If you had a bobblehead giveaway for 25,000 fans, and only 15,000 fans show up, and you put the other 10,000 bobbleheads in someone's front yard staring at the house, that would be awesome
Who here is glad that when they showed the "Ichiro twin" the guy actually looked like Ichiro.
Or, who here when they first heard him say that instantly thought the guy was going to look nothing like Ichiro and that Dave Neihaus was about to pull some old man racism.
as opposed to MLB Gameday in the library and they have this feature that says incoming pitch has been hit into play and then it shows where the ball is going without doing that gay “In play, out(s) recorded thing”
WOOOOOOOOOOO RUNS!
BrianL - May 5, 2008
lame
I was posting a reply
Matthew - May 5, 2008
I hate when that happens..
seattlesundevil - May 5, 2008
I was posting a post
JeffS - May 5, 2008
We have needs too.
JI - May 5, 2008
I'll post you!
Matthew - May 5, 2008
/Coach
JeffS - May 5, 2008
just you wait...
just you wait…
Matthew - May 5, 2008
believe you me
JeffS - May 5, 2008
I was baking a pie
JLC - May 5, 2008
mmm pie.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
The pie is cursed
JLC - May 5, 2008
That's bad
JeffS - May 5, 2008
But it comes with your choice of free toppings
JLC - May 5, 2008
That's good.
JI - May 5, 2008
That's good!
BrianL - May 5, 2008
That's good
JeffS - May 5, 2008
The toppings are also cursed.
JI - May 5, 2008
That's bad.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
But it comes with a free frogurt.
JI - May 5, 2008
That's good!
BrianL - May 5, 2008
The pie is a lie?
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Somebody cut it
But there’s still some left if you hurry back
JLC - May 5, 2008
Me too
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
Gotta love runs..
seattlesundevil - May 5, 2008
K
CapSea - May 5, 2008
If their 3B doesn't walk up to Hungry Like the Wolf
I will be severely dissapointed
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 5, 2008
THE MARINERS WIN THE INNING!
Alex B - May 5, 2008
Baby steps!
seattlesundevil - May 5, 2008
WINZ!!
ThundaPC - May 5, 2008
Resistable Force scores first on Movable Object.
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
Quickest new thread ever?
JI - May 5, 2008
That's what I was thinking
Double06 - May 5, 2008
I think the situation called for it
JeffS - May 5, 2008
You couldn't do Jeff_, you had to do JeffS
it’s bugging the shit out of me
JI - May 5, 2008
Jeff will be back by tomorrow dude
JeffS - May 5, 2008
I don't know how much more of this I can take.
JI - May 5, 2008
I could probably go back to using it right now
but I’m just playing it safe
JeffS - May 5, 2008
That's the price we pay living in this post May 4th world.
JI - May 5, 2008
BWAHAHA
Rec’d
seattlesundevil - May 5, 2008
King Awesome needs better luck when he's on a hot streak
Double06 - May 5, 2008
No kidding
He’s had like 30 of those his last 5 games
JLC - May 5, 2008
And he's still putting up great numbers.
Awesome indeed.
Teej - May 5, 2008
Is this the fastest new thread ever? Bottom of the first?
seattlebruin - May 5, 2008
Is this the part of the movie where disaster strikes?
JLC - May 5, 2008
If you meant the middle of our order, yes.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
nope, not yet
this is still the set up
Matthew - May 5, 2008
Foul off more meatballs.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
But according to Joe's Tracer they were all balls!!
seattlesundevil - May 5, 2008
.
lyleleander - May 5, 2008
Is that you, Majic?
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
Never again
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 5, 2008
I do not approve of this fanpost.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
I don't know whether to barf or laugh.
JI - May 5, 2008
I'm leaning toward barf.
JI - May 5, 2008
uh
.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
::Vomit::
seattlesundevil - May 5, 2008
I DON'T GET IT OR LIKE IT
JeffS - May 5, 2008
PREVIEW BUTTON
JI - May 5, 2008
so as not to procreate
chinn - May 5, 2008
/Coach
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
NEEDS. MORE. DELETE.
Alex B - May 5, 2008
Actually the one on the right is fixable
JeffS - May 5, 2008
Yeah, but the beer would give you alcohol poisoning.
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
Waiting for the downside
JeffS - May 5, 2008
When you die there is less House to watch.
JI - May 5, 2008
When I die House is all I watch
JeffS - May 5, 2008
Cling to that belief.
JI - May 5, 2008
In hell, each House episode is 30 minutes long and it's always lupus
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 5, 2008
Does Cameron wear shirts
JeffS - May 5, 2008
We all know what happens when I'm forced to make up the synopsis of a hypothetical movie/show
as I go along. Let’s end this here
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 5, 2008
in Hell's House
Cameron’s character is played by Kirk Cameron, who no, doesn’t wear shirts. And Foreman’s character become Willie Mays Hayes.
Matthew - May 5, 2008
::shudder::
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Still interesting
JeffS - May 5, 2008
Aside,
would it even matter if Cameron was topless? Would you be able to tell?
