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THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY
Playoffs: Forget it Winning Record: Yeah, right Fire Bavasi and replace with competent GM: Fuck you, fans Removal of Lincoln and Armstrong: Never going to happen.
His last almost 40 years have been spent watching the Mariners. The fact he isn’t on about 40 anti-depresants is a minor miracle. I’m sure he is comedy gold off the air.
Bob Uecker was great in that movie. I could imagine him suffering with the Brewers for many years like Niehaus has with the Mariners, but the Brewers don’t suck anymore. Everytime I hear Niehaus say fly away baseball to an opponents HR weakily, I feel its another chip on the shoulder for him, since he’s had to endure many depressing year.
Yuni DP FTL
JI - May 7, 2008
DVDA
Eyebrows - May 7, 2008
JI - May 7, 2008
god damn that was a fast reply
Eyebrows - May 7, 2008
check the time stamps
it really wasn’t
JI - May 7, 2008
~1 minute...not bad for coming back with a relevant image
Eyebrows - May 7, 2008
Fuck off Yuni.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
Here comes K number 2.
ThundaPC - May 7, 2008
It appears this team thinks the only way to score runs is with the long ball
There looks to be a complete refusal to score runs any other way or swing for anything other than a home run.
edddgar - May 7, 2008
we can also score when the other team errs
Matthew - May 7, 2008
Feel free to continue the Cannibal! discussion
JeffS - May 7, 2008
There's a fatal flaw in that scene
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 7, 2008
Frenchy fucked up his line
JeffS - May 7, 2008
You'd think they'd notice
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 7, 2008
you assume they cared
Matthew - May 7, 2008
I dunno. Trey Parker seems pretty into music. I know I'd be upset if that got into my film
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 7, 2008
It was a pretty casual project
JeffS - May 7, 2008
This is a casual website, but you still care about typos
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 7, 2008
And yet JI hasn't been banned, immolated
JeffS - May 7, 2008
On occasion I bring the funny
JI - May 7, 2008
NO SPOILERS
JI - May 7, 2008
how did Yuni lay off that?
Matthew - May 7, 2008
Wow, he laid off.
ThundaPC - May 7, 2008
I actually have a good feeling with Yuni up, now there is absofuckinlutely no reason to have that but I do.
CstSnow - May 7, 2008
?
Related stories on Lookout Landing
???
eponymous_coward - May 7, 2008
your confusion confuses me
Matthew - May 7, 2008
8 hours ago?
Beluga Tits wasn’t pitching
eponymous_coward - May 7, 2008
Meh.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
hahaha
7 outs until the end
JI - May 7, 2008
If I cut off the top of my cake could I eat it?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 7, 2008
The cake is a lie.
eponymous_coward - May 7, 2008
Brad Wilkerson=Companion Cube?
LongLiveTheKings - May 7, 2008
you can eat anything you put your mind to
Matthew - May 7, 2008
or your mouth around
ningwers - May 7, 2008
Jeff would know
Matthew - May 7, 2008
That sounds a lot worse than it did in my head
ningwers - May 7, 2008
More easily than with your mind
JeffS - May 7, 2008
Could I eat it without dying?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 7, 2008
Probably
But that’s true of most things
ningwers - May 7, 2008
KKKKKKK
Awesome job, Yuni.
eponymous_coward - May 7, 2008
That was not a strike.
ThundaPC - May 7, 2008
Fuck this umpires mom in her ear.
CstSnow - May 7, 2008
Gameday barely thinks that's a strike
Joe’s Tracer probably puts it somewhere in the Sound.
JeffS - May 7, 2008
Wlad up
Automatic 3-run homerun.
ThundaPC - May 7, 2008
You killed it
I will now kill you
edddgar - May 7, 2008
We could use another 3-run jack here, Mr. Crusher.
Wilder. - May 7, 2008
Your next
edddgar - May 7, 2008
Pet peeve.
Wilder. - May 7, 2008
aw fuck they're rallying that means I have to pay attention to the game again
Nick S - May 7, 2008
I really don't think you do
marinator - May 7, 2008
Wlad knew that one sucked.
ThundaPC - May 7, 2008
He's so gonna strikeut.
JI - May 7, 2008
come on ump
sure that one wasn’t a strike?
Matthew - May 7, 2008
Am I missing something or have they abandoned the rally fries?
JeffS - May 7, 2008
(this is a good thing)
JI - May 7, 2008
they're gone until the team's back over .500
Matthew - May 7, 2008
maybe they know it's pointless
JI - May 7, 2008
Maybe the fans have abandon the signs
marinator - May 7, 2008
or the stadium
ningwers - May 7, 2008
or life
Paytheline - May 7, 2008
They ate the cake?
JeffS - May 7, 2008
Hahaha
ningwers - May 7, 2008
They could only be so lucky
ningwers - May 7, 2008
Blowers realized he did not get a deal like ARod.
Slica - May 7, 2008
THROW THE BALL ASSHOLE
chinn - May 7, 2008
BrianL - May 7, 2008
I HATE THIS TEAM
JI - May 7, 2008
So when do the autistic kids try doing the wave
JeffS - May 7, 2008
They started in the car on the way to the game
kentroyals5 - May 7, 2008
When do they stop?
ningwers - May 7, 2008
the wave has a lot more rocking back and forth than I remembered
JeffS - May 7, 2008
Whenever the fuck they want
Robert - May 7, 2008
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Nick S - May 7, 2008
GEOFF BAKER BLAMES WLAD!!!
kentroyals5 - May 7, 2008
Fuck Geoff Baker.
Fuck Chuck Armstrong
Fuck Howard Lincoln
Fuck Bill Bavasi
Fuck Nintendo
Fuck everyone employed by this fucking awful franchise.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
I quit
Does that mean I am saved from the fucking?
Robert - May 7, 2008
Are you employed by Nintendo or the Seattle Mariners?
BrianL - May 7, 2008
I used to work for the Mariners
Robert - May 7, 2008
You're safe.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
I used to work for the Seahawks.
JI - May 7, 2008
Can you get me tickets?
BrianL - May 7, 2008
Despite what people tell you
If you work for a sports team then you can always get people tickets
Robert - May 7, 2008
You wildly underestimate my former job position.
JI - May 7, 2008
Damn.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
I still have a collection of polo shirts
and an autographed Josh Brown football.
JI - May 7, 2008
Fuck dreamboat >:(
BrianL - May 7, 2008
What you do?
Robert - May 7, 2008
Come on "everything"
Come on “everything”
ningwers - May 7, 2008
I served food during training camp.
JI - May 7, 2008
Saved?
ningwers - May 7, 2008
Who's doing the fucking?
Is this related to how we were instructed to fuck everything?
JeffS - May 7, 2008
Coach is doing the fucking.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
Odd
He always struck me as the molestee
ningwers - May 7, 2008
All that repressed anger he's stored up
since coming to LL has turned him into a serial rapist.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
Halbeard
Robert - May 7, 2008
Jason Isringhausen would save us a lot of time
ningwers - May 7, 2008
Felix estblishes the fastball everytime he finds me cheating
Robert - May 7, 2008
oh fuck all
Double06 - May 7, 2008
Why am I watching?
