Lived in Redmond, Seattle, just north of Boston, Manhattan, China, Japan, Taiwan, summer in England… but not Florida… Anyone else loving this internet convo?
I kind of wear this with a badge of pride, sort of like those idiot Red sox fans used to I imagine… I actually take offense when Philly fans say they have to suffer through the most when it comes to sports
but how can it be bad? IT’s melted cheese, which is good, with fatty salty bread… which is good…. That’s like making a BAD candy bar out of chocolate, sugar, caramel, and peanutbutter, its not possible.
they’ll say, “Marlins pitchers held the Mariners to just 3 runs…” as if the skill of the pitchers had something to do with it. I WANT OUR SUCKY PLAYERS TO GET CREDIT, GODDAMMIT!”
Fat bastard- show some respect for the game by getting under 300 pounds. And then we he called out Ichiro- “Some players just care about getting their two hits and going home.” Yeah, I wish the rest of them would do that, cause then the team would have 18 hits every night, you mathematician.
"You're standing outside of the line, don't smoke if you're standing outside of the 4 foot by 6 foot Guantanamo Bay sized pen all 800 smokers must be contained in"
“Hot lesbians kissing…stop.”
“You used bad language, you’re kicked out.”
You’re making noise, stop!”
“Don’t bring in any signs other than ones that read “I heart Howard Lincoln”
Although instead of sitting at the computer following this gamethread you could find much better looking women online, and wearing much more provocative outfits (or none at all)
I think I speak for everyone more fortunate than I when I say thank you for removing that thing.
I should probably be happy I didn’t see the rest.
Oh, P.S. I drove by Toranado again, and there was an “A” sign from the health department outside, and the front door was open, but there’s still no sign or any indication whatsoever that it exists. The girlfriend said it looked like it was open, but I didn’t get a good look.
Friday is my thurdsaty and I need my gamethread on thursdsay bevauese I am like the only vool guy there. (okay, that’s not true, but I do better on Friday than usual in the gamethreads.)
But tonight is my Tuesday and I’m not sure what that proves as far as my being able to keep it othegethr and whatbnot so maybe I shoulf ju8st stop typin angfd go to bed.
Has the game itself been particularly slow?
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
Like the Bataan Death March >:(
ningwers - June 18, 2008
At least the old and weak died and went away during that
OlSalty - June 18, 2008
I'll rec that
ningwers - June 18, 2008
HEY SCREW YOU MAN MY GREAT GRAMPS DIED IN THE BATAAN DEATH MARCH.
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
The joke isn't supposed to be about things where people actually die...
seattlebruin - June 19, 2008
Make some of them faaaaaaake
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 18, 2008
I'm still building trust
Jeff Sullivan - June 18, 2008
Don't worry, Vidro will save us!
Smegmalicious - June 18, 2008
I think Dan Uggla just shotgunned a cup of water
Jeff Sullivan - June 18, 2008
JI - June 18, 2008
oops
wrong url
JI - June 18, 2008
That's terrible ;(
Omerta - June 18, 2008
He looks good in red
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 18, 2008
Like Robert's fingernails
Jeff Sullivan - June 18, 2008
Hells yes
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 18, 2008
That's more bright pink.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 18, 2008
JI - June 18, 2008
Trade him for Griffey?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 18, 2008
Good heavens I hate you
Jeff Sullivan - June 18, 2008
Does this mean we get Troy Glaus?
marinator - June 18, 2008
Yes.
JI - June 18, 2008
never
maybe Pujols for Beltre?
mariners11 - June 18, 2008
That would be stupid.
JI - June 18, 2008
for the Mariners
i’d take Beltre at 3rd over anyone
mariners11 - June 18, 2008
You can't seriously believe
Beltre > Pujols.
JI - June 18, 2008
i dont really
i’d kill to have both on this team. Could Pujols hit at Safeco though?
mariners11 - June 18, 2008
Murder
Aaron Campeau - June 19, 2008
I'm not very good luck to the M's when I participate actively in game threads.
Or to the quality of the game threads themselves, for that matter. Purely coincidental, of course.
Omerta - June 18, 2008
Funny
I can honestly say that same for me (for the M’s) though I think I contribute quite well to the game threads. Wouldn’t you all agree?
LantermanC - June 18, 2008
I personally like you.
Can’t speak for the rest though.
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
thanks butthol..
that means a lot, though I didnt know who you were just 3 days ago…
LantermanC - June 18, 2008
It's all good.
But yeah man, I like anyone who doesn’t get down on me regularly. You seem like a good guy.
