that.
Jeff: Meh, I’d prefer LFoJL personally.
BrianL - May 30, 2008
HAHA
I laughed pretty hard at this one
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
It's probably political discussion, steroid speculation and gay jokes.
Aaron Campeau - May 30, 2008
...
how the hell did you get ahold of those?
Matthew - May 30, 2008
Jeff told us the scret threads are all about abortion.
JI - May 30, 2008
And you trust him?
Didn’t you campaign on a platform of Jeff lies?
Matthew - May 30, 2008
Speaking of which
Where are the girls? Jeff promised girls if he won. So there. Lies.
Fin - May 30, 2008
they'll be at the meeting
unless we use them up beforehand.
Matthew - May 30, 2008
Disposable girls?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
The kind you need to blow air into?
Fin - May 30, 2008
aren't they all?
Matthew - May 30, 2008
JI - May 30, 2008
women are a race now?
whatever. They still don’t matter.
Matthew - May 30, 2008
I wish women werent women so I could punch them in the fucking face
Robert - May 30, 2008
That stops you?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
Its too bad you aren't the last fan of Julio Mateo
Or I would have something really good to work with.
Fin - May 30, 2008
There is no last fan of Julio Mateo
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
You need to not care what other people think and just go with it.
Matthew - May 30, 2008
Old enough to breed
Old enough to bleed
Robert - May 30, 2008
I see what you did there and I approve.
Matthew - May 30, 2008
Same here
sometimes they really deserve it.
Fin - May 30, 2008
I prefer the recyclable type
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
I warned everybody.
Jeff’s trickle down policy is doomed to failure.
JI - May 30, 2008
I really hope that was unintentional.
Aaron Campeau - May 30, 2008
This is no good.
My girlfriend will be in the building.
Aaron Campeau - May 30, 2008
We have some news for you re: your girlfriend
Matthew - May 30, 2008
As long as I get a cut.
And a copy of the video.
Aaron Campeau - May 30, 2008
you get a $5 gift card to Denny's and a betamax copy.
Matthew - May 30, 2008
Make it $10, Sizzler and Laser Disc and it's a deal.
Aaron Campeau - May 30, 2008
I actually own a single laser disc
A Kid in King Arthur’s Court
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
It was a great format.
Just really unwieldy. ~HD quality in the early 90’s, though.
Aaron Campeau - May 30, 2008
My highschool biology teacher
had all his timekilling movies on laserdisc.
JI - May 30, 2008
Laserdiscs were sweet
Its too bad they were outdated.
Fin - May 30, 2008
You know what else was sweet?
Minidisc. I loved that format.
BrianL - May 30, 2008
Minidisc was indeed awesome.
Aaron Campeau - May 30, 2008
It's amazing the public didn't want big and breakable.
JI - May 30, 2008
Still better than VHS.
Of course, so was Betamax.
Aaron Campeau - May 30, 2008
Good movie
the movie where that kid slips on a baseball and plays in the majors is better though. Its just so…. realistic.
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
A Kid in King Arthur's Court is a movie you enjoy when you're younger
And then realize it’s complete shit in 5 years
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
needs more womany drama in it ammirite?
Matthew - May 30, 2008
Coming from you, that's pretty damning.
Aaron Campeau - May 30, 2008
I don't enjoy the movies I watch
I endure them for fun. There’s a difference
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
This is quite an important distinction.
I’m that way with horrendously bad comedies.
Aaron Campeau - May 30, 2008
I hate running, but I enjoy finishing marathons?
Matthew - May 30, 2008
Weird. I'm the exact opposite.
I like running, but hate finishing races.
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
You could try not stopping?
Matthew - May 30, 2008
But then people would think he's mentally handicapped
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
That would be kind of cool...
I could get a story in the Seattle Times. “The mentally challenged boy who couldn’t stop running”
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
try running like Yuni while you do it.
Matthew - May 30, 2008
Vidro waddle for the win
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
Something like that
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
So is Night at the Roxbury
I loved that movie when I was a kid, not so great when I watched it 8 or so years later.
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
I... uh.... don't still like that movie either...
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
Here's a blast from the past.
Remember The Wizard? That movie was godawful.
BrianL - May 30, 2008
I just watched that at work a few months ago.
I had no idea that Jenny Lewis from Rilo Kiley was in that movie.
Aaron Campeau - May 30, 2008
That happened with Silverado
for me…what made it worse was that I plugged the movie to my friends and made them watch it with me…they were not pleased.
Omerta - May 30, 2008
She's in a movie?
Now I gotta rent it, dammit.
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
CALIFORNIA!
Goose - May 30, 2008
::Shudder::
BrianL - May 30, 2008
I'm surprised Brett hasnt started posting Craigs Lists ads as me
Robert - May 30, 2008
way to give him an idea stupid
Matthew - May 30, 2008
He would probably try to steal anybody that wasnt a bot
Robert - May 30, 2008
Well good for him, a CL girl might be his level.
