I had my TV set to auxiliary; NCAA 05. I’m playing for the national championship. Anyone care to here the details, how my team is run, my mobile QB, spread offense, etc?
2005 was a good year for the real life Ducks. Til Arizona game where Kellen Clemens broke his ankle, and Dennis Dixon wasn’t yet out of the shotgun in goddamn Gary Crowton’s offense.
I just meant the whole ‘mobile qb’ in your first post about your team. I didn’t notice you had said 2005, which implied Clemens..who is not that mobile.
My QB in this game (fully recruited and legitimate player, won the Heisman as a Sophomore) has a speed of 87. The fastest QB in the game (Vince Young had an 86, and he was the fastest ever in that game.)
Even Dennis Dixon only had a speed of 78 in that game. Dennis Dixon ran a 4.52 40, which is .08 faster than Reggie Bush… soooooooo…
Female: Why do guys find boobs so interesting? Hero: I don’t know. They just are. Female: Well, I don’t think they’re interesting. Hero: Well, no, yours aren’t. Female: ... Hero: //drinks beer
Intoxicated, or under the influence drivers and passengers in moving vehicles have higher chances of crash, but lower mortality rates. No idea, but it’s clearly exemplified in all Simpsons episodes, and it does make sense to an extent.
But we have a formidable experienced first baseman
He’s played the game several years so he works hard and knows what to do, and makes those clutch hits. And I am sure he will bust out of his slump…any day now.
Hehehe
ningwers - May 6, 2008
Jeff you bad man,
I had a really witty and observant reply queued on the other thread.
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
gonna have to say
HotD Fred disappoints me a little.
Matthew - May 6, 2008
Well if we are lucky, we can make this a 4 parter...
hell we are going into the Bottom of the 6th right?
laxtonto - May 6, 2008
Please
Can this be the last game thread for tonight? I don’t think this’ll hit 100 comments honestly.
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
yeah right
Matthew - May 6, 2008
Oh, Matthew's here.
Disregard.
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
You underestimate us
JeffS - May 6, 2008
I'm
sorry for your loss, Jeff!
Coach Owens - May 6, 2008
again with the italics?
JI - May 6, 2008
christ you make no sense whatsoever
i’m losing my patience
Matthew - May 6, 2008
he's never inappropriate enough to ban
kudos to Coach for grade A line straddling
JI - May 6, 2008
Why haven't I been banned?
I was just wondering the other day.
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
Because it's been a while since you sucked
JeffS - May 6, 2008
I've improved in other words?
Or regression to the mean?
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
One is often confused with the other
JeffS - May 6, 2008
Soooooo...?
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
So it's too soon to tell
JeffS - May 6, 2008
To be clear
Am I in the positive rep yet?
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
You haven't been annoying me lately
JeffS - May 6, 2008
Nice.
I feel… in place, finally.
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
No
Graham MacAree - May 7, 2008
your birthday parties must be so depressing
JeffS - May 6, 2008
JI - May 6, 2008
Yeah what does that even mean?
Enlighten me. Actually don’t. Just leave.
borgy - May 6, 2008
Nooooo Coach, stay.
I mean it.
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
I don't get it.
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
Broussard? About to be released?
Coach Owens - May 6, 2008
You're good at segues
JeffS - May 6, 2008
That's what this subthread was about?
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
Ben being released don't affect true love
MFAN - May 6, 2008
I just wish I could release him from the clutches of my heart
JeffS - May 6, 2008
Seconded.
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
Give him a second chance.
JI - May 6, 2008
Past 200
JeffS - May 6, 2008
Well la de frickin da.
You guys win.
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
I'm so sorry Jeff.
That’s just so sad. (
Coach Owens - May 6, 2008
I forgot the deadliest catch had already started....
laxtonto - May 6, 2008
because why not
JI - May 6, 2008
that's not what I intended
JI - May 6, 2008
How do we manage enough comments
for three game threads in this absolute corpse of a game?
redwolf75 - May 6, 2008
Because aside from Opening Day game threads really don't talk about the game very often
JeffS - May 6, 2008
A 45 minutes opening inning gets plenty of off topic ideas a brewing
laxtonto - May 6, 2008
i'm a big fan of snap peas
Matthew - May 6, 2008
I like edamame
To each his own.