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
The above comment means you're not doing so hot
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 18, 2008
I think everyone here can say the same thing this year
Hardly anything good has happened this season at all.
marinator - June 18, 2008
Bavasi firing excluded
marinator - June 18, 2008
There's been moments.
Ibanez creating a montage of funny .gifables, Lopez with the walk-off single, Felix, Dave Sims’ hats…am I missing anything?
Omerta - June 18, 2008
Ryan Tucker's friends look like Jeremy Reed
Jeff Sullivan - June 18, 2008
So, um, what changes are they going to make...
That they didn’t make last month? Bring up Clement and what? Who?
Hey, how about the relive the 90s by bringing Griffey, Dan Wilson and Edgar back?
RustyJohn - June 18, 2008
GET READY FOR THE SINGLES ATTACK!
chinn - June 18, 2008
Perhaps everyone should incorporate the open stance
RustyJohn - June 18, 2008
Injured ankle + Beltre = MVP!
Jeff Sullivan - June 18, 2008
NOOOOO HIS FRAGILE FEET
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 18, 2008
Clement up
brb going to make a sandwich while he swings
Jeff Sullivan - June 18, 2008
No one cares about your sandwhich.
JI - June 18, 2008
I'm not actually making a sandwich
Clement’s swing put me to sleep for a bit
Jeff Sullivan - June 18, 2008
Oh :(
ningwers - June 18, 2008
But soon
Jeff Sullivan - June 18, 2008
You should go now.
I just finished my pancakes.
Wilder. - June 18, 2008
Oh :)
ningwers - June 18, 2008
No one cares about your sleep cycle.
JI - June 18, 2008
Jeff's going for the cycle?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 18, 2008
No, Jeff is having his cycle.
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
No one cares about your campaign
Jeff Sullivan - June 18, 2008
Seems to bother Graham.
JI - June 18, 2008
Graham has nothing better to do
Jeff Sullivan - June 18, 2008
Not so fast
What kind of sandwich are we talking about here?
ningwers - June 18, 2008
A party sub
‘cuz it’s….’cuz it’s long?
OlSalty - June 18, 2008
Apparently I do...
LantermanC - June 18, 2008
Speak for yourself.
Susheel Ramasahayam - June 18, 2008
haha
Susheel Ramasahayam - June 18, 2008
I reccomend
Turkey, Hummus, Raspberry Chipotle sauce, cottage cheese, and an assortment of melted cheeses, all on a toasted everything and cheese bagel
LantermanC - June 18, 2008
Negative the turkey and that is one helluva.
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
I think that sentence is missing something
ningwers - June 18, 2008
Cottage cheese?
Wierdo
marinator - June 18, 2008
Actually the saltiness tastes good
and its high in protein low in fat. The only cottage cheese that is bad for you is the kind you find on fat chicks’ legs. zing.
LantermanC - June 18, 2008
Is your avatar a picture of you?
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
Yes... is yours a picture of you?
LantermanC - June 18, 2008
Yes.
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
Also, I know what you're thinking,
this LantermanC dude is one good looking motherf’er, and yes, I agree with you.
LantermanC - June 18, 2008
You look like someone I know
But yes, you took the words right out of my text box.
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
how old are you? 14?
I dont know any 14 year olds except my little brothers friends…. Do you go to school at SCDS?
LantermanC - June 18, 2008
No. I live in Oregon.
But yes I am 14 and you look like someone I know who lives in Florida.
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
Nope...
Lived in Redmond, Seattle, just north of Boston, Manhattan, China, Japan, Taiwan, summer in England… but not Florida…
Anyone else loving this internet convo?
LantermanC - June 18, 2008
Can't wait for JI to take us out for it.
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
gosh your school sure sounds great
Robert - June 19, 2008
I forgot St. Louis and Chicago for some reason...
LantermanC - June 18, 2008
Which base were you at in Japan?
Wilder. - June 18, 2008
If you go to the official MLB Mariner's home page you can see a pic of Dickey's "O" face
RustyJohn - June 18, 2008
The man is nothing short of terrifying
Jeff Sullivan - June 18, 2008
He is, what they refer to in the gay community, a bear
RustyJohn - June 18, 2008
Strikeout here
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 18, 2008
Changing my answer to walk
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 18, 2008
Hahahaha
fuck yourselves
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 18, 2008
having a conversatoin with yourself are we?
