Some of you have noticed that "Mojo Risin'" has been removed from the Mariner website in a few places and generally, little has been paid attention to what was once a slogan of hope and cliche marketing.
Coincidentally enough, the Mariners first introduced the phrase "Sodo Mojo" in late 2000 as they stretched toward the playoffs that fall1 and just like the 2000 and 2001 seasons caused the Mariner front office to fall in love with veterans, the Mariner PR office fell in love with the Mojo phrase and found all sorts of ways to cannibalize it ("Viva La Mojo"? Are you kidding me?) in order to try and keep it fresh and exciting for a populace that generally seemed to tire of it quickly.
Further coincidentally, the phrase "Mojo Risin'" was first conceived in late 2000 by the Seattle P-I as part of a search for an unofficial slogan for the 2000 playoffs2 but came in second to "That's What I'm Talkin' About!". So the Mariners slogan for the better part of the last eight years has been some form of "SoDo Mojo" and when 2008 rolled around and they decided they needed to change it again; instead of finally breaking with the past and going in a new direction, they looked back to what almost worked in 2000. There's no other way around it; Mojo Risin' is Arthur Rhodes and it's clear to me that the pathological need to ignore the effects of aging and attempt to recapture past glory is not limited to just personnel decision makers. This whole team needs to clean house or we might be in danger of hearing "Who Let the Dogs Out" next time a Mariner rally takes place (currently scheduled for sometime in August).
Digression aside, and inspired by Jeff's "2008 Seattle Mariners: Career Destroyer", I think it's high time we put our amazing creative forces together to come up with a new Ms slogan. Bonus points will go to humor, realism and funny jpegs. It's easy to come up with expletives on how much we suck (2008 Mariners: Nowhere Close to Fucking the Man), but it's funnier if the slogan is something that could pass at least one round of corporate filtering (2008 Mariners: Ahoy Future!).
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Sodo Mojo was in place at the start of the 2000 season
Robert - June 19, 2008
And the playoff drive slogan was "Unleash the Mojo" thanks to that retarded Baja Men song
Robert - June 19, 2008
I don't see you citing sources to back yourself up.
I did the best I could with a twenty minutes of searching.
Matthew - June 19, 2008
My memory is immaculate.
Robert - June 19, 2008
When I search google for "Unleash the Mojo" my post comes up :/
http://www.chesscenter.com/twic/event/chus2000/chusa11.html
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/baseball/mlb/2000/postseason/news/2000/10/13/mariners_lockerroom/
Robert - June 19, 2008
Whoever submitted this needs their balls stepped on.
JI - June 19, 2008
You had to bring that up, didn't you?
I had almost forgotten about De Firmian’s suicidal attempt to beat the Queen’s Indian Defence. The bitterness still remains.
pdb - June 19, 2008
Tell them how you came up with Viva La Mojo
BrettJMiller - June 19, 2008
I dont remember the story but I did
I also started using the phrase “Pray for Mojo” in 2001, years before you suckas started copying it.
Robert - June 19, 2008
simpsons did it
pdb - June 19, 2008
Yes but I was first to do it second
Robert - June 19, 2008
I know it's an LL-specific (and maybe USSM) meme
but I quite like 2008 Mariners – Viva Strasburg!
seattlebruin - June 19, 2008
You gotta be shittin me.
JI - June 19, 2008
That kinda makes me glad we went with the Mojo bit instead
OlSalty - June 19, 2008
"The important thing is that we tried hard."
JI - June 19, 2008
2008 Mariners - "Baseball" Team
Phil Hatzenbuehler - June 19, 2008
Foo Fighters Let It Die is playing in the background as I'm reading the post
So, why’d you have to go and let it die M’s management? Huh? And by that, I’m talking about Ichiro’s prime.