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
jicama ftw
JeffS - May 6, 2008
hilarious photoshops
JI - May 6, 2008
early new threads
we use to go to 1K per thread, these have been 500
Matthew - May 6, 2008
my computer approves of this
JI - May 6, 2008
You know...there's an upside to working 10-15 hour days..
I’ve manage to miss most of the “fun” of baseball for the last week.
Sidi - May 6, 2008
The 5th "Recent Post" down on the righthand margin reads:
“5/5 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WE SCORED MORE RUNS THREAD”
O, how the (not all that) Mighty have fallen.
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
??? Um....Ritchie?
Why dont tou sit down for a little while,,,,,
laxtonto - May 6, 2008
"Ritchie"?
Die.
redwolf75 - May 6, 2008
He's just trying to make him whiter
chinn - May 6, 2008
BRB GOTTA GO WALK THE-... MILKSHAKE BRB.
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
Has someone already said "Ponsowned"?
chinn - May 6, 2008
No but you ruined it with your timidity
JeffS - May 6, 2008
Yeah, say it with confidence
Project. Stage voice, chinn.
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
Alright! FUCKEN PONSOWNED
chinn - May 6, 2008
*tears*
You’re so… passionate… I can’t… fathom… my dear… it’s been so long… cue Stockholm Syndrome piano riff and overdubb
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
umm Batista 85 pitches,,,,Poonsoon 82
Just saying…..
laxtonto - May 6, 2008
POONSOON
Take that, chinn.
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
the good news for people at the game
its not even the 7th inning stretch yet!
deacvision7 - May 6, 2008
This game could use a lot more Luis Ugueto
JeffS - May 6, 2008
Where are they now
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
anyone who cannot hit Sidney Ponson deserves to be a target of genocide
JI - May 6, 2008
Be careful...this the the Monsoon Ponsoons 3rd statr and he has an era right now of 1.5
alot of genocide to doing,, you might go to jail for that.
laxtonto - May 6, 2008
RJ gets win # 286, and is 29 K's away from 2nd place all time.
Oh hey, the Mariners are still playing.
Goose - May 6, 2008
So the Rangers have ten walks
JeffS - May 6, 2008
hmmm
Silva 1 on 1
Mariners Summer
Tomorrow night at 6:00 PM
Sounds like Krugers keys to the game
MFAN - May 6, 2008
Spin The Wheel
1 + 1 = Fun
Yippee Yoo!
JeffS - May 6, 2008
Lemmie try!
stregth v. stregth
unwindthe windmill
silence the drummer
JI - May 6, 2008
A Visit From Uncle Charlie
Around The Bowl And Down The Hole
Fork Porked
JeffS - May 6, 2008
(mine were real)
man in a gorilla suit
monkey is business is funky business
keep that record spinnin’
JI - May 6, 2008
the chair is against the wall
john has a long moustache
wolverines!
chinn - May 6, 2008
i isspelled strength twice
JI - May 6, 2008
shut up I know it's ironic
JI - May 6, 2008
Getting "Ponsowned" is like getting...(not a rickroll/reichroll/any derivation of the aforementioned "rolls")
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JhRvX6djx4
redwolf75 - May 6, 2008
There's no point in airing it out that it's a rickroll.
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
It could be a "coachroll", actually. But I digress.
redwolf75 - May 6, 2008
COACHROLL PUHLEESE!
buh nun – CH!
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
Damn
This thing assumes that everything shrouded in asterisks should be embossed. That’s inconvenient.
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
The Rangers have six hits
JeffS - May 6, 2008
2 by Ramon Vazquez
chinn - May 6, 2008
Ramon Vasquez
looks like a level 3 sex offender
Fireball309 - May 6, 2008
More walks than hits and score 10 runs...
Is that some kinda of record?
laxtonto - May 6, 2008
4 tickets, 4 sodas, 4 hot dogs
Krueger with a 4th key
?
MFAN - May 6, 2008
Fai... I shouldn't talk
chinn - May 6, 2008
Who is that good looking young man in the bullpen?
JI - May 6, 2008
Was it goggles?
I had my TV set to auxiliary; NCAA 05. I’m playing for the national championship. Anyone care to here the details, how my team is run, my mobile QB, spread offense, etc?
