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As of 9:58pm pacific time it is 1218 days, 2 hours, 1 minute and 21 seconds until Saturday, October 1, 2011

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So we only get one season of Silva-less M's until the world ends?

Aw, shucks.

KG disapproves this assumption

KG disapproves of undetected sarcasm.

Testing this out for whenever Coach appears.

That red font is kind of getting lost in the picture.
I couldn't get any other font to work.
Did you do this in Photoshop?

There’s a text outline feature that might help.

I used photobucket photo edit

Because I am cool.

Try something like this instead:

The sides are a little easier to work with then right across KG’s chest there.

I like this one better.
It's good.

But Indy is still better.

Nothing tops Indy.
True

But I wanted some diversity when coach-baiting (if its still allowed).

Comments closed? How is Graham supposed to respond with the approprite snark?
How many of those days are regualr season days?

on another note.

Mac was or had just finished crying in the post game interview. His face was beat red and he was wiping his eyes.

The more and moer I think about it

the more and more I was against the Silva contract.

Mac crying during the post-game?

Look at what you’ve done, Silva! You monster!

Probably knows his days are numbered.
I know Mac isn't that great of a manager

yet I still feel awful for him. This team is about to cost him the only managing job he’s ever going to have.

Its only Human

Mac is a great guy and I feel awful for him a well. But he’s not a good manager in many ways. I’m sure his flaws would be less relevant if we were 35-20. But yeah, I feel bad for him too.

I don't feel for him one way or the other.

Never deserved is job, and he’s going to get canned even though he’s not the biggest problem. Seems to me that it cancels out.

Harsh

He’s still human dude.

He's also a public figure.
It's the truth.
I'm not going to miss him as a manager

but I do feel bad he’s going to get canned for things that were outside of his control.

can Bavasi go to? Why not, lets just cann them all ad elcet Jef as the interm Gm
I'm recommending this drunken fanpost.
Vote Jeff '08
Where are the women you promised?
My girlfriend's still at the bar.
Are you sharing her with the rest of us?

If not than Jeff had best deliver.

i think the fiance deleted my copies, let me get the onesmy buddy have...
I sent them to Graham
Graham!?

Dammit Jeff this wasn’t part of the deal.

You'll notice I didn't provide many details for precisely this reason
I should have voted for JI/Robert.
It wouldn't have changed anything

my election was unanimous.

YOU NAZI!

Or something.

Eh whatever.

I had to go to great lengths to get my little Anne
Pedonecrophile.
If I ever start a metal band...
This is somehow way more disturbing than usual.
Yeah that just occurred to me
It's also more hilarious.
Listeing to Lords of Acid on te computer

made the mistake of google imagin”lords of Acid”

got this image… i thinkk this is the cleasnest one i could post

It makes me a bit uncomfortable when it's not BizzaroJeff making these comments.
i goign to regrett this romorrow?
If this is your biggest regret about being this drunk...

You’re doing it wrong.

I certainly didnt
You regretted it instantly
Bizarro Jeff is out on the town
So regular Jeff is just as creepy as Bizarro Jeff?
Creepier.

He doesn’t have the bizarro excuse.

So...you're Bart, right?

or are you Hugo?

I haven't decided

but I’m not all that big on fish heads

Ah.
When I'm only half-concentrating it's a real gas to see how me comments come out
Just one question

You’re allowed to make Concentration Camp jokes, right?

I can say whatever I want
Humm really,, /I bethere is siommethinsi could thinkg of that you could put in print on heere
So the Lemmiwinks episdoe is a go?
I can say whatever I want
Opposites attract

You have the fascism thing down.

i may be drunk but i cann still goooglee

I prefer this

Is it aabd athing that i reember how to resize mu images in html but am havinga hard time tping to movinhaaround?

I thought i repressed that okne
Just realized taat noipple ringsreally serveno point

Damn you google filter,,,

Jeff isnt just creppy, hes a rutheless dictator that ishell bent on not only ruling the LL with a iron fiast but the wholw SB network///

Jeff doesn't even know BizzaroJeff is missing

Jeff is at home doing good deeds.

No trapieze huh?

The hell with good deeds, kinky ddes migsht be more fun

You'll have to keep me informed on how life with pedonecrophile Jeff goes.

Sleep beckons. Work early.

Do not want.

Pathetic...

Leaving me unsupervised, to runa amuck in LLL

Anne Frank's Diary Robot Chicken is on right now...
Starring Hilary Duff

Like everythign else in youe mind..

i bet you get get huge retunrns in everything else in your head too.