Matthew - May 5, 2008
It would make for better dialogue with House
JeffS - May 5, 2008
In Hell, House is a mute
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 5, 2008
But he's still snarky right
JeffS - May 5, 2008
It's all in the facial expressions
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 5, 2008
His sign language sarcasm is cutting edge
Matthew - May 5, 2008
Imagine the z snaps
JeffS - May 5, 2008
I think I'd notice.
JI - May 5, 2008
it depends on other factors for me
but she’s kinda lacking in that department
Matthew - May 5, 2008
She's balsa wood with a lab coat and crippling insecurity
JeffS - May 5, 2008
given what Seattle offers, I'd take it
Matthew - May 5, 2008
I'd put her on the same level as Pam from The Office
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 5, 2008
horizontal is a level
JeffS - May 5, 2008
The rarity is finding an un attractive woman on tv.
JI - May 5, 2008
Watch The View
Swear to God I don’t
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 5, 2008
oh, dude whatever
and they’re not actresses.
JI - May 5, 2008
Oh right. I'm sorry I missed when you said actresses
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 5, 2008
JeffS - May 5, 2008
Damn wombat.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
so I searched "Jennifer Morrison"
and appearently these two were engaged and broke up.
JI - May 5, 2008
They broke up
I heard about the engaged thing. Talk about awkward on the set.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
I had heard about the engaged thing as well
I think from Cosmo. Didn’t hear about the breakup.
Matthew - May 5, 2008
wizzle wozzle
JeffS - May 5, 2008
Have you ever read Cosmo?
Most hilarious publication ever.
Matthew - May 5, 2008
Yeah... that's the same reason I watch the movies I do...
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 5, 2008
You like things that women like?
JI - May 5, 2008
except you go out of your way to watch those movies.
Matthew - May 5, 2008
And you just trip and fall on copies of Cosmo?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 5, 2008
if you stopped watching chick flicks
and actually visited a girl’s place, you would know that yes, you pretty much can.
Matthew - May 5, 2008
Yes this is indeed how it works
JeffS - May 5, 2008
the phrase wizzle wozzle is like the one thing LL has taught me
Nick S - May 5, 2008
Glad to hear it
JeffS - May 5, 2008
origin?
JI - May 5, 2008
There are several.
They just happen to be on infomercials. And they happen to be going wild.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
If you do an unsafe google search I bet you could answer that question.
JI - May 5, 2008
I'm intriguied
can you tell me more?
Matthew - May 5, 2008
Nevermind, think I found it.
I’ll say it, better than expected. Still think Olivia Wilde is hotter.
Matthew - May 5, 2008
My attractiveness flowchart
Cuddy > CTB > Cameron >13
you really can’t go wrong in that group.
And, yes, this is the perviest game thread ever.
JI - May 5, 2008
You have Cuddy and Cut throat bitch rated higher than Cameron and Thirteen?
You have problems, man.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
They're all at least 15 years too old for this to be pervy
needs more Fanning
JeffS - May 5, 2008
more attractive:
Dakota Fanning or Natalie Portman in Leon
Matthew - May 5, 2008
Mary Kate and Ashley in Full House
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 5, 2008
Haley Joe in Sixth Sense.
(Yeah, I went there)
Matthew - May 5, 2008
I am reccomending this fanpost.
JI - May 5, 2008
Matilda
JeffS - May 5, 2008
You guys need to get out more.
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
I get all my ass indoors
JeffS - May 5, 2008
I need to meet more attractive female assassins
(Funny, I was talking about this with Graham not two days ago)
Matthew - May 5, 2008
Like to the playground?
JLC - May 5, 2008
Or not the daycare center.
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
if you reverse those signs I'm right with you
Matthew - May 5, 2008
Reverse that
Unless you like the MILF look
JLC - May 5, 2008
I comfortable with the list.
JI - May 5, 2008
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BrianL - May 5, 2008
As long as House is still an asshole, who cares?
JLC - May 5, 2008
In hell
House is portrayed by Alan Alda.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Except he's played by Ted Danson.
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
That's bad
JLC - May 5, 2008
Guest appearances by Horacio Ramirez
Alex B - May 5, 2008
Starring as Lupus?
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
The disease you just can't shake off until the season's already over
Alex B - May 5, 2008
... and you've already accepted arbitration.
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
No Ramirez is Lymphoma
JLC - May 5, 2008
Won't see Senators win Stanley Cup
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
Also won't see Senators lose to Toronto in playoffs
JeffS - May 5, 2008
That can only happen 20 or 30 more times.
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
He's not seeing that regardless
Matthew - May 5, 2008
with this series' sponsored brew?
Matthew - May 5, 2008
Would be funny with non-horrific middle aged ladies?
or no is funny salvageable?
JI - May 5, 2008
The one on the right is making the same face as Laura Palmer in the last scene of Twin Peaks
dopple..ganger.. dopple..ganger!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qbUrLth55Q
Jordan of Boise - May 5, 2008
Flag'd
JLC - May 5, 2008
Richie needs to stop fouling off meatballs (as said above by someone else)
But he is still doing it!
seattlesundevil - May 5, 2008
Jesus Richie... these are RIGHT THERE.
seattlesundevil - May 5, 2008
Sit down Richie.