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
only if you compare/contrast with your fantasy political team
Matthew - May 6, 2008
Nah.
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
Go Ducks!!
kentroyals5 - May 6, 2008
Actually, created team
I don’t bother with the Ducks in this game, Kellen Clemens wasn’t cut out for my type of offense and I didn’t want to wait 2 game years to graduate.
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
I looked beyond the 2005 part.
kentroyals5 - May 6, 2008
?
2005 was a good year for the real life Ducks. Til Arizona game where Kellen Clemens broke his ankle, and Dennis Dixon wasn’t yet out of the shotgun in goddamn Gary Crowton’s offense.
Now you’re getting me worked up.
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
I know..I was there...
I just meant the whole ‘mobile qb’ in your first post about your team. I didn’t notice you had said 2005, which implied Clemens..who is not that mobile.
kentroyals5 - May 6, 2008
In the game his speed was 65.
Roughly a 4.78 40 or so.
My QB in this game (fully recruited and legitimate player, won the Heisman as a Sophomore) has a speed of 87. The fastest QB in the game (Vince Young had an 86, and he was the fastest ever in that game.)
Even Dennis Dixon only had a speed of 78 in that game. Dennis Dixon ran a 4.52 40, which is .08 faster than Reggie Bush… soooooooo…
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
damn, finished my dinner
now how to amuse myself?
Matthew - May 6, 2008
Shots?
laxtonto - May 6, 2008
...
Special dEaD trailer?
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
porn?
chinn - May 6, 2008
I bet he's way ahead of you on that one
ASIAN porn?
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
SUBTHREAD CLOSED
JI - May 6, 2008
Amendment: SUBTHREAD REOPENED
kentroyals5 - May 6, 2008
we need a ruling
JI - May 6, 2008
I veto the closure, REOPENED FOR ALL.
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
Especially Asian girls
kentroyals5 - May 6, 2008
NO NO NO
JI - May 6, 2008
So you're more of a Pacific Islander type of guy?
ningwers - May 6, 2008
The gay joke would have been so much easier.
JI - May 6, 2008
A little too easy
ningwers - May 6, 2008
like you?
Matthew - May 6, 2008
that's an insult?
JI - May 6, 2008
I liked it
ningwers - May 6, 2008
it is to me,
but hey, to each their own.
Matthew - May 6, 2008
Twice in one night?
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
Given the hour I can't remember from Saturday night
it’s inconclusive
ningwers - May 6, 2008
With a different audience it would have been the way to go though.
JI - May 6, 2008
Our with more alcohol
ningwers - May 6, 2008
My best friend is.
Never dug me like that though…
Are we into listening in on butthol’s personal girl problems?
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
about as much as your video game football team.
Matthew - May 6, 2008
I'm really only interested in listening to Brett's priest problems.
JI - May 6, 2008
You're harsh.
Maybe I should just leave. And never come back. Yeah, maybe then I’ll get some respect. :(
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
smurf porn
redwolf75 - May 6, 2008
this isn't Librocrat
JeffS - May 6, 2008
Or AK.
redwolf75 - May 6, 2008
we share entirely too much
JI - May 6, 2008
funny, I was going to type that
and decided against it.
Matthew - May 6, 2008
And you're the one who's been drinking
JeffS - May 6, 2008
you haven't?
also, since there’s no point in my day in which I’m not within a close enough time to be declared “been drinking”, I think we can drop that pretext.
Matthew - May 6, 2008
I haven't yet
also, fair enough
JeffS - May 6, 2008
GTA IV.
redwolf75 - May 6, 2008
Stabbing the area around and between your fingers with a knife
JeffS - May 6, 2008
actually, I'm going to sit here, drink and rue my lack of access to Europe
Matthew - May 6, 2008
I'm going to do the first two
JeffS - May 6, 2008
>:(
Matthew - May 6, 2008
Not up for a good rueing tonight?
ningwers - May 6, 2008
I have other, actual things to rue
JeffS - May 6, 2008
Such as investing yourself emotionally in this baseball team?
ningwers - May 6, 2008
Gentrification
JeffS - May 6, 2008
Gentrification and urban sprawl.
A man after my own heart.
Aaron Campeau - May 6, 2008
How much would getting to Munich cost you again?
