made me feel like I was right there in the middle of all the action with the characters. It really got me into it. That’s what made me like it so much, no other movie felt that realistic as this one. It’s certainly not a great movie or anything, but I really enjoyed seeing it.
As far as entertainment goes, it ranks above a lot of good movies for me, especially in a theater. It felt like a thrill ride rather than just a movie.
please pelive me that i rtruly am a mariners fan but to have to type out those names and make them mseake sense right s now oulw really not work so mcuhch for me.
Stone was on point, Fontaine was hilarious and informative. I had a headache and was stressed out about getting a show booked, so I was feeling especially social, but it was still a good time.
Also note it is an exclusively active verb, not a transitive one
So that the subject of a sentence must actively be “feigning” something. There’s no such thing as a “feigner,” on the other hand (this would be passive).
I hate this god damn team. It sucks so god damn bad. It is horrible. It is like burning fire down your throat. It is like gonorrhea in your eyes. It is PAINFUL. Fuck everyone on this damn team.
Most people really do question my sexuality when I bring up that little “I own every Billy Joel album ever released (including the lesser known Billy Joel piano concerto album)”
I own almost everything he’s done in some format and completely agree with that, I just wanted to make you feel bad because I am both a little drunk and naturally a bit of a dick.
Billy Joel is sub-fine. He is actually sub-mediocre.
Which is to say, a few good songs here and there (my pick: “Scenes From An Italian Restaurant”), plus a lot of schmaltz and a godawful tendency for ballads with nothing to redeem themselves. He’s Paul McCartney without the insane talent…and you can’t get away with the crap that McCartney does unless you have McCartney-level musical genius.
When I was a young man, my grandfather liked to pass on little bits of wisdom over a cup of cocoa or a quiet afternoon fishing. His favorite life lesson still sticks clear in my memory:
“Corco, just because someone’s pissing on you, it doesn’t mean you’re in a restroom.”
Steve Steve Steve Steve…STEVE! Seriously, if we lose tomorrow, what are our chances of getting that first pick? They gotta be pretty solid, right? Also, assuming it happens, how embarassing will getting swept by the Nats be? Seriously, I would think the guy who put this team together would have to change his name, move to Greece, and live out his days swilling ouzo and sleeping with hookers while crying. Sorry, Bill, but if it’s any consolation, I hear Athens is nice.
We’d be getting swept by the Nats AAA team pretty much. That’s a level of embarassment that surpasses anything that’s happened to us this season so far.
What a totally frustrating game all over the place. SafeCo Fans suck ass. Bedard was striking out quite a few people, and I was the only one trying to get the claps going. I failed miserably several times and just quit.
I heckled Vidro several times. The first time I just shouted "retire". The second time I yelled "BATTING THIRD, YOUR DESIGNATED SUPPOSED HITTER, JOSE VIDRO"… then he hit the home run. A fan a few seats down looked at me, then yelled "HEY RAUL, YOU SUCK TOO!". I guess he figured calling someone out was beneficial.
Beltre’s bomb was known immediately by the fans. Everything about that was cool.
The fans pathetically tried to start the wave while the game was tied 2-2. An inning after the Batista home run, nobody was interested in the game anymore and the thing was in full effect.
John McLaren is ridiculously stupid. Not that I wanted Arthur to remain in there or anything, but pulling him after Sexson screwed up a pickoff move is pretty dumb. He’d already gotten two outs and had thrown a ball to the next batter. Instead of letting him finish the inning, here comes Sean Green for more arm straining work. Is Roy Corcoran dead?
Sexson was murdered by the fanbase. They weren’t really on him hard until the strikeout in the 6th. After that, they were on him for everything. They booed him during the botched pickoff move. They booed him when he was throwing the ball around the infield inbetween innings. Etc. He’s the most hated man in SafeCo.
I don’t know how many times I screamed for Jeremy Reed to pinch hit. Lot of good it did me.
Did Yuni’s defensive play look as cool on TV as it did in person? Did Yuni’s complete failure of a sac bunt attempt look as bad on TV as it did in person?
Sucks having to watch a loss, but this wasn’t even an entertaining loss aside from King Awesome going yard.
STRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSBBBBBBBBBBBBURRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!
BrianL - June 14, 2008
Uh having too is too much for me.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
You misspelled.
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
Were's excuseing me.
Shift.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
I was talking to Gomez.
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
has i didnot even notice.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
ICHIRO.
vkut79 - June 14, 2008
Marinergirl may never find her way into this thread
:(
marinator - June 14, 2008
Look up.
Goose - June 14, 2008
I'm here!
I follow shiny linkss.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
That can be good and bad
marinator - June 14, 2008
Your spelling is getting lucid again.
Drink more.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
Whisksey good.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
Coherence = bad
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
I still think Robert is my favorite poster when drunk.
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssk
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
I can't wait for the day
when one of the moderators gets drunk and starts randomly banning people.
marinator - June 14, 2008
I can.
Cuas it might be me.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
I think he was looking at me.
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
ONE MORE TIME FOR JESUS FLORES
N.B. It’s fucking “Jesus,” not “Jesse.”
esoteric - June 14, 2008
I sure hope the USS Mariner *does* collide with the "Strasberg"....
ha.. ha… ha…
vkut79 - June 14, 2008
That is terrible
Cue the Picard gif
marinator - June 14, 2008
How about Sisko facepalm instead?
Goose - June 14, 2008
TOO BIG AHH
vkut79 - June 14, 2008
LATE
esoteric - June 14, 2008
Does your comment show up before mine for you?
According to me, my comment is above yours…
vkut79 - June 14, 2008
You're correct.
Aaron Campeau - June 14, 2008
Yes, yours was first.
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
349x319
Get a bigger monitor.
Goose - June 14, 2008
Agreed.
IcebreakerX - June 14, 2008
Ok it's not "too big", true, but it would be neater if it was the same size as the others
vkut79 - June 14, 2008
Sisko > Picard
IcebreakerX - June 14, 2008
I disagree.
Kirk > Pickard > Sisko > Janeway
BrianL - June 14, 2008
You forgot
Archer. He’s better than Janeway, too.
Also I flip flop on Sisko/Picard all the time.
AtomicGarden - June 14, 2008
This is true.