Frosty Raptor - June 19, 2008
The Seattle Mariners:
somethingsomethingCOFFEEsomethingsomethingRAINSALOTsomethingsomething
pdb - June 19, 2008
PANTHER
Phil Hatzenbuehler - June 19, 2008
Fuck off.
Llewdor - June 19, 2008
Thomas J. Glover and the ubiquitous Pocket Reference would like a word with you sir
City – Annual rainfall in inches
Boston, MA – 43.8
Miami, FL – 57.5
Mobile, AL – 64.6 (WTF?)
New York, NY – 44.1
Seattle, WA – 38.6
Frosty Raptor - June 19, 2008
Yup, lived in Seattle for a lot of years
I was going the “lazy stereotype” route. I couldn’t figure out a way to fit the Pike Place Market in there.
pdb - June 19, 2008
Ahem.
Number of rainy days:
Boston, MA – 126
Miami, FL – 129
Mobile, AL – 122
New York, NY – 118
Seattle, WA – 154
Phil Hatzenbuehler - June 19, 2008
That seems low.
Aaron Campeau - June 19, 2008
Touche
Frosty Raptor - June 19, 2008
less than half? that DOES seem low...
I would’ve guessed 250
LantermanC - June 19, 2008
Let me make an edit
somethingsomethingCOFFEEsomethingsomethingRAINSALOTsomethingsomethingGRUNGEsomethingsomethingSPACENEEDLEsomethingsomethingGREY’SANATOMYsomethingsomething
Fin - June 19, 2008
Oops
somethingsomethingCOFFEEsomethingsomethingRAINSALOTsomethingsomethingGRUNGEsome
-thingsomethingSPACENEEDLEsomethingsomethingGREY’SANATOMYsomethingsomething
Fin - June 19, 2008
dont forget Dead like me
and Frasier
LantermanC - June 19, 2008
Both of those shows are cancelled though
right? When I tell people who I knew in Florida I live in Seattle, they basically ask me if it rains alot and if its like Grey’s Anatomy, and I have to tell them I don’t know because I don’t watch that show.
O yea, Reaper amongst other shows are based in Seattle, but are really filmed in Vancouver. If you live in or near Seattle its pretty easy to tell it isn’t Seattle though.
Fin - June 20, 2008
Seattle Mariners 08- Its a fucking good time
Robert - June 19, 2008
Even better: Its a good fucking time
ifyouknowwhatimeanandithinkthatyoudo
Robert - June 19, 2008
2008 Mariners - Professional Baseball
SethGrandpa - June 19, 2008
False advertising is a crime, you know
pdb - June 19, 2008
2008-Our DH hits third in the order and bunts!
Thus, “Expect the unexp….are you fucking kidding me?”
kentroyals5 - June 19, 2008
2008-Only Barry Bonds could make this team worse
kentroyals5 - June 19, 2008
Yeah, this team would be a complete trainwreck if Bonds were on it
dodged a bullet there, didn’t we? Phew.
pdb - June 19, 2008
2008 Seattle Mariners - Felix Caliente!
PhilKenSebben - June 19, 2008
With respect to pdb:
“The Seattle Mariners – Durocher was right.”
Aaron Campeau - June 19, 2008
I really resisted calling it NGFL
but now I think I should have.
pdb - June 19, 2008
It made perfect sense at the time.
Aaron Campeau - June 19, 2008
2008 Seattle Mariners - Where Veteran Entitlement Means Everything
Phil Hatzenbuehler - June 19, 2008
Also the 2008 Seattle Mariners - IT'S RIGGLEMANIA!!!
PhilKenSebben - June 19, 2008
"Nice Guys Finish Last"
CapSea - June 19, 2008
2008 Seattle Mariners - PR Bliss
seattlebruin - June 19, 2008
A variation on the current theme:
Aaron Campeau - June 19, 2008
Someone with access to paint should do something with that picture.
I’m at work on a Mac that’s totally locked down.
Aaron Campeau - June 19, 2008
I've heard that there is a pirate version floating around.