Graham MacAree - May 7, 2008
$1200
Matthew - May 7, 2008
Snap peas, shots, and porn!
ningwers - May 6, 2008
Wow you guys are still in here huh?
I figured everyone would be drinking too heavily to type by now.
Eyebrows - May 6, 2008
Long and hard is the path out of hell.....or surviving the game thread
How did we score a run again?
laxtonto - May 6, 2008
Our poop deck's full of seamen.
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
no shit last call
chinn - May 6, 2008
I feel like vomiting, yet I still watch.
JI - May 6, 2008
WLAD!
JI - May 6, 2008
makes up for the murphy catch
Matthew - May 6, 2008
they all even out
JI - May 6, 2008
WLAD!
MFAN - May 6, 2008
Wlad is too awesome for gameday:
“in play, out(s)”
redwolf75 - May 6, 2008
Krueger key #5
Beat Gameday, don’t let gameday beat you!
MFAN - May 6, 2008
Hummm I need a beer....
Got to lay off the bourbon. Got a test tomorrow.
laxtonto - May 6, 2008
it would be funny if German's first name was Duran
so that there would be a Duran German and a German Duran on the same team.
Matthew - May 6, 2008
it can be done
one trip to the courthouse
JI - May 6, 2008
German may be bigger than Ponsoon.
Wow…
laxtonto - May 6, 2008
PUSSY HITS
kentroyals5 - May 6, 2008
Why can't we get these when they might make a difference?
chinn - May 6, 2008
Here's grand slam opportunity #1
ThundaPC - May 6, 2008
TYING RUN ON DECK IN 4 HITTERS!!!!
Matthew - May 6, 2008
Jose Lopez runs funny
Matthew - May 6, 2008
Is that 3 consecutive infield hits?
Now it’s time for the vintage Corpse infield foul-out up the first base line.
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
I just got here
and I find this crap? Can someone explain when tits broke down?
Fin - May 6, 2008
3rd inning.
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
after the 3rd child?
//rimshot
JI - May 6, 2008
Great minds...
ningwers - May 6, 2008
When someone handed him a baseball.
Teej - May 6, 2008
Usually around age 60
ningwers - May 6, 2008
we're definately on the same page
JI - May 6, 2008
reverse those digits and you're spot on.
Matthew - May 6, 2008
You've seen saggy six year olds?
JI - May 6, 2008
fat camp?
Matthew - May 6, 2008
topless fat camp?
JI - May 6, 2008
they are when I run them.
Matthew - May 6, 2008
helps enhance the shame
JeffS - May 6, 2008
Run them
or run through them gleefully?
ningwers - May 6, 2008
MAMgLA?
JI - May 6, 2008
fail fail fail
(NAMgLA)
JI - May 6, 2008
yes.
Matthew - May 6, 2008
Good point
ningwers - May 6, 2008
44 pitch first inning
only down 2-0
down 3-0 after 2
Hamilton hit one that hadnt landed yet in the third with 2 on and 2 ouot in the third…
then we all reallt started to drink
laxtonto - May 6, 2008
FUCK YOU RAUL
JI - May 6, 2008
we have more hits than the Rangers.
Matthew - May 6, 2008
That was weird
I just got like a tapping on the window next to me. And this window is 4 storeys up. In a rather secluded house.
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
Is that your 'girl problem'?
kentroyals5 - May 6, 2008
Problem?
JeffS - May 6, 2008
He talked about his 'personal girl problem'
I didn’t know if that problem came knocking
kentroyals5 - May 6, 2008
Sounds to me like he's got her right where he wants her
JeffS - May 6, 2008
in his imagination?
Matthew - May 6, 2008
Imaginary girls don't tell you about the funny thing that happened on the way to work
JeffS - May 6, 2008
is that what real girls talk about?
to be fair, I’ve never actually paid attention.
Matthew - May 6, 2008
I'll tell you what they don't talk about enough
boobs
JeffS - May 6, 2008
:(
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
They're clearly missing out
ningwers - May 6, 2008
Sometimes I try to drop hints but they get all red-faced and preachy
lighten up Francis
JeffS - May 6, 2008
it's almost as if they don't find them as interesting as we do.
Matthew - May 6, 2008
What's that all about?
JeffS - May 6, 2008
favorite experience
Female: Why do guys find boobs so interesting?
