but on a certain website featuring a pirate ship on it, there’s now a link up to someone who might have a video file of a particular TV show that airs in 30 minutes pac time.
My drama teacher who’s a big baseball fan installed it on me that Roger Clemens can win the “CYringe Young award”, so I really don’t know any different.
“We are the [bleep] of Chicago. We’re the Chicago [bleep]. We have the worst owner [Jerry Reinsdorf]. The guy’s got seven [bleeping] rings, and he’s the [bleeping] horse[bleep] owner.”
WLAD BLASTIC!!!!
Who needs veterans when we have kids like this.
It’s also nice to actually have some range in RF.
Shot in the arm. We’ll take it. I’m certain LL Deux attendees’ pants are beshatted.
PositivePaul - May 5, 2008
WRADBRASTIC
chinn - May 5, 2008
hooray for runs
wadswerth - May 5, 2008
Dammit now I have to post it here.
Run support
BrianL - May 5, 2008
It still rules in this thred.
TheOptimist - May 5, 2008
3 threads, 4 innings.
I want 3 more funk blasts by Wlad and Clement.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
I want to see Clement go deep and Wlad walk
Alex B - May 5, 2008
Do we get to bank any of these runs for another game?
Wilder. - May 5, 2008
I've been wishing for that "rule" ever since the 2001 ALCS.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
I blame 9/11 on us losing that season.
Wilder. - May 5, 2008
seriously
it killed all the momentum
vkut79 - May 5, 2008
That's not all it killed
JeffS - May 5, 2008
Oh, you.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
I was going to go with "Which tower was the momentum in?"
but that’ll work too
ningwers - May 5, 2008
On scale of personal tragedy
May 4 2008 > October 21 2001 > September 11 2001
JI - May 5, 2008
Check the gamelogs
the Mariners went on a huge winning streak after September 11.
JI - May 5, 2008
Still gave other teams the opportunity to rest up, a luxury the Mariners should have only been afforded.
Wilder. - May 5, 2008
Yep.
And inspired the Yankees.
And if Yankee Stadium wasn’t already tough to play at, the Mariners would have been unpatriotic if they beat the Yankees.
Wilder. - May 5, 2008
Yes, according to Calvinball rules.
We will be starting the next 4 games with a score of J to 245.6
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
We're the home team, right?
I don’t see why we can’t
Alex B - May 5, 2008
Hello v. 2007 J. Lo.
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
2007 version would've done it on the first pitch.
TheOptimist - May 5, 2008
RAUL!
BrianL - May 5, 2008
I approve of that photoshop.
JI - May 5, 2008
...
...
...
...
...
CapSea - May 5, 2008
JI - May 5, 2008
weeeeeeeeee
JeffS - May 5, 2008
AhHAHAHAh
Recco’d
Wilder. - May 5, 2008
rec the thread not this post
JI - May 5, 2008
Rec'd a million times over.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
I have never been one to shy away from taking credit for someone else's work.
JI - May 5, 2008
Welcome to bantown.
Thanks for copying it though. Forgot it doesn’t show up with the auto-updates
Matthew - May 5, 2008
I bow to you.
Wilder. - May 5, 2008
I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY, GUY!
HE’S NOT YOUR GUY, FRIEND!
I’M NOT YOUR FRIEND, BUDDY!
SethGrandpa - May 5, 2008
This is insane
What is going on tonight?
lyleleander - May 5, 2008
I just tuned in
I’m as confused as you are
ningwers - May 5, 2008
Don't question.
Just enjoy it.
TheOptimist - May 5, 2008
Raul, 2 doubles.
We need Millwood to pitch more games.
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
STROKED!
chinn - May 5, 2008
Just like when...
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
Many U's are called for
RAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
Who opened the door to bizarro world?
Alex B - May 5, 2008
hmm..
Hit Beltre. Die.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
I hope Beltre kills Kinsler with a LD
chinn - May 5, 2008
Fett42 - May 5, 2008
Awesome.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
well played sir
chinn - May 5, 2008
Where's Gil Meche?
Alex B - May 5, 2008
Bottom right
Fett42 - May 5, 2008
Hehe
Alex B - May 5, 2008
Mommy, what is Gil Meche doing to himself under the table?
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
And the creepy old man is who?
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
The guy next to the clone on FSN
Fett42 - May 5, 2008
But I thought he looked sufficiently Emperorish
Fett42 - May 5, 2008
Squinty clone?