Unanimous, microsscpic, coereced, whatever///

Iam am goign to start the LL rebel alinace… We are going to continue gorilla actions still we finally get deartoyed by her oppersive dctatorsip

this isn't going to well with Graham's penchant for the Empire.
If all your actions are beating your chest and eating bananas it won't take long for you to get destroyed
or deartoyed
I shall livee as a martyrt in the hearts of my folowers

and forever as thorn on the side eof the facist oppressive regieme ohf Jeff the “Iron hand” of LL…

Down with the hate, let free blogging percist forevere

That won't take long

imtempted to start postin pictures,m but im afriad that miy braind to computer miht ne off

I would hate to have jeff abnn me for what i migher post from the non filtered net

Vote theBeer Party..

Jeff justs wants to be rhe LL Emperoper!!

Dicktatorships suck…

BRB pizzaashere

I'm tempted to rec this post too.
good i dont very manny recs

,my hummor kinda offends people most of the yime

Manny recs is a somewhat topical, totally hilarious typo.
Fire the big three

Bavasi, Lincoln and Armstrong. They need to go before Mac does

That would be my guess
Well this sux. Silvablows goats niyuts and the Marinewrs lost again

WHy do we sbjest ourslves to this? What do theres red lines mean in firefox>? I think its meaning i cant spell., but ohh well….

need more bere

On a scale of 1-10, how drunk are you?
im about a 6ish, my buddy adn his wif are nt drivinghome nad the fiance says we need more alcohl...

Wow my \s s\wife wants to know if we are drunk enough to dress up antoehr friendof ours as a woman

You're not drunk enough yet.

I expect you to down three more beers within the next 30 minutes.

yes master....

whos with me you pans ies?

You lead I'll follow.
Umm Jimbean and crnberry juisce

openend ab bottel of wine for the girks and timeto watchForrestgump

you know,gumo kinda reminds me of a freind of miine… somtimes i wonder how shit like that happens

You're still to coherent.

Drink more now.

Wow, loking at the womans msters grad pictures from the ar 2 weeeknds ago

Im to old to be that drunk. Why is it as you et older does geting shit hameered hurt sobad… I had a hangover for liek 2 days,,,

Shots!!!

come on drink shots…

Like I said, you first.

I’ll follow.

We got Scothc, Baileys, Ameretato, tequils, Jack and Jim....

and sime wine,,

wow whyy are the women talking aobut lap dancces? hummm must take a break..

I think you are leing to me...How do i know you are doing shtos too?

Ithink you need to drink alot of shots nad streak through the neighbothood

Would I lie to you?
After the politacl thread from earlier... maybe

SHOITS you pansy!!!! Take Shots, dont be a wimop

Go on, I'll catch up.
Sweet... found lordsof Acid on the laptop... forgot about hat

Time for drink #2…Dude FF3 is awesome, i can now correct my drunk posts if i remember too.

Are you drinking 151 or what.?

Cause if not and your only on your second drink…you are a light weight.

left for yhe bar at 8 to go play trivia...

so been drinking for almost 5 hourd.. you need to drink more to catch up

You remind me of that little devil

guy thats supposed to be sitting on myshoulder. I thought i left you at SFA when i bailed from that hell hole…

Shit Bubba just died,,,,

Im starting to wonder where the fuck my pizza i ordere is… Online pizza deliver the best ivention in t he world. I wish i lived in the north sothey delived beer too

I love this gif.
You stole it from me!

That’s in my dropbox. Though, to be fair, I stole it from the internet.

Be nidce to drunk people
That about a 7 or 8
Nah,,, i can do alot worse than this...Wow. its taking me several attempts to get rid of all the red lines
Right click and correct
Awesome.... Downleoaded FFS today...never used it before today... Really coolplatform
Wait aren't you a Rangers fan?
Grew up watching the Mariners with my grand father...

So i still feel sympathetic

So I drop into Al's around 8 pm

and see Dickey pitching in the 3rd inning of a 7-1 blowout. Immediately I realize Giant Silva shit the bed, but I had no idea until they showed the bullpen’s line after the game just how badly.

He didn’t even finish the 1st inning. Wow. Was it ‘Weaver vs the Royals’ bad?

Or how much worse was it?
One of his two outs

Was against a DH making his major league debut. Worked him for about 7-8 pitches before recording the out.

But knocked in a run anyway.
Jeff Larish is a stud..