Hero: I don’t know. They just are.
Female: Well, I don’t think they’re interesting.
Hero: Well, no, yours aren’t.
Female: ...
Hero: //drinks beer
Matthew - May 6, 2008
You are the vicarious stand-in for my recommendation of his comment
JeffS - May 6, 2008
...
Matthew - May 6, 2008
I think I made sense
I’ve been wrong before
JeffS - May 6, 2008
I'm just confused by the pronouns.
Matthew - May 6, 2008
For like 20 seconds I hallucinated seeing "by Jeff on May 6, 2008..." etc.
Then I woke up.
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
You don't have to pay attention?
JI - May 6, 2008
yeah
uh-huh
you’re right
yep, she was totally out of line
i can’t believe that
yeah, that looks good on you
really?
//repeat as needed
Matthew - May 6, 2008
told you that bitch was crazy
JI - May 6, 2008
Four storeys up and creepilly tapping on this window?
ningwers - May 6, 2008
That's control
JeffS - May 6, 2008
The same control prostitutes had over the Green River Killer?
ningwers - May 6, 2008
That exact place would've been nice like 4 months ago
She’s taken now… broke my balls. Ain’t goin there again for that chick.
Btw, she’s asian. Sooooooo yeahhhhh.
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
False.
I’d prefer her in my bed…not outside a 4-story window tapping on it. hahahahahahahehe
kentroyals5 - May 6, 2008
Was he talking to you?
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
huh?
kentroyals5 - May 6, 2008
I don't know.
Didn’t mean to sound pissy. I’m as confused as you are.
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
NOW you want to hear about it.
Subthread closed a while ago.
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
I'm about to watch the movie "Teeth"
It’s about a high school girl who develops “Vagina Dentata”
Yeah she’s got teeth in her vagina.
Discuss…
Edanger6 - May 6, 2008
The asian porn subthread's about half way up.
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
I'm not really into asians for some reason..
Fin - May 6, 2008
What about half asians
That aren’t like majorly asiany? Just like, noticeably asian, but not ASIAN. You know?
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
O now I love those girls, especially when its just the right blend of white and asian
Is halfsie an offensive term to use, if it is, I apologize for saying it.
Fin - May 6, 2008
Yeah, that's the bootay I missed out on last December
I would post pics, but you guys have enough cream on your keyboards as is.
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
you can talk it over with Corco
Matthew - May 6, 2008
Yeah, he'll understand :(
I was hoping he’d be here tonight, I needed someone older and experienced to vent to. LL seems like a nice place.
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
Corco = experienced?
I think I have sarcoidosis
JeffS - May 6, 2008
Yeah
He’s slept with THOUSANDS of women. He’s like, Charlie Sheen caliber.
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
Jeff or Corco
I think Corco described a girl who is probably 7 at best being out of his league a while ago. Riiight.
Fin - May 6, 2008
welcome to the joke
here’s your hat and pin. there’s muffins over at the reception table.
Matthew - May 6, 2008
I realize that was sarcasm
I just wasn’t sure if he was saying Jeff or Corco was Charlie Sheen Caliber. Speaking of which
Fin - May 6, 2008
That was most definitely not me
JeffS - May 6, 2008
there are so many things wrong with that last sentence
JI - May 6, 2008
WOW.....
Makes me think of the Cheech line in Dusk till Dawn,,,
Snapping Pussy….
laxtonto - May 6, 2008
This ones all 'umerrican
And kinda funny. Came out today on DVD
Edanger6 - May 6, 2008
oh and She's a Promise Keeper
Part of the abstinence crowd. This is gonna be good.
Edanger6 - May 6, 2008
For some reason I keep thinking you're PositivePaul
Just the way you write in paragraphs…
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
I'd rather not think about that.
JI - May 6, 2008
Is that where the term Dental Dams came from?
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
As long as it doesn't smoke....
kentroyals5 - May 6, 2008
She meets the man of her dreams, with a stainless steel johnson
chinn - May 6, 2008
No, it's most certainly stainable.
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
It means no penis, for the rest of our days!
It’s a johnson free, philosophy
VAGINA DENTATA!
Eyebrows - May 6, 2008
Hey! A baseball game!
JI - May 6, 2008
sit down fuckwad
chinn - May 6, 2008
No its not, its a beating...