Matthew - May 30, 2008
I want to hear the stories from the other Canada trip
Robert - May 30, 2008
I can't relate them without being insulting
Matthew - May 30, 2008
Make an analogy
Robert - May 30, 2008
Weren't you there?
Fin - May 30, 2008
hehe He can't read, silly
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
Fortunately for Robert Brett's too busy enjoying the action-packed game tonight.
Fin - May 30, 2008
With a girl
I’ll ask how its going
Robert - May 30, 2008
He should impress her with his superior "non-casual" faness.
Fin - May 30, 2008
Not bad considering she's taken....
O:-)
Robert - May 30, 2008
does your emoticon have a gunshot wound to the forehead?
Matthew - May 30, 2008
bald spot
JI - May 30, 2008
Just relaying the text messages
I told him to make a move
Robert - May 30, 2008
...ladies
Matthew - May 30, 2008
This will end
A) Badly
B) All of the above
Robert - May 30, 2008
//DOV
Matthew - May 30, 2008
BABVA
Robert - May 30, 2008
Fin - May 30, 2008
IT WORKED IT WORKED IT WORKED IT WORKED IT WORKED
Robert - May 30, 2008
Is he literally inside her pants right now?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
He's not replying back
I would take this as a good sign
Robert - May 30, 2008
Just shoulder to shoulder...
....right now
Robert - May 30, 2008
SOMEONE CALL AN USHER!
Aaron Campeau - May 30, 2008
I told him to ask about her feelings on adultery
Robert - May 30, 2008
he said he would consider it
Robert - May 30, 2008
nice ha
just subltely bring up Washburn’s affair and bam. Too bad he isn’t pitching tonight though.
Fin - May 30, 2008
I told him to talk about the Sens
Robert - May 30, 2008
Larry Craig?
Fin - May 30, 2008
Oh shit no politics cross that out.
Fin - May 30, 2008
the hockey team
instead he’s talking about clete thomas’ gay name and face
Robert - May 30, 2008
I'm having him go for the hail mary
“You know whats not gay? My cock in your mouth”
Robert - May 30, 2008
didnt work
Robert - May 30, 2008
Didn't think it would
I would go for the subtle approach if he wants to get with her
Fin - May 30, 2008
running out of time
need something drastic
Robert - May 30, 2008
Too bad they've stopped selling beer.
Aaron Campeau - May 30, 2008
That's either an automatic in or the worst idea ever.
Aaron Campeau - May 30, 2008
Dear cameraman-
Please pan to Section 108.
Aaron Campeau - May 30, 2008
She's using him.
Fin - May 30, 2008
I think these lies are metaphorically true.
JI - May 30, 2008
Someone should hack Devin's account for me.
JI - May 30, 2008
Maybe try to contact the guy who hacked Jeff's account
someone probably still has his IP address somewhere.
Fin - May 30, 2008
I can't believe nobody did the obligatory "Jeff Sullivan doesn't care about black people" in that thread
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
You forgot their rampant fantasy discussions
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
You guys shoudl invest in a secret police force
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
I now know what I would settle for instead of Admin powers
Robert - May 30, 2008
A beer and a cupcake with your name on it?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
Only if its the Funfetti kind
Robert - May 30, 2008
No dice
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
Then I want to lead the LL SS
Robert - May 30, 2008
LL SA okay?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
This makes me nervous
now I feel like we’re all in tryouts and we might get cut at sent packing to HalosHeaven.
Omerta - May 30, 2008
I'd retire from blogging if I were traded to HH.
BrianL - May 30, 2008
Probably wouldn't be far behind yah.
Omerta - May 30, 2008
Elway
JI - May 30, 2008
Damn straight.
BrianL - May 30, 2008
I would hope not
They are like the Pirates, or the Mariners for that matter, of the blogosphere.
Fin - May 30, 2008
I could hit 6th for Bucs Dugout
and that’s nothing against Charlie ‘cause he’s a great writer, they just don’t get a whole lot of traffic…I think it’d be neat to do a LL invasion there one day, but I understand it’s not something you want to over-do…
Omerta - May 30, 2008
Well I wasn't comparing Halos Heaven to the site
I was comparing them to the actual team.
Fin - May 30, 2008
I understand
my drunkeness is having a hard time differentiating talk of the quality of blogs and the quality of the teams themselves…
Omerta - May 30, 2008
Elitists
Well fine then i’m going to pay my $20 bucks and eat all your appetizers… lol
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
Kenji can fuck off and catch AIDS.
JI - May 30, 2008
That would clear up the catcher spot for Jeff Clement.
Fin - May 30, 2008
ZOMG NO POLITICS!!!1
Matthew - May 30, 2008
Coach?