Go Devils! :-)

Bloomquist lover.
Hey, you mention Al's somewhat regulary.

You know a guy named Pete? Old Armenian film projectionist dude?

Haven't met him to my knowledge

My head’s usually buried in some combination of gin, beer, the game and the trivia machine.

He's a regular there.

He’s probably too busy bitching about work with all his union projectionist buddies to meet anyone new.

I may have seen him around

There are a few regulars who grumble a lot about their jobs and lives ;P I think it’s part of the charm of the place.

He's a pretty interesting dude.

He just never shuts up once he starts talking.

Now I gotta look out for this guy!
Short, skinny, glasses, bald, hairy.

Pretty unappealing fellow. Wears an M’s jacket a lot.

He was the original drummer for Paul Revere and the Raiders.

Wow... im glad i wasdrinkinginstead
As of 11:44 pacific time fuck Carlos Silva in the ear
Woa now, you shouldn't use him for his money you know

Even though he has plenty now.

His ear if he's lucky.
It's probably pretty greasy

Infact, why not have Bill Krueger step in and we could watch some grease-on-grease action.

Aw shit I'm going to have nightmares now
hummm worst FA deal this tear? kinda a toss up betwwwn Sila and the ddu that sucks fo the dodgers
Jones is only under contract for 2 years
True

They only have Jones on the hook for 2 years. We have a craptastic pitcher that probably by his fourth year will pitch like Horacio Ramirez for $12 million a year.

Damn i knew tahat,,, Oh well its oly a wasted 10 mil pere fpr the next 3 years plus.

Not lierj the Ms could use the money on good playerds… Hell can we extend Vidro nad Seson too>?

Nad.

Heh.

you need a drink, Or maybe a fww drinks.. got to catch up

gramamr police is overeated..

I wonder if Jeff si going to name his secret polive the Grammar Police ….

I laughed at the word nad. Being uptight is not the problem.

Also, I have to work tomorrow, so getting wasted will have to wait until tomorrow night.

So i trudge on toe the road to oblivviopn alone... alas a lone traveler forever traveling in solitude nd drukeness

And im not hatting on your grmamar correction, but instead a datribe on the oppressive dictarorship of the LL

Silva in a greasy heartbeat
Andruw Jones has been the epitomy of suck

We at least have gotten some value out of Silva.

Not that Andruw Jones being terrible excuses the Silva signing, or anything…wow I’m still typing coherently apparently I need to finish this bottle.

MAn,,, lets do shos
I still have some mixer

I don’t do shots of mixer alcohol, if you got some wild turkey though i’m game.

Virtua-shots?
I think we just coined a phrase
I got a prett decent bar... doing Jim baen and Cranberry right now. Got Tequla and other fun stuff in the cabinet
Bourbon and cranberry?

I like both of those things, but that sounds like a horrible combination.

awesome drink

even beter with cran strawberry. And it helps with the hangover

I can't imagine that much sugar doing anything good for a hangover.
Alls I got is Smirnoff Vanilla/Cherry Coke

It’s a bitch drink, but it was on sale and I’m a sucker for a deal.

Is there any chance of Batista being moved to the bully or am I deluding myself here?
Bully? What are you, Theodore Roosevelt?
hot crackers! you need to join the trolley mister.
This comment is worth of a recommendation.
Hey Teddy was the shit.

He singlehandedly HEY OMG NO POLITICSZ!

Bull Moose party 4evarrr
The greatness onf Teddy...

That was pretty quick for a drunk man

kudos

I ca n gggogle wiht the best of them...Its the tping and the movivngarounf that is givingme prolems

Its a lot easier in the comment section because FF# tells me to correct it self

dellusion

Wih Baek goen, the only real shot is knuckle boy with the refusal ofMorrow to the rotation

Hyphen Hyphen Hyphen Hyphen Hyphen Hyphen
? - - - - - -- - -- -

im confused

... RRS could be moved to the rotation
New Rotation

1. Felix
2. Bedard
3. RRS
4. Morrow
5. Dickey

I’m fine with this. Ideally though I’d like to see…

1. Felix
2. Felix
3. Felix
4. Felix
5. Felix

And if that's morse code you're typing

.... .- .—. .... . -.

Got it...im a drunkin moron
Mike Morse code? *rimshot* *dodges tomatoes*
I heard rumors that you were both at the game and on a date tonight, how'd it go.
Well I was there with a girl

But by the end of this homestand I’ll have gone with four different girls to M’s games this year. Tonight the girl had a boyfriend…but it wasn’t always so apparent. Considering that, it went about as well as it could.