Do I have a sick enjoyment of pain?
edddgar - May 7, 2008
season over.
angrybeltre - May 7, 2008
What an ironic ending to the stanza!
Paytheline - May 7, 2008
If/when we lose we'll be in sole possession of last place in the AL
Also we failed to put the ball in play that inning
Nick S - May 7, 2008
new pitcher?
I bet it’s green
Matthew - May 7, 2008
damn
that had a 98% chance of being correct.
Matthew - May 7, 2008
McLaren was ejected.
You must have forgotten this. We understand your error in judgment.
Wilder. - May 7, 2008
Well he's warming up now
JeffS - May 7, 2008
Mariners Baseball: The Goatse's Widening!
Jordan of Boise - May 7, 2008
NO PHOTOSHOPS
SUBTHREAD CLOSED
Eyebrows - May 7, 2008
Just let that child-molester-looking mofo
bend us over and ream us
YEAH UNNNNNNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Lents Park Homer - May 7, 2008
Could've gone without the sound effect
ningwers - May 7, 2008
I felt it drove my point home well
Lents Park Homer - May 7, 2008
This is lilke the turducken of suck.
John Morgan - May 7, 2008
well said
chinn - May 7, 2008
What's it like to blog for a good team, John?
BrianL - May 7, 2008
JeffS make-a-wish foundation dream is to guest blog Field Gulls
Robert - May 7, 2008
Bedard is busy murdering McLaren in the clubhouse.
Wilder. - May 7, 2008
Please implode.
JI - May 7, 2008
So our middle-of-the-order got Boof Bonser'd
ThundaPC - May 7, 2008
Thanks, Chuck, you magnificent bastard.
You’ve sealed this team’s doom by the infamous “vote of confidence”.
I pick August 13th for Mac being fired, October 1 for Bavasi.
eponymous_coward - May 7, 2008
August 13 is my birthday.
This would be all the birthday present I could ask for.
andrewgolfsalot - May 7, 2008
Ich werde Sie Seefahrer ficken. Ich werde Sie verdammen. Ich hasse Sie. Ficken Sie ab.
Slica - May 7, 2008
Graham is going to have Livan Hernandez nightmares
JeffS - May 7, 2008
I'm going to download Lost Levels
it’ll be less frustrating than this.
JI - May 7, 2008
Walk Walk KKK
We all could have done that… why are they getting paid?
mariners124m - May 7, 2008
Huh, this game is still going?
I fell asleep in my chair.
Goose - May 7, 2008
I would be really interested in tracking %-comments-relevant-to-game over time
JeffS - May 7, 2008
Sorry, I screwed up the curve. :(
eponymous_coward - May 7, 2008
asystole!!
Matthew - May 7, 2008
1 in 150
JI - May 7, 2008
is Autistic
kentroyals5 - May 7, 2008
It would be like a lame parabola if we're losing and an exponential function if we have an offense
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 7, 2008
I have never talked about anything other than the game.
Sure, blame me. What else is new.
Slica - May 7, 2008
Rangers threaten to score.
meh.
eponymous_coward - May 7, 2008
Threaten?
They already have, you just don’t know it yet.
Wilder. - May 7, 2008
THERE'S GREEN!!!!!!!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matthew - May 7, 2008
Hey look at it this way the Angels lost
So we’ll still only be 7.5 games behind 1st place wooooooooo
marinator - May 7, 2008
At least we scored some runs.
44FAN - May 7, 2008
*Dick to the face*
kentroyals5 - May 7, 2008
Oh yeah?!
Well at least we have the Space Needle!
Er….. shit.
Wilder. - May 7, 2008
The Space Needle is the coolest building on earth.
44FAN - May 7, 2008
Somebody hasn't been to a McDonald's Play Area
JeffS - May 7, 2008
He said coolest
not hottest
ningwers - May 7, 2008
I hate the fucking tube slide
I always feel like I’ll get stuck
JI - May 7, 2008
Eat less McDonald's
JeffS - May 7, 2008
but it's so tas.... actually
. .
~
JI - May 7, 2008
I hate the static shocks I would get
Robert - May 7, 2008
that was the second wosrt thing
JI - May 7, 2008
I've actually found there to be more 3rd grade girls at the space needle for field trips
...
that’s not what you meant?
Matthew - May 7, 2008
Back in 1963.
Wilder. - May 7, 2008
Oakland won.
Ergo, we are now behind TWO teams by almost double digits.
eponymous_coward - May 7, 2008
This also means we're 7.5 behind the wild card
Yay
marinator - May 7, 2008
I eagerly await the upcoming recap.
JI - May 7, 2008
What's to be written?
That hasn’t already been written 100 times this season already. It’s wash rinse repeat with this shit.
marinator - May 7, 2008
Do we have to have a recap?
BrianL - May 7, 2008
We need a recap that's like one of these game threads
eponymous_coward - May 7, 2008
Can we recap the game thread instead?
BrianL - May 7, 2008
There's like 60 topics here
seattlebruin - May 7, 2008
IAWTP
Endorse endorse endorse
marinator - May 7, 2008
I'll write now and save Jeff the trouble
OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS OFFENSE SUCKS
seattlebruin - May 7, 2008
needs more bold
JI - May 7, 2008
You've now written the recaps for the rest of the season.
eponymous_coward - May 7, 2008
Thuhhhhhhh Sun'll come out tomorrow
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 7, 2008
RAIN RAIN RAIN!
kentroyals5 - May 7, 2008
Are you going to try to bake another cake?
seattlebruin - May 7, 2008
Sounds like he ate the first one
ningwers - May 7, 2008
More lies. >:(
eponymous_coward - May 7, 2008
No more musicals, please.
Wilder. - May 7, 2008
Better?
seattlebruin - May 7, 2008
Gold star bonus for the block quoting
JI - May 7, 2008
Correction
intentional block quote
ningwers - May 7, 2008
correct as always
JI - May 7, 2008
Check that bat for heroin
JeffS - May 7, 2008
If it's a Mariner bat, this would explain some things.
eponymous_coward - May 7, 2008
It is pretty sad when the announcers get all worked up about how well the
defense covered that bunt.
nwtrev - May 7, 2008
Huh, Carlos Gomez hit for the cycle.
Goose - May 7, 2008
Suck it, Tom Goodwin
JeffS - May 7, 2008
John Mabry too.
JI - May 7, 2008
So where was that pitch, ump!?
That was good enough to ring Yuni up!
BrianL - May 7, 2008
Rhodes is 1 ball away from killing the umpire
kentroyals5 - May 7, 2008
In the spirit of my "fuck everything" post, here's this amusing image
BrianL - May 7, 2008
no politics
JeffS - May 7, 2008
Huh I didn't notice that "fuck war fuck peace" thing
Sorry.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
I was kidding
JeffS - May 7, 2008
crazy liberal
kentroyals5 - May 7, 2008
Instead of politics can we insult each other with different genres of art?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 7, 2008
Up yours, Cubist!
ningwers - May 7, 2008
Get your hands off me you damn dirty realist
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 7, 2008
Faggot pointillist
JeffS - May 7, 2008
I'm too depressed to determine the seriousness of your posts.