JI - May 30, 2008
KENJI POWER POP
Omerta - May 30, 2008
up
Omerta - May 30, 2008
If Kenji took steroids
HE’d have 2 hrs, instead of 2 flyball outs…
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
yay for warning track power.
Fin - May 30, 2008
Wait a minute...
That old lady second from right was my Grade 7 science teacher.
BrianL - May 30, 2008
I would like some rally fries if that's who delivers them.
Fin - May 30, 2008
I think most everyone enjoys her...let's not get off on an inappropriate tangent.
kentroyals5 - May 30, 2008
We need to get something going.
This thread is seriously lagging tonight.
Fin - May 30, 2008
Most everyone "enjoys" her?
Weird phrasing
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
For fuck's sake...
how much are those Rally Fries worth, 2 bucks?
Benne - May 30, 2008
You have obviously never been to Safeco Field
marinator - May 30, 2008
Just because you have to pay 6 bucks for them
doesn’t mean they’re worth 6 bucks. example we paid 48 million for Silva. Real value? a bucket of lard and replacement level pitcher
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
Don't freak out I'm talking the price of ballpark fries here
marinator - May 30, 2008
We're paying...
...a whole helluvalot for Sexson, too. What’s he worth? I’d trade him for a corpse and a six-pack of Coors right now.
Sentinel - May 30, 2008
I understand the 6 pack...
Not getting the corpse part
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
I'd trade Sexson for a half-can of Budweiser.
BrianL - May 30, 2008
closer to 3 I think
Matthew - May 30, 2008
5.50
Robert - May 30, 2008
Only inside the ballpark.
JI - May 30, 2008
Does it come with garlic?
Fin - May 30, 2008
I would gladly pay the 5 bucks for Garlic Fries...
Since they are God’s gift to mankind. Rally Fries can bugger off.
Benne - May 30, 2008
no way.
That’s what the garlic fries cost. No way the reg fries cost that much.
Matthew - May 30, 2008
You get to embarrass yourself on tv and block people's view.
JI - May 30, 2008
At what age does your lame detector stop working?
JI - May 30, 2008
talking about rallycap grandma I assume?
Matthew - May 30, 2008
I was late on the trigger
but there’s 3-4 of them, and the pic shows them wearing the same ugly dress as little girls.
JI - May 30, 2008
60?
ish
Edgar for Mayor - May 30, 2008
Dickey deserves this victory
marinator - May 30, 2008
Just 6 more Beltre Bombs to go...
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
Dickey deserves SIlva's spot in the rotation.
BrianL - May 30, 2008
Dickey deserves Silva's pay
Lunne - May 30, 2008
First non-Beltre hit of the game.
ThundaPC - May 30, 2008
Haha.
Announcers more enamored with Yuni-walks rather than Yuni-doubles.
BrianL - May 30, 2008
Revolt?
JI - May 30, 2008
Ichiro!
BrianL - May 30, 2008
Magglio!
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
Defense!
JI - May 30, 2008
False Hope!!
kentroyals5 - May 30, 2008
Ichi-balls!
chinn - May 30, 2008
Fucking stat padder.
JI - May 30, 2008
Yay productive outs.
BrianL - May 30, 2008
I want some fucking heads to roll dammit
JI - May 30, 2008
I see the positives in losing, for sure,
but damnit day in and day out it gets tiresome…nice to see the other team’s fans go home crying sometimes, yah know?
Omerta - May 30, 2008
Winning is new and fresh every time we do it now
C’mon M’s! Bring back that loving feeling.
Omerta - May 30, 2008
Raul getting on base will but us at 7-6
Hey, this game might be winnable.
ThundaPC - May 30, 2008
*put
ThundaPC - May 30, 2008
Raul Ibanez is the worst player in organized baseball v. a LHP.
JI - May 30, 2008
GRIFFEY!
Matthew - May 30, 2008
*Griffey never had much of a platoon split.
JI - May 30, 2008
until 2002
Matthew - May 30, 2008
wrong
JI - May 30, 2008
wr9iong
Fin - May 30, 2008
"Mariners right back in this one"
HAHAHAHA SOB
chinn - May 30, 2008
Raul has been REALLY bad his last 30 at bats or so....incredibly bad.
kentroyals5 - May 30, 2008
How bad?
BrianL - May 30, 2008
Maybe not incredibly bad..but I wanna see enfuego Ibanez
kentroyals5 - May 30, 2008
ball four maggot
Matthew - May 30, 2008
Good Job for calling it.
Fin - May 30, 2008
Since Robert is talking about girls, here's a question
Is it wrong for a guy one year out of college to go on a date with a girl that’s 2 weeks away from graduating high school? I’m only 22 and she’s 19 though, so not like age difference is that huge.