Sit the fuck down.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
the beltre special there
basebliman - May 5, 2008
Why?
seattlesundevil - May 5, 2008
Richie just HAS to try to hit something....
ThundaPC - May 5, 2008
He did.. he got 6 great pitches to hit
Fouled em off.. guh.
seattlesundevil - May 5, 2008
Finally, it's over. That AB was starting to get on my Marinerves
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 5, 2008
Quit ear fucking us with that word.
Or is it eye fucking?
Double06 - May 5, 2008
Fetal Alcohol At Bats
JeffS - May 5, 2008
wow richie, wow
Way to work for that strikeout
vkut79 - May 5, 2008
How did Cust get named Player of the Week
chinn - May 5, 2008
Red's sunglasses are designed for protection from UV light in a laboratory environment
JeffS - May 5, 2008
Awesome.
Screenshot?
BrianL - May 5, 2008
There was a great shot of them during Ichiro's AB
If you need a screenshot
seattlesundevil - May 5, 2008
K here
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 5, 2008
ha, what a ridiculous look on Raul's face.
Matthew - May 5, 2008
Honestly - WTF was that
seattlesundevil - May 5, 2008
that needs a screen cap something fierce
Matthew - May 5, 2008
Lone Star Ball already covered this.
JI - May 5, 2008
Hey, just like yesterday's game.
ThundaPC - May 5, 2008
Hit more home runs so you can be the face of the franchise
JeffS - May 5, 2008
But Raul is the face of the franchise!!!!1
Coach Owens - May 5, 2008
depressing.
vkut79 - May 5, 2008
Jeff Clement's birthday is only 1 day away from mine!
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 5, 2008
I share a birthday with A-Rod
Alex B - May 5, 2008
I share a birthday with Reefer Jaw
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 5, 2008
I share mine with America.
Bitches.
seattlesundevil - May 5, 2008
Well I share mine with D'Angelo Jimenez!
Coach Owens - May 5, 2008
There was an awesome graphic of refer jaw during the game last night
but I don’t feel like re watching the game to find it.
JI - May 5, 2008
You guys deserve balloons and cookies.
chinn - May 5, 2008
I got Pedro Martinez
Fett42 - May 5, 2008
Kerry Wood >:(
Nick S - May 5, 2008
I got Queen Latifah
Eff you guys. I win.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
I share a birthday with the trade deadline
seattlebruin - May 5, 2008
Jose Vidro never strikes out
get rid of this scrub
JLC - May 5, 2008
The Rockies' FSN girl is hotter than Nicole what's her name.
JI - May 5, 2008
Image?
CapSea - May 5, 2008
Does Candy Land have to choke a bitch?
CapSea - May 5, 2008
JJ doesn't look like his bobblehead
despite what he says
thecapn - May 5, 2008
DId Bradley just grab Richie's ass?
Alex B - May 5, 2008
Sir, from where he's standing, that would be a physical impossibility
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 5, 2008
the baseball way
vkut79 - May 5, 2008
If you had a bobblehead giveaway for 25,000 fans, and only 15,000 fans show up, and you put the other 10,000 bobbleheads in someone's front yard staring at the house, that would be awesome
JeffS - May 5, 2008
Wow.
Coach Owens - May 5, 2008
Especially if there was a mild earthquake.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
Awesomely creepy..
And Awesomely awesome.
seattlesundevil - May 5, 2008
Make it happen, Jeff.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
K
chinn - May 5, 2008
This just in...
Jeff’s gmail password was: “i
who hacks a mariners website when the team is down, really?
bobbleheads on the perpetrators front lawn
Tony S - May 5, 2008
well...
that password was “i heart vidro” – damn hackers
Tony S - May 5, 2008
Wrong. It was 1234.
By coincidence, that’s the same combination I use on my luggage.
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
...*Quickly goes to change password*
TheOptimist - May 5, 2008
Wade Boggs's illegitimate child, Brandon
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 5, 2008
how about that Karl Malone
how many bastard children does he have that are sports superstars?
Tony S - May 5, 2008
Be honest
when you saw “Brandon Boggs” in their lineup, you didn’t think “black guy”.
JeffS - May 5, 2008
I'm reminded of your Kendrick/Greene/Willits comment last year
chinn - May 5, 2008
I was just lookin for screen shots of those
seattlesundevil - May 5, 2008
I was going to make a joke that his name was D'wade.
I didn’t. Clearly.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
Is Brandon Boggs related to Wade Boggs?!?
Coach Owens - May 5, 2008
Maybe if Wade Boggs' distant relatives owned a plantation
JeffS - May 5, 2008
Do you think the Boggses lived on a marsh?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 5, 2008
Ouch
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
no
Wade Boggs is the opposite of black
JI - May 5, 2008
I thought "Jason Botts"
JLC - May 5, 2008
J-Wash 4 Cy Young.
ThundaPC - May 5, 2008
He must have Silva's luck now.
Deviations from the mean can be fun!
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
CY YOUNG
vkut79 - May 5, 2008
Anyone have a line on a torrent for tonight's House yet?