I need a happy song in the worst way.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
Who are you imitating the insane clown posse?
marinator - May 7, 2008
So how is your fantasy team doing?
JeffS - May 7, 2008
i sat carlos gomez tonight.
whoops.
deacvision7 - May 7, 2008
Gomez apparently hit for the cycle on my bench
kentroyals5 - May 7, 2008
Nobody cares amirite.
ColeFitz - May 7, 2008
No one cares about my fantasy team
seattlebruin - May 7, 2008
Since you brought it up
Half of my fantasy team are Mariners so in conclusion go fuck myself.
marinator - May 7, 2008
IT WAS A TRAP BANNED BANNED BANNED
BANNED
JeffS - May 7, 2008
Oh noes
I thought you actually cared about my fantasy team for a second! Fuck life
marinator - May 7, 2008
I care about your fantasy team, Jeff.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
I don't have one
am I doing it wrong?
JI - May 7, 2008
And we've sunk to a new low
ningwers - May 7, 2008
Sean Green
Bases-loaded specialist.
ThundaPC - May 7, 2008
No shit.
Hey..bases loaded…get the guy that throws like a frisbee!
kentroyals5 - May 7, 2008
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
SEAN GREEN!!!!!!!!!
YEAH!!!!!!!!
Matthew - May 7, 2008
Hey it's better to be right late than never
seattlebruin - May 7, 2008
AGAINST A LEFTY!!!
YES YES YES YES
Matthew - May 7, 2008
Just when you think it can't get any more stupid
eponymous_coward - May 7, 2008
eponymous_coward - May 7, 2008
Buckle your seat belts
We are about to hit the .400 mark
vkut79 - May 7, 2008
.400 WOOO!!!
oh…winning percentage.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
2004 Mariners: .389
We’re that close
vkut79 - May 7, 2008
That's good if you're talking avg or obp....
ColeFitz - May 7, 2008
Thats an outstanding batting average!
kentroyals5 - May 7, 2008
OK, JI's slacking.
eponymous_coward - May 7, 2008
man, that's a lot of shampoo in the corner.
Matthew - May 7, 2008
2 yr supply at least
JI - May 7, 2008
crabs
kentroyals5 - May 7, 2008
Eternal ennui takes a toll on his soul and his hair's natural moisture
ningwers - May 7, 2008
reminds me of evil spiderman
JI - May 7, 2008
That girl has a stache.
Wilder. - May 7, 2008
more of a stache than I can grow >:(
Robert - May 7, 2008
my eyebrows are still coming in
kentroyals5 - May 7, 2008
Go ahead and screw up Green.
These all get credited to Rhodes.
mark sobba - May 7, 2008
Stuff I don't usually notice
Milton Bradley doing a dance and jog while the pitcher is warming up.
ThundaPC - May 7, 2008
Is this guy related to Wade?
marinator - May 7, 2008
I insist that you pore through last night's game thread and find out
come back to report your findings.
JeffS - May 7, 2008
Marinator must be my alter ego!
OOOOOO!
Coach Owens - May 7, 2008
Explain
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 7, 2008
but don't
JeffS - May 7, 2008
The world's greatest mystery will never be told now because of you
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 7, 2008
Miguel Batista already wrote that mystery
JeffS - May 7, 2008
loading that thing up will cause his computer to take a shit
JI - May 7, 2008
He's black...
so my initial guess is going to be yes.
ColeFitz - May 7, 2008
the bases are loaded
how did I miss this?
JI - May 7, 2008
ennui
eponymous_coward - May 7, 2008
That's creepy
ningwers - May 7, 2008
Wade Boggs' totally illegitimate love child
Lents Park Homer - May 7, 2008
why illegitimate?
you don’t see the resemblance?
Fin - May 7, 2008
Burke for goalkeeper!
kentroyals5 - May 7, 2008
Fuck you Gerber
JeffS - May 7, 2008
We're fucking everything, Jeff.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
I love themes
not so much Gerber…
ningwers - May 7, 2008
Then you'd think we'd end up fucking the man eventually
JeffS - May 7, 2008
He's after the Blender too >:(
ningwers - May 7, 2008
We'll work our way up there.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
WE ONLY HAVE TWO INNINGS FUCK FASTER
JeffS - May 7, 2008
I'm fucking, I'm fucking.
God you’re a demanding SOB.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
TWSS?
JI - May 7, 2008
Girls never say that
Robert - May 7, 2008
Ah here comes a run or four.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
I sense a five run homer coming
seattlebruin - May 7, 2008
about as realistic as the M's scoring some runs here
ColeFitz - May 7, 2008
Oh Boy.
vkut79 - May 7, 2008
phrases I like saying:
Creutzfeldt-Jakob
Matthew - May 7, 2008
Also fun to diagnose
JeffS - May 7, 2008
also fun to say: Prions!
Matthew - May 7, 2008
Not so fun to watch.
or have.
Paytheline - May 7, 2008
What the quark?
JeffS - May 7, 2008
oh my science!
Matthew - May 7, 2008
speaking of this
I have what I feel will be an irresistible urge to give any offspring of mine foreign first names. just to fuck with them.
Matthew - May 7, 2008
Kwame Carruth
JeffS - May 7, 2008
Dawyne
Matthew - May 7, 2008
needs more apostrophe
JeffS - May 7, 2008
Dawyn'e
Matthew - May 7, 2008
I'll pronounce it like donnie
Matthew - May 7, 2008
needs more q
JeffS - May 7, 2008
Dwyan'eqisha
Wilder. - May 7, 2008
De'qway'noplatz
Matthew - May 7, 2008
no politics
JeffS - May 7, 2008
I like it
No Politics Carruth
Matthew - May 7, 2008
You rang?
ningwers - May 7, 2008
This man begs to differ.
Wilder. - May 7, 2008
Bourne > Bond
Matthew - May 7, 2008
Wrong.
Sean Connery > Matt Damon
Wilder. - May 7, 2008
Shinichi
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 7, 2008
eponymous_coward - May 7, 2008
Sims: "2-0, managable deficit"
No it’s not.
ThundaPC - May 7, 2008
Not for the Mariners
2-0 means Game Over.
Fin - May 7, 2008
out, out, maybe an out
JI - May 7, 2008
Burke, Cairo, Ichiro?
I never thought I’d say this but…
THERE HAD BETTER BE A VIDRO SIGHTING IN THIS INNING
seattlebruin - May 7, 2008
I'm willing to settle for a Kenji sighting.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
No..he hacks too much..I have faith in a Burke walk.
kentroyals5 - May 7, 2008
Well I'll be damned
JeffS - May 7, 2008
Wahoo
kentroyals5 - May 7, 2008
We need more 3-run, 8th inning faith.
Make. It. Happen.
Wilder. - May 7, 2008
Good news: Vidro sighting.
Bad news: it’s at the hot dog vendor.
eponymous_coward - May 7, 2008
The season has been as much fun as getting Corco plastered than having him watch Loose Change
Robert - May 7, 2008
I'd pay to see that.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
Did JI post his pictures yet?
Wilder. - May 7, 2008
no
don’t care anymore
JI - May 7, 2008
You're as disappointing as the Mariners
that was the only thing we had to look forward to in this game
seattlebruin - May 7, 2008
there's picture of Captain picard giving the brid
further up the thread
Will that hold you over?