Alex B - May 5, 2008
yahhh
vkut79 - May 5, 2008
whoops
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
that was fucking stupid Raul
Matthew - May 5, 2008
Who are you and what have you done with the Mariners
and can you make sure they don’t come back please
Nick S - May 5, 2008
GOD DAMN YOU RAUL
JI - May 5, 2008
Ah there's Red.
Awesome shades indeed.
Also, Fuck you Raul for being slow.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Bad Baseruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuning.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
Riiiiiideee raceerrrrr!
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Yet another pic that needs to become unlost.
TheOptimist - May 5, 2008
CapSea - May 5, 2008
Oh right baseball is supposed to be fun.
as opposed to east coast games.
PhilKenSebben - May 5, 2008
Nice work Raul... you fucking idiot
I think not trying to take 3rd on a ball in front of you was like the first thing I ever learned in little league
thenatural - May 5, 2008
I don't want to break up anymore
InSpokane - May 5, 2008
makeup sex is always the best
Matthew - May 5, 2008
CapSea - May 5, 2008
I want that recap thread back.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Give it time
JeffS - May 5, 2008
I bet you can't wait.
JI - May 5, 2008
Chirst
Or was that intentional?
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
It was not.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
I never cease to be unintentionally hilarious.
JI - May 5, 2008
CapSea - May 5, 2008
You will look quite silly the next time you refresh this thread.
JI - May 5, 2008
I don't know what this means.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
You will.
JI - May 5, 2008
I refreshed.
I still have no idea what it means.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
[the picture is supposed to have the spelling corrected]
JI - May 5, 2008
OH
You should be talking to Buthole, though. I do not feel silly.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
What?
I heard my name.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
CapSea - May 5, 2008
This is still one of my favorite photoshops.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
I was just about to post the same thing
seattlesundevil - May 5, 2008
MSPaint.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
Trix
JeffS - May 5, 2008
I was thinking the same thing
thenatural - May 5, 2008
I'm not the only one who fucks up simple words!
JI - May 5, 2008
Yeah, that was established last time.
I have no intention of fixing it though. The message is still the same, and I find it unintentionally funny.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
Tricks are things that whores do for money
HARRYP09 - May 5, 2008
Trix is funnier due to it's correct
JeffS - May 5, 2008
It kinda ruined it.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
At least it gives me an excuse to go back through my other paint jobs.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
ha ha
InSpokane - May 5, 2008
WTF I just got here
Corco - May 5, 2008
Bad Richie back.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
TAKE
LongLiveTheKings - May 5, 2008
You bag of tits
JeffS - May 5, 2008
mmmmmmmmmmmmm..... bag of tits
thenatural - May 5, 2008
Bag of severed tits
JeffS - May 5, 2008
gross
InSpokane - May 5, 2008
Yes this is the proper response to the strikeout
JeffS - May 5, 2008
Things I don't want to swin through in my money bin:
1). That.
JI - May 5, 2008
Damn straight
ningwers - May 5, 2008
He meant to say:
“Yummmmmmmmmmmmm”
CapSea - May 5, 2008
Ew.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Nipple-ectomies
chinn - May 5, 2008
God when Jeff gets back he won't be happy with comments like these.
Jesus have you read the TOS?
dbroncos31 - May 5, 2008
This casts the Jeff knife "ladies" photo in a whole new light
ningwers - May 5, 2008
Funk K
chinn - May 5, 2008
Richie's 3 true outcomes
strikeout, funk blast, strikeout
Nick S - May 5, 2008
ThundaPC - May 5, 2008
The best part is he actually looks evil
Fett42 - May 5, 2008
Diabolical
Is the word.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
needs more goatee
JI - May 5, 2008
LOL!! Nice!
Sam Regens - May 5, 2008
As amusing as this is
the Ichiro double is actually very, VERY creepy when you think about it.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
WTF?
Who wears an oversized cowboy hat to Safeco?
Faux - May 5, 2008
somberero
cinco de mayo, homes
PhilKenSebben - May 5, 2008
Fuck that noise.
If they want to celebrate Mexico, they can go back there.
Corco’s with me, right?
//Bait
Faux - May 5, 2008
I'm with you
Corco - May 5, 2008
Richie Sexson usually
JeffS - May 5, 2008
It's funny
‘cause it’s bigger than a normal hat.