Archer > Janeway.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
Didn't we already have this debate?
Goose - June 14, 2008
Picard is a British Frenchman.
Make sense of that.
IcebreakerX - June 14, 2008
Morrissey claims he's Irish blood, English heart.
I made sense of that, why can’t we do the same of Picard?
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
Because France doesn't fit on the British Isle.
IcebreakerX - June 14, 2008
But Oliver Cromwell.
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
That song fucking rules.
Aaron Campeau - June 14, 2008
I know.
I’ve been told I have good taste.
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
By whom?
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
Indie hipsters and 4Chan regulars.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
I will bet you a million dollars that butthol doesn't know any hipsters.
Aaron Campeau - June 14, 2008
What makes you say that?
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
You're 14 and live in a small town?
Aaron Campeau - June 14, 2008
of 150,000?
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
Yes.
Aaron Campeau - June 14, 2008
Thsa for articulsating that as i could not.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
Rec'd
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
I likes athis I'm getting the points.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
The only time Picard was cooler was when Picard went apeshit on the dominatrix borg.
IcebreakerX - June 14, 2008
Smaller
esoteric - June 14, 2008
Best wartime captain ever.
AtomicGarden - June 14, 2008
Awesome
Sisko > Picard
JI - June 15, 2008
can their servers take it?
PhilKenSebben - June 14, 2008
PINCH RUN REED PINCH RUN REED
BrianL - June 14, 2008
Atta boy Wlad.
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
By the way in case y'all don't know.
I’m bad luck.
They always lose when i listaen.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
You listen to the games?
Do you ever watch them?
marinator - June 14, 2008
I almost exclusively listen.
My so-called “broadband” is too crappy to deal with the streaming MLB.tv feed. Besides, I prefer Dave.
esoteric - June 14, 2008
sometimes.
at home interenests too slow to watch needs to listen
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
Internests is my new favorite word.
Aaron Campeau - June 14, 2008
interestwsd in the
crap i can’t even makes it make sense. but it’s in my head.s
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
I'm lucky enough to have my tv and computer right next to eachother
Then again it sucks not to have enough space for a computer room :(
marinator - June 14, 2008
uuuuuuuuh not where i can get ms on tv thos
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
I've got two computers right next to eachother.
My regular gaming desktop and my TV-computer (Regular 2.8 ghz machine with a PCI TV card installed).
BrianL - June 14, 2008
TV computer?
How can you watch TV on such a small screen?
marinator - June 14, 2008
My second monitor is a Vizio 19" flatpanel LCD TV.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
I'm fairly certain you're not the cause of this team's problems.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
Is it chilly at Safeco tonight or something?
I’m noticing a lot of long sleeves on guys who usually don’t wear long sleeves.
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
It was kinda' chilly downtown around 5:00.
Can’t imagine it’s gotten warmer.
Aaron Campeau - June 14, 2008
WHOA A WALK!!!
vkut79 - June 14, 2008
Did I tell you guys I graduated?
Guess what that means. More matinee game thread participation for me.
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
Graduated from what? Middle School?
Goose - June 14, 2008
Yes.
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
Middle School graduation is the stupidest bullshit ever.
Aaron Campeau - June 14, 2008
Why?
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
cauyse you get nothing.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
And you did nothing.
Goose - June 14, 2008
Yes!
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
If you don't make it through Middle School, you are a fucking moron.
Aaron Campeau - June 14, 2008
Well of course, I never argued that I was beating any sort of odds or anything...
I was just putting it out there that I’ll no longer be missing all the day game threads. Woooo (?)
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
My problem is with the concept of "graduating" from Middle School.
Aaron Campeau - June 14, 2008
Ho do yous gradusate from fourteen?
and whys the s?
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
I'm late.. but still.. Where the hell did you graduate from?
seattlesundevil - June 14, 2008
Roosevelt Middle School.
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
a guy with no control
we are boned
Trenchtown - June 14, 2008
TAKE DAMMIT TAKE!!!
BrianL - June 14, 2008
POSSIBLE YUNI WALK ALERT
NUMBER FIVE?
?
AtomicGarden - June 14, 2008
was he still trying to bunt? bahaha
AtomicGarden - June 14, 2008
I think I'm getting back to the point where I'm enjoying watching
the Mariners again.
It’s like my fandom is rebounding from the failure.
vkut79 - June 14, 2008
OMG BETANCOURT COULD WALK
vkut79 - June 14, 2008
Not if he has anything to say about it.
AtomicGarden - June 14, 2008
Or he cousal get a full count.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
Why is Yuni bunting?
marinator - June 14, 2008
FUCK YOU YUNI!!!!!!!
BrianL - June 14, 2008
MARK LORETTA GETS THAT BUNT DOWN
Gomez - June 14, 2008
WTF
andrewgolfsalot - June 14, 2008
Yea, that worked like a charm.
ThundaPC - June 14, 2008
Also, that was the worst at bat I've ever seen.
That was just horrible in so many ways.
AtomicGarden - June 14, 2008
What the hell Yuni.
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
Ares we surpriseas?
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
I thnk my computer sprouas s.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
Hahaha Betancourt looks totally inept
I can’t believe he would actually do that…
vkut79 - June 14, 2008
God this team sucks.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
But we know itssucks.
So that’s a deep question of ifasd we suck because we listen to this crap.
with the 643 POOP>
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
Yup.
Fitting.
Tippifies.
AtomicGarden - June 14, 2008
Typifies.
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
Yuni-BOMB
In the Star Trek Nemesis sense, not the explosive type.
IcebreakerX - June 14, 2008
Is Star Trek XI going to be even worse?
I fear it could be.
Goose - June 14, 2008
I hope not.
After watching Cloverfield, I am slightly encouraged, as opposed to discouraged.
IcebreakerX - June 14, 2008
Cloverfield was awesome, imo
vkut79 - June 14, 2008
Wrong.
Wrong wrong wrong wrong WRONG.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
Stop being lame.
vkut79 - June 14, 2008
That movie was just a generic shaky-cam horror film.
Nothing special about it.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
YouTuber.
IcebreakerX - June 14, 2008
It was generic and bland.
Nothing “awesome” about it.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
Special effects?