LantermanC - June 18, 2008
If Clement strikes out, McLaren should make him sit in front of his locker and apologize
RustyJohn - June 18, 2008
He is making the pitcher work so the Mariners can get into the soft underbelly of the Marlins pen in the 8th inning
RustyJohn - June 18, 2008
JI - June 18, 2008
Sweet Jesus
ningwers - June 18, 2008
http://ussmariner.com/2008/06/18/small-snapshots-of-a-trip-through-espncom/
JI - June 18, 2008
His OPS has dropped
Jeff Sullivan - June 18, 2008
How many games?
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
plenty
JI - June 18, 2008
He has Graham's eyebrows
Robert - June 19, 2008
I don't know if anyone has noticed
but Richie’s bat has slowed down from when he first joined the team.
JI - June 18, 2008
Must be learning from Clement
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 18, 2008
Bavasi hasn't noticed
RustyJohn - June 18, 2008
Primarily because he's at home tonight
ningwers - June 18, 2008
Boo this man
OlSalty - June 18, 2008
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 18, 2008
You in here for marijuana? MARA-WANNA?
Omerta - June 18, 2008
My goodness he is so cut
Jeff Sullivan - June 18, 2008
You forgot an e
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 18, 2008
haha
rec’d
LantermanC - June 18, 2008
At least he's going out in a fashion that makes it harder to regret.
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
as in buff and sexy?
JI - June 18, 2008
Goddammit. WTF is wrong with these recently promoted tacoma hitters?
They take too many pitches,
Susheel Ramasahayam - June 18, 2008
See ya in in Fresno, big guy!
Paytheline - June 18, 2008
Trade value? What trade value?
RustyJohn - June 18, 2008
BS UMP
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 18, 2008
Godfuckingdammit
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 18, 2008
Alright, that's it for me
Night guys
ningwers - June 18, 2008
Nobody cares about your sleep cycle
Jeff Sullivan - June 18, 2008
I do...
ningwers - June 18, 2008
Night Nick
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
You knew you were going to watch a pile of suck when you began
Why stop now?
marinator - June 18, 2008
Seriously.
What a lightweight.
Smegmalicious - June 18, 2008
Bloody masochists
ningwers - June 18, 2008
Just tough it out.
Who needs sleep?
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 18, 2008
Being a Mariners fan isn't about watching the team win
It’s about suffering.
Smegmalicious - June 18, 2008
I agree, this goes for Seattle Sports in general
I kind of wear this with a badge of pride, sort of like those idiot Red sox fans used to I imagine… I actually take offense when Philly fans say they have to suffer through the most when it comes to sports
LantermanC - June 18, 2008
Yep.
I actually root hardest for the team to come back and win just to punish the jerks who leave early more than for the win itself.
Smegmalicious - June 18, 2008
This guy?
ningwers - June 18, 2008
Clearly not.
You’ve been sucked in again.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 18, 2008
Do you get dessert before you go to bed?
JI - June 18, 2008
If by dessert you mean a beer
Yes
ningwers - June 18, 2008
No ice cream?
JI - June 18, 2008
Ice cream beer
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 18, 2008
This is actually putting me in the mood for a Root Beer float
mmmmmm thank you.
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
My gut doesn't need the help
ningwers - June 18, 2008
Nor does your bat speed
Jeff Sullivan - June 18, 2008
I like to think of myself as a relentless hitter
Relentless like a glacier
ningwers - June 18, 2008
Weren't you going to sleep 45 minutes ago?
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
You're good at estimating
Jeff Sullivan - June 18, 2008
Didn't you start this site like 10 years ago?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 18, 2008
Thank you.
JI - June 18, 2008
I swear you get like 50% of my recs
Jeff Sullivan - June 18, 2008
I try.
JI - June 18, 2008
Flagged
Jeff Sullivan - June 18, 2008
Negative recs for JI.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 18, 2008
done that
JI - June 18, 2008
You get 50% of my flags.
JI - June 18, 2008
Holy shit we can flag the front page posts
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 18, 2008
Rad.
JI - June 18, 2008
Take that Jeff
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 18, 2008
23% according to my research
Jeff Sullivan - June 18, 2008
Seriously?
JI - June 18, 2008
Super serial.
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
You've only given 13 flags
Jeff Sullivan - June 18, 2008
I bet 50% of those are for TL;DR
JI - June 18, 2008
50% of 13 isn't an integer
Jeff Sullivan - June 18, 2008
Obviously he has time to research.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 18, 2008
He has accesss to sortable leaderboards that we do not.
JI - June 18, 2008
I like that people think this
Jeff Sullivan - June 18, 2008
I couldn't find them
but I only had access for five precious minutes.