Teej - May 5, 2008
Nice camera angle dickweeds
chinn - May 5, 2008
Richie teaching Clement defense?
DO. NOT. WANT.
seattlebruin - May 5, 2008
Here's how you stand here like an idiot.
And this, Jeff, is how you fall straight down and make it appear like you’re diving.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
The M's won't fight for 1st place
But man do they put their game face on for 3rd
Fett42 - May 5, 2008
Where the hell
did they dredge up Sidney Ponson
PhilKenSebben - May 5, 2008
A bar.
Alex B - May 5, 2008
FRANCE
chinn - May 5, 2008
Prison break
Fett42 - May 5, 2008
Arby's.
Teej - May 5, 2008
I'm sure he hits the same buffet circuit Laird does.
Faux - May 5, 2008
funny place
JeffS - May 5, 2008
I'm not saying anything
but on a certain website featuring a pirate ship on it, there’s now a link up to someone who might have a video file of a particular TV show that airs in 30 minutes pac time.
Matthew - May 5, 2008
The most highly anticipated Anthony Bourdain of the season
JeffS - May 5, 2008
Deadliest Catch: The Revenge
Matthew - May 5, 2008
An no comments for 2 minutes after.
I wonder what people were doing.
Faux - May 5, 2008
Shhhh I'm part of the swarm right now.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
FUCK THAT, i'M WATCHING IT IN HD
JI - May 5, 2008
I'm not saying anything
but the video might be in HD.
Matthew - May 5, 2008
Not saying anything
but my video card doesn’t do HD, even though my monitor is a HD tv.
JI - May 5, 2008
clement bast!...fucker
InSpokane - May 5, 2008
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
CapSea - May 5, 2008
I'm going to laugh if that actually ends up being the only hit for Texas tonight
seattlebruin - May 5, 2008
AAAAHHHH
PhilKenSebben - May 5, 2008
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
oh fuck you anal leakage
Matthew - May 5, 2008
Fissures
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
*Kaz Matsui
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
Flange - Flange - Shit
Flange – Flange – Scrote
Anal Seepage! Ah no!
Jordan of Boise - May 5, 2008
Fuck.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Fuck!
Happybelly - May 5, 2008
Cracker ima cut some bacon off ya back
JeffS - May 5, 2008
Oh I get it now!
You’re the black Jeff Sullivan.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
No I'm the automatic Mad Real World random quote generator Jeff Sullivan
JeffS - May 5, 2008
Anatomical differences make that impossible.
I went there. Now I’ll leave there.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
Yes it's mostly the skin thing
JeffS - May 5, 2008
Crying
chinn - May 5, 2008
The white Willie Mays
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
and the black Wade Boggs in the same outfield!
Matthew - May 5, 2008
>:O
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
Is that a a guy with a big head?
Faux - May 5, 2008
No, it was a belligerent face.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
Looks like an angry blow-up doll.
Teej - May 5, 2008
You would know?
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
I'm mean to mine.
Teej - May 5, 2008
He's one of those angry sex fetish people.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
You're posting upsidedown.
Faux - May 5, 2008
No.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
No, Griffey had the big head.
Boggs was in the bar fight with Barney.
Pitt the Elder!!!
DCMariner - May 5, 2008
AH FUCK
chinn - May 5, 2008
What the fuck is up with Ranger CFers
when they play us?
Matthew - May 5, 2008
Needs less Reed Johnson
JeffS - May 5, 2008
He made that look ridiculously easy.
Teej - May 5, 2008
Josh Hamilton: mental health day off
I think he needs a little longer
JeffS - May 5, 2008
He's gotta restock that cyringe.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
Strike 1.
I gotta’ fill in for Coach.
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
Huh
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
*syringe
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
Oh, yeah,
My drama teacher who’s a big baseball fan installed it on me that Roger Clemens can win the “CYringe Young award”, so I really don’t know any different.
It was somewhat of a freudian slip, I guess.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
GOD DAMMIT
DIE KINSLER DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Are you fucking kidding me kinsler?
seattlesundevil - May 5, 2008
CFers = Cattle Fuckers?
Faux - May 5, 2008
Reply to...
/Smacks head
Faux - May 5, 2008
I liked it on it's own..
seattlesundevil - May 5, 2008
You could have had a V8 fucker.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Fucking douchebag Kinsler
chinn - May 5, 2008
Get the fuck on base Kenji. Wlad needs a run fb.