JI - May 7, 2008
Perhaps
I’m just not sure if we’ll ever have another baserunner
seattlebruin - May 7, 2008
Sweet mercy Padilla is out!
JI - May 7, 2008
OK
Burke bloop single, PH Vidro for Cairo, line drive up the middle, Ichiro double, JoLo bunt, Ibanez IBB, Beltre walk, Clement GSFB!
marinator - May 7, 2008
Are you on crack?
It ends at the Vidro GDIP.
Wilder. - May 7, 2008
NVM
Cairo is batting, wtf
marinator - May 7, 2008
Uh... I mean.... GIDP
Wilder. - May 7, 2008
We got two hits off of Vicente Padilla.
Two hits.
Coach Owens - May 7, 2008
we know
We know.
JI - May 7, 2008
My new game for the month of march is to read every thing that Coach says in Butters voice
Robert - May 7, 2008
month of may
fuck it balls
Robert - May 7, 2008
Blame it on the lousy Smarch weather
JeffS - May 7, 2008
I love LL's endless Treehouse of Horror memes
JI - May 7, 2008
Thats good
Robert - May 7, 2008
the memes are cursed
JI - May 7, 2008
thats bad
Robert - May 7, 2008
that's good
Matthew - May 7, 2008
I'd like to qualify that statement
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 7, 2008
It's May
JeffS - May 7, 2008
Planning ahead
Robert - May 7, 2008
Butters is too awesome to be associated with Coach.
Goose - May 7, 2008
Coach is like a lame version of Butters.
When I read his comments I hear Big bird’s voice.
JI - May 7, 2008
I've forgotten what Big Bird sounds like
Robert - May 7, 2008
IMA RAPE YOU GOOD
JeffS - May 7, 2008
is what he sounds like
JeffS - May 7, 2008
Did you take some of my cake?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 7, 2008
he sounds awefully black
Robert - May 7, 2008
JI - May 7, 2008
uh
like this
JI - May 7, 2008
Big Bird had a little sugar in the tank
JeffS - May 7, 2008
fucking google assholes that's the wrong video
JI - May 7, 2008
There is no post
But at the same time no errors!
Robert - May 7, 2008
A hidden message!
Someone find the next clue!
Wilder. - May 7, 2008
Sims: "Outstanding performance by Padilla".
ThundaPC - May 7, 2008
I could probably homer off the autistic kid.
JI - May 7, 2008
I don't think he'd make a very good tee
ningwers - May 7, 2008
I fail to see what other use he has.
JI - May 7, 2008
Don't know until you try
JeffS - May 7, 2008
Try after hilarious try
ningwers - May 7, 2008
He'd be too afraid to tell you to stop
JeffS - May 7, 2008
Outstanding performance by [opposing pitcher]
I’m so tired of hearing that.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
Burke. Lean into every pitch, regardless of what type of pitch.
mark sobba - May 7, 2008
pinch fucking run already.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
WHAT THE FUCK!?
CAIRO IS STILL HITTING!?
BrianL - May 7, 2008
This surprises you why?
JI - May 7, 2008
PH!!! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK
kentroyals5 - May 7, 2008
Why is Cairo on deck?
seattlebruin - May 7, 2008
Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo.
Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo. Pinch hit for Cairo.
ColeFitz - May 7, 2008
Cairo's a vet, he isn't going to be pinch hit for.
Fin - May 7, 2008
Egypt has no hits this year and you're leaving him in?
Coach Owens - May 7, 2008
Seriously though, Vidro is a decent PH
What in the blue hell
marinator - May 7, 2008
Although Vidro has been terrible vs. left-handers this year.
Coach Owens - May 7, 2008
Vs. Righties I mean.
Coach Owens - May 7, 2008
THIS IS WORSE THAN SQUINTY
seattlebruin - May 7, 2008
This is the reason you don't want McLaren fired.
Fin - May 7, 2008
The hell you say.
If we’re going to lose, let’s do it in style. Fuck, bring back Bill Plummer.
eponymous_coward - May 7, 2008
LOL
Cairo hitting in 8th: FAIL
eponymous_coward - May 7, 2008
Cairo hitting ever: FAIL
ColeFitz - May 7, 2008
CAIRO: FAIL
eponymous_coward - May 7, 2008
This guy doesn't look Arab.
Paytheline - May 7, 2008
Meh.
Sit down JJ.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
Mighel Cairo, Professional HItter
Lents Park Homer - May 7, 2008
Mighel/s/Mighell
Lents Park Homer - May 7, 2008
Oh God Sims why did you tell me that?
BrianL - May 7, 2008
BAHAHA
kentroyals5 - May 7, 2008
Cairo at full power.
ThundaPC - May 7, 2008
Was that a Cairo FB?
Goose - May 7, 2008
The camera man thought so.
Happybelly - May 7, 2008
Okay the cameraman is next on the fucking list
JeffS - May 7, 2008
Don't try to hit for power Cairo you dumb fuck
This is fucking stupid I hate
marinator - May 7, 2008
Only hope:
Ichiro Power Swing.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
CAIRO POWER YEAH
vkut79 - May 7, 2008
A clout worthy of Dan Wilson
discovolante - May 7, 2008
Missed the bat flip
kentroyals5 - May 7, 2008
and the grittiness
Lents Park Homer - May 7, 2008
and the inside the park grand slam awesomeness
ColeFitz - May 7, 2008
Don't lump dan the man in with cairo....
ColeFitz - May 7, 2008
Except Dan could actually hit homers once.
Coach Owens - May 7, 2008
Ichiro, summon your unholy strength!
vkut79 - May 7, 2008
LOAFIES ON DECK
seattlebruin - May 7, 2008
Let's all just listen to Three Little Birds over and over again until this game disappears
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 7, 2008
while dropping acid
Lents Park Homer - May 7, 2008
power swing please
Mr Suzuki.
k, thx. bye.
deacvision7 - May 7, 2008
CAIRO FUNK FLYOUT
eponymous_coward - May 7, 2008
GET A FUCKING HIT
Lents Park Homer - May 7, 2008
This game needs more nude Pink Ranger.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
Ball fucking four.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
four was asking for it
Matthew - May 7, 2008
she's such a little slut
ningwers - May 7, 2008
She used to have such laughter in her eyes
JeffS - May 7, 2008
Now it's been replaced by shame
ningwers - May 7, 2008
Shame and semen
JeffS - May 7, 2008
Sad.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
four is a cock tease
Robert - May 7, 2008
You make me smile, Matthew.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
not as much as four does
but I try
Matthew - May 7, 2008
and another
Ichiro refuses to let JoLo or Ibanez fuck this inning up
marinator - May 7, 2008
2 Hits Against Texas Pitching
13th place: LA 4.44 ERA
14th pace: Texas 5.08 ERA
vkut79 - May 7, 2008
SEXY TIME EXPLOSION
WANT
NOW
Lents Park Homer - May 7, 2008
umm rec'd?
vkut79 - May 7, 2008
Meh.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
Benoit? More like Ben-why is he pitching?
Coach Owens - May 7, 2008
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Robert - May 7, 2008
thats me attempting to reply to you with my face
Robert - May 7, 2008
Isn't that how you usually type?