JI - June 19, 2008
2008 Seattle Mariners - It's The Players' Fault
Man From Nantucket - June 19, 2008
The Seattle Mariners: Will the Last One Leaving the Stadium Please Turn Out the Lights?
rickpo - June 19, 2008
2008 Seattle Mariners: Rally Fries At Every Game!!
grante2 - June 19, 2008
True Grit
PhilKenSebben - June 19, 2008
Nice.
Aaron Campeau - June 19, 2008
2008 Seattle Mariners - GET OFF MY LAWN!
Phil Hatzenbuehler - June 19, 2008
Mariners' popularity <= dog not house broken in your home.
ErictheRed - June 19, 2008
The Seattle Mariners - Good seats still available.
Aaron Campeau - June 19, 2008
The Seattle Mariners - Dedicated to ending hunger amongst Cuban refugees since 2005.
Aaron Campeau - June 19, 2008
2008 Seattle Mariners
Old fashioned baseball.
bluemax - June 19, 2008
2008 Seattle Mariners - Twice the Budget with Half the Results
rickpo - June 19, 2008
Seattle Mariners-Been through warz; Didn't learn defense.
kentroyals5 - June 19, 2008
The Seattle Mariners - The future is now! (In Baltimore.)
Aaron Campeau - June 19, 2008
Seattle Mariners-- Just A Little Bit Morrow
LongLiveTheKings - June 19, 2008
2010 Mariners - Think of how good it will Felix toMorrow!
seattlebruin - June 19, 2008
1962 Mets - Uh, I mean 2008 Mariners - Feel the Mojo
seattlebruin - June 19, 2008
Gamer
Jeff Sullivan - June 19, 2008
My, oh my
Alex B - June 19, 2008
This one's my favorite so far
Because it puts a new twist on an old favorite.
Ike Clanton - June 19, 2008
I was always partial to Why oh Why?
tootthekazoo - June 19, 2008
The Seattle Mariners - Free moustache rides!
Aaron Campeau - June 19, 2008
2008 Mariners-Making the wave more interesting than baseball*
*I do not condone this, however.
kentroyals5 - June 19, 2008
2008 Seattle Mariners - We Got Hydro Races on the Big Screen!
rickpo - June 19, 2008
And 3D Hat Trick!
tootthekazoo - June 19, 2008
Everyone has that. The Hydros are unique.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 19, 2008
I figured as much, but the Hydros are rigged
All 3 boats are sponsored by companies, but the biggest sponsor (Comcast) has the most wins. Cheaters
tootthekazoo - June 19, 2008
Nooooooo first baseball, now the hydros lose their integrity?!??!
What is this world coming too?
seattlebruin - June 19, 2008
Not everyone has
the EXTREME hat trick.
(Which oddly enough seems to be brought out only when we’re down by 5 or more…which is quite often this year)
ralphie81 - June 20, 2008
This will only work after Vidro is gone, but...
The Seattle Mariners – We fired the entire cast of one of our commercials (Pepe one)
tootthekazoo - June 19, 2008
Erik Bedard-Your Great White Hype
kentroyals5 - June 19, 2008
2008 Seattle Mariners - Think outside the bun(t, with a full count).
r0ry - June 19, 2008
Mariners 2008: Booing just makes it worse.
Shawk - June 19, 2008
This one really tickles me.
Hoft - June 19, 2008
2008 Seattle Mariners - It was foul!
r0ry - June 19, 2008
The Seattle Mariners - Up the road, not across the street!