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
fuck you kenji
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
What is this get on base mean?
PhilKenSebben - May 5, 2008
Old Kenji's back
chinn - May 5, 2008
That was quick..
seattlesundevil - May 5, 2008
i love the blonde in this comcast commercial
PhilKenSebben - May 5, 2008
I love that Comcast "Everyone loves Money" commercial.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
What it is bro, you straight?
CapSea - May 5, 2008
Mr. J, Mr. J!
BrianL - May 5, 2008
that is a good one
InSpokane - May 5, 2008
potatoes and morrow should not dance
InSpokane - May 5, 2008
Who are you and why are you getting on base?
JeffS - May 5, 2008
As told by Goethe
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
Dammit, now he can't bean Kinsler in the nuts
chinn - May 5, 2008
Washburn could probably hit more batters without letting them all on base
They’d only notice half the time
Fett42 - May 5, 2008
Rec'd for some thought, better post.
Faux - May 5, 2008
Washburn with the fastball to the hand.
Batter shakes it, turns, asks the ump, did that hit me?
Faux - May 5, 2008
T-21 minutes.
JI - May 5, 2008
...aaaand got the episode!
BrianL - May 5, 2008
cheater
JI - May 5, 2008
Ayup.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Ayoub.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
Yub Yub.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Pitch one, ball?
Coach Owens - May 5, 2008
DOUBLE PLAY WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BrianL - May 5, 2008
2005 YUNI!
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
Very nice
krb - May 5, 2008
Yay!
Crispy defense!
ThundaPC - May 5, 2008
i like 643
InSpokane - May 5, 2008
DOUBLE PLAY TWINS!
That was Yuni circa 3 years ago!
seattlesundevil - May 5, 2008
Jose n' Yuni yes it's true!
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
NICE
chinn - May 5, 2008
YUUUUU BET!
seattlebruin - May 5, 2008
Jeff hacked, couldn't care less.
We have runs.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Needs more Smurfette.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
That photo has become disturbingly topical
ningwers - May 5, 2008
WE'RE BACK BABY
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JeffS - May 5, 2008
Bender?
PhilKenSebben - May 5, 2008
I wonder what marinator thinks of Andre the batboy
JeffS - May 5, 2008
fuck wlad
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
Terr-richie-iffic????
I think I now know true hate.
Faux - May 5, 2008
Hahahahahahaaha Wlad is so confused
seattlebruin - May 5, 2008
MR TRACER DOESN'T AGREE
Fett42 - May 5, 2008
"This should be fun"
never change
JeffS - May 5, 2008
We love him just the way he is.
Forever youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuung…
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
You know what?
I need a milkshake. I might leave for a bit. MIGHT.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
It's Loafie time!
seattlebruin - May 5, 2008
And that was Loafie Time
I hope you enjoyed it
JeffS - May 5, 2008
I DID enjoy Loafie time, thanks for asking!
seattlebruin - May 5, 2008
Ozzie Guillen is my favorite
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3382020
JeffS - May 5, 2008
He's not my favorite.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
not my favorite in chicago
PhilKenSebben - May 5, 2008
Ozzie rocks.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Faggot I'm the mayor of horseshit!
Faux - May 5, 2008
It's late and I'm dense.
I got most of these, but what’re the first two?
“We are the [bleep] of Chicago. We’re the Chicago [bleep]. We have the worst owner [Jerry Reinsdorf]. The guy’s got seven [bleeping] rings, and he’s the [bleeping] horse[bleep] owner.”
Faux - May 5, 2008
I was assuming shit..
Just because Chicago Shit sounds badass.
seattlesundevil - May 5, 2008
1. cock
2. wankers
just a guess
HARRYP09 - May 5, 2008
best
chancellors
zany!
best
euthanasia
JeffS - May 5, 2008
As a tactician, he makes me cry.
But he’s such an awesome interview.
Teej - May 5, 2008
RE: Ozzie getting 86ed
What day do you have in the pool?
JI - May 5, 2008
It seems like he doesn't understand
That fans everywhere do that. He’s one of those anti-rosterbation crusaders I guess.
Tipper Guillen.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
Nice try, Beltre.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Washburn meltdown!
DANGER ZONE!
BrianL - May 5, 2008
chinn - May 5, 2008
Even though this is a good image...