Coach Owens - May 7, 2008
OH NO YOU DI INT
JI - May 7, 2008
I approve of the deliberate typo
JeffS - May 7, 2008
(it's sassy black speak)
JI - May 7, 2008
(needs more Z snap)
BrianL - May 7, 2008
snaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
s
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snaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
ningwers - May 7, 2008
FUCK
ningwers - May 7, 2008
hahaha
u r gay now
JI - May 7, 2008
That took way too fucking long to create too
ningwers - May 7, 2008
should've used blockquotes
JeffS - May 7, 2008
Good to know
ningwers - May 7, 2008
I know that's why I approve
JeffS - May 7, 2008
I am capable of typing like that not on purpose if need be.
JI - May 7, 2008
Its taken me 4 months but I finally baited you into insulting me
I feel all Grahamy
Robert - May 7, 2008
This is better than any joke Coach could come up with.
JI - May 7, 2008
And here I thought you were going to go with a tasteless joke
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 7, 2008
It's pronounced "Ben- wah"
JI - May 7, 2008
"Ben-wah" more like Ben-dead in his house after killing his family!
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 7, 2008
rec'd
JI - May 7, 2008
I love when jokes contain an element of truth
JeffS - May 7, 2008
It really was a flawless joke.
JI - May 7, 2008
Here's a suggestion
Jokes work better when they are actually funny.
eponymous_coward - May 7, 2008
Hamilton is good.
vkut79 - May 7, 2008
That was a pop-up
And the ball is white..he has a built in sensors for shit that color
kentroyals5 - May 7, 2008
Hehe
ningwers - May 7, 2008
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
kentroyals5 - May 7, 2008
Can I haz cheezburger funk blast?
vkut79 - May 7, 2008
No
eponymous_coward - May 7, 2008
agreed
vkut79 - May 7, 2008
JeffS - May 7, 2008
yeah yeah yeah
vkut79 - May 7, 2008
was it ever not dead?
JI - May 7, 2008
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/5/7/482292/5-7-open-game-thread-part#5749863
Robert - May 7, 2008
FREAKING CAMERA MAN!!!!! GRRRRRRRR!!!!
ThundaPC - May 7, 2008
Wow i thought that was funk god damnit
ColeFitz - May 7, 2008
FUCK THIS CAMERA MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happybelly - May 7, 2008
FUCK THIS CAMERAMAN
easymmmkay - May 7, 2008
3 outs away from season over.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
Fuck camera men...
kentroyals5 - May 7, 2008
Fuck this shit I hate this shit
This is the most boring offense I’ve had the displeasure of watching since ever
marinator - May 7, 2008
or 2004
discovolante - May 7, 2008
I'd say this is even more pathetic.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
I would call this offense more frustrating overall
marinator - May 7, 2008
Edgar at least had some nostalgia to keep us interested.
Wilder. - May 7, 2008
Camera man needs horrible genocide against him.
JI - May 7, 2008
STOP FUCKING WITH ME CAMERA MAN!!!!
fucking cunt bag piece of shit fucker. die in a housefire.
deacvision7 - May 7, 2008
haha
vkut79 - May 7, 2008
looks like camera man is in trouble
vkut79 - May 7, 2008
fuck this team
armedpp - May 7, 2008
That's what she- goddamn it, dead meme.
eponymous_coward - May 7, 2008
FUCK ME I'M OUT
chinn - May 7, 2008
Wait your god damn turn, will you?
I’m working on fucking everything.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
How's that going, by the way?
ningwers - May 7, 2008
4 is a freak
Robert - May 7, 2008
Cameraman has his iphone/blackberry/[insert internet phone] out...
Reading LL and being like, hey this shit is working “LOL”
ColeFitz - May 7, 2008
That soaring flyout was a real cockpunch - is that cameraman that real reason that Niehaus can't call a flyball anymore?
Jordan of Boise - May 7, 2008
Fire his ass.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
Niehaus has better eyes than that camera man.
ThundaPC - May 7, 2008
The Rainiers are going to start promoting their bad players to Seattle to get some work
JeffS - May 7, 2008
lol
ColeFitz - May 7, 2008
Youre on fire tonight.
I find you funnier when lacking hope.
Slica - May 7, 2008
In honor of our 1.99 ERA Starter with no run support
Robert Lintott - May 7, 2008
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/5/7/482292/5-7-open-game-thread-part#5749790
JeffS - May 7, 2008
Is meta a dead meme yet?
eponymous_coward - May 7, 2008
is dead meme a dead meme yet?
saltydog75 - May 7, 2008
it would be meta if it wasn't
eponymous_coward - May 7, 2008
yes
ColeFitz - May 7, 2008
You know, "JeffS" is starting to become
a dead meme.
Coach Owens - May 7, 2008
im ago nna start typoi nd wit ot a things no w
Robert - May 7, 2008
oh my god
this is what I look like to everyone else
JI - May 7, 2008
Dear god I hope thats not how you type
although that might explain how you give everyone aids
Robert - May 7, 2008
The not-banning-you meme is deader than AK's sister's brain
JeffS - May 7, 2008
80%
Robert - May 7, 2008
If you ban him
can you at least un-ban him once a month for our entertainment?
JI - May 7, 2008
Only if we behave
Robert - May 7, 2008
It's like in Small Soldiers how they let out the really crazy one from his chains when they really need him
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 7, 2008
Served! Served! Served! Served!
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 7, 2008
I wasn't insulting you.
Coach Owens - May 7, 2008
But I was insulting you
JeffS - May 7, 2008
Glad we cleared that up...
Coach Owens - May 7, 2008
Fiar enough...
Sorry, I didn’t realize all such things were dead memes… I’ll keep it down
Robert Lintott - May 7, 2008
JI - May 7, 2008
Nice high hard one Brandon
Still would’ve rather had Linecum
marinator - May 7, 2008
Can someone explain to me why we didn't pick Lincecum
vkut79 - May 7, 2008
Why do the Mariners org do any of the stupid things they do?
because they are sado masochistic fan-enjoyment rapists
marinator - May 7, 2008
Hey, Fontaine is a great scout VP guy.
Coach Owens - May 7, 2008
Oh really well what the fuck does his job entail?
because whatever it is it must not matter much
marinator - May 7, 2008
he's smaller than your average bear
Matthew - May 7, 2008
I didnt want him
Robert - May 7, 2008
Linecum.
Hmmmm…... so many jokes. I will refrain.
Wilder. - May 7, 2008
something you snort?
JI - May 7, 2008
I've seen some weird shit
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 7, 2008
At the rate we're going, everything will become a dead meme and we'll have to just look at the open game thread with appreciative silence
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 7, 2008
We can only have as many posts as the M's get hits.
kentroyals5 - May 7, 2008
Urge to Party Hard... rising...
Jordan of Boise - May 7, 2008
Do it and you're dead
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 7, 2008
PARTY ON DUDES AND DUDETTES!
Coach Owens - May 7, 2008
What the fuck is your problem?
Will no one else in the non-internet world pay attention to you?
JI - May 7, 2008
I believe we've established that no they won't
JeffS - May 7, 2008
TOS
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 7, 2008
Tons of sausage?