Its like a trainwreck, to gorey to look away
laxtonto - May 6, 2008
Sidney Ponson will be the first to die when the Ranger plane crashes in the Alps.
JI - May 6, 2008
That plane won't be able to get off the ground
JeffS - May 6, 2008
Because they will throw him out first to save weight in an attempt to keep aloft
chinn - May 6, 2008
needs more cannibalism
JI - May 6, 2008
He could live off his fat for a few weeks before dying.
Fin - May 6, 2008
Make it the Andes
And you have a damn inspiring movie.
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
Josh Hamilton would not allow that plane to crash
MFAN - May 6, 2008
COCAINE ON A PLANE!
kentroyals5 - May 6, 2008
Yeah, actually
Intoxicated, or under the influence drivers and passengers in moving vehicles have higher chances of crash, but lower mortality rates. No idea, but it’s clearly exemplified in all Simpsons episodes, and it does make sense to an extent.
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
Nah,,,
I think him and this huge German dude will still be alive because they would have eaten everyone else
laxtonto - May 6, 2008
David Murphy is a stupid idiot
JeffS - May 6, 2008
Beltre is cursed.
Matthew - May 6, 2008
He needs to lay off the frogurt
ningwers - May 6, 2008
But it comes with a free choice of toppings!
JI - May 6, 2008
This is a weird repeating meme
JeffS - May 6, 2008
that's good!
JI - May 6, 2008
That's what I get for missing half a game
ningwers - May 6, 2008
That's bad
JeffS - May 6, 2008
Can I go now?
ningwers - May 6, 2008
but then how will we get ahold of you?
you don’t have a cell phone! it we try to reach you, and you’re not around all of us, how will you respond?
Matthew - May 6, 2008
Just look into your heart
In that little place where wonder and joy remain. That’s where you’ll find me, if you remember how to dream…
ningwers - May 6, 2008
well, that failed.
Matthew - May 6, 2008
Yeah, pretty much
ningwers - May 6, 2008
you could try saying what
and turning your head slightly
Matthew - May 6, 2008
I remember how to wake up in a cold sweat
I think that’s close
JeffS - May 6, 2008
does waking up clothed on your own living room floor count?
I’ve got that down.
Matthew - May 6, 2008
clothed? pussy
kentroyals5 - May 6, 2008
yes. no. >:(
Matthew - May 6, 2008
HAHA
ningwers - May 6, 2008
I'm pretty sure that's the opposite of dreaming
JeffS - May 6, 2008
I think I dreamed of booze
Matthew - May 6, 2008
I'm surprised you didn't drown in a pool of your own vomit
JeffS - May 6, 2008
I fall asleep in the rescue position
CPR training comes in handy
Matthew - May 6, 2008
well done
JI - May 6, 2008
JeffS - May 6, 2008
Is that simpsons?
Or just weird.
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
...
Really?
ningwers - May 6, 2008
Sorry, they need to have an overbite to be obvious to me.
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
After looking at the game thread from yesterday
I’d also like to mention that despite JI’s vicious lies the toppings are not in fact cursed.
ningwers - May 6, 2008
JeffS - May 6, 2008
Rec'd
and then some
ningwers - May 6, 2008
They contain Potassium Benzoate.
JI - May 6, 2008
sit the fuck down Richie
JI - May 6, 2008
Fuck you Richie.
redwolf75 - May 6, 2008
Sexson
ummm can we just start Clement at 1B and sign Bonds to DH yet?
laxtonto - May 6, 2008
Clement looks confused
kentroyals5 - May 6, 2008
Clement is a bust!1!!!
redwolf75 - May 6, 2008
DFA HIM!!!!!
and keep Sexson
laxtonto - May 6, 2008
Sit down dickface
chinn - May 6, 2008
And SIT UP, DICKEY!
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
At least Wlad will get another at bat..wahoo
kentroyals5 - May 6, 2008
If this game goes 22 innings that'll be really weird
JeffS - May 6, 2008
If you want to talk to me after the show..I'll be very fucking suprised.
kentroyals5 - May 6, 2008
Very well done
JeffS - May 6, 2008
Which game?
Fin - May 6, 2008
It seemed very appropriate.
kentroyals5 - May 6, 2008
I'm dissapointed Texas didn't score 30.