I don’t like seeing it repeat over and over and over again.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
What kind of fan are you
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
(For the record, I'm just questioning your fanhood for this in specifics. I really secretly love you Librocrat.)
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
fa-
maggot.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Don't be hurtful, friend.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
Alright!
This is more like it! This place was getting wayyyyy too positive and happy
seattlebruin - May 5, 2008
Washburn
“I see your true colors shining through”
Majic - May 5, 2008
The SS Washburn is traveling through the 90 Pitch Sea to Meltdown Island
Nick S - May 5, 2008
Huh...this could get ugly in a hurry.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Michael Young:
“Probably one of the more underrated players in the game.”
Fett42 - May 5, 2008
WHY MUST WE DO THIS RIGHT BEFORE HOUSE?
JI - May 5, 2008
Washburn Meltdown Time!™
thenatural - May 5, 2008
Well, this game is about to get a lot closer.
Washburn @ 90 pitches
HARRYP09 - May 5, 2008
Trainers have been makin g alot of trips to the mound lately.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Why do our starters keep leaving hurt?
Guh..
seattlesundevil - May 5, 2008
Covers Mac's ass
when he forgets to warm someone up in the pen.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Wilder. - May 5, 2008
needs less ?
JI - May 5, 2008
And tumor-head.
I will fix it one of these days.
Wilder. - May 5, 2008
I thought that looked way fucked up
JeffS - May 5, 2008
Why do they think that the trainer can help cure suck-itis?
seattlebruin - May 5, 2008
Yanked at 87 pitches?
Oh snap!
ThundaPC - May 5, 2008
Progress
HARRYP09 - May 5, 2008
Does anyone here practice Santeria?
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
I don't
JeffS - May 5, 2008
Not me.
I don’t even have a crystal ball.
Majic - May 5, 2008
Fuck. Posted too late.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
Yeah, and his was more creatively said anyway.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
War?
War.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
I ain't got no crystal ball
CapSea - May 5, 2008
I practice not listening to Sublime.
Teej - May 5, 2008
EFF. YOU.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
I'm going to have to go with Teej on this one.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
YOU. TOO.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
It was good like 10 years ago...
I’ve heard what I got and badfish at lame parties just about enough, though…
thenatural - May 5, 2008
What about Same in the End?
Or Santeria, Wrong Way, April 26th 1992?
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
Sorry, dude.
I grew up on an island full of stoners/hippies, so I’ve heard enough to last a lifetime.
Teej - May 5, 2008
You grew up on Orcas Island?
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Doe Bay ftw
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
Vashon
Teej - May 5, 2008
Eugene??
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
NEED INSURANCE RUNS!
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Found this too.
I need to make more images. It’s fun to go through them later.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
Do a similar thing
With that church sign one.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
I don't like this...
IS THIS GAME EFFING IN QUESTION ALL OF A [BLEEP]ING SUDDEN
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
We should trade for Ben.
JI - May 5, 2008
Davis?
BrianL - May 5, 2008
DO BETTER HOUSE IS STARTING
JeffS - May 5, 2008
Torrent it, Jeff.
Torrent it.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
By the way don't forget to make a .gif of Beltre dancing, somebody
JeffS - May 5, 2008
yes sir
JI - May 5, 2008
MORE RUNS PLEASE
chinn - May 5, 2008
WE at start of inning: 99.2%
WE now: 97.2%
This game is now House approved. See ya.
JeffS - May 5, 2008
BRB
JI - May 5, 2008
The best three words ever
“In play, outs”
HARRYP09 - May 5, 2008
they have more a negative connotation for me
Diatribe - May 5, 2008
Sean Green flyouts?
Not happy.
Faux - May 5, 2008
Sims loves the word "stroke" ...
when he starts talking about “gently caressing his bat” I putting the mute on for good.
mark sobba - May 5, 2008
Between Saltalamacchia and Cattalanotto
I can see MLB scrabble failing.
Mientkeiwicz nods in approval.
Majic - May 5, 2008
Van Poppel
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
Would "Assdribble" be acceptable in this hypothetical scrabble?
It should be.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
I think it's "Asdrubal".
Just sayin’.
Faux - May 5, 2008
WOOOOOOOOO HOUSE
Matthew - May 5, 2008
I'll be watching my commercial-free copy right after the game.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
I'm on the east coast and already saw it
It’s not lupus
rickpo - May 5, 2008
JI - May 5, 2008
WHY MUST YOU SPOIL IT!?