Not generic and bland, no way.
vkut79 - June 14, 2008
Special Effects do not make a horror film.
Go watch Ringu sometime. That movie scared the living shit out of me.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
Personally, didn't really watch the film to be scared.
IcebreakerX - June 14, 2008
I don't see it as a horror film
I see it as a sci-fi thriller. For this, special effects are important, as they were in Cloverfield (in my opinion).
vkut79 - June 14, 2008
Yeah,
For horror, Cloverfield is a Yunitastic Failure.
IcebreakerX - June 14, 2008
Even as a sci-fi thriller I find it to be somewhat "Meh"
BrianL - June 14, 2008
Something about it
made me feel like I was right there in the middle of all the action with the characters. It really got me into it. That’s what made me like it so much, no other movie felt that realistic as this one. It’s certainly not a great movie or anything, but I really enjoyed seeing it.
vkut79 - June 14, 2008
Ok I actually have never seen any other "shaky-cam horror films"
So I can’t say much for that.
I have to admit that the special effects were really cool, nothing generic about that, far from it.
vkut79 - June 14, 2008
Good piece of entertainment.
Lots of cryptic stuff hidden. Good storytelling.
Awesome might be overkill, but it was good at generating hype and fun.
IcebreakerX - June 14, 2008
That movie was very entertaining.
As far as entertainment goes, it ranks above a lot of good movies for me, especially in a theater. It felt like a thrill ride rather than just a movie.
vkut79 - June 14, 2008
I liked it too
but I’m wierd
marinator - June 14, 2008
It's okay to like Cloverfield. No need to degrade yourself... lol
vkut79 - June 14, 2008
I'm optimistic. But scared.
Kind of like this season, back in spring training.
AtomicGarden - June 14, 2008
No wonder he never walks, he doesn't distinguish between ball and strike...
vkut79 - June 14, 2008
This team blows
andrewgolfsalot - June 14, 2008
Worst. Inning. Ever.
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
Failure complete.
ThundaPC - June 14, 2008
Crystal for DH - June 14, 2008
More failure
Beer meet gullet
marinator - June 14, 2008
whoooo
at least the world didn’t end
Trenchtown - June 14, 2008
I laugh at Yuni's offensive futility.
esoteric - June 14, 2008
STRASBURG!
vkut79 - June 14, 2008
You know a month ago I didn't really believe this team could wind up with the worst record
Now it seems that nothing else would be more fitting.
marinator - June 14, 2008
If we don't go into "future building" mode soon, we may easily lose our spot
I imagine that other loser teams will be more eager to play for the future than we are, which would help them
winlose.vkut79 - June 14, 2008
I wouldn't be so sure about that
I think it would help us if Vidro, Sexson, and Wlad were still starting over the younger candidates.
marinator - June 14, 2008
I don't think you can get much younger than Wlad.
AtomicGarden - June 14, 2008
Wow, two on with nobody out and nobody scored!
LET’S GO NATS!
LET’S GO STRASBURG!
esoteric - June 14, 2008
I am now officially rooting for a sweep.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
RHODES SIGHTING!!
BrianL - June 14, 2008
Rec'd
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
You have no idea what the picture is, do you?
BrianL - June 14, 2008
A Fender Rhodes!
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
I dos! I do!
but please dosn’t make me type it outs.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
Never leave us.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
Name every Mariner position player currently on the roster
marinator - June 14, 2008
oh dear god.
please pelive me that i rtruly am a mariners fan but to have to type out those names and make them mseake sense right s now oulw really not work so mcuhch for me.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
they'll let you off with uniform numbers then
IcebreakerX - June 14, 2008
Recite the first 85 digits of Pi.
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
3.15/
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
Well that worked out.
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
i think Kansas declared it was 3.
IcebreakerX - June 14, 2008
i don't likes ckansas.
they lies about sunflowers.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
Beltre, Yuni, Jose, Richie, Miguel, Willie, Jamie, Wlad, Kenji, Jeremy, Ichiro, Raul, Jose
andrewgolfsalot - June 14, 2008
show off. trys tlast mnae when drinks the whiskey.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
We are at critical drunkpost levels.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
You aren't blasted so it doesn't count
marinator - June 14, 2008
Who said I wasn't?
I’m just mixing drinks at home.
andrewgolfsalot - June 14, 2008
Mixed drinks don't count here at LL
It’s straight petroleum or nothing
marinator - June 14, 2008
Well it's 3 parts rum, 1 part coke at this stage.
andrewgolfsalot - June 14, 2008
OK you get a pass
If you were using Pepsi I would give you an incomplete
marinator - June 14, 2008
They still sell that?
andrewgolfsalot - June 14, 2008
onlsy a pass for using mesxcian coke.s
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
WTF hahhaha
marinator - June 14, 2008
MExicain cokes.
colas. sorys. I’m supporse do say colas.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
Are those conservative illegal immigrant drugheads?
ZOMG no politics
andrewgolfsalot - June 14, 2008
It was hilarious in a different way
“Coke” as in the white powdery stuff that Nicole Richie likes.
marinator - June 14, 2008
See above.
andrewgolfsalot - June 14, 2008
SOmeone i think thingray says i can't use coke.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
That would be beneficial to your health
Snorting pixie sticks are my vice
marinator - June 14, 2008
i'MS crap sorry I'm at home too.
but not misx ing drinks.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
Or as I like to refer to them as:
Great, meh, blah, suck, shit, shittier, meh, meh+, crap, meh, YAY, :(, boo
andrewgolfsalot - June 14, 2008
We need a pitcher named Farfisa.
Aaron Campeau - June 14, 2008
Oh goods. It's Rhodes.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
This has been a fine Game Thread of sorts.
Slica - June 14, 2008
My expectations were low, but this thread has been a wonderful surprise.
Thank you, NOLAmarinergirl.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
weelcomesas!
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
But she's using performance enhancing Whiskey.
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
bushmisls!
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
Excellent choice.
Good Irish Whiskey.
Goose - June 14, 2008
Yes they tattooed its aupon me.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
Whiskey does anything but enhance performance.
Goose - June 14, 2008
Not fors girls1
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
Oh dear.
Aaron Campeau - June 14, 2008
I laughed.