BrianL - May 5, 2008
I could just tell you what happened
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 5, 2008
don't bother
I tried last week. They don’t get up until like 11pm pac
Matthew - May 5, 2008
Max Scherzer just gave up an RBI double to Jamie Moyer
MFAN - May 5, 2008
Ouch, man.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Was Max Scherzer alive when Jamie started pitching?
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
now thats weird
vkut79 - May 5, 2008
5-1 Phillay
time to actually switch to the M’s
Nick S - May 5, 2008
Adam Jones is a good outfielder
mikeA - May 5, 2008
We know
but I suppose you’d like to elaborate.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
He's catching all our doubles and singles. < angry face >
mikeA - May 5, 2008
The world's smallest violin
is playing a sad tune just for you.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
Who's Adam Jones?
I’ve never heard of a player by that name
seattlebruin - May 5, 2008
Fuck David Murphy.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
With Murphy I was definitely thinking "white guy"
chinn - May 5, 2008
With Kenji Johjima I was definitely thinking "Japanese guy"
seattlebruin - May 5, 2008
With John McLaren I was definitely thinking "dumbass anal retentive squinting fuckface"
JLC - May 5, 2008
WIth Brandon Morrow I was definitely thinking "starting pitcher"
Alex B - May 5, 2008
Johjima hit?
BrianL - May 5, 2008
accident
vkut79 - May 5, 2008
Bloop parade
JLC - May 5, 2008
Yay, Milton's pissed
basebliman - May 5, 2008
HAHAHAHA
He didn’t connect 4 that catch. Poor little pony.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
Well that was inspired
JeffS - May 5, 2008
I heard we gave up Norton
for a piece of sausage and a single A prospect.
Tony S - May 5, 2008
Does the prospect have a pulse?
BrianL - May 5, 2008
any news on what kind of sausage?
Matthew - May 5, 2008
Chorizo
Alex B - May 5, 2008
nice
Matthew - May 5, 2008
Finally we win a trade
JeffS - May 5, 2008
No deal.
Chicken Apple or the deal’s off.
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
really?
i heard it was Boudin Noir
also: http://busycooks.about.com/library/archive/blsausagetype.htm
Tony S - May 5, 2008
Sausage is far and away the most hilarious meat.
JI - May 5, 2008
Tonight's dinner:
TJ’s fire roasted vegetables in Basalmic butter
Penne
Some olive oil, basalmic vinegar to add extra sauce
Chicken garlic sausage
Parmesan
Served in a pasta dish and with a half liter of Hoegaarden.
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
Already told you
Bavasi’s bar tab during next GM meetings.
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
LET'S GO WLAD
chinn - May 5, 2008
DON
seattlebruin - May 5, 2008
DON'T STRIKE OUT, RICHIE
seattlebruin - May 5, 2008
Habit?
seattlesundevil - May 5, 2008
Yeah. Pretty much.
seattlebruin - May 5, 2008
HI THIS IS JI
Matthew - May 5, 2008
MINE WASN'T A TYPO EITHER
seattlebruin - May 5, 2008
ZOMG
CapSea - May 5, 2008
HAHAHAHA Thanks Milton..
seattlesundevil - May 5, 2008
WLADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
CapSea - May 5, 2008
wlad!
MFAN - May 5, 2008
Wlad!
Milton Bradley = Jose Guillen.
ThundaPC - May 5, 2008
Milton Bradley: Gold Glove?
edddgar - May 5, 2008
Milton Bradley is not good at this whole defense thing, apparently.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
So outfield defense is important
JeffS - May 5, 2008
Raul catches that
basebliman - May 5, 2008
Whoa, calm down.
JLC - May 5, 2008
YEAH MILLWOOD YOU JUST GOT A WLADDER INFECTION
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 5, 2008
man, if Murphy had dropped his catch
these would be the three most hilarious consecutive hits ever
Matthew - May 5, 2008
.... That was terrible ...
seattlebruin - May 5, 2008
wladwladwladwladwlad
Nick S - May 5, 2008
Bradley is stoned out there
chinn - May 5, 2008
He's no battleship, that's for sure.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
It's how the Mexicans celebrated their victory on this day.
JLC - May 5, 2008
If I was Millwood I'd be pretty tempted to punch Milton Bradley right now
seattlebruin - May 5, 2008
Wlad sandwich!
yeah…
vkut79 - May 5, 2008
Ichiro : May ...
Fett42 - May 5, 2008
I guess luck evens out eh?
Oh well..
seattlesundevil - May 5, 2008
Ichino.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
Meh.
Nice try, Ichiro.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Fuck you Duran
JI - May 5, 2008
it feels weird typing that once.
JI - May 5, 2008
Hahahahahahaha
Just what I was thinking.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
LOPEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Whoooo Lopez!!!
ThundaPC - May 5, 2008
ALL STAR.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
Woo sub .700 ops all-star
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
Weird Al is sitting a few rows back of the Texas dugout
JeffS - May 5, 2008
Really?
BrianL - May 5, 2008
How frequently am I serious
JeffS - May 5, 2008
Hardly ever.
One day you will be, though. I look forward to that day.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
I faked the hacking to get attention
JeffS - May 5, 2008
Is your middle name "Munchausen"?