BrianL - May 5, 2008
One time it will be.
Then no one will watch it, because there won’t be any suspense.
Faux - May 5, 2008
it actually was lupus once
Matthew - May 5, 2008
I was disappointed
they didn’t hold off on that until the series finale.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
I did not know that.
Of course, I was playing Mariokart Wii instead, so I don’t feel that bad about it.
Faux - May 5, 2008
We must protect this............
Nahhhhh.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
Wash has tightness in his right calf.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Officially?
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
According to Sims.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Oh, I tune him out
When he’s not on screen or talking like a funkadelic black guy.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
O-fficially
chinn - May 5, 2008
Overcompensating, probably.
He got kicked in the shin by a 12yr old he was hitting on.
Faux - May 5, 2008
I was waiting for this comment.
Thank you.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
K does someone want to explain all this Jarrod Washburn kiddie diddler shit?
I think I missed something.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
Supposedly he was caught "hanging out" with teenage girls.
I don’t know if it’s true, but it’s funny.
Faux - May 5, 2008
When?
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
I would imagine after he started playing baseball professionally.
Other than that, does it matter?
Faux - May 5, 2008
Yes, as the article told me.
That’s just peculiar that the same sort of thing gets an actual contributing pitcher like Kaz Sasaki sent away, while we welcome Mr. Rural Wisconsin.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
Actually...
http://www.thefreelibrary.com/ANGELS+PITCHER+BEING+INVESTIGATED+WASHBURN+ACCUSED+OF+SEXUAL…-a091430912
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
There we go
Thank you redwolf. I like you. I don’t think you like me. But you’re cool man.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
What are you talking about man?
I love squirrels.
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
Finally someone comments on the avatar!
Wooooooo.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
Most of us have them turned off.
Faux - May 5, 2008
Even just to view?
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
It's in your settings page.
You can turn off viewing avatars there. I think they’re for 12yr old girls and Half-Life hackers, so I’d rather just have a blank spot.
Faux - May 5, 2008
:[ is that what you think of me, Faux?
If it counts for anything, I hate Muse.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
I prefer to suspend my disbelief.
I come here to get away from the morons of the world. If I saw all the avatars, I wouldn’t like this place as much.
Faux - May 5, 2008
You have not seen mine and Gomez's then.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
Nice.
I love it when there’s actual reasons to make fun of someone, as opposed to rumours.
Faux - May 5, 2008
I don't mind rumors.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
I veal I should wish him well
But I won’t. I’m too cowed.
Majic - May 5, 2008
Do...Not...Post...Evil..Ronald...McDonald...Goblin...
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
Needs more Reed.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
Free Jer-
Ah hell you know the spiel.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Okay, well... I'm out.
Good luck all.
CapSea - May 5, 2008
Oh come on
Someone let Adrian get a hit dammit!
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Fuck that
Happybelly - May 5, 2008
Wade Boggs catches that
And keeps his feet.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
That's the best swing I've ever seen.
ThundaPC - May 5, 2008
FUCK ME
chinn - May 5, 2008
Beltre has hit three balls that should've gone for hits today.
ThundaPC - May 5, 2008
Not necessarily
That last one, but you can rarely get away with 2 liners hit directly at an infielder who is standing where he always is.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
The casual fan demands that Adrian be DFA'd
for going 0-4.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
The casual fan demands Richie traded
For being sensible.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
Beltre is getting fucked by the man.
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
Stop doing that, Richie
krb - May 5, 2008
Getting strikeouts at other people's knee height?
Faux - May 5, 2008
And yet HR on the exact same pitch.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
He can't swing at all of them.
Faux - May 5, 2008
Let's stop this here.
I’m starting to back myself into the corner of defending Richie fucking Sexson. It’s a place I’d rather not be.
Faux - May 5, 2008
I believe I was too.
No worries.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
Needs more Doug Martsch
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
oh snap House
Matthew - May 5, 2008
NO SPOILERS!
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Green woooo!
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Nice swing asshole
chinn - May 5, 2008
Sit down, asswipe
chinn - May 5, 2008
9:10 PM
House does something outrageous which would get him fired in real life.
JI - May 5, 2008
Slow show, then.
It took ten whole minutes?