Goose - June 14, 2008
Rec'd.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
I wish you could rec posts twice.
Aaron Campeau - June 14, 2008
Pleas don't try i mights get negative resc like they were getitng before.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
I'm fairly certain you're safe.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
Yasy I like being a girls.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
This is one of the best gamethreads ever.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
I highly disagree.
Goose - June 14, 2008
I got to go to the meetup AND be here for this.
I WIN!!!
Aaron Campeau - June 14, 2008
How was the meetup?
BrianL - June 14, 2008
Did anyone ask Fontaine about the Fields pick?
And did he respond?
andrewgolfsalot - June 14, 2008
Fun.
Stone was on point, Fontaine was hilarious and informative. I had a headache and was stressed out about getting a show booked, so I was feeling especially social, but it was still a good time.
Aaron Campeau - June 14, 2008
I wish I could have been there.
Instead I made $800 on a studio recording gig. Oh well.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
I prefer your option.
Aaron Campeau - June 14, 2008
It does for posting.
It’s easy to impress Brian that way.
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
Ugh
What about me?
Slica - June 14, 2008
: D
Slica - June 14, 2008
The Nationals have so many random players I've never heard of
Gomez - June 14, 2008
We can't even pick a guy off correctly.
andrewgolfsalot - June 14, 2008
I think this is the second or third time Sexson has botched a pickoff.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
Oh fuck you Sexson.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
FAIL
Crystal for DH - June 14, 2008
What was that? Are you kidding?
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
At least the "fans" are yelling at him!
andrewgolfsalot - June 14, 2008
At least Sexson is still good at defense.
Oh wait, he never was to begin with. Awesome!
AtomicGarden - June 14, 2008
Meanwhile, this game has opened mouth, inserted teabags
Gomez - June 14, 2008
heys I just sayw that.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
WTF was that?
IcebreakerX - June 14, 2008
.gif
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
Hey, time for another Bill Bavasi "Accountability" speech.
ThundaPC - June 14, 2008
RICHIE SEXSON I LOVES YOU
I’m just as drunk as NOLAmarinergirl at this point, it’s just that my typing skills, spelling & grammar never diminish in these situations.
esoteric - June 14, 2008
HEY>
Plasy nice.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
No brag, just fact.
esoteric - June 14, 2008
I read this as "Palsy nice"
And I was thinking that was mean.
joof - June 14, 2008
I admire a drunk one who feigns away from drunken posting.
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
You are painfully misusing the verb "feign"
esoteric - June 14, 2008
Seriously, plz ask me how to use it properly & I shall educate.
esoteric - June 14, 2008
I'll bite.
How do you use it properly…(only testing your drunkness)
andrewgolfsalot - June 14, 2008
"feign" is, in modern English usage, pretty much an exact analogue of "fake"
So if I “feign” illness I “fake” illness. It has no other proper use in modern English save as a synonym for “fake.” NO. OTHER. PROPER. USE.
esoteric - June 14, 2008
No way you're drunk.
andrewgolfsalot - June 14, 2008
Dude, I'm Johns Hopkins/UChicago pedigree
This is what we talk about when we get drunk. It’s really sad.
esoteric - June 14, 2008
Okay, I'll buy that, but only because I'm roughly the same pedigree / conversationalist.
andrewgolfsalot - June 14, 2008
You have no idea how lovingly I typed out each individual quotation mark in the post two tiers up
It gets really hard for me at this point…
esoteric - June 14, 2008
I have a general idea.
Though at this point I’m mostly feigning interest in this team / thread
andrewgolfsalot - June 14, 2008
Yeah he winds.
My puget sound dgeree does not stand up. and i’m only a bit into the tulane degree.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
Yeah I don't think classiness of university has any bearing on how you talk when you're drunk
Graham MacAree - June 14, 2008
Also note it is an exclusively active verb, not a transitive one
So that the subject of a sentence must actively be “feigning” something. There’s no such thing as a “feigner,” on the other hand (this would be passive).
esoteric - June 14, 2008
I can't wait for the end of this year's uninspiring sports montage.
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
Saysa the one who is years away from the drinskas.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
What?
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
You can'trs drink.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
Correct, but that had to do with this how...?
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
Don't question the drunk girl.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
Especially if they are red headed, because they tend to get violent.
I have a scar to prove it.
Goose - June 14, 2008
...Marty Crandall?? Is that you??
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
NOt anymores the red heads.
A little reads. but nots so much.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
I mean natural red heads.
Goose - June 14, 2008
Ohhhhhhhhhh. Well still it's a bit natural. just covere.d
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
A red head dying her hair?
If I could negative rec you I would.
Goose - June 14, 2008
It's boring reds strawberries.
I make it dark adn red.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
Nononononononono
Redheads should not dye their hair.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
Yeah, I was way disappointed when Donna from That 70s show did.
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
Exactly.
She went from crazy hot to meh.
Goose - June 14, 2008
Buts Im better nows!
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
Pics or it didn't...
Wait that doesn’t really work here does it….?
BrianL - June 14, 2008
Pish you could see it ifs you weres smart.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
I'm gonna say subthread closed.
Goose - June 14, 2008
I never thought she was crazy hot by any means.
But she went from Oooo to Ehhh.
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
fines don't listen.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
Imasdes it BETTER thous.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
sorrsy it did not the threasd whent togethers. i appol=ozgize.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
It's all good.
I just thought it was a strange reply-to.
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
Oh. My. Lord.
Goose - June 14, 2008
LET'S GO GUZMAN
clap-clap-clapclapclap
esoteric - June 14, 2008
SCORE RUNS YOU IDIOTS
PhilKenSebben - June 14, 2008
Holy shit fuck this mothergoddamn POS team
I hate this god damn team. It sucks so god damn bad. It is horrible. It is like burning fire down your throat. It is like gonorrhea in your eyes. It is PAINFUL. Fuck everyone on this damn team.
Except Beltre.
JLC - June 14, 2008
<3 Beltre.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
He needs to leave so I can let the full force of my hate decend on the entire team at once
JLC - June 14, 2008
Oh come now, you don't really mean that.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
I am angry.
Don’t tell me how to feel.
JLC - June 14, 2008
Poor Adrian doesn't deserve your anger, you know that.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
I'm sick of teh ugly blonde whore that plugs Yahoo sports.