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
I say yes
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
Let me clarify
People her age might not think very highly of her
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
Also, you don't fit Randall's criteria
go for it
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
he doesn't specify if that's integer or float division
that’s going to be important to me in two weeks.
Matthew - May 30, 2008
Well, shit, you're fucked
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
integer division buys me another six months!
Matthew - May 30, 2008
but rocks.
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
No...but if she's going to college...goodluck with that.
kentroyals5 - May 30, 2008
What's this mean?
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
It means
DANGER DANGER
Robert - May 30, 2008
WAH-UGGGA WAH-UGGGAAA
kentroyals5 - May 30, 2008
maturity level means a lot more than actual age
Matthew - May 30, 2008
/Washburn
Aaron Campeau - May 30, 2008
I agree with this comment.
Fin - May 30, 2008
I had a girl 5 years younger go after me
and her myspace was filled with pictures of ponies
Robert - May 30, 2008
WFB posing as a younger girl on myspace?!
kentroyals5 - May 30, 2008
You think Jeff would have used this against you last night...
JI - May 30, 2008
So how long did you go out?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
she was way too mature for Robert clearly.
Matthew - May 30, 2008
i fucking hate ponies
Robert - May 30, 2008
I hate fucking ponies
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
I thought about giving her Brett's number and doing the ole switcharoo
Robert - May 30, 2008
Too young
It was a dateline mod.
Fin - May 30, 2008
My old GF was obsessed with penguins
Probably not a good idea to date anyone with a furries fetish.
Omerta - May 30, 2008
Pengiuns do not have fur.
JI - May 30, 2008
or is it...?
No, probably not.
Matthew - May 30, 2008
This depends entirely on what you're into.
Aaron Campeau - May 30, 2008
Hopefully not a furry
Matthew - May 30, 2008
Looks like you got more than you bargained for re: my girlfriend.
Aaron Campeau - May 30, 2008
There was a lot of time spent in the editing room if you know what I mean.
Matthew - May 30, 2008
You know, I thought her newfound interest in A/V technology was a bit odd...
Aaron Campeau - May 30, 2008
I'm down if they are an amputee.
JI - May 30, 2008
Needs more grammar
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
Seems fine to me.
JI - May 30, 2008
"They" as a singular pronoun?
That’s frowned upon where I come from
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
It's the royal they.
JI - May 30, 2008
Hello penguins on the underwear...amirite!?
kentroyals5 - May 30, 2008
GAME THREAD SAVER
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
NOW WE DO THE DANCE OF JOY
JI - May 30, 2008
Needs more amputee girl.
BrianL - May 30, 2008
There's actually a hot girl in BC Canada
that has a penguin fetish…
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
oh, on that okcupid dating website
Probably should clarify that part, or else my comment just seems weird….
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
yes, it seems less weird now...
Matthew - May 30, 2008
Haha, I was thinking the same thing after I wrote that
“wtf, that doesn’t make it less weird you idiot” = my thoughts exactly
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
She's 19 and still in high school?
Aaron Campeau - May 30, 2008
Uhhh
It’s fine.
Fin - May 30, 2008
I'd go with yes.
BrianL - May 30, 2008
If the answer is yes then I'm a monumental pervert.
I was dating a 21 year old a month ago and I’m two months shy of 27.
You’re fine.
Omerta - May 30, 2008
No
As long as you are both mature…or both not mature.
Edgar for Mayor - May 30, 2008
What the fuck is wrong with that?
If she’s mature… that’s all that matters.
lyleleander - May 30, 2008
K, cool.. thanks for the responses
She just randomly messaged me on that dating website Corco kept posting about when people were trying to get Jeff a date. I figure what the heck, i’ll give it a shot.
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
No problem... Just remember:
lyleleander - May 30, 2008
I love you
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
Old enough to pee, old enough for me.
George702 - May 30, 2008
When are you too young to pee?
JI - May 30, 2008
thats the joke
Edgar for Mayor - May 30, 2008
welcome to the joke
George702 - May 30, 2008
This subthread is sub-par.
BrianL - May 30, 2008
I pretend to not get jokes that don't make me laugh.
JI - May 30, 2008
I prefer to reply literally.
Matthew - May 30, 2008
This is a side effect of my not-joke-getting policy.
JI - May 30, 2008
Every joke has a kernal of truth.
Aaron Campeau - May 30, 2008
before 5 months in utero
Matthew - May 30, 2008
...
...
BrianL - May 30, 2008
Yeah, I like that one
Same for “If there’s grass… play ball”
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
Beltre up baby!
Edgar for Mayor - May 30, 2008
PLEASE 3 HOMERS!
Alaska - May 30, 2008
LET'S GO BELTRE
chinn - May 30, 2008
"Mariners closing the gap..."
More like Beltre is closing the gap
AyalaHitYou - May 30, 2008
hehe
Yeah baby
Edgar for Mayor - May 30, 2008
Speak of the devil
Fin - May 30, 2008
If Beltre doesn't homer here
someone is going to say that Beltre sucks because he only hits solo home runs.