Aaron Campeau - June 19, 2008
2008 Mariners-You can't crash land if you've don't take off.
kentroyals5 - June 19, 2008
2008 Seattle Mariners - Where singles happen.
r0ry - June 19, 2008
2008 Mariners - Every night is singles night!
Alex B - June 19, 2008
Nice
r0ry - June 19, 2008
2008 Mariners - Every night is singles night!
double nice
rdave - June 20, 2008
2008 Seattle Mariners - Where a Raul/Griffey outfield happens
oh wait
AtomicGarden - June 19, 2008
I'll take a Swing
Sec 108 - June 19, 2008
Perfect
tootthekazoo - June 19, 2008
more like
rdave - June 20, 2008
where's Kenji?
ralphie81 - June 20, 2008
Chasing Dickey's knuckleball
kentroyals5 - June 20, 2008
2008 Seattle Mariners - We bought a seven dollar pen because we always lose pens and we got sick of not caring
rickpo - June 19, 2008
I'm digging it
Ike Clanton - June 19, 2008
2008 Seattle Mariners: Game Dread Emotion
Alex B - June 19, 2008
2008 Seattle Mariners: Wasn't 1995 Awesome?
pdb - June 19, 2008
2008 Seattle Mariners-We have a tree for a first baseman-Timber!!
kentroyals5 - June 19, 2008
2008 Seattle Mariners - We're not just a bad baseball team
We’re a complete nine-inning train wreck system
rickpo - June 19, 2008
2008 Seattle Mariners: Two on? So what!
ddp333 - June 19, 2008
oooh I like that one
pdb - June 19, 2008
Well played
tootthekazoo - June 19, 2008
Winner.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - June 19, 2008
I can not help myself. Here is my try
2008 Mariners
Do you see what happens Seattle? This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass Seattle!
The Big Lebowski
Mike Scioscia’s baseball reference page says hello.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/s/sciosmi01.shtml
hauldog - June 19, 2008
2008 Seattle Mariners: Go see "Speed Racer" instead
Shawk - June 19, 2008
Thats Harsh man
laxtonto - June 19, 2008
Mariners Baseball: What a Mess!
Throwback to the amazing 2005 commercials, especially the one starring Pokey Reese.
dkulich - June 19, 2008
I hit singles in mine...ALL the time!
Phil Hatzenbuehler - June 19, 2008
2008 Seattle Mariners - Football is just around the corner!
r0ry - June 19, 2008
2008 Mariners-We get JI so angry he spells correctly.
kentroyals5 - June 19, 2008
2008 Seattle Mariners - The Race to 100 Is On!
rickpo - June 19, 2008
I think this one is the winner.
It slips nicely below the radar.
ErictheRed - June 19, 2008
2008 Seattle Mariners: It's Never Lupus
eponymous_coward - June 19, 2008
2008 Seattle Sports -- Hey look, Ray Allen won a championship!
Nadingo - June 19, 2008
2008 Seattle Mariners- Join The Revolution!
44FAN - June 19, 2008
Since Mojo Risin' is a Doors reference
How about
2008 Seattle Mariners: Less Fun Than Dying In Paris
bennoj - June 19, 2008
The End
PhilKenSebben - June 19, 2008
My attempts:
2008 Seattle Mariners: The best baseball team in all of Hawaii, Alaska, Oregon, Montana, Idaho, and Washington (the state)
2008 Seattle Mariners: Where every fifth day is Felix Day
2008 Seattle Mariners: Not moving the team to Oklahoma City, even if you wish we would
2008 Seattle Mariners: But, the ESPN guys picked us first in the West.
andrewgolfsalot - June 19, 2008
Or, more obstinately
2008 Seattle Mariners: We’re Not Going Anywhere.
pdb - June 19, 2008
I like it and I hate it.
It’s perfect.
Two Rs and Two Ls - June 19, 2008
I vageuly contributed to something;
Huzzah!
andrewgolfsalot - June 19, 2008
Love it.
Sweet double entendre!
kidlondon - June 19, 2008
2008 Seattle Mariners - The Only Place to See the 2008 Tacoma Rainiers
rickpo - June 19, 2008
the rainiers are an improvement
PhilKenSebben - June 19, 2008
Keep Watching.....Please
Alex B - June 19, 2008
Your 2008 Seattle Mariners: We're changing this fucking shit around!