IcebreakerX - June 14, 2008
Tell us how you really feel
marinator - June 14, 2008
Keep Watching.
IcebreakerX - June 14, 2008
[Insert "If Bobby Ayala were pitching..." joke here.]
BrianL - June 14, 2008
I had something ready to go
and you ruined it
marinator - June 14, 2008
If Bobby Ayala were pitching...
he would go 1-2-3 on 5 pitches.
Crystal for DH - June 14, 2008
Damn you!
andrewgolfsalot - June 14, 2008
You mean back to back to back
Gomez - June 14, 2008
Even Bobby could pitch a scoreless eighth here.
andrewgolfsalot - June 14, 2008
STOP POSTING YOU DIDIOTS.
Syas jeff.
no seriousy i can’t gkeep up.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
Boooooo.
IcebreakerX - June 14, 2008
Hey look it's fat piece of shit batting third in our horrible lineup
Let’s all pretend that he’s a good DH
JLC - June 14, 2008
Are they booing Raul...?
Or are they Rauuuul-ing?
I can’t tell.
IcebreakerX - June 14, 2008
They're saying MOOOOOOOOOVERS
andrewgolfsalot - June 14, 2008
They're saying BOOOOOOOOOOO-vasi.
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
D- for effort, F for effectiveness.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
Wasn't it Phildopip's sig or something a while ago?
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
Off-topic:
Does anyone else here listen to the Helio Sequence?
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
No.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
A little...
But if I’m gonna listen to a Sub Pop band from Portland it’s always gonna be The Thermals.
SethGrandpa - June 14, 2008
Or the Shins.
But I love the Thermals just as much. The Body, the Blood, the Machine is my desktop background.
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
One of the best albums of the decade. Love it.
SethGrandpa - June 14, 2008
You know what else is up there?
There’s Nothing Wrong with Love – Built to Spill.
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
I'm not big on Built to Spill...of course the one time I actually saw them live was following The Hives...
No band should have to follow The Hives. NONE. It’s just not fair.
SethGrandpa - June 14, 2008
How about Third Eye Blind's first album?
Oooo and Weezer’s first?
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
Umm...we're no longer in the 90s
SethGrandpa - June 14, 2008
Ohhhh yes you're right.
For some reason I moved onto the decade = 90s. My bad.
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
he onlys has two decadse to deal with.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
So do I...but there's some serious tune-age in there.
SethGrandpa - June 14, 2008
Weezers first came out the years you rewer born.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
Plus Pinkerton is better than Blue, as far as Weezer goes.
But that’s like saying a million dollars is better than $999,000.
SethGrandpa - June 14, 2008
I disagree
But I would merely reverse your above analogy, and call it good.
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
it actuslay is considered elistis to love poinkerton.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
It is? Why?
Tired of Sex is the bomb.
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
Thas' why. cause it's all aobuts the sex.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
... either that or Rivers Cuomo was abstinent.
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
he was an idsot. he gave ups sex and wroite all about sex.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
Well it's got better lyrics...and fuzzier guitar...those equal win.
SethGrandpa - June 14, 2008
The Blue Album is really good.
Pinkerton is one of the top five albums of the 90’s.
Aaron Campeau - June 14, 2008
Almosts as geeky soundsa = mute math.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
Not metal enough.
AtomicGarden - June 14, 2008
I think you mean "not talented enough."
BrianL - June 14, 2008
How can you say the Helio Sequence is not talented enough.
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
I'm a self-admitted music elitist.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
You're not an elitist when you crop out terrible music and set aside great music.
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
Aren't yous a mucisian/
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
Jazz saxophonist, orchestral bassoonist, yes.
I also double on keys and trumpet.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
hences the elitistnist.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
Watch this:
Billy Joel is perhaps the greatest pop/rock songwriter of the last 30 years.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
thanks fors making me all sad.
bj was here for jazz fest and it poured and i didnots dget to see him. now i’m sad again.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
Good God I caught him live when he rolled into Seattle a few months ago.
He is a brilliant stage performer.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
Brian Wilson says hi.
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
Brian Wilson has nothing on Billy Joel.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
Did Billy Joel write God Only Knows?
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
i'm lying in bed just lyke brian wilason did.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
Did Brian Wilson write "Scenes from an Italian Restaraunt"
“Ballad of Billy the Kid”
“Piano Man”
“And So it Goes”
“Stiletto”
and the entire fucking 52nd Street album?
BrianL - June 14, 2008
There's no way that you can say all of those aforementioned titles, even Piano Man
could possibly > Pet Sounds.
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
actually they most defintelyu can.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
I can and I will
All of those songs > Pet Sounds
BrianL - June 14, 2008
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
This is insanity.
Aaron Campeau - June 14, 2008
This is wrong on so many levels.
Aaron Campeau - June 14, 2008
Billy Joel is a far superior songwriter.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
I think we may just have to agree to disagree.
Aaron Campeau - June 14, 2008
It probably is best if we do that.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
You are beginning to endear yourself to me, young man.
Aaron Campeau - June 14, 2008
It's a trap
OlSalty - June 14, 2008
If I say Jesse Lacey and Rivers Cuomo (if I ignore the past two albums) does that make me emo?
SethGrandpa - June 14, 2008
jesse lacey wins certain ponts.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
prosbs more than rivers. rivers = geeks.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
And "Make Believe" Rivers = suck.
SethGrandpa - June 14, 2008
Agreed.
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
thost you were gone.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
Their new album is decidedly less terrible, but it's SOOOO juvenile.
FUCK THAT SOUNDS ELITIST…but any Weezer fan knows what i’m talking about. Lame lyrics, lame rhymes.
SethGrandpa - June 14, 2008
Calling crap crap isn't elitist.
Aaron Campeau - June 14, 2008
ths' so obvious i did nots even need sto say.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
That's actually really cool Brian.
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
What's with all these smiling douchebags in this Banner Bank commercial
Are they Mariners fans? If they are, they have nothing to smile about.
JLC - June 14, 2008
On a side note, the Nationals promo commercials suck
andrewgolfsalot - June 14, 2008
i seriously have no idea why the fuck i'm wasting my time watching this team suck.
but i enjoy this thread.