BrianL - May 30, 2008
booooooooooooooo
Edgar for Mayor - May 30, 2008
It's sad because it's true.
Aaron Campeau - May 30, 2008
CHOKER
JI - May 30, 2008
It's the Mariner Way
discovolante - May 30, 2008
Damn
Edgar for Mayor - May 30, 2008
This would've been my favorite game of the year if he'd hit a 3rd one there.
Omerta - May 30, 2008
Beltre sucks.....Just kidding he's awesome.
Alaska - May 30, 2008
Hes the only one that gives a shit
AyalaHitYou - May 30, 2008
I can agree with that
Edgar for Mayor - May 30, 2008
I just got here
did I miss anything?
Happybelly - May 30, 2008
Beltre Homered twice
Edgar for Mayor - May 30, 2008
Awesome.
Happybelly - May 30, 2008
Silva sucked ass
chinn - May 30, 2008
Yeah and silva gave up 7 runs in 2/3 of a inning
Edgar for Mayor - May 30, 2008
Not awesome.
BrianL - May 30, 2008
Pretty much yeah. Not awesome
Edgar for Mayor - May 30, 2008
butthol got desert
JI - May 30, 2008
Sahara?
Matthew - May 30, 2008
I can't think of the real way to spell it
but I bet it involves one more letter.
JI - May 30, 2008
There's another e.
Aaron Campeau - May 30, 2008
deesert
JI - May 30, 2008
Works for me
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
I say it that way when I'm making fun of my mom's accent.
Aaron Campeau - May 30, 2008
Could we trade tits and mariner moose for fiddlecat?
AyalaHitYou - May 30, 2008
fiddlecat is just a renta-playa
everyone knows he’s re-signing with the Rays…
Omerta - May 30, 2008
SIT THE FUCK DOWN ROOK
chinn - May 30, 2008
Nice job Lowe.
Omerta - May 30, 2008
Is Sexy hurt?
Or just in the doghouse.
Must be seriously doghoused to restart KIRO.
Paytheline - May 30, 2008
Dog house
Edgar for Mayor - May 30, 2008
They showed him golfing yesterday...he's fine..just sucks
kentroyals5 - May 30, 2008
just his feelings
AyalaHitYou - May 30, 2008
Benching Sexy to make room for Cairo
is sick. As much as Richie sucks.
Paytheline - May 30, 2008
or whatever
Paytheline - May 30, 2008
SIT DOWN ASSFACE
chinn - May 30, 2008
How bad is the Tiger bullpen, really?
rickpo - May 30, 2008
Like ours. In Baltimore
Edgar for Mayor - May 30, 2008
Not bad enough for how bad our offense is
kentroyals5 - May 30, 2008
I turned down a free ticket to this game today
I’m kind of glad…
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
You could have gone to the box office and demanded your
money back. And boom, net gain.
Do they let you do that?
lyleleander - May 30, 2008
Is the game over yet?
JI - May 30, 2008
It ended at 7:11.
Aaron Campeau - May 30, 2008
East Coast Bias says 10:11
kentroyals5 - May 30, 2008
Is it just me, or should Miguel Cairo should have prostate cancer by now?
JI - May 30, 2008
now you're inserting extra words?
Gain some consistency; you’re all over the map.
Matthew - May 30, 2008
I'm consistanly confusing.
JI - May 30, 2008
I'm just going to let this game thread ride to the end.
It’s dangerous, I know, but these are the kind of life or death moment’s notice decisions an admin has to make.
Matthew - May 30, 2008
You're just rubbing it in Robert's face that you have admin powers
kentroyals5 - May 30, 2008
Regardless of how this works out
I would have made the right move
Robert - May 30, 2008
Matthew takes unnecessary risks
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
Noted for when I come to power.
JI - May 30, 2008
Miguel Capowero
lyleleander - May 30, 2008
Cairowned
chinn - May 30, 2008
Cairo > Richie
ThundaPC - May 30, 2008
Who cares who's better
that’s like saying
dogshit > cat shit
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
hahahaha
Thats good
Edgar for Mayor - May 30, 2008
Dogshit is better than catshit
it’s science.
Omerta - May 30, 2008
Dogs eat catshit, cats do not eat dogshit (as far as i know)
If that means anything.
Catshit= Brown Gold
lyleleander - May 30, 2008
Unpossible
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
I'm still kind of in awe that Miguel Cairo is starting.
and not only that but is inexplicably better than Richie Sexson…
Omerta - May 30, 2008
Extend Cairo!
chinn - May 30, 2008
But not his ears!!
kentroyals5 - May 30, 2008
It's Miguelephant the Elephant
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
yes
JI - May 30, 2008
double?
vkut79 - May 30, 2008
Cairo > Richie?
vkut79 - May 30, 2008
Funny (not really) how a .185 hitter is an improvement
AyalaHitYou - May 30, 2008
I thought we were really gonig to score there.