JI - May 7, 2008
JeffS - May 7, 2008
I don't know kemistree very well
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 7, 2008
Needs more q
Wilder. - May 7, 2008
That is actually what one of the vendors at Safeco says.
Coach Owens - May 7, 2008
I have no idea whether or not this is a funny.
JI - May 7, 2008
Frankly I have a hard time believing it's true
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 7, 2008
Checklist of funny:
1) Did Coach say it?
2) Did Coach intend for it to be serious?
If you answered yes to both questions…
JeffS - May 7, 2008
I am foggy on #2.
JI - May 7, 2008
What if you end up with
1) no
2) yes
?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 7, 2008
That's a different checklist
JeffS - May 7, 2008
Maybe Coach is just so smart that his humor is on a different level than ours.
His IQ is over 120, just so you know
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 7, 2008
all signs point to no
Matthew - May 7, 2008
That guy spits in peoples drinks
Robert - May 7, 2008
NO DON'T DO IT
JI - May 7, 2008
Let's all just watch the video at the same time and try to break the youtubes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuw7tcftAoU
Jordan of Boise - May 7, 2008
yeah that was terrible
ASUBoyd - May 7, 2008
You're Spuds McKenzie?
eponymous_coward - May 7, 2008
Spuds was Marketing Dog Of The Year in 1987
JeffS - May 7, 2008
Who likes to Rock the party? Who likes to rock the party? Who likes to rock the party?
...
...
I like to rock the party
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 7, 2008
This game needs more
qrsouther - May 7, 2008
This needs more game
Lents Park Homer - May 7, 2008
THERE we go.
qrsouther - May 7, 2008
"Ron Washington's right hand guy" is disgusting if your mind is in the gutter
JeffS - May 7, 2008
Remember that Judas was Jesus' right hand man all along
Jordan of Boise - May 7, 2008
not a big fan of the circle jerk?
JI - May 7, 2008
Its always about him
Robert - May 7, 2008
I can see why that relationship went nowhere.
JI - May 7, 2008
This game needs more
qrsouther - May 7, 2008
Molecules!!
kentroyals5 - May 7, 2008
Mickey Mouse?
Robert - May 7, 2008
I do enjoy dots
they’re an underrated candy
Matthew - May 7, 2008
Agreed.
Slica - May 7, 2008
Hydrogen cyanide?
It is the official drink of the series, after all.
eponymous_coward - May 7, 2008
I thought it was KCN, potassium cyanide
ColeFitz - May 7, 2008
OK, so add some potassium hydroxide to it.
Problem solved.
eponymous_coward - May 7, 2008
Do I hear Bonds?
rimshot
qrsouther - May 7, 2008
dancing Beltre?
JI - May 7, 2008
VETERAN CHEMISTRY!
ThundaPC - May 7, 2008
Water?
JeffS - May 7, 2008
because of tonight's game
I’m going to kill bare minimum 100 innocent victims tonight in Liberty City. The madness
marinator - May 7, 2008
They better not be jewish, gay or aborted
Robert - May 7, 2008
I saw an Amish dude the other day.
Headshot :)
ColeFitz - May 7, 2008
Most innocent bystanders are either Spanish black or prostitutes
marinator - May 7, 2008
FUCK YOU I HAD A FRIEND THAT WAS A SPANISH BLACK PROSTITUTE
Robert - May 7, 2008
No you aren't doing it right
It’s “go fuck yourself”
also can i get your friend’s digits
marinator - May 7, 2008
Robert - May 7, 2008
DUDE
ColeFitz - May 7, 2008
So thats what Jeff used to do...
Slica - May 7, 2008
In that case
I take back my German post earlier.
Slica - May 7, 2008
Dont click
On lilmissbeautypageants on the ingame internet.
Just dont.
Slica - May 7, 2008
Well now I'm interested in the ensuing hilarity
It’s your fault
marinator - May 7, 2008
I wont spoil it for you.
But expect death.
Slica - May 7, 2008
Have you gotten Kate to put out yet?
I’ve taken her on like 6 dates and no luck yet.
ColeFitz - May 7, 2008
Kate?
Not that far into the game, I’m barely passed the part where the first girl double crossed me.
marinator - May 7, 2008
Ahh yeah, that bitch, when you get to Kate, don't bother, she never gives it up
ColeFitz - May 7, 2008
Some of us are more interested in smashing than playing the story right now
but thanks
Robert - May 7, 2008
polar bonding?
mark sobba - May 7, 2008
If you're keeping track
8 of the M’s 10 smallest crowds at Safeco are in 2008
eponymous_coward - May 7, 2008
If you're Howard Lincoln
you would know this is caused by global warming.
Lents Park Homer - May 7, 2008
It's also the fault of the fans.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
Not the fault of the management putting together a massive payroll team that cant hit.
/sarcasm
ASUBoyd - May 7, 2008
if there were more fans
global warming wouldn’t be such an issue!
Matthew - May 7, 2008
There'll be lots of fans finding fault this season
Chuck needs to be reminded of the 1980’s.
eponymous_coward - May 7, 2008
Old Morrow is back
ColeFitz - May 7, 2008
Old Morrow never left.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
Watch out..he may uncork one your way...by accident.
kentroyals5 - May 7, 2008
Throw the next one at the bull
Lents Park Homer - May 7, 2008
I dont think he has pitched enough to really have an "old" and a "new"
ASUBoyd - May 7, 2008
3 more outs and the season is over.
JI - May 7, 2008
I thought this was Goose's job
Robert - May 7, 2008
Raul Rules.
In Bed.
mark sobba - May 7, 2008
Doubt it.
Ewe.
ColeFitz - May 7, 2008
Bloomquist PH for Clement?
Season over.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
Rally Caps
Heh.
Go home.
Paytheline - May 7, 2008
Bloomquist in for Clement
yeeeesss
JI - May 7, 2008
WILLIE BOOM BOOM
The towel, it is thrown in
Lents Park Homer - May 7, 2008
eponymous_coward - May 7, 2008
John McLaren is gone
seattlebruin - May 7, 2008
Ejected managers still decide everything
JeffS - May 7, 2008
What?
JI - May 7, 2008
They just do it from the clubhouse
JeffS - May 7, 2008
No way.
JI - May 8, 2008
What the hell is the point of ejecting a manager then?
BrianL - May 8, 2008
that is probably the stupidest thing i have ever seen
Kaorikaze - May 7, 2008
WHY THE HELL IS BLOOMQUIST PINCH HITTING FOR CLEMENT
JOKE JOKE JOKE RIGHT??
seattlebruin - May 7, 2008
Lefties can't hit lefties.
Duh.
Happybelly - May 7, 2008
Scientific fact
vkut79 - May 7, 2008
Clement's confidence declining......
marinator - May 7, 2008
He has two other right handed hitters on the bench. Why Willie?
seattlebruin - May 7, 2008
Fuck this team, Fuck Willie Bloomquist, Fuck McSquinty Jr.
ColeFitz - May 7, 2008
yes, this is our lineup
JI - May 7, 2008
Don't forget the "Bloomquist, PH" in for Clement.
eponymous_coward - May 7, 2008
This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang, but a whimper
Lents Park Homer - May 7, 2008
Also,
it’s not like he doesn’t have options. Vidro and Johjima are both on the bench and both hit right handed
seattlebruin - May 7, 2008
Ladies and Gentlement, your 2008 Mariners!