JI - June 18, 2008
I had access to his computer before the relentless soccerball attack began
Robert - June 19, 2008
I think that you just have time to waste.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 18, 2008
50% of all American households are destroyed by divorce.
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
Whatever
Divorce saved our families household, twice.
marinator - June 18, 2008
I dunno
I was just quoting that blink 182 video.
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
It's a waste of recs
He spends them all on stuffed crust pizza
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 18, 2008
mmmmm
LL/USSM ‘09 has to be catered by Pizza hut.
JI - June 18, 2008
I thought we'd well established by now that it is disgusting
OlSalty - June 18, 2008
And I thought we established that it wasn't gonna stop us.
JI - June 18, 2008
I've never tried
but how can it be bad? IT’s melted cheese, which is good, with fatty salty bread… which is good…. That’s like making a BAD candy bar out of chocolate, sugar, caramel, and peanutbutter, its not possible.
LantermanC - June 18, 2008
Glaciers eventually relent
quitters
Jeff Sullivan - June 18, 2008
Only to regroup for their next onslaught
ningwers - June 18, 2008
This sounds a wee bit less terrifying than the Rainier eruption
Jeff Sullivan - June 18, 2008
Wee.
Too much time with Graham?
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 18, 2008
Beer float?
mmmmmm
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
You're 14
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 18, 2008
I'm late again.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 18, 2008
We told Jeff to wear protection.
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
What?
marinator - June 18, 2008
Hey! 14 year old...go to bed.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 18, 2008
The idea was ok
but the execution sucked.
JI - June 18, 2008
Good to have you back
ningwers - June 18, 2008
Do you know who might be the father?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 18, 2008
LATE.
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
And WAY better than yours.
Goose - June 18, 2008
How so?
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
I'll stick up for you, even though
I’ll get crap for it, I actually thought Butthols comment was funny
LantermanC - June 18, 2008
None of the CL guys, that's for sure.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 18, 2008
???
but they’re all such good candidates… (or Customers as Wilder calls them)
LantermanC - June 18, 2008
HEY-OH
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
Your bedtime has east coast bias
OlSalty - June 18, 2008
Several of those weren't strikes
Jeff Sullivan - June 18, 2008
chinn - June 18, 2008
Ugh..my sister's pony ball team had more thump than this.
Omerta - June 18, 2008
What does that mean?
RustyJohn - June 18, 2008
There's a lot of future lezbos on that squad.
Omerta - June 18, 2008
is pony ball
t-ball for girls?
LantermanC - June 18, 2008
I have a porno called "Pony Balls"- it is on the shelf in between Gag Factor and Sheepless in Seattle
RustyJohn - June 18, 2008
You need to not post this.
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
Believe it or not, it was sorrta amusing.
JI - June 18, 2008
I don't believe it.
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
I'm getting etiquete lessons by someon named Butthol?
RustyJohn - June 18, 2008
Heh.
http://www.pony.org/home/default.asp
Omerta - June 18, 2008
NSFW pony ball?
OlSalty - June 18, 2008
Took the words away from me.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 18, 2008
Pony ball is always NSFW
Jeff Sullivan - June 18, 2008
Although why would you ever play it at work?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 18, 2008
The thumping would definitely be substantial
OlSalty - June 18, 2008
I thought ponies were only girl horses.
JI - June 18, 2008
Ponies are tiny horses.
Either sex.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 18, 2008
so if horses were people
would ponies be hobbits, elves, or dwarves… or just plain midgets…
LantermanC - June 18, 2008
All ponies are girls.
JI - June 18, 2008
This is just your own viewpoint, yeah?
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 18, 2008
Yeah.
But it’s a good viewoint.
JI - June 18, 2008
If you believe, it will happen.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 18, 2008
Sadly this is untrue.
JI - June 18, 2008
Um I don't think so.
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
Nope, just littluns.
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
Richie and Vidro, if in the lineup should bat no higher than 8 or 9.
Susheel Ramasahayam - June 18, 2008
I was going to buy tickets to tonights game just to see the Wes Helms/Mark Lowe match-up
RustyJohn - June 18, 2008
Two words- Mark Lowe
You’ll rue the day you crossed me Wes Helms
RustyJohn - June 18, 2008
Valle: "The questions they have the ask is 'can this season be turned around'?"
Come on, Val….
ThundaPC - June 18, 2008
For a catcher he's surprisingly slow
Mentally
marinator - June 18, 2008
he meant
“is there hope in 2010?”
LantermanC - June 18, 2008
Correct, he may have been time traveling
RustyJohn - June 18, 2008
How is that not a strike?