JI - May 30, 2008
several fans were just maimed.
Matthew - May 30, 2008
My MLB.tv just took a dump. Anyone else?
chinn - May 30, 2008
buy cable freeloader
JI - May 30, 2008
I live in SoCal
chinn - May 30, 2008
Excuses are for assholes.
JI - May 30, 2008
It's working again, by the way
chinn - May 30, 2008
Hay this is Philip Hughes
JI - May 30, 2008
Mclaren's acting?
Worse than his managing?
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
Aye
Edgar for Mayor - May 30, 2008
Decidedly so
AyalaHitYou - May 30, 2008
Predictions on the final score anyone?
Edgar for Mayor - May 30, 2008
11-8 Marin-ahahahahah
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
Detroit 11 Beltre 6
AyalaHitYou - May 30, 2008
This isn't HH.
JI - May 30, 2008
PANTHER
Aaron Campeau - May 30, 2008
HH??
Edgar for Mayor - May 30, 2008
Halos Heaven
chinn - May 30, 2008
DO NOT GOOGLE SEARCH THIS
JI - May 30, 2008
I don't see anything disturbing
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 30, 2008
Nor did I.
Aaron Campeau - May 30, 2008
Did it not take you to HH?
JI - May 30, 2008
Point taken.
Aaron Campeau - May 30, 2008
oh
hehehe
Edgar for Mayor - May 30, 2008
7-6
Mariners do just enough to make it look like we put up a fight…. But not enough to win
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
Excellent.
JI - May 30, 2008
Nice play
Edgar for Mayor - May 30, 2008
KING FUCKING AWESOME!
BrianL - May 30, 2008
one gold glove thirdbaseman
grounds out to another
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
Re-SIGN THIS MAN
Omerta - May 30, 2008
Sims rooting to get Zach Miner's 6.11 ERA into the game.
ThundaPC - May 30, 2008
By the way, it needs to be said: Dickeytime rocked tonight.
Shame he had to come in down 6 runs.
esoteric - May 30, 2008
At least we paid ~$100m for three other comparable pitchers.
JI - May 30, 2008
I know seriously, I almost feel like any idiot can be a decent GM
Here’s how, Hey team, I’ll save you $100 million dollars compared to the idiot you have now. How? Simple I won’t sign expensive guys who suck. Now, pay me $50 million dollars for this, and you’re still saving $50 milllion more than you were before.
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
Knuckleballs
are always fun
Edgar for Mayor - May 30, 2008
Anyone want to wear a dog suit and run 3.1 miles with me next sunday?
Thee’s a race called the Furry 5k where you run with your dog, and I want to run in it.
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
Pwned!!11!!
AyalaHitYou - May 30, 2008
Nationals pwn the Diamondbacks 7-4
It was a tie game until Micah Owings gave up a three-run home run to WILLIE FUCKING HARRIS. That’s like letting a fusion of Willie Bloomquist and Miguel Cairo beat you at the plate. Go Nats!
esoteric - May 30, 2008
good game from Lowe
Matthew - May 30, 2008
Until he puts a couple of weeks in a row of looking good
I’m always going to be leery of him. But I’ll always love him for his 2006 awesomeness
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
I still can't believe thew alks
it’s like he and Morrow traded bodies.
JI - May 30, 2008
I wonder what good defense is like
...it just been so long since I have seen it in LF
Edgar for Mayor - May 30, 2008
Jeremy Reed
chinn - May 30, 2008
Indeed. If he hadn't of dropped his glove that one day...oh boy.
That sucked :(
Edgar for Mayor - May 30, 2008
Reggie Bush gets WAY too many endorsements
for how little he has accomplished professionally
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
Brandon Inge>>>>>>>> WFB
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
If the mariners come back
can we still give Silva the loss? Or at least take away one of his “quality starts”? If not, can we start tracking “craptacular starts” as an official stat? I bet we’d lead the league.
PDXTai - May 30, 2008
Thats what the ERA and WHIP is for.
Fin - May 30, 2008
I don't think you're gonna' need to worry about that.
Aaron Campeau - May 30, 2008
Not really worried
I’d just hate to see a start of Weaverian proportions like this go to waste.
Maybe we could just keep track of how many times a pitcher gave up more than 5 runs in an inning and call it a Weaver? Maybe make stats more sexy cause saberheads in their mom’s basement need love too.
PDXTai - May 30, 2008
Ichiro singles, Lopez singles, VIDRO GAME-TYING HOMERUN ALL THE WAY OUT OF SAFECO
I called it right there, that’s how it’s gonna happen. Just watch.
esoteric - May 30, 2008
You are wrong.