Faux - May 5, 2008
more like 9:00-9:10
JI - May 5, 2008
Well that's a first.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
3Ks by Green this inning.
Nice. Putz for the 9th, needs work.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Needs more Sasaki
And Hasegawa. And why not, Wasabi.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
hahahaha uhhh
chinn - May 5, 2008
Have a seat, dicknose
chinn - May 5, 2008
You unneccesary profanity warms my cockles.
Majic - May 5, 2008
stop, you're turning me on
chinn - May 5, 2008
I need an adult!!!!
Where’s Jeff when you need him to stop the gay?
Faux - May 5, 2008
I'll slice your fucking cockles with a long and shiny blade!
Jordan of Boise - May 5, 2008
Green struck out the side.
Sean Green struck out the side.
Majic - May 5, 2008
Just wait until they bring him in every day in the series to do the same.
Faux - May 5, 2008
Everday looks like he's graying a little bit.
borgy - May 5, 2008
HAHAHAHA
“Not everyday like he used to be here, Mike, but he still gets it done.”
Not how I remember 2006, really.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
Get on base, Kenji
I wanna see more Wlad
Majic - May 5, 2008
Fail.
Majic - May 5, 2008
Now you have to root for a tie, bastard.
Faux - May 5, 2008
nooooo too late
Clement needs to do more
vkut79 - May 5, 2008
JJ in. Walks imminent.
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
Putz in
Game ongoing.
Majic - May 5, 2008
OH NOES!
A SEAHAWK GOT SURGERY!
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Brian Russell please.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
Jordan Babineux please.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Rob Sims
Sorry
Mariner John - May 5, 2008
Damn.
Damn damn damn damn damn DAMN.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Just arthroscopic knee surgery.
He’ll be back by training camp.
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
Babineaux*
Get ‘yer creole names right
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
Whatever.
He needs to die in a fire.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Josh Brown needs to die in a conflagration and have his remnants fed to ravenous
feral pit bulls to cap it off.
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
Jordin Babineaux hurts this team by taking the field.
Josh Brown will die when our ST unit goes headhunting.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Don't screw the pooch, JJ
chinn - May 5, 2008
Orioles colors!!
KILL KILL
Faux - May 5, 2008
Velocity down.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Watching on Gameday.
What’s his FB at?
Majic - May 5, 2008
93
chinn - May 5, 2008
Dammit.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
YOU'RE NOT WELL!! DL!!
basebliman - May 5, 2008
noooo
vkut79 - May 5, 2008
FUCK A DUCK
chinn - May 5, 2008
Take it back.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
At least this way
It will soon BECOME a save opportunity.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
it's sad but I trust Morrow more than Putz right now
basebliman - May 5, 2008
Flyballs not good.
Not convinced JJ is healthy.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
94 mph, nope
vkut79 - May 5, 2008
9:23 PM
The first diagnosis is wrong, patient crashes, no one has any idea what the hell is wrong with him.
JI - May 5, 2008
We get it. You don't like House.
Mariner John - May 5, 2008
You couldn't be more wrong.
JI - May 5, 2008
Sorry, I thought you were the dissident in the Family Guys Sucks thread.
Mariner John - May 5, 2008
Tying run on deck.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
Damn.
JJ is not well.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Guessing Putz is just working on his fastball command.
ThundaPC - May 5, 2008
Wow.
Putz, you are not in shape for this.
vkut79 - May 5, 2008
Putz Whoa.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
If the Ms lose this game...
No….
vkut79 - May 5, 2008
I abandon the season
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
Remember how Jeff used to say that he worries that JJ will go back to his old shitty self one day?
I think he might be on that road.
Faux - May 5, 2008
Nice fucking split
chinn - May 5, 2008
Little high, though.
dkulich - May 5, 2008
could House diagnose Putz?
ermac - May 5, 2008
Ramirez syndrome.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
K. I approve.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
K
boom.
ThundaPC - May 5, 2008
better
basebliman - May 5, 2008
Remember in the Kingdome when a relief pitcher was warming up
and the pitch to the catcher went “Wooop”
then the throw back would go “Wooooooo…”
This is Putz Wooooo…
Majic - May 5, 2008
I remember
it was annoying as hell
chinn - May 5, 2008
oh yeah, that was god awful!
Almost all women doing that chant
basebliman - May 5, 2008
Goodbye, assface
chinn - May 5, 2008
JJ sucking?