IcebreakerX - June 14, 2008
I get to point sometimes where I don't actually watch the game, just the thread.
Goose - June 14, 2008
Yeah.
vkut79 - June 14, 2008
Perhaps one of the better threads that doesn't contain any Jeff/Graham/Matthew.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
How many of those are there? Lol.
vkut79 - June 14, 2008
We're the best baseball team in Washington.
Right?
andrewgolfsalot - June 14, 2008
only when the road team doesn't make it here.
IcebreakerX - June 14, 2008
Please do not use that phrase.
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
i just noticed this.
allows for spectacular randomness, eh?
IcebreakerX - June 14, 2008
So are we Jesus Flores' bitch now, or what?
JLC - June 14, 2008
Many teams have said that about Flores.
I can’t help but point out again how fucking awesome Jesus Flores is. So wonderful.
esoteric - June 14, 2008
No. We're every-other-MLB-team's bitch now.
andrewgolfsalot - June 14, 2008
andrewgolfsalot? more like andrewdoesntusethereplybuttonalot
JLC - June 14, 2008
Oh I missed it once.
Pshaw.
andrewgolfsalot - June 14, 2008
WELL PLAYED IBANEZ. WELL PLAYED, MY FRIEND.
JLC - June 14, 2008
RAUUUUUL
esoteric - June 14, 2008
Can't fault him much there
vkut79 - June 14, 2008
I'm happy to blame every hit into LF on Ibanez.
AtomicGarden - June 14, 2008
It's just easier to do things that way.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
Oh yeah? Watch me.
It’s Ibanez’ fault that gas prices are so high.
JLC - June 14, 2008
Oh snap.
You’re rather angry today, aren’t you?
BrianL - June 14, 2008
Ibanez made me this way.
JLC - June 14, 2008
He watches this one...
Yes, hess so goods at the watshing.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
gack.
PhilKenSebben - June 14, 2008
Hey look, Willie Harris! It's the Nats' Willie Ballgame!
esoteric - June 14, 2008
That was quite the route he took there.
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
So we're about to take the second game of this "preview"
Of the World Series of Strasburg. This is good.
vkut79 - June 14, 2008
Tiebreaker is ours and you can't have it!
andrewgolfsalot - June 14, 2008
We don't have the tiebreaker against the Nationals
The hell are you talking about
Graham MacAree - June 14, 2008
We need the Royals to catch fire.
They’re dangerously struggling.. we play them in a few weeks. That could be a huge series.
AtomicGarden - June 14, 2008
They are contenders, that's true.
vkut79 - June 14, 2008
C'mon Jesus, make the M's your bitch once more.
esoteric - June 14, 2008
This is bullshit
PhilKenSebben - June 14, 2008
YEAH WALK FLORES DON'T LET HIM HURT US. GOOD IDEA MR. FRISBEE
JLC - June 14, 2008
vkut79 - June 14, 2008
LARGER
(Jeff’s not here)
esoteric - June 14, 2008
Took it straight it from Google images...
Too lazy to resize… :(
vkut79 - June 14, 2008
Search for extra large.
IcebreakerX - June 14, 2008
add a width=250 between img and src in the link
(img width=250 src=http://url.is.here)
< instead of ( etc
planB - June 15, 2008
Gooood....Goooood!
BrianL - June 14, 2008
Man, Luke Skywalker was such a pussy at the end.
Just chop the dude’s limbs off. He’s still alive. You don’t go to the dark side if you don’t kill him.
JLC - June 14, 2008
Dammit, I will singlehandedly teach Lookout Landing to appreciate Jesus Flores before this season is over.
He’s 23, he has a great arm, he works well with pitchers, he bats well, and he knows how to take a walk. AND HE’S 23.
esoteric - June 14, 2008
JE-SUS FLOR-ES
clap clap clapclapclap
JLC - June 14, 2008
That's more like it, my friend.
esoteric - June 14, 2008
I'm on board.
I own a Nationals hat, I might as well like someone on the team that’s not made of glass.
Aaron Campeau - June 14, 2008
There is a lot of suck on the field.
Makes for tough pitch control.
IcebreakerX - June 14, 2008
Yeah, you can't exactly rely on your D to bail you out.
esoteric - June 14, 2008
Yeah I'm only sticking around for Beltre's next AB.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
whats about for my fanpost?
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
Thought you weren't going to make one?
Goose - June 14, 2008
tis in progress.
but tis to harrd to keep up twith the thread.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
Oh okay, I'll stick around for that.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
DAMN YOU IBANEZES! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELLLLLLLLLL!
JLC - June 14, 2008
Bah!
andrewgolfsalot - June 14, 2008
AWESOMENESS REIGNS SUPREME.
esoteric - June 14, 2008
You know what's so funny? I've watched the Nats suck and struggle against so many teams this season...
...and yet they seem to be effortlessly scoring against the Mariners. Such a sad statement about our team (the M’s in this case).
esoteric - June 14, 2008
I'm thinking Jon Rauch can get three outs here.
esoteric - June 14, 2008
DAMMIT WHERE IS MY DODGE CHICK
PhilKenSebben - June 14, 2008
MISLEADING ARROW
Does… not… click!
vkut79 - June 14, 2008
it would not go away when i capped it.
PhilKenSebben - June 14, 2008
The arrow is pointing to the object of his infatuation
Gomez - June 14, 2008
PhilKen needs to get out more
JLC - June 14, 2008
that is undeniable fact.
PhilKenSebben - June 14, 2008
K guys it's been a fun one.
Brian, we’ll continue this later. Night my friends.
qrsouther - June 14, 2008
There's nothing to continue.
Billy Joel > Brian Wilson.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
cept brian wilson was larger than billy
i thins.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
thin ks.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
nice save
JLC - June 14, 2008
its sorta made sense the first way.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
There's no way you can be making this argument with a straight face.
Aaron Campeau - June 14, 2008
I own every last Billy Joel album.
I am very serious.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
You and LFoJL are really duking it out for that gayest board member alive award huh?
OlSalty - June 14, 2008
Would it make you feel better if I said I like Billy Joel for my usual elitist music reasons?