Susheel Ramasahayam - June 18, 2008
Who cares?
This season is lost.
Wilder. - June 18, 2008
and yet we're all watching the game...
and posting on this game thread…
LantermanC - June 18, 2008
But not really in response to the game...
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 18, 2008
Well I do it because I'm a loser. Why do you do it?
RustyJohn - June 18, 2008
I believe "dork factor" was a suggestion.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 18, 2008
Well there's always a chance something special will happen
and it often does, for the other team.
Omerta - June 18, 2008
Here comes the rally- I go to the games to get rally fries.
RustyJohn - June 18, 2008
my girlfriend just whooped me at smash bros..
am i a gay now?
PhilKenSebben - June 18, 2008
It depends,
if your girlfriend has a penis, yes.
RustyJohn - June 18, 2008
none present
PhilKenSebben - June 18, 2008
The original?
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
brawl
PhilKenSebben - June 18, 2008
Okay then I don't care now.
The original is the only one worth an off-topic subthread about.
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
she can't beat me on that one.
PhilKenSebben - June 18, 2008
What area of Eugene do you live in?
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
springfield
PhilKenSebben - June 18, 2008
You said Eugene earlier.
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
same thing
LantermanC - June 18, 2008
Please take that back.
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
its like what 5 miles away?
If you can run there on foot easily, then it’s close enough to be considered the same city.
LantermanC - June 18, 2008
less, it is on the other side of I-5
PhilKenSebben - June 18, 2008
the shane company
on the intersection of I-5 and I-405 by alderwood mall
LantermanC - June 18, 2008
The Shane Company.
On the west corner of highway 217 and Scholl’s Ferry Road.
Open Mondays thru Fridays til 8, Saturdays and Sundays til 5.
My brain is filled with useless knowledge.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 18, 2008
I don't get why you put the word useless in there...
LantermanC - June 18, 2008
Their advertsing is annoying as hell, but it works real well.
Wilder. - June 18, 2008
Springfield is ghetto Eugene.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 18, 2008
half of it.
PhilKenSebben - June 18, 2008
hm.. a girl from a dating website
emailed me and it said she was from springfield… guess that explains why she acted kind of weird…
LantermanC - June 18, 2008
You're admitting this?
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 18, 2008
Yeah, I don't lie
and I’ll admit anything that I’ve done. Corco and BrettJMiller are on the dating website as well
LantermanC - June 18, 2008
Nice!
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
Count her teeth on one hand
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
there IS a good part of springfield.
the part east of 126
PhilKenSebben - June 18, 2008
The further east you go in Springfield
The closer you get to triple homicide.
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
i graduated from that high school
PhilKenSebben - June 18, 2008
I was talking broader, not specifically about him.
qrsouther - June 19, 2008
Puyallup : Seattle
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
huh?
Puyallup is a crap hole that is 25 miles out…. Seattle is the greatest city in the world…. Not close or similar at all
LantermanC - June 18, 2008
I'm not talking about location.
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
Wrong.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 18, 2008
i liken it to the same thing, plus it is more recogniseable to the people not familiar with the area
PhilKenSebben - June 18, 2008
Is your girlfriend a man?
Wilder. - June 18, 2008
Has anyone done the DS thing at Safeco?
Is it worth it?
Smegmalicious - June 18, 2008
I've watched less than a minute of this game.
JI - June 18, 2008
I love a good old "jelly bean in the heater" story
Sub par performance by the guys in the booth tonight
marinator - June 18, 2008
He doesn't even want to know the crazy way those jelly beans got in the heater
I’m sure that was one CRAZY NIGHT, am I rite, Val?
Smegmalicious - June 18, 2008
No shit he didn't get all of it, Dave
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
Why would you throw Vidro a change-up? To slow down his blazing fast bat?
RustyJohn - June 18, 2008
nein
RustyJohn - June 18, 2008
Because he has highlights in his hair?
Smegmalicious - June 18, 2008
I think less of men who get highlights or frost their hair
marinator - June 18, 2008
I think less of men who shave their backs
RustyJohn - June 18, 2008
JI - June 18, 2008
I think less of men who cry at press conferences too
RustyJohn - June 18, 2008
How is it possible to think less of Vidro?
Smegmalicious - June 18, 2008
someone do something gifable
JI - June 18, 2008
You missed it but I just moonwalked
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 18, 2008
Eh, debatable.
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
Vidro
Smegmalicious - June 18, 2008
Vidro's slide there...20 feet before the bag?
Smegmalicious - June 18, 2008
I'm not really pying attention to the game.
JI - June 18, 2008
you want more fat chicks?