Your 2008 Seattle Mariners: Hope for Old People
Your 2008 Seattle Mariners: Hurt by Ichiro
Your 2008 Seattle Mariners: At least we’re not…ah shit, San Francisco is better than us now.
Your 2008 Seattle Mariners: Coach/Butthol approved
BrianL - June 19, 2008
Your 2008 Seattle Mariners: Future home of the
BrianL - June 19, 2008
2008 mid-season slogan:
2008 Seattle Mariners – Batten down the hatches
2008 Seattle Mariners – keep an even keel and wait for fair winds and calm seas
kdbseattle - June 19, 2008
Women and children first
ningwers - June 19, 2008
Your 2008 Seattle Mariners: Just for your information, Deadliest Catch airs on Tuesdays and House airs on Mondays.
BrianL - June 19, 2008
We had the best slogan already before we even started this thread.`
2008 Mariners – It Can Always Get Worse
Llewdor - June 19, 2008
Or alternatively
2008 Mariners – This is going to get worse before it gets better
ningwers - June 19, 2008
2008 Mariners
Don’t worry, he’ll probably be gone soon
Mariner John - June 19, 2008
2008 Mariners: Where your ugly daughter can say she's seen sea men.
44FAN - June 19, 2008
Seattle Mariners Baseball: Maybe Someday
2008 Seattle Mariners: Get In on the Ground Floor
2008 Seattle Mariners: Don’t Suffer Alone
2008 Seattle Mariners: Schadenfreude Starts at $15/Ticket
2008 Seattle Mariners: We’ve All Had Bad Days….
2008 Seattle Mariners: The Future Can’t Be Worse
2008 Seattle Mariners: It Stops Hurting After a While
2008 Seattle Mariners: Other Teams Play Here Too! / Hosting MLB’s Best
marc w - June 19, 2008
I know the Twins' slogan used to be
“Get to know ‘em”
Meanwhile, the current M’s have hit on something that works really well… there are a lot of signs outside the ballpark that say “Celebrate the Tradition.” All the pictures they use are in the navy-and-teal era, forgetting all about the time-honored Mariner tradition of placing sixth in the American League West.
Two Rs and Two Ls - June 19, 2008
The Seattle Mariners - No kissin' allowed!
Aaron Campeau - June 19, 2008
Especially if you're gay, bi or lesbian.
Susheel Ramasahayam - June 19, 2008
only if you are gay or bi
mark sobba - June 19, 2008
Mariners Baseball
Wave ‘em in (and then get them thrown out by 20 feet).
Two Rs and Two Ls - June 19, 2008
Mariners Baseball: Do It For Dave
Or perhaps a nice, simple, “Sorry, Mr. Niehaus.”
Spoomeister - June 19, 2008
The Mariners
ThundaPC - June 19, 2008
I'll go with the McLaren quote.
2008 Seattle Mariners—A Total Team Fucking Effort
Teej - June 19, 2008
The 2008 Seattle Mariners:
Give us a new stadium because we obviously can’t compete in the old one.
pdb - June 19, 2008
The Seattle Mariners - Where Champions are Born
*Champions’ time in Seattle limited to 6 months
Crystal for DH - June 19, 2008
where vetrans live long...
rdave - June 20, 2008
2008 Seattle Mariners - Slightly better than a coathanger abortion
edddgar - June 19, 2008
At least abortions are final
Carl Everett's Dino Farm - June 19, 2008
2008 Seattle Mariners: You're doing it wrong!
Mariner John - June 19, 2008
JI - June 19, 2008
Garland could very well be a Mariner next year.
44FAN - June 19, 2008
Yes, that is the point of this jpeg.
JI - June 19, 2008
needs more Eckstein
pdb - June 19, 2008
We're covered at SS.