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
Oops
You have about 36 hours to get out of your house
Fett42 - May 5, 2008
There are better ways to get attention, son.
Try cutting yourself. That works for a lot of kids these days.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Jeff's not emo.
I dunno about this JeffS guy, though
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
I knew Jeff well
This JeffS is an enigma whose heart is yet to be unlocked
Fett42 - May 5, 2008
Yeah, what does the S stand for anyway? Stupid? *snicker snicker*
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 5, 2008
Soulless
Alex B - May 5, 2008
WOOOOO!! MORE THAN ONE INNING WITH RUNS!!
seattlesundevil - May 5, 2008
LOAFIE MVP!!
basebliman - May 5, 2008
Jose!
krb - May 5, 2008
I feel funny inside.
JI - May 5, 2008
I like facing Texas
JLC - May 5, 2008
I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 5, 2008
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE COMPETITION IF HE KEEPS HITTING LIKE THIS
seattlebruin - May 5, 2008
Jose Lopez! Fucking the man since 2008!
Jordan of Boise - May 5, 2008
JOH
vkut79 - May 5, 2008
Come on Raul
dbroncos31 - May 5, 2008
you could tell early on that Millwood would rather be at a whorehouse tonight
Tony S - May 5, 2008
Jamie Moyer owns Max Scherzer
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2008_05_05_phimlb_arimlb_1&mode=gameday
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
That is awesome - also awesome, Pat Burrel is fucking the man this season.
Jordan of Boise - May 5, 2008
Chase Utley is fucking the man AND his sister
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
Chase Utley isn't an internet phenomenon, so I don't care about him
Jordan of Boise - May 5, 2008
C'mon Anton
chinn - May 5, 2008
HUH?
Where was that one??
seattlebruin - May 5, 2008
I'm confused.
Why are there 3 runs on the scoreboard for us, and none for the other team?
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
Safeco scorer
JeffS - May 5, 2008
So the home team really DOES get to decide the rules?
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
Yes
This is CALVINBALL. What do you think this is, baseball?
seattlebruin - May 5, 2008
It's a technical problem
you don’t really think we scored three runs do you?
seattlebruin - May 5, 2008
You're seeing a feed from a parallel dimension.
In our dimension it’s 5-0 Texas.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
That sounds like a good dimension
vkut79 - May 5, 2008
Milton Bradley.
ThundaPC - May 5, 2008
Hax
JLC - May 5, 2008
Washburn no-no tonight
phil collins, something is in the air
Tony S - May 5, 2008
Actually, Washburn did let a kid drown once
but that was just so he could hook up with the sinker’s prom date.
Jordan of Boise - May 5, 2008
nice
Tony S - May 5, 2008
I wish I knew about this whole Washburn liking younger girls thing earlier
JLC - May 5, 2008
Line drives are soon to be in the air
Alex B - May 5, 2008
Uh...
you guys seeing that Ichiro body double?
BrianL - May 5, 2008
They need to sign him
Happybelly - May 5, 2008
creepy look alike!
basebliman - May 5, 2008
What the fuck?
Double06 - May 5, 2008
ICHI TWIN!
phil333 - May 5, 2008
Well.
That was really fucking creepy.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
Holy crap
Ichiro cloned himself.
ThundaPC - May 5, 2008
Holy crap.
dkulich - May 5, 2008
Uh...
seattlebruin - May 5, 2008
Holy shit
Fett42 - May 5, 2008
ICHIRO VISITING FROM PARALLEL DIMENSION
vkut79 - May 5, 2008
Is that the one that was batting in April?
If so, I hope he stays in the seats.
TheOptimist - May 5, 2008
Did anybody get that?
JeffS? PrintScreen?
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
Drop the "S"
CapSea - May 5, 2008
Got it
JeffS - May 5, 2008
I heart you.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
KK
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
Ichiro's Evil Twin
Holy motherfucking shit
marinator - May 5, 2008
How do you know that that is the evil one?
JLC - May 5, 2008
Does he have RIzs' evil twin with him?
BrianL - May 5, 2008
If you know about Ichiro's personal life...
I wouldn’t be so sure about the accuracy of your statement.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
OK so maybe it's the good twin
What the hell do I know
marinator - May 5, 2008
Yeah.
Sign his good twin. Good for team chemistry.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
Worked with Pepe and Jose.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Absolutely not
I think the bigger the asshole, the bigger the talent.
marinator - May 5, 2008
Where's Everett?
CapSea - May 5, 2008
30 miles north of Seattle.
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
There you go.
Hoping someone would give that answer.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
Jarrod Washburn: Bringing the 86 mph HEAT
seattlebruin - May 5, 2008
Someone get a screen grab for us gameday viewers.
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
I'm working on something better
Fett42 - May 5, 2008
I have mlb.tv on but was viewing the gamethread
:-(
Alex B - May 5, 2008
the way i look at it is this
if i watch an M’s game at a bar, it will cost me $20 for a pitcher of beer
great investment getting mlb.tv at 20 per month if you aren’t in a blackout area, go for it
Tony S - May 5, 2008
There's a TV with FSNNW 40 feet away from me, but I often have my lazy moments.