LantermanC - June 18, 2008
only if they're hot
JI - June 18, 2008
when I said fat
I mean like 500 pound fat… not like 5’5” 150 lb fat…
LantermanC - June 18, 2008
Lopez you're obligated to do something here..
...and that wasn’t it. :/
Omerta - June 18, 2008
This will only encourage them to continue to bat Vidro in the top of the line-up, curses
It is like a gambling junking getting blackjack with his last chips on the table.
RustyJohn - June 18, 2008
And the rally dies
RustyJohn - June 18, 2008
I think butthol is trying to pick up all of the posters of LL
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 18, 2008
What?
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
"Where do you live?"
“You look like someone I know”
“Come here often?”
“Buttsex?”
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 18, 2008
bone her?
JI - June 18, 2008
stickitinmybutt?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 18, 2008
*hol
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 18, 2008
haha, I laughed at the buttsex one
LantermanC - June 18, 2008
Ohhhh you meant pick up
I thought you meant like, lift the spirits. I have no idea how I got so confused by it.
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
offended from being accused of being uplifting
but ok with the fact that he is trying to score dates….
LantermanC - June 18, 2008
Kinda used to the haters by now
Never said I was offended, just a bit confused.
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
Haters?
JI - June 18, 2008
People who drink Hatorade
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 18, 2008
Knee slapper.
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
Don't you need at least 1 supporter to classify the rest as haters?
OlSalty - June 18, 2008
Conversation
Coach: You gave up a hit to Jose Vidro.
Nelson: I’m thinking in at the knees, go high.
Coach: You gave up a hit to Jose Vidro.
Paytheline - June 18, 2008
Remember when Boston fans thought JD Drew was worse than Hitler?
JI - June 18, 2008
Do you think JD Drew had Baseball Camps?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 18, 2008
That's because Boston fans are racist, anti-semites and hold Hitler in high regard-
I think Gary Matthews Jr said in an interview that Fenway was the only park he was regularly called the “n” word by fans.
RustyJohn - June 18, 2008
This is turning into the worst gamethread ever.
JI - June 18, 2008
I fucking know
I’m tempted to break out my big gay eagle to cheer myself up
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 18, 2008
Is that what you call it?
JI - June 18, 2008
Damn you....
yay
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 18, 2008
hahaha
JI - June 18, 2008
The beak looks like an angry duck's head
tootthekazoo - June 18, 2008
That was my first thought as well
Jeff Sullivan - June 18, 2008
mallard rhymes with ballard
Robert - June 19, 2008
This calls for something drastic....
OlSalty - June 18, 2008
If you would've said whip out, that would've been awesome.
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
No kidding
OlSalty - June 18, 2008
I take full credit for the body hair thread
Sacrificial lamb me
marinator - June 18, 2008
Seppuku would do.
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
The actual game isn't helping any.
Omerta - June 18, 2008
what game?
LantermanC - June 18, 2008
When does it?
Hard to blame the game when almost all of them suck this hard.
marinator - June 18, 2008
This is a hard team to follow.
We are brave soldiers. Not fighting in Fallujah brave but date the rally fries girl even though she has herpes brave.
Omerta - June 18, 2008
Great analogy.
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
Zzzzzzzzz.......
ThundaPC - June 18, 2008
Another false hope rally.
Wilder. - June 18, 2008
Ugh- the infatuation with leftie/rightie matchups!
RustyJohn - June 18, 2008
Willie is our pinch hitter. Johjima? Not so much
Susheel Ramasahayam - June 18, 2008
This is officially the worst GT of the year.
It’s dead before the game is over. Good threads last for hours after the game ends.
Wilder. - June 18, 2008
all the good stuff was used up
in the Jeff Sullivan Memorial thread
LantermanC - June 18, 2008
Yeah, we kind of peaked earlier in the day.
Wilder. - June 18, 2008
It's not dead, everyone is talking about body hair
Smegmalicious - June 18, 2008
I would say that it's worse than dead.
JI - June 18, 2008
I agree.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 18, 2008
This is the Dane Cook of GTs
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 18, 2008
It's a sad day when a bunch of newbies/casuals can't get a girl to talk about her body hair.
JI - June 18, 2008
If only there was some kind of person who could close this subthread
OlSalty - June 18, 2008
If only that person had an undamaged brain and could be elected by their peers.
JI - June 18, 2008
I will leave you with this because I hate this GT so much
Fuck us all
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 18, 2008
Not everyone.