JI - June 19, 2008
but assuming we're without Sexson we're short on veteran leadership
pdb - June 19, 2008
JI - June 19, 2008
I was going to say we could sign Dunn for veteran leadership,
but according to J.P. Ricciardi, Adam Dunn doesn’t like baseball. So he’s probably be a pretty shitty role model.
Maybe we’ll sign Dunn and Burrell to six-year deals and Burrell to will play center field.
Teej - June 19, 2008
I hope so, so he can drive YOU crazy watching him pitch.
44FAN - June 19, 2008
He would since he sucks balls.
JI - June 19, 2008
You can have Gary Matthews Jr., great CF, and Justin Speier for relief help too.
We’ll taking a top pitching prospect to be named later in 2009. Ha, ha.
44FAN - June 19, 2008
Strassburg is ours and you can't have him
PhilKenSebben - June 19, 2008
But you need a whole team, what good is one rookie pitcher going to do?
Think of what you can get in return. I hate to see such a nice young man have to start his professional major league career on a team like the Mariners.
44FAN - June 20, 2008
Maybe he will one day strike out 23 Angels in 1 game.
Fin - June 20, 2008
In that case then he will definitely be on the Red Sox
44FAN - June 20, 2008
You are not in the Mountain West anymore Dorothy
hauldog - June 20, 2008
He also wouldn't be 19 anymore so hey that's nice
Graham MacAree - June 21, 2008
So I guess that means he is going to set the single game K record?
hauldog - June 21, 2008
That sure is a lot of red
tootthekazoo - June 19, 2008
Everyone wants to be like the Cardinals.
JI - June 19, 2008
2008 Seattle Mariners - Because Fuck You That's Why
OlSalty - June 19, 2008
JI - June 19, 2008
You know,
I’m gonna miss seeing that face after every game.
tootthekazoo - June 19, 2008
The 2008 Seattle Mariners
Changes A-Brewin’!
JordanB - June 19, 2008
This one makes me want to have a beer
I approve
ningwers - June 19, 2008
Mariners Baseball
The Tide’s Coming In
JohnPeterson - June 19, 2008
A few more
2008 Seattle Mariners—Ichiro’s Smiling!
2008 Seattle Mariners—“No One Had the Nerve”
Teej - June 19, 2008
The 2008 Seattle Mariners
Now with seats even closer to Ichiro!
JordanB - June 19, 2008
2008 Mariners
Ichiro gets to wear out his grass patch in right field again!
tootthekazoo - June 19, 2008
The 2008 Seattle Mariners:
If a thousand internet fanboys can make it fun, so can you!
44FAN - June 19, 2008
Mariners Baseball
Because if you wanted to see girls kiss, you should have gone to Capitol Hill.
JordanB - June 19, 2008
Mariners Baseball
Oh the insanity!
Oh the inanity!
Oh the Japanity!
JordanB - June 19, 2008
The Seattle Mariners: Watch out 2011 Special Olympics!
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 19, 2008
2008 Mariners
Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” on grass!
Slica - June 19, 2008
2008 Mariners
Funk Bunt!
Slica - June 19, 2008
2008 Mariner's: Statistic by Ptolemy
mark sobba - June 19, 2008
2008 Mariners
No Dykes Allowed!
Slica - June 19, 2008
Ha
tootthekazoo - June 19, 2008
2008 Mariners
You must be this tall to play first base:
|6’8” |
-
Slica - June 19, 2008
Jar - June 19, 2008
I like it!
JI - June 19, 2008
Once Richie is gone this HAS to be the new LL logo.
SethGrandpa - June 19, 2008
Richie goes nowhere
Robert - June 19, 2008
Really? I say we drop him when he's cut. It doesn't make sense if he's still their, even if his wallowing is appropriate.
SethGrandpa - June 19, 2008
Richie perfectly embodies this team right now
Robert - June 20, 2008
just in case...