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
yeah
like that guy doesn’t use that to pick up chicks.
lyleleander - May 5, 2008
"I hit singles in mine. Allllllllllll the time."
JLC - May 5, 2008
What the hell is going on here tonight?
I’m entertained and it’s a game in which Washburn is starting
seattlebruin - May 5, 2008
That'll happen when Washburn doesn't blow.. yet.
seattlesundevil - May 5, 2008
I can believe an Ichiro double.
But 3-0 Mariners with Washburn dealing? COME ON
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
Chris Shelton swings at 3 straight 86 mph fastballs
down the middle of the plate and misses each one of them.
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
Remember when he was great that one month?
seattlesundevil - May 5, 2008
10 homers or something
Alex B - May 5, 2008
Richie Sexson's twin
Alex B - May 5, 2008
Looks like Washburn caught more than just Hep B from Mussina
Jordan of Boise - May 5, 2008
and has four voice mails from bill bavasi on
his voicemail to listen to when he gets back ot the clubhouse.
lyleleander - May 5, 2008
That's more like it
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
There goes the perfect game.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Time to open the Washburn floodgates!
seattlesundevil - May 5, 2008
AWOOOOOOGA AWOOOOOOGA!
BrianL - May 5, 2008
GOD DAMMIT WE WERE SO CLOSE
JeffS - May 5, 2008
GOD
I really thought he was gonna get his no-no tonight too
seattlebruin - May 5, 2008
Awwwww man guess we'll have to settle for a 1-hitter
Nick S - May 5, 2008
LD's getting caught all over the place tonight..
seattlesundevil - May 5, 2008
On the radio: DIABEETUS
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
Who here is glad that when they showed the "Ichiro twin" the guy actually looked like Ichiro.
Or, who here when they first heard him say that instantly thought the guy was going to look nothing like Ichiro and that Dave Neihaus was about to pull some old man racism.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
Yeah well
He’s an old man, and he can’t see very well so he could be excused.
marinator - May 5, 2008
I agree.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
i honestly thought the
facial hair/glasses combo was a big part of it.
take his hat off, give him a shave, and i bet it isn’t as impressive.
lyleleander - May 5, 2008
True.
Also, if you smash a crowbar into the dude’s face, then pour scolding hot acid on it, he probably looks quite different.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
JeffS - May 5, 2008
holy shit that is uncanny
Nick S - May 5, 2008
Creepy creepy creepy.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
When I used to live in Seattle
there was a dude working at Costco who looked like that
chinn - May 5, 2008
hehehehehe
CapSea - May 5, 2008
Holy cats
Alex B - May 5, 2008
Creepy.
TheOptimist - May 5, 2008
Oh, that cap gives me an idea.
ThundaPC - May 5, 2008
What the hell?
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
That's April Ichiro.
May Ichiro came back finally.
dkulich - May 5, 2008
I rec this.
This is so awesome it’s true, and vice versa.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
GET READY FOR THE MELTD...
nevermind
chinn - May 5, 2008
Washburn's only in the 40s. Give him 50 more, then panic.
Two Rs and Two Ls - May 5, 2008
Carbon copy of shitty luck..
God dammit Kinsler. DIAF!
seattlesundevil - May 5, 2008
Jesus KA.
Not very lucky today, are we?
BrianL - May 5, 2008
This is fucking bullshit
Double06 - May 5, 2008
quit it dude
JeffS - May 5, 2008
Jesus Fuck; Night of Doppelgangers
chinn - May 5, 2008
Funk Blast Richie.
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
RICHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BrianL - May 5, 2008
RICHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happybelly - May 5, 2008
That shit just got absolutely annihilated
Go Richie
marinator - May 5, 2008
OK well that made up for it
Double06 - May 5, 2008
Fuck blast the shit out of that ball.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
Funk...
Whoops.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
FUNK BLAST!!! GOD I MISSED THOSE!!
basebliman - May 5, 2008
Richie ftw
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
FUNK BLAST RICHIIIIIIIIE!!!!
THAT WAS CRUSHED!!
seattlesundevil - May 5, 2008
RICHIE!
ThundaPC - May 5, 2008
Funk Blast!
phil333 - May 5, 2008
Well.
krb - May 5, 2008
//RAINBOW FB GIF
JI - May 5, 2008
Richie is a God
FB
dbroncos31 - May 5, 2008
FUNK ASS BLAST
chinn - May 5, 2008
RICHIE FEELS THE FUNK
dkulich - May 5, 2008
JeffS - May 5, 2008
I miss those already.
JI - May 5, 2008
They'll be back
JeffS - May 5, 2008
I could open up Corco's ? thread...
JI - May 5, 2008
You could that image and pull a boondock saints.
Change the words from “Funk Blast” to “Fuck. Ass.”
Then we can use it for anything Richie does.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
FUNK.
vkut79 - May 5, 2008
RICHIEEEEEE
seattlebruin - May 5, 2008
BOOMSAUCE
Nick S - May 5, 2008
I can't believe someone made a richie sign
Kaorikaze - May 5, 2008
Not as cool as the Tap-Dancing Adrian Beltre sign.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Made it 2 years ago..