1) Non-formulaic chord progressions
2) Non-standard instrumentation
3) Non-standard song layouts
BrianL - June 14, 2008
I was just busting your balls
I actually like a lot of his stuff too.
OlSalty - June 15, 2008
That's cool.
Most people really do question my sexuality when I bring up that little “I own every Billy Joel album ever released (including the lesser known Billy Joel piano concerto album)”
BrianL - June 15, 2008
Those people are dumb.
(Assuming they’re serious.)
Aaron Campeau - June 15, 2008
Well one of them is that Giants fan I keep telling you about...
BrianL - June 15, 2008
Don't feel too bad
I own almost everything he’s done in some format and completely agree with that, I just wanted to make you feel bad because I am both a little drunk and naturally a bit of a dick.
OlSalty - June 15, 2008
I imagine many guys do own a Billy Joel album of some sort.
They’re just too afraid to admit it.
BrianL - June 15, 2008
Billy Joel is fine.
He’s just not completely revolutionary.
Aaron Campeau - June 14, 2008
favorite album - Storm Front
PhilKenSebben - June 15, 2008
Storm Front is good
52nd Street is better.
BrianL - June 15, 2008
Billy Joel is sub-fine. He is actually sub-mediocre.
Which is to say, a few good songs here and there (my pick: “Scenes From An Italian Restaurant”), plus a lot of schmaltz and a godawful tendency for ballads with nothing to redeem themselves. He’s Paul McCartney without the insane talent…and you can’t get away with the crap that McCartney does unless you have McCartney-level musical genius.
esoteric - June 15, 2008
This approach by Beltre is encouraging.
JLC - June 14, 2008
Strikeouts =/= encouraging.
andrewgolfsalot - June 14, 2008
Strasburg, baby.
JLC - June 14, 2008
Would losing tomorrow be the lowest point in Mariner history?
Could be
marinator - June 14, 2008
You weren't around for much of the eighties, were you?
andrewgolfsalot - June 14, 2008
Nope
Fan since ‘94
marinator - June 14, 2008
noooooooooooooooooob.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
there were no expectations then.
i was born in 85, so i could not know.
PhilKenSebben - June 14, 2008
Wosw am I thie oldest here?
And most drunk? strange.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
i have a feeling i am among the younger here.
PhilKenSebben - June 14, 2008
your'e not that much younger.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
don't sasy that or it will eget worse.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
Richie, meet curveballs.
andrewgolfsalot - June 14, 2008
Strasburg!
Happybelly - June 14, 2008
Neato.
Off to work.
Goose - June 14, 2008
Sweet, 20 games under!
AtomicGarden - June 14, 2008
drunk fan post comeing to cheer yals up.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
I think you've been added to LL's "Do Not Trade" list of poster.
Good work.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
Ithought i was alreadys
since I am a girl. but better to know it’s for my talent.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
You are valuable. In fact,
We could possible trade you to the Orioles blog for a young talented blog-ready poster, a solid specialist relief poster, and three solid prospects.
vkut79 - June 14, 2008
i'm worth that many peoples?
wait onlys in ms language. i gotscha.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
Just try not to show signs of your "injury potential" (alcoholism)
before we trade you.
vkut79 - June 14, 2008
Most girl just DFA themselves after a while
JLC - June 14, 2008
Nots if y'all are nice enoughts.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
Have you met Corco?
BrianL - June 14, 2008
whys bdo bepole keep asking that?
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
You'll see.
You’ll see.
Aaron Campeau - June 14, 2008
It's not a matter of nice
More like a matter of not being sexist and disgusting
JLC - June 14, 2008
true. i kinds like the snarky actuallys.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
I've gotta be on the Seek to Trade list.
andrewgolfsalot - June 14, 2008
I think I'm hovering on the DFA candidate list.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
Yea, I'm probably more along those lines
I can’t imagine I’d bring much more than ten maple bats in return.
andrewgolfsalot - June 14, 2008
I might fetch a couple of SeattlePI blog rejects.
Jeff must rue the day he pulled me off of those waiver wires.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
I was sent here by a Rockies fan.
Damn me asking for “logical, intelligent discussion”
andrewgolfsalot - June 14, 2008
heee hee i'm valuagel. i earn tropheis.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
What do those trophies say?
vkut79 - June 14, 2008
most valuagabel woman.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
Is it me or is the nostalgia wearing off?
andrewgolfsalot - June 14, 2008
it kinda is for me too cause thise whiskey is too.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
And it shows in the level of coherency.
andrewgolfsalot - June 14, 2008
I'm soarry, I do not have a degree form an ivy league or almost ivy league.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
Nowhere near what I meant.
andrewgolfsalot - June 14, 2008
I'm coheerent completely but the fingers thhave a mind of their owns.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
dohnt yoiu sti;l lovue me aandrwew?
JLC - June 14, 2008
Always have, always will.
You’re like a brother to me.
andrewgolfsalot - June 14, 2008
I got DFA'd when I posted something about BABIP.
Jeff grabbed me in hopes that my House% would translate into an improved overall LL Awesome%
BrianL - June 14, 2008
Too much false hope!
vkut79 - June 14, 2008
But it's good that the Mariners lost, right? Strasburg?
I am cheered up.
vkut79 - June 14, 2008
John Rauch has stolen Putz's mojo.
vkut79 - June 14, 2008
Yeah okay time to get hammered
JLC - June 14, 2008
si pleas join me.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
I think you're way ahead of me.
Give me time to catch up
JLC - June 14, 2008
I stopeeped for awhyile.
tongue feels funney.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
if you can feel your tongue you need to start drinking again
those are the ruels
JLC - June 14, 2008
you speled it rong.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
That was a test to see how drunk you are.
Answer: Not enough
JLC - June 14, 2008
Apparenlty for somes people too drunk and not ammusing.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
Yeah, well, the game thread is kind of over now.
Too bad I’m still pissed off at Raul Ibanez
JLC - June 14, 2008
):< sad i need peoplse to talk to.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
From the Nationals broadcasters re the Mariners being disappointing
Guess it goes to prove the old credo that the only thing that is guaranteed to look pretty on paper and in person is puppies
andrewgolfsalot - June 14, 2008
Enough about Nikki Z, though
Jordan of Boise - June 14, 2008
What are they talking about?