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
Talking about it or wishing they had it
Smegmalicious - June 18, 2008
It is a distraction-
get them focused on body hair, Brad Pitt and Starman while the rest of us scroll down to the bottom of the thread
RustyJohn - June 18, 2008
It's a fucking train wreck
OlSalty - June 18, 2008
They brought in another arm from the pen to counteract the .211 hitter?
RustyJohn - June 18, 2008
Random question
one of my bottom teeth is getting slightly crooked, and I hate it, is there a simple dental procedure to fix this?
LantermanC - June 18, 2008
String+door knob=no tooth. Simple
RustyJohn - June 18, 2008
Classic.
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
Braces
Wilder. - June 18, 2008
for one tooth?
LantermanC - June 18, 2008
Your other teeth have to move to make room.
Wilder. - June 18, 2008
Hmmmm retainer?
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
Invisalign?
Smegmalicious - June 18, 2008
Yeah that was my next guess
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
in my professional opinion..
don’t try to fix it yourself
PhilKenSebben - June 18, 2008
are you ... a dentist?
Why did you say professional opinion?
LantermanC - June 18, 2008
no, i just have professional opinions
PhilKenSebben - June 18, 2008
I kinda chuckled.
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
Vidro:hitting::Phil:opinions?
joof - June 18, 2008
Looks like that rightie-rightie combination paid off for the Marlins
RustyJohn - June 18, 2008
Ahhh man...Rabelo came so close to kneeing that kid in the face.
Would’ve made the game.
Omerta - June 18, 2008
This team's slugging percentage is phenomenal
RustyJohn - June 18, 2008
How the hell do you have a dozen hits in a game and only 3 runs?
RustyJohn - June 18, 2008
By sucking.
Sucking hard
Smegmalicious - June 18, 2008
no power, no walks, double plays
choke artists, having 4 .200 hitters in your lineup
LantermanC - June 18, 2008
And on the FSN equivalent in Florida...
they’ll say, “Marlins pitchers held the Mariners to just 3 runs…” as if the skill of the pitchers had something to do with it. I WANT OUR SUCKY PLAYERS TO GET CREDIT, GODDAMMIT!”
RustyJohn - June 18, 2008
HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK
HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK…..
ThundaPC - June 18, 2008
Good times.
Omerta - June 18, 2008
King me!
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
King Awesome!
PhilKenSebben - June 18, 2008
Well night guys
It’s been a mediocre one.
qrsouther - June 18, 2008
Sshhh
Don’t wake me up
tootthekazoo - June 18, 2008
Cuz I'm sleeping on my couch already
tootthekazoo - June 18, 2008
Great fucking job, Bloomquist
Smegmalicious - June 18, 2008
I was half expecting a Valle excuse.
ThundaPC - June 18, 2008
Fuck i am sick of this shitty team.
PhilKenSebben - June 18, 2008
and the commercials, and Dave Valle.
PhilKenSebben - June 18, 2008
You're going to win the moustache contest, Richie....
Oh, no you’re not, cause you’re going to be DFA’d you sack of shit.
RustyJohn - June 18, 2008
Hey Eric, this is the Mariner Moose...
and this is the door, you overrated cocksucker- give us Adam Jones back.
RustyJohn - June 18, 2008
but but ESPN said we have 1-2 PUNCH
PhilKenSebben - June 18, 2008
I dropped a 1-2 punch in the toilet about an hour ago.
RustyJohn - June 18, 2008
and it had a better VORP than most of the m's roster.
PhilKenSebben - June 18, 2008
Yeah, I find myself in the same boat
I wish I at least liked most of our players, but I can honestly say that I don’t care about a lot of them….
LantermanC - June 18, 2008
I care about Washburn and wish the season would be over so they can start filming 24 again
RustyJohn - June 18, 2008
before the season i LIKED most of the players, except Wilkerson, Silva, Wash, Tits and Cairo
PhilKenSebben - June 18, 2008
I can't stand SIlva...
Fat bastard- show some respect for the game by getting under 300 pounds. And then we he called out Ichiro- “Some players just care about getting their two hits and going home.” Yeah, I wish the rest of them would do that, cause then the team would have 18 hits every night, you mathematician.
RustyJohn - June 18, 2008
Ben Weber's incest spawned hick twin is about to make the M's look stupid.
Omerta - June 18, 2008
God Vidro is disgusting.
Smegmalicious - June 18, 2008
Only eight more singles to go...
Omerta - June 18, 2008
Good lord the stands are empty behind home plate
If you wont’ stay for the whole game, you shouldn’t be allowed to have seats that nice.