Just found it in the basement.
seattlesundevil - May 5, 2008
4-0 Mariners
So THAT is what it’s like when YOU are playing the bad team, instead of being the bad team.
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
Yes and this is their best pitcher
I look for positive things in the next 2 weeks. Unfortunately the Angels are playing the freaking Royals and the A’s are playing the freaking O’s.
marinator - May 5, 2008
The O's are amazing :(
seattlebruin - May 5, 2008
Great, even when we're good, we're boned.
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
Richie's twin hit that
Tony S - May 5, 2008
I approve of Jeff Clement walks.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Clogs the basepaths.
dkulich - May 5, 2008
Shut up Blowers.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
You caught me.
I’ll go back to being monotone, but somehow entertaining.
dkulich - May 5, 2008
Did he actually say that?
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
Clement Funk Walk
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
God the AL HR leaders are weird
Fett42 - May 5, 2008
I am a fan of Clement and plate discipline
seattlesundevil - May 5, 2008
Plate Discipline!
LongLiveTheKings - May 5, 2008
That's a horrible idea for a trivia question
Double06 - May 5, 2008
A walk? What is this, "walk"?
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
It's where you get on the basepaths
via a method that does not involve errors or basehits.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
So a HBP is called a walk now?
JLC - May 5, 2008
Wow.. quick turnaround for the trivia answer.
seattlesundevil - May 5, 2008
McLaren switching the order around fixed everything!!!
chinn - May 5, 2008
i wonder how much action the Ichiro twin gets
he’s gotta be using that to get laid
Tony S - May 5, 2008
or reporters trying to take pictures of his "Ichi-Pee-Pee"
chinn - May 5, 2008
thanks for reminding me about that
Now that’s a Great Moment in Mariner History!
lyleleander - May 5, 2008
alright, no baserunners the rest of the way
over in time for House
//get ‘r done
JI - May 5, 2008
Betancourt looks like hes swinging to pop it up
vkut79 - May 5, 2008
10-run popup?
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
Kenji takes a pitch?
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
Kenji Johjima hits the ball with authority?
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Kenji gets a hit?
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
Hey look Kenji can hit after all
Regression ahead to the mean
marinator - May 5, 2008
Anyone have a link to that Ladies... Brett pic?
Fett42 - May 5, 2008
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
Paging Librocrat
JeffS - May 5, 2008
we really need to update the images section
Matthew - May 5, 2008
I put it in the fanposts.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
er.. shots.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
What an ugly ass swing by Kenji.
seattlesundevil - May 5, 2008
Who killed Kenji and is wearing his uniform?
chinn - May 5, 2008
Kenji's twin brother Shinji.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
This game feels like puberty
JeffS - May 5, 2008
It has hair where there was no hair before?
JI - May 5, 2008
I WISH PUBERTY FELT LIKE THAT
Matthew - May 5, 2008
like kissing your sister
chinn - May 5, 2008
what? no, not at all like that
JLC - May 5, 2008
WLAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BrianL - May 5, 2008
OH FUCK YES
Matthew - May 5, 2008
WLAD FB!
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
HOLY FUCKING FUCK SHITS WLAD!!!
seattlesundevil - May 5, 2008
Wladamir 2 true outcomes guy
marinator - May 5, 2008
WLAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Double06 - May 5, 2008
WLAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happybelly - May 5, 2008
FUNK WLAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ThundaPC - May 5, 2008
WLAD...
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
WLAD!!!!!!!!!!!
basebliman - May 5, 2008
WLAD!
krb - May 5, 2008
WALDDY WLADDY WLADDY
THIS IS FUCKING AWESoME
JI - May 5, 2008
RUN SUPPORT!
MORE THAN 2 RUNS SCORED! HOME RUNS!
BrianL - May 5, 2008
HOLY SHIT THAT BALL WAS SMOOOOOOKED!
seattlesundevil - May 5, 2008
THAT WAS DESTROYED
JeffS - May 5, 2008
WLAAAAAAAAAADDDD
Fett42 - May 5, 2008
SoMEONE SCREENSHOT THAT
JI - May 5, 2008
FUCK YEAH!
chinn - May 5, 2008
Hate to break it to you guys
this says a lot more about Millwood than it does about our offense.
lyleleander - May 5, 2008
Whatev
Millwood is a fucking ace!
marinator - May 5, 2008
Whatever.
Millwood is an ace!
r0ry - May 5, 2008
Hey think up your own post next time
Jerkface
marinator - May 5, 2008
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
haha
I knew that comment would go over well.
lyleleander - May 5, 2008
Millwood isn't that terrible.
JI - May 5, 2008
Could you not.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
WWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAADDDDDDDDD BBLLLLASSSSSSTTTTT
JLC - May 5, 2008
save some for tomorrow, guys!
basebliman - May 5, 2008
This is all we're gonna score for the whole week...
seattlesundevil - May 5, 2008
WOOOOOOOO
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
WLADWLADWLADWLADWLADWLADWLAD
Nick S - May 5, 2008
RUNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PYTHAG LIKES USSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
dbroncos31 - May 5, 2008
EXPLOSION DE FUNK!