Jordan of Boise - May 7, 2008
Yikes, borderline offensive.
ASUBoyd - May 7, 2008
Schaivo had better pop
ColeFitz - May 7, 2008
Definitely had better plate discipline.
Jordan of Boise - May 7, 2008
what too soon?
armedpp - May 7, 2008
We've had worse
JeffS - May 7, 2008
THIS IS MENT FOR YOU AK!
Robert - May 7, 2008
JI - May 7, 2008
LATE
eponymous_coward - May 7, 2008
superior font FTW
JI - May 7, 2008
Its because he has struck out in half of his at bats in the bigs this year
and Willie has a lot of heart. How they are related i am not sure.
ASUBoyd - May 7, 2008
So Bloomquist is now a better hitter than Vidro
I find that hard to believe
marinator - May 7, 2008
He has Johjima, too
seattlebruin - May 7, 2008
Vidro is now behind Cairo, Burke and Willie
it’s stupid, but I approve
Matthew - May 7, 2008
I know they're trying to cut down on Vidro's AB
but one or two PH’s now and then couldn’t hurt. It’d be nice to actually win a game or two
marinator - May 7, 2008
JOHJIMA JOHJIMA JOHJIMA JOHJIMA JOHJIMA JOHJIMA JOHJIMA
JOHJIMA JOHJIMA JOHJIMA JOHJIMA JOHJIMA JOHJIMA
seattlebruin - May 7, 2008
yay!
remove one of the people with HR power for the guy who couldn’t hit a HR in autistic little league
Matthew - May 7, 2008
Willie with a strikeout..how surprising...
ASUBoyd - May 7, 2008
In Willie's defense those autistic kids don't throw any strikes
JeffS - May 7, 2008
Mainly just fits
ningwers - May 7, 2008
bunt for a hit you cockwagon!
JI - May 7, 2008
THIS IS THE WORST MOVE OF ALL TIME
Worse than when LFoJL baked plastic onto a cake
seattlebruin - May 7, 2008
OH COME ON
LongLiveTheKings - May 7, 2008
Sit the FUCK down Willie
Happybelly - May 7, 2008
we just got shut out by the two worst plitchers in baseball
JI - May 7, 2008
we scored a run of Ponson.
Matthew - May 7, 2008
whaaa???
I watched that whole game.
JI - May 7, 2008
"Oh Mariners, you so funny"
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 7, 2008
MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!!!
Wilder. - May 7, 2008
GET YOUR MONEY'S WORTH WILLIE ITS THE FUCKING NINTH INNING
AT LEAST GET HTROWN OUT
seattlebruin - May 7, 2008
at least Beltre is still awesome
Matthew - May 7, 2008
BOOM BOOM BOOM
vkut79 - May 7, 2008
Yuni needs to save the Mariners.
ColeFitz - May 7, 2008
God CJ Wilson looks like such a douchebag
seattlebruin - May 7, 2008
well now it's obvious we're losing on purpose
ermac - May 7, 2008
I hope we get a lot of lottery balls.
thepull - May 7, 2008
I take offense to that...
it’s obvious that this team does nothing with a planned purpose.
Sidi - May 7, 2008
Wow. This is like watching Bill Plummer manage again.
eponymous_coward - May 7, 2008
Last strike of season...
vkut79 - May 7, 2008
Fucktackular!
LongLiveTheKings - May 7, 2008
2 hitter
ThundaPC - May 7, 2008
Game over, season over. Go Rays.
ColeFitz - May 7, 2008
Ballgame.
LOL Mariners
eponymous_coward - May 7, 2008
CELLAR DWELLERS!!!
YES!!! FIRE EVERYONE!!
marinator - May 7, 2008
Shut out by Texas.
Embarrassing.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
Ironically, my mlb.tv month is up today
to renew or not to renew….
seattlebruin - May 7, 2008
You'll renew, you have learned NOTHING!
ColeFitz - May 7, 2008
Awesome...I LOVE them losing like this
kentroyals5 - May 7, 2008
ive
forgotten what a major league lineup is supposed to look like, its been so long since ive seen one
armedpp - May 7, 2008
I've seen lots, they just wear the other teams uniforms
seattlebruin - May 7, 2008
We play against them every night.
Wilder. - May 7, 2008
STREAK BUSTERS DON'
seattlebruin - May 7, 2008
T WORK IF YOU DON'T SCORE ANY RUNS
seattlebruin - May 7, 2008
Woo! Last place!
Coach Owens - May 7, 2008
Fuck you
Katal LM - May 7, 2008
You could also try head butting a window
Robert - May 7, 2008
I literally watched 15 minutes of this game
Robert - May 7, 2008
What did you do the rest of the time
Do tell
marinator - May 7, 2008
Oh shit! bagel!
kentroyals5 - May 7, 2008
My bagel is burnt beyond fuckabilty
Robert - May 7, 2008
yeah pretty much all game thread tonight
JeffS - May 7, 2008
I don't think they should be called game threads anymore
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 7, 2008
Chatrooms?
A/S/L everyone!
Wilder. - May 7, 2008
For a good time press GS52!
kentroyals5 - May 7, 2008
Call it being annoyed..sour grapes..gte
I want them to keep losing…it doesn’t matter to me anymore. Blow this team up.
kentroyals5 - May 7, 2008
two fucking hits.
ASUBoyd - May 7, 2008
WELCOME TO THE CELLAR!!!!!!!
WELCOME TO THE .400 CLUB!!!!
WORST RECORD IN AL!!!
vkut79 - May 7, 2008
It sucks, but it feels adequate at the same time
It’s like being in the last stages of hypothermia. Body feels warm, then you die.
marinator - May 7, 2008
It must be the cameraman's fault somehow
easymmmkay - May 7, 2008
The worst part is
That we’ll be shopping players this July.
And I guarantee you that we’ll get half of what we gave for Bedard.
Katal LM - May 7, 2008
I don't think they will trade Bedard.
They will play for 2009
vkut79 - May 7, 2008
I think they keep Bedard to keep the 2009 window open
JeffS - May 7, 2008
The 2009 window is open?
Katal LM - May 7, 2008
In the front office's eyes yes
JeffS - May 7, 2008
The FO is blind.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
They think they can ride this team into the playoffs?
Better chance with Eight Belles.
kentroyals5 - May 7, 2008
If you stuffed Eight Belles and put wheels on it I'm pretty sure it would work ok
JeffS - May 7, 2008
I still prefer the taco bar
kentroyals5 - May 7, 2008
My life goal is to ride one in a soap box derby
JeffS - May 7, 2008
I might have thought of Beauty and the Beast when I saw Belles
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 7, 2008
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED
JeffS - May 7, 2008
frankly, no
ASUBoyd - May 7, 2008
In retrospect, I wish I watched Gladiator instead of this game.
ColeFitz - May 7, 2008
USA USA USA USA USA
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 7, 2008
What a sad, sad, baseball team.
Paytheline - May 7, 2008
No! A rollickin' team
with “SoDo Mojo!”