Anyone didn’t get that, the actual tag line is “2008 Seattle Mariners …. just kidding” Although, that image of WFB could really be the whole marketing campaign by itself.
Jar - June 19, 2008
2008 Seattle Mariners
Who’s Next?
grante2 - June 19, 2008
Who's Next indeed...
JI - June 19, 2008
Seattle Mariners- If you hear a gunshot coming from the backroom, don't bother its already to late.
Robert - June 19, 2008
Alternates
2008 Seattle Mariners: Now accepting applications
2008 Seattle Mariners: Come see the Red Sox
2008 Seattle Mariners: Suicide is painless
2008 Seattle Mariners: No….. seriously.
Jar - June 19, 2008
2008 Mariners - sacrificing the future for the past.
ErictheRed - June 19, 2008
Mariners Baseball: You can't look away!
You know, I’ve been quiet through most of this thing. Today I realized that watching a train wreck can be entertaining. That’s how I’m approaching this season from now on.
amnesiak - June 19, 2008
Seattle Mariners: Its not lupus
Robert - June 19, 2008
Seattle Mariners: You can't unwatch it.
Jed MC - June 19, 2008
"Seattle Mariners - No Question About It!"
courtesy our fsn crew…
wlad-o-matic - June 19, 2008
2008 Mariners
We’re not dumb, but we can pretend.
Slica - June 19, 2008
2008 Mariners -- The Legacy is BACK!!
Paytheline - June 19, 2008
2008 Mariners:
“We’ll siphon every last ethereal ounce of soul from you until all that’s left is an eviscerated husk and the echoing of your last shrieking wail of agony in the wretched bloodstained halls of hell. Catch it live!”
Frosty Raptor - June 19, 2008
2008 Seattle Mariners: We can do whatever the fuck we want and 20,000 people will still show up
Nick S - June 19, 2008
Seattle Mariners: You pay money to see us? lol u r gay now
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 19, 2008
2008 Seattle Mariners: The Mojo is somewhere off in a corner crying
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 19, 2008
2008 Seattle Mariners: Desperately in need of more recs
Robert - June 19, 2008
Better luck next time
ningwers - June 19, 2008
Seattle Mariners Baseball
Soak in the Suck!
JordanB - June 19, 2008
Seattle Mariners Baseball
3 Hours in our Specialized Tanning Seats for as low as $15!
tootthekazoo - June 19, 2008
Mariner Baseball...
It’s suuuuucktastic.
MtGrizzly - June 19, 2008
2008 Mariners: Time for another Round
laxtonto - June 19, 2008
2008 Mariners: Where regression happens
houseofprime - June 19, 2008
2008 Mariners: Who Shot the Albatross
Or 2008 Mariners: We Tried Hard, and Failed Miserably. The Lesson Is, Never Try
Sportszilla - June 19, 2008
We shot the Albatross.
2008 Mariners: Listen to the Nightmare of the Sea
2008 Mariners: As Idle as a Painted Ship Upon a Painted Ocean
Llewdor - June 19, 2008
The Seattle Mariners:
There is no floor.
Goose - June 19, 2008
2008 Mariners
Wii Play Like Shit.
Slica - June 19, 2008
Makes sense that the ownership would try to do a little product placement there.
Fin - June 20, 2008
2008 Mariners: We Told You So
CruzConnection - June 19, 2008
2008 Mariners: Mission Accomplished
CruzConnection - June 19, 2008
2008 Mariners: This ship has sailed.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 19, 2008
2008 Mariners: "Fuck you," she explained.
Llewdor - June 19, 2008
2008 Mariners: Retro-Mariners, 1978-style
Llewdor - June 19, 2008
2008 Mariners: DFA? DFA!
uwbradley - June 19, 2008
2008 Mariners: Cuz there's not another team until San Francisco and you don't want to cheer for San Francisco, do you?
DAMellen - June 19, 2008
2008 Mariners: There is no I in "Why the fuck are you obsessing over retarded concepts such as make-up and teamwork when your roster has no goddamn talent?"