JI - May 30, 2008
You mean wri9ong.
esoteric - May 30, 2008
wrong
JI - May 30, 2008
wr9iong*
Fin - May 30, 2008
Wrong.
BrianL - May 30, 2008
wr9iong?
Omerta - May 30, 2008
wr9iong
Fin - May 30, 2008
Fuck, I got it wrong.
esoteric - May 30, 2008
you mean you got it wr9iong.
Fin - May 30, 2008
Are you trying to kill the meme?
Omerta - May 30, 2008
wr9iong, I meant "wrong."
esoteric - May 30, 2008
Well wrong already
since Ichrio flied out…. BUt you were wrong when you typed Vidro and homerun anyways
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
No way
That would mean Vidro is batting third. Couldn’t happen.
rickpo - May 30, 2008
In a regular world...
Edgar for Mayor - May 30, 2008
Shut up Blowers.
JI - May 30, 2008
Man, that's a mighty fearsome .622 OPS in the 3 hole there.
esoteric - May 30, 2008
Oh god, the most hideous girl just tried to message me on a dating website
I hate when that happens.
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
So she couldn't message you
I wouldn’t think it would be that hard.
Fin - May 30, 2008
You have an account on a dating website.
LIFE FAIL.
esoteric - May 30, 2008
Didn't you say you were 22?
A bit young to already be resorting to dating sites…
Omerta - May 30, 2008
You'd think so
But why are there so many 19 year old girls on this thing then?
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
I lead a double life
Robert - May 30, 2008
You believe they are actually 19?
Fin - May 30, 2008
Because girls are whores.
Omerta - May 30, 2008
Because they're actually 38 year old men.
esoteric - May 30, 2008
My 26yo brother is on eharmony
He said that there are tons of 18 and 19 yr olds, but they all want to be princesses and get married….boooooooring
AyalaHitYou - May 30, 2008
No Future plumer huh...lame sauce
Edgar for Mayor - May 30, 2008
Fine by me, I'm probably pruder than 99% of all girls
BTW, are there any girls that post here?
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
I think there's ~3
that stop by once every blue moon.
Matthew - May 30, 2008
pruder?
Fin - May 30, 2008
And take all the man's money and not work. no fun.
Fin - May 30, 2008
Lay off him. It's not as easy as you think.
chinn - May 30, 2008
I don't like the Tigers, but I admire the fact that they have a player on their roster named "Clete"
We need more “big goofy redneck” names in baseball.
esoteric - May 30, 2008
Like Rusty or Clem?
Fin - May 30, 2008
Ooh, "Clem" is a great one.
esoteric - May 30, 2008
It's a gritty name.
Fin - May 30, 2008
Let's think of some more. Does "Joba" count?
I think that one’s TOO much. Not solid brawny redneck so much as scrawny trailer trash.
esoteric - May 30, 2008
Bucky Jacobsen
chinn - May 30, 2008
Now that is a gritty name
along with Willie, and Jarrod.
Fin - May 30, 2008
Jarrod = not gritty, more yuppie douchebag.
I’m thinking of names that big burly Polish guys with tree-trunk arms and a fondeness for pirogies would have. Like “Stan.”
esoteric - May 30, 2008
pirogies are underrated
Matthew - May 30, 2008
My grandma made some mean-ass pirogies.
Dad’s side of the family is two generations removed from Poland, natch.
esoteric - May 30, 2008
You'd be amazed how many people can't spell that.
Omerta - May 30, 2008
Pirogies are delicious.
Aaron Campeau - May 30, 2008
Yea, you are right.
I was trying to think of some gritty names on the spot.
Fin - May 30, 2008
Here's another gritty name
Chipper Jones. He sure has some veteran grit alright.
Fin - May 30, 2008
"Chipper" is obviously hilariously nerdy. But "Larry" is actually a decent nominee.
esoteric - May 30, 2008
man I loved that guy
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
Bucky = gold.
Even some reasonably common names are good for this purpose. “Bob” for example. (Not Bobby, just Bob.) “Frank,” too.
esoteric - May 30, 2008
That was a great baseball name...too bad he couldn't run with it.
Omerta - May 30, 2008
Doesn't he play for independent league now?
Fin - May 30, 2008
He played in Mexico last year.
Not sure about now.
Omerta - May 30, 2008
Let's ask Jim Street!
Fin - May 30, 2008
Joba the Hut!
Edgar for Mayor - May 30, 2008
LATE
JI - May 30, 2008
Does Bobby Ayala have a daughter?
AyalaHitYou - May 30, 2008
that 4 run 9th we had last series against Jones would be mighty entertaining.
Matthew - May 30, 2008
I can't believe he still has that role.
JI - May 30, 2008
SIT DOWN DOUCHEFACE
chinn - May 30, 2008
what are the chances of the M's winning this game from here?