JI - May 6, 2008
Alright guys
5 more minutes then I have to get off and spend alone time. Off the internet. No LL. No more memes tonight for me :(
I hope you guys enjoyed me tonight.
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
Alone time will forever sound creepy
JeffS - May 6, 2008
off the internet?
he’s doing it wrong
JI - May 6, 2008
Makes me think of
PEEWEE HERMAN!!!!
laxtonto - May 6, 2008
No, I need to be in a porno theatre for that one.
And not a home porno theatre. An actual one. In LA.
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
I would've thought internet porn would've killed the porn theater industry.
Fin - May 6, 2008
Guess not.
But am I the one who brought up Pee Wee? Nope.
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
Take it for whatever it is.
Good night Jeff. I love you.
qrsouther - May 6, 2008
Now thats creepy.
Fin - May 6, 2008
Line forms to the left
JeffS - May 6, 2008
What forms on the right?
ningwers - May 6, 2008
Line of taco bars
JeffS - May 6, 2008
Which do you think?
JI - May 6, 2008
The Catalanto hit
was the first since the 3rd inning, Doesnt matter how many walks you get, but its hard to get there when Baek shuts you down
laxtonto - May 6, 2008
At least the WE graph will be so clean that Jeff has room to run a big picture.
Teej - May 6, 2008
Like a box of Massengill with the Ms logo on it
chinn - May 6, 2008
So Chipper Jones is hitting .425/.472/.717 on the season.
Goose - May 6, 2008
And Nick Johnson has a .410 OBP
ACQUIRE
JeffS - May 6, 2008
Please God yes.
Aaron Campeau - May 6, 2008
But we have a formidable experienced first baseman
He’s played the game several years so he works hard and knows what to do, and makes those clutch hits. And I am sure he will bust out of his slump…any day now.
Fin - May 6, 2008
ALmost over.....
laxtonto - May 6, 2008
I don't want this to end
JeffS - May 6, 2008
Wow.
This game ended on time?
ThundaPC - May 6, 2008
If 7:30 was on time.
kentroyals5 - May 6, 2008
Night all...
It was fun, but brutal.
laxtonto - May 6, 2008
Wow, finished in less than three hours
JeffS - May 6, 2008
Can you do another Fuck you run down of the roster again?
I think they deserve it. Especially tits.
Fin - May 6, 2008
I think it's important at this time to be sure we differentiate between Tits and tits
Don’t go besmirching tits
ningwers - May 6, 2008
Peace out
chinn - May 6, 2008
Good show everyone
JeffS - May 6, 2008
Anti-turning point game!
Matthew - May 6, 2008
turning points can be both positive and negative
JI - May 6, 2008
Cory Lidle for instance
Turn away from the wind to no fly zone…positive
Wind current behind you into building…negative
kentroyals5 - May 6, 2008
God dammit team quit swerving
JeffS - May 6, 2008
7.5 games back
Commence Geoff Baker impending panic post.
ThundaPC - May 6, 2008
I think we're screwed, honestly.
JI - May 6, 2008
Daily Show
R. Kelly parody on Trapped in a Closet..love it
kentroyals5 - May 6, 2008
SPIOLER
JI - May 6, 2008
I always enjoy the classics
ningwers - May 6, 2008
So how many languages did you learn before English?
JeffS - May 6, 2008
I majored in English. >:(
JI - May 6, 2008
... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ningwers - May 6, 2008
my proof reading skills are battle tested
JI - May 6, 2008
Would you say that they've been through the wars?
ningwers - May 6, 2008
I was the John Parrish of my class.
JI - May 6, 2008
faggot I'm the major of English
JeffS - May 6, 2008
South Park did it better
JeffS - May 6, 2008
R, Kelly did it best.
Aaron Campeau - May 6, 2008
Xenu, that was a great episode
ningwers - May 6, 2008
AND SO I PULL OUT MY GUN
JeffS - May 6, 2008
I TRIED TO PUT MY CELLPHONE ON VIIIIIIBRAAATTTEE
JI - May 6, 2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmGVYki-oyQ
redwolf75 - May 6, 2008
Bad news: Clement is married
Good news: I see Graham as the home wrecking type
JI - May 6, 2008
You know, most people would have it the other way around
seattlebruin - May 7, 2008
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