Damn, pimp.

But as we all know, boyfriends are temporary speedbumps.

Just be careful of the boyfriend the morning after

you never know what they’re capable of.

This guy's a big guy but a total pussy. I'm safe. >_>
I wish you good luck then.
I'm not just going for her.

I’m keeping my options open…I’m too young to just tie myself down to one girl after one date. Just seeing who I like, I just know I have a shot with this girl if I want to

Doesn't mean you can't just hook up with a girl

depending on how long her relationship is with her boyfriend, she will most likely want to have fun without sacrificing her boyfriend.

Man, I know too much about this.

Like 3 years
Very vulnerable

I am not a home wrecker or anything, but I would recommend working on your game with her.

well it probaly wont help either way by broadcasting either of your intentonson the net
I doubt she reads LL

Brett is safe.

This is true, she knows nothing of its existence
If there's anything I've discovered about girls

or at least, every girl I’ve ever met in MY life, it’s that, once they get to know you well (and presuming you know how to act around a woman), they can’t help but wonder what it’d be like to be with you, regardless of what they’re relationship status is.

It’s really up to you whether you want to exploit that or not.

I agree.... There is no woman a guy cannot have..

I was explained this in college and pretty much thought it was bull. But truthfully, women, like any puzzle,just need the right key to unlock them

Dude you guys are smart

This totally makes sense.

-- --- .-. ... . ..-. --- .-. .-.. ..-.

Free rec for anyone who understands/can translate

uhhh no, I prefer the guy on our bench.
"I'm a nerd"
True but wrong
MORSEFORLF

sure you didthat right?

.. / – .... .. . -. / .- —.. / .- .. . / -.. .. ..- . -.

Think so

I did have to look up a couple though, I get L and F confused

http://morsecode.scphillips.com/jtranslator.html

says its MORSEFORLF

i may be drunk, but i can chet with the greatnessof the net

Ah I forgot about the /

also I’m retarded for not using a translator in the first place

also your drunk internet skills are indeed quite impressive

starting to sober up npw..

on my second movie

Certainly wouldn't be opposed to RRS moving to the rotation

though that leaves the BULLY with approximately Arthur Rhodes as your left handed pitching (not that it matters this season).

EOF recall
Maybe Potatoes is done sucking? I haven't paid attention to his work down south...
I ddintknow he pitcherd

Damn straight he does, he won 2nd place to Mr. Kool-aid.

Mr. Koolaid is the Yankees of pitchers though, so it’s nothing to be ashamed of.

he was never actually terrible, just horrendously unlucky
and a little bit of terrible
He wasn't that great, but I never thought he was horrible skills-wise.

I actually agreed with the assessment that Bavasi apparently made that he was ready to inherit that super lefty role/almost set up role, so I was dissapointed when that didn’t happen. Was I wrong in presuming he was capable of this in the first place?

Take that... Now potatoe is #1...Shit im soobering up

Oh Yea!

Ah yes, a funny Family Guy moment.
Pics or it didn't-

Oh.

I know, it was vintage family guy

back when it was good.

Hah! I love that one even though I'm not a Dane Cook fan.
Oh did I mess up my Mr. Kool-Aid references?
Dane Cook?
Yeah he had a Dane Cook skit, complete with cartoon.

Probably his best work. Even with that said, I’ll just presume Family guy was better because it is.

Not really a big fan of Dane Cook
Same, but Mr. Koolaid was funny.

I just opened up another window to look up the skit and the 1st thing I see is the Comcast home page, with the top headline under sports:

“Splinks: M’s Boot Lesbians.”

Ohh shit,,, forgot i had this one.. Its the M's roadmap to success

Well. i apologize if my drunkeness offended or caused any trouble.

night guys…hopefully my hangover wont be to bad…We need a continued Fan posts that will catch all drunken posts for now and all time

night all and rebel against the oppression of Jeff the “Iron handed”

So far

If you’re DRUNK while annoying, it’s forgivable.
If you’re NOT drunk while annoying, it’s bannable.
If you’re a “RSN” troll, you’re dead where you stand.
If you’re a furry lovin’ abomination of God, you’re cool.
If you’re an anime lovin’ wonderful human being, you’re persecuted like a Salem witch.

Thus, be drunk and be furry, but for God’s sake don’t be an annoying anime RSN troll.

Or Coach.

Don’t be Coach.

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