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
A little late.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
Shaboom.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
Get that splitter down, dammit.
Faux - May 5, 2008
ARGH
Faux - May 5, 2008
Is it just me...
or does that “splitter” look like a 12-6 curve
dkulich - May 5, 2008
Ugh.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
JJ's slider is terrible.
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
That's a slider?
Faux - May 5, 2008
don't think it's a slider
chinn - May 5, 2008
Yes, his first few pitches were "sliders."
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
Velocity still doesn't look like it's come back for JJ.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Nor has the confidence.
dkulich - May 5, 2008
Last pitch was 96 MPH.
He’s fine.
ThundaPC - May 5, 2008
BALLGAME
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
WE HAS A WIN!
BrianL - May 5, 2008
a win!! I approve!
basebliman - May 5, 2008
HOUSE TIME!
BrianL - May 5, 2008
NOOOOOOOOOOO I DOWNLOADED LAST WEEK'S EPISODE!
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Diagnosis: Hilarity
Faux - May 5, 2008
Hahahahaha
At first that read “Diagnosis: Hillary”
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
thenatural - May 5, 2008
M's WIN!!!
Happybelly - May 5, 2008
Whew
easymmmkay - May 5, 2008
OVER
vkut79 - May 5, 2008
NICE
chinn - May 5, 2008
/end sweating
dkulich - May 5, 2008
//Lets go of breath.
Faux - May 5, 2008
Richard Simmons face!
Majic - May 5, 2008
Before the game started I thought Brandon Boggs might be related to Wade
I changed this hypothesis once I saw Brandon.
I apologize if this was mentioned already
Mariner John - May 5, 2008
3 hours late.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
Was not here.
Does not count.
Mariner John - May 5, 2008
Well, that was needed
vkut79 - May 5, 2008
Wow, that face McLaren just made makes me want to kick him in the junk
dkulich - May 5, 2008
Putz will be back in full force soon.
No worries.
ThundaPC - May 5, 2008
Granted, I missed the Yankees series...
but I don’t think I’ve seen him get a splitter down like he used to since he came back. It looks like he just doesn’t have control over it.
Faux - May 5, 2008
add a "consistently" to that
Sorry, it’s 1240A here.
Faux - May 5, 2008
Alright night guys.
qrsouther - May 5, 2008
Jamie Moyer: 7 IP 2R 0 BB 5 K pitching 2-3 1 2B batting
Chase Utley: Man of the 1.210 OPS.
Diamondbacks=owned.
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
9:36: lupus, sarcoidosis mentioned
JeffS - May 5, 2008
I missed it, was it lupus?
OlSalty - May 5, 2008
JeffS - May 5, 2008
I have to get this made into a shirt.
JI - May 5, 2008
But first you need the Beltre dancing .gif
go go go!
JeffS - May 5, 2008
TELL THE ARCHIVES TO HURRY THE FUCK UP
JI - May 5, 2008
My ability to communicate with the archives was hacked
JeffS - May 5, 2008
THOSE BASTARDS
JI - May 5, 2008
You know....
Lupus affects 1.4 million people in the U.S., so you’d think that at some point it WOULD actually be lupus.
OlSalty - May 6, 2008
SOMEONE TORRENT THIS EPISODE OF HOUSE
BrianL - May 5, 2008
DOWNLOAD FASTER DOWNLOAD FASTER!
SEED MORE YOU BASTARDS!
BrianL - May 5, 2008
just got back home
I apologize to Wlad for even suggesting that you aren’t the answer. You are the answer Wlad!
MFAN - May 5, 2008
It's okay.
I’m sure Wlad forgives you.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
Whoever posted from allmoviephoto.com...
needs to die a painful death. Reloading this page refuses to timeout from their server. Assholes.
Faux - May 5, 2008
Same thing. autorefresh is broken.
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
Incidentally, I love me some adblockpro.
Faux - May 5, 2008
As do I.
How did I ever live w/o it?
redwolf75 - May 5, 2008
9:59
House is eventually right; no, it’s not lupus.
JI - May 5, 2008
Washburn has pop in arm
Unfortunately, it’s not lupus.
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2008
Maid Guy demands to know how you know it's not lupus!
The Typical Idiot Fan - May 6, 2008
Ten more minutes...ten more minutes
then I can get my House fix.
Until then I’ll listen to this awesome MIDI bagpipe song.
BrianL - May 5, 2008
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