Smegmalicious - June 18, 2008
If the usher Nazis would let the laity move down to the good seats after the 7th inning it wouldn't be a problem
RustyJohn - June 18, 2008
"You're standing outside of the line, don't smoke if you're standing outside of the 4 foot by 6 foot Guantanamo Bay sized pen all 800 smokers must be contained in"
“Hot lesbians kissing…stop.”
“You used bad language, you’re kicked out.”
You’re making noise, stop!”
“Don’t bring in any signs other than ones that read “I heart Howard Lincoln”
Deutchland uber alles.
RustyJohn - June 18, 2008
I KNOW! I hate those ushers.. after the 2nd inning
you should be able to sit wherever the hell you want as long as it’s available
LantermanC - June 18, 2008
Second is a little soon, i'd say 5th.
PhilKenSebben - June 18, 2008
don't the diamond club seats people have a buffet they can go to?
PhilKenSebben - June 18, 2008
You blame them?
I can barely stand watching it on t.v.
Omerta - June 18, 2008
Yeah, I blame them.
It’s such a fucking waste. You should never leave a game early.
Smegmalicious - June 18, 2008
agreed.
PhilKenSebben - June 18, 2008
You see that??
Red doesn’t leave early, and that’s how it’s meant to be done!
Smegmalicious - June 18, 2008
Mariners lose 8-3 despite outhitting the Marlins 13-11
My, oh, my.
ThundaPC - June 18, 2008
You can go to MLB.com and see all three of the Mariners' thrilling RBI singles.
RustyJohn - June 18, 2008
ahh Nikki Z, seeing you is a nice reward for sitting through that.
PhilKenSebben - June 18, 2008
For sure
Although instead of sitting at the computer following this gamethread you could find much better looking women online, and wearing much more provocative outfits (or none at all)
tootthekazoo - June 18, 2008
they are not telling me what the other AL west teams did today.
PhilKenSebben - June 18, 2008
The M's specialize in double digit hit, 3 run games.
houseofprime - June 18, 2008
I don't think I'll open a game thread on Friday
Jeff Sullivan - June 18, 2008
Friday game threads tend to suck, and I hate that,
because that’s the day that I’m most available to dick around on the Internet.
Teej - June 18, 2008
I'll be working
but nonetheless, aren’t fridays supposed to be CoachCage nights?
Fin - June 19, 2008
Tonight's was just pathetic
and that’s with me hiding a bunch of subthreads.
Jeff Sullivan - June 19, 2008
I saw the fat-chicks one before you hid it.
I think I speak for everyone more fortunate than I when I say thank you for removing that thing.
I should probably be happy I didn’t see the rest.
Oh, P.S. I drove by Toranado again, and there was an “A” sign from the health department outside, and the front door was open, but there’s still no sign or any indication whatsoever that it exists. The girlfriend said it looked like it was open, but I didn’t get a good look.
Teej - June 19, 2008
Getting...so close...to heaven...
Jeff Sullivan - June 19, 2008
Sorry coach
I’m suffering from flu like symptoms after this weekend.
Robert - June 19, 2008
Hey wtf?
Friday is my thurdsaty and I need my gamethread on thursdsay bevauese I am like the only vool guy there. (okay, that’s not true, but I do better on Friday than usual in the gamethreads.)
But tonight is my Tuesday and I’m not sure what that proves as far as my being able to keep it othegethr and whatbnot so maybe I shoulf ju8st stop typin angfd go to bed.
Aaron Campeau - June 19, 2008
I have tomorrow off
Buy me a 6 pack of hef and I’ll carry a thread by myself.
Robert - June 19, 2008
They'll just open one up in the diaries.
JI - June 19, 2008
Man duck this game it sucked,
I went with my sistaer and a friend if hers friom Alaska, All he wanted was to see some good baseball and he was srtuck with this bullshit. Fuck tht!
Aaron Campeau - June 19, 2008
*fuck
Aaron Campeau - June 19, 2008
Looks like you got all the typos!
seattlebruin - June 19, 2008
I would need a sherpa to find all of the typos.
Aaron Campeau - June 19, 2008
Can we pretend this thread never existed?
OlSalty - June 19, 2008
I agree, reading it after the fact, if Jeff did indeed hide subthreads
this the worst gamethread ever
seattlebruin - June 19, 2008
There were like 4 separate subthreads talking about body hair
And not even in an entertaining way, they were just annoying as fuck.
OlSalty - June 19, 2008
It rivials the Ronadald McDonald /JJ Ass-Rape thread.
JI - June 19, 2008
Ronadald?
seattlebruin - June 19, 2008
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