I wanted to say “like chemistry,” but that has two is.
DAMellen - June 19, 2008
Why Is The Floor As Low As I Can Go?
Jeff Sullivan - June 19, 2008
UNPUNCTUAL
OlSalty - June 19, 2008
Journey to the Centre of the Earth
Alex B - June 20, 2008
2008 Seattle Mariners: We don't fucking care what you think.
2008 Seattle Mariners: SABRmetrically dis-inclined.
2008 Seattle Mariners: Rats and monkies wont be anywhere near your food.
2008 Seattle Mariners: Eat a dick, baseball fans!
2008 Seattle Mariners: You should be used to this by now…
One that could slip through the cracks at the office: 2008 Seattle Mariners: What’ll happen next!!!
Omerta - June 19, 2008
Rats and Monkies one made me laugh.
44FAN - June 20, 2008
The 2008 Seattle Mariners: FREE BEER!!
PhilKenSebben - June 19, 2008
2008 Seattle Mariners: Ichiro has a new reason to punch himself in the face
Mariner John - June 19, 2008
2008 Seattle Mariners: Gramps Got Bitchtits
Tony S - June 19, 2008
2008 Mariners: Seeing is Disbelieving
Alex B - June 20, 2008
2008 Mariners: Fuck This.
brayden04 - June 20, 2008
2008 Mariners: Because Pooches Need Screwing
Hooligan - June 20, 2008
2008 Mariners: They Are Just Underachieving, Right?
Fin - June 20, 2008
2008 Mariners: If We Let the Lesbians Kiss, Will You Show Up at the Park?
RustyJohn - June 20, 2008
2008 Seattle Mariners: At least People Still Come to Our Ballpark
Fin - June 20, 2008
Analysis Paralysis
Alex B - June 20, 2008
2008 Mariners: Rearranging the Deck Chairs on the Titanic
Jono - June 20, 2008
Yes.
brayden04 - June 20, 2008
2008 Mariners: We Fiddle Cat while Rome Burns.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 20, 2008
2008 Mariners -- because the 90s were better in so many ways
Nadingo - June 20, 2008
2008 Mariners: (No) Hope. (Little) Action. (Cosmetic) Change.
Alex B - June 20, 2008
2008 Mariners - We're sorry. We're really sorry. Buy tickets now?
vkut79 - June 20, 2008
2008 Mariners:
NSFW
Robert - June 20, 2008
You don't even need the link
NSFW is a fantastic team slogan.
Jeff Sullivan - June 20, 2008
I WIN!
Robert - June 20, 2008
Your reaction was less priceless this time around:
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/3/24/192549/400#3652223
JI - June 20, 2008
2008 Mariners: You Make Me Wanna Scream
Linky
Paytheline - June 20, 2008
2008 Mariners: Lose the Refuse
Not original with me; received in an e-mail
Steve Nelson - June 20, 2008
2008 Mariners: Never gonna let you down.
HARRYP09 - June 20, 2008
"Come Watch Us Play Till The New Boss Says DFA!!"
“Hey, We Would Hit Better In The King Dome DAMN IT!”
“2008 Seattle Mariners: At Least We Got Rid Of Fairly!”
“Who Cares…Were Moving To Oklahoma City Anyway”
“2008 Mariners-Thats Not Garlic Fries You’re Smelling Mister”
MarinerMooseIsMyLoveChild - June 20, 2008
2008 Seattle Mariners
Shuffling Deck Chairs
JordanB - June 20, 2008
The Seattle Mariners - Free to good homes.
Aaron Campeau - June 20, 2008
2008 Seattle Mariners -- like the Red Sox but without the obnoxious fans ... or the winning.
Nadingo - June 20, 2008
2008 Mariners - Like the Red Sox if Julio Lugo was their best player
seattlebruin - June 20, 2008
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