Lunne - May 30, 2008
4%
Matthew - May 30, 2008
ouch.
Edgar for Mayor - May 30, 2008
JI - May 30, 2008
If Detriot agrees to letting Beltre bat three times in a row
AyalaHitYou - May 30, 2008
So you're saying there's a chance....
(from dumb and Dumber)
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
I forget when in the movie that was
But I remember Jim Carrey saying it.
Fin - May 30, 2008
When he asks the girl (lauren hollly)
What the chances are a guy like him and a girl like her are (he might’ve said a girl like him and a guy like her). He guesses 1 in a thousand, and she says more like 1 in a million. He looks devestated, and then goes…”so you’re saying there’s a chance”
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
O yes it all comes back to me now.
I love that movie!
Fin - May 30, 2008
Its where
the girl tells him the odds of her being with him were a one in a million chance. (later in the movie)
Slica - May 30, 2008
What were the chances of the Indians coming back from 5 down with two outs and a man on first in the 9th?
Literally 0% prior to two nights ago.
IT CAN HAPPEN DOOD.
esoteric - May 30, 2008
It can never be literally zero until the last out is recorded.
JI - May 30, 2008
SIT DOWN FUCKWAD
chinn - May 30, 2008
I love how the bullpen is coming through again
now if only the rest of the team could catch up.
Omerta - May 30, 2008
It's not brave Sims, it's Safeco.
JI - May 30, 2008
How the fuck is this bigot still a closer?
JI - May 30, 2008
He is the reliever version of Jamie Moyer.
Fin - May 30, 2008
Eh, people are way too harsh on Jones.
So he made comments about homosexuals that made him seem like a benighted prat. He’s still well known as one of the gentlemen of the game. While Jeff Weaver and the rest of the Detroit Tigers were sexually harrassing and assaulting stewardesses on their private plane, Todd Jones was the one player who interposed himself between them and her and saved her from further indignity. I give him credit for that.
Plus, I actually sort of enjoy his columns in The Sporting News.
“Todd,” by the way, is one of the gayest names on the planet. Right up there with “Tad” and “Trevor.”
esoteric - May 30, 2008
Thad
Matthew - May 30, 2008
Troy
Omerta - May 30, 2008
No.
“Thad” is a classic northeastern blueblood yacht-club prat name. Not a gay name, just a douchebag name.
esoteric - May 30, 2008
Don't forget Chad and Chaz
And Matthew, Jeff, and Graham
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
Thanks George Carlin.
Fin - May 30, 2008
George Carlin?
esoteric - May 30, 2008
?
JI - May 30, 2008
He had a stand up bit about how Todd was a gay name.
Fin - May 30, 2008
I know.
How could you not know who George Carlin is?
JI - May 30, 2008
I know who he is. I just didn't understand why I was being compared to him.
esoteric - May 30, 2008
Huh. I don't really know anything about Carlin. I arrived at that insight independently.
esoteric - May 30, 2008
Still a bigot.
JI - May 30, 2008
worthless choker
JI - May 30, 2008
We need....to improve our patience...
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
and we need to do it RIGHT NOW
Matthew - May 30, 2008
Well.
Tomorrow.
Edgar for Mayor - May 30, 2008
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuccccck
AyalaHitYou - May 30, 2008
Good Game Beltre though
Great game Beltre
Edgar for Mayor - May 30, 2008
Later...
chinn - May 30, 2008
Imagine if they only had scored 4 in the first inning.
Alaska - May 30, 2008
Your 2008 Mariners
There’s always next year. That’s our new slogan.
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
No there slogan should be
“So you’re saying there’s a chance?”
Fin - May 30, 2008
Haha, yes that would be a good one.
They could show Jim Carrey up on the Jumbotron.
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
this thread survived
what a clutch decision by me to not open a third thread. That would be a really empty thread right now.
Matthew - May 30, 2008
I'll be happy to take the credit.
JI - May 30, 2008
Congrats, you've shown more impressive decision making than McLaren
LantermanC - May 30, 2008
You think this thread is bad
Look at the Florida Marlins game thread over at the Marlins SBN site.
Fin - May 30, 2008
Check out the diaries at VEB.
JI - May 30, 2008
Cheers.
Omerta - May 30, 2008
I would have also kept it open
Robert - May 30, 2008
Just woke up to see Nicole Volumis on the post-game report
She’s like a floating head on a sea of tit.
Jordan of Boise - May 30, 2008
Dear God.
As crude as it looked at first, there’s really no other way to describe it.
Aaron Campeau - May 30, 2008
It's the hulk!
Fin - May 30, 2008
By the way, while we were watching the Mariners fail, the Padres just hit into a one pitch triple play.
The Giants reliever came in, threw one pitch, and got Kouzmanoff to auto-destruct the Padres’ two-on, nobody out rally.
esoteric - May 30, 2008
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