ThundaPC - May 5, 2008
WE GOT THE FUNK GIVE US THE FUNK
JI - May 5, 2008
HAHA
Look at Beltre dance!
phil333 - May 5, 2008
Need animated gif.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
That was awesome
JLC - May 5, 2008
BELTRE WAS JUST DANCING TO THE FUNK
JeffS - May 5, 2008
Awesome.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
we need to make a beltre/red dance party gif
PhilKenSebben - May 5, 2008
Make it happen, someone.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
I'm not good enough at this
JeffS - May 5, 2008
i need sources. but can do it
PhilKenSebben - May 5, 2008
MLBtv account?
JI - May 5, 2008
gifninja.com
Wilder. - May 5, 2008
I know what I'm doing tonight.
JI - May 5, 2008
I trust you
JeffS - May 5, 2008
This is a big step in our relationship.
JI - May 5, 2008
Don't make the mistakes that Robert did
JeffS - May 5, 2008
this must get ripped somehow
along with a screen cap of Raul’s expression in the 1st.
Matthew - May 5, 2008
I think I might still have my animated gif -o-matic
JI - May 5, 2008
Shit that ball was absolutely raped over the wall.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
WLAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LongLiveTheKings - May 5, 2008
Wfunk blasts.
I’m so happy.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
WOOOOO!!!!!! WLAD!!!!!!! FUNK!!!!!!!!!! RUNS!!!!!!!!!
SethGrandpa - May 5, 2008
hahaha
Beltre dancing in the dugout
krb - May 5, 2008
OMG Beltre just got 100x awesomer
dkulich - May 5, 2008
That was fucking ripped.
Through less than 3 innings, we’ve scored more runs than in the last 3-4 games combined.
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
!EXPLOSION DE FUNK!
Thats all they show now…
vkut79 - May 5, 2008
¡alt+173!
thenatural - May 5, 2008
Vlad says happy Cinco De Mayo
Tony S - May 5, 2008
LOL BAD
ColeFitz - May 5, 2008
uh...
CapSea - May 5, 2008
um, time for me to go now
Tony S - May 5, 2008
im watching this on ESPN gamecast
as opposed to MLB Gameday in the library and they have this feature that says incoming pitch has been hit into play and then it shows where the ball is going without doing that gay “In play, out(s) recorded thing”
Gamecast is good luck
Diatribe - May 5, 2008
yeah that gameday feature is horrible
vkut79 - May 5, 2008
Gamecast sucks hairy bulbous donkey balls.
Doesn’t have pitch f/x or other sexy features.
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
yeah, no, gameday > gamecast
but not tonight
Diatribe - May 5, 2008
Someone needs to create a Wlad FB pic equivalent to
Richie’s—I have a feeling it’ll get a lot of use.
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
Laird for DH!
Coach Owens - May 5, 2008
Olerud for suck!
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
this meme is mummified.
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
OK, 7-0?
I like the games where the M’s, what is it, oh, yeah, score runs.
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
It's the influx of our young talent!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
marinator - May 5, 2008
Pythag is happy too.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
Wladamir is back on my happy list.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Wlad will not be off of my happy list for a few years.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
Good lord that ball was crushed
ack - May 5, 2008
I haven't seen such successful hacking
since someone broke into Jeff’s Gmail account
Alex B - May 5, 2008
That's pretty cold.
TheOptimist - May 5, 2008
Too soon?
Alex B - May 5, 2008
Wlad has found the ugliest path to a .800 OPS ever
JeffS - May 5, 2008
This inning has been
BONDS APPROVED
JI - May 5, 2008
NICE
chinn - May 5, 2008
Is that chest hair?
chinn - May 5, 2008
No
JeffS - May 5, 2008
I thought he used the cream to get rid of that.
Or was it the clear?
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
You guys should photoshop
the head of Barry onto G.W.B’s body!
Coach Owens - May 5, 2008
you fail
Matthew - May 5, 2008
Does Coach ever succeed?
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
Sometimes I think I'm more mature than you.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
Man, this Michael Young guy sucks
CapSea - May 5, 2008
Jeff - Wlad is faster than we made him out to be, right?
Just because he doesn’t compare to Jones.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
He's not slow
JeffS - May 5, 2008
He's just not fast enough to play CF
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
I thought he was just a worse baserunner than Jones?
Not slower.
Coach Owens - May 5, 2008
The way he was spoken about in the offseason
I was under the impression he was slow. Or ~okay speed. He’s got some speed, he’s just nowhere near that other guy.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
He doesn't have enough speed to be a defensive asset
JeffS - May 5, 2008
Who is this Jones you speak of...
I don’t remember any Jones…
dkulich - May 5, 2008
Haha they keep hitting line drives to people
This is our night
marinator - May 5, 2008
The Rangers are being Washburninated.
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
Adam Jones catches that....
...
...
I think I’m doing it wrong.
Faux - May 5, 2008
Definately
ColeFitz - May 5, 2008
Run support.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
That picture RULES! XD
TheOptimist - May 5, 2008
New thread up
comments closed in two minutes.
JeffS - May 5, 2008
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