Hey, they can bring back “Who Let The Dogs Out?” to usher out the fans, postgame!!
One won lost won - May 7, 2008
So, who's the #1 prospect in the 2009 draft?
Jordan of Boise - May 7, 2008
Who cares the M's will take Morrow 2.0 instead of him.
ColeFitz - May 7, 2008
We've probably already traded him
Shrug - May 7, 2008
I dunno but I'll take Preston Guilmet
Gomez - May 7, 2008
The GTE is way cleaner when the team sucks
JeffS - May 7, 2008
Apathy...
ColeFitz - May 7, 2008
I wasn't complaining
JeffS - May 7, 2008
Fuck babies yeah it is
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 7, 2008
CUNT AIDS SHIT PISS CHRIST FUCK LICK
there, back to normal?
JI - May 7, 2008
LICK?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 7, 2008
My ears
Robert - May 7, 2008
piss christ!
Jordan of Boise - May 7, 2008
PISS OUT MY ASS!
JI - May 7, 2008
if it made sense it wouldn't be legit
JI - May 7, 2008
August is gonna rule
Robert - May 7, 2008
Padilla is an Ace.
vkut79 - May 7, 2008
So why do I follow this club?
Everything about it is hopeless.
Playoffs: Forget it
Winning Record: Yeah, right
Fire Bavasi and replace with competent GM: Fuck you, fans
Removal of Lincoln and Armstrong: Never going to happen.
This is worse than 2004.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
Actually no
We have Felix this year, in 2004 we didn’t.
vkut79 - May 7, 2008
This year we know 9/10 Felix starts are going to be wasted.
That’s a cockpunch.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
On 5/7/2004
our record was better than it is right now.
Katal LM - May 7, 2008
Now that's depressing.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
One of my best friends is IMing me, complaining about
how his Cubs lost.
I want to make him bite the curb.
Katal LM - May 7, 2008
kerb!
Wilder. - May 7, 2008
Skoorb!
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - May 7, 2008
Tell him the ChiSox loss was worse
and to kiss your ass.
Gomez - May 7, 2008
Two hits...
Niehaus: “That’s all we got, two goddamn hits?”
Rizz: “You can’t say goddamn on the air.”
Niehaus : “Don’t worry, nobody is listening anyway.”
AIS - May 7, 2008
I'd pay money to hear Niehaus during the breaks, serious money
You know that shit is comedy
marinator - May 7, 2008
They used to feed it on MLB.tv.
And it was pretty amusing. Especially when he was calling Gil Meche a pussy.
Paytheline - May 7, 2008
Oh shit who has the audio of that?
I’ve heard the “walk the world” one, but others?
marinator - May 7, 2008
No kidding
His last almost 40 years have been spent watching the Mariners. The fact he isn’t on about 40 anti-depresants is a minor miracle. I’m sure he is comedy gold off the air.
AIS - May 7, 2008
Just watch Major League?
Bob Uecker was great in that movie. I could imagine him suffering with the Brewers for many years like Niehaus has with the Mariners, but the Brewers don’t suck anymore. Everytime I hear Niehaus say fly away baseball to an opponents HR weakily, I feel its another chip on the shoulder for him, since he’s had to endure many depressing year.
Fin - May 8, 2008
Status
The season is over according to Baker’s plan but we still have a chance to win 2 straight games under Dave’s 5-day plan.
ThundaPC - May 7, 2008
lol
Dave’s plan has more hope than Baker’s.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
My plan has less baseball, more beer
JeffS - May 7, 2008
My plan is to put myself into a medically induced coma
until NFL preseason.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
You know what the best thing about beer is?
You never sit down with a beer and find out that Miguel Cairo is in it.
Jordan of Boise - May 7, 2008
ftw
Katal LM - May 7, 2008
Fuck Yes!
kentroyals5 - May 7, 2008
The season at this point has become more beer....oh, and hey, baseball....fuck, it's the Mariners
kentroyals5 - May 7, 2008
I can't bring myself to drink good beer after tonight
Maybe I’ll open a St Bernardus 12 but chug it.
thepull - May 7, 2008
Is it bad that I envy Tacoma for having a more competitive baseball team?
Gomez - May 7, 2008
It's bad that you envy Tacoma for anything.
Paytheline - May 7, 2008
Almond Rocca is about the only thing.
Wilder. - May 7, 2008
Well... yes
Gomez - May 7, 2008
We need to have a drunken LL night at a Rainier's game
Just get all our anger out my heckling and being rowdy
kentroyals5 - May 7, 2008
"BRING IN JIMENEZ!
THERE’S NOT ENOUGH GASOLINE ON THIS BALLGAME!”
Gomez - May 7, 2008
Imagine those rally jigs going on when EOF gets up in the pen!
kentroyals5 - May 7, 2008
EOF: [strikes out batter]
Gomez: YOU JUST GOT POTATOWNED.
Crowd:
Cranky Yankee: SHUT UP
Gomez - May 7, 2008
Hey, that Twilight Zone with Burgess Meredith as the librarian is on Sci-Fi right now
In case any M’s fans want to check out a feel-good story.
Shrug - May 7, 2008
Oh, wait, it's not the one where he breaks his glasses
Meredith played a librarian twice on Twilight Zone. Trivia.
Shrug - May 7, 2008
cursed by his own hubris...
Matthew - May 7, 2008
Vidro has back spasms.
Too many hot dogs?
ThundaPC - May 7, 2008
Haha Johnny Mac said Vidro had back spasms today
Back spasms means “nobody wants to pay his option for next season”
marinator - May 7, 2008
Johjima has back spasms, but we have him on the hook for the next three years.
:-/
Wilder. - May 7, 2008
I'm going to need some help fucking everything.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
Nick? You still awake? Nick?
JeffS - May 7, 2008
Get your ass in gear, Jeff.
We’re never going to fuck the man unless we get our act together.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
why am i being called on to fuck everything
Nick S - May 7, 2008
There's a lot of fucking to do.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
steer clear of your mother and the dog
JI - May 7, 2008
Wrong Nick but you'll do
JeffS - May 7, 2008
I'm not sure I could've been considered technically awake during most of that game
ningwers - May 8, 2008
The M's are doing their fair share.
kentroyals5 - May 7, 2008
Post-game Interview
Mentink: “It seemed like your curveball was working. Are you happy with it?”
Bedard: “Yup.”
Mentink: ”....was that a change-up to Milton Bradley?”
Bedard: (nods) “Yup.”
Mentink: ”...did he just get it or…did you…..miss…a little bit?”
Bedard: “Nohegotit.”
ThundaPC - May 7, 2008
Mantank
Speaking of fucking everything
Gomez - May 7, 2008
God if I've somehow created a new meme
I will consider this a successful season.
BrianL - May 7, 2008
You also created
Be proud. Regardless of the sucktacity of your baseball team.
seattlebruin - May 8, 2008
Wilder. - May 7, 2008
I don't think you could describe the Mariners any better.
Fin - May 8, 2008
Is that the guy who took an acid bath in Robocop?
BrianL - May 8, 2008
I think so.
Fin - May 8, 2008
Here is the whole scene for your viewing pleasure
here
Fin - May 8, 2008
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