Bedard is hurt again? Jesus
marinator - June 14, 2008
It's a Strasburg Christmas Miracle yay.
and NICOLE Z!
BrianL - June 14, 2008
NIKKI Z's boobs too!
PhilKenSebben - June 14, 2008
Nicole's gonna tell us how the kids are doing
gets hand lotion
Jordan of Boise - June 14, 2008
oh yeah, that's me, i'm righgst on board twith y'all.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
Are you butthol's sister?
Jordan of Boise - June 14, 2008
HAY GUYS
PhilKenSebben - June 14, 2008
are you mean?
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
You have no idea
Jordan of Boise - June 14, 2008
He's from Idaho 'nuff said
marinator - June 14, 2008
good points thouse idahoians are mean.
and they trasp me at rest eareas and don’t let me leave.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
Ah so you HAVE met Corco
OlSalty - June 14, 2008
he's from idahos?
or he just raps girls in rest areas ands not let them leaves/
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
Both
OlSalty - June 14, 2008
Yes.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
Deep Thoughts, by Corco Handey
When I was a young man, my grandfather liked to pass on little bits of wisdom over a cup of cocoa or a quiet afternoon fishing. His favorite life lesson still sticks clear in my memory:
“Corco, just because someone’s pissing on you, it doesn’t mean you’re in a restroom.”
Nothing has ever been more true.
Jordan of Boise - June 14, 2008
and he probably smells like a bag of potatoes
marinator - June 14, 2008
SHES ON
PhilKenSebben - June 14, 2008
I still think her face is terrifyingly huge
OlSalty - June 14, 2008
the rest of her makes up for it
it is an oddly shaped face
PhilKenSebben - June 14, 2008
Seriously though who cares about her face?
I wouldn’t be talking to her while looking at her face, that’s for damn sure.
marinator - June 14, 2008
Reminds me of Giada De Laurentiis
By the way, is it just me or is she showing cleavage like all the time?
JLC - June 14, 2008
best asset keep it out
PhilKenSebben - June 14, 2008
what cleaveage shes a stick insect.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
Her ampleness in the aforementioned area is not negligible
But yes, her body is rather disproportionately small compared to her head.
JLC - June 14, 2008
Giadia is way hotter.
Aaron Campeau - June 14, 2008
There's a thread with a drunk girl in it but no Corco?
This does not compute.
OlSalty - June 14, 2008
sierously, have not run into this guy.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
I hope you're sober when you meet him.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
why so i can win at a bastllte of wits/
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 14, 2008
butthol might win at a battle of wits with Corco
Graham MacAree - June 14, 2008
Zing.
BrianL - June 14, 2008
I find Corco to be surprisingly lucid when he chooses to be.
JI - June 15, 2008
Nobody thought it could be done.
Steve Steve Steve Steve…STEVE! Seriously, if we lose tomorrow, what are our chances of getting that first pick? They gotta be pretty solid, right? Also, assuming it happens, how embarassing will getting swept by the Nats be? Seriously, I would think the guy who put this team together would have to change his name, move to Greece, and live out his days swilling ouzo and sleeping with hookers while crying. Sorry, Bill, but if it’s any consolation, I hear Athens is nice.
DAMellen - June 14, 2008
Not only would we be getting swept by the Nats
We’d be getting swept by the Nats AAA team pretty much. That’s a level of embarassment that surpasses anything that’s happened to us this season so far.
OlSalty - June 14, 2008
Not just us and not just this season
No Ryan Zimm. No Nick Johnson. And still, we lost the first two. Man oh man, that is just unpleasant.
DAMellen - June 14, 2008
Yeah
They’re missing like 7 starters, we’re playing their AAA team pretty much, and we’re getting our asses kicked. It’s fucking pathetic.
OlSalty - June 14, 2008
Oh the hilarity that ensues when most of the regulars are gone and the game is shit...
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SethGrandpa - June 15, 2008
Notes from the game
What a totally frustrating game all over the place. SafeCo Fans suck ass. Bedard was striking out quite a few people, and I was the only one trying to get the claps going. I failed miserably several times and just quit.
I heckled Vidro several times. The first time I just shouted "retire". The second time I yelled "BATTING THIRD, YOUR DESIGNATED SUPPOSED HITTER, JOSE VIDRO"… then he hit the home run. A fan a few seats down looked at me, then yelled "HEY RAUL, YOU SUCK TOO!". I guess he figured calling someone out was beneficial.
Beltre’s bomb was known immediately by the fans. Everything about that was cool.
The fans pathetically tried to start the wave while the game was tied 2-2. An inning after the Batista home run, nobody was interested in the game anymore and the thing was in full effect.
John McLaren is ridiculously stupid. Not that I wanted Arthur to remain in there or anything, but pulling him after Sexson screwed up a pickoff move is pretty dumb. He’d already gotten two outs and had thrown a ball to the next batter. Instead of letting him finish the inning, here comes Sean Green for more arm straining work. Is Roy Corcoran dead?
Sexson was murdered by the fanbase. They weren’t really on him hard until the strikeout in the 6th. After that, they were on him for everything. They booed him during the botched pickoff move. They booed him when he was throwing the ball around the infield inbetween innings. Etc. He’s the most hated man in SafeCo.
I don’t know how many times I screamed for Jeremy Reed to pinch hit. Lot of good it did me.
Did Yuni’s defensive play look as cool on TV as it did in person? Did Yuni’s complete failure of a sac bunt attempt look as bad on TV as it did in person?
Sucks having to watch a loss, but this wasn’t even an entertaining loss aside from King Awesome going yard.
The Typical Idiot Fan - June 15, 2008
Bavasi is the problem and you know it.
Nice comments, TIF. The Sexson booing isn’t surprising, but only the entire Baseball Nation could have predicted his decreasing abilities.
Then again, can Bavasi accurately predict anything?
http://grittyandclutch.blogspot.com/2008/06/bill-bavasi-loses-millions-of-mariners.html
Gritty&Clutch - June 15, 2008
Lose the spam next time please
Graham MacAree - June 15, 2008
There is a FrankTV Dish Network ad on right now
Robert - June 15, 2008
You guys are fucking alcoholics
Show some decency when you are drinking in public.
Robert - June